Science is an aspect of white supremacy. Star Trek now operates on a much more hollistic and authentic tribal voodoo shamanistic method of understanding the universe.
They did achieve one thing with Discovery, assembled a cast of characters that were all unlikable and irritating, on top of the piss poor writing and dialog.
Kathleen "Klutz" Kennedy and and "Jar Jar" Abrams did the impossible! They *united both* _Star Trek_ and _Star Wars_ fans; we are apathetic about "nu" garbage! /s
They are obsessed with the delta for some reason. I can only presume that if these people were sent back in time to work on Enterprise thr lack of any deltas would give them aneurysms.
Somehow by "updating" all the aesthetics of the show they managed to make it look like a cheap CW show. The interiors of every ship in Trek from TOS to Voyager have been well-lit corridors and stations just like an actual ship would be because starships aren't run by Computer Scientists and people need to actually see what they're doing. The dark panels with blinding lights make the sets look like something from Batwoman rather than Trek.
The editing and directing is jarring to me too. Though that's probably more of a nitpick. I don't think a trek successor or spin off necessarily needs the more flat, stage-like, blocked out visual direction.
indeed. and the 32th century was just like they didn't know how to make the future look even more futuristic so they did the Back to the future approach and made everything floating and neon everywhere without explanation. But that was the beauty of trek. There were strange design choices like a big blue glowing thing on the front. however they gave us explanation for why that is and why it has to be at the front and what it does. Same for the interoir. The things we see made sense from a practical aspect. Discovery seems to be all about the rule of cool with flying turbolifts through unneccesarry and unexplained large spaces in the ship.
You see it in an early episode very briefly when it’s even more chaotic and wild, and I had to rewind to see if I had imagined it, such was the scale of the preposterousness. These are starships, not Hogwarts in space!
You forgot a big one: In S4, when they reach the original dead homeworld of the Not!ProtomoleculeHeptapods, it's described as being a former gas giant whose atmosphere was stripped away by an asteroid bombardment. You'd need literal planets to strip away the atmosphere of even the smallest of gas/ice giants. And yet, somehow, the alien ruins still survived on the core of the gas giant unaffected by the mother of all asteroid impacts. Then later, when the Discovery crew move to the new aliens homeworld, they somehow manage to get to the bottom of their gas giant planet, where it is almost identical to the dead world, even though the area around a gas giant core should be ultracompressed matter, and possibly metallic hydrogen. Oh and the atmosphere is perfectly breathable there.
I'm personally of the opinion that it's _possible_ to write a character smarter than you are, and do it decently well-you just can't write them _quickly._
@@ranchoth But that's the point. A writer can't know everything, but an intelligent writer knows when to consult and knows their own limits. You don't need to be a physicist to write a physicist. But it helps to ask one.
@@zephyr8072 With how Tom Clancy writes his military fiction, you'd think he was in the military. He isn't and mostly he just did really good research.
"... to insult ..." This is literally true. NuTrek has no original, good ideas - - the NuTrek people merely hate their ancestors, so they crap all over their work. Remember what JJ chose for his tagline for the movie Star Trek (2009): "This is not your father's Star Trek."
True, from season two they even dropped a lot of memberberries for the people who refused to watch that Klingorc garbage of season one but eventually turned every opportunity into shyte.
@@Bludvarg They just got Mario wrong, it's the Star Road, not the Mushroom Road. Went with the more well known powerup from Mario, it's all just pop culture meme based writing.
At least we know how they can have skin tight space suits with no bulky cooling apparatus: the particle dense vacuum in the discovery universe provides ample convection for cooling!
That episode was silly because there were TNG episodes where, for example, the Enterprise landed and the saucer section was as thick as tall trees. Whole ship could have something like 150m height.
@@TrekCZ a) That was Generations. b) Generations was silly, Trek has been silly before. But not this braindead. c) How do you know the general thickness and height of trees on an _alien planet_ anyway?
Ask one of the writers "What's Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?", they'd stare back at you like a confused dog, tilting their heads to one side in utter confusion.
@@MarkRyan-u3u I mean, honestly, I don't know that off the top my head either. I'm not actually a very sciency person, but I'd like to think I'm smart at least, and you can smell the bullshit a lot more clearly in this show. Everything usually sounds like it checks out, at least up to a point, and with characters like Bashir they clearly do their research and have someone specializing in that knowledge.
they try to use tech babble.which makes no sense xD Those turbo lift scenes makes me laugh everytime xD it's like inside a frigging borg tactical cube or the unimatrix conplex lol xD
I miss when they used technobabble involving things that didn't actually exist, automatically giving themselves a lot of cheap if technical leeway ("We can track the Foreheadians' ship by following their Glorbion Particle emissions!"), so you could at least suspend disbelief without hanging it by the neck until dead.
Speaking of that, it's almost the same problem with the borgcube in Picard s3. A lot of wasted space where a starship could fly through. Copied from Star Wars but in the worst possible way.
If this show's scientific literacy was much worse, they'd have spent a season traveling to the mysterious land of China to make contact with the cynocephali.
I can see why Paramount went bankrupt and Skydance is trying to cancel the Academy series before filming even starts. Star Trek. It made Paramount famous, and STD finished it off.
I know every single characters name from all the pre Discovery series but only know Burnham's character from Discovery. That really speaks to just how awful the character development and story telling was with Discovery.
I am constantly updating the hard science in my Space Opera and it's close to a Trek technological society, I have fun talking about Quantum Entanglement and Stable Fusion and the possible confirmation of the existence of a graviton particle. This Nu Trek is just magic now especially that scene recreator from the first season of Picard, heck you even find out what they were saying just hours ago! Thats a kick in the sci Fi gonads even with Disco's magical mushroom drive
Ah, "spooky action at a distance". Other gems of modern physics include Schrödinger's Cat, quantum tunnelling, and the double-slit experiment. Lots of fun. We don't need Nu Trek's magic spells - - real-life physics is mysterious enough!!!
No one is saying it? Very well. Season 1 Episode 2 A flash of light from the Klingon ship can be seen on Vulcan light years away minutes later. A simple comment about the light being a side-effect of that travels at faster than light speeds would have been enough, but without that, it was just a flash of light.
I hated every time they would show Book's ship randomly morphing for no reason leaving Discovery's shuttle bay. Like, we get it... You have access to special effects, now stop using them like an amateur video editor spamming transition effects.
Well stammets at 1:58 isn't wrong. Biology works on the level of molecules and cells. But they too are build from atoms and subatomar particles. And sure those have to obey physics. Going by that and if we could understand all those super complex processes we could indeed describe biology through physics. Its just that this would be way to complex and so it comes that we develop other rules for the field of biology that are less complex but still hold true.
Discovery is wrong but 5:13 Captain sisco reminded me of DS9 season 4: Crossfire. Where an turbo lift drops and it just doesn't look like enough levels for that. In Star Trek nemesis Riker is at the bottom of the ship hanging on for life because he'll drop down.
"Oh, what fun is there in making sense?" - Discord (the Q of _My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic_ ) I'm in no way defending _DISCO_ . I don't see any method of doing so. I just felt like quoting a John de Lancie character.
That clapping and celebration they do. They really took writing advice from someone who told them about this one time they did something cool and then everyone clapped.
One of the larger annoyances of STD was that they still tried to do Science stuff without having some people in the production crew knowing something about science. It is like when Voyager tried to represent American Indian stuff.
Honestly, though, I think all of the shows have star field scenes where the ships are clearly passing by multiple stars per second, which means they are doing something like ten light years a second. At that speed, you could go from one end of the galaxy to the other in a few hours. If it takes you a hundred years to travel 100,000 light years, the Star field should not be noticeably changing over the course of a few minutes of travel.
I'd pick the Clipper over the Cutter on pure looks, personally. As for Wing Commander, I prefer the Raptor to the Rapier in the early games, then I'd pick the Dragon for the later ones.
I have to give you credit for actually watching enough of this nonsense to be able to put this montage together. It confirms my gut feeling after “season?” 1 to bail. 👍
I can't remember most of these things. It's like, NOTHING happened in ST:Disco... Entire seasons could be a few episodes, padded with empty scenes. Why all the extra space?!
😳😧🤮 Sound through space... sonar (or inventing it, again)... “space is loud”... these idiots must think radio frequency broadcasts actually are sound traveling through air. Or they wanted to top the “Balance of Terror” Romulans shushing each other. Or mock it. That script writer had insecurity writing sci-fi, so they told him to write it as a submarine story, then nobody edited it. What excuse do these morons have? Or it's all actually Seaquest. Jango Fett's “sonic” mine is nothing after this. Almost makes riding gravity waves seem smart in comparison, but this takes place in a time when your usual engines go far beyond that, there would be nothing remarkable about it. And the infinite TARDIS turbolift scene... I have no words. Just proves the ship is mostly empty space, I guess it's just a metaphor for their brain contents.
I am sorry Major, this is well edited and well made as a video but the levels of stupid were too high for me to finish it. not your fault as your not the "writer" but if I had these clips on my writing credits I'd looking to commit seppuku
I think writers didn't study math and science at all unlike old star trek series. they just do bla bla bla. this is not science fiction. it is just space opera.
No, space opera doesn’t try to pretend that the solution to all problems is the clever manipulation of scientific principles. Space opera just wraps its magic in tech looking skins and asks you not to think about it too hard. This is cargo cult sci-fi.
yes, yes they did drop Ripley, I also have a question!! those Willy Wonka elevators, are they meant to be the turbo lifts inside a starship ? not some alien base with technology beyond imagination?
0:55 The design of the ship from that picture alone has zero logic. Why space out so much to place the commanders chair? From a tv show it makes no sense either.. You can not see the crew
@@isaackellogg3493 As Yahtzee Croshaw would say, go get therapy so you can deal with these unresolved issues with your mother, kid. Or, as Uhura would say, "Sit in the closet."
It's a point that sound doesnt go through empty space. We all know, in space noone can hear you scream. Yes, i know, we heard in so many shows the sound of starships and fighters and weapons and explosions. Or whale songs. But please, don't make it a plot point and don't try to "explain" it.
Explanation of the 10 Stupidest Moments in Star Trek Discovery: ua-cam.com/video/k-2FsIZk43E/v-deo.html
The alternative reality of new Trek has different laws of physics, hence Spore Drive 🤣
They wont even stick to Star Trek science, why would they bother with actually science.
Voyager didn't why should discovery.
@keeperofnecronomicon Voyager at least sometimes lifted scripts from actual theoretical physics papers.
Discovery lifts science from comic books.
@@ForzaJersey They lifted words from theoretical physics papers maybe.
Science is an aspect of white supremacy. Star Trek now operates on a much more hollistic and authentic tribal voodoo shamanistic method of understanding the universe.
They did achieve one thing with Discovery, assembled a cast of characters that were all unlikable and irritating, on top of the piss poor writing and dialog.
Kathleen "Klutz" Kennedy and and "Jar Jar" Abrams did the impossible! They *united both* _Star Trek_ and _Star Wars_ fans; we are apathetic about "nu" garbage! /s
@@MichaelPohoreski Alex Kurtzman holds more of the blame for nu trek than Abrams. Kurtzman somehow wrote this stuff.
One of the greatest mistakes in STD was approving those track suit uniforms.😄
Since 09, all uniforms have incorporated a Starfleet Delta pattern, which is completely unnecessary, a waste of money and ugly too.
They are obsessed with the delta for some reason.
I can only presume that if these people were sent back in time to work on Enterprise thr lack of any deltas would give them aneurysms.
thats exactly what this trek is
an STD
"It does not make sense for a Virus to attack its host " was my favourite.
Somehow by "updating" all the aesthetics of the show they managed to make it look like a cheap CW show. The interiors of every ship in Trek from TOS to Voyager have been well-lit corridors and stations just like an actual ship would be because starships aren't run by Computer Scientists and people need to actually see what they're doing. The dark panels with blinding lights make the sets look like something from Batwoman rather than Trek.
The editing and directing is jarring to me too. Though that's probably more of a nitpick. I don't think a trek successor or spin off necessarily needs the more flat, stage-like, blocked out visual direction.
indeed. and the 32th century was just like they didn't know how to make the future look even more futuristic so they did the Back to the future approach and made everything floating and neon everywhere without explanation. But that was the beauty of trek. There were strange design choices like a big blue glowing thing on the front. however they gave us explanation for why that is and why it has to be at the front and what it does. Same for the interoir. The things we see made sense from a practical aspect. Discovery seems to be all about the rule of cool with flying turbolifts through unneccesarry and unexplained large spaces in the ship.
Can't believe it was only six minutes long.
Safety regulations prohibit week long exposure.
We need him to continue living and not suffer from a mind melt.
Every time someone defends STD, I swear I hear a broken clock screaming from the grave.
Seriously, who thought the turbo lift scene was not only necessary but they should spend vasts amount of money creating it? *Shakes head*
If you have a better way to portray the Wonkavator I’d like to hear it!
@@zephyr8072 step one. Set the scene in something other than a fairly small starship.
Step two. Set the scene in a roald dahl film, NOT star trek.
@@zephyr8072 🙄
It is perhaps the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a TV show. I'm trying to think if even Scorpion ever did something that dumb.
You see it in an early episode very briefly when it’s even more chaotic and wild, and I had to rewind to see if I had imagined it, such was the scale of the preposterousness. These are starships, not Hogwarts in space!
They should end the show with Riker and Deanna leaving the holodeck.
Nah, Tom Paris attempting a 21st century followup to Captain Proton, Harry convinces him it's too implausible, so he deletes it.
You forgot a big one:
In S4, when they reach the original dead homeworld of the Not!ProtomoleculeHeptapods, it's described as being a former gas giant whose atmosphere was stripped away by an asteroid bombardment. You'd need literal planets to strip away the atmosphere of even the smallest of gas/ice giants. And yet, somehow, the alien ruins still survived on the core of the gas giant unaffected by the mother of all asteroid impacts. Then later, when the Discovery crew move to the new aliens homeworld, they somehow manage to get to the bottom of their gas giant planet, where it is almost identical to the dead world, even though the area around a gas giant core should be ultracompressed matter, and possibly metallic hydrogen. Oh and the atmosphere is perfectly breathable there.
That feeling when Star Wars was depicting more scientifically accurate gas giants in 1980.
@@zephyr8072 Yeah, it makes Bespin and Cloud City seem scientifically accurate.
As they say, a smart character is only as intelligent as the person writing them.
I'm personally of the opinion that it's _possible_ to write a character smarter than you are, and do it decently well-you just can't write them _quickly._
@@ranchoth But that's the point. A writer can't know everything, but an intelligent writer knows when to consult and knows their own limits.
You don't need to be a physicist to write a physicist. But it helps to ask one.
@@zephyr8072 With how Tom Clancy writes his military fiction, you'd think he was in the military.
He isn't and mostly he just did really good research.
3:49 _"Break the Laws of Physics if you have to."_
*Fans:* _You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means._
“I cannae change the laws of physics, captain.”
@@zephyr8072 "Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon."
Wokeness doesn’t care about laws
Star Trek Discovery made it a point to insult as many Star Trek fans as possible. What a way to try and ruin a beloved franchise!
they didn't try, they succeeded. It has become so saturated and bloated that Gene cries out from the grave.
"... to insult ..." This is literally true. NuTrek has no original, good ideas - - the NuTrek people merely hate their ancestors, so they crap all over their work. Remember what JJ chose for his tagline for the movie Star Trek (2009): "This is not your father's Star Trek."
True, from season two they even dropped a lot of memberberries for the people who refused to watch that Klingorc garbage of season one but eventually turned every opportunity into shyte.
Oh right, Discovery is actually a TARDIS with a Wonkavator transportation system that runs on magic and gay mushrooms.
Because why the hell not.
to be fair, the mushrooms being gay is by far the least unrealistic thing in the whole show
@@Bludvarg They just got Mario wrong, it's the Star Road, not the Mushroom Road. Went with the more well known powerup from Mario, it's all just pop culture meme based writing.
At least we know how they can have skin tight space suits with no bulky cooling apparatus: the particle dense vacuum in the discovery universe provides ample convection for cooling!
This is a good reason that this takes place in an alternate reality. They have their own nonsense laws of physics, and science.
I like science 🤗😆
Just like DC Comics during the Silver Age.😂
You're giving it too much credit by calling it even that.
creating a pocket universe, and using it to make it so that the turbolift distances are LONGER than they otherwise would be.
Amazing.
That episode was silly because there were TNG episodes where, for example, the Enterprise landed and the saucer section was as thick as tall trees. Whole ship could have something like 150m height.
Yes, good use of a TARDIS, make your elevator ride take longer. Muzak just too good.
@@TrekCZ a) That was Generations.
b) Generations was silly, Trek has been silly before. But not this braindead.
c) How do you know the general thickness and height of trees on an _alien planet_ anyway?
Wait, that crazy-vater scene was in the starship, not some city sized space station?
…
I have no words.
@@michaelbarnard8529 yep, thats apparently somewhere the inside of the discovery.
Ask one of the writers "What's Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?", they'd stare back at you like a confused dog, tilting their heads to one side in utter confusion.
Star Trek fan: "What can you tell me about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle?"
NuTrek writer: "Sorry, I don't drink German beer."
they'll say it's when Walter White was uncertain if he should continue being a criminal or being a family man
@@MarkRyan-u3u I mean, honestly, I don't know that off the top my head either. I'm not actually a very sciency person, but I'd like to think I'm smart at least, and you can smell the bullshit a lot more clearly in this show. Everything usually sounds like it checks out, at least up to a point, and with characters like Bashir they clearly do their research and have someone specializing in that knowledge.
Nor would the know that a Heisenberg's compensator is needed for transporters to work.
@@TheRyujinLP That's my point.
they try to use tech babble.which makes no sense xD
Those turbo lift scenes makes me laugh everytime xD it's like inside a frigging borg tactical cube or the unimatrix conplex lol xD
I miss when they used technobabble involving things that didn't actually exist, automatically giving themselves a lot of cheap if technical leeway ("We can track the Foreheadians' ship by following their Glorbion Particle emissions!"), so you could at least suspend disbelief without hanging it by the neck until dead.
@@ranchoth I never saw the episode with the Foreheadians. However, I did see a lot of Bigbuttians.
Speaking of that, it's almost the same problem with the borgcube in Picard s3. A lot of wasted space where a starship could fly through. Copied from Star Wars but in the worst possible way.
At least RotJ had the excuse that DSII was unfinished.
That Turbolift Crap makes me laugh the most. Star Trek 5 did a better job even though they got the deck numbering wrong.
When you forget that you can't spell "science fiction" without "science".
That turbolift sequence reminds me of the inside of a Borg Cube.
I think First Contact had a similarly scaled room at the beginning.
reminds me of this edit of the Discovery's inside as a Borg cube: ua-cam.com/video/OZYRv-L8GuY/v-deo.html
If this show's scientific literacy was much worse, they'd have spent a season traveling to the mysterious land of China to make contact with the cynocephali.
And they'd have the episode where they have to put on their goggles because a hull breach is making space air rush into the ship.
I don't think any of these so called sci fi writer's in kirtzman trek passed grade school science
I can see why Paramount went bankrupt and Skydance is trying to cancel the Academy series before filming even starts.
Star Trek. It made Paramount famous, and STD finished it off.
How DARE you! - I can't stop laughing! XD
It beggars belief that this shit got 5 seasons...
Mikey girl wouldn’t need to yell so much if the bridge was a tiny bit smaller. And as for the idiocy of STD…………………..yeah.
To be fair, the Next Generation bridge was equally large, I just think that bridge was long and Discovery's bridge was wide
So when do we get parts 2 through 10?
"In Space No One Can Hear You Scream"
STD: Um, actually...
I just want to see the really long hair lady put on a space helmet in an emergency.
You forgot the screaming space baby of the apocalypse!
There's no concern for science in this show.
It abbreviates to STD for a reason...
With that title, I expected this to be a much longer video.
I know every single characters name from all the pre Discovery series but only know Burnham's character from Discovery. That really speaks to just how awful the character development and story telling was with Discovery.
I am constantly updating the hard science in my Space Opera and it's close to a Trek technological society, I have fun talking about Quantum Entanglement and Stable Fusion and the possible confirmation of the existence of a graviton particle.
This Nu Trek is just magic now especially that scene recreator from the first season of Picard, heck you even find out what they were saying just hours ago! Thats a kick in the sci Fi gonads even with Disco's magical mushroom drive
Ah, "spooky action at a distance". Other gems of modern physics include Schrödinger's Cat, quantum tunnelling, and the double-slit experiment. Lots of fun. We don't need Nu Trek's magic spells - - real-life physics is mysterious enough!!!
No one is saying it? Very well. Season 1 Episode 2 A flash of light from the Klingon ship can be seen on Vulcan light years away minutes later.
A simple comment about the light being a side-effect of that travels at faster than light speeds would have been enough, but without that, it was just a flash of light.
Grin, I feel very sorry about Kurtzman stealing your job of making Star Trek parodies
I hated every time they would show Book's ship randomly morphing for no reason leaving Discovery's shuttle bay. Like, we get it... You have access to special effects, now stop using them like an amateur video editor spamming transition effects.
the whole thing was shite. never mind a few technical inaccuracies.
Well stammets at 1:58 isn't wrong. Biology works on the level of molecules and cells. But they too are build from atoms and subatomar particles. And sure those have to obey physics. Going by that and if we could understand all those super complex processes we could indeed describe biology through physics. Its just that this would be way to complex and so it comes that we develop other rules for the field of biology that are less complex but still hold true.
what he went on to say is that there's a whole ecosystem in the sub-atomic level . which is complete nonsense and is impossible
@@NitpickingNerd ah didn't remember that. Thank you for the clarification.
I don't know of any sci-fi show that follows scientific law 100% but Discovery sure took "artistic license" to a whole new dimension.
Discovery is wrong but
5:13 Captain sisco reminded me of DS9 season 4: Crossfire. Where an turbo lift drops and it just doesn't look like enough levels for that. In Star Trek nemesis Riker is at the bottom of the ship hanging on for life because he'll drop down.
*Sisko
maybe Riker was at the "sweet spot" of the ship (as shown by Mayweather in Enterprise) which is a place on the ship where gravity is upside down
Science, F**k YAH!! That's the power of math people..
Ugghhhh....
Look at Sonequa Martin-Green, looking like she’s about to Star as Netflix’s reimagined version of Dr. Evil.
I never could make it past season one.
As McCoy would probably say:
"It's dead, Jim".
Why are the writers so obsessed with sound? Is this a new Ivy League MFA trend or something?
"Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"
- Discord (the Q of _My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic_ )
I'm in no way defending _DISCO_ . I don't see any method of doing so. I just felt like quoting a John de Lancie character.
I salute you for sitting through all this garbage so the rest of us can make fun of it
That clapping and celebration they do.
They really took writing advice from someone who told them about this one time they did something cool and then everyone clapped.
One of the larger annoyances of STD was that they still tried to do Science stuff without having some people in the production crew knowing something about science. It is like when Voyager tried to represent American Indian stuff.
The bit at the end = me
Honestly, though, I think all of the shows have star field scenes where the ships are clearly passing by multiple stars per second, which means they are doing something like ten light years a second. At that speed, you could go from one end of the galaxy to the other in a few hours. If it takes you a hundred years to travel 100,000 light years, the Star field should not be noticeably changing over the course of a few minutes of travel.
It hurts. make it go away.
I'd pick the Clipper over the Cutter on pure looks, personally.
As for Wing Commander, I prefer the Raptor to the Rapier in the early games, then I'd pick the Dragon for the later ones.
I have to give you credit for actually watching enough of this nonsense to be able to put this montage together. It confirms my gut feeling after “season?” 1 to bail. 👍
_Allow me to introduce myself,_ said faster than light travel.
Those Turbolift scenes are painful to watch. How big do they think these ships are?
Discovery is definitely more about pretty effects (and they do look nice if a bit over-blue) than any kind of actual logic.
they should of just made up proper technobable, as god intended all startrek to be!
the ending says it all for me. 🤣🤣🤣
I had managed to forget some of these... successfully blocking them out for my own well-being.. Dang this show is bad.
Who was the scientific advisor in this, Forrest Gump?
They should've got someone from classic Trek.
2:25 - best meta cut ever 🤣
I can't remember most of these things. It's like, NOTHING happened in ST:Disco... Entire seasons could be a few episodes, padded with empty scenes. Why all the extra space?!
The instantaneous travel of spore drive is impossible, even if it were in subspace. It would require magic.
I am still glad that I skipped watching any of that nutrek junk...
Where are those personal logs from 😂
I've never seen this show but maybe the nebula mentioned has enough gas for sound waves to work...
😳😧🤮 Sound through space... sonar (or inventing it, again)... “space is loud”... these idiots must think radio frequency broadcasts actually are sound traveling through air. Or they wanted to top the “Balance of Terror” Romulans shushing each other. Or mock it. That script writer had insecurity writing sci-fi, so they told him to write it as a submarine story, then nobody edited it. What excuse do these morons have? Or it's all actually Seaquest. Jango Fett's “sonic” mine is nothing after this. Almost makes riding gravity waves seem smart in comparison, but this takes place in a time when your usual engines go far beyond that, there would be nothing remarkable about it. And the infinite TARDIS turbolift scene... I have no words. Just proves the ship is mostly empty space, I guess it's just a metaphor for their brain contents.
Well done!
I am sorry Major, this is well edited and well made as a video but the levels of stupid were too high for me to finish it. not your fault as your not the "writer" but if I had these clips on my writing credits I'd looking to commit seppuku
Like the people in _Airplane!_ who had to listen to Stryker’s stories
Perfect quote to end it on. LOL
The sound ones are out of context, right... ? I mean isn't "in space, no one can hear you scream" a famous saying?
no. they literally confused radiation with sound on multiple occasions
I think writers didn't study math and science at all unlike old star trek series. they just do bla bla bla. this is not science fiction. it is just space opera.
No, space opera doesn’t try to pretend that the solution to all problems is the clever manipulation of scientific principles. Space opera just wraps its magic in tech looking skins and asks you not to think about it too hard. This is cargo cult sci-fi.
Who is Star Trek Discovery for lol ?
yes, yes they did drop Ripley, I also have a question!! those Willy Wonka elevators, are they meant to be the turbo lifts inside a starship ? not some alien base with technology beyond imagination?
I forgot how awful their star trek uniforms were in new trek. lmao
Truly feel sorry for the people watching this.
Now, THIS is the power of math! Isn't science cool? 😎😎😎
"F---ing cool", to quote Tilly.
Im so glad Ive stopped watching that shitshow after a few episodes...
Even starfleets most important person got in on calling them out
Brilliant @Majot Grin,how on earth you find these.. these shows are not only poop.. they are poop..
I have only seen the first four episodes of STD. But I know you missed quite a few scientific mistakes.
There is also a funny scene where they look at a windows header file and claim that its some scifi bullshit.
5:42 Hahahaha that. is. SO true! I hate Discovery but it's exactly this statement
0:55
The design of the ship from that picture alone has zero logic. Why space out so much to place the commanders chair? From a tv show it makes no sense either.. You can not see the crew
Why is everything teal and yellow?
It makes the cgi pop
Discovery and SNW are set in a completely different part of the multiverse... far, far removed from Trek that existed between the TOS and Enterprise.
and all this nonsense while the show was so dark you could barely see anything
This is what happens when jocks take over Star Trek instead of nerds.
*art majors
*gender studies majors
those are not jocks, those are activists
@@isaackellogg3493 As Yahtzee Croshaw would say, go get therapy so you can deal with these unresolved issues with your mother, kid.
Or, as Uhura would say, "Sit in the closet."
@@jonahfalcon1970 as I would say, “I don’t hide behind the quotes of others when I don’t have any original thoughts in my head.”
It's a point that sound doesnt go through empty space. We all know, in space noone can hear you scream. Yes, i know, we heard in so many shows the sound of starships and fighters and weapons and explosions. Or whale songs. But please, don't make it a plot point and don't try to "explain" it.
No science in star trek discovery 😅
The biggest disappointment in Star Trek history.
It's not even technobabble! It's just randomly saying junior high school level science terms.
It’s incomprehensible to me just how stupid this show is.
Who is this for?
Many.
Star Trek fans.
Me
All of us.
Can't wait for Star Trek: Academy
Based on those log entries, isn't that STD already?
We wuzz scientists and shit
So much pretty, so much stupid