Pol Martin Evil Microwaving Moments [RTVS/Socpens Fan-Edit]

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  • @deejorno
    @deejorno 9 місяців тому +79

    wayne's pleading of THAT'S NOT ENOUGH genuinely flashes in my head whenever i cook meat

  • @bxnditclown
    @bxnditclown 2 роки тому +345

    i don't think anything will top the reveal of the beef being cooked on the plate, the genuine horror in scorpy's voice, wayne's desperation, holly's soul being sucked outta her, the hell's kitchen sound. poetic cinema, nothing will beat it EVER

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind Рік тому +50

      Using the microwave to make a makeshift griddle is both genius and deeply evil

  • @charlie7186
    @charlie7186 3 роки тому +668

    making local food expert and asian baalup watch a french man cook beef teriyaki in the microwave feels like a hate crime

    • @enkays_den
      @enkays_den 2 роки тому +76

      AAPI's top enemies: COVID misinformation and Pol Martin

    • @manutdedits2726
      @manutdedits2726 2 роки тому +19

      @@enkays_den OIL MARTIN!!!!!

    • @Captain_Fiasco
      @Captain_Fiasco 3 місяці тому +7

      I love the detail "Asian baaulp"

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 2 роки тому +134

    6:40 “I feed zis sauce to Suuper Meughrioh and he DIE!!!”

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 2 роки тому +292

    "i love the fuckin pile of vegetables in his sink"
    "those are his clean dishes"
    underappreciated line

    • @manutdedits2726
      @manutdedits2726 2 роки тому +16

      Poly is the ultimate underrated rtvs member

    • @ExpectedAs
      @ExpectedAs Рік тому +4

      @@manutdedits2726 wasn’t that mike? 💀

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Рік тому +1

      I haven't even gotten to that part of the video yet, and I will be shocked if it isn't Holly

  • @mintjaan
    @mintjaan 2 роки тому +274

    The color change is like in Jojo's when there's an intense fight scene but it's just a French man making miserable food

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 2 роки тому +28

      He microwaved the protagonists and the season he was supposed to be in; only he remains, occasionally pestered by snippets of the reality he destroyed.

    • @BadWolfAce
      @BadWolfAce 2 роки тому +16

      Pearl Jam but it's depressing and disgusts whoever eats it. If Limp Biscuit wasn't in Part 6, I'd call it that

    • @no1important777
      @no1important777 Рік тому +7

      @@BadWolfAce Pearl Jam but instead of going on a journey he just opened up a restaurant and did his best

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BadWolfAcePearl jam but instead of making him really good at cooking it makes him worse

  • @ohnoagremlin
    @ohnoagremlin 3 роки тому +316

    "oh my god he's cooking he's cooking iT ON A microWAVE PLATE" is such a good soundbite

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev 2 роки тому +94

    gir’s accent for pol sounds like a homestar character

  • @Pinkstarclan
    @Pinkstarclan 9 місяців тому +19

    10:07 scorpy brings in the tiny knife

  • @RaspberryPastry
    @RaspberryPastry 8 місяців тому +17

    Live a guy that wears a ring whilst handling raw chicken

  • @ketaminepoptarts
    @ketaminepoptarts 2 роки тому +105

    17:01 "that's the fucked up part! he has all the (weird squeaking noises) ...for evil!"

    • @manutdedits2726
      @manutdedits2726 2 роки тому +44

      "THATS THE FUCKED UP PART! HE HAS ALL OF THESE COOKING SKILLS AND HES USING THEM FOR EVIL!!!"

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy Рік тому +28

      she turned into a mouse :(

  • @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937
    @sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937 3 роки тому +225

    Nothing will ever compare to everyone slowly realizing what’s going on with the microwaved plate and absolutely freaking out

  • @manutdedits2726
    @manutdedits2726 2 роки тому +92

    I love the multiple times Poly shittalks Jamie Oliver in this video, especially because she is the only British one here.

  • @Wizuu0274
    @Wizuu0274 3 роки тому +214

    My mans Pol really pulls out all of the plates from the microwave without even mitts, really going for that second degree burns record

  • @NickolasNinja
    @NickolasNinja 2 роки тому +49

    The overlapping hell's kitchen waterphone when he puts the microwaved-plate-cooked beef that isnt done into the dish fucking kills me every time

  • @dishfishes
    @dishfishes 3 роки тому +199

    Opened up animal crossing for the first time in a year while watching this and was immediately terrified because i entered a room in my house that was completely bare save for a single microwave sitting off center . 80 percent sure its from the kitchen update. 20 percent sure i have been haunted by this video .

  • @Tulip_bip
    @Tulip_bip 7 місяців тому +14

    I'll never recover from scorpy getting out the stock knife png and politely cutting the shrimp for chef pol martin

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 3 роки тому +81

    8:35 *obliterated* me, Jesus Christmas

  • @rbitrary
    @rbitrary 2 роки тому +142

    This video is so good....
    Also as a food worker i think it's absolutely horrifying that he's cooking with a ring on. I can't wear any jewellery because metal and plastic lack the anti-bacterial properties of skin, meaning if you touch it while handling microbes, it will carry it to your next item you touch

    • @SourGummiWyrm69
      @SourGummiWyrm69 2 роки тому +65

      enchanted ring of give food poisoning

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 2 роки тому +26

      Me when Binging with Babish mixes ground meat without taking off his Rolexes

    • @calcifieddirt4120
      @calcifieddirt4120 2 роки тому +21

      not to mention you can get crud stuck under there, superheat it without noticing, cut glass with the edge. never a fun idea

  • @Elijah_Kujo
    @Elijah_Kujo 2 роки тому +108

    watching this while being french bilingual is terrifying

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Рік тому +35

      Seeing both sides of the wall, knowing the horrors the characters can't comprehend

  • @whynotll83
    @whynotll83 Рік тому +42

    This man drinks to kill all the botulism in his system.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 Рік тому +14

      He's probably parasite free because no tapeworms would ever want to eat what he's cooking

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 3 роки тому +62

    Hearing wayne fucking losing his mind over the beef teriyaki is only too relatable.

  • @deecomposerr
    @deecomposerr 2 роки тому +46

    despite what they say, this farmer clearly cares for his animals from the work hes willing to put into his pig slop

  • @the-real-franz-kafka
    @the-real-franz-kafka 2 роки тому +42

    hey i watched this to go to sleep to on my laptop during a time when i didnt have a phone (due to financial issues) and the alert at the end threw into such a horrific panic, as i genuinely believed that there was a bald french man that microwaves alien vegetables loose in my neighborhood, that i shot upright and started to sob until the ridiculousness of everything made itself clear to me
    great edit though man, 10/10

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax 3 роки тому +50

    14:46 fucked up and evil moments

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev 2 роки тому +32

    mario died because of him. ate the brown

  • @a52productions
    @a52productions Рік тому +19

    I love how they get worse as time goes on. The soup looked passable. The brown sauce... dubious, but likely edible. The shrimp.. oh no. oh no. oh god what is he doing with the beef oh god mr martin you cant oh my god--

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor Рік тому +8

    'is he just gonna put water in it and microwave it? that sounds disgusting' SUMS UP THE WHOLE SERIES HUH

  • @m_crowley6674
    @m_crowley6674 2 роки тому +29

    i do love how the pol martin voice is often just a strongbad accent

  • @StarscreamsGirl
    @StarscreamsGirl 2 роки тому +44

    I was watching this next to my bf with headphones in and when it got the Beef Plate he made me show him bc I couldn’t stop GASPING

  • @gingy-
    @gingy- Рік тому +15

    Gir's Pol Martin impression is really the icing on the cake here

    • @SwollaG7
      @SwollaG7 Рік тому +9

      it's just Strong Bad is what gets me

  • @illioptopede
    @illioptopede 3 роки тому +107

    this video made me realize somethin
    are
    are potatoes called "dirt apples" in french???

    • @rosePetrichor
      @rosePetrichor 3 роки тому +43

      they sure are. pomme de terre. really no worse than 'pineapple' though, is it

    • @nonebody2601
      @nonebody2601 3 роки тому +34

      Apple of the earth

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 2 роки тому +13

      french is a really dumb language so you get shit like pommes de terre, noud papillon (bowtie, or "knot butterfly,") amuse-bouche (appetizer, or "mouth fun,") and raton laveur (raccoon, or "rat washer/washing rat")

    • @BalthorYT
      @BalthorYT 4 місяці тому +1

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 IIRC, the meaning/implication of 'amuse-bouche' is more akin to "thing that makes your mouth have fun", which can be interpreted in some pretty uhh... 'funny' ways lmao.

  • @bear4butch
    @bear4butch 3 роки тому +47

    GOD YES, MY FAVORITE BIT IN THE VHS STREAMS, I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS MAN

  • @itshaitime2089
    @itshaitime2089 2 роки тому +24

    i watched this stream live and the moment he started cooking meat on a plate still lives completely rent free in my brain.

  • @eringotkilled
    @eringotkilled 9 місяців тому +5

    i had no idea what was up with the color effects at first i thought his microwave was leaking

  • @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243
    @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 Рік тому +10

    REMINDER: this man is considered a culinary icon in French speaking Canada

  • @pikapet3r255
    @pikapet3r255 3 роки тому +39

    13:33 plate beef

  • @RedStinger_0
    @RedStinger_0 Рік тому +10

    15:45 the sfx are killing me

  • @music-sweetmusic4745
    @music-sweetmusic4745 3 роки тому +64

    5:10 listen close...

  • @AtronachsAura
    @AtronachsAura 2 роки тому +27

    im mad sick rn and this is somehow healing me, watching this man microwave shrimp and hearing holly panic bc of it
    thank u for ur service :)

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 10 місяців тому +7

    the knifework was the only non-cursed part of this video

  • @Hawkfire360
    @Hawkfire360 2 роки тому +27

    LOVING the intro you added. Authentic.

  • @Dr_B0nes
    @Dr_B0nes 2 роки тому +26

    I was playing a game while listening to this and the fart sounds they were doing like 8 and a half mins in lined up with me getting hit with an ass blast attack

  • @gordonwiley2006
    @gordonwiley2006 2 роки тому +18

    "May our kitchens escape hell"

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 2 роки тому +5

      Sunder the chains of Ramsay, that we may finally rise above the blood

  • @SpaghettiWizardVEVO
    @SpaghettiWizardVEVO 3 місяці тому +2

    2:10 Pol Martin casts Ultima

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 3 роки тому +56

    This is the FUCKING edit evar!!!

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 2 роки тому +16

    gir's french impression is just strong bad

  • @spaghettimoose2003
    @spaghettimoose2003 Рік тому +6

    Microwave mandela catalog outro scared me

  • @rainphee
    @rainphee Рік тому +6

    "oh no, the blood activated"

  • @lochness7419
    @lochness7419 9 місяців тому +5

    CHRIST ALIVE .

  • @zidanidane
    @zidanidane 11 місяців тому +3

    what a love
    i love the ending so much

  • @k3nny
    @k3nny 2 роки тому +16

    This opening song is burned into my memory

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405

    4:55 this guy is just describing Good Eats

  • @jleoriane
    @jleoriane 2 місяці тому

    The EAS at the end made me laugh even harder than them watching this abysmal attempt at cooking. Amazing.

  • @colin5227
    @colin5227 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for this edit

  • @swordswaltzing
    @swordswaltzing Рік тому +11

    I literally speak French and it did not make this any better or more comprehensible

  • @catg4343
    @catg4343 8 місяців тому +3

    Ratatouille deleted scene

  • @antlers1385
    @antlers1385 3 роки тому +15

    the reborn edit got me bad

  • @liketocodev
    @liketocodev Рік тому +4

    Waiter! There's an eye in my soup!

  • @divinetitanus3147
    @divinetitanus3147 Рік тому +3

    Found footage from the kitchens of Chernobyl☢☣⚰

  • @Fab4Sunrises
    @Fab4Sunrises Рік тому +1

    im almost certain this cat has a mustache but im not sure i cant fully tell

  • @hexedcrab
    @hexedcrab 2 роки тому +5

    was the video just corrupting like that or were they fucking around with filters I honestly can't tell

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 2 роки тому +29

      If so remember correctly, Scorpy has a magnet that he sometimes hovers over the VCR

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan Рік тому +2

      it was real

  • @voyagerwitch
    @voyagerwitch Рік тому +2

    you... you added the hell's kitchen sounds, right? surely those weren't in the original show?

  • @gamerbud2400
    @gamerbud2400 3 роки тому +12

    it feels cursed that I click on this video and I'm the 666th view.

  • @venice3189
    @venice3189 3 роки тому +4

    😳

  • @hithere5039
    @hithere5039 Рік тому +1

    Why were the colors all wonky at the beginning?

    • @hithere5039
      @hithere5039 Рік тому +2

      Oh, VHS. Nevermind, I'm dumb.