i don't think anything will top the reveal of the beef being cooked on the plate, the genuine horror in scorpy's voice, wayne's desperation, holly's soul being sucked outta her, the hell's kitchen sound. poetic cinema, nothing will beat it EVER
He microwaved the protagonists and the season he was supposed to be in; only he remains, occasionally pestered by snippets of the reality he destroyed.
Opened up animal crossing for the first time in a year while watching this and was immediately terrified because i entered a room in my house that was completely bare save for a single microwave sitting off center . 80 percent sure its from the kitchen update. 20 percent sure i have been haunted by this video .
This video is so good.... Also as a food worker i think it's absolutely horrifying that he's cooking with a ring on. I can't wear any jewellery because metal and plastic lack the anti-bacterial properties of skin, meaning if you touch it while handling microbes, it will carry it to your next item you touch
hey i watched this to go to sleep to on my laptop during a time when i didnt have a phone (due to financial issues) and the alert at the end threw into such a horrific panic, as i genuinely believed that there was a bald french man that microwaves alien vegetables loose in my neighborhood, that i shot upright and started to sob until the ridiculousness of everything made itself clear to me great edit though man, 10/10
I love how they get worse as time goes on. The soup looked passable. The brown sauce... dubious, but likely edible. The shrimp.. oh no. oh no. oh god what is he doing with the beef oh god mr martin you cant oh my god--
french is a really dumb language so you get shit like pommes de terre, noud papillon (bowtie, or "knot butterfly,") amuse-bouche (appetizer, or "mouth fun,") and raton laveur (raccoon, or "rat washer/washing rat")
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 IIRC, the meaning/implication of 'amuse-bouche' is more akin to "thing that makes your mouth have fun", which can be interpreted in some pretty uhh... 'funny' ways lmao.
I was playing a game while listening to this and the fart sounds they were doing like 8 and a half mins in lined up with me getting hit with an ass blast attack
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wayne's pleading of THAT'S NOT ENOUGH genuinely flashes in my head whenever i cook meat
i don't think anything will top the reveal of the beef being cooked on the plate, the genuine horror in scorpy's voice, wayne's desperation, holly's soul being sucked outta her, the hell's kitchen sound. poetic cinema, nothing will beat it EVER
Using the microwave to make a makeshift griddle is both genius and deeply evil
making local food expert and asian baalup watch a french man cook beef teriyaki in the microwave feels like a hate crime
AAPI's top enemies: COVID misinformation and Pol Martin
@@enkays_den OIL MARTIN!!!!!
I love the detail "Asian baaulp"
6:40 “I feed zis sauce to Suuper Meughrioh and he DIE!!!”
"i love the fuckin pile of vegetables in his sink"
"those are his clean dishes"
underappreciated line
Poly is the ultimate underrated rtvs member
@@manutdedits2726 wasn’t that mike? 💀
I haven't even gotten to that part of the video yet, and I will be shocked if it isn't Holly
The color change is like in Jojo's when there's an intense fight scene but it's just a French man making miserable food
He microwaved the protagonists and the season he was supposed to be in; only he remains, occasionally pestered by snippets of the reality he destroyed.
Pearl Jam but it's depressing and disgusts whoever eats it. If Limp Biscuit wasn't in Part 6, I'd call it that
@@BadWolfAce Pearl Jam but instead of going on a journey he just opened up a restaurant and did his best
@@BadWolfAcePearl jam but instead of making him really good at cooking it makes him worse
"oh my god he's cooking he's cooking iT ON A microWAVE PLATE" is such a good soundbite
gir’s accent for pol sounds like a homestar character
10:07 scorpy brings in the tiny knife
Live a guy that wears a ring whilst handling raw chicken
17:01 "that's the fucked up part! he has all the (weird squeaking noises) ...for evil!"
"THATS THE FUCKED UP PART! HE HAS ALL OF THESE COOKING SKILLS AND HES USING THEM FOR EVIL!!!"
she turned into a mouse :(
Nothing will ever compare to everyone slowly realizing what’s going on with the microwaved plate and absolutely freaking out
Time stamp?
@@MaxTardigrade abt 14:30
I love the multiple times Poly shittalks Jamie Oliver in this video, especially because she is the only British one here.
My mans Pol really pulls out all of the plates from the microwave without even mitts, really going for that second degree burns record
The overlapping hell's kitchen waterphone when he puts the microwaved-plate-cooked beef that isnt done into the dish fucking kills me every time
Opened up animal crossing for the first time in a year while watching this and was immediately terrified because i entered a room in my house that was completely bare save for a single microwave sitting off center . 80 percent sure its from the kitchen update. 20 percent sure i have been haunted by this video .
was there random bits of uncooked beef as well?
Dude you're totally fucking cursed
I'll never recover from scorpy getting out the stock knife png and politely cutting the shrimp for chef pol martin
8:35 *obliterated* me, Jesus Christmas
This video is so good....
Also as a food worker i think it's absolutely horrifying that he's cooking with a ring on. I can't wear any jewellery because metal and plastic lack the anti-bacterial properties of skin, meaning if you touch it while handling microbes, it will carry it to your next item you touch
enchanted ring of give food poisoning
Me when Binging with Babish mixes ground meat without taking off his Rolexes
not to mention you can get crud stuck under there, superheat it without noticing, cut glass with the edge. never a fun idea
watching this while being french bilingual is terrifying
Seeing both sides of the wall, knowing the horrors the characters can't comprehend
This man drinks to kill all the botulism in his system.
He's probably parasite free because no tapeworms would ever want to eat what he's cooking
Hearing wayne fucking losing his mind over the beef teriyaki is only too relatable.
despite what they say, this farmer clearly cares for his animals from the work hes willing to put into his pig slop
hey i watched this to go to sleep to on my laptop during a time when i didnt have a phone (due to financial issues) and the alert at the end threw into such a horrific panic, as i genuinely believed that there was a bald french man that microwaves alien vegetables loose in my neighborhood, that i shot upright and started to sob until the ridiculousness of everything made itself clear to me
great edit though man, 10/10
14:46 fucked up and evil moments
mario died because of him. ate the brown
I love how they get worse as time goes on. The soup looked passable. The brown sauce... dubious, but likely edible. The shrimp.. oh no. oh no. oh god what is he doing with the beef oh god mr martin you cant oh my god--
'is he just gonna put water in it and microwave it? that sounds disgusting' SUMS UP THE WHOLE SERIES HUH
i do love how the pol martin voice is often just a strongbad accent
I was watching this next to my bf with headphones in and when it got the Beef Plate he made me show him bc I couldn’t stop GASPING
Gir's Pol Martin impression is really the icing on the cake here
it's just Strong Bad is what gets me
this video made me realize somethin
are
are potatoes called "dirt apples" in french???
they sure are. pomme de terre. really no worse than 'pineapple' though, is it
Apple of the earth
french is a really dumb language so you get shit like pommes de terre, noud papillon (bowtie, or "knot butterfly,") amuse-bouche (appetizer, or "mouth fun,") and raton laveur (raccoon, or "rat washer/washing rat")
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 IIRC, the meaning/implication of 'amuse-bouche' is more akin to "thing that makes your mouth have fun", which can be interpreted in some pretty uhh... 'funny' ways lmao.
GOD YES, MY FAVORITE BIT IN THE VHS STREAMS, I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS MAN
i watched this stream live and the moment he started cooking meat on a plate still lives completely rent free in my brain.
i had no idea what was up with the color effects at first i thought his microwave was leaking
REMINDER: this man is considered a culinary icon in French speaking Canada
13:33 plate beef
Reminds me of brainsteak
15:45 the sfx are killing me
5:10 listen close...
AH
HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT
@@AceGaimz these headphones are poggers and my hearing is awesome
@@AceGaimz this new invention called ears
@@music-sweetmusic4745 Will you kill anyone?
im mad sick rn and this is somehow healing me, watching this man microwave shrimp and hearing holly panic bc of it
thank u for ur service :)
the knifework was the only non-cursed part of this video
LOVING the intro you added. Authentic.
I was playing a game while listening to this and the fart sounds they were doing like 8 and a half mins in lined up with me getting hit with an ass blast attack
... isaac?????
i dont know any other ass blast games
"May our kitchens escape hell"
Sunder the chains of Ramsay, that we may finally rise above the blood
2:10 Pol Martin casts Ultima
This is the FUCKING edit evar!!!
gir's french impression is just strong bad
Microwave mandela catalog outro scared me
"oh no, the blood activated"
CHRIST ALIVE .
what a love
i love the ending so much
This opening song is burned into my memory
4:55 this guy is just describing Good Eats
The EAS at the end made me laugh even harder than them watching this abysmal attempt at cooking. Amazing.
Thank you for this edit
I literally speak French and it did not make this any better or more comprehensible
Ratatouille deleted scene
the reborn edit got me bad
Waiter! There's an eye in my soup!
Found footage from the kitchens of Chernobyl☢☣⚰
im almost certain this cat has a mustache but im not sure i cant fully tell
was the video just corrupting like that or were they fucking around with filters I honestly can't tell
If so remember correctly, Scorpy has a magnet that he sometimes hovers over the VCR
it was real
you... you added the hell's kitchen sounds, right? surely those weren't in the original show?
it feels cursed that I click on this video and I'm the 666th view.
😳
Why were the colors all wonky at the beginning?
Oh, VHS. Nevermind, I'm dumb.