ITPML-98th Rule of Acquisition: Every man Has his Price

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2025

КОМЕНТАРІ • 388

  • @theghostoftom
    @theghostoftom Рік тому +364

    I like how Quark knows when to stop. Thats a lifetimes experience in bartering and bribery.
    Sisko is over a barrel here but just as every man has his price, every man has his limits. Best to stay in the station commanders good graces, in the long term. Plus Quark is a people person.

    • @Hy3jii
      @Hy3jii Рік тому +41

      It was actually a pretty reasonable list. The clothes and latinum are just making him whole again. Nothing gained beside what he lost from the assault. The return of his confiscated contraband is the only "extra" he's being bribed with.

    • @adaeptzulander2928
      @adaeptzulander2928 Рік тому +8

      It was a fair trade.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Рік тому +24

      ​​​@@Hy3jiiQuark's smuggled goods, despite their illegality, never seem to be anything very dangerous like weapons. All he ever seems to be involved with is various kinds of crystals, most of which are ornamental objects or recreational drugs rather than hardcore, addictive substances. Not to mention smuggling food and medicine to Bajorans during the Cardassian Occupation. Sisko knows he's a relatively harmless criminal, and Odo uses him to catch bigger fish in the smuggler rings he has contact with.

    • @Talba007
      @Talba007 11 місяців тому +8

      I love Armin's line reading pretending not to know what the problem is with his held-up cargo, where you can tell that he knows exactly what the problem is. Nails it.

    • @harrellt1405
      @harrellt1405 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Hy3jiihe coulda milked him some more. But then again, its better to be in the captains good side

  • @Bobaklives
    @Bobaklives 5 років тому +1113

    Quark is an absolute delight-he knew not to overplay his hand, he was just genuinely happy Sisko was relatable.

    • @Kyle_daywalker
      @Kyle_daywalker 4 роки тому +62

      i didn't move my hand so mutch cause i ws in shock but after sisko gave me a bribe i went to my quaters and did a victory dance

    • @raf7550
      @raf7550 3 роки тому +139

      Value of bribe: replacement of damaged clothes, 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum, and expediting release of semi-illegal imported goods.
      Value of getting Captain Sisko to stoop to bribery: _priceless_

    • @logandarklighter
      @logandarklighter 3 роки тому +43

      @@raf7550 "It's an old meme, sir. But it checks out." :D

    • @weenax
      @weenax 3 роки тому +37

      Exactly, a very important point.. quark knew what was "fair" in his own sense of right and wrong. This is one of the best scenes from this episode for me, for many reasons.

    • @mistermonologue2442
      @mistermonologue2442 Рік тому +22

      The clothes and the 5 bars of gold-pressed Latinum were enough the help with the shipment was pushing it but Quark had to get slightly above a level bargain for it to truly be level to a Ferengi.
      He did know how far he could push it though he's a smart one.

  • @Frenki94
    @Frenki94 3 роки тому +692

    "Are you offering me..... a bribe?" Hilarious how Quark is delighted here.

    • @StumpfForFreedom
      @StumpfForFreedom 3 роки тому +88

      Having a Starfleet Captain offer him a bribe is the equivalent to a human Starfleet Officer getting a genuine laugh and smile out of a Vulcan.

    • @nnthayer
      @nnthayer 3 роки тому +44

      He's sooo proud of Sisko lol

    • @byronbrown1978
      @byronbrown1978 3 роки тому +3

      @@nnthayer 😁😁😅😅

    • @shuboy05
      @shuboy05 Рік тому

      @@StumpfForFreedom Something Paris and Kim tried for years by messing with Tuvok's holoprograms....

    • @edstringer1138
      @edstringer1138 Рік тому +9

      I gambled with two Nun once (a friends Aunts both known poker players , The game was liars poker ) I lost and had the same glee ,,,, The Aunts took my dollar ,,,,and said " Ex Catholic>?"... I nodded grinning

  • @golvic1436
    @golvic1436 Рік тому +266

    The best part is when Quark realizes what is going on and clearly is far more delighted about Sisko trying to bribe him than he is upset over anything that happened leading up to it. Heck, the terms are basically superficial and as reasonable as he can make it, which for a Ferengi is unthinkable. Quark's reward is the fact that Sisko bribed him at all.

    • @omargoodman2999
      @omargoodman2999 Рік тому +21

      I mean, Quark is _far_ from dumb. He doesn't need to know Sisko as well as he knows Odo to put 2 and 2 together and get top secret something-or-other important to the war against the Dominion. And he _understands_ the vital importance of that, not just from a general perspective, but *especially* from a business perspective. Throwing a monkey-wrench into this could be *very* bad... so he allowed frankly _unreasonably_ favorable terms to Sisko so he could cooperate without giving away the plot to anyone else paying attention.

    • @darthroden
      @darthroden Рік тому +20

      In Quark's point-of-view, Sisko is validating his worldview as a Ferengi. For him that was probably worth the inconvenience of being stabbed.

    • @Bird-Birdy-Love
      @Bird-Birdy-Love Рік тому +14

      Rule no 57 :Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
      Quark knows not to overexploit an opportunity as Sisko while often on the crosshairs has provided numerous benefits to Quark, so even if this was a rare opportunity he knows not to overexploit him cause he is a good customer.

    • @Kakuretaka
      @Kakuretaka Рік тому

      ​@@Bird-Birdy-Love 111 would be better. Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them. Quark knows he now has something on Sisko oh sure he accepted the bribe but Sisko is now is his debt.

    • @Talba007
      @Talba007 5 місяців тому

      I don't know. I bet that the last item, the held-up cargo, contains a deal worth way more than five bars of latinum.

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 4 роки тому +627

    Every man has his price: One dead Romulan Senator, one wanted criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet Officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.

    • @MLBeaton
      @MLBeaton 3 роки тому +56

      5 bars of gold pressed latnum... The cost of 2 outfits... Some bio gel... the OTHER Romulans on the senators ship... and whatever clothes Garak was working on when Sisco punches him!
      It cost a bit more than what is commonly stated

    • @dhinton1
      @dhinton1 3 роки тому +12

      This scene fit the theme of this episode SO WELL 😂😂

    • @azraelknightquest5754
      @azraelknightquest5754 2 роки тому

      Now take all those shady things. Bribing Quark, lies and secrets, giving a controlled substance illegally and unwillingly involved in the assassination of a criminal that was guilty of attempged murder after released on death row, the assassination of a Romulan Senator that hates the Federation enough to take delight in the hundreds of thousands of deaths of federation officers and loss of planets and his Tal Shiar staff (comparable to Hitler's SS) and weigh it against entire worlds freedoms and the deaths of civilians from the Dominions invasion of the Alpha Quadrant, along with the deaths of so many Federation and Klingon people fighting for their lives and the lives of others...
      In this extremely rare and intense situation, which do you want to be more guilty of having allowed to happen?
      Now throw in the part nobody talks about: Jake's father and son would be as good as dead if the invasion was allowed to continue.
      If my two daughters were in danger of being murdered and Garak offered me the way to save my country and my family from death but he had to slit the throats of everyone in this comment section, I would agree to the deal.
      And so would you. You'd slit my throat yourself to save your country and your family. It was a no-win scenario. Sisko made the choice that ended with the Alpha Quadrant maintaining freedom and saving his family and home world. And for all the faults and problems that the Klingons, Federation and Bajorans have, nobody deserves enslavement or genocide.

    • @jos.1839
      @jos.1839 2 роки тому +14

      And dont forget Garaks smile at Sisko when Sisko found out that he was just a pawn in a very delicate assassination 😁 the smile was extra with no cost. Garaks style

    • @DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants
      @DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants Рік тому +8

      You forgot the romulan bodyguards and so did Garak.

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 4 роки тому +502

    Arent we going to mention the fact that Quark was stabbed because he tried to protect his employees from a madman?

    • @JoJoGunn1956
      @JoJoGunn1956 4 роки тому +8

      No, should we?

    • @paulsavage9977
      @paulsavage9977 4 роки тому +110

      More like protecting an asset that makes him profit.

    • @StumpfForFreedom
      @StumpfForFreedom 3 роки тому +12

      @@paulsavage9977 well, of course.

    • @napoleonsolo5929
      @napoleonsolo5929 3 роки тому +57

      Quark may be a Ferengi, but he cares about his people.

    • @juansantos-lq2kz
      @juansantos-lq2kz 2 роки тому +12

      @@napoleonsolo5929 He cares about the female ones, at least.

  • @DaveMiller2
    @DaveMiller2 Рік тому +182

    "I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode".
    "I hope that's just an impression".
    "Ah, it's best not to dwell on such minutiae".
    One of my favorite scenes.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 6 місяців тому +4

      Sisko: "It's difficult enough getting Odo to look the other way without explosions in the habitat ring."

  • @RandyMcDonald80
    @RandyMcDonald80 5 років тому +253

    "It's best not to dwell on such minutiae."

    • @3of11
      @3of11 3 роки тому +13

      A very little bit of foreshadowing.

    • @jonathandonley3299
      @jonathandonley3299 3 роки тому +17

      LMAO Fucking Garak. I used to get a little smile on my face when I saw Andrew Robinson in the guest star credits at the start of an episode.

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 2 роки тому +1

      Is he wrong? Odo should dwell on that.

    • @zeek4966
      @zeek4966 Рік тому +7

      Yes, let's not dwell on the minutiae of whether Garak planted a bomb on the station lol

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu Рік тому

      ​@@zeek4966if there's one man's bombs I'm comfortable being around it's a spies. Theirs need to work perfectly and be nudge proof if disguised

  • @wilm3864
    @wilm3864 2 роки тому +218

    Quark is a great example of how the shady (but not outright evil) characters are sometimes the most fascinating. Garak is another great example.

    • @DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants
      @DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants Рік тому +10

      Do not forget Quark's cousin. He was cool with a whole planet being blown up for personal profit. He was like Yuri Orlov in the Lord of War movie.
      They were not evil but what they did actively contributed to others being that way.

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Рік тому +19

    Quark sitting there with a cheese grater against Sisko's flesh and squirting lemon juice into it. Sisko had to sit there and knowingly let Quark sneak contraband onto the station and couldn't do anything about it. For a man as strong in moral character as him that must have hurt badly.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 27 днів тому +2

      That's pretty much the point of the entire episode.
      However, Sisco didn't "have to" do anything. He chose to, that is the other point (which Garak made). If he wanted to convince the Romulan Senator, he would have worked harder with Curzon and Star Fleet's diplomatic core. From the beginning he chose to go down this path, the rest was just convincing himself that he went down this road unwillingly.
      You don't go to Garak because you want to do things right. You go to Garak because you are willing to get things done the wrong way. He's already known to be a spy and assassin at this point. Not known for psy-ops, diplomacy, Romulan culture expert, etc.

    • @mmjahink
      @mmjahink 15 днів тому

      @@recoil53 Garak is very much a "whatever it takes" kind of guy. Always several steps ahead of everyone.

  • @Commanderziff
    @Commanderziff Рік тому +85

    The fact that Quark was injured trying to do the right thing, is really rubbing salt in the wound.

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 Рік тому +14

      A good Ferengi always protects his investments.
      Pretty sure there's some Rule of Acquisition along those lines...

  • @Dsturb85
    @Dsturb85 5 років тому +352

    In the pale Moonlight is single-handedly the greatest piece of science fiction writing ever made. This scene with Quark is the best Quark moment in the entire show!

    • @Bitchslapper316
      @Bitchslapper316 5 років тому +18

      Best episode for sure. I don't think it was Quarks best moment but it was a good one.

    • @Darkdaej
      @Darkdaej 5 років тому +24

      Oh I think the conversation he has with Garak involving root beer is also pretty high up there :)

    • @tonycapella1402
      @tonycapella1402 4 роки тому +9

      Quark was delighted yet he was very decent about it.

    • @DanielSan1776
      @DanielSan1776 2 роки тому

      That’s a good name
      I approve

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 2 роки тому

      apart from his tirade in season 7 yes

  • @aleksander8497
    @aleksander8497 Рік тому +59

    Sisko - "People are dying out there, every day! Entire worlds are struggling for their freedom. And here I am, still worrying about the finer points of morality."

    • @Smeginator
      @Smeginator 6 місяців тому +7

      “Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honour matters.
      The silence is your answer.”

  • @Gangerworld
    @Gangerworld 3 роки тому +223

    I love the subtlety of the acting in this scene from Avery.
    The normally strong, confident, forceful Captain Sisko in any other situation is reduced to a stuttering, timid man when doing so antithetical to his nature: circumventing the law and bribing Quark. You can see how rough it was for him the whole episode.
    Just excellent.

    • @mmjahink
      @mmjahink 3 місяці тому

      SIsko effectively made himself eat a shit sandwich. The whole ordeal was unpleasant for him.

  • @YD-uq5fi
    @YD-uq5fi 5 років тому +194

    "I can't have any record of him being on the station".
    And yet, you didn't restrict him to his quarters in the first place.

    • @artymixon5316
      @artymixon5316 5 років тому +32

      He did tell him to stay in his quarters and he was trying to keep the circles small

    • @Kyle_daywalker
      @Kyle_daywalker 4 роки тому

      HumAns they dont have any brains

    • @Joso997
      @Joso997 3 роки тому +1

      Garak locked him, are you deaf

    • @YD-uq5fi
      @YD-uq5fi 3 роки тому +2

      @@Joso997 That was after this, you moron. Before this, he was not locked in.

    • @TheMaabusAdmiral
      @TheMaabusAdmiral Рік тому +2

      ​@@Joso997he means before the incident

  • @andrewstephen2359
    @andrewstephen2359 2 роки тому +65

    The way Siso removes layers of his uniform and sheds his proffesional appearance the longer his personal log goes on.

    • @PsychSoldier756
      @PsychSoldier756 9 місяців тому +1

      Xvideos has the full version anyways

  • @SapphireCrusader1988
    @SapphireCrusader1988 5 років тому +162

    One of the best episodes of Deep Space 9, hands down.

    • @mikewaves5282
      @mikewaves5282 5 років тому +21

      Star trek period

    • @theknightsofawesomeness2701
      @theknightsofawesomeness2701 4 роки тому +10

      Maybe in all of science fiction television

    • @Kyle_daywalker
      @Kyle_daywalker 4 роки тому +3

      My favorite episode of ds9 was when i had a dream of the devined treassurei

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 3 роки тому +5

      The Dark Side of the Federation, and so well played too.

    • @MightyJosh1985
      @MightyJosh1985 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed. Rocks and Shoals another DS9 episode is a close second

  • @wilverbal
    @wilverbal 2 роки тому +114

    4:01 ---- I love how subtly Garak slipped in there. He wasn't there a second ago and now he's already there, and already standing still. It's a nice illustration of his skills in... this sort of thing.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 2 роки тому +16

      He'd been standing there for days actually. He was just so incredibly still...

    • @ariajohnson8107
      @ariajohnson8107 Рік тому +7

      Yes. His skills in being a simple tailor.

    • @christianmuller292
      @christianmuller292 Рік тому +2

      Getting bribed by Captain Sisko gave him all the energy he could ever need. Must have been his dream come true. Almost on the same scale as finding himself in the Divine Treasury after his death.

  • @woodwyrm
    @woodwyrm Рік тому +17

    Avery Brooks is bonafide Shakespearean here with how Sisko is tormented by the choices he has been forced to make!

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 27 днів тому

      With Patrick Stewart and Avery Brooks, ST really went for those booming stage voices.

  • @Guten_Morgan
    @Guten_Morgan 3 роки тому +100

    Wow quark demands were actually resonable

    • @no1reallycaresabout2
      @no1reallycaresabout2 2 роки тому +19

      He knows not to push Sisko too far. Remember in S5E18 "Business as Usual" Sisko threatened to kill him after Quark made a snide remark re: the Bajoran government giving him immunity in his dealings with arms dealer Hagath.

    • @22espec
      @22espec 2 роки тому +6

      He could have down the bribe to 3 bars. 5 bars was an outrageus amount

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 2 роки тому +8

      @@22espec He would have accepted one. Just the novelty of Sisko bribing itself was worth at least 8

    • @Jokie155
      @Jokie155 Рік тому +8

      I feel like he was testing his luck with getting the cargo forwarded through, and decided to call it when he realized just how desperate Sisko was because of his 'Anything else?' He's opportunistic for sure, but I'd say he respects Sisko enough to not wring everything out of him.

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 4 місяці тому

      He got more than the value of the loss. And he knew pushing too hard could eliminate the bribe. So it was profitable.

  • @randallsmith2521
    @randallsmith2521 2 роки тому +48

    Something that never clicked with me on past viewings of this scene, Avery Brooks has Sisko act very much as Jake Sisko would act (mannerism, speech tone, etc). It certainly builds that father-son connection.

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon Рік тому +1

      @@randallsmith2521 Mate, it’s little wonder that you agree with the comment, it is your own comment, you left it a year ago. 😂

    • @randallsmith2521
      @randallsmith2521 Рік тому

      @@Beuwen_The_Dragon I must have been tired that night. 😂😂

  • @johnnybrowning8663
    @johnnybrowning8663 Рік тому +19

    I love how Sisko hesitantly asked and how Quark confirmed if he was being offered a bribe.

  • @max2grant
    @max2grant Рік тому +11

    Damn… I love the way he says “no, I think we can call it a bribe.”…so perfect lol. I would love to be able to use that line

  • @scottreacher4620
    @scottreacher4620 6 місяців тому +5

    Don't let Sisko's morality distract you from that in 1966, Al Bundy, a character from the sitcom Married... With Children, scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in Chicago's city championship game against Andrew Johnson High School. The game-winning touchdown was scored in the final seconds against his rival, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

  • @forlorndream1400
    @forlorndream1400 5 років тому +80

    Morality, compassion, ethics, they all go out of the window in war. You must be more ruthless than the enemy if you hope to win. This is why war is bad, nobody wins. If you beat the enemy then your way continues but at what cost? On the other hand, if you want your way to continue then you must win, no matter the cost.

    • @Sidragrosm
      @Sidragrosm 4 роки тому +6

      This, and one other episode, made *that* point oh, so clear - and once again proved that "War, is Hell."
      Many a Trekker claim that this episode was an out & out "betrayal" of all Roddenberry held sacred. Perhaps it was - but then, inevitably, an institution, no matter how benevolent or benign, will kick, scratch, bite, tear, and literally do ANYTHING to draw another breath... up to, and including trampling (if not outright pissing all over) the very thing(s) that made it "benevolent."
      Admiral Ross was right - Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges. "In times of war, the law..? falls silent."
      Or more infamously, "We're all animals - Some of us simply have bigger teeth." (and in such cases..? you do *whatever* it takes to knock the other guys teeth out - period. )

  • @jaderulz2000
    @jaderulz2000 3 роки тому +20

    He turned Quark's old shirt into cushions.

  • @BiggFinalBoss
    @BiggFinalBoss Рік тому +4

    Quark Drank in that Negotiation like it was Fine Wine! A little Starfleet Prime almost Incorruptible Vintage, anyone? ONLY at Quarks!

  • @joshuaweston6531
    @joshuaweston6531 Рік тому +3

    One of the best Trek episodes!

  • @SamStuart07
    @SamStuart07 4 роки тому +37

    Another Ds9 episode that could be a stage play.

  • @geonerd
    @geonerd 5 років тому +70

    This elevator scene is one of my top 5 for the entire series. Garak is 5 steps ahead of Sisko, and plays him for a complete and utter fool. ;)

    • @darkholmemega8707
      @darkholmemega8707 2 роки тому +14

      He wasn't playing Sisko, but if you pay close attention Garak was nudging Sisko through each step or "door" whenever Sisko was having reservations about their actions

  • @bobpage6597
    @bobpage6597 Рік тому +9

    1:04......this is one of the reasons I think Odo was respected by Quark to some degree. Despite him and Quark always nipping and sniping at each-other, Odo was always fair in how he dealt with Quark. He never entrapped him, never played dirty to try and get him arrested and the moment Quark was genuinely wronged (stabbed in this instance) Odo had absolutely no qualms in defending his right to press charges as a matter of law and would carry it through no problem. As a security/police officer, Quark knew Odo could be trusted to be fair. Odo always tried to look at things from the balance of 'What does the law say about this?" regardless of personal feelings.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 місяці тому +1

      Odo is very nearly a Lawful Neutral and I love him for it

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar Рік тому +7

    Quark played his cards beautifully here. It makes sense that he would but seeing it in action is quite the treat.

  • @spenceress5296
    @spenceress5296 4 роки тому +37

    I love the look on Impella's face! Classic. :)

    • @MarkT1700
      @MarkT1700 4 роки тому +12

      Impella doesn't take anyone's bullshit.

    • @twenty-fifth420
      @twenty-fifth420 4 роки тому +8

      @@MarkT1700 She was probably literally thinking “Same shit, different day. I just hope I get overtime for this.”

    • @juansantos-lq2kz
      @juansantos-lq2kz 3 роки тому +1

      @@MarkT1700 She’s 7-feet tall. She doesn’t have to.

    • @lyianx
      @lyianx 2 роки тому

      M'Pella is how its spelled.

  • @vengeance5537
    @vengeance5537 4 роки тому +18

    04:28 - I laughed so hard, man the acting here was something else.

  • @MoreLikeMagicMan
    @MoreLikeMagicMan Рік тому +7

    Quark was extremely reasonable in his demands, honestly

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Рік тому +4

      he knew not to press things

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@toomanyaccountsQuark's been learning how to work the Federation's system. It reacts aggressively to brute force but subtly goes a long way.

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 Рік тому +13

    Brooks' acting here was so fantastic. Very subtle when negotiating with Quark. Fury, but contained. Then with his log, he let's it go. And damn, the choices he made.
    I always felt Star Fleet Command knew, if not the exact details, over all what men like Sisko were doing and the choices they were making. They let them because the admirals and politicians no longer could, they no longer had the strength of will (although the morality of the decisions would not be a problem). And as long as the Captains and Commanders made the successful choices they would be happy to take credit for it, and if the wrong choice was made, the senior officers would burn the junior ones at the stake. Just my head canon.

  • @mardus_ee
    @mardus_ee 3 роки тому +21

    Notice the pillows on Sisko's couch are the same colour and pattern as Quark's damaged clothes :-)

    • @darkholmemega8707
      @darkholmemega8707 2 роки тому

      Hey you're right, I'd never noticed that before

    • @thrasher930
      @thrasher930 2 роки тому +3

      That is fucking hilarious. What makes it even better is well, who on DS9 do we think made them?

    • @mardus_ee
      @mardus_ee 2 роки тому +1

      @@thrasher930 The costume designers, of course.

    • @mardus_ee
      @mardus_ee 2 роки тому

      @@darkholmemega8707 On closer inspection, the patterns on the pillows are just a little bit more wavy.

    • @accursedblackmage
      @accursedblackmage Рік тому

      @@thrasher930 Barak is a tailor....

  • @cameronpearce5943
    @cameronpearce5943 Рік тому +3

    See this is how you can tell Quark is generally a good person, or atleast a sensible businessman. He asks for no more and no less that he feels he is owed

  • @igaslightmycat
    @igaslightmycat 8 місяців тому +2

    I love Sisko's eye roll at 2:31, like "There's no way your bar makes that much money."

  • @Gsolaris
    @Gsolaris 4 роки тому +14

    Quark: Getting stabbed? Totally worth it.

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye Рік тому +7

    Quark should also be very aware of the unwritten rule of acquisition; Dead Ferengi don't press charges.

    • @Talba007
      @Talba007 11 місяців тому +3

      Rule 125: You can't make a deal if you're dead.

  • @magicsinglez
    @magicsinglez Рік тому +4

    I remember Quark hearing the phrase, ‘Time is money’. He liked it.

  • @robertjackson1719
    @robertjackson1719 3 роки тому +5

    One of best Star Trek episodes

  • @AlexSeverinski
    @AlexSeverinski 4 роки тому +10

    3:00 "Everyone's got a price for the Million Dollar Man."

    • @napoleonsolo5929
      @napoleonsolo5929 3 роки тому +2

      Was looking for a Ted DiBiase reference, was not disappointed.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 2 роки тому +1

      I want Quark to do the laugh

  • @derrickrobbins8100
    @derrickrobbins8100 Рік тому +10

    Best Star Trek episode ever. Gene Roddenberry would have been aghast but the episode is a masterpiece.

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind Рік тому

      I think he would have at least appreciated it from a writing standpoint.
      Heck even if it goes against everything he envisioned it kind of reinforces his believe. Sisko is basically the only human factor in play and it shows his believes crumble ever so slightly with each step it shows that while humanity can overcome its vices as a culture its still corruptable from the outside.
      Yes picard or kirk would have found another way thanks to writting but that would be antithesis to ds9 as its probably the only show that truly deals with out of starfleet factions not just as oneoff/teoccuring antagonist but as allies/friends/enemys and everything inbetween.

  • @timothyhoppen
    @timothyhoppen 2 роки тому +9

    I think this might be the best episode in all Star Trek.

  • @RobertWF42
    @RobertWF42 2 роки тому +18

    To sum up: Quark gained respectability for his actions and Sisko lost in this scene lol 😆

  • @timcirulis5273
    @timcirulis5273 2 роки тому +5

    This is hands down my favorite episode of any Star Trek

  • @SaulofTarsis
    @SaulofTarsis Рік тому +3

    four steps to a good bribe: 1) pay obvious 2) stretch truth for moderate gain 3) something within other's power to grant even more profit 4) don't over play hand and call it a day

  • @justadog8248
    @justadog8248 3 роки тому

    Thank you Mike

  • @tabletoptv3387
    @tabletoptv3387 Рік тому +2

    R.I.P Rene Aubejounis

  • @adamsmith4787
    @adamsmith4787 2 роки тому +9

    in war, no one gets out clean. DS9 went where Trek feared to go. show why the Federation is important and just how far Starfleet officers will go to save it.

  • @Babidi111
    @Babidi111 Рік тому +5

    - Man I love Quark. He is totally the kind of guy to be super upset about getting shanked like that, but it just all goes away when he gets the opportunity to prove that someone like Sisko is no different than him when it comes down to things he considers as important as profit is to Quark.

  • @brightlight3520
    @brightlight3520 9 місяців тому

    such a great episode!

  • @NBGEEKS
    @NBGEEKS 10 місяців тому +1

    best episode of star trek ever. I will die on that hill.

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier Рік тому +3

    The joy on Quark’s face.

  • @kimeraevent
    @kimeraevent Рік тому

    This was one of the best episodes of Star Trek. The writing, acting, the cinematography.. it was all so exceptional.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 6 днів тому

    Quark being so happy and proud that Sisko has resorted to bribing him is pure gold. Sorry, latinum.

  • @zenairzulu1378
    @zenairzulu1378 Рік тому

    such power

  • @theviking1359
    @theviking1359 10 місяців тому +3

    Garrack : the door may explode if he tries to open it
    Cisco : I hope that’s just an expression
    Garrack: it’s best not to think about that
    - Damn Garrack is a savage MF

  • @breadtoast1036
    @breadtoast1036 Рік тому +1

    random observation but 3:16 are some very cool pillows

  • @3of11
    @3of11 3 роки тому +10

    I’m pretty sure, no matter who I was, that I’d ever want to get in an elevator alone with Garak under any circumstances.

    • @stevedubya291
      @stevedubya291 2 роки тому +1

      Elevator ride with Garak? No problem. Just make sure my back is against the wall, and I'm facing him the whole time. Also, I'd keep a transporter prepped for an emergency beam out, while I have a tricorder continuously scanning for... anything!

  • @stevedubya291
    @stevedubya291 2 роки тому +6

    3:08 to 4:00 brings me to tears every time. Remove the word “worlds,” and replace it with the name of any group or country on Earth that is suffering at the hands of so-called greater powers.

  • @titusmoody5616
    @titusmoody5616 5 років тому +24

    Never touch Quark's Woman. 😉

    • @Kyle_daywalker
      @Kyle_daywalker 4 роки тому +1

      you mean my latinum yeah dont touch it but you can touch my strip if you like

    • @alexgataric
      @alexgataric 4 роки тому +2

      She was working the Dabo table. Otherwise he wouldn't care.

  • @TheStarwar5
    @TheStarwar5 23 дні тому

    One captivating aspect of Garak's character is that as the 'spy' archetype he can do anything. He can evade any obstacle or precaution, and is always the most dangerous person in an inter-personal dynamic. This gives the writers vast license to use him as a Swiss army knife and create interesting moments.

  • @mistermonologue2442
    @mistermonologue2442 Рік тому +3

    Such a controversial episode on a controversial section of the shows but MY GOD was this good. The actor for Sisko...such a shame he got blacklisted because he gave an animated broadway performance on this one with such emotion and the writting...mmm "people are DYING OUT THERE, and here i am worrying about the finer points of morality" so delicious.

  • @julianstrayhornii6234
    @julianstrayhornii6234 4 дні тому

    This damn episode remains as the top 5.

  • @Yggi11
    @Yggi11 Рік тому +1

    I like how, even though it clearly pains him, Odo does give Quark his due for standing up for the girl.

  • @JoJoGunn1956
    @JoJoGunn1956 4 роки тому +10

    98th rule? It should be in the top 3, perhaps the 1st.

  • @MrBimirud
    @MrBimirud 5 місяців тому

    @1:16 "May I speak to Quark?" Translation: "May I bribe Quark, influence a witness and obstruct your investigation?"

  • @dying101666
    @dying101666 3 роки тому +4

    poor Quark doesn't get the respect he deserves.

  • @thrasher930
    @thrasher930 4 роки тому +7

    legit request 1 replace the bloody clothes
    legit request 2 I lost money pay up -> But give projections for a bomb day
    legit request 3 Assist me with my smuggling please, seeing that, that fellow over there throwing your name around just tried to kill me.
    This is why Quark is awesome. He could have straight milked Sisko, but he's smart enough to know if he's here now a good price will bring him back next time. Im not sure if anyone else noticed, but Sisko seemed more stressed about the latinum than he did about helping quark smuggle.

    • @Gsolaris
      @Gsolaris 4 роки тому +6

      Not sure about that.
      This is how I read Sisko's face on this one.
      1) Ok, no problem.
      2) Yes, that's about what I'd expect from Quark. ...fine.(This was more of an eyeroll)
      3) ....fuck. What's in those...you know what? Quark is amoral...but he has to live here too. It's probably nothing TOO serious.
      ...please let that be all.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 2 роки тому +3

      Quark's smuggling is rarely dangerous. He's not the sort to traffic in weapons...as we saw once. Generally just moving merchandise governments don't want. A modern example being shipping a crate of video games into a country that banned those games.

    • @momokochama1844
      @momokochama1844 Рік тому

      @@TheKyrix82 probably a new Kira Nerrys holoprogram 😁

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 місяці тому

      ​@TheKyrix82 Quark is in the entertainment business, not the "People Dying" business. He *might* smuggle drugs, I suppose.

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Рік тому +1

    In a way it was never about the bribe for Quark. It was the sheer fun of having Sisko by the short and curlies. In the words of Terry Pratchett: “Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum. When you have their full attention in your grip, their hearts and minds will follow.”

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 3 роки тому +3

    3:34 Me, trying to keep me from staying neutral in the Skyrim Civil War.

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079
    @neolexiousneolexian6079 2 роки тому +8

    Sisko: "Done... Computer, please replicate five bars of gold-pressed latinum."
    Quark: "...WHAT?!"

    • @itgaam
      @itgaam 2 роки тому +7

      You can't replicate latinum, you could try but all you'd get is useless gold

    • @attiepollard7847
      @attiepollard7847 2 роки тому

      Besides since the station has a currency of Gold Plus Platinum I'm currently sure he can get it from some financial backers

  • @unusualbydefault
    @unusualbydefault Рік тому +1

    "I knew it! Captain, I've always liked you. I suspected that somewhere deep down in your heart of hearts, there was a tiny bit of Ferengi just waiting to get out!" that exchange made me lol IRL, Quarks glee is hilarious ^^

  • @crescentprincekronos2518
    @crescentprincekronos2518 Рік тому

    This scene along with the one with garak and the one with the vulcan are scenes I'll never forget.

  • @whydid666
    @whydid666 4 місяці тому

    There are things you cannot buy, like utter satisfaction and vindication.
    Quark could've negotiated for his own moon, but instead accepted a pittance,
    along with the priceless "self-respect of a Starfleet officer."

  • @geralddiete-spiffjr.4900
    @geralddiete-spiffjr.4900 Рік тому +1

    I forgot about that episode. Quark had Sisko by DEEZ NUTZ!

  • @retsukaioh4571
    @retsukaioh4571 2 роки тому +5

    So who was the devil that dance with Sisko on the the pale moonnight?; Garak, Quark, Tolar?, i think was himself, his dark side, he coulda have ended the dance a lot of times but he keep dancing, lol.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 2 роки тому

      It's implied that the 'devil' was the justifications

    • @Nr15121
      @Nr15121 8 місяців тому

      The road to hell is paved with
      Good intentions.

  • @marcelojj2009
    @marcelojj2009 2 роки тому +2

    If Quark´s smugness in this scene could be collected, it would be weaponized. And win the war. Any war.

  • @RobwLPOC
    @RobwLPOC 3 роки тому +4

    This really shouldn't be shocking or a surprise to Quark, after all Commander Sisko blackmailed Quark to stay on the station and keep his bar running when they first met. Quark should have expected that captain or Commander Sisko would bend the rules or go around them when he had to and he needed something..

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 роки тому +1

      there is a difference between bending the rules and bribery

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 Рік тому +1

      @@toomanyaccounts In current era we call it a settlement.

  • @richardroopnarine870
    @richardroopnarine870 3 роки тому +4

    Rule of acquisition #117 - Everyone likes root beer

  • @mistermonologue2442
    @mistermonologue2442 Рік тому +1

    The 5 bars of gold-pressed Latinum and the clothes only returned what was taken...the shipment was the bribe part :)

    • @tcjusttc5418
      @tcjusttc5418 Рік тому +1

      He probably inflated the price, his loss of business could be only 1 bar of latinum. Also you can be sure he would inflate the price of the clothes as well

  • @LCWrites24
    @LCWrites24 5 місяців тому +2

    Gotta give Quark credit for insisting Sisko foot the bill for repairing his dabo girl's dress: a more traditional Ferengi boss would probably insist on docking her wages to pay for it...

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 місяці тому

      Who's saying he won't just pocket Sisko's money and do that anyways?

    • @LCWrites24
      @LCWrites24 5 днів тому +1

      ​@@thebighurt2495 It's implied in other episodes Quark does have a soft spot for M'Pella (in the episode where he thought he was going to become Grand Nagus, he was talking about taking her as his consort on Ferenginar), so I doubt it...

  • @jackadams3878
    @jackadams3878 2 роки тому +1

    3:05 somewhere in the galaxy, a descendant of ted dibiase laughs evilly

  • @EddieA907
    @EddieA907 4 роки тому +9

    The look of disgust in Sysco eyes. Classic.

  • @marxy2
    @marxy2 11 місяців тому

    "You seem angry"
    "Whose watching Tolar?"
    LOL

  • @Conissocool
    @Conissocool Рік тому +1

    I like quark in this scene, he ask for very reasonable demands, his and his workers clothes fixed, his bars missed earnings, and some stuff we bought to get to him, and nothing more. While he probably was bumping the numbers for his lost of earnings 5 bars of latnium sounds really small all things considered

  • @Gsolaris
    @Gsolaris Рік тому +1

    Honestly, the only thing that could have made this scene any better is if right after Sisko asked what he'd need not to press charges, Quark had just stared dumbfounded for a second at Sisko, and then his lips twitched, trying to restrain a growing smile as the realization kicked in.

    • @RRaptor86
      @RRaptor86 Рік тому

      I agree. Quark has berated and belittled humans before, with his observations in the past. But this scene would go to prove his observations about humans were right on the bars of gold pressed latnium.

  • @strandedgeek
    @strandedgeek Рік тому

    What makes this some real skill of writing is that Sisko in his records he's not even trying to justify his actions or rationalize them away. This is his confession & just hoping that he'll be able to make peace with everything.

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky Рік тому +1

    I kind of feel like the very notion of a Federation Officer offering him a bribe was reward enough for Quark. Everything else was just very lucrative icing

  • @Exodianecross1978
    @Exodianecross1978 10 місяців тому

    There's one thing that I found very remarkable during the series run, that Odo puts the law above everything else, even the antipathy for Quark never stopped him! When he was victim of a crime, like here or when a customer in "Babel" assaulted him, Odo did his job, according to the law! I think we all know these stories how lawmen looked away when criminals were victims of crime themselves, thinking "They deserve it!", but not Odo! I liked this charactertrait of him.

  • @elinoreberkley8221
    @elinoreberkley8221 Рік тому

    great acting 🎉

  • @jatigre1
    @jatigre1 Рік тому

    Has anyone ever seen this "Will and Bitters" beverage ever mentioned in the Star Trek lore? "I left the distinct impression that if he tries to force the door open, it may explode", Garak's cold approach to "ends justify the needs" is so natural for him.

    • @addisonwelsh
      @addisonwelsh Рік тому +1

      A bitter is a type of drink, usually used as a mixer. I believe the name is actually Weyland Bitters

  • @edstringer1138
    @edstringer1138 Рік тому

    As Sisco tells the story he sheds layers of his uniform and becomes more emotional till he is numb ,,,

  • @leonardgrant6876
    @leonardgrant6876 Рік тому

    This was the best DS9 episode.

  • @rowlandbuck2703
    @rowlandbuck2703 3 роки тому +2

    Before bribes where tax deductible.

  • @xBOBALUx
    @xBOBALUx Рік тому

    I guess I never thought about the logistics of it, but I got confused as hell when Sisko took his jacket off... and under it was red sleeves, but the middle part still was grey? I assumed the top was all one piece and then they wore a colored undershirt to match their rank.

  • @nobody845
    @nobody845 6 днів тому

    Five bars of Gold-Pressed Latinum, Duh-ripping with butter!