TommyInnit, Quackity & Karl Jacobs PLAN. (dream smp)

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  • Опубліковано 9 жов 2020
  • TommyInnit, Quackity & Karl Jacobs PLAN. (dream smp)
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  • @tommyvods
    @tommyvods  3 роки тому +1207

    Reply with your own timestamps!!
    - Rudy (:D)

  • @katya-kx8yq
    @katya-kx8yq 3 роки тому +2506

    The horse: Following Tommy up and not running away
    All of my horses: running away after I get off of them for 2 seconds

    • @jerseyssss
      @jerseyssss 3 роки тому +4

      Read my name

    • @secretsilver3662
      @secretsilver3662 3 роки тому +42

      I was in awe when it was doing that

    • @kiwiyss9969
      @kiwiyss9969 3 роки тому +68

      It is Techno's horse after all, Techno doesn't need some lazy horse

    • @sushiafk1776
      @sushiafk1776 3 роки тому +17

      That’s techno’s horse for you 😂

    • @LX3CT_639
      @LX3CT_639 3 роки тому

      @@1ksubcribersbeforeschool241 spam

  • @RLifeNThymes
    @RLifeNThymes 3 роки тому +1652

    Tommy: "That horse has a mind of it's own!"
    Yes tommy, it's a horse.

    • @zechoo
      @zechoo 3 роки тому +6

      It’s ac computer or ai or whatever I’m not clever so yeah it doesn’t have a mind of its own but that horse might have one but it’s not a normal house yah

    • @StanbyMode
      @StanbyMode 3 роки тому +23

      @@zechoo hes refering to horses in real life, but ai does have a mind of its own

    • @azrael_morningstar
      @azrael_morningstar 3 роки тому +58

      Its technos horse. Of course its smart

    • @crazeno
      @crazeno 3 роки тому +7

      Zecho r/woooosh

    • @hurbruh
      @hurbruh 3 роки тому +3

      @@1ksubcribersbeforeschool241 stfu

  • @joshuashikula6031
    @joshuashikula6031 3 роки тому +372

    Quackity: Kills president
    Jury: why
    Quackity: ItS mY dAy OfF

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 3 роки тому +13

      Id represent quackity in court for that 100%

  • @leopizzza2956
    @leopizzza2956 3 роки тому +874

    Techno : tames a horse with perfect stats
    Tommy: OUR horse

    • @TheInternet_Explorer
      @TheInternet_Explorer 3 роки тому +13

      Communism.

    • @mikaele
      @mikaele 3 роки тому +15

      Not really perfect, it's super fast but only jumps 2 blocks and had low hp

    • @Keane09
      @Keane09 3 роки тому +29

      But it has 200 iq

    • @OctaGr4m
      @OctaGr4m 3 роки тому +5

      @@Keane09 t r u e

    • @michaelmarie2601
      @michaelmarie2601 3 роки тому +2

      That’s actually not his best horse

  • @mezzspla7705
    @mezzspla7705 3 роки тому +905

    it all makes sense now that techno is a gps. the horse navigates rather than techno

  • @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162
    @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162 3 роки тому +673

    (updated)
    This might spoil people!!!
    Dream SMP all arcs:
    The Beginning.
    Tommy's Beginning.
    UA-cam Invasion.
    Discs Origin.
    The First Discs War.
    The Race For an Enderchest.
    End of The Discs War.
    The Man Called Wilbur Soot.
    Drug Sellers.
    The Nation Called L'manburg.
    Revolution.
    The Great War.
    Request for Independance.
    The Independence.
    End of The Great War.
    The Railway Skirmish.
    The Second Discs War.
    The Trade.
    Spirit for the Discs.
    End of The Discs War II.
    The Pet War.
    POG vs SWAG.
    The Election for the Precidendy of the Great Nation.
    Jshlatt2020.
    A new Era.
    Secret Bunker
    Technoblade's Entry
    The First American that Wilbur can trust.
    The Pogtopia.
    The guy who Simps Dream.
    Behind the Corner.
    Alliance from the Shadow.
    The Long Tunnel.
    The Henry Incident.
    The Fall of the Eiffel Tower.
    4v2 Battle.
    The War of the Lake.
    The Real Villain.
    The Plan.
    More coming soon!

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому +12

      Underrated affffff

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому +18

      But wasn't the 4v2 the battle of the lake?

    • @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162
      @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162 3 роки тому +7

      @@GoalSUBNOW there are 2 battles.
      The first one was a 4v2 and the next one was in the lake

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому

      @@marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162 oh

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому +1

      @@marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162 can u send link of 4v2

  • @mehnessau3062
    @mehnessau3062 3 роки тому +577

    I like how when Tommy gets lost on a server he plays on every day he asks his stream, who have never played on the server in their lives.

  • @michimichiri
    @michimichiri 3 роки тому +219

    Techno's horse is literally the perfect horse. Keep him away from Sapnap

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 3 роки тому +14

      Thats just his outside horse, he's got like 10 more in a bunker that are even better.

  • @cucumberwatermelon
    @cucumberwatermelon 3 роки тому +832

    “Don’t give all your tactics away in a UA-cam video” - Sun Tzu

    • @qolden9219
      @qolden9219 3 роки тому +29

      ive been screaming that at my computer while watching these VODs for the longest time

    • @imaboisir7227
      @imaboisir7227 3 роки тому +45

      You fool you moron

    • @toxicice8567
      @toxicice8567 3 роки тому +39

      Or,
      "Dont give away all your tactics on a twitch stream"
      -Sun Tzu

    • @Jay_1506
      @Jay_1506 3 роки тому +23

      "you fool you moron"

    • @apollo2744
      @apollo2744 3 роки тому +7

      Change it to Sun Tzu , Art of War

  • @victoryvishmasterblader5020
    @victoryvishmasterblader5020 3 роки тому +819

    Tommy's Top 10 Tips for dealing with a wild quackity
    Number 5: Dont Mention his condition
    Number 1: *AGUUUUUSTAAAAAA*

    • @F22046
      @F22046 3 роки тому +57

      Number -1: drugs

    • @LX3CT_639
      @LX3CT_639 3 роки тому +2

      @@1ksubcribersbeforeschool241 bitch spam

    • @ing32
      @ing32 3 роки тому +49

      It is actually me gusta not agusta

    • @allycake8740
      @allycake8740 3 роки тому +3

      underrated comment here

    • @monotonexylophone1623
      @monotonexylophone1623 3 роки тому +18

      @@ing32 its acually mi gusta not me gusta

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 3 роки тому +634

    “‘Cause everyone knows the three things we need. We need pogchamps, we need primes, and we need... i forgot the third thing. We need- we need... _shit.”_

  • @OliveIsntHereRightNow
    @OliveIsntHereRightNow 3 роки тому +594

    "Drug people"
    Well yes, I do take my vitamin D

  • @bobatea2845
    @bobatea2845 3 роки тому +213

    Last stream: Massive plot sh*t and the buildup of all this tension over the past months reaching its climax
    This steam: haha, mcdonalds Quakity and dinosaur man build Twitch prime path

  • @Sn0wManBruh
    @Sn0wManBruh 3 роки тому +477

    Tommy: That horse has a mind of his own
    Everyone: I would assume so

  • @ephraim1939
    @ephraim1939 3 роки тому +284

    As the great blood god said himself, Did someone say rebellion?
    As the great TommyInit said himself, Did someone say primes?

  • @alonto3375
    @alonto3375 3 роки тому +325

    Sucks Tommy doesn't wanna play horrors, just the image of the pure chaos he could brought upon the game with Wilbur, Tubbo, and Phil is enough to make me laugh lolol

    • @sanriobb
      @sanriobb 3 роки тому +13

      Imagine them playing plasmodia 😮

    • @BlursedSV
      @BlursedSV 3 роки тому +6

      @@sanriobb you mean Phasmophobia?

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 3 роки тому +4

      With his reaction to fnaf, which is only a jumpscare game i dont think he’d be able to handle it
      Join the chickenshit squad

  • @RagingIfrit
    @RagingIfrit 3 роки тому +257

    Tommy: 'Doesn't know American politics'
    Me who lives in america: Me neither. XD

    • @BoB-Is-Epic
      @BoB-Is-Epic 3 роки тому +4

      This comment doesn't have enough likes for how true it is

    • @em_dillemma
      @em_dillemma 3 роки тому +6

      how politics work should be taught in school. probably be more useful to know then that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

    • @RagingIfrit
      @RagingIfrit 3 роки тому +1

      @@em_dillemma I'm assuming that you're either in school right now or a teacher to state this, but still Nada clue here

    • @artimemis1771
      @artimemis1771 3 роки тому +1

      What’s a politic

    • @alwayssmervous6334
      @alwayssmervous6334 3 роки тому +1

      I’ve put in time to figure out what’s going on and it’s almost worse

  • @W75.
    @W75. 3 роки тому +161

    Tommy 2020: This horse has a mind of his own

  • @T0asty05
    @T0asty05 3 роки тому +336

    Tommy: this horse is so clever
    Me: your lucky mine's just fall off

    • @T0asty05
      @T0asty05 3 роки тому +4

      @@chowdhury3449 yep cause techno took a potion to make it also follow friendly's around like tommy

    • @CockSucker_2000
      @CockSucker_2000 3 роки тому

      Your lucky mines just fall off?

    • @morganfreeman9810
      @morganfreeman9810 3 роки тому +1

      Dats some good English

    • @krookateasalamander
      @krookateasalamander 3 роки тому +3

      Zachary McDonough You’re lucky, mine just falls off (the edge of a cliff).

    • @T0asty05
      @T0asty05 3 роки тому +2

      @@krookateasalamander correction

  • @evennumber7
    @evennumber7 3 роки тому +98

    Petition to add “I’ll get bollocked by the blade” to the quote book

  • @GoalSUBNOW
    @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому +111

    "how may I take your order"
    "HOW DO I TAKE UR ORDER"
    *"May I take your order?"*

  • @tistheseason9836
    @tistheseason9836 3 роки тому +333

    i literally just finished watching the last vod and this one just popped up in my notifications, perfect timing!

  • @kazuichisouda9009
    @kazuichisouda9009 3 роки тому +269

    Me: *just finishes rewatching the 1 year old 'I'm so cold' series on wilbur on jacksucksatlife*
    Me: *clicks on this*
    Tommy: wilburs gone nuts

    • @crissp5333
      @crissp5333 3 роки тому +15

      yooo i forgot about that i low key thought wilbur was insane when i first watched it

    • @ramensobs
      @ramensobs 3 роки тому +1

      1k subcribers Before school stfu

    • @yeshi2031
      @yeshi2031 3 роки тому +6

      Why are you bragging about watching his old stuff everywhere 😐

    • @maritza8420
      @maritza8420 3 роки тому +3

      Anime Pistachio I don’t see how they are bragging?

    • @yeshi2031
      @yeshi2031 3 роки тому +3

      amarkais garden! ༄ They are saying the same thing everywhere, comments like “Only OG’s remember (Insert Some Moment)”

  • @apterixuwu
    @apterixuwu 3 роки тому +111

    Tommy: Oh god there are drug people in my chat-
    Me: You started a drug cartel like a few weeks ago, you’re one to talk.

  • @axelf9947
    @axelf9947 3 роки тому +454

    _”I’m getting a frog tomorrow,” says Shreks_pp_

    • @bonesmcgee9620
      @bonesmcgee9620 3 роки тому +13

      we live for lines like these

    • @ajq1635
      @ajq1635 3 роки тому +9

      Green for the green

    • @frog8366
      @frog8366 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@ajq1635 it all makes sense

    • @robynisrandom572
      @robynisrandom572 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao that’s me, the frog is great btw

    • @Letoaa
      @Letoaa 3 роки тому +1

      @@robynisrandom572 stop the cap

  • @kristopherburns2776
    @kristopherburns2776 3 роки тому +67

    Tommy: **Rides Techno's horse**
    The Chat: yOu'Re LoSt!!!
    I'm starting to see a pattern here

    • @potatoch1ps
      @potatoch1ps 3 роки тому +1

      Tommylost

    • @boringname8493
      @boringname8493 3 роки тому +4

      It's a magical horse whoever rides it gets lost

    • @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip
      @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip 2 роки тому

      It’s smart enough to get out of the ravine on it’s own but then gets lost once out. Lmao

  • @Aviduss
    @Aviduss 3 роки тому +120

    It only a matter of time untill people start making 1000IQ plays from *Technos* horse

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому

      LMFAOOOOOOOOO

    • @EliDoesStuff
      @EliDoesStuff 3 роки тому

      But 100 IQ is average-

    • @Laevines
      @Laevines 3 роки тому +3

      @@EliDoesStuff its not average for a horse, BrUuuuH

    • @EliDoesStuff
      @EliDoesStuff 3 роки тому

      @@Laevines IQ scores are only valid for humans, since they include reading and writing-

    • @Pig_stain
      @Pig_stain 3 роки тому +3

      @@EliDoesStuff what if the horse can read and write?

  • @kazuichisouda9009
    @kazuichisouda9009 3 роки тому +153

    Only the ogs remember "I'm so cold" and "the wilbur conspiracy"

    • @bradyrhodess
      @bradyrhodess 3 роки тому +5

      kazuichi souda Wilbur Jacksucksatlife arg

    • @quinnnightadder598
      @quinnnightadder598 3 роки тому

      I literally watched it last night, when you posted this comment

    • @A_FatPenguin
      @A_FatPenguin 3 роки тому

      Editor wilbur arg

    • @zDeimos
      @zDeimos 3 роки тому +1

      the old jacksucksatlife editor wilbur ARG

  • @understatements
    @understatements 3 роки тому +69

    Comments are disabled on latest vod cause Tommy doesn't want people ship dreams sister and tommy

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 3 роки тому +40

      Those shippers are the worst, its perfectly fine for fictional characters but with real poeple it just becomes weird.

    • @ttomix842
      @ttomix842 3 роки тому +6

      @@archygrey9093 plus tommy is a legal adult and dreams sister is 14 so-

    • @cuckwig4284
      @cuckwig4284 3 роки тому +3

      @@ttomix842 its still wierd, but isnt Tommy 15 or 16?

    • @ttomix842
      @ttomix842 3 роки тому +1

      @@cuckwig4284 tommy is a legal adult

    • @ttomix842
      @ttomix842 3 роки тому +3

      @@cuckwig4284 hes 16 yeah but that’s still counts as an adult in Britain-

  • @Gl1tch_BT
    @Gl1tch_BT 3 роки тому +38

    Quackity din’t even mention that jschlatt called him flatty patty

  • @kingsavage923
    @kingsavage923 3 роки тому +113

    Big Q says it’s Sunday, Tommy says it’s Friday and I’m over watching this on Saturday wtf

    • @burger45
      @burger45 3 роки тому +3

      yea...

    • @BatmannotBruceWayne1
      @BatmannotBruceWayne1 3 роки тому +2

      Monday gang

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 3 роки тому

      Well vods are uploaded a day after its actually streamed, so whatever day it was the vod got uploaded for, tommy it was the day before

    • @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip
      @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @ARandomEliatrope
    @ARandomEliatrope 3 роки тому +18

    37:12 the way he just questions karls sexuality is for some reason so funny to me

  • @germbutonyoutube
    @germbutonyoutube 3 роки тому +28

    quakity said "you wanna kniw what my part job is?" then i got a GoDaddy ad

    • @bees9409
      @bees9409 3 роки тому +1

      Nooooooooo...........

  • @ironically_alex9793
    @ironically_alex9793 3 роки тому +30

    When Tommy gets back to school it’s gonna be so awkward everyone is gonna be like YoU kNoW pOKiMaNe!

    • @ignShnv
      @ignShnv 3 роки тому +2

      They’re already back in school in the uk since they know how to deal with pandemics. Tommy is also in college, which is like high school in the states

    • @ironically_alex9793
      @ironically_alex9793 3 роки тому +4

      @@ignShnv yeah I don’t like America

    • @scooter7910
      @scooter7910 3 роки тому +2

      @@ironically_alex9793 smae

    • @ysa3405
      @ysa3405 3 роки тому +2

      Please suggest another place to live 😔 I don’t like it here in America it sucks our president is... well... you know

    •  3 роки тому +2

      @@ysa3405 go to the north and live in canada

  • @early_riser4776
    @early_riser4776 3 роки тому +326

    I’m so early timestamps aren’t here yet

  • @aidensabyss
    @aidensabyss 3 роки тому +114

    As a Texan I can confirm everything is made of guns, it’s just better America

    • @harcc
      @harcc 3 роки тому +12

      *the* *more* *you* *know*

    • @moonstarzz
      @moonstarzz 3 роки тому +11

      yes, the stores only sell guns

    • @peqchesxo9157
      @peqchesxo9157 3 роки тому +15

      as a fellow texan, my dad gave me a gun at 10 years old so I can confirm this

    • @zack8299
      @zack8299 3 роки тому +1

      Yall forgot abt Arizona

    • @hellozello8233
      @hellozello8233 3 роки тому +2

      Aidens Abyss oh really? I’m form Texas. Wanna meet up at burt’s guns n knifes?

  • @chillosnapper
    @chillosnapper 3 роки тому +36

    When I come back from school, Tommy usually ends the stream 10 min after I start watching. So his vods really helps. THANKS AND POG

    • @archygrey9093
      @archygrey9093 3 роки тому +1

      Its a shame he streams on twitch so you don't get the live chat replay like with Technos past streams (Since he streams on youtube)

  • @zombieford
    @zombieford 3 роки тому +60

    I can't talk about this on the drista vod, but I'm glad you turned off comments on that vod, because people in stream chat were being really weird that day, and we don't want that to carry over to comments! :]

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 3 роки тому

      What happened?

    • @orueluttukaran
      @orueluttukaran 3 роки тому +6

      @@topmalk weirdos were shipping Drista and Tommy

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 3 роки тому

      @@orueluttukaran oh......what the fuck guys. How old is drista anyways

    • @orueluttukaran
      @orueluttukaran 3 роки тому +1

      @@topmalk 14 if I remember well

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 3 роки тому +2

      @@orueluttukaran ah so not a terrible age difference, but still what the fuck guys

  • @viarose3721
    @viarose3721 3 роки тому +28

    bruh when Tommy figured out what being called a cigarette meant

    • @jakehawkin2143
      @jakehawkin2143 3 роки тому +1

      what does it mean im bare confused

    • @gooseboii5677
      @gooseboii5677 3 роки тому +9

      @@jakehawkin2143 so basically it's a slur towards gay people and they said cigarette because a cigarette can be called a fag and people used cigarettes to burn gay people back in the day , so the word "fag" has a history of horrible things done to gay people and it's now called the f slur which is disrespectful and used to be mean to gay people. They said cigarette so that people in the stream who maybe have been bullied with people using the f slur towards them don't get triggered (because of potential trauma from the f slur).

    • @lunameza5391
      @lunameza5391 3 роки тому

      @@gooseboii5677 thank you for explaining

    • @lemonellaaaa8360
      @lemonellaaaa8360 3 роки тому

      @@gooseboii5677 oohhhh ok :( thx for explaining

    • @topmalk
      @topmalk 3 роки тому

      @@gooseboii5677 yea, i also read something about how cigarette means something else in the UK

  • @ivanavila9904
    @ivanavila9904 3 роки тому +20

    Creeper: *Blows up land&*
    Tommy and Quackity: "Oh No! Anyways..."

  • @MM-ug2pf
    @MM-ug2pf 3 роки тому +20

    The horse going up following tommy is likely Ai Pathfinding.This doesn't really go as much for liquids like water or leave but Mobs will genuinely try to avoid falling and not just walk off the height and I'm not sure but usually I've seen horses when put in situations like crossing lakes they try and go towards the nearest way to get out of that situation which is why horses immediately turn around when your go into the water for the first half of the crossing because that land is closer.This I've only seen in liquids but I'm pretty sure it translates over to heights.I know there's a bunch of holes in this "theory" because I didn't really do any research online on this but it's just my guess to how it happens from what I've seen

    • @Deltakryzz
      @Deltakryzz 3 роки тому +4

      That's..... very obvious. The thing that got people shocked by is that it's pathfinding was so perfect.

    • @MM-ug2pf
      @MM-ug2pf 3 роки тому +2

      I feel like for a game like minecraft the Pathfinding should be perfect.A game with that big of a community and amount of developers they have it would make sense for their Pathfinding to be good almost always.Except for dogs those idiots want to die.

  • @sumi579
    @sumi579 3 роки тому +17

    17:15
    Quackity: yeah, well uh there's a fan walking up
    Tommy: (after explosion) o h n o

  • @necromancy1062
    @necromancy1062 3 роки тому +61

    Hey tommy, I know you were talking about the comments on the vods just in your stream And I would like you to know that your doing an amazing job with the content Big Man. Keep up the great work

    • @savannah_was_taken7627
      @savannah_was_taken7627 3 роки тому +5

      He really is I am so entertained watching the wars and stuff thank you so much tommy we love you!!🙂

    • @necromancy1062
      @necromancy1062 3 роки тому +3

      Savannah Welborn Yeah, its really weird how they can make even the most boring things entertaining

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому

      @@necromancy1062 lol ye true

    • @necromancy1062
      @necromancy1062 3 роки тому

      @Ally Spanger Tommy said in a recent stream that he likes checking the comments on the Vod channel, therefore Im writing this to Tommy

  • @early_riser4776
    @early_riser4776 3 роки тому +19

    26:38
    *s-sp-spill the tea*

  • @adamkot3599
    @adamkot3599 3 роки тому +15

    That path should be called the sub-way.

  • @MyMrawsome
    @MyMrawsome 3 роки тому +17

    Tommy just does the same few things build a tower, prime path, war and make tunnels/railways again once he moves to a new nation

  • @iexistthatssweet2874
    @iexistthatssweet2874 3 роки тому +15

    1:05 "This horse has a mind of it's own. Good on him"
    Every Horse ever: Bruh

  • @danielli226
    @danielli226 3 роки тому +10

    can you imagine a middle aged man walking up to Tommy and just asking are you friends with georgenotfound

  • @mty_p3145
    @mty_p3145 3 роки тому +24

    if Tommy doesn't throw away an empty can in the bin at least once during a stream... it's not Tommy

  • @jacobmoody7222
    @jacobmoody7222 3 роки тому +30

    When the Big Man Tommy posts 19 seconds ago

  • @BodaciousBatista
    @BodaciousBatista 3 роки тому +19

    They should fix the land they live on and change the name to “Land o’ Beginnings” because everyone started playing there

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому

      Ooo

    • @nicolasschmidt8861
      @nicolasschmidt8861 3 роки тому

      spawn protection + everyone would spawn there and if they want to spawn-kill them they could

  • @emro09
    @emro09 3 роки тому +15

    3 of my main comfort streamers together. This is amazing. The boys.

  • @jayfulton1116
    @jayfulton1116 3 роки тому +19

    I was like hmm Karl’s voice is familiar and then when yall said he has mr beast stuff to do it just clicked THATS THAT CARL

    • @skeppyed70
      @skeppyed70 3 роки тому +1

      Lol karl is awesome thoughh

  • @krtyncruz335
    @krtyncruz335 3 роки тому +15

    so... whos gonna tell tommy that that horse is expendable
    techno has like 20 horses prepared...

  • @enderfeng8499
    @enderfeng8499 3 роки тому +12

    “someone explain me this joke” - Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 3 роки тому +3

      "Subscribe to technoblade and give him ad revenue"
      Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @Litigations
    @Litigations 3 роки тому +15

    quackity gets a new condition every day

  • @exaaalted
    @exaaalted 3 роки тому +6

    when tommy said "the people in my school make references and say "oh you died to Technoblade, you didnt kill him" ", I was like "huh, since when did they get to play with Techno?"

  • @happenedbychance3392
    @happenedbychance3392 3 роки тому +8

    *As an American I can confidently confirm that I, an American, have gun attachments on my eagle. The rumors are true.*

  • @benjaminschneider9147
    @benjaminschneider9147 3 роки тому +8

    Did you know that if Tommy and Wilbur were banned From Manburg two real life weeks ago Then in Minecraft it’s been 2.8 years considering on servers that the world is always running.

  • @rocketshipwonder07
    @rocketshipwonder07 3 роки тому +8

    QUACKITY TALKING IN THE DIFFERENT MEXICAN SPANISH ACCENT SENDS ME BECAUSE ITS TRUE

  • @pp-wr7se
    @pp-wr7se 3 роки тому +7

    Wilbur fought for l'manburg and when he lost it and saw what it had become it drove him mad.

  • @dhapizza
    @dhapizza 3 роки тому +15

    "Me gusta la Jesus, god"
    -TommyInnit (2020)

  • @karthikeyans454
    @karthikeyans454 3 роки тому +13

    It's technos horse as we know he is a human gps he may be trained his horse too lol

  • @kewloof8362
    @kewloof8362 3 роки тому +20

    Rudy isnt missjng out on the timelapse thing anymore
    what a chad

  • @dogety3558
    @dogety3558 3 роки тому +11

    i imagine a festival that goes completely fine for half of it. And then its just blown up next second.

  • @Absoluteidiot28
    @Absoluteidiot28 3 роки тому +11

    Me thinking he said: "i wont call him henry that would just be distracting"
    Me also: *INSERT EPIC DISTRACTION DANCE*

  • @saxaf
    @saxaf 3 роки тому +11

    I wonder how many times they've had to pretend they didn't know something because their chats leaked a secret

  • @ga-eul21
    @ga-eul21 2 роки тому +3

    I love how Tommy’s just like “I love girls. I want to talk about girls. I have ten girlfriends” all the time but he’s respectful about it and everyone knows that and everyone’s chill with it

  • @vkairi189
    @vkairi189 3 роки тому +6

    its currently 5:09 AM on a school day. and Im just binge watching what ive missed on the dream SMP, and I dont regret a thing.

  • @h4f1znfs86
    @h4f1znfs86 3 роки тому +4

    Tommy looks like if a ginger Asian had a kid with rice gum, with facial features of an Irish person, and the voice of the Irish kid who said he would uppercut santa matures and turned british.

  • @cyren_
    @cyren_ 3 роки тому +5

    59:44 his whole process of realisation is just incredible lmao

  • @xaviervillanis3434
    @xaviervillanis3434 3 роки тому +7

    The people that only watch the highlights are missing out on so much of the story

  • @itstheengineer2908
    @itstheengineer2908 3 роки тому +14

    Well then that was something... It truly was something

  • @azu_cena2074
    @azu_cena2074 3 роки тому +5

    I think it's really funny that it's Sunday and Big Q is working at his part-time job.
    (For some of you that need explaination: In the Bible, it states that you're not supposed to work on Sundays)

  • @alicechapman2513
    @alicechapman2513 3 роки тому +8

    CALLED ME A CIGARETTE LMAO IM DYING

  • @PalmDEV
    @PalmDEV 3 роки тому +6

    24:35 mY hEaD, tOmMY *auto tune*
    24:57 ME GUSTAAA, ME GUSTAAA *deep voice*
    *wubububububububububububub*

  • @lulud1951
    @lulud1951 3 роки тому +63

    Tommy: this horse has a mind of its own!
    Me: well you see... that’s usually how it works..
    POG

  • @NaniMan-cd3qt
    @NaniMan-cd3qt 3 роки тому +3

    Tecnohorse never die

  • @tyhaei
    @tyhaei 3 роки тому +7

    basically Karl, Quackity, and Tommy bonding for 86% whole stream

  • @takinya
    @takinya 3 роки тому +12

    Me reading the thumbnail: BOYYSSS THE PLAN IS SIMPLE,

  • @minprokiller827
    @minprokiller827 3 роки тому +17

    Bruh the coolest mlg water TNT jump ever,
    Lol

    • @marcoio23
      @marcoio23 3 роки тому +3

      43:32 ur welcome ;)

  • @beefbaby8312
    @beefbaby8312 3 роки тому +7

    Imagine someone saying “OH MY GOD ITS BOMB!!!!!” In an airport 😂

  • @TheSilverOne878
    @TheSilverOne878 3 роки тому +5

    "What happens when you die?"
    Tommy, my boy, The Queen'll be there to greet you at those pearly gates. God save the queen!

  • @Jay_1506
    @Jay_1506 3 роки тому +8

    "I gave the book to the Putin Army! The Archives!" - TommyInnit 2020

  • @traumatizedpotatoes6495
    @traumatizedpotatoes6495 3 роки тому +3

    29:11 why can I actually hear schlatts voice saying that tho-

  • @topmalk
    @topmalk 3 роки тому +7

    Tommy: george is 23 and turning 24 this year
    Also tommy: he could be my father
    24 - 16 = 8

  • @yeekski
    @yeekski 3 роки тому +5

    59:55
    Big Q: "What does that mean to call someone a cigarette?"
    Tommy: "That they..." *realises he can't say the word*
    Tommy: "WAIT NO NO WAIT WAIT NO NO NO WAIT"

  • @IceyFlamez95
    @IceyFlamez95 3 роки тому +8

    “SO, we got our horse”

  • @08mayleen
    @08mayleen 3 роки тому +31

    Let's just remember that Pokimane "made" Tommy her "child" some time ago.

    • @yuhperiod4912
      @yuhperiod4912 3 роки тому +2

      Let’s just remember Caprice was Tommy’s “mother” before her

    • @GoalSUBNOW
      @GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому

      BRUH

    • @user-xy1dx6ke5c
      @user-xy1dx6ke5c 3 роки тому +2

      We all know that Niki is his only true mom.

  • @coolfran6234
    @coolfran6234 3 роки тому +2

    300k subs! Congrats!

  • @sanriobb
    @sanriobb 3 роки тому +10

    Not related to the video but, since Tommy is Wilbur’s brother and Fundy is Wilbur’s son. Does that make Tommy Fundy’s uncle..?

    • @dejiadeyale9444
      @dejiadeyale9444 3 роки тому +1

      Are they related in the SMP? Didn't learn that yet. But yes they would lol, that's forever in my head now-
      Father: Wilbur
      Son: Fundy
      Uncle: Tommy

  • @sukunasboyfriend
    @sukunasboyfriend 3 роки тому +4

    when Quackity calls Men In Black a British film when it's American

  • @rsmite7850
    @rsmite7850 3 роки тому +9

    Here right after the Drista stream, it was so POG.

  • @ariaendello7976
    @ariaendello7976 3 роки тому +6

    Tommy: “look at this, there are holes in my goddamn path!”
    **proceeds to destroy a part of the path that was like the other bits.**

  • @sunny-_-1771
    @sunny-_-1771 3 роки тому +3

    58:58 me a New Yorker knowing stuff like this happens based on first hand experience:🧍🏽‍♀️

  • @spadehaze1541
    @spadehaze1541 3 роки тому +6

    As a Texan, I can confirm everything said about Texas was true

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom 3 роки тому +1

      Just Vibin Texas is overrated tbh
      Don’t shot me pls

    • @yuvielynnn779
      @yuvielynnn779 3 роки тому

      Texan comrade

  • @zelpazz
    @zelpazz Рік тому +1

    2:29 damn that hits just so different now..

  • @Valerie.yippee
    @Valerie.yippee 3 роки тому +4

    I missed a whole movie for this

  • @Omeir_
    @Omeir_ 3 роки тому +4

    "That horse has a mind of its own"
    ~Tommy 2020