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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • A dramatic reading of my all-time favorite tumblr post, by Salticid. (salticid.tumbl...)
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    Edited by PhantomSavage
    / @phantomsavage
    Voiced by Marissa Lenti and Brendan Blaber

КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  4 роки тому +7816

    If you like stupid dubs like this then you should check out PhantomSavage's channel! He did the insane visual editing on this video! ua-cam.com/channels/aC1b7X2r8OqxlGhXdDwB_w.html

    • @wallstreethedgefund2911
      @wallstreethedgefund2911 4 роки тому +98

      JelloApocalypse is there going to be a second season of epithet erase

    • @PhantomSavage
      @PhantomSavage 4 роки тому +147

      Thanks for coming to me with this! Happy to be edit jesus whenever you need me! ;D

    • @grunklestan1271
      @grunklestan1271 4 роки тому +25

      JelloApocalypse I have a question, I want to donate a dollar since that’s all I have on me right now but on Patreon it says $1 per month, is there any other way I can donate? Sorry I’m cheap right now bro times are hard 😔🤷

    • @grunklestan1271
      @grunklestan1271 4 роки тому +14

      Funimation Official channel When he has enough time and money

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  4 роки тому +92

      @@grunklestan1271 Today is the last day of the month, so if you want you could support my Patreon for $1 today and then hop off in a few days after it processes! Sorry, I don't have a Ko-fi or anything :c

  • @wahahahahahahahahaha4198
    @wahahahahahahahahaha4198 4 роки тому +4652

    His dirty talk is intense and literal.

    • @cuppacofi1129
      @cuppacofi1129 4 роки тому +62

      what could possibly be dirty about speaking of the purity of the natural? dirty may be derived from dirt, but the English language was created by those who survive efficiently, pushing against nature's grasp

    • @nancy4294
      @nancy4294 4 роки тому +7

      r/woooooosh

    • @zeroace4746
      @zeroace4746 4 роки тому +4

      @@nancy4294 well said my friend , well said

    • @tachanka6680
      @tachanka6680 4 роки тому +10

      @@nancy4294 what the Quack you Quacking idiot

    • @DrOwn-hq9ot
      @DrOwn-hq9ot 4 роки тому

      it's not intense he wants to be one with nature not go camping what are you STUPID?

  • @Koobird784
    @Koobird784 4 роки тому +843

    Y’all ever see a spambot and spontaneously turn into a Pokémon villain.

    • @pastapal5046
      @pastapal5046 3 роки тому +19

      Ikr it happened to my friend it was really fun

    • @Hanarchy23
      @Hanarchy23 3 роки тому +12

      Happens to me all the time

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 2 роки тому +36

      That's why Giovanni never succeeded.
      He forgot to become one with the Earth.
      Ironic, since he ran the Ground-type gym.

    • @kamenkuma05
      @kamenkuma05 5 місяців тому

      Cyrus to Lusamine/Briar

  • @smurlix5676
    @smurlix5676 4 роки тому +2752

    My favorite pickup line, "show me how fast you can decompose"

    • @goofyahhdog8183
      @goofyahhdog8183 3 роки тому +3

      m.ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @wolfswitcheryanimations6388
      @wolfswitcheryanimations6388 3 роки тому +24

      You don't know HOW many chick i got with that line /j

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 2 роки тому +5

      @@wolfswitcheryanimations6388 i guess they wanted the worms. Upside free chicken eggs.

    • @apepchoko
      @apepchoko 2 роки тому +1

      X2

    • @DarNasty96
      @DarNasty96 2 роки тому +2

      @@wolfswitcheryanimations6388I always tell them I'm just trying to make your skin into a lamp shade and somehow that always works...like no wonder ted Bundy was able to kill all them chicks LMAOOO

  • @samthex5614
    @samthex5614 3 роки тому +4147

    This is talking dirty on a whole new level.

  • @jacksonbrenton9122
    @jacksonbrenton9122 4 роки тому +8204

    This technically qualifies as Nature vs Technology.

  • @sparky00777
    @sparky00777 4 роки тому +5777

    "Just gimme the virus link already."

  • @tatsu_don
    @tatsu_don 4 роки тому +11670

    when your party has to deal with a succubus and the druid rolls 20 on intimidation

    • @memedealer2018
      @memedealer2018 4 роки тому +835

      XD fucking hell
      A odd twist would be that the druids kink is to die and become one with the earth,and also to murder people and make them become fertilizer for the forest as well
      Druid lich?

    • @fabulog7010
      @fabulog7010 4 роки тому +139

      is this that one scene from TAZ

    • @hokeyirishfokey
      @hokeyirishfokey 4 роки тому +151

      Ah, a man of mythological culture.

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 4 роки тому +110

      More like 20 on seduction

    • @jacobzeba0137
      @jacobzeba0137 4 роки тому +43

      BardOfGrief I don’t know much of DND, but I definitely got this joke 😂😂😂😂

  • @melancholymaids3032
    @melancholymaids3032 3 роки тому +2042

    I came here for Jake English eating dirt, I stayed for the sacrifice to mother nature

    • @zefr3234
      @zefr3234 3 роки тому +31

      fuck homestuck

    • @jcj
      @jcj 3 роки тому +55

      SAME

    • @grapejuice664
      @grapejuice664 3 роки тому +7

      @@zefr3234 yes fuck

    • @gregalt3405
      @gregalt3405 3 роки тому +21

      I came for Jake only.

    • @arsenicArtificer
      @arsenicArtificer 3 роки тому +57

      i see homestuck, i click, and see the best reading of a tumblr post ive ever seen

  • @mushr00m_64
    @mushr00m_64 4 роки тому +1530

    This is definetly what I'm going to do if I see someone texting me this.
    "Join us inside the earth, let us become one with nature."

    • @Grumplebumple
      @Grumplebumple 4 роки тому +8

      Help me sink into the mud of the forest

    • @mrnoob-333
      @mrnoob-333 4 роки тому

      we are same bro 🙂🙂🙂

    • @johnsmith8981
      @johnsmith8981 4 роки тому +3

      I mean it's only funny if you enjoy it by yourself or you enjoy someone else doing it. Since they are bots they're just going to keep spewing their scripted responses that you no matter what you say.

    • @robynthethird4776
      @robynthethird4776 4 роки тому +2

      I did one where I was a riddler. It was a lot of fun.

    • @twokool4skool129
      @twokool4skool129 4 роки тому +1

      "What would you like to do this weekend?"
      "SHOVEL GRAVEL INTO MY GAPPING MOUTH"
      "Lol, sounds hot!"

  • @clinicalobsession616
    @clinicalobsession616 4 роки тому +3625

    I can't believe Jake English personally created this video. All by himself.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 4 роки тому +125

      pretty impressive considering he is very very stupid

    • @solusivebox7225
      @solusivebox7225 4 роки тому +84

      Lmao maybe Dirk made him an artificial version of him lol, a malfunction version.

    • @atticuso3831
      @atticuso3831 4 роки тому +47

      Even after he was *soooo* distraught after Dirk broke up with him

    • @avianascent
      @avianascent 4 роки тому +45

      Sara Fontanini so you've fallen for jakes ruse of stupidity which even he has started believing

    • @nerosoul2506
      @nerosoul2506 4 роки тому +24

      It took a while, but I’ve finally found other homestuck fans!!! Yay to me

  • @dimitrishideaway
    @dimitrishideaway 4 роки тому +7857

    "hey ;) my parents aren't home xoxoxo"
    "sorry, I'm busy shoving sand into my gaping maw"

    • @ultra_corp
      @ultra_corp 4 роки тому +159

      Her: i can decompose at the speed of light ;)
      Me: 😶😍

    • @therealrishon3227
      @therealrishon3227 4 роки тому +96

      Girl:come over
      Me:can’t I’m shoveling sand into my gaping mouth
      Girl:my parents aren’t home
      Me:I AM BECOME ONE WITH THE EARTH

    • @green_pikmin
      @green_pikmin 4 роки тому +51

      Her: *posts picture of shovel knight*
      Me: Y E S

    • @squarrot9355
      @squarrot9355 4 роки тому +24

      The hell did I just witness

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 4 роки тому +15

      @@squarrot9355 how babies are made.

  • @williamwalrus9473
    @williamwalrus9473 4 роки тому +2213

    Scammer trying to trick a guy into giving him his credit card number
    The guy: I AM ONE WITH THE EARTH

    • @kingofcrap4414
      @kingofcrap4414 3 роки тому +12

      Yep... that's exactly what happened in the video.

    • @ire5685
      @ire5685 3 роки тому +4

      noooo, really???

    • @toastytea6253
      @toastytea6253 3 роки тому +8

      Dude if I was scamming someone and they said that I would give THEM my credit card number

    • @GlitchTechV1
      @GlitchTechV1 3 роки тому +7

      Jake english really going downhill after he settled down in Earth C

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 роки тому +4

      Earthbenders' resolve is of steel, and they are thus very hard to fool. This man is a true hero to the Earth Kingdom.

  • @shawnlevering9809
    @shawnlevering9809 4 роки тому +653

    I can't even imagine what it would be like if it was an actual person.

    • @M4Yd4y22
      @M4Yd4y22 4 роки тому +51

      Genuine fear

    • @coolguy-di1pq
      @coolguy-di1pq 4 роки тому +2

      Wait which one

    • @M4Yd4y22
      @M4Yd4y22 4 роки тому +5

      @@coolguy-di1pq well theres the weird ai and then theres pretty much the best story for a horror movie villain which sounds worse

    • @SquareoftheLightOnes
      @SquareoftheLightOnes 4 роки тому

      @@coolguy-di1pq the bot, obv

    • @truelyfilthyskx
      @truelyfilthyskx 4 роки тому

      @@coolguy-di1pq yes.

  • @lillebo77
    @lillebo77 4 роки тому +3227

    I see you didn’t recover well after the production of Epithet Erased.

    • @jakehildebrand1824
      @jakehildebrand1824 4 роки тому +79

      What do you mean?
      This was hilarious

    • @willstott5453
      @willstott5453 4 роки тому +50

      @@jakehildebrand1824 agreed this was fuckin fantastic

    • @Xane875
      @Xane875 4 роки тому +184

      @@jakehildebrand1824 I think he means that Jello's character here was going insane

    • @hildahilda9468
      @hildahilda9468 4 роки тому +14

      Damn I was gonna comment that

    • @jakehildebrand1824
      @jakehildebrand1824 4 роки тому +20

      @@Xane875 oh... sounds about right

  • @ISSACFOOTFUNGUS
    @ISSACFOOTFUNGUS 4 роки тому +1383

    Alternative title: Jake English becomes one with earth as one of dirks robots flirts with him

    • @confusedmisery4955
      @confusedmisery4955 4 роки тому +20

      Xitlaly Camacho what ever did happen to Dirks many ,many , MANY robots anyway😑🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @ISSACFOOTFUNGUS
      @ISSACFOOTFUNGUS 4 роки тому +27

      confused misery they all went to the robot farm to live a happy robot life

    • @confusedmisery4955
      @confusedmisery4955 4 роки тому +4

      From a DOOM fan
      we’re talking about Homestuck 😑👋🏾

    • @aardwoof_
      @aardwoof_ 3 роки тому +3

      lil hal

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 3 роки тому

      OQGOQCAOQVWIW PLEASE I CAN'T

  • @trinity_frost
    @trinity_frost 4 роки тому +4895

    Imagine the guy that created the bot seeing this conversation

    • @SparkyCas
      @SparkyCas 3 роки тому +380

      the programmer checking the conservation: _o_o_

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 роки тому +228

      Not sure which side would make them rethink life most.

    • @wawayalert
      @wawayalert 3 роки тому +152

      I’d be hysterically laughing for 20 minutes

    • @dexlovesgames_dlg
      @dexlovesgames_dlg 3 роки тому +35

      Literally came to leave the same comment.

    • @gigaturboplusmega
      @gigaturboplusmega 3 роки тому +28

      bro wym thats not a bot

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 4 роки тому +1513

    My head: Ok say something normal don't be weird.
    Me: *Have you ever considered becoming sustenance for the beetles and ants?*

    • @viravos
      @viravos 4 роки тому +11

      Cogniferous being normal is overrated of course xD

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 роки тому +3

      when i die
      i dont want a casket
      i want rot
      become one with the soil
      DO YOU HEAR ME
      1 WITH THE SOIL
      I AM SHOVELING SAND IN MY GAPING MOUTH'
      WAITING FOR MY TIME TO COME
      of course hopefully thats not in a long while
      BUT
      still
      gravel fills my body
      as i DIE BECOMING ONE WITH THE EARTH
      FORESTS GROWING FROM MY FLESH
      NEW LIFE SPROUTING FROM DEath
      STONE DIRT WORMS FORMING FILING TAKING OVER
      SAVING SOME OF THE WORLD
      BY DYING
      BUT I DONT WANT TO DIE
      NOT YET
      MAYBE WHEN IM LIKE 99 OR SOMETHING
      BUT STIIIIIIL
      NOTHING CHANGES
      I WILL BE BARRIED LIKE OUR ANCESTORS LONG AGO
      TREES SPROUTIN FROM MY CORPSE
      ILL BE HAPPY
      AS THE ROOTS RUN THROUGH MY BONES
      NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT GREW THOSE TREES
      THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE THERE
      LIVING
      BREATHING
      AND IN HIS DEATH BECOMING ONE WITH THE SOIIIL
      god im going on for a long time
      ANYWAY
      THE ROOTS THE SOIL THE SUN RAIN
      ALL ON ME
      A SMALL PART IN THIS VAST WORLD FILLED WITH LIFE
      THE LIFE THAT WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
      THE LOVE AND HEALING THE EARTH NEEDS
      anyway thanks for listening to my TED talk

    • @anonymousdude8184
      @anonymousdude8184 4 роки тому +3

      Wait that's not normal...
      ...That explains why I don't have any friends...

  • @nohcat805
    @nohcat805 4 роки тому +1163

    So, nobody is talking about how he has Hentai Haven open on another tab?
    ok.

  • @nylanyl51
    @nylanyl51 4 роки тому +1402

    I just can't stop imagining Jake English saying all that and that just makes the whole thing funnier

  • @alexkorinth6459
    @alexkorinth6459 3 роки тому +122

    "Show me how fast you can decompose" is the perfect threat.

  • @diggory4ii385
    @diggory4ii385 4 роки тому +718

    Jake English multi-aspecting as a Life and Doom player circa 2009.

  • @cyrodiin
    @cyrodiin 4 роки тому +2532

    This entire interaction just has the aura of: "we can make a religion out of this."

    • @tempusimperious5962
      @tempusimperious5962 4 роки тому +40

      Empyreous no don’t do that

    • @willowarkan2263
      @willowarkan2263 4 роки тому +39

      I'd fucking never miss a day of church, all of the 3 days before I die from laughing my lungs out, then i get to join the earth, i guess.

    • @TroubleGummie
      @TroubleGummie 4 роки тому +25

      Im using this video as inspiration for one of my DnD players patron who is a tree lmao

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому +6

      they were so busy on if they could they never thought of if they should

    • @sausagelol
      @sausagelol 4 роки тому +10

      Ah, yes. Someone with TASTE.
      Yes, I know this is from history of the entire world, I guess.

  • @chainsawenthusiazt3544
    @chainsawenthusiazt3544 4 роки тому +1523

    "Hey, we could make a religion out of this-"
    "No don't."

    • @kingmonster
      @kingmonster 3 роки тому +9

      I was literally thinking of this line at the end. ^_^

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 3 роки тому +13

      Dude, we both know it's already too late.

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 3 роки тому +6

      tis too late.

    • @david50x84
      @david50x84 3 роки тому +2

      God bless history of the world I guess

    • @orridinn
      @orridinn 3 роки тому

      Saltism

  • @yootbaggoot1681
    @yootbaggoot1681 4 роки тому +907

    Jello: (doesn’t post for a month)
    Also jello: BECOME ONE WITH THE WORLD

  • @UniversalJuan
    @UniversalJuan 4 роки тому +557

    *the sun begins to rise*
    "Gravel fills my body!"
    *Gargoyles theme intensifies*

    • @archsteel7
      @archsteel7 4 роки тому +3

      *DIES IRAAAE!*
      Stellaxo134! Are you there!? Can you hear me!?

  • @spachino7351
    @spachino7351 4 роки тому +1307

    Jane: So-
    Jake: SHOVEL SAND IN MY GAPING MOUTH

    • @TheShieldsMD
      @TheShieldsMD 4 роки тому +46

      AR: (is the actual spambot)

    • @julienhill6557
      @julienhill6557 4 роки тому +5

      TheShieldsMD Jane is a character from homestuck

    • @TheShieldsMD
      @TheShieldsMD 4 роки тому +29

      @@julienhill6557 So is the autoresponder.

    • @2-Way_Intersection
      @2-Way_Intersection 4 роки тому +24

      this was one of the doomed timelines

    • @TheShieldsMD
      @TheShieldsMD 4 роки тому +19

      @@2-Way_Intersection We are all Dave, watching in disgust before turning back the clock.

  • @TheGreatFozzie
    @TheGreatFozzie 4 роки тому +363

    This guy sounds like a RPG villian who is ready to kill every human on Earth, so that humanity may all be one with the soil again away from the machinations of coal and iron.

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 4 роки тому +21

      And then at the end it turns out he was able to fight off the hero's party with all their blessings and legendary equipment through the sheer force of his desire to see his dream fulfilled.

    • @CowboyLuigi
      @CowboyLuigi 4 роки тому +2

      Well, in that case, it's time to fight back by deforestation!

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 4 роки тому +3

      So Sephiroth?

    • @TheGreatFozzie
      @TheGreatFozzie 4 роки тому +3

      @@Styner09 Sort of, but Sephiroth really took it a step further by trying to become the LITERAL planet.

    • @thislayk2728
      @thislayk2728 4 роки тому +1

      Doesn't sound so bad for a character to make hmm... I shall discuss this to my brothers of bone of wisdom and knowledge!!

  • @toriierriffic
    @toriierriffic 4 роки тому +572

    I was concerned when some homestuck looking avatar popped up in my notifications and thought I could not be more concerned.
    4 minutes later I was proven wrong

    • @nanodose
      @nanodose 4 роки тому +22

      I thought "Oh boy what's going on with the god forsaken comic now"

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 роки тому +13

      @@nanodose me: you already have my soul, hussie! What more do you want?!

    • @TatooChan
      @TatooChan 4 роки тому +1

      Yes same XD

    • @ionavram4002
      @ionavram4002 4 роки тому +1

      @@logicaloverdrive8197 hussie: ur tears

    • @jojoz7940
      @jojoz7940 4 роки тому

      Nano tec m

  • @shoifu
    @shoifu 4 роки тому +768

    “shoveling sand into my gaping mouth” - JelloApocalypse, 2020

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 4 роки тому +1209

    Ngl I mostly clicked this because of Homestuck.
    Jake: _"Show me how fast you can decompose"_
    Not disappointed.

    • @jojoz7940
      @jojoz7940 4 роки тому +11

      CrownClown Creations same

    • @jamalabusiam1998
      @jamalabusiam1998 4 роки тому +10

      What’s Homestuck?

    • @hthagomizer8729
      @hthagomizer8729 4 роки тому +41

      Jamal Abusiam poor sweet summer child

    • @krysaltepsyr8134
      @krysaltepsyr8134 4 роки тому +17

      The Jake profpic just makes everything better.

    • @crownclowncreations
      @crownclowncreations 4 роки тому +22

      @@jamalabusiam1998 Trust me. You don't want to know. It'll consume your soul for all eternity.

  • @dominiccianfrani7316
    @dominiccianfrani7316 4 роки тому +466

    Sand_eating_Jake_English, is official best Homestuck character

    • @grantftb
      @grantftb 4 роки тому +6

      yes.

    • @david50x84
      @david50x84 4 роки тому +1

      Why tf is this comment SO far down here

    • @philtrash2303
      @philtrash2303 3 роки тому +1

      SandEating!Jake x Genderbent!Lil'Hal /j

  • @nightingale4460
    @nightingale4460 4 роки тому +443

    This guy is literally me talking to any normal human being.

    • @joejoe-jk6vq
      @joejoe-jk6vq 4 роки тому +4

      @nightingale
      did mother nature take your verginity?

    • @mimi-xx3ik
      @mimi-xx3ik 4 роки тому +1

      @@nightingale4460 tf are you doing here then lmao

    • @nightingale4460
      @nightingale4460 4 роки тому +1

      diminie I have noooo idea.......

    • @UnknownSource3
      @UnknownSource3 4 роки тому

      can relate

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 3 роки тому +31

    the voice acting catched the vibe of the guys message so well.

  • @sgtryoseirui6394
    @sgtryoseirui6394 4 роки тому +198

    GG: Say, Jake?
    GG: Not to cast doubt on your feelings, but are you quite sure all of Dirk's actions have been for the sake of courtship?
    GT: shoveling sand into my gaping mouth
    GG: You did say his robot was prone to assailing you, did you not?
    GG: Is that really an affectionate gesture?
    GT: gravel fills my body
    GT: i am becoming one with the earth
    GG: Oh.

    • @philtrash2303
      @philtrash2303 3 роки тому

      HUEHUDUHSKUHSHDHIDIHDIH NOOOJDSISF

  • @DreamerFromTheDepths
    @DreamerFromTheDepths 3 роки тому +62

    This Salticid guy sounds like a legend.

  • @z0mbabe
    @z0mbabe 4 роки тому +763

    It's almost poetic how Salticid's got Jake from Homestuck as their profile picture

    • @corvidaeisaneatfamily2841
      @corvidaeisaneatfamily2841 4 роки тому +35

      ChaoticStupid pretty much. this seems like something jake and little hal would do

    • @Felix-wq2ec
      @Felix-wq2ec 4 роки тому +5

      I thought his name was John?

    • @thydokhanhpho489
      @thydokhanhpho489 4 роки тому +21

      @@Felix-wq2ec I guess you haven't reached that part of Homestuck yet...

    • @aloe_thera
      @aloe_thera 4 роки тому +8

      @@thydokhanhpho489 bro spoilers D:

    • @starduststriker8792
      @starduststriker8792 3 роки тому +3

      @@Felix-wq2ec John and Jake look very similar but they are different characters.

  • @ineedtopiss2878
    @ineedtopiss2878 4 роки тому +340

    The fact the Jake English is the thumbnail scares me

    • @chaos383
      @chaos383 4 роки тому +7

      Essenceful agreed

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 роки тому +1454

    I don't even need to know anything about Homestuck to know this is an inside joke based off of one line said in passing that has taken a new life on its own.

    • @philippelizotte3760
      @philippelizotte3760 4 роки тому +108

      Justas Homestuck here. That sounds about right.

    • @cractor6307
      @cractor6307 4 роки тому +116

      Another homestuck here.
      Nah

    • @PebkioNomare
      @PebkioNomare 4 роки тому +54

      As a person who read Homestuck once after it was finished: Wot?

    • @Derfiul
      @Derfiul 4 роки тому +223

      nope, the guy just happened to have a Jake English pfp, this isn't based on anything from the comic lol

    • @Johnof1000Suns
      @Johnof1000Suns 4 роки тому +90

      Though it’s not actually homestuck related outside the profile pic, it feels like it could be.

  • @mothhuuny
    @mothhuuny 3 роки тому +35

    I love how all of the comments on this video are either homestuck or not it's amazing.

    • @goofyahhdog8183
      @goofyahhdog8183 3 роки тому

      m.ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @mothhuuny
      @mothhuuny 3 роки тому

      @@goofyahhdog8183 thanks for the random video link, pretty sure this is a bot

    • @goofyahhdog8183
      @goofyahhdog8183 3 роки тому

      @@mothhuuny human become detroit

    • @mothhuuny
      @mothhuuny 3 роки тому

      @@goofyahhdog8183 man you must have no hobbies huh

    • @goofyahhdog8183
      @goofyahhdog8183 3 роки тому

      @@mothhuuny yeah I do

  • @alpharius3661
    @alpharius3661 4 роки тому +131

    I love how this is your way of returning after a month, with this random person trying to give you a virus and you just talking about eating dirt

  • @shadowj6488
    @shadowj6488 4 роки тому +158

    “Show me how fast you can decompose!” Sounds like a strange and fantastic threat.

    • @memesforlife8707
      @memesforlife8707 4 роки тому +4

      Right next to “I will turn your ashes into diamond dust and snort it on your tombstone”

  • @CircusSabre
    @CircusSabre 4 роки тому +729

    TL:DR: Guy in bad pyjamas says that he wants to eat sand to a scambot

    • @leonidaz171
      @leonidaz171 4 роки тому +24

      y o u a g a i n

    • @pkcat1
      @pkcat1 4 роки тому +38

      only someone with a rose pfp would spell pajamas like that

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 роки тому +5

      @@pkcat1 too true

    • @confusedmisery4955
      @confusedmisery4955 4 роки тому +1

      eyep 😑

    • @aardwoof_
      @aardwoof_ 3 роки тому +1

      are you the justin y of homestuck

  • @HeronHero
    @HeronHero 4 роки тому +579

    This is Jake English if he was left on the island alone.

  • @calliteki
    @calliteki 3 роки тому +61

    okay Saltcid's pfp is homestuck that's explains a lot of stuff

  • @QuantumHippologist
    @QuantumHippologist 4 роки тому +570

    Came for the Homestuck.
    Stayed for the *GREAT GLORY OF THE EARTH WHAT IT SHALL OFFER!*

    • @zefr3234
      @zefr3234 3 роки тому +6

      fuck homestuck

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 роки тому +1

      Genuinely no idea what your talking about

    • @vriskaserket2049
      @vriskaserket2049 3 роки тому +4

      @@zefr3234 Ok Homestuck pfp

    • @zefr3234
      @zefr3234 3 роки тому +3

      @@vriskaserket2049 whoosh

    • @peachabutt
      @peachabutt 3 роки тому +1

      imagine liking homesick in current year

  • @starfinney6308
    @starfinney6308 3 роки тому +31

    I was doing yard work with my little siblings where they would bring me sod & I had recently seen this video at the time so to make things more fun everytime they delivered me more I would pretend to be the 'Dirt Wizard' and would talk like in this video and paraphrase/quote it & say things like "yes dirt for the dirt wizard this pleases me the worms shall be thankful" & shit.

  • @nebuelle
    @nebuelle 4 роки тому +201

    *HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED BECOMING SUSTENANCE FOR THE BEETLES AND THE ANTS?*

  • @someman66
    @someman66 4 роки тому +45

    I am incredibly offended. The fact that stellaxo (very real lady) would imply that there is anything spicier than lending your life force to the neverending cycle of decay and rebirth is simply impossible.

  • @wilowprince
    @wilowprince 4 роки тому +592

    I CLICKED ON THIS BECAUSE OF JAKE AND IM NOT DISAPPOINTED THIS IS HILARIOUS

    • @chaos_catt
      @chaos_catt 4 роки тому +6

      ty steinwachs Jake English is basically that one idiotic friend but it’s actually funny.

    • @astergeddon4184
      @astergeddon4184 4 роки тому +2

      and i read your comment because of dib and i am not disappointed there was Homestuck involved

    • @chainsawenthusiazt3544
      @chainsawenthusiazt3544 4 роки тому +1

      (When you only like for the profile pic)

    • @wayfarerzen3393
      @wayfarerzen3393 4 роки тому +1

      I saw you were at 412 upvotes. I did my duty, happy 413th. :D

    • @CyberPoop
      @CyberPoop 4 роки тому +1

      SAME lmao

  • @captainshadowfox
    @captainshadowfox 4 роки тому +83

    I love how every time the bot puts a emoji/emoticon it gets more corrupted every time it’s mentioned

  • @NiC.kChenNC
    @NiC.kChenNC 3 роки тому +18

    girl: flirts
    salticid: **p L a N t S**

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 4 роки тому +112

    1:14 “You say Run” really does go with everything

  • @viravos
    @viravos 4 роки тому +75

    “sHOW ME HOW FAST YOU CAN DECOMPOSE”

  • @MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen
    @MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen 4 роки тому +227

    "L-look at you, hacker, sho-shoveling sand into you-your gaping mouth-th!"

  • @happy_party_train
    @happy_party_train 3 роки тому +5

    I love that Godot’s theme is used for this

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 3 роки тому +8

    stellaxo134: **trying to get him to give his card information**
    salticid: I AM BECOMING ONE WITH THE EARTH

  • @isaacclutter7999
    @isaacclutter7999 4 роки тому +59

    I love how the profile picture was a God Teir Jake English.

  • @foxpiss5208
    @foxpiss5208 4 роки тому +450

    Join me in the ground we will coalesce into the soil together. Stone dirt and worms , clay salt and new life springing from our rotten flesh we will grow a forest from our bodies. Show us how fast u can decompose . Tell me you,have you ever connected with our lands.have you ever considered becoming sustenance for the Beatles and ants the roots and trees twining through your bones ,seeds will grow filling our empty hearts , new ,green,shoots unsufering the sunlight bakes the dirt.the rains fall. Noonknows what lies beneath we will live again through nature no longer confined to theses human bodies. Are you there do you here me help me sink into the mud of the forest.
    I can't wait for you to join me

    • @astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876
      @astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876 4 роки тому +11

      I read this out loud in a ally way. Thank you for this script

    • @Kyzr_Signal
      @Kyzr_Signal 4 роки тому +3

      Commenting so I can return

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 роки тому +3

      "sustenance for the Beatles"

    • @iamme8359
      @iamme8359 3 роки тому +1

      @@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876
      Did you do it while literally hovering and t-posing over the nearest homeless person as the nearby lights, slowly, one by one, shattered into dust; plunging the ally into darkness?

    • @goro-swagkechi707
      @goro-swagkechi707 3 роки тому +1

      @@blarg2429 did he stutter

  • @tulips3179
    @tulips3179 4 роки тому +171

    The homestuck pfp makes it more cursed

  • @axolofa
    @axolofa 4 роки тому +53

    "Shoveling sand into my gaping mouth. gravel fills my body. I A M B E C O M I N G O N E W I T H T H E E A R T H !"

  • @definitelynotathena
    @definitelynotathena 3 роки тому +4

    help as a jake kinnie this feels like a personal attack djfkfnffn

  • @Hiper_F64
    @Hiper_F64 4 роки тому +1223

    Me: So... what's your religion about?
    Jello: *Shows me the video and the power of nature
    Me: I'm interested.
    Edit: Wow so many likes, I never got so many in a comment.

  • @anonymousentity6906
    @anonymousentity6906 3 роки тому +3

    This is literally my favorite UA-cam video

  • @xSorrowxLightx
    @xSorrowxLightx 4 роки тому +164

    came here because of Jake and i was not disappointed, slow clap

  • @doositsruminile
    @doositsruminile Рік тому +3

    You did not have to go so hard.. but I didn't know I needed the essence, the fertilizer, the waves of vitality from all the manure and crumbling calcium. What depth and wonderous heaps of guggling wisdom. Yes. I feel it now. I sense the call of the breathing mud. My place awaits my silhouette.

  • @aries-2256
    @aries-2256 4 роки тому +31

    The amount of joy this gives me is immense, especially when The Crystal Chamber starts playing at the end.

  • @intellectualInsectoid
    @intellectualInsectoid 4 роки тому +26

    God I can’t wait until the bots figure out how to respond to invitations to eat dort

  • @LexiCooksStuff
    @LexiCooksStuff 3 роки тому +4

    The fact that Godot's theme is playing in the background is killing me and I have no idea why

  • @akikotamura3804
    @akikotamura3804 4 роки тому +68

    Wow I never expected Homestuck to be on this channel

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 3 роки тому +2

      I am sure jelloapaocalypse knows what homestuck is by now

  • @Dr_Mortis_SCP
    @Dr_Mortis_SCP 5 місяців тому +3

    My guy really just became an avatar of The Corruption

  • @3dwaffle3dwaffle57
    @3dwaffle3dwaffle57 4 роки тому +143

    Everyone: hey jello what’s up with epithet erased
    Jello: 0:31

  • @Alex-nl5og
    @Alex-nl5og 4 роки тому +99

    Still waiting for the "So this is basically homestuck"
    Fuck yeah a 100 likes I'm glad we are this much weirdos

  • @mechatec2992
    @mechatec2992 Рік тому +1

    That guy had way too much fun coming up with a monologue about dirt

  • @d0ttiezz_x3
    @d0ttiezz_x3 4 роки тому +175

    Nobody:
    Jake English: "I AM BECOMING ONE WITH THE EARTH!!!"

    • @10001Rex
      @10001Rex 4 роки тому +5

      Def something Jake would say

    • @confusedmisery4955
      @confusedmisery4955 4 роки тому

      I bet at some point Jake did eat dirt ,considering how much brobot kicked his ass 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @infinityheart_tm9270
      @infinityheart_tm9270 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t think he’s dense enough

    • @confusedmisery4955
      @confusedmisery4955 4 роки тому

      infinityHeart TM
      idk in the beginning he really was. like intentionally

  • @inspector1022
    @inspector1022 4 роки тому +123

    YES WE SHALL ALL BECOME ONE WITH THE EARTH

  • @TheOrionApex
    @TheOrionApex 4 роки тому +30

    Scared me for a second, I thought it was a So Basically Homestuck-type thing rofl

  • @RealRaizo
    @RealRaizo 2 роки тому +4

    This guy should make his own spam bots telling others to sacrifice themselves to the earth and eat dirt

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +81

    Imagine if this was a real girl though

    • @patrony577
      @patrony577 4 роки тому +11

      I m a g I n e

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 4 роки тому +1

      @@namdraws A real girl could always be parking otherw into thinking that , you never know.

  • @azenn-a-matics1
    @azenn-a-matics1 4 роки тому +46

    That "Minor" statement, this with the wink is really creepy...

  • @goovn822
    @goovn822 4 роки тому +152

    "Yay! a hot gu-"
    Me: STOP. i already know ur a spambot. pls just leave.

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam 4 роки тому +68

    i came expecting homestuck. i was pleasantly surprised

    • @leonidaz171
      @leonidaz171 4 роки тому +9

      oh my god i thought that was my comment lmao

    • @confusedmisery4955
      @confusedmisery4955 4 роки тому +1

      Oh No ! More dead DAVES !!!!😆👋🏾

  • @pebbles4195
    @pebbles4195 2 роки тому +2

    Druid continually fails charima check rolls

  • @Cosmignon
    @Cosmignon 5 місяців тому

    jake with dirt in his mouth on top of the angelic light and dramatic atlantis music always fucking gets me at the end whenever this video pops into my feed

  • @VHeartOld
    @VHeartOld 2 роки тому +1

    I have no idea what I was expecting going into this video but it wasn’t this.
    It’s a masterpiece

  • @LuckyFoxLin
    @LuckyFoxLin 4 роки тому +31

    You can imagine this as so many different people: Jello, Jake, or any BNHA character lol I want more of these please lololol

  • @Born_in_BIood
    @Born_in_BIood 4 роки тому +54

    So homestuck basically

  • @TatooChan
    @TatooChan 4 роки тому +36

    I was like "why is there homestuck in my feed???"

  • @DecisiveZoom
    @DecisiveZoom 3 роки тому +3

    This goes from subtle horror to dumpster comedy its giving me whiplash I love it

  • @l0n3duo67
    @l0n3duo67 4 роки тому +31

    Love how Jake is the one talking to this bot, that is so like him. Also make a This Is Basically HomeStuck?

    • @confusedmisery4955
      @confusedmisery4955 4 роки тому +2

      This sound like how Jake would talk to Blue Females in a Nutshell 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @aardwoof_
      @aardwoof_ 3 роки тому

      we need a so this is basically homestuck

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 4 роки тому +20

    The first time i read through this it was an experience and a half. Now, seeing it in video form, I relive that experience with the exact visuals it was always meant to have. Truly this is a video worth decomposing to.

  • @gibs9211
    @gibs9211 4 роки тому +10

    I can't help but admit the fact that this is now my Jake voice headcanon,thabk you so much,Jello Man

  • @joshuanorman2
    @joshuanorman2 3 роки тому +2

    The choice of Fragrance of Dark Coffee is so class

  • @mangomorph9467
    @mangomorph9467 3 роки тому +3

    hearing that song in the background after finishing trials and tribulations made me laugh my ass off and cry tears of pain

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 4 роки тому +27

    1:14 You Say Run really does go with everything

  • @acerbusthedarkenvtuber5684
    @acerbusthedarkenvtuber5684 4 роки тому +45

    That Jake pic makes me want a So This is Basically Homestuck.

  • @salad5701
    @salad5701 2 роки тому +1

    dude iv watched this a while ago, and have been looking for it ever since! finally!! amazing vid

  • @allanthegraphitathan3367
    @allanthegraphitathan3367 4 роки тому +19

    Dirt ,sand ,and gravel these are the ingredients of the earth when combined together...
    *ThEy BeCoMe OnE wItH tHe EaRtH!!!*

  • @sarafontanini7051
    @sarafontanini7051 4 роки тому +23

    I'll be honest, i thought this was gonna be Jake English singing about a girl talking to him

  • @moniker4008
    @moniker4008 2 роки тому +2

    Even after two years this Cracks me up