A dramatic reading of my all-time favorite tumblr post, by Salticid. (salticid.tumbl...) ---- Edited by PhantomSavage / @phantomsavage Voiced by Marissa Lenti and Brendan Blaber
If you like stupid dubs like this then you should check out PhantomSavage's channel! He did the insane visual editing on this video! ua-cam.com/channels/aC1b7X2r8OqxlGhXdDwB_w.html
JelloApocalypse I have a question, I want to donate a dollar since that’s all I have on me right now but on Patreon it says $1 per month, is there any other way I can donate? Sorry I’m cheap right now bro times are hard 😔🤷
@@grunklestan1271 Today is the last day of the month, so if you want you could support my Patreon for $1 today and then hop off in a few days after it processes! Sorry, I don't have a Ko-fi or anything :c
what could possibly be dirty about speaking of the purity of the natural? dirty may be derived from dirt, but the English language was created by those who survive efficiently, pushing against nature's grasp
@@wolfswitcheryanimations6388I always tell them I'm just trying to make your skin into a lamp shade and somehow that always works...like no wonder ted Bundy was able to kill all them chicks LMAOOO
XD fucking hell A odd twist would be that the druids kink is to die and become one with the earth,and also to murder people and make them become fertilizer for the forest as well Druid lich?
I mean it's only funny if you enjoy it by yourself or you enjoy someone else doing it. Since they are bots they're just going to keep spewing their scripted responses that you no matter what you say.
when i die i dont want a casket i want rot become one with the soil DO YOU HEAR ME 1 WITH THE SOIL I AM SHOVELING SAND IN MY GAPING MOUTH' WAITING FOR MY TIME TO COME of course hopefully thats not in a long while BUT still gravel fills my body as i DIE BECOMING ONE WITH THE EARTH FORESTS GROWING FROM MY FLESH NEW LIFE SPROUTING FROM DEath STONE DIRT WORMS FORMING FILING TAKING OVER SAVING SOME OF THE WORLD BY DYING BUT I DONT WANT TO DIE NOT YET MAYBE WHEN IM LIKE 99 OR SOMETHING BUT STIIIIIIL NOTHING CHANGES I WILL BE BARRIED LIKE OUR ANCESTORS LONG AGO TREES SPROUTIN FROM MY CORPSE ILL BE HAPPY AS THE ROOTS RUN THROUGH MY BONES NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT GREW THOSE TREES THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE THERE LIVING BREATHING AND IN HIS DEATH BECOMING ONE WITH THE SOIIIL god im going on for a long time ANYWAY THE ROOTS THE SOIL THE SUN RAIN ALL ON ME A SMALL PART IN THIS VAST WORLD FILLED WITH LIFE THE LIFE THAT WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD THE LOVE AND HEALING THE EARTH NEEDS anyway thanks for listening to my TED talk
This guy sounds like a RPG villian who is ready to kill every human on Earth, so that humanity may all be one with the soil again away from the machinations of coal and iron.
And then at the end it turns out he was able to fight off the hero's party with all their blessings and legendary equipment through the sheer force of his desire to see his dream fulfilled.
I was concerned when some homestuck looking avatar popped up in my notifications and thought I could not be more concerned. 4 minutes later I was proven wrong
GG: Say, Jake? GG: Not to cast doubt on your feelings, but are you quite sure all of Dirk's actions have been for the sake of courtship? GT: shoveling sand into my gaping mouth GG: You did say his robot was prone to assailing you, did you not? GG: Is that really an affectionate gesture? GT: gravel fills my body GT: i am becoming one with the earth GG: Oh.
I don't even need to know anything about Homestuck to know this is an inside joke based off of one line said in passing that has taken a new life on its own.
I was doing yard work with my little siblings where they would bring me sod & I had recently seen this video at the time so to make things more fun everytime they delivered me more I would pretend to be the 'Dirt Wizard' and would talk like in this video and paraphrase/quote it & say things like "yes dirt for the dirt wizard this pleases me the worms shall be thankful" & shit.
I am incredibly offended. The fact that stellaxo (very real lady) would imply that there is anything spicier than lending your life force to the neverending cycle of decay and rebirth is simply impossible.
Join me in the ground we will coalesce into the soil together. Stone dirt and worms , clay salt and new life springing from our rotten flesh we will grow a forest from our bodies. Show us how fast u can decompose . Tell me you,have you ever connected with our lands.have you ever considered becoming sustenance for the Beatles and ants the roots and trees twining through your bones ,seeds will grow filling our empty hearts , new ,green,shoots unsufering the sunlight bakes the dirt.the rains fall. Noonknows what lies beneath we will live again through nature no longer confined to theses human bodies. Are you there do you here me help me sink into the mud of the forest. I can't wait for you to join me
@@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876 Did you do it while literally hovering and t-posing over the nearest homeless person as the nearby lights, slowly, one by one, shattered into dust; plunging the ally into darkness?
Me: So... what's your religion about? Jello: *Shows me the video and the power of nature Me: I'm interested. Edit: Wow so many likes, I never got so many in a comment.
You did not have to go so hard.. but I didn't know I needed the essence, the fertilizer, the waves of vitality from all the manure and crumbling calcium. What depth and wonderous heaps of guggling wisdom. Yes. I feel it now. I sense the call of the breathing mud. My place awaits my silhouette.
jake with dirt in his mouth on top of the angelic light and dramatic atlantis music always fucking gets me at the end whenever this video pops into my feed
The first time i read through this it was an experience and a half. Now, seeing it in video form, I relive that experience with the exact visuals it was always meant to have. Truly this is a video worth decomposing to.
If you like stupid dubs like this then you should check out PhantomSavage's channel! He did the insane visual editing on this video! ua-cam.com/channels/aC1b7X2r8OqxlGhXdDwB_w.html
JelloApocalypse is there going to be a second season of epithet erase
Thanks for coming to me with this! Happy to be edit jesus whenever you need me! ;D
JelloApocalypse I have a question, I want to donate a dollar since that’s all I have on me right now but on Patreon it says $1 per month, is there any other way I can donate? Sorry I’m cheap right now bro times are hard 😔🤷
Funimation Official channel When he has enough time and money
@@grunklestan1271 Today is the last day of the month, so if you want you could support my Patreon for $1 today and then hop off in a few days after it processes! Sorry, I don't have a Ko-fi or anything :c
His dirty talk is intense and literal.
what could possibly be dirty about speaking of the purity of the natural? dirty may be derived from dirt, but the English language was created by those who survive efficiently, pushing against nature's grasp
r/woooooosh
@@nancy4294 well said my friend , well said
@@nancy4294 what the Quack you Quacking idiot
it's not intense he wants to be one with nature not go camping what are you STUPID?
Y’all ever see a spambot and spontaneously turn into a Pokémon villain.
Ikr it happened to my friend it was really fun
Happens to me all the time
That's why Giovanni never succeeded.
He forgot to become one with the Earth.
Ironic, since he ran the Ground-type gym.
Cyrus to Lusamine/Briar
My favorite pickup line, "show me how fast you can decompose"
m.ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
You don't know HOW many chick i got with that line /j
@@wolfswitcheryanimations6388 i guess they wanted the worms. Upside free chicken eggs.
X2
@@wolfswitcheryanimations6388I always tell them I'm just trying to make your skin into a lamp shade and somehow that always works...like no wonder ted Bundy was able to kill all them chicks LMAOOO
This is talking dirty on a whole new level.
underrated comment
yep like magma level
i died
@@eisanotatsujin that joke sure did branch out on a whole new level
Dirt, stone and sand
This technically qualifies as Nature vs Technology.
Except It's not ``bad word I'm not comfortable with saying´´
It's obvious who won
If technology is extremely horny
@@noodlelenoodles7152 ai dungeon.
Nurgle vs. Slaanesh
"Just gimme the virus link already."
I also love KneeCaps
You beat me to it.
@@akirakomaeda8781 the fuck
jspaint.app
@@akirakomaeda8781 Me too
when your party has to deal with a succubus and the druid rolls 20 on intimidation
XD fucking hell
A odd twist would be that the druids kink is to die and become one with the earth,and also to murder people and make them become fertilizer for the forest as well
Druid lich?
is this that one scene from TAZ
Ah, a man of mythological culture.
More like 20 on seduction
BardOfGrief I don’t know much of DND, but I definitely got this joke 😂😂😂😂
I came here for Jake English eating dirt, I stayed for the sacrifice to mother nature
fuck homestuck
SAME
@@zefr3234 yes fuck
I came for Jake only.
i see homestuck, i click, and see the best reading of a tumblr post ive ever seen
This is definetly what I'm going to do if I see someone texting me this.
"Join us inside the earth, let us become one with nature."
Help me sink into the mud of the forest
we are same bro 🙂🙂🙂
I mean it's only funny if you enjoy it by yourself or you enjoy someone else doing it. Since they are bots they're just going to keep spewing their scripted responses that you no matter what you say.
I did one where I was a riddler. It was a lot of fun.
"What would you like to do this weekend?"
"SHOVEL GRAVEL INTO MY GAPPING MOUTH"
"Lol, sounds hot!"
I can't believe Jake English personally created this video. All by himself.
pretty impressive considering he is very very stupid
Lmao maybe Dirk made him an artificial version of him lol, a malfunction version.
Even after he was *soooo* distraught after Dirk broke up with him
Sara Fontanini so you've fallen for jakes ruse of stupidity which even he has started believing
It took a while, but I’ve finally found other homestuck fans!!! Yay to me
"hey ;) my parents aren't home xoxoxo"
"sorry, I'm busy shoving sand into my gaping maw"
Her: i can decompose at the speed of light ;)
Me: 😶😍
Girl:come over
Me:can’t I’m shoveling sand into my gaping mouth
Girl:my parents aren’t home
Me:I AM BECOME ONE WITH THE EARTH
Her: *posts picture of shovel knight*
Me: Y E S
The hell did I just witness
@@squarrot9355 how babies are made.
Scammer trying to trick a guy into giving him his credit card number
The guy: I AM ONE WITH THE EARTH
Yep... that's exactly what happened in the video.
noooo, really???
Dude if I was scamming someone and they said that I would give THEM my credit card number
Jake english really going downhill after he settled down in Earth C
Earthbenders' resolve is of steel, and they are thus very hard to fool. This man is a true hero to the Earth Kingdom.
I can't even imagine what it would be like if it was an actual person.
Genuine fear
Wait which one
@@coolguy-di1pq well theres the weird ai and then theres pretty much the best story for a horror movie villain which sounds worse
@@coolguy-di1pq the bot, obv
@@coolguy-di1pq yes.
I see you didn’t recover well after the production of Epithet Erased.
What do you mean?
This was hilarious
@@jakehildebrand1824 agreed this was fuckin fantastic
@@jakehildebrand1824 I think he means that Jello's character here was going insane
Damn I was gonna comment that
@@Xane875 oh... sounds about right
Alternative title: Jake English becomes one with earth as one of dirks robots flirts with him
Xitlaly Camacho what ever did happen to Dirks many ,many , MANY robots anyway😑🤷🏽♀️
confused misery they all went to the robot farm to live a happy robot life
From a DOOM fan
we’re talking about Homestuck 😑👋🏾
lil hal
OQGOQCAOQVWIW PLEASE I CAN'T
Imagine the guy that created the bot seeing this conversation
the programmer checking the conservation: _o_o_
Not sure which side would make them rethink life most.
I’d be hysterically laughing for 20 minutes
Literally came to leave the same comment.
bro wym thats not a bot
My head: Ok say something normal don't be weird.
Me: *Have you ever considered becoming sustenance for the beetles and ants?*
Cogniferous being normal is overrated of course xD
when i die
i dont want a casket
i want rot
become one with the soil
DO YOU HEAR ME
1 WITH THE SOIL
I AM SHOVELING SAND IN MY GAPING MOUTH'
WAITING FOR MY TIME TO COME
of course hopefully thats not in a long while
BUT
still
gravel fills my body
as i DIE BECOMING ONE WITH THE EARTH
FORESTS GROWING FROM MY FLESH
NEW LIFE SPROUTING FROM DEath
STONE DIRT WORMS FORMING FILING TAKING OVER
SAVING SOME OF THE WORLD
BY DYING
BUT I DONT WANT TO DIE
NOT YET
MAYBE WHEN IM LIKE 99 OR SOMETHING
BUT STIIIIIIL
NOTHING CHANGES
I WILL BE BARRIED LIKE OUR ANCESTORS LONG AGO
TREES SPROUTIN FROM MY CORPSE
ILL BE HAPPY
AS THE ROOTS RUN THROUGH MY BONES
NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT GREW THOSE TREES
THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE THERE
LIVING
BREATHING
AND IN HIS DEATH BECOMING ONE WITH THE SOIIIL
god im going on for a long time
ANYWAY
THE ROOTS THE SOIL THE SUN RAIN
ALL ON ME
A SMALL PART IN THIS VAST WORLD FILLED WITH LIFE
THE LIFE THAT WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
THE LOVE AND HEALING THE EARTH NEEDS
anyway thanks for listening to my TED talk
Wait that's not normal...
...That explains why I don't have any friends...
So, nobody is talking about how he has Hentai Haven open on another tab?
ok.
I’m curious about those 22216 AOL emails.
Who doesnt
sorry what the fu-
Everybody liked that
Everyone has a tab like that
I just can't stop imagining Jake English saying all that and that just makes the whole thing funnier
NYLA
Talking to a early version of AR
@@daveslamjam Ok breadstick Dave
i agree with you
I CHOKED ON MY FOOD (like I always do cause watching YT makes me hungry) LMAO
"Show me how fast you can decompose" is the perfect threat.
Jake English multi-aspecting as a Life and Doom player circa 2009.
XD
Candy foreshadowing.
YGFEYUHRF STOP NO HHFNGNNNNNGHBN
what jake is doin in homestuck ^2
bein a dilf
This entire interaction just has the aura of: "we can make a religion out of this."
Empyreous no don’t do that
I'd fucking never miss a day of church, all of the 3 days before I die from laughing my lungs out, then i get to join the earth, i guess.
Im using this video as inspiration for one of my DnD players patron who is a tree lmao
they were so busy on if they could they never thought of if they should
Ah, yes. Someone with TASTE.
Yes, I know this is from history of the entire world, I guess.
"Hey, we could make a religion out of this-"
"No don't."
I was literally thinking of this line at the end. ^_^
Dude, we both know it's already too late.
tis too late.
God bless history of the world I guess
Saltism
Jello: (doesn’t post for a month)
Also jello: BECOME ONE WITH THE WORLD
SHOW ME HOW FAST YOU CAN DECOMPOSE
My mouth is full of sand.
This is what he's doing instead of epithet erased
HELP ME ROT INTO THE EARTH
*the sun begins to rise*
"Gravel fills my body!"
*Gargoyles theme intensifies*
*DIES IRAAAE!*
Stellaxo134! Are you there!? Can you hear me!?
Jane: So-
Jake: SHOVEL SAND IN MY GAPING MOUTH
AR: (is the actual spambot)
TheShieldsMD Jane is a character from homestuck
@@julienhill6557 So is the autoresponder.
this was one of the doomed timelines
@@2-Way_Intersection We are all Dave, watching in disgust before turning back the clock.
This guy sounds like a RPG villian who is ready to kill every human on Earth, so that humanity may all be one with the soil again away from the machinations of coal and iron.
And then at the end it turns out he was able to fight off the hero's party with all their blessings and legendary equipment through the sheer force of his desire to see his dream fulfilled.
Well, in that case, it's time to fight back by deforestation!
So Sephiroth?
@@Styner09 Sort of, but Sephiroth really took it a step further by trying to become the LITERAL planet.
Doesn't sound so bad for a character to make hmm... I shall discuss this to my brothers of bone of wisdom and knowledge!!
I was concerned when some homestuck looking avatar popped up in my notifications and thought I could not be more concerned.
4 minutes later I was proven wrong
I thought "Oh boy what's going on with the god forsaken comic now"
@@nanodose me: you already have my soul, hussie! What more do you want?!
Yes same XD
@@logicaloverdrive8197 hussie: ur tears
Nano tec m
“shoveling sand into my gaping mouth” - JelloApocalypse, 2020
The hand
Oi Josuke! This girl just messaged me but I don't have a credit card... Maybe Shegeshi can help out?
That's Salticid for your information.
Ngl I mostly clicked this because of Homestuck.
Jake: _"Show me how fast you can decompose"_
Not disappointed.
CrownClown Creations same
What’s Homestuck?
Jamal Abusiam poor sweet summer child
The Jake profpic just makes everything better.
@@jamalabusiam1998 Trust me. You don't want to know. It'll consume your soul for all eternity.
Sand_eating_Jake_English, is official best Homestuck character
yes.
Why tf is this comment SO far down here
SandEating!Jake x Genderbent!Lil'Hal /j
This guy is literally me talking to any normal human being.
@nightingale
did mother nature take your verginity?
@@nightingale4460 tf are you doing here then lmao
diminie I have noooo idea.......
can relate
the voice acting catched the vibe of the guys message so well.
GG: Say, Jake?
GG: Not to cast doubt on your feelings, but are you quite sure all of Dirk's actions have been for the sake of courtship?
GT: shoveling sand into my gaping mouth
GG: You did say his robot was prone to assailing you, did you not?
GG: Is that really an affectionate gesture?
GT: gravel fills my body
GT: i am becoming one with the earth
GG: Oh.
HUEHUDUHSKUHSHDHIDIHDIH NOOOJDSISF
This Salticid guy sounds like a legend.
m.ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
It's almost poetic how Salticid's got Jake from Homestuck as their profile picture
ChaoticStupid pretty much. this seems like something jake and little hal would do
I thought his name was John?
@@Felix-wq2ec I guess you haven't reached that part of Homestuck yet...
@@thydokhanhpho489 bro spoilers D:
@@Felix-wq2ec John and Jake look very similar but they are different characters.
The fact the Jake English is the thumbnail scares me
Essenceful agreed
I don't even need to know anything about Homestuck to know this is an inside joke based off of one line said in passing that has taken a new life on its own.
Justas Homestuck here. That sounds about right.
Another homestuck here.
Nah
As a person who read Homestuck once after it was finished: Wot?
nope, the guy just happened to have a Jake English pfp, this isn't based on anything from the comic lol
Though it’s not actually homestuck related outside the profile pic, it feels like it could be.
I love how all of the comments on this video are either homestuck or not it's amazing.
m.ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html
@@goofyahhdog8183 thanks for the random video link, pretty sure this is a bot
@@mothhuuny human become detroit
@@goofyahhdog8183 man you must have no hobbies huh
@@mothhuuny yeah I do
I love how this is your way of returning after a month, with this random person trying to give you a virus and you just talking about eating dirt
“Show me how fast you can decompose!” Sounds like a strange and fantastic threat.
Right next to “I will turn your ashes into diamond dust and snort it on your tombstone”
TL:DR: Guy in bad pyjamas says that he wants to eat sand to a scambot
y o u a g a i n
only someone with a rose pfp would spell pajamas like that
@@pkcat1 too true
eyep 😑
are you the justin y of homestuck
This is Jake English if he was left on the island alone.
r c you mean canon Jake
@@brndern Movies are company
Literally
this is what he did before Sburb.
OH WAIT
okay Saltcid's pfp is homestuck that's explains a lot of stuff
Came for the Homestuck.
Stayed for the *GREAT GLORY OF THE EARTH WHAT IT SHALL OFFER!*
fuck homestuck
Genuinely no idea what your talking about
@@zefr3234 Ok Homestuck pfp
@@vriskaserket2049 whoosh
imagine liking homesick in current year
I was doing yard work with my little siblings where they would bring me sod & I had recently seen this video at the time so to make things more fun everytime they delivered me more I would pretend to be the 'Dirt Wizard' and would talk like in this video and paraphrase/quote it & say things like "yes dirt for the dirt wizard this pleases me the worms shall be thankful" & shit.
*HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED BECOMING SUSTENANCE FOR THE BEETLES AND THE ANTS?*
*NO I HAVE NOT, TELL ME MORE*
I am incredibly offended. The fact that stellaxo (very real lady) would imply that there is anything spicier than lending your life force to the neverending cycle of decay and rebirth is simply impossible.
I CLICKED ON THIS BECAUSE OF JAKE AND IM NOT DISAPPOINTED THIS IS HILARIOUS
ty steinwachs Jake English is basically that one idiotic friend but it’s actually funny.
and i read your comment because of dib and i am not disappointed there was Homestuck involved
(When you only like for the profile pic)
I saw you were at 412 upvotes. I did my duty, happy 413th. :D
SAME lmao
I love how every time the bot puts a emoji/emoticon it gets more corrupted every time it’s mentioned
girl: flirts
salticid: **p L a N t S**
1:14 “You say Run” really does go with everything
Holy shit
“sHOW ME HOW FAST YOU CAN DECOMPOSE”
"L-look at you, hacker, sho-shoveling sand into you-your gaping mouth-th!"
I love that Godot’s theme is used for this
stellaxo134: **trying to get him to give his card information**
salticid: I AM BECOMING ONE WITH THE EARTH
I love how the profile picture was a God Teir Jake English.
Join me in the ground we will coalesce into the soil together. Stone dirt and worms , clay salt and new life springing from our rotten flesh we will grow a forest from our bodies. Show us how fast u can decompose . Tell me you,have you ever connected with our lands.have you ever considered becoming sustenance for the Beatles and ants the roots and trees twining through your bones ,seeds will grow filling our empty hearts , new ,green,shoots unsufering the sunlight bakes the dirt.the rains fall. Noonknows what lies beneath we will live again through nature no longer confined to theses human bodies. Are you there do you here me help me sink into the mud of the forest.
I can't wait for you to join me
I read this out loud in a ally way. Thank you for this script
Commenting so I can return
"sustenance for the Beatles"
@@astuckraccoonwithaphoneand2876
Did you do it while literally hovering and t-posing over the nearest homeless person as the nearby lights, slowly, one by one, shattered into dust; plunging the ally into darkness?
@@blarg2429 did he stutter
The homestuck pfp makes it more cursed
Very cur- hang on.
w I n K
"Shoveling sand into my gaping mouth. gravel fills my body. I A M B E C O M I N G O N E W I T H T H E E A R T H !"
help as a jake kinnie this feels like a personal attack djfkfnffn
thats because you are being attacked
Me: So... what's your religion about?
Jello: *Shows me the video and the power of nature
Me: I'm interested.
Edit: Wow so many likes, I never got so many in a comment.
Fill me in that gravel too
@@bakibaki4663
Begone, anti vaxxer
Well I’m already catholic and Bionicle so I cannot join any more religions.
This is literally my favorite UA-cam video
came here because of Jake and i was not disappointed, slow clap
I came here because of a Jake also
You did not have to go so hard.. but I didn't know I needed the essence, the fertilizer, the waves of vitality from all the manure and crumbling calcium. What depth and wonderous heaps of guggling wisdom. Yes. I feel it now. I sense the call of the breathing mud. My place awaits my silhouette.
The amount of joy this gives me is immense, especially when The Crystal Chamber starts playing at the end.
God I can’t wait until the bots figure out how to respond to invitations to eat dort
The fact that Godot's theme is playing in the background is killing me and I have no idea why
Wow I never expected Homestuck to be on this channel
I am sure jelloapaocalypse knows what homestuck is by now
My guy really just became an avatar of The Corruption
Everyone: hey jello what’s up with epithet erased
Jello: 0:31
Still waiting for the "So this is basically homestuck"
Fuck yeah a 100 likes I'm glad we are this much weirdos
Aren't we all
This video is what you were waiting for
*no don't*
I'm waiting for its comment section :)
That guy had way too much fun coming up with a monologue about dirt
Nobody:
Jake English: "I AM BECOMING ONE WITH THE EARTH!!!"
Def something Jake would say
I bet at some point Jake did eat dirt ,considering how much brobot kicked his ass 🤦🏽♀️
I don’t think he’s dense enough
infinityHeart TM
idk in the beginning he really was. like intentionally
YES WE SHALL ALL BECOME ONE WITH THE EARTH
JOIN ME IN THE GROUND
HELP ME SINK INTO THE MUD OF THE FOREST
WE SHALL BE FEASTED UPON BY NATURE, AND THUS WE SHALL BECOME NATURE!
Help me ROT INTO THE EARTH
Scared me for a second, I thought it was a So Basically Homestuck-type thing rofl
This guy should make his own spam bots telling others to sacrifice themselves to the earth and eat dirt
Imagine if this was a real girl though
I m a g I n e
@@namdraws A real girl could always be parking otherw into thinking that , you never know.
That "Minor" statement, this with the wink is really creepy...
"Yay! a hot gu-"
Me: STOP. i already know ur a spambot. pls just leave.
i came expecting homestuck. i was pleasantly surprised
oh my god i thought that was my comment lmao
Oh No ! More dead DAVES !!!!😆👋🏾
Druid continually fails charima check rolls
jake with dirt in his mouth on top of the angelic light and dramatic atlantis music always fucking gets me at the end whenever this video pops into my feed
I have no idea what I was expecting going into this video but it wasn’t this.
It’s a masterpiece
You can imagine this as so many different people: Jello, Jake, or any BNHA character lol I want more of these please lololol
So homestuck basically
I was like "why is there homestuck in my feed???"
This goes from subtle horror to dumpster comedy its giving me whiplash I love it
Love how Jake is the one talking to this bot, that is so like him. Also make a This Is Basically HomeStuck?
This sound like how Jake would talk to Blue Females in a Nutshell 🤦🏽♀️
we need a so this is basically homestuck
The first time i read through this it was an experience and a half. Now, seeing it in video form, I relive that experience with the exact visuals it was always meant to have. Truly this is a video worth decomposing to.
I can't help but admit the fact that this is now my Jake voice headcanon,thabk you so much,Jello Man
The choice of Fragrance of Dark Coffee is so class
hearing that song in the background after finishing trials and tribulations made me laugh my ass off and cry tears of pain
1:14 You Say Run really does go with everything
That Jake pic makes me want a So This is Basically Homestuck.
dude iv watched this a while ago, and have been looking for it ever since! finally!! amazing vid
Dirt ,sand ,and gravel these are the ingredients of the earth when combined together...
*ThEy BeCoMe OnE wItH tHe EaRtH!!!*
I'll be honest, i thought this was gonna be Jake English singing about a girl talking to him
Even after two years this Cracks me up