Frosted Glass Toilet Stall Ruins My Day
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Everybody gangsta til its time to use a public toilet
Nah imy chillin when I use a public bathroom. I just sit there turn up my phone volume and watch a video and everyone turns around
What's up with the "everyone's gangster til [add situation here] comments?
I shit behind a porter potty at a soccer game it smelled too bad.
When I shit in public bathrooms I don't flush
Nitelynx everyone turns around? What do you mean
"come on in!" Is the BEST response to somebody knocking on a stall door lmao
James Black holy shit I’m gonna start doing that
Come on in. Oh no not that phrase 👀
That's a very bad idea. Some people will try to come in.
Homosexicle i’ll piss on their leg
Just open the door
Imagine being a fan of the h3 podcast...and then seeing them review a picture of you taking a shit through a foggy glass.
Thank you for the appreciation.
Fun Fact: This comment was made while on a public toilet.
Lmao
Would you ever admit that it was you though?
saw this and died. that would be awsome lol
this the best shit i seen all day
@@theoregonguy U kidding me!? This would be my ticket into the podcast! XD
Looks like me after my parents yelled at me and I'm in the bathroom crying
Pussy
When you accidentally run over your pet squirrel so run into your bathroom and start crying
Charles Smith chill bro
Oh dang...
Lol wtf?
And I thought the crack between the door and the stall was bad, yikes!
we had an almost 2" gap between the door and wall at work. And this was a new bathroom. I complained and it got fixed. I worded the complaint about the lock not able to latch on, due to the gap.
you can see him through the wall better than through the crack
Tom Servo Oh my god dude, that’s my worst nightmare. Who tf would design something solely made for privacy and leave gaps like that?
ShweSuckDick DoneSoyGay
How much time you do in there?
Thank god I’m in Germany, we don’t have stalls like that!
Did I just watch over 16 minutes of adult men ranting about a toilet stall?
He speaks fax that’s why u stayed
That's basically adulthood.
Näin taisi käydä.
Yes and it was HILARIOUS!
Voihan Viineri adult men and adult woman!
“Bro she’s 12” dude I wasn’t ready for that
I have been to hotels, especially in Europe, where they have frosted doors in the actual hotel rooms. I've had to share rooms with people and whenever we had to use the toilet we would ask each other to leave. Berlin, I'm looking at you.
Haven't ever had this experience in Berlin/Germany. What kind of Hotels do you go to goddamn
I've never heard of 2 people shitting at the same time in a single hotel room, what planet are y'all on?
Athens Greece had this too 😒
Really.. I didn't know these even existed... Never seen them in Finland...
Yup I stayed at a hotel in New York with my fiancé and they had this set up in the rooms. Nothing hotter than trying to sneak a dump with your fiancé in the room which was basically open to the bathroom area
"It cushions the shit" is the funniest way I've heard water tension being explained hahaha
He's not talking about water tension ... He's talking about the paper.
Nick Coad the paper breaks the water tension so it doesn’t bloop you in the butthole :)
@@DavidHanks90 I don't think the toilet paper breaks the water tension. I think the toilet paper sits on top of the water and spreads out the force of the incoming chocolate drop so as to utilize the surface tension of the water to maximum effect.
John Spencer as long as I don’t get water on the poo schute, sure. Whatever way it works.
@@DavidHanks90 the worst is when u drain the main vein then realize you have to deuce as well so the water is already filled with pee when it splashes
❎ -Ghost stories with Chris- ❎
✅ Bathroom stories with Chris ✅
Didn’t age well either
"It cushions the shit" is the best quote I've heard in a while. Great moves, Ethan. Keep it up, proud of you.
Thanks Ethan for teaching us how to make a "shit nest".
I did that once at work, I felt like a genius when it worked.
I really thought everyone knew about this lol
IT CUSHIONS THE SHIT
I’ve been using the splash prevention tactic for years, it’s a real pro move
can you explain it? I missed that part
I’ve done this every shit I’ve taken for the last 15 years. I’m glad I am not the only one.
nah, what you do to avoid the splash is you move over and angle so you don't hit the water and your shit leaves chunky skids on it's journey down the side of the bowl, then you don't flush so the next lucky patron gets to enjoy your artwork.
Mick .... so take a shit at a 45 degree angle to have one ass cheek smeared in doodoo.. solely for artwork? Mate count me in
@@purvy7240 not to mention the sound reduction
Gotta get that landing pad to protect from Poseidon’s kiss
“Bro, she was 12”
FBI:😂🤨🤔🤭
This aged really well
@@ethanscheiber why
@@joaco743 google Chris Delia allegations
@@ethanscheiber or very poorly depending on if you're Chris Delia or not
Didn't age well haha
I like the Chris guy. You guys should invite him more often. Lmao, Ethan was fed up with him defending scrappy behavior.
Light Shadow he has his own podcast y’know. It’s called congratulations. Dude is hilarious.
lol, the Chris guy. Like he's some nobody
It's actually his 2nd appearance on the H3 podcast
Rheyza who is he then smart ass
This did not age well
This was one of the best highlights I’ve seen from you guys
Just the very first few seconds of the video when it’s silent for a few seconds because everyone’s studying the image and then all the sudden Chris is like “What-What??” meanwhile Ethan is cheering, already made me love this highlight.
PablitoCabrera Oh yea both those stories had me tearing up from laughing
This is a highlight? Im glad i dont know who these guys are then....
Vicariousleigh Don’t know why you’d say that, this was really funny.
Vicariousleigh Well everyone has their own humor and such, to each their own. Do you like Joe Rogan at all? You might like his podcast more, but it’s UA-cam there is a lot of good content to find and choose from to watch.
"That's not gangster bro, that's li-"
"Nah that's gangster"
😂😂😂
I can’t even imagine how embarrassing that would be
“I’m so paranoid that I even have to practice in my head” while performing king fu moves with her arms. Haha 😂
Man idk if it's just me but Hila has really opened up and is very involved and having a great time. Not that she never did but she shows it alot more and that makes me happy for her. Chris is fucking hilarious and super chill though so maybe that's why or her having a kid idk but it's great 😁
Yeah she's always super involved in the Chris episodes, if you know what I mean. Her attraction for him is blatantly obvious.
I agree. Good for her.
5:15 'Guy flushed 13 times' = somebody hiding the sound of their lighter flick while they smoke crack; 90% chance.
Mud butt 10% chance.
What's mud butt
@@petergeramin7195 whatd you think
Peter Geramin when someone doesn’t wipe probably
That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well, not necessarily crack but definitely hiding the sound of a lighter flick
Mud butt is runny poop
Thank GOD that these weren't the stalls when Dr. Disrespect filmed in the bathroom.
Wouldnt have stopped him
I know. I just would hate him getting banned longer. That month was boring on Twitch. haha @@woodyjones5725
forsenWC
"Come back with a warrant" is the right way to deal with bathroom stall knockers
6:02 i love the way he says “i’m only shittin”
It got stuck in my head while i was at work and laughed my ass off for a solid 10 minutes
He probably was satisfied when that tiny girl came in. Seems to be his MO.
"Cant contract anything from a toilet seat" Ethan clearly has never read about Staphylococcus.
Legit got crabs from a porta potty on the jobsite ... gf thought I was cheating
I got a nasty UTI when I was a kid from a park bathroom toilet. Those steel ones that they never ever clean right. Nobody believed me either. The doctor said “that’s impossible” when I clearly remember details that cement that possibility. I’ll spare you lol.
Some STDs you can legitimately get, assuming you go in right after another person
@@nokiot9 let me guess a friend pushed you into the urinal and an intimate connection was made with the stainless steel
@NotAPolarBear Is the toilet going to pay child support?
I have had literal nightmares where I needed to use the bathroom and the stalls looked like that so I couldn't go and woke up in a sweat. AND somehow, someone thought that was a good design!?
I hope the photographer remembered to turn off the shutter sound.
Wtf is a “coffee bean” as a place?
Lmfao “one-eyed eye contact”
I'd like to know as well
a coffee shop
The Coffee Bean is a coffee shop, like Starbucks.
How dumb can you be, use some common sense
"the Metamucil changed my life." - Hila Klein 2019
Ever since corporate had these installed at the home office, they are saving 65% on toilet paper costs in the men's room. Unfortunately, toilet paper costs have gone up 16, 420% in the women's room as the female employees are using toilet paper as drapes over the three walls of the stall.
I don't sit on the toilet seat at all
I squat instead.
SLAV 100
I can’t do that
You're a goddamn animal.
Squatting makes your shit splash even more.
You're literally spreading your shit all over the toilet.
CallMeShirley that’s something crit1kal’s calves would say
@@nercksrule that's why you put toilet paper in the toilet bowl first. To minimise splashes.
I have long legs so whenever I use a broken stall I keep the door closed
'This has to be the Dominican Republik, there's no way this isn't the Dominican Republik. I 100% think this is the Dominican Republik because look at those Dominican Republik shorts from the Dominican Republik. Why would the Dominican Republik do this? Can someone verify if this the Dominican Republik place is actually the Dominican Republik? The Dominican Republik is off the chains!'
untrue
I'm not from the usa but when I went there, I noticed that alot of public bathroom stalls had gaps between the doors and stalls about a centimeter wide and you could fully see in there where the door was closed
6:43 “You have a good track record.” - Ethan
This must be the best joke Ethan has made and it went over their heads.. 😂
Yeah what's the bloody joke
14:54 lol whattt!!!??? I've never got a chunk of shit on my hand. What are u talking about😂😂
Oh My God! This reminded me of when i was in denmark. I was staying in a hotel where there was a GIANT window from the shower to the bedroom! and it wasn't even frosted glass 😂 there was four of my friends, 3 dudes and one girl sleeping in the room! and i'm telling you showering was really awkward 😂
Had this in Embassy Suites Niagara Falls Canada Side, but it had a shutter. Still though.
oh jesus this clip aged HORRIBLY
all you need is 2 sheets, just make sure its attached to the bowl too, never splash
I'm guessing the reason for this is to discourage people from doing drugs in the stalls.
i would still do drugs in these stalls if i still did drugs. just to spite the dumb asses who think these are acceptable/a good idea.
I heard from another comment that rehab places have them so people can’t sneakily do drugs
This is my worst nightmare. I hate using public toilets and have never even pooped in one. Ever! I always imagine people listening to me and my bowels literally will not work. I apparently have some sort of toilet syndrome. I couldn't fathom people being able to see me on the pot.
Sometimes I try extra hard so people can hear me fart. I want them all to feel embarased. Its soo good!
@@martinhorvat7654 You're killing me..
@Private Notitia Omfg, no! Why?!
@Private Notitia
Eh people like you are y i keep pepper sprsy on my key chain let me catch someone doing that while I'm trying to piss ill fill their face and dick with it
I used to be the exact same. Sadly, there comes a point sometimes where you HAVE to... Sadly.
I love how they talk about these topics with Chris
I only poop in public restrooms, save money on TP dawg
If your fr thats gangster
You can thank the junkies for the frosted glass stalls. It keeps them from shooting up in there.
You can literally just put a fluorescent blue light to stop them from seeing their veins
This makes my day so much better. I love being that guy ripping that turd all over. I just love making awful noises and smells while someone is stuck in there trying to do the same. If they could see me struggling to get that joint out?! I’d be smiling all day.
I was at the Minneapolis Airport and while I'm in the stall, I looked to my right and there was dry caked doo doo on the stall wall... Someone wrote next to it "
ETHAN MAN, HILA BEB, YOURE DOING AWESOME. WE LOVE YOU! STAY TRUE, STAY YOU, KEEP BRINGING THE GOODS!
That’s called “The Casper” you done shitted a ghost, no wiping necessary!
Those are the best, you wipe and check the paper. It's all clean, I'm like WOW! really?
I wish all of them would be this easy!
I had this creepy dream where there was no stall to do your business in and it was exposed. It was a disgusting bathroom and no privacy!!! This video reminded me of that.
8:51 this is legit the same shit that happens to me any time I try and make a stand over something I'm a little TOO passionate about
The worst part about this is that he uses light mode on reddit.
Mac Matheson nah, reddit is the only app I use dark mode on because it’s just an inherently better way to use reddit.
Mac Matheson I tend to get more battery use when I’m in dark mode and scrolling on reddit for extended periods of time. It’s also just more convenient to transition from a dark screen to a dark room if I’m up late on reddit.
Mac Matheson wdym?
make sure you guys close the cabinet i know you left it open after getting a snack
splash guard is essential even at home
Ethan needs to look at that public bathroom with the one way mirrors in london.
You mean to tell me you guys simply wipe the stagnant piss away? I Lysol the toilet seat everytime.
Yes,I walk around with Lysol.
That's dangerous levels of bacterial phobia
Exactly! that is very unsanitary I use napkins and lots of hand soap on the seat when I don’t have any disinfectant, then I cover the seat with lots of covers, and another thing I hate to see is when people dash pass the sink after they done its mind boggling to see how many people don’t wash they hands on their way out.
@@OmnipotentSaiyan dude it's not that dangerous to sit on the seat
When it comes to public toilets I’m a germaphobe I’ve seen some nasty toilets before 😂
Once i was in a public bathroom and there was only one stall and i was in it with locked doors and after a few seconds a man entered and tryed to open the door, but it was locked and he stopped and i felt awkward then he literally turned the lock and opened and then he looke surprised when he saw me and it was SUPER awkward.
I'm dying I always wipe the seat then put a landing pad of toilet paper because I'm terrified of splash back.
I actually do the same as Ethan, it is the best thing to do
Holy fuck the splashing water killed me🤣 putting toilet paper makes it quieter too so no one here’s the logs droppin😂😂
Isn’t that invading privacy though? Because you can clearly see a person so that’s technically invading privacy regardless of the glass
Occular trespassing?
16:04 Chris is having an existential moment.
Right now I’m in Athens with my family and our hotel room has a frosted glass shower and toilet...
This entire clip had me laughing my ass off *ba dum tss*. Thanks for the smiles
My friend has exploded diarrhea in a foggy paned glass unit but the fogginess did not mask the fall out nor the aroma and therefore these are impractical for use at buffet restaurants
The story of the old man not wiping his ass gave Chris "dead eyes" by the end of the clip.
The "going female toilet room" story because males room was locked is total bs. How is the males room locked, if they are like rooms for multiple toilets?
Probably being cleaned or something who cares lol.
Or the all the stalls are taken
I had this idea a while ago: glass toilet and tub. Completely see through! Think of the consequences!!!
Also, a shower curtain that has see through strips only chest and pelvis height.
I always wipe down that shit even in my own house
“I looked at her and i said-“
*ad starts* “-they should be playing a spinner on this pitch!”
we had these in our PRESCHOOL
I feel like Chris is thinking, "this is a lame ass conversation. "
Dude looks like he's seriously questioning the life choices that led him to have to take a shit on a toilet behind a frosted glass in a public restroom.
I absolutely hate public toilets. I once went 8 days without taking a sh!t because the plumbing went down while on vacation. I dont know how I did it especially since i was eating a ton.
I like that Chris guy. He's funny & chilled. 👍
ive never felt so much empathy while still laughing in my life
If I had to go so bad that I used an invisible toilet I would examine my diet.
All you need is 1 peice to break the surface tension of the water
Thank you Ethan.
Finally someone else I know exists in this world; placing TP into the bowl to cushion ya shit (zero splash). My man *fist bump*
I had been holding in my shit an entire day when I was a kid. Coincidentally we also went swimming and at the place we were there were showers with stalls. You put quarters in them and you got to shower for like 5-30 min I don't remember. I couldn't hold it in anymore once the warm water hit me, so I took a shit in the shower, I did it in the corner so it wouldn't block the drain. It was a huge shit. Nobody would have suspected a kid for shitting that monster out. Poor cleaning lady that had to clean that SHIT up.
i could not get through the first 2 minutes without fucking DYING
Brooo I been onto that public poop method😭😭clean ass clean mind
This wouldn’t be a problem if you just poop in the shower and push it down with your toes
waffle-stomping is the way to go
Jon, it hurts my man
If you were my kid and I caught you doing that I'd rub your nose in it and beat you with my shoe
Jessie B then I’d poop in ur shoes and push it down with my toes
True gangster
This is better than being force-fed Oliver Tree.
2:39 "oH mY gOd"
Why, Ila, do you think dry paper removes any bacteria...?
I went to a school that was so bad that all the stalls were removed for safety... Had to take shits with 20+ people trying to do the same thing in between classes.
Literally watched three people talking about shitting for 16 minutes and I have absolutely no regrets
lol...this brings back a funny memory. one time i was at a mall that only had one bathroom working and I had to take take a piss so bad. I ran to the bathroom but the stall was being used and the urinal was not working and had a plastic bag over it. I asked the guy if he was going to be long he wouldn't respond so I just started peeing in the urinal and I forgot it was covered. I couldn't stop once I started and the piss ran down the urinal into the stall I could hear the guy screaming and I'll I could say was sorry guy and I ran out before he could wipe his ass and the funniest part was he was wearing sandals.
Imagine the classic movie cliche where someone runs into a bathroom stall to hide from a serial stalker/bad guy. Now, imagine them running into this place. "Gotta hide. Gotta hide." *runs into bathroom* "Are you fu..ing kidding me?!"
Nah, when the public toilet water splashes on the sack😖
The Budweiser building where I live has shiny black floors in the bathroom. It’s practically a mirror. You can see everything the person next to you is doing. It’s horrifying 😫😫😫
Chris and H3= Friends Forev
they might have put frosted glass to stop people from shooting up smak
Lol even the cleanest bathrooms got some gunk on the bottom
So many clips and podcasts are now unrewatchable. Which is probably a good reminder that I need to find something to do with my time.
If somebody knocks on the door say, "who is it?" That usually makes people very uncomfortable.
this comment has me fuckin dyin right now lmaoooo
I say, come in.
You the man
@@happyhammer1 Hahahahaa. I've actually done that before too! But only once because the weirdo actually came in!
I laughed so hard at this 🤣
wait.. I thought the most common strategy to reduce splashing was to shit on your hand and then dropping it gently into the bowl
project 2501 omg 😭😭
You don’t? Weirdo...
just shit your pants
fre439 yeah then casually drop it through the pant leg while pretending to be on the phone
Just shit standing up on the toilet
1:27 1:32 *Ethan's laugh sounds like he's leveling up.*
Guido Mista This is such an underrated comment.
😂😂😂
Or hes really a sim from sims 2
His victory screen sounds when his character wins in smash hoahoa HOWWWW
thanks Guido, yade yade yade
Man I wish they'd play music in public bathrooms so it'd be less awkward.
You'd love Japan then. There's an option to play privacy sounds like running water.
@@scottianson384 yeah, i probably would love Japan!!!
I've been to places where they do, ITS SO MUCH BETTER
Death metal in w.c
Takin a shit listening to birds chirping and keygen techno BLASTING would be the dream