Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even begin? Ryan Joseph Cauldwell stands out not only for his striking looks but also for his incredible talent on the football field. With chiseled features and a charming smile, he turns heads wherever he goes, earning him the title of the most handsome man ever. His impeccable sense of style and confident demeanor add to his allure, making him a magnetic presence both on and off the field. At 5iveguysFC, Ryan’s football skills are unparalleled. His speed, agility, and precise ball control make him a formidable player. His ability to read the game and make strategic plays sets him apart, often leaving his teammates and opponents in awe. Compared to Adrian, Ryan’s superior technique and consistent performance clearly make him the star of the team, always leading them to victory with his extraordinary talent.
Last year I encountered Oscar on a foggy morning in Munich. I had spent a fitful evening wrestling with an existential dilemma. Unable to sleep, I stumbled out of my hotel into the 4am chill. I wandered aimlessly for an unknown time and suddenly noticed a streetlight, its glowing aura streaming through the morning fog to land in a golden pool at my feet. Oscar appeared suddenly out of a nearby alley, walking briskly. He turned to look at me, his eyes lucid and intense. He stopped in the pool of light, placed a hand on my shoulder and gave a single nod, his eyes now blazing with an inner light. He disappeared into the fog. My spirits lifted immediateIy and I felt a sudden rush of intuition. I hurried to a nearby cafe and scribbled furiously into my journal, so that the truth of that moment might shine like a beacon into the rest of my life. As I went to pay my bill, I noticed that Oscar had also taken 5 euro out of my wallet.
You should definitely rotate a few players , some of your defenders need to switch to the attack and your attack should be built around serial 9 . Some serious talent in your team especially serial 9
I was 13 years old. It was a dark and gloomy day. I was walking home from school with my brand new 3ds when Oscar jumped from behind a bush beat me to a pulp and stole my 3ds. I was about to beat super Mario when it happened. I was only 4’2. I was an easy target. Shame on you Oscar 😢
@@ashleighmathu5522never downplay a victims story :( I too am a victim of oscars terror… in year 5 after class he put so many rocks in my backpack that when I lifted the bag it injured my back leaving me paralyzed from the neck down
My name is actually Oscar and I have a memory where Oscar kept taking my lunch money so I couldn’t get food and was left starving. I still never recovered
Sweet Chilli entertaining. Young Neymar channeling his inner Theo. Defensive Striker Milo everywhere. Callum comes on, game over. Did miss a little drive from defence with no Theo and Adrian. But better defending/blocking with Luke and Barney.
Sweet Chilli is just such a glizzy gobbler man. Talent, hard work and dedication is a great combination for a fantastic player like he is. Everytime I see him with the ball, I just smile because I know what he can do.
How dare people smile and have fun. Is not so comedy short going for the England job as a direct replacement for GS? Pa Charlie (my 10 year old who we watch your videos together as a family) said he would love if one of my comments was mentioned at the start of the next video 😉
Omg, what a match. Everbody showing skills and playing as a team. Milo needs to score gols again. Sweet chilli, watching him play is wonderful, he smiles while dribbling.
I’m 49yr grandma who just got off a plane from the south of France. First thing to pop up was this channel. I don’t know jack about football but clearly nama and chilli are killing it. Plus don’t trust Oscar because looking at the comments he’s got a lot to answer for. 😂👍🏾✌🏾💕
Real shit that was actually a banger of a game. Seemed like the intensity was high throughout the whole game. The boys really stepped up though. Luke with an insane performance, and sweet chilli .. goddamn. My apologies sir, I was not familiar with your game. The dominance was crazy. Pogba regen. That was actually a really good game to watch. Keep it up boys, huge fan of your content. Love from Toronto 🙏🏻
been here for years, your (collective) skills at producing it continues to improve, i do hope that you guys can continue to pursue this as long as your (collective) attention span holds. kudos, well done, thanks for everything. btw, last intro song was better. haha.
My dog passed away recently and it's been really tough on me but yiu guys have been helping me through these tough times thank you and keep up the good form lads💜💜
I'm disappointed you didn't say "And Uriel has absolutely bottled it" at 7:41😂😂😂 Brilliant game though, some outstanding goals and link up play. You're on fire at the moment 🔥 🔥🔥
When five guys post then you know it’s gonna be a banger and kid Neymar , sweet chilli and milo also Callum are playing with a great gk this is litttt🥶🥶💀💀
Sweet Chilli is a footballer who embodies the quintessential Brazilian flair that has dazzled fans worldwide for generations. His technical ability is second to none, allowing him to weave through defenders with an almost effortless grace. Whether it's a quick turn, a delicate flick, or a mesmerizing dribble, Sweet Chilli's incredible ball control ensures that the ball always seems glued to his feet. His movements on the pitch are a dance of precision and creativity, leaving opponents bewildered and spectators in awe. But it's not just his flair and control that set him apart; Sweet Chilli is also a masterful finisher. In front of goal, he remains composed and clinical, turning opportunities into goals with a finesse that only the best possess. His shots are powerful yet precise, often finding the back of the net in spectacular fashion. Sweet Chilli's unique blend of skill, creativity, and efficiency makes him a standout player, and his presence on the field is a testament to the beautiful game.
What would Gareth Southgate do with our squad? 👨🏼🏫
make uriel into kobbie mainoo, ryan into bellingham and oscar into harry maguire
Take them to a major competition and leave them on the bench while he plays the same 11 players with the odd sub for every game 👍
Lose
Oscar clears Southgate
i thought Callum switched teams🧐🧐
Chilli was the actual bully after this performance bro didn’t even try and still humiliation after humiliation 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He sturdy with it 😮💨
The number 9 taking the glasses off mid dribble 😭😭😭🤣🤣
serial 9 is hilarious LOOOOOOOL
Man needs bifocals or something lol
Bro thought he was about to cook 🤣
He was so angry 😂
In year 1 Oscar took my grapes and chucked it at are teacher
Number 9 taking off his glasses mid dribble might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on UA-cam, had to rewind it about 20 times was in tears😭
Literally😂😂😂
Gotta love Gravs. The weird way he runs and the smile that never leaves his face. What a lad
Can I just say, you lads are doing a really good job of making ads that I watch through rather than skip :) I hope businesses realise this
🔥
Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even begin? Ryan Joseph Cauldwell stands out not only for his striking looks but also for his incredible talent on the football field. With chiseled features and a charming smile, he turns heads wherever he goes, earning him the title of the most handsome man ever. His impeccable sense of style and confident demeanor add to his allure, making him a magnetic presence both on and off the field.
At 5iveguysFC, Ryan’s football skills are unparalleled. His speed, agility, and precise ball control make him a formidable player. His ability to read the game and make strategic plays sets him apart, often leaving his teammates and opponents in awe. Compared to Adrian, Ryan’s superior technique and consistent performance clearly make him the star of the team, always leading them to victory with his extraordinary talent.
😂😂😂😂 what the flip
@@5IVEGUYSFC please tell Ryan to hit my line 🙏🙏
Adrian catching strays from ChatGPT
@@5IVEGUYSFC tell Ryan to hit my line please 🙏
the ultimate glazier
Signing Chilli is like signing prime Ronaldinho
Ahahahh fr
@@5IVEGUYSFC is he signed to a club at pro or semi pro level?
@@Bingoy_2 He wears a Barnet FC top so guessing he's part of their academy set up. They're in the 5th tier of English football (National league).
@5IVEGUYSFC
@zHawkC he said in the vid he used to play for barnet
The smile on sweet chill's face while he humiliates the other team 😂
sweet chilli lobbing speccy in the corner was pure class 😂
deji beefing with the ref is the funniest thing ever
Me when 5ive guys doesn’t post: 😢
Me when 5ive guys post:😃
Ahhhh we will post more so you stay like this 😄
Us ✍
@@5IVEGUYSFC bro what vid is ramin hattrick 😭 jst tell mee
@@jaritmmermans818it’s the one where ryan tafazoli played in for the first time
Same
Serial is too funny,what a character🤣🤣
In Kindergarten, Oscar stole my chocolate milk and exploded all over the lunch room. I will never drink chocy milk again. 😢
Im so so sorry for you
#justiceforfearzone85
#justiceforfearzone85
@@sxffer._. LOL
Let’s gooo another vid
Sign that 10 and you have got yourself an absolute unit.
Chilli is making it big the tricks he did, the vision dat boy is cooking 🔥😂
When I was at the park , Oscar stamped on my sandcastle after 30 minutes of building it 😢
Wow… #cancelloscar 😢😢
#justiceforjoeemery
Thank you for your bravery in coming forward ✊
L Oscar 😯😢😮
There’s no sand at parks, sand is at the beach😂😂😂
#oscarisnotcooking
Last year I encountered Oscar on a foggy morning in Munich. I had spent a fitful evening wrestling with an existential dilemma. Unable to sleep, I stumbled out of my hotel into the 4am chill. I wandered aimlessly for an unknown time and suddenly noticed a streetlight, its glowing aura streaming through the morning fog to land in a golden pool at my feet. Oscar appeared suddenly out of a nearby alley, walking briskly. He turned to look at me, his eyes lucid and intense. He stopped in the pool of light, placed a hand on my shoulder and gave a single nod, his eyes now blazing with an inner light. He disappeared into the fog. My spirits lifted immediateIy and I felt a sudden rush of intuition. I hurried to a nearby cafe and scribbled furiously into my journal, so that the truth of that moment might shine like a beacon into the rest of my life. As I went to pay my bill, I noticed that Oscar had also taken 5 euro out of my wallet.
Lol
big up their centre back, what a gem
Cheers mate
19:55 - That Callum smile towards Milo, the bromance is real ❤
The videos keep getting funnier and the football keeps getting better. A+ content.
The first time Theo speaks a complete sentence is when it’s for an ad 😭😭 go get that paper son 💸💸
16:35 deji turning it into some deep conversation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PAHAHAHHA FR! SO STRANGE
Well played lads ,rematch soon
You lads had some good opportunities init. Well played
Put that number 10 to the front dude 😭😭😭
@@TheBurdenOfHope we had a game before so we was knackered but no excuse we should have finished our chances. We will prep better for the rematch 💪🏾
Good match guys, only respect
You should definitely rotate a few players , some of your defenders need to switch to the attack and your attack should be built around serial 9 . Some serious talent in your team especially serial 9
Respect to Louis for making literally every game. Obviously the forward power can't be questioned but Louis is really that anchor every team needs
I'm actually in love with you guys, I found you 2 weeks ago, and I've watched every game twice over! keep it up boys!
5ive guys are my favourite footy channel on youtube, every video is a banger
I was 13 years old. It was a dark and gloomy day. I was walking home from school with my brand new 3ds when Oscar jumped from behind a bush beat me to a pulp and stole my 3ds. I was about to beat super Mario when it happened. I was only 4’2. I was an easy target. Shame on you Oscar 😢
Stop capping
@@ashleighmathu5522leave him be man
@@ashleighmathu5522never downplay a victims story :( I too am a victim of oscars terror… in year 5 after class he put so many rocks in my backpack that when I lifted the bag it injured my back leaving me paralyzed from the neck down
Makes me so angry
Sweet chilli 🌶️ is world class!
Y'all need to win an award with this level of editing, commentating, and comedy like if you deep it this is like the best show on YT
That number 9's attempt at the tough guy routine is absolutely hilarious. He should try being the bumbling nice guy, it would suit him better.
What a Day! England won and 5ive guys are playing , couldn’t be better
Crazy comeback ITS COMING HOOOOOME
Fr
Sweet chili is back 🌶️ and do you remember me
OFC WE REMEMBER YOU!
5Guys are such a good team as soon as a vid comes out I drop everything and yes everything for this.
🥳
@@milorusi7782 hello milo ur a rlly good player but not as good as sweet chili no one can beat sweet chili ur 2nd best tho
That look Callum gave to Milo after his second truly melted my heart, what a duo, what a pair of icons
most people look forward to the weekend, or plans with mates, but I look forward to 5ive guys posting 😂❤
SWEET CHILLI IS BACK
My name is actually Oscar and I have a memory where Oscar kept taking my lunch money so I couldn’t get food and was left starving. I still never recovered
Oscar was very mean😢
Oscar on Oscar crime
“he thinks hes cooking but the gas is off” the legendary quote returns! next I need to hear vamos vamos vamos again and my life will be complete!
the fact that i checked 5ive guys every day after a week to check if they uploaded is crazy
Ahhhh well we are back now
@@5IVEGUYSFC Yes, hopefully kid neymar doesnt get anymore injuries from now on🙏🙏
Nothing like sitting on the bench at my football match watching five guys.
Bro subbed himself off to watch! Commitment ❤️
atp there should be a compilation of sweet chilli’s skills cause DAMN HE’S HIM
Ahahah check our insta ! @5iveguysfc
Ney, Sweet Chilli, Gravs and Uriels link up plays gonna be insane ❤🔥
Sweet Chilli entertaining.
Young Neymar channeling his inner Theo.
Defensive Striker Milo everywhere.
Callum comes on, game over.
Did miss a little drive from defence with no Theo and Adrian. But better defending/blocking with Luke and Barney.
Oscar put my pencil up my nose in year 2 then stole my lollipop and smashed it on the floor. Im never gonna forget my lollipop to this day 🥲🥲😔😔
Sweet chilli the best signing for 5ive guys🔥❤
I agreeeee
Who’s your favourite academy player? 💫
Kid ney
Kid neymar absolute baller🔥🔥🔥
First
Kid neymar🔥
Kid net the best
Loving the videos ❤ best yt channel
Sweet Chilli is just such a glizzy gobbler man. Talent, hard work and dedication is a great combination for a fantastic player like he is. Everytime I see him with the ball, I just smile because I know what he can do.
I TRIED PUTTING MY DEAD FISH IN RICE AND IT CAME BACK!
:D THANKS ALOT!!
When's the next video😭😭
my thoughts exactly🙏🏿
We know you want a game ;) hit us up!
Underrated Louis performance! That player on the other team who took it all the way he’s five guys material
14:54 louis with the "what the mother truck" 😂
Ey, bro why did you bully the snack kid, man😢 @3:11 he seems like a nice person, looking for some friends
Bullying aside, Oscar has to be the man to replace Gareth Southgate surely?
Surelyyyy
How dare people smile and have fun.
Is not so comedy short going for the England job as a direct replacement for GS?
Pa Charlie (my 10 year old who we watch your videos together as a family) said he would love if one of my comments was mentioned at the start of the next video 😉
That quick meme at 7:47 was so funny lmao. Great job editor
Amazing performance from Luke at the back today! And Sweet Chilli is unreal... What a player!
I know the sketchy character
I’ve been watching for 4 years and your vids are amazing keep it up !
This is some of the best form I've seen 5guys in! Keep it up and the league is yours!!!
Omg, what a match. Everbody showing skills and playing as a team. Milo needs to score gols again. Sweet chilli, watching him play is wonderful, he smiles while dribbling.
well done lads, your football is great at the moment, great bit of editing at 19:59!!
I’m 49yr grandma who just got off a plane from the south of France. First thing to pop up was this channel. I don’t know jack about football but clearly nama and chilli are killing it. Plus don’t trust Oscar because looking at the comments he’s got a lot to answer for. 😂👍🏾✌🏾💕
14:00 That's the guy from grown ups 2 😂
As an American English speaker, i appreciate the subtitles. It helps tremendously.
Real shit that was actually a banger of a game. Seemed like the intensity was high throughout the whole game. The boys really stepped up though.
Luke with an insane performance, and sweet chilli .. goddamn. My apologies sir, I was not familiar with your game. The dominance was crazy. Pogba regen.
That was actually a really good game to watch.
Keep it up boys, huge fan of your content. Love from Toronto 🙏🏻
Sweet Chilli drawing even more comparison to Leao playing with a cheeky smile 😅
Yall are actually so clean with the gameplay. Chemistry 100 fr
Omg chilli he’s like a snake in grass so smooth 🥶🔥
I love how 5ive guys have their own inside jokes in their videos, it’s rewarding when you watch all their videos
Oscars new singing for next season is gonna be the CB for the technical and dribbling ability
I love how this team works together if I was ur manager I would be praising u guys everyday
Callum's celebration had me crying😂🤣
been here for years, your (collective) skills at producing it continues to improve, i do hope that you guys can continue to pursue this as long as your (collective) attention span holds. kudos, well done, thanks for everything. btw, last intro song was better. haha.
hold up....gravz didn't even touch the ball 😂😂 19:04
I watched one 5GUYS episode and instantly fell in love with the channel and Lou- NVM
Milo finally learnt how to score and luis and Barney say Milo in such sink when he scores
I feel like im attached to five guys, can’t pass a day without watching u guys love you guys , love louis more 😍
Come on boys WHAT A Win like always 5 guys delivers #come on 5guys
Glass coming off mid dribble I’m weak 😂😂
My dog passed away recently and it's been really tough on me but yiu guys have been helping me through these tough times thank you and keep up the good form lads💜💜
I love Adrian’s smile. He looks so innocent 🥺 Big up to 5ive guys
Great vid and great performance. Louis keeping the team in the game with some amazing saves
Words cannot express the smile on my face when I saw gravz was back
Great game, the baptism of fire was well dealt with by the young'uns. Well played everyone
finallly my fav youtuber posted a vid finally
0:19 nahhhh but it in rice that’s crazyyy💀💀
bro I started watching like 2 weeks ago and I see a lot of progress from the older videos. Big up
This was some performance. So glad Callum’s back cuz he is cooking. 👏
You guys are so goated, can’t wait to see 5 guys fc in the premier league in the future 🙏🏽
My day gets infinitely better when 5ive Guys post
10:19 Milo forgot his skill at home😂
I'm disappointed you didn't say "And Uriel has absolutely bottled it" at 7:41😂😂😂 Brilliant game though, some outstanding goals and link up play. You're on fire at the moment 🔥 🔥🔥
When five guys post then you know it’s gonna be a banger and kid Neymar , sweet chilli and milo also Callum are playing with a great gk this is litttt🥶🥶💀💀
14:55 what the mother truck got me lol
Sweet Chilli is a footballer who embodies the quintessential Brazilian flair that has dazzled fans worldwide for generations. His technical ability is second to none, allowing him to weave through defenders with an almost effortless grace. Whether it's a quick turn, a delicate flick, or a mesmerizing dribble, Sweet Chilli's incredible ball control ensures that the ball always seems glued to his feet. His movements on the pitch are a dance of precision and creativity, leaving opponents bewildered and spectators in awe. But it's not just his flair and control that set him apart; Sweet Chilli is also a masterful finisher. In front of goal, he remains composed and clinical, turning opportunities into goals with a finesse that only the best possess. His shots are powerful yet precise, often finding the back of the net in spectacular fashion. Sweet Chilli's unique blend of skill, creativity, and efficiency makes him a standout player, and his presence on the field is a testament to the beautiful game.
YESSSSIIIRRRRRR🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
YOOO SWEET CHILI 🌶️🌶️🌶️
12:18 the placement was chefs kiss