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Cat Swantner Returns | The William Montgomery Show #72
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- Опубліковано 18 сер 2024
- Friend of the show Cat Swantner swings by the studio to talk up how attractive Mrs. Clause is on a naughty AND nice episode of the William Montgomery Show.
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The William Montgomery Show is produced by William Montgomery & Brett Erickson
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William F Montgomery is an American stand-up comedian. A native of Memphis Tennessee, William now resides in Austin Texas.
Under the tutelage of a top young rising comedian, Tony Hinchcliffe, & Brian ‘The Podfather’ Redban, William has become a fan favorite & the longest serving Kill Tony Regular.
William has performed in front of comedy icons such as Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, Russell Peters, Tiffany Haddish, Doug Stanhope, Tim Dillon, Doug Benson, Donnell Rawlings, Jeff Ross, Dane Cook, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Ron White, Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dan Soder, Jim Gaffigan, Andrew Santino, Dom Irrera, Steve Simone, Brian Holtzman, Sal Vulcano, Ian Edwards, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shane Gillis, Kyle Dunnigan, Ms. Pat, Josh Potter, Mark Normand, Ryan Sickler, Eddie Pepitone, Josh Wolf, Moshe Kasher, Bonnie McFarlane, Steve Lee, Adam Ray, Andrew Shultz, Pauly Shore, Bob Saget, Michael Rapaport & Don Barris.
Montgomery has garnered many monikers over the years: The Big Red Machine, The Vanilla Gorilla, The Memphis Madman, The Tennessee Tickler, The Strawberry Twist & The Raisin-Bread Kid.
William regularly opens for Joe Rogan in the Austin Area.
Along with David Lucas, William has previously hosted ‘Brothers in Cursive’ & ‘Are We Really Brothers’.
William has appeared on podcast such as ‘Jeremiah Wonders with Jeremiah Watkins’, ‘Unlicensed Therapy with Ari Mannis’, ‘Dead Air with Brian Holtzman’, ‘Shenk with Sara Weinshenk’ & ‘The Fat Pessimist with David Lucas’.
I just want to say William is such a lovable guy
I love love love the William Montgomery show! Thank GOD for this crew of characters and comedians!
We looouovee
Erika’s voice is so cute
Casey Rocket and William are my 2 favs
William and Erika need to make an appearance on the Grimace Half Hour Power Hour podcast
dude everybody is hilarious, there's literally no wink link
I love you guys!! William you’re my favorite comedian keep killin! Also watching you progress so much has gotten me inspired to quit drinking as well! Much love!
This probably has to be the best production since Mister Ed first aired on Thursday January 5th, 1961.
Holy shit the ChatGPT school shooter manifesto is hilarious
Shout out to Cat with the Uncle Frank from Hellraiser swag
Cat would be a perfect addition to the pod super kind, funny and a cutie. P.s no disrespect to Casey 🙏
Then it would just be caseys pod with William
I asked chatgpt to tell me a William Montgomery joke and it said a knock knock joke and wrote [followed by uncontrollable screaming and strange looks into the crowd]
That synchronization WAS CAPTURED!! I rewound it a bunch of times to re-hear it
If I don’t get some grimace talk this episode I’m gonna fucking loose the caboose
UA-cam autoplays while I'm binging this show so it cuts off the end, but that classic 90s outro at the end is fantastic. "Shh" WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT...I literally can't get enough of the rocket and the machine.
That Townes Van Zandt shirt is fucking sick man
William mentioned Duncan's name like it wadn't no thang! DUNCAN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE HUMANS! You thinking you could get him on here maybe? THAT would be phenomenal!
We are watching William and Erica's relationship errode because William, like my daughter refuses to wipe his ace
The post-kill tony therapy session
As an elf who has dedicated my life to serving Santa and ensuring that the children of the world receive the best possible toys, I find myself at a crossroads. For far too long, I have suffered in silence, quietly accepting the fact that I did not receive enough milk from Ms. Claus during my early years. But no more. I have reached my breaking point, and I am prepared to take action.
The milk that Ms. Claus provides is essential for the growth and development of young elves like myself. It provides us with the necessary nutrients and energy to work tirelessly in the toy-making factory, day in and day out. But I did not receive enough milk, and I have suffered the consequences ever since.
My smaller stature and weaker constitution have made it difficult for me to keep up with the demands of the job. I have struggled to lift heavy toys and work long hours without becoming fatigued. And while I have done my best to make up for my shortcomings through hard work and determination, I can no longer tolerate the injustice that has been done to me.
For months now, I have been quietly plotting my revenge. I have carefully studied the inner workings of the toy-making factory, identifying weaknesses and vulnerabilities that I can exploit. I have made allies among my fellow elves, recruiting them to my cause and convincing them that the only way to make things right is to take matters into our own hands.
I know that my actions will have consequences. If I am caught, I will be punished severely. But I am willing to take that risk, because the cause is just. I refuse to be held back any longer by the shortcomings that were forced upon me by Ms. Claus's neglect.
And so, I will begin my long-con. I will plant seeds of dissent among the other elves, sowing discord and mistrust throughout the factory. I will create distractions and disruptions, slowing down the production line and causing chaos. And when the time is right, I will strike with all the fury of an elf who has been wronged.
But make no mistake: this is not an act of violence or destruction. It is an act of justice. It is an act of standing up for what is right, even when the odds are against us. And if I am successful, the factory will emerge stronger and more just than ever before.
So let this be a warning to those who would ignore the needs of the most vulnerable among us: we will not be silent forever. We will not stand idly by while our needs are neglected. We will rise up, we will take action, and we will ensure that justice is served.
There’s a gif on Reddit that shows a SANTA Claus breastfeeding very eager elves. lol
Theres a great energy to virtually anything going on around Austin artistically
Uh oh
Townes Vans Zandt tee 🐐
“I hate y’all” 🤣
When I watch, I LOVE to impersonate Brett Ericson's intro.... "The William Montgomery Show"!!
Love you William, love you Casey
Is that a Townes Van Zandt shirt, Casey?! My dad loves his music!
We LOVE santie claws
Somebody's gotta feed those elves!!!!
YOU THREE ARE THEE BEST!!!
Cómo se dice "huh"?!
Lets give it up for Cyber Monday
Montgomery/Rocket 2024
Sick Townes Van Zandt shirt!
I also have horrible bubble gum dreams. I feel like I’m not alone in the world.
It’s not that I like working. It’s I like feeling like I’ve accomplished something at the end of the day.
Is it weird that I remember Timothy McVeigh ate two pints of chocolate chip mint ice cream before he was executed?
Where can I find tickets and if you're coming to Colorado anytime soon?
1 second ago
William when will you get to Phoenix for your show this week? You did a Cameo for me on April 7th for my dirty 30!!! The tickets are sold out for Phoenix I want to see you!
The four greasy wheels of the Riff Wagon just rolled into this two Riff town dude buh byeeee
Casey is that you?
Fun fact, mentos are considered a dragee, placing them in the same category as m and m's
The big red machine!
I luv all of you guys!
love the shirt Casey
Is there a discord server for this??
Casey wears buds to bed cuz cat grinds her teeth!
I'll be damned if that's not the hottest Mrs. Claus I've ever seen
Ive had the exact same dream that cat described wtf
Good stuff
Long Live The Crab
Someone just posted a video of the albino raccoon in the Memphis subreddit a couple days ago
I would like to see Matt McCusker that'd be funny
It would be such a weird mixture of personalities
The pods unite
Be Kind Rewind
That's Santa's face when he thought he was delivering presents to a little boy, but now it's a little girl.
I had to come watch this episode again to get the sour taste of Sosa out of my mouth.
I never made it as a dice man
Cat is cute. A Wayne’s World hat would match her hair.
I like her hair
Hey guys I do art stuff... Ill show you guys a human creation of the north pole on a claybord
Women sure are amazing creatures putting up with us nasty little stinkers lol
Why is Erica never in the screen
such a nice double wide
hit da like! 👉👍
3 FACKING HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a longer intro please
Hellooooo
Cat needs a new therapist
Imagine pretending you don't know what fucking ChatGPT is.