One time in 7th grade I legit went to the nurse because I was throwing up and felt sick, and when I explained the situation to her, she just went “well what do you want me to do!?” I was like bruh...
Gibi: "Well, how did you scrape your elbow" Me: The dark lord himself emerged from the sink and through me elbow first through the window: Gibi: "The jungle gym can be dangerous"
same! and when the teacher would go through the aisles helping kids with their work when it was quiet and they would whisper to them. I never understood why I love it so much.
How much would it cost to have Gibi whisper the Bee Movie script? Edit, thanks to all of you for letting me know that Gibi has fulfilled the prophecy, and remember. "Black and yellow, let's shake it up a little."
@x I agree m8 he is probably some teenager who has just learned the n word and thinks he is rock solid cos he can talk shit over the internet come to real life he would shit himself if he argues with any of us
@@wirepenn2064 Basically just stomach aches that last a long time. It's from my anxiety and poor eating habits due to depression. . .they're. . .they're not fun.
I broke my leg and shattered my hip and my nurse gave me an ice pack and told me to go pack to pe when my friends literally had to come and pick me up and carry me around all day I'm not lying my school nurse is the wurst
The first part is hella realistic when she is on the phone cause it seems like when you walk into the nurse’s office they are always on the phone talking about something EDIT: HOLY MOTHER IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES ty you everyone but Gibi deserves all of these
Correct! 😂 They give u an ice pack ( if ur lucky ) or a wet paper towel in my case... ( you’d occasionally get a ice pack. ) Well I got hit in the head with a football -The person has an awfully strong kick...- and I literally couldn’t see out of my left eye for like 20 minutes and they gave a wet paper towel... 😭 HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?!
Me: •realizes that the background happens to be the same as Diamond ASMR's recent school nurse vid• **GASP** _what if they work at the same school_ Edit: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALMOST 2K LIKES! _chillax liss it isn't that big of a deal_ well I'm still grateful!!! Sorry I didn't get to this earlier 😂 thanksssss ❤️❤️❤️ Edit 2: i know it's a green screen LMA they just chose the same background
"are you okay with swallowing pills?" No.. "Okay. Good. Some people can't do it." Please... I can't do it please. "They just haven't figured it out yet." PLEASE HAVE MERCY-
My nurse just took out a few to see what it was and she told me it was lice then she called my mom and my mom was” IM GONNA SHAVE YOUR HAIR OFF” I’m like” HELL NAHHHHH”
This is why we should put lice in our heads, so we can feel that sweet tingle again. P.S I never had lice checks, but from what I've heard from you two, it must feel amazing!
No the one time I had a lice check was when I had really bad dandruff and kept itching my head. They checked my head with a white pencil eraser and thought I had lice when IT WAS THE ERASER CAME OFF ON MY HAIR
One time in like 3rd grade I had to get some teeth taken out and my parents told me they were gonna give me a drug (anesthesia) and I was like I DONT DO FOKIN DRUGS IM A GOOD GIRL and they had to show me that everything in the medicine cabinet was a drug
desperate fans watch in 360p edit: i said that because when the video uploads it isn’t always „processed“ yet and that’s why it’s often just available in 360p directly after it was published (because many people don’t get it, anyway thx for the likes😎😎)
@@em1lia.w yes. most asmrtists use green screens. if it’s blurry it’s a green screen. she does have a video where she’s in a real hospital it’s a hospital roleplay.
no thats all wrong in britain at break time you couldve got hit 10 times with a lorrie 2 times with a car broke all you bones had 200 concucions and you wuld get tould to put a wet paper towel on it and go back to class!!!
OuiCestMoiJessica I tried to ask my mom to shave my hair but she said I want you to be famous for your long hair so NO cutting your hair Mariah R.B"(I going to not tell what the R.B stands for)
Me: *literally fractured my finger while playing netball* School Nurse: nothings wrong with you. Your fine, go back to class. Me: um, ok. But my finger really hurts miss. School nurse: ok fine I'll give you a wet paper towel. Me: ok, but what does that do? School Nurse: do you want it or not? Later mum made a complaint to the school and she almost got fired.
That reminds me of one teacher. Sorry this is gonna be a bit long: So it was my first year in middle school and I went to the school dance, and I went to get water from the water fountain, when my P.E. teacher comes up: (keep in mind she was literally screaming this all) Her: AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? Me: Getting water? Her: WHY? Me: Because I was dancing so I'm tired and hot Her: THEN GO BUY A WATER! Me: I can't Her: WHY NOT? Me: The only money I had was for the ticket here. Her: WELL YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE COMING! Me: **Proceeds to just sit down by myself outside** Her: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING GET BACK IN THERE! Me: But I'm tired and it's hot in there. Everyone else is out here to- Her: **Interrupts me** OKAY I REALLY DON'T CARE SUCK IT UP AND GET YOUR BUTT IN THERE MISSY! Me being the shy human I am: **in a small voice** Okay mam. Thank you. (Mind: did I just say thank you?) ***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
Felt this, I was playing a game with some boys and I had the ball but one caught up and jumped on me ( rood ) so I got piled on top of, so I had broken one of my fingers but didn’t realise until a week later because the teacher didn’t give me ANYTHING, no paper towel, no ice pack, nothin’. She’s lucky I didn’t tattle on her otherwise I would have witnessed a murder...
I remember when a kid in my class had lice. I was at recess and I got stung by a bee on my arm. They gave me a band aid and then used sticks in my hair because of the outbreak. I remember asking “ what does sticks on my head have to do with my bee sting in my arm?” And the nurse got furious and poked me harder with the sticks.
I remember before covid and stuff and before I watched ASMR, when I would go to the school nurse, it was like ASMR, but I never knew what it was until I accidentally stumbled upon a video of ASMR, and I love it!
Gibi : What grade are you in?" Me in my head : Oh actually im about to graduate High Schoo-" Gibi : So you scraped your elbows on the monkey bars? Me : S-sure i guess.... ;-;
Was this fucking every school? We had a joke that you could have a 101 fever, throw up on her shoe, and almost pass out and she’d just hand you an ice pack and send you back to class.
Same I got "special treatment" basically I got to sleep longer and she would make up a lie for me on the not back to class and have chocolate instead of peppermint also I could stay as long as I wanted but now I've moved and I don't go to the nurse anymore I get told to sit back down :/
My nurse hated me because I’d get hurt like 24/7, one day I came in and she sighed and said “Do eed to call and ambulance now?” She was done with my shit lmao
That is me at school the nurse likes me but hated everyone else and so when people try to roast me im like at least the school nurse likes me and the funny thing is the school nurse at my school is hot. So im sitting there flexing on the my friends. Like😎😎😎
Almost everyone: My school nurse gave ice packs Me: My school nurse talks to the schools kitchen staff if you have problems eating, so you can get other food if you cant eat whatever it was
i gave myself a concussion today and was about to puke and couldn’t walk straight, and the teacher asks if there's a bump on my head and i said i didn’t think so and she just shrugged and gave me an ice pack
Gibi: “What doesn’t feel good” Me: “It burns when I pee” Gibi: “You scraped both of your elbows” Me: “that isn’t my main concern right now” Edit: Thank you for all of the likes! And yes, I understand that my spelling is garbage, I have fixed my error, pwease forgive me
My school wouldnt even let kids have inhaler in their classrooms. If they needed it, they would have to walk across campus to the nurse. A kid died at my school because it took so long for the teacher to call the nurse to try and find this poor kids inhaler and get it to him on the other side of the school. It caused major backlash but they still wouldnt let students carry their any emergency medications like inhalers or epipens.
My school does. Although If what you have on you is prescription you get in trouble, if you carry over the counter stuff like Excedrin or acetaminophen they don't care.
my school gives out Adderall as long as your parents and doctor sign a note as well as any over the counter drugs EDIT: you have to be prescribed the Adderall lmao
My ears blanked out when she said "The jungle gym can be very dangerous" so I heard: "The jungle can be very dangerous" and I was like WTF THEY HAVE A JUNGLE
Brendan ODonnell I fainted in class and this girl calmly told the teacher by saying “Um, Mr.Proctor, something is wrong” amd the entire school will not let me forget it because we have a small school...
00:00 Sponser 02:00 Talking on the phone / little bit of writing sounds 03:10 Gibi notices you and talks to you 04:50 First Aid kit / crinkle, gloves, liquid, rubbing sounds 07:03 Bandaging arms / crinkles, gloves, plastic sounds, some tongue clicks and blowing 08:58 Talking to you / some writing, paper shuffling 09:35 Phone call 10:00 Computer clicks / tongue clicking, paper shuffling, ripping sounds 11:05 Ice pack / tapping, rubbing, squeezing, some personal attention 12:16 Popsicles / plastic ripping 12:53 Talking to you / searching through bag, some gloves 14:48 Poking around with light and stick / Plastic against camera sounds, one ear at a time 17:52 Talking to you / some paper and writing sounds, some computer clicks 20:10 Phone call / some writing sounds 22:33 Talking to you / some crinkles 23:34 Reflex stick / soft sounds
Me: I have a migraine! Teacher: no you don’t Me ( 10 minutes later crying) : I HAVE A MIGRANE Teacher: No NO YOU DONT Me: pulls out phone Teacher: what are you doing? Me: calling my mom Teacher: OKAY OKAY GO TO THE NURSE Nurse: I have just the thing! °pulls out mint° MOMMMM
My 8th grade English teacher said on the first day “If you’re going to die, go die outside, otherwise I have to do tons of paperwork” and said the same thing if someone started coughing. Good teacher, but that was a weird rule
SasukeUchiha 2002 she doesn’t want to be held accountable for you dying is that it? Well guess what honey, your the teacher, I’m in your class period, I’ll see you arrested,
@@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx I literally could not breathe in class once and I told the teacher, and she was like okay. I can’t deal with that, tell your next teacher. At the start of the lesson, and it was a double period so we had her for an hour and 10 minutes. 🤦🏻♀️
My friend: so what was the new nurse like?
Me: she only spoke in whispers and kept tapping on everything
😂😂too true
“And she wanted me to use sunbasket as well”
My dream nurse
Dorian Fedie and she trued to give me popsicles
And she was cute!
Everyone else: My school nurse only gave out ice packs lmao
Me: *You guys have school nurses?*
lauren lol your school probably shared one with like 10 other schools like mine does
lol true
It’s better you didn’t have one honestly
My school nurse was always there once a week every other week 😂
My school never had one
One time in 7th grade I legit went to the nurse because I was throwing up and felt sick, and when I explained the situation to her, she just went “well what do you want me to do!?”
I was like bruh...
Well its okay niw since u have a better nurse-GiBi 😅
Tyson ASMR there really is nothing the school can do, other than call your parents.
Tyson ASMR they didn’t even give you water and a mint , that’s mean...
I’d be like *I WANT ThIS FiXED*
Tyson ASMR well what did you expect her to do cast magical healing?
Gibi: "Well, how did you scrape your elbow"
Me: The dark lord himself emerged from the sink and through me elbow first through the window:
Gibi: "The jungle gym can be dangerous"
Haha
3 years later I find this comment I'm dead
Gibi: Unfortunately we are going to have to send you home
Me: HALLELUJAH
Gibi: Now you're staying you f***ed up now boi
LoL
@@killz5902 lol so funny 😁
There’s kids in my school with lice in their hair and all they get is a cup of water
Same xd
Roommate: what are you watching
Me: shhh I’m getting checked out for lice
HA
dkillerjoy meeeee😂
Lol
Lol
😂 imagine what your roommate was thinking after you said that
14:45 Really not what you want to here someone say in school.
You deserve more likes
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You’d better run better run out run my gun all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better run better run faster than my bullet
Florida wants to know your location
It’s okay I’m from Florida lol
@@ameliataylor4012 same
The first time I ever experienced asmr tingles was when an elementary school nurse checked our class for lice 🤣
Me too, I had no frickin idea what were they and I thought I'm weird
Ngl, same here
Oh my God you're right..
same. second time was at hair salon appointment where i had my hair trimmed
same! and when the teacher would go through the aisles helping kids with their work when it was quiet and they would whisper to them. I never understood why I love it so much.
Nurse gibi: what grade are you in?
Me: oh, I graduated a year ago
Good one
So you’re in 13th grade
Projekt Gaming haha! Yea
College
Nurse gibi: 😰
How much would it cost to have Gibi whisper the Bee Movie script?
Edit, thanks to all of you for letting me know that Gibi has fulfilled the prophecy, and remember. "Black and yellow, let's shake it up a little."
Joudai EternKL why would she whisper the script of a shit movie
Joudai EternKL What did it cost you? Everything
start a kickstarter i will pay good money
@@yungolte7592 love the reference
You like jazz?
12:18
*Dang. She got popsicles. This nurse be lit. She even asked what color you wanted.*
Probably something in them things
cricket mad man
I didn't get what color I wanted >:(
We have popsicles at my school too, but they are all grape flavor
cricket yo wtf lol
Ah, memories of first grade and kindergarten when I had a big lice problem
@@smoove898 well stop lookin at the fucking comments then 😂
@@smoove898oooh ur scary thinking ur so hard 😂 ur a joke m8 I ain’t scared of some little kid thinking he is rock solid 😂 😂
@@smoove898 just shut the fuck up m8 if it came to real life I know ow who would be scared 😱
@x I agree m8 he is probably some teenager who has just learned the n word and thinks he is rock solid cos he can talk shit over the internet come to real life he would shit himself if he argues with any of us
@@billyroberts5024 right 😂
"Can I go to the nurse? I'm having stomach migraines."
"You're fine, Eva. Back in my day, we didn't even have stomachs."
Lol :)))
Wtf is a stomach migraine???
@@wirepenn2064 Basically just stomach aches that last a long time. It's from my anxiety and poor eating habits due to depression. . .they're. . .they're not fun.
Arrow Azura That sounds absolutely horrible
Sorry you have to go through that
Arrow Azura I had only had one before, it was because I was very stressed about school that day. It hurt a lot.
Me: *Gets total organ failure*
School Nurse: HeR’s aN IcE PaCk
Nick Snipes you should’ve said peppermint
My schools nurse once gave my friend who broke her finger a cup of camomile tea 😂😭
Kid: *has a seizure*
Nurse: HeRe HaVE A CouGh DRoP
My nurse in my school actually does this 😂 Soo yea YOU WANT A COUGH DROP??
So true
I broke my leg and shattered my hip and my nurse gave me an ice pack and told me to go pack to pe when my friends literally had to come and pick me up and carry me around all day I'm not lying my school nurse is the wurst
She protecc
She attacc
But more importantly
She give you ice pacc
😂😂😂😂 why was this so funny to me
Anime refence :3
Kimberly Casillas what part of it was a anime reference
@@veke05 the first two
I usually roll my eyes at these, but this one got me to smile heheh
You're SO comforting as a school nurse! I love this video. Adding it to my playlist of favorites!
me: passes out on floor in the middle of the nurses office.
nurse: *tosses ice pack at my stomach*
If me or my friend was a nurse for middle/high school we would totally do that XD
Me *eats it angrily*
Nah we didn’t get ice packs we got them green wet paper towels
This made me burst laughing idk y lol
@Yaqueline Ruiz, that was amazing!🤣
The first part is hella realistic when she is on the phone cause it seems like when you walk into the nurse’s office they are always on the phone talking about something
EDIT: HOLY MOTHER IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES ty you everyone but Gibi deserves all of these
The only way to make it more realistic is if she just gave you an icepack and told you to fuck off back to class
Mani Shah 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mani Shah the famous wet paper towel was able to cure organ failure
If you didn’t eat the ice out the little baggy at P.E. you’re lying
OuiCestMoiJessica we couldn’t because they were made of gel. They were “cold packs”
‘“
Me: *breaks my neck*
School nurse: "here have a peppermint
WTF
If you breaks
Your neck your died
holy crap
You guys got peppermint, wow that's lucky
Me: ooh a mint!
Real nurses just give you a ice pack with the brown paper towels. The brown paper towel never soak up anything 😂
tru
I know it's late but those brown paper towels come in packaging that says "non absorbent paper towles"
The best is when the paper towel got cold or wet it smelt funny.
ASMR Nurses: checks extremely thoroughly
Actual nurses: YEETS ICE PACK AT STUDENT
Correct! 😂 They give u an ice pack ( if ur lucky ) or a wet paper towel in my case... ( you’d occasionally get a ice pack. ) Well I got hit in the head with a football -The person has an awfully strong kick...- and I literally couldn’t see out of my left eye for like 20 minutes and they gave a wet paper towel... 😭 HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?!
Kids today will never understand this joke
You have ice packs???? My school nurse gives us a paper towel and yeets us out the door
@@ColdSid no they still do it 😭
I ate the ice pack am I immortal
gibi- “don’t worry i won’t tell anyone”
also gibi- “WE HAVE A BIT OF A LICE OUTBREAK”
1. True
2. HOW DOES THIS HAVE 716 LIKES BUT NO REPLIES
You are pretty
Me: •realizes that the background happens to be the same as Diamond ASMR's recent school nurse vid• **GASP** _what if they work at the same school_
Edit: OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALMOST 2K LIKES! _chillax liss it isn't that big of a deal_ well I'm still grateful!!! Sorry I didn't get to this earlier 😂 thanksssss ❤️❤️❤️
Edit 2: i know it's a green screen LMA they just chose the same background
And people said that infinity war was the biggest crossover in history
Fuzzy Bears609 The most anticipated crossover would be Dark Souls and Bloodborne
They probably work at the same school
Well gibi said she was new so maybe diamond got fired
Alyssa L i-
"are you okay with swallowing pills?"
No..
"Okay. Good. Some people can't do it."
Please... I can't do it please.
"They just haven't figured it out yet."
PLEASE HAVE MERCY-
_laughs in having to swallow pills daily_
I can swallow pills with no water
@@MEDSZ13.08it is a whole year later, and this haunts me
My nurse: You have lice
Me: ok
My nurse: Heres an ice pack
*Me* *:*
Simon U wow lol
-.- that is an example of life
My nurse just took out a few to see what it was and she told me it was lice then she called my mom and my mom was” IM GONNA SHAVE YOUR HAIR OFF” I’m like” HELL NAHHHHH”
Mine was like your dying?? Here’s a mint
@@jessicamaestas6475 frrrrrrrr
Me: walks into the office and sees nurse*
Me: I...
Nurse: throws an ice pack at me
404 User Not Found lmao
Nice dude
I remember back in elementary when the school had lice checks. Definitely was relaxing.
Gave me tingles all over
This is why we should put lice in our heads, so we can feel that sweet tingle again.
P.S I never had lice checks, but from what I've heard from you two, it must feel amazing!
No the one time I had a lice check was when I had really bad dandruff and kept itching my head. They checked my head with a white pencil eraser and thought I had lice when IT WAS THE ERASER CAME OFF ON MY HAIR
I remember back in school when I faked being sick n always failed
BiLLzMusic once I fell asleep during it
This is literally my favourite asmr video I’ve been watching it almost everyday for a year 😂😂 thanks Gibi for helping my sleep schedule
Here's a little bit of rubbing alcohol
Every 2nd grader: WHy Is ThErE AlCohol IN ScHoOl
OMG THANK YOU FOR 1000 LIKES
Lol 😂😂
That’s me in 7th grade rn haha
One time in like 3rd grade I had to get some teeth taken out and my parents told me they were gonna give me a drug (anesthesia) and I was like I DONT DO FOKIN DRUGS IM A GOOD GIRL and they had to show me that everything in the medicine cabinet was a drug
@J Phone good story
J Phone guess you did drugs :/
desperate fans watch in 360p
edit: i said that because when the video uploads it isn’t always „processed“ yet and that’s why it’s often just available in 360p directly after it was published (because many people don’t get it, anyway thx for the likes😎😎)
360p Squad right here :D
That’s my automatic setting 😂
What do you mean??
Wtf 360p
really? its 4k/1080p for me
Gibi is the only creator whose sponsored intros i will actually watch
Holly Ess i can’t agree more
Yeah ikr! I was just sitting in bliss with her video starting - sponsor or not!
nah they all dogshit
Same
Try Goodnight Moons ones.. there are only 2 or 3 .. but these are great.. like all of her videos
I was 10 minutes in when I realized that she was standing in front of a greenscreen and not at a real school-
waittt that’s a greenscreen
@@em1lia.w yes. most asmrtists use green screens. if it’s blurry it’s a green screen. she does have a video where she’s in a real hospital it’s a hospital roleplay.
Lol u like jujutsu kaisen......
@@kaydene73 ahh
SAME :,,,)
Me at recess: Snaps arm in two
Nurse: HAVE SOME ICE
that is what my nurse did lol
no thats all wrong in britain at break time you couldve got hit 10 times with a lorrie 2 times with a car broke all you bones had 200 concucions and you wuld get tould to put a wet paper towel on it and go back to class!!!
@@AaronAndo you would be dead
way before you get to the nurses office
@@longbeachdodgers3979 ik they are so dumb hahhah
There’s nothing more relaxing than realizing you could have lice.
Goofy Goober bitch I hab lice for 5 years it was the most stressful fucking thing of my life
dead meat For 5 years??? I would’ve thrown the whole head away
OuiCestMoiJessica I tried to ask my mom to shave my hair but she said I want you to be famous for your long hair so NO cutting your hair Mariah R.B"(I going to not tell what the R.B stands for)
What does RB stand for?
Goofy Goober Rich Bitch
Gibi: What hurts?
Me: i got shot. i think i might die from all the blood spilling out of my abdomen.
Gibi: You scraped your elbows?
Wel yea that too
Nice
“Now let me tap on some items in the room ok?”
You seem nice
Who now?
Gibi: "I'm new I don't think I've seen your face before....."
My brain: ".....CAN I HAVE IT"
Bro u ok?
Everyone:*Complains about their school nurse giving out frozen ice packs*
Me: stop complaining my nurse gave out frozen sponges SPONGES
Oof
Mine did that too
Haha
Will Clair 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
I get wet paper towels-
student: I don't feel so well
nurse: *throws ice*
Student: i dont feel so good
Nurse: *throws ice pack at pile of dust
I thought that said rice
@@thebeandemon3449 hEY-
Student: "I don't feel so good"
Nurse: *picks up broom*
student:
mr stark, i don’t feel so good
nurse who understands the reference: leave.
Me: *literally fractured my finger while playing netball*
School Nurse: nothings wrong with you. Your fine, go back to class.
Me: um, ok. But my finger really hurts miss.
School nurse: ok fine I'll give you a wet paper towel.
Me: ok, but what does that do?
School Nurse: do you want it or not?
Later mum made a complaint to the school and she almost got fired.
It is a shame she didn’t
That reminds me of one teacher. Sorry this is gonna be a bit long: So it was my first year in middle school and I went to the school dance, and I went to get water from the water fountain, when my P.E. teacher comes up:
(keep in mind she was literally screaming this all)
Her: AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Me: Getting water?
Her: WHY?
Me: Because I was dancing so I'm tired and hot
Her: THEN GO BUY A WATER!
Me: I can't
Her: WHY NOT?
Me: The only money I had was for the ticket here.
Her: WELL YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE COMING!
Me: **Proceeds to just sit down by myself outside**
Her: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING GET BACK IN THERE!
Me: But I'm tired and it's hot in there. Everyone else is out here to-
Her: **Interrupts me** OKAY I REALLY DON'T CARE SUCK IT UP AND GET YOUR BUTT IN THERE MISSY!
Me being the shy human I am: **in a small voice** Okay mam. Thank you. (Mind: did I just say thank you?)
***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
I had a broken finger and I was given an ice pack and had 4 houres in school after that so I had to go all day with a black swollen broken finger 😭
Jess Kimberley she should’ve got fired
Felt this, I was playing a game with some boys and I had the ball but one caught up and jumped on me ( rood ) so I got piled on top of, so I had broken one of my fingers but didn’t realise until a week later because the teacher didn’t give me ANYTHING, no paper towel, no ice pack, nothin’.
She’s lucky I didn’t tattle on her otherwise I would have witnessed a murder...
Just watching this feels real I'm actually sick irl. My stomach hurts also so at least I have Gibi, cause she is amazing 😊
awww i hope you feel better soon!
Omg same hope u get better tho
Nurse gibi : “are you ok, what happened “
My nurse: “ what do you want you better have a slip”
fr
Fr thoo
My school don’t even have a nurse they just tell you to buy a water 😂
You got a slip? No, then get the fuck out i dont care you have a "headache" and "want to pass out".
Jesus
teacher: "where have you been?! it's been 30 minutes!"
me: "nurse gibi and I played a nice game of mario kart, let's just say that"
I don't know if I just have a dirty mind but that did not sound right 😄
@@brockpresents3242 you have a dirty mind I know because I do This sounds SO WRONG
trashafrass not funny didn’t laugh
Brock Presents not gonna lie but you’re kinda sped if you can make something like playing Mario kart perverted
I’m dontai’s Hairline I get where he’s coming from it’s not the game it’s the context and the way it was used. It’s all in the phrasing
Gibi: It's only a little bit if blood, not too bad.
Me: *blood spattering everywhere* oh ok
XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thicc doggo
LMAO
xXEmma_ WilsonXx **starts coughing blood**
Nurse Gibi: I don’t want to get an infection..
I remember when a kid in my class had lice. I was at recess and I got stung by a bee on my arm. They gave me a band aid and then used sticks in my hair because of the outbreak. I remember asking “ what does sticks on my head have to do with my bee sting in my arm?” And the nurse got furious and poked me harder with the sticks.
Oh, that's pathetic of them.
This is such specific ASMR.
And I absolutely love it.
Tongue Drum Journey ASMR Maybe She was talking about this video when doing her meme review video
It’s not like a normal rp or something. New likebaiting generation
Ikr! QUEEN GIBI slayyyyy!
some of us dont have fast internet.
Asmrist have more jobs than barbie
Or Johnny sins
Creepy07 or miss rabbit (peppa pig)
u mean mexicans?
Lmao
@@lilnaytewithcolgate1719 wow
Everybody’s talking about how their nurse did nothing and I’m over here focused on how high quality the school food sounds
Profile Name on point tho
Same
Same
Y'all had cafeterias?
Omg our school actually has a chef that used to cook at ground round! She actually makes really good food and is really nice.
I remember before covid and stuff and before I watched ASMR, when I would go to the school nurse, it was like ASMR, but I never knew what it was until I accidentally stumbled upon a video of ASMR, and I love it!
I see all these people complaining about their school nurse... We don't even have one
And what made you decide to point it out? More than enough people already have 😂
thats actually illegal to not have a school nurse
Oof
I have a nurse but she isn't at school most of the time. If you got sick they usually call your parents and you get sent home.
Same we just go to reception and get sent home
Gibi: asks question
Me: gives answer
Gibi: says something different from my answer
Me: punchline
yes very funny
You did it
You broke comedy down to its bare essentials
Epic 😎
Bazinga
Gungi gungi gunga gungi
I just did a big laugh then my mum came in here cause it’s 2: 56 in the morning so yeeaah
Gibi : What grade are you in?"
Me in my head : Oh actually im about to graduate High Schoo-"
Gibi : So you scraped your elbows on the monkey bars?
Me : S-sure i guess.... ;-;
Ambrosia the other thing that gets me was IT WAS DURING MUSIC CLASS
@@allie8016 They might have had recess right before music class and went after recess so they could skip class! That's what I would have done 😂
Hey! Don’t diss the monkey bars!
Coffee Cake yeah
If you aren’t a 6 Foot 14 year old
Cauldron Clique but they hadn’t had lunch yet...
Gibi: actually treats the student
My nurse: looks at me for one second gives me an ice pack and says go away
Was this fucking every school? We had a joke that you could have a 101 fever, throw up on her shoe, and almost pass out and she’d just hand you an ice pack and send you back to class.
My biggest flex in school is the school nurse liked me, she hated everyone but actually liked me.
Same I got "special treatment" basically I got to sleep longer and she would make up a lie for me on the not back to class and have chocolate instead of peppermint also I could stay as long as I wanted but now I've moved and I don't go to the nurse anymore I get told to sit back down :/
My nurse hated me because I’d get hurt like 24/7, one day I came in and she sighed and said “Do eed to call and ambulance now?” She was done with my shit lmao
That is me at school the nurse likes me but hated everyone else and so when people try to roast me im like at least the school nurse likes me and the funny thing is the school nurse at my school is hot. So im sitting there flexing on the my friends. Like😎😎😎
Lol
Bit of a nonce warning
me: breaks neck, back, arm, legs
my primary school nurse: *HerEs a WeT pAPeR tOWeL*
ihollyy xo lollllllllll
Anjyl Brereton i did in my old school
Shut up,at least you have a school nurse,we have the PE teacher lol
As a teacher of 4 year olds with constant invisible boo boos, wet paper towels are magic.
Same but we don’t actually have school nurser
me: *exists*
lice: *its free real estate*
lauren bailey underrated joke
scalps: *exist*
lice: nice place, nigga
My sister- *exists*
Pimps- It's free real estate
earth: exists
humans: its free real estate
Dead 😂
Almost everyone: My school nurse gave ice packs
Me: My school nurse talks to the schools kitchen staff if you have problems eating, so you can get other food if you cant eat whatever it was
Aww are you dying?
HERE HAVE AN ICE PACK
i gave myself a concussion today and was about to puke and couldn’t walk straight, and the teacher asks if there's a bump on my head and i said i didn’t think so and she just shrugged and gave me an ice pack
How ManY IcE PaCkS d0 YoU pEoPlE HavE
That's lowkey my nurse I was like my stomach hurts and i feel lightheaded she's like here have a icepack
@@fudoslag6537a LOt oF IcE pAcks
This literally had me crying... Bruh 😂
Gibi: “What doesn’t feel good”
Me: “It burns when I pee”
Gibi: “You scraped both of your elbows”
Me: “that isn’t my main concern right now”
Edit: Thank you for all of the likes! And yes, I understand that my spelling is garbage, I have fixed my error, pwease forgive me
Susan t.M. Legendary
@@nirgunawish iconic
Susan t.M. inspiring
Susan t.M. penis
Susan t.M. Love that😂
*Gibi* -I’m coming in armed!
*half the people in the chat* - HAHAHAHA IM DEAD ON THE FLOOR OMG!
*me* - *half asleep*
*roblox cringe intensifying*
Gibi: "you have lice"
My friend who actually has lice : "HOW DO YOU KNOW!?"
Me: *scrolling through the comments*
The tingles: Am I a joke to you?
@@MesaR6 i found it sorta funny
ItsMeMesa 😂
ItsMeMesa ok look I disagree with that women r’nt funny, but I hate to say it, the joke was atrocious
ItsMeMesa I’m the same person as mr Ama3zinguh. I’m not a women
Honestly
What school gives Advil? I had to have my doctor fill out 4 pages of paperwork to carry my inhaler on me.
PREACH, I NEARLY GOT CHARGED WITH POSSESSION OVER SOME FUCKING *MIDOL*
My school wouldnt even let kids have inhaler in their classrooms. If they needed it, they would have to walk across campus to the nurse. A kid died at my school because it took so long for the teacher to call the nurse to try and find this poor kids inhaler and get it to him on the other side of the school. It caused major backlash but they still wouldnt let students carry their any emergency medications like inhalers or epipens.
My mum has to sign her signature on a piece of paper for them to give me Advil and such.
My school does. Although If what you have on you is prescription you get in trouble, if you carry over the counter stuff like Excedrin or acetaminophen they don't care.
my school gives out Adderall as long as your parents and doctor sign a note as well as any over the counter drugs
EDIT: you have to be prescribed the Adderall lmao
Gibi: why are you at the nurse
Me: to skip class
My ears blanked out when she said "The jungle gym can be very dangerous" so I heard: "The jungle can be very dangerous" and I was like WTF THEY HAVE A JUNGLE
Me: *falls asleep*
Ad: “WhAt Is ThIs WoRLd”
Me: *wakes up confused* I ask myself the same thing😐🤭😂
Lol
And the sad thing is that it’s BLASTING into your ear... 😢
Los Betancourts same
Los Betancourts mine was before the video and I accidentally didn’t turn down my volume and in my ears all I heard was HEY IM KEENE THOMPSON!
Graysen Gregory I honestly when I feel like I’m falling asleep I turn off my phone but for some reason I fell asleep and only woke up to that ad 😂
Gibi: are you ok with pills
Me: no I’m allergic
Gibi: very good
Just chill pill
What type of pill are you allergic to?
Pill
"there's a lice breakout....thanks for the HEAD'S UP."
(see what she did there.)
Patrick Crane no
Don’t say see what I did there it makes the joke bad people have to get it on there own
I’m laughing way more than I’m supposed to
And this is why I have depression
She said heads up? I don't get it, is there meant to be a yoak?
Gibi: do you want an ice pack?
Also gibi: oh it’s cold
Me: I only like warm ice
Gibi: what are ya in for what hurts?
Me:MY SELF ESTEEM
gibi: oh your elbows?
Me:*no
*Okey*
No.
Your self-esteem is now elbows.
Enjoy.
Student faints: teacher doesn’t react
Student dies: teacher doesn’t react
Student chews gum: teacher: *AHHHHHHHHH WTF!!!!!!!! SPIT IT OUT*
Brendan ODonnell I fainted in class and this girl calmly told the teacher by saying “Um, Mr.Proctor, something is wrong” amd the entire school will not let me forget it because we have a small school...
Sadly accurate
One time I had a lollipop IN MY MOUTH and this bitch had the audacity to LITERALLY snatch it out of my mouth
My teacher is cool with gum in class
😂😂😂😂 true
Me:has volume all the way up
Commercial:AlMaNd-JoY iS TrOpICaLy
Me:dies inside
Here's an icepack
Kaylee Ayala I have only got head space ones
I’m dying 😂
@@twistedfatty61 I swear that headspace man's voice is not relaxing at all. Way too intense. He has an announcers voice, not a fokkin relaxing voice.
Kaylee Ayala or period product
AS A FUCKING BOIIII
This takes me back to my high school days. I'd spend so much time in the nurse's office thanks to my Tinnitus. Super good vid Gibi.
Student: “I think I broke my arm”
Nurse: “here’s a ice pack”
So true
girly CWK
I hate to be that guy but it’s *an not a
Gibi: what hurts
Me: my stomach
Gibi: you scraped you elbows?
Me: ummm ok
same
Ava Whitaker me, with my knee bleeding out: yeah, my elbows “totally” hurt rn. Yeah, not the horrible second mouth on my knee-
your issues will never overide the power of her stand ZE SCRIPTOOO
Idk why I laughed so hard at this😂😂
Thats what I said my stomach
7:11 Sink: "Gibi, I don't feel so good."
TheOne Doige underrated
Let this comment to the top
Gibi i don’t wanna go i don’t wanna go Gibi PLEASE I don’t wanna go.......I’m sorry...
Omg I’m crying. 😂😂😂
I saw this too 😂😂
The sweetest school nurse I have ever heard
Gibi: I don't think I have seen your face before
me: how lucky
Ryn Luck I love ur picture. It’s freaking mood
F
Mood
Don't say that ur probz fit af
@@georginagomes4273 maybe idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
00:00 Sponser
02:00 Talking on the phone / little bit of writing sounds
03:10 Gibi notices you and talks to you
04:50 First Aid kit / crinkle, gloves, liquid, rubbing sounds
07:03 Bandaging arms / crinkles, gloves, plastic sounds, some tongue clicks and blowing
08:58 Talking to you / some writing, paper shuffling
09:35 Phone call
10:00 Computer clicks / tongue clicking, paper shuffling, ripping sounds
11:05 Ice pack / tapping, rubbing, squeezing, some personal attention
12:16 Popsicles / plastic ripping
12:53 Talking to you / searching through bag, some gloves
14:48 Poking around with light and stick / Plastic against camera sounds, one ear at a time
17:52 Talking to you / some paper and writing sounds, some computer clicks
20:10 Phone call / some writing sounds
22:33 Talking to you / some crinkles
23:34 Reflex stick / soft sounds
you are a amazing person
@@addieglubka8981 Agreed
Underrated comment !🤩
thanks g
Thank you so much! Have a good day/evening/night!
I don’t mind the ads
I don’t mind the buffer
But when the ads buffer
I start to suffer
Nice🤔👍🏼
Haymich approves
edgar allen poe ass
Oldest trick In the book😂
I don't feel the pain because yt premium hot pockets boiii
nurse gibi: gives ice block and ice pack
actual nurses: oh you scraped your arm? Have a drink of water :)
My nurse: yep you’re leg is broken
Me: *cries*
My nurse : okay go back to class here’s a bandage
Me: 😑
Lex Ow My friend literally broke both of her legs and the nurse dId SoMeThInG lIkE tHaT
Emilie Smith ik At least I got to call my mom when it happened but this is what she said here’s an ice pack like huh
A BANDAGE? girl did you go to a private school ?
England is my city At my private school we don’t have a school nurse.
Lex Ow oof
2:05 is when the advertising is over
underrated comment
Legend
Thx
THANK YOU!🥺❤️
This should be at the top
Me: I have a migraine!
Teacher: no you don’t
Me ( 10 minutes later crying) : I HAVE A MIGRANE
Teacher: No NO YOU DONT
Me: pulls out phone
Teacher: what are you doing?
Me: calling my mom
Teacher: OKAY OKAY GO TO THE NURSE
Nurse: I have just the thing!
°pulls out mint°
MOMMMM
I feel you. No one knows what to do when you say you have a migraine.
My 8th grade English teacher said on the first day “If you’re going to die, go die outside, otherwise I have to do tons of paperwork” and said the same thing if someone started coughing. Good teacher, but that was a weird rule
SasukeUchiha 2002 she doesn’t want to be held accountable for you dying is that it? Well guess what honey, your the teacher, I’m in your class period, I’ll see you arrested,
@@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx I literally could not breathe in class once and I told the teacher, and she was like okay. I can’t deal with that, tell your next teacher. At the start of the lesson, and it was a double period so we had her for an hour and 10 minutes. 🤦🏻♀️
Hahaha
Me: dies
The school nurse: grap some ice and go back to class
Nurse Gibi: I'm coming in armed
Me: I wouldn't say that at school
Mike E true
i *wheezed*
404 User Not Found your the comment I was looking for
@The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago r/wooosh
andy pandy Is “Shut the fuck up” your only come back because you are illiterate and know we’re right?
gibi lives on the edge, hair out while doing a lice check???
*gET yOur PrEttY hAiR awAY fRoM mY iNFesTed hEAd*
The lice look at Gibi and say “She’s too perfect, we must not invade her head.”
We all can hope
Lol lives?
clikkie :D
I wish my nurse was like this. My nurse just takes your temp and says “you’re fine go back to class”.
*breaks leg*
Nurse: Your temp is normal. Go back to class
Xraf Games Exactly
Ikr
my friend had a pencil halfway in his leg and all the nurse did was took his temp and told us to go back to class.
@@Funji_slayer wow
me: I have a frostbite
nurse: *grabs ice pack with a smile*
Do y'all remember Dragon Tales on PBS Kids?
ANT Cassie was my daughters favorite 😏
DRAAAGON TALES DRAGON TALES ITS ALMOST TIME FOR DRAGON TAAAALEEES
Tøp_at_the fallout_chemical_waterpark_disco COME ALONG TAKE MY HAND
LETS GO OFF TO DRAGONSSS LAAANNNDDD
YASSSSSS
Nobody:
School Nurses: hErE’s An IcE PaCk
Eduardo Alvarado **cough** **cough** copied **cough**
[GD] Darknesss hahah didn’t mean any offense I just commented that because it’s like popular my baddd
@@eduardoalvarado9860 hahahahah *nervously laughs*
@@dontw00shme5 Shaxx did Mara Sov leave you?
Eduardo Alvarado y’all lucky most of the time we got wet paper towels
“I realized Sheryl never gave me the code”
*darn you sheryl*
Ye darn you Sheryl
Jordan McElroy not again Sheryl
Dammit sheryl, how many times?
Sheryl can’t you do your dang job for once?
Stop coming at sheryl
I can’t stop falling asleep to Gibis stuff it’s so calming
I remember loving the lice check that we would get yearly in elementary school
We simply got a sheet with the info that there are lice hopping around
My school had a yearly eye vision exam but never a lice check
Bleakpeach 872 we had both
Carmeleon HP that’s how our school did it and yea it was anoying because at times I thought I did because kids are so unhygienic
Me too! We would get lice checks and the nurse just basically took a comb and brushed through our hair. It was so tingly!
Gibi: gives full explanation of what's she doing to help my injured elbows...
My school nurse growing up: "here's some ice"
Heres some lice
Thats my nurse right there
True 😂
lol same
HAHA literally the nurse’s at my school right now.
Me: *clicks an asmr video to fall asleep*
Add: *COACHELLAAAAAA*
Ad*
*SWITCH TO T-MOBILE FOR A FREE IPHONE X*
she demonitized the video tho
same i feel u
Lolll
Her: We definitely can't have you at school, unfortunately.
In my ears: _Fortunately._
me: my leg fell off
nurse here’s some ice
me:
nurse: want me to call your parents too?
umm what do u think😂😁
We always had to call our parents. The nurse never did lol
Lmao
literally every school nurse ever
phantom wolfie omg lmfao
Gibi: so why are u at he nurses office
Me: to fake an injury so I can go home and play video games... I mean... errr... ahhh my stomach
Me.
@@mushroom_pluto6598 also me
@@rozemorgaine1886 also me
Dang it the comment had 69 likes
Me
Gibi: how did you scrape your elbows?
Me: I was dancing on the toilet and I fell off.
one of the best asmr videos imo. great stuff gibi i love the sounds they are soft on the ears