Wake Up With Talent vs Wake Up With The Perfect Body | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Wake Up With Talent vs Wake Up With The Perfect Body
Never Have Breakfast Again vs Never Have Dessert Again
Spend The Day As Another Gender vs Spend The Day As Another Race
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Tahir gotta be one of the hardest workin people during this pandemic..So proud of my boy, glad he’s finally taking time for self care.
And package delivery drivers. Trust me.
@@vapingfastbreak5629 43
Facts!!!
You know who don't work hard.. Leslie Jones and other comedians who steal joke from the comedians that are not as famous.. I'm sorry y'all that shet still got me pissed..and idc who gave her the joke ..the point is if T did god never forgets..if he didn't then I think he got hired for the fall
#justwatchandyouwillrealizethetruth
what if tahir doesn’t actually have a speech impediment? maybe he’s just always tired and stressed????
Hmmmm😂🤔
Mind blown
What if you're absolutely right? Wow
VERY possible 🤔
I believe fatigue can absolutely have an impact on your brain and how it processes information such as words you want to say and oral motor skills (e.i, slurring, stuttering, etc). ): Aw, Tahir. That could absolutely be a thing.
I have a slight lisp, and sometimes I truly feel like I am dyslexic, but it definitely gets worse when I'm exhausted. So I believe it.
I get Tahir not asking for help. Once you’ve been let down by people too much you just do everything yourself.
Man
That's that hyper independence 😔
Never a truer word spoken!!!!
That's me.
@@TamiaPeachhe does have a good group but that lifestyle and thinking has residual effects
The only reason Mondays are not awful anymore
I swear
Taking a nap and waking up to the podcast every Monday 😤
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I sho nuff lie abt my wt on my driver's license...welp🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
Folks out here trying to inject themselves w/that fantastic plastic...that's the 🐃💩.
hearing kevs voice immediately >>>>>>
We missed him!
Swear
Right!!
Been waiting for this
I'm surprised non of yall said yall would open a only fans for the month
Tahir just lookin like “yea whatever,when y’all start payin my bills y’all can tell me what to do,perfect time to bring in this next topic”
My thoughts exactly! lol
Lol i was thinking that too
If u dead how u gon pay them bills
Pat's gonna be "GoldiCock"
i was lookin at the thumbnail like..i know kev better be here today
Right 😂 kev is essential
Literally. If Kev or Pat ain’t there, I be upset. 😂
STGGGGGGGGGG KEV GIVES THE BEST ENERGYYYY😂
His thumb nail is too small, they need to zoom in
The last segment had me in literal tears, best ever
"Whose coochie is that?" 🤣🤣 this episode had me rolling
I’ve never heard scissoring referred to as arts & crafts 😂😂😂 what is wrong with Pat?
Lots of people have talents they don’t use. No person with a perfect body doesn’t totally milk the benefits
This is definitely one of the funniest episodes so far,it started as an intervention but immediately shifted gears😂😂🤣
Pat is the king of cheap shots
"Rocky Road" 😂😂😂
Thing is Kev chose rocky road ice cream for the best ice cream flavour at ADD, thats the first thing that came to my mind when pat said that.
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For me:
1) Wake up with a new talent
2) Never have dessert again
3) Spend the day as another gender
I appreciate all the content & work Tahir puts in, but he has to take care of himself. His health & mental comes first. Take 3 days off. Take a week off, idc. But he needs to relax. It’s okay to ask for help sometimes❤️
i like that yall dont cut out the family meetings in the beginning of the videos
Kev: “You gotta just..be”🧘🏾♀️ I felt that. I appreciate them gathering Tahir like that bc mans has been putting in MEGA work. We’re proud but you have to take care of your mental👏🏾
This the funniest episode I’ve ever watched 😂
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a Squad Cast than I have today. My God y’all are hilarious
That gender bender segment was so funny 🤣😂🤣 LOL
Them dragging Tahir for his hard work....I aspire to have friends like them 😂❤
I think it's important to distinguish perfect body from perfect health. Just because you have a great body doesn't mean your in good health so you couldn't eat any and everything you wanted for life.
The last vs topic had me DYING!! Please don't let Pat get a cooch in the next life!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I wanna see them discuss that horrible episode of roast me battle grounds with reggie junior and whys he's so unfunny
BRUH, that was trash
I’m with you. That would be something worth hearing 😂
Bruh I just hollered! 😭😭😭😭
What episode is that?
@@kaybayy4357 the one that says reggie junior
🗣 "Go away, I have a p*ssy!" That was the funniest shit ever! 😂😂😂
Bruh Tahir had me dying when Meg was saying she wants to know what it’d feel like and he said “fantastic!” 😂😂😂😂
as a mississippian I just pronounce syrup as “serp”
I’m from the Midwest and that’s how I pronounce it too
I'm from Indy and still say 'serp' i dont think anyone says "sir up", "sear up", or "siz urp" 😂
Fellow Mississippian and I agree 😂😂
Tennesseean here. I concur with the “serp” pronunciation.
One of the BEST episodes bruh. 2 years later and I still come back every now and then to watch 😂😭
The entire intro 🔥🔥🔥🔥 That's how it's suppose to be. Gas y'all friends and family up with good advice and positivity.
You guys are the best
14 minute intro . This is why we love this show. Y’all go head and keep talkin ima grab something to drink, y’all want something ?
🤣🤣🤣 Bruhhhhhh the last topic!! I had to pause and take a break from laughing so hard. From a woman’s perspective it was nice to hear what yall THINK yall would do and then the honesty at the end 🤣🤣🙌🏾 This just made my day.
Pat and Kev tripping on the last one bro
Ginger conference was going crazy lmaoo,
Shoulda came with the yearly special ZWTG zoomin with the gingers..
1:02:44 why did he say it like that 😭😭😭
I was screaming!
Hilarious
"...Something is a midst!" -kev 🥴🤮😅🤣🤣🤣
I love these shows, but if yall stayed on topic, it'd only be a 15 min show!! 😂😂😂
Tahir is the new Doboy! He now has to take all the shots and shade. 😂 Transfer of power, you know.
I love Kev, I really miss him when he’s not on here. He’s a major asset to the jokes lol
I was wonder why he is in so many different things I thought maybe some of this is backlogged of past shooting, now I know he been hustling too hard. Bro you dont have to do that much we will be around. Most of us subscribe to channels that upload once a month or every 5 months and we still come back. Things like squadd vs are timeless fun you will grow even if the episode isnt as frequent cause people will see the old stuff and binge that.
The Love these guys have towards to Tahir is amazing. This is a real family.
The intervention was needed. There's a saying that goes " If you don't choose the time to rest your body your body will choose it for you"
Kev with the BET uncut reference " what that thang smell like"
You guys are great and a true representation of family! You guys genuinely want to see each other win! Always look forward to Mondays SquaddCast!
I absolutely love this crew! Pouring in the positive while saying what needs to be said is commendable. Tahir, I know my family and friends feel the same way about me and honestly, it's annoying when they call me out. I do know that they mean more love than harm. I'm only 11 minutes in...not sure how I'm two years late on this, but from what you've shared, I can see how the step back did some good. None of you all will ever know how fortunate I feel to have found you during the pandemic. You all are blessed beyond measure.
Sorry to all ya'll other guys on here....but the only person I was looking at was Joshy Gonz. Everytime hes smiled I swooned.🥰😍😘
They’re having a debate over whether to say “syrup” or “syrup” and here I am in Mississippi saying “Surp”😂😂
They were absolutely right, Tahir. There are 3 different types of stress, Positive, Tolerable and Toxic. Positive Stress is stuff that motivates you and helps you become resilient. Tolerable also helps you become resilient, but can turn into Toxic stress if it's left unchecked or unaddressed. Toxic stress is always bad. And if what they're saying is right, then you're creating an environment where you can't heal and it escalates into physical/emotional/mental/spiritual problems. We all love you, bro, so we're glad you're taking some time for yourself even if it's a little bit.
1:02:25 That whole conversation 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
This need to be permanent lineup. The chemistry and the vibe is just right
Kev is going straight to the doctor when he gets his choochie. Messing it up immediately.
I absolutely loved the response to his ZWTH announcement. Tahir we love you, we gonna tune in regardless. Rest, restore, reenergize!
🤣🤣🤣 not Kevin with the my coochie finna be stankin 🤣🤣🤣 I died for real!!! This episode is f#cking hilarious
Man Kev is definitely missed when he’s not around... Today’s episode was 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That last topic man! 😂🤣😂🤣
@10:54 This right here I am going to practice for the entirety of my life
I cried on the last topic 😭😭😂😂kev tahir and Patrick are so hilarious
Kev behind the back passed a nacho to his other hand to scoop that Chipotle lol 😂😂
8:47
One of the funniest episodes by far
That last segment was HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
44:47 She is the true Meg Hatter😌
This was in my favorites playlist and I forgot why until the last and final topic 😭😭😂😂 Still funny
Art's an craft scissoring 🤣🤣🤣
Meg coming through with the BLACK HISTORY to get it through her brother's hard head! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
58:50 is PRIME CONTENT! TOP 3 moments of the series
1. Tahir, chill out and enjoy the life your hard work allowed you to have.
2. That Another Race/Another Gender one might be one of the funniest segments of all time.
We love you so much Tahir! ❤️❤️❤️
You are an inspiration to me and so many other people. Take care of yourself and enjoy your success.
"Get outta here; I have a pussy!!" Is the funniest thing I've laughed at in MONTHS OMFG
Rewatching Kev lie and say he’d never leave 😂😂
He said he recently died like tony stark didn’t just die
They paid Pat to use that massage gun and hold it the entire time. It doesn't feel that good for that long. His muscles would be sore by then
I just started a podcast and it's difficult for me to find time to do one per week! I have a 9 to 5 that I put way too much effort into, but I can only imagine what Tahir's stress level is. I love all of his content, but everyone needs that down time for the mind and body reset.
I think this is the funniest episode yet. That last question created the funniest moments. It's 3 in the morning and I'm over here dying loool
51:32
Meg’s middle name is *SHOULDERS*
😩😂🤣🤣🤣
Pats joy over being a woman was too funny this dude made me spit out my cereal I was sweating and crying from laughter 😂😂😂
Tahir getting the Chase bank money!! I saw the commercial big dog
Yasssss Tahir finally taking a break! Bro it is much deserved! The bday roast was amazing and I love that they really did an intervention AFTER he said he was taking a break 😂😂😂😂 they was on his neck!
Hey Josh! Great addition to the show. Also...can we get this on the KOS app? These adds:( I love it.
Take a bite of BRISKET??? LOL!!!
Tahir, we the fans support you taking breaks for yourself, so you can continue to give us dope content for years to come bro.
We care about you. You are more than a entertainer. You are our long distance brother.
Someone told me a phase that helped them realize that they worked to hard but he said (do you wanna work hard or do you wanna be rich ) for ppl who don’t get what he was saying is that the ppl on the bottom work the hardest while ppl on top work easy and make money
Kev was wildin this episode!
Sideshow Bob Bob killed me.
😂😂😂😂🤣😂 this was a FILTHY episode I love it 😂😂🤣
I just want to know how many takes it took for Tahir to get “Male Patterned Baldness” correct 🎬
Pat said "arts and crafts all weekend" 🤣🤣🤣
Steak shack, you don't want desert because he is desert and snack cloud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3 solid jokes back to back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I grew up in Queens New York (89'-95) went to P.s 24 and my 1st crush was chinese and black. Had a mad crush on her as kids, played basketball til the sundown. All the boys wanted her. But she only kicked it with this chubby boy. Hope your doing well, Kimberly. Lowkey I am reminded of her when Meg talks about her ethnic background. 😍🤣🤣
58:45 That transition was crazy! 🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣😂😅😅
1:02:44
1:04:04
You're welcome.
That last topic is full of Ratchery 😂😂
Aww 🥺🥺🥺the whole cast is here. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Tahir over here lookin like the riddler 🤣
Salute to Tahir's Grind! and Shoutout to JGonz! Hilarious on screen talent with great BTS work! Respect to the Squadd
I know exactly where they're coming from with Tahir and I know where Tahir is coming from. I'm one of those people who tries to do it all myself, too, and it wasn't until I was literally experiencing health effects that I had to realize you can't do that. We love the content, but we love you guys more so take your breaks! We'll be here, chillin.
my man patrick dressed like ALL MIGHT. lmao that jacket is dope.
Edit: tahir needs to chill fr fr
“BIG MUSTY” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
One of the funniest pods to date
Pat laugh is contagious 😩🤣
(Not a scissor fest)
Tahir as a woman for a day. His new show will be called🎵🎵
"Smashing All The Homies"
🎵🎵(SATH)🤣😂🤣😂
I love how kev immediately quit doing squaddd cast right after this episode