STOP BUFFERING 9 UPDASHES, IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK DO 9 UPDASHES, ON DISCORD ITS 9 UPDASHES. I WAS IN A SERVER RIGHT, AND ALLLL OF THE CHANNELS WERE JUST BUFFERING 9 UPDASHES.
as the most recent clearer of the white hole i feel personally attacked (/j) and i would like entirely blame the hint button for saying to do not just 9 but 11 updashes. now I know I was brainwashed just because I didn't know the tech... 🤯
a very fast setup that's 1 6f (so technically easier than a buffer) and 1 2f is this : doing a mid jump (hold jump for between 12 and 17 frames) and up dash at the peak, you'll land with 0.04
how about I have my fun and I get to buffer nine updashes because I really like buffering nine updashes and you stop being mean to me about me buffering nine updashes becuase I like buffering nine updashes I don’t care that you don’t like buffering nine updashes because what if I like buffering nine updashes? you’re trying to stop me from buffering nine updashes because you don’t like buffering nine updashes? Well I’ve got some news for you because I like buffering nine updashes and I don’t care that you don’t like buffering nine updashes and want me to stop buffering nine updashes and I will continue to buffering nine updashes whether you like it or not!
you're right we should start buffering 9 downdashes
Just discovered buffering 35 updashes from respawn gets you bottom 1/8th subpixels
omg that's so much better ill do that from now on
See now my favorite part of this video is that I will literally NEVER understand and yet it's so incredibly funny
update: I understand now.
in ninz civilization no one goes for the nine updashes
it's much safer and faster to go for the hyper, rather risking 10 years of your life for just the same bottom 8th subpixel
i read this as buffering ninz updashes
you can buffer those that is okay
The motivational music in the background is what makes this video
STOP BUFFERING 9 UPDASHES, IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK DO 9 UPDASHES, ON DISCORD ITS 9 UPDASHES. I WAS IN A SERVER RIGHT, AND ALLLL OF THE CHANNELS WERE JUST BUFFERING 9 UPDASHES.
10 hour video detailing every possible subpixel setup regardless of length or difficulty or I will be buffering 900 updashes
you're so wise...
I thought this'd be a "showcase" of sorts of the various different known setups to get the right subpixels without 9 updashes, but this is funnier
i love buffering nine updashes. it's so short and doesnt take five billion years at all /s
for some reason when i read this title i assumed "PLEASE STOP BUFFERING NINE UPDASHES" was the name of a map and this was ninz's completion of it
This reminds me of the time ninz buffered 12 downdashes in the one funny room
thank you ninz celeste for teaching us that we do not need to buffer nine updashes
2 octillion buffered updashes
1 billion updashes vs the sun
i found this setup completely on accident when playing that twh room
as the most recent clearer of the white hole i feel personally attacked (/j) and i would like entirely blame the hint button for saying to do not just 9 but 11 updashes. now I know I was brainwashed just because I didn't know the tech... 🤯
i have no idea what youre talking about but i think youre right i dont even know what a subpixel is
but i like watching as madeline goes boioinggoigngoingboing it’s like a bouncy ball
sorry i know everything about the game already buffering 9 updashes is the way
my dad works for extremely ok games
ok, but hear me out. Ten updashes!
what's updash
make me, i dare you.
thank you for world of goob ost
this video changed my lif
what about up left dashes?
Why is Star Sapphire from Touhou in Celeste
This is such a great video
Are there other setups with no wall ?
im actually not aware of any, in that case 9 updashes might be the best strat, though id love if someone showed otherwise !
a very fast setup that's 1 6f (so technically easier than a buffer) and 1 2f is this :
doing a mid jump (hold jump for between 12 and 17 frames) and up dash at the peak, you'll land with 0.04
but that mid jump thing is hard to do consistently
buffer ~709 1f jumps
but it's silly!
how about I have my fun and I get to buffer nine updashes because I really like buffering nine updashes and you stop being mean to me about me buffering nine updashes becuase I like buffering nine updashes I don’t care that you don’t like buffering nine updashes because what if I like buffering nine updashes? you’re trying to stop me from buffering nine updashes because you don’t like buffering nine updashes? Well I’ve got some news for you because I like buffering nine updashes and I don’t care that you don’t like buffering nine updashes and want me to stop buffering nine updashes and I will continue to buffering nine updashes whether you like it or not!
@@ptyw. have fun buffering nine updashes in prison
@@ninzwz i will and you cant stop me
@@ptyw. yay 😁
very very unrelated but i have been going INSANE looking for a good keystrokes overlay software, which one do you use for your streams?
@@maxaplays i use nohboard ! keyspersecond is another one some people use
Pokemon
you dont have to do that