Alex Turner in his songs: absolute modern poët, beautiful wordplay, eloquent, master lyricist Alex Turner in life: "yakudseeythaysellloikgoostkukays", "koool'n'fon'n'naais", *unintelligible drabble* AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT
for anyone who doesnt get the ghost cookies joke its because theres a common phrase used when talking about something that is selling fast youd say 'its selling like hotcakes" alexs joke was just that you could change the phrase to 'theyre selling like ghost cookies' because they sold two. just a stupid joke but makes for a hilarious story because of the sheer awkwardness
I was so ready to make this joke and saw someone had replied and clicked the reply open with a mounting sense of suspense but alas. you had been much faster.
Alex just losing himself in the music and not giving a fuck during the instrumental part of "Moonage Daydream" is one of my favorite things, haha. Like, he cannot dance, but he commits to it so fully anyway that it's just admirable and endearing and awesome. He also somehow manages to make flailing around look sexy. He always looks like he's having a grand ol' time during that part of the song and I support him 100%, lol.
You can literally see his style transform from 50s (AM) to 60s (Shadow puppets) to 70s (TBH+C), I swear he's going to dress like the Freddie Mercury on the next album 😂
And here we have a classic example of a time traveller from the 70's who's gotten stuck and has to drug his way through it till he's rescued... I like him
I still conclude Alex Turner has a form of Asperger's, its the way his eyes track when he speaks to interviewers and fidgets. Takes one to know one. If it was coke, it would only be a few interviews, not everyone for 2 decades. Its cool though, Paddy Considine whom the AM know from previous work has it and is out about it. Just my hypothesis. Even his English teacher said he was a bit "different" in high school (my Latin teacher said the same thing) and the "weird" comments I still think he's aspie.
I think he said "particularly pop-ity" meaning that the sound was more pop-infused than usual. - could be wrong. And I honestly think the guy is just acting silly. When I'm happy I act really strange like this and just do whatever pops into my head. Alot of creative-types will do seemingly random things which people claim are drugs or something - and I'm not saying drugs can't be apart of it, but it's not the source for many people. People who take themselves super serious all the time will not get this type of behavior.
I love how his snark is cranked up to 11, but you can still tell he's just messing with Miles, and then they start acting like two kids having a staring contest, lol.
Now it's one in the morning and I'm trying not to wake My fam-i-ly up with my laughter I've got school and I'll be late Why is Alex always so damn high? *WHY?* Why is Alex always so damn high?
+BluexDevil Axl never really did drugs or drink alcohol. The rest of Guns were high and drunk most of the time, though - but I guess they were better at keeping their composure than he was. Haha.. He was scared substance abuse would ruin his voice - which is ironic, because it was his constant screaming and chronic smoking that did the damage. As for him acting drunk and high on stage, that's how he naturally was (and it was great!). Lmao.
Alex seems like the kind of guy who you’d ask him “What are you on?” and he’d just reply “Yes”
or maybe. "how high are you?"
"it's Hi, how are you?"
Yes
So,,,,,,me
A person after my own heart (:
I hear Yes is a cool new drug
Everyone's saying Alex is on something but he's just British
LMFAO FACTS
@@jordancarter6297 whooooshhh
Definitely a bit of both
robert pattinson is typing... 😭😭
So he's on something? Gotcha.
Alex Turners voice cannot decide what part of England he’s from
@@daisycurd2025 that's not the point of the joke my dear 😂
When he sings: Sheffield
When he speaks: I have no clue
r e i his accent was magically restored lately though
r e i do you not know how northern people sound?
DanYell X i do, I was just joking about the fact that his speech patterns change a lot
Hippies: i can get higher than anyone
Alex Turner: Hold my ghost cookies, stryker
Aaron Corpuz God, this is SO great xD
I low key read that as hippos and it made it so much better
The Stryker addition made it 27x funnier
Thank you for making me laugh :)) made my day hahaha
If he isnt on anything, i have like several questions.
Babey Beans and if he is I still got questions lmao😂
I don't know, I'm usually like this. I just don't talk to people a whole lot lmao.
Lucy Jenning that’s why you’re like this to much alone time 😂, speaking from experience
he looks really high tho he most likely does weed cuz you can see it on his face 😂
Same haha
he’s just living in his own little world leave him alone
No one else like this - its on 505
He's the main character.
We’re all just parts of Alex’s world
@@rivur._ I’m very proud to be a part of it
*singing in a voice sent from the heavens above* _i just got a cheeseburga in the groin_
LMAO
@AndreiMartinBaylon69 😂😂
Maybe this event was what inspired that random "cheesburger" line in "she looks like fun"?
I was just watching that but and I laughing like crazy help
4:09 *CRAWLING BACK TO YOU*
Through*
lmAO
Lik thanks for this
EVER THOUGHT OF CALLING WHEN YOU’VE HAD A FEW
cause I always do
Alex Turner in his songs: absolute modern poët, beautiful wordplay, eloquent, master lyricist
Alex Turner in life: "yakudseeythaysellloikgoostkukays", "koool'n'fon'n'naais", *unintelligible drabble*
AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT
I believe the word is northern
us northerners do tend to sound like that aye
Iris Walraven you haven’t got the accent right...*”yercudsehthursellinglaarkghostcookies”
Ashley Padgett No...there are many accents up north. His is South Yorkshire. Sheffield. The home of great music.
@@Irunwithscissors63 bet you're fun at parties
Alex Turner is not only stuck in another decade fashion-wise, but his whole existence seems to be stuck on another universe 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 lmao yes.
And on the puzzle
@@TheMusicmayhem101 genius
Alex turner and Andrew vanwyngarden from MGMT are actually interstellar travelers who came to earth to make music and confuse interviewers
ME
for anyone who doesnt get the ghost cookies joke its because theres a common phrase used when talking about something that is selling fast youd say 'its selling like hotcakes" alexs joke was just that you could change the phrase to 'theyre selling like ghost cookies' because they sold two. just a stupid joke but makes for a hilarious story because of the sheer awkwardness
Thank you i was lost lol
Col. - hilarious story because of the sheer awkwardness - Could not have been described any better.......
Oop
"hilarious story"
OHH lmaooo
If more men dressed like him, i would probably date again.
Same
dang it, i dress like that ngl.
Plenty do. They’re just all gay.
@@MrA71717 time for a sex change me thinks.
This is such a mood tbh
I guess now we know why he always calls that one girl why he’s high.
Because he literally is always high
That song and this comment speaks to me. Laughed my fuckin balls off loool
*you could say they're sellin' like ghost cookies*
Wot
@@matthewgreenway9712 he said, *_you could say they're sellin' like ghost cookies_*
But I'm still don't get it
@@juancarlosmejia2578 I need someone to explain it to me as well 😂😂😂
"selling like hot cakes" means something is in very high demand, so hes just pissing about with that
0:56 is my favorite moment of his because it just shows the pure dumbass energy he radiates
I’m rolling on the floor at this 🤣🤣
LMAO
What Song he was singing?
@@juliamartins7141 sounds like Sweet Dreams, TN
mine is 1:15 😭😭
At this point I’m not sure if he’s high or it’s just Alex Turner being Alex Turner
Livie Gee oh it’s just alex turner
Alex turner being Alex turner is Alex turner being high
Both. Both is good.
Livie Gee he is him
Livie Gee i don't think he even knows 😂
“PartIcUaly,”
“...Particularly,”
“Particularly”
“PARTICULARLY”
“PaRtIcUaLy,”
Just me realised that?
Halloween cookies for sale at this PARTICULAR place....Ghost Cookie that looked PARTICULARY tasty
@@fluentinfilm3233 the britishest
Also known as: “Dont do drugs, kids”
OMG 505 likes
I LOVE UR PROFILE PICTURE
Nevermind, someone ruined the perfection
he’s just british luv
@@AH-ns9ux British people don’t usually act like this unless their on drugs. Luv
2:18 me trying decide if its the edibles or if I'm actually having a heart attack
That's probably what he's thinking lol
Why do I know the feeling you’re talking about?🤣😭💀
TE S IM DYING 🤣😂😂😭😭
Fr 😂😂
I know that EXACT feeling and lmao
almost shat myself at 1:02 I didn't see the change of camera angle coming at all and it was too hilarious
That was hilarious...I got a good laugh outta that too
Laura thank you so much
same
wig
Laura omfg yes 😭😭😂
1:46 my last brain cell at 3 am
Which song is it i cant find it
@@monaslinart1193 wondering too
@@icantdecide9178 FOUND IT finally, IT'S NAME'' The Meeting Place'' ahahaha
@@monaslinart1193 thank you haha
0:56 mine
why's he always crawling
and WHERE is he crawling to
why are you in such a hurry, alex
Kawaii Walrus well he's obviously *craaawling baack to yooou*
I was so ready to make this joke and saw someone had replied and clicked the reply open with a mounting sense of suspense but alas. you had been much faster.
dang it i was too
Freedan
looks like he thought of crawling when he'd had a few
that was a dumb joke omg sry
Kawaii Walrus probably wants to puke out all the drugs
I'm convinced, that he and Miles compete on who can get higher before an interview
Kyyp3r alex always wins
Kyyp3r i almost choke at your comment
Hahaha LMFAO
loll
LMAOOOOO
2:45 he's vibing so hard omg i love him
Name Of the Song ?
@@tonysouza2870 did you find the song?
@@itsnotjulia4312 Moonage Daydrean - David Bowie
@@tonysouza2870 ty 🙂
Alex just losing himself in the music and not giving a fuck during the instrumental part of "Moonage Daydream" is one of my favorite things, haha. Like, he cannot dance, but he commits to it so fully anyway that it's just admirable and endearing and awesome. He also somehow manages to make flailing around look sexy. He always looks like he's having a grand ol' time during that part of the song and I support him 100%, lol.
You can literally see his style transform from 50s (AM) to 60s (Shadow puppets) to 70s (TBH+C), I swear he's going to dress like the Freddie Mercury on the next album 😂
JackDoesStuff sadly, tranquility base hotel + casino is the last album, they won’t make another one :(
@@lisa-rt5ol luckily that is complete horseshit
Jaws omg really?? i thought they said that in an interview.. would be fucking awesome if they made another one
LCZV Lyrics wait what? no albums? but they are still going to be a thing right? I mean they are still going to keep making songs and stuff!?
@lisa bullshit
I want to try whatever he takes
Cocaine?
That particularly cocaine
mc jammy SHEEEFFFFIIIIIIEEEEEEEELLLLLLDDDD
m3 2
No, you don't.
This man’s jeans are strong af
Why'd you only film him when he's high?
underrated comment
Richard Levin hhhhiiiIIIIIIIiiiiIIIIGGGHHHhhh
Oh I see what you’ve done there
iconic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
interviewer: "alex are you high?"
alex: "am i what?"
interviewer: "high?"
alex: "hey."
this made me think of him, dont @ me.
@Zrycc
@Zrycc
@Zrycc
Didn't think this one through, did ya mate?
@Zrycc
Oh god what have i done.
0:59 when I’m telling a story and someone interrupts me
hahahahahahah I know
IM ROLLING
Nico
HAHAHAHAHAHA YES
"I just got a cheeseburger in the groin"
Infinity On High-Functioning Sociopath iconic
That's my yearbook quote
*instant hit*
well, it must've been the *ultracheese*
I love Alex, but hopefully I one day finally understand what the hell goes on in his head. 😂😂😂
Strawberry Crazycake something about where he can score the next lot of cocaine, judging from these videos 🤔
Strawberry Crazycake drugs
yeah just do coke and you’ll know
Acid probably
Strawberry Crazycake hey boo. I see your profile pic
4:09 the legend says he still crawling
back to you
And here we have a classic example of a time traveller from the 70's who's gotten stuck and has to drug his way through it till he's rescued... I like him
Yup
"I just got a cheeseburger in the groin"
I hate it when that happens
Ikr you just get a cheeseburger to the groin i hate it
Do u ever look at someone and wonder “what is going on inside their head”
I'm your 505th like 😮
*gHosT CoOkiEs*
p a r t i c u l a r l y t a s t y
You could say there selling like ghost cookies
**what**
This mans looks like a twinkish wolverine
Your type of guy 👍
Wolvertwink
@@benbenpotato woah dude that was genius
NOT THE TWINK WOLVERINE LMFAO
@@benbenpotato I am CACKLING
2:14 me during online classes in quarantine
So accurate
This has 505 likes
@@United1158 IM GOING BACK TO 505 IF THERES A 7 HOUR FLIGHT OR A 45 MINUTE DRIVE
he was definitely on something for some of these
not karl nope, all of them.
Cocaine
not karl Imma guess alcohol and cocaine
Ghost Cookies
tomdotexe uh huh yeah
Miles: mentions another man
Alex: /INTENSE STARE OF JEALOUSY/
Nah Mate *COOL AND FUN AND NICE*
Alex is a PETTY queen and I love it
Wtf
Aylen Lourdes Narbaes Miles: ah
Aylen Lourdes Narbaes 😂😂😂😂😂
i hope cheeseburger in the groin is gonna be their next single
I can actually see that being a lyric in a song lol, after all we already got moons side boob lol
The Ultracheeseburger
@@frazerburke4670 HELPPP 😭
3:41 *just keeps squatting*
big mood
how did those pants not rip
whats the name of that song?
Zayummm Milly
The Last Shadow Puppets - Meeting place
HAHHAHA
How can he be so sexy being so weird?
fuck, Im straight and I think hes hot :o
cocaine.
I still conclude Alex Turner has a form of Asperger's, its the way his eyes track when he speaks to interviewers and fidgets. Takes one to know one. If it was coke, it would only be a few interviews, not everyone for 2 decades. Its cool though, Paddy Considine whom the AM know from previous work has it and is out about it. Just my hypothesis. Even his English teacher said he was a bit "different" in high school (my Latin teacher said the same thing) and the "weird" comments I still think he's aspie.
Cocaine
Simple, its Alex Turner
2:32 I may have to make this my new tinder bio
SKSKSKSK 💀
Its my insta bio lol
Cool and fun and noice euhhh
Miles:" ... and I became very close"
Alex: *stares at Miles intensely, in jealously*
Omg yesss
Alex’s snake hips and general disinterest in things: A series
Yamini Jaswal is that a title to his biography 😂😂😂😂😂
Your Average Guy in Life I am not sure if any other title fits him better.
This man is the definition of 'chaotic energy'. I would not want to be in charge of looking after him.
Takashi Shirogane I wanna be wanna be wanna be Jim morrisonnnnn
Why do i keep seeing you under the comments of any alex turner related vid?
and thus. the ultracheese was born
sKiiTs8 um
CHEESEBURGER
Good morning cheeseburger
You mean the ultracheese-burger to the groin?
The only song I liked from the new album
This was the video that got me into the band...
Same
@Madeline Harper Alex is from the Arctic monkeys and also from the last Shadow puppets
Me at 4:05: oh he just being emotional
Me when he starts crawling: excuse me wtf
Alternative title : alex turner on drugs for 4:24 min straight
anonymous It would be even more hilarious if it was for 4:20 minutes straight:D
I feel kinda blue I was gonna say that 😂
2:36 this whole interaction is definitely something. Imagine being the interviewer
"jesus fucking christ what are these two doing and why am i here"
Rock stars not postman.
2:22 That sigh though 😂😂😂
*PARTICULARLY TASTY*
*particularly P U P P E T T Y*
him
I think he said "particularly pop-ity" meaning that the sound was more pop-infused than usual. - could be wrong. And I honestly think the guy is just acting silly. When I'm happy I act really strange like this and just do whatever pops into my head. Alot of creative-types will do seemingly random things which people claim are drugs or something - and I'm not saying drugs can't be apart of it, but it's not the source for many people. People who take themselves super serious all the time will not get this type of behavior.
@@vilma20 I meant to reply to this guy, not the OP.
Why is this called Alex Turner being a meme for four minutes and not Alex Turner being higher than the Himalayas for four minutes? 🤔🤔
Himalayas❤🔥
Hah
Or "Alex Turner being Alex Turner for 4 minutes"
I was falling down from toilet.. this was the best comment i've ever seen on yt 😂
Maybe he is not high, maybe he is just fucked up, he doesn´t seem to enjoy.
3:39
Me: is dying of laughter
Also me: wHY DoES hE KeEP SqUaTinG?!!
+- 4:20 crawling off stage to get more *ghost cookies*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
LMAOOOOOOOOO FR 💀💀💀
Literally nobody:
This weird grown man:
You have no idea who he is do you.
Asian who likes planes yea you’re fucking cringe
Aaron Corpuz calm down
i agree
This reply sec is the defination of r/woooosh
Why do I get the same energy from this video as Steve Harrington in stranger things
Yes!
2:35 KILLS me EVERY time
And then the violins just after that omg,😂😂
Yeah ikr 😂
I love him perhaps a little too much
Valentina Rulloni same
But would a kiss be too much to ask(?)
Valentina Rulloni he's amazing
Valentina Rulloni me too😂
U have 505 likes:)) U r the chosen one.
1:14 when I see this clip, I just think of that one drunk guy who always wants to do karaoke
He sounds so good tho 😳
what song is he singing in they clip?
@@merika5044 calm like you by the shadow puppets
Particularly poppety
You read that in Alex 's voice
What does that even mean though?
@@kawaii_hawaii222 that it's _particularly_ poppety
@@kawaii_hawaii222 I thought its was particularly puppety lmao
Ha why did I read it in his voice tho😂😂
Friend:"is your Idol nice?"
Me:"well,he tries…"
Alex Turner: exists
Literally everyone else in the world: 🤰🤰
2:30 Cool, and fun and niiiiiice.
Its funny, because Alex's out-of-nowhere statement really didn't contribute anything to Miles' explanation
KSKSKSKSKSKSKS
He looks so pissed off lmao
I love how his snark is cranked up to 11, but you can still tell he's just messing with Miles, and then they start acting like two kids having a staring contest, lol.
You and your friend during a test in class 2:40
Wolf Fraser my dude i love you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahhahahahahhahahah
I can't stop laughing at 3:14
He looks like a drunk uncle singing at the wedding
oml nooo i cant unsee
do you know what song it is?
HILL OJEDA MARTHA EUGENIA NULL its the meeting place by tlsp
HILL OJEDA MARTHA EUGENIA NULL if u cant find it its cause its not arctic monkeys
I’m the cheeseburger
there's just not a heterosexual explanation for like 80% of this
There is no explanation period tbh
the gays are only 5% closer to figuring it out
Drugs.
@@mayap8191 Gay drugs
The neck tie and sailor posses were a bit suspect
alex doesn't pass the vibe check...he IS the vibe check
2:19 when your mom sees her friend at the store
😂😂😂😂
He looks so cute doing that.
And you just waiting for her to shut up and buy some damn food
Sab Ali ikr, so cuteeee
cool and fun and N I CE
a bone 😐😐😐😐😐
thanks
no one:
Alex Turner: cOoLaNdFunAnDNiCe
It’s 1am and I have to be up in 5 hours for school but here I am trying not to wake my family up with my laughter.
why did i read this using the 'whyd u only call me when youre high' tune lmao
Basically: you have to be up in the morning, gonna have an early night?
same here
Me rn 😂😂😂
Now it's one in the morning and I'm trying not to wake
My fam-i-ly up with my laughter I've got school and I'll be late
Why is Alex always so damn high?
*WHY?*
Why is Alex always so damn high?
Let us never forget that the music video for cornerstone exists
A M E N
nobody:
alex turner: g h o s t k o o k i e z
*when Alex tells a terrible joke but u also need $25 to buy TBH&C Vinyl*
do you bum? Wait it’s on vinyl?
Cheezy Nachoz26 yep it’s out on vinyl
hayis4horses xx um try again sweetie ua-cam.com/video/mXuUAtAtMtM/v-deo.html
hayis4horses xx lmao what
most drunk singer ever. love it.
adamsymil You've obviously never heard of Shane MacGowan then 😂
Shamed, you have my name. SHAMED! ..
Jim morrison.
Phil anselmo.
Ozzy osbourne.
Dixie collins.
David allan coe.
Johhny cash.
Ummmmm...ever heard of Axl Rose?
had to laugh at this comment. Jim Morrison makes Alex Turner look like a snowflake.
+BluexDevil Axl never really did drugs or drink alcohol. The rest of Guns were high and drunk most of the time, though - but I guess they were better at keeping their composure than he was. Haha.. He was scared substance abuse would ruin his voice - which is ironic, because it was his constant screaming and chronic smoking that did the damage. As for him acting drunk and high on stage, that's how he naturally was (and it was great!). Lmao.
the amount of times I've come back to this video is unhealthy
Same, I need a therapist
3:51 Crawling back through you (?)
he said calm like you
Ignacio Alejandro Martinez Baez what's the name of the song?I beg of you😔
Rex Player #1 its *calm like you* by *the last shadow puppets*
I laughed. Hard.
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
His dealer is doing a really good job
2:21 is me trying to stay awake in class
0:51 And she's said "wUt??"
the zoom in cracks me up
If I ever perform I want to crawl on the stage like Alex
sAME
also hi i see your profile pic is a god frank iero
yes our sweet baby
frank oof
4:10 me scaping from my problems
hes such a dad dancer
British or high ...
Little Relief an amalgamation of the two.
Little Relief Same thing really...
Both
Little Relief
Why restrict your self to just one, when you can be both
He doesn't take drugs hes just a arshole.
god bless whoever zoomed in on the cheeseburger
3:06 so that's why they'll realese a song called Ultra Cheese...
1:07 maybe he was having an attack or something
I'm actually concerned.
I believe it’s just fatigue and heavy sleeping problems. Doubt it’s hard drugs
Looks like a effect of past LSD dose
it's called cocaine induced muscle spasms
You do get spasms from using a lot of amphetamine type drugs, such as speed and cocaine, sometimes ecstasy too.
*He cured my depression*
this video should be 4:20 minutes long
How does this video not have more views?!! I can't stop laughing at this and omfg the way this video ended was genius
As far I can see it's Alex Turner having a shitload of fun don't be a hater
him and miles are just next level
1:30 "Particularly Poppity" got me
2:54 😂😂😂 "I just got a cheeseburger in the groin"
And that's how Ultracheese came to be