jack you can not let your stats reach the maximum or you will lose and you can not let them completely drop also when it says you are going to lose the stats every second you need to be quick the usually don't last that long
so,I got an eye that lets me see my stats in numbers,which helped me rule for a very long time.At the 666 year I met the devil,al my stats were at 66 at the end,and when I did die(the church tore all my limbs off,thanks),I ruled...exactly 66 years...odd,isn't it?
If the treasury gets too full, the court will throw a huge feast and you will choke to death. If the treasury gets too empty, the merchant's guild will overthrow you and send you into exile. If the army becomes too strong, the general will lead a coup and take your throne. If the army becomes too weak, the neighboring nations will invade and conquer you. If the population becomes too high, your subjects will overthrow you. However, they will not kill you. If the population becomes too low, an angry mob will break into the castle and kill you. If the church becomes too powerful, the Pope will overthrow you. There is a chance you will either be sacrificed as a martyr or spared. If the church becomes too weak, a pagan cult will lay seige on the castle and kill you.
Also, I don't know how exactly it works, but for example if you have really low Church and your treasury gets empty, you get ending like "they wanted to send you into exile but Church convinced them to burn you alive".
8:30 Jack, I don't know how to tell you this, but... this card will have effect *every second* .. You need to pay attention, cause *SPEED IS KEEEEEEEEEEEY*.
14:42 The Eastern way to pronounce Zgando is Ahboep because each letter comes after the letters in Zgando. also the east is to the right and going to another letter could be visualized as going to the right. Example: A ---> B ---> C, etc.
very much so. odds are it wouldn't have made much of a difference. though it kinda pissed me off, he was clearly just enjoying himself. if it were me, I probably woulda tried to have sped through it.
12:05 Hey! My name's Robert! I'm king now!? Woohoo! 12:28 Excalibur. Double woohoo! 14:59 Demonic powers now. 19:48 Well, blue is a favorite color of mine. I also would trust Marisa from Touhou at this point. 19:58 BUNNIES! I'm king of the bunnies! 26:02 Now I'm ancient. I already feel old enough already. 27:23 I like swords. 27:49 Over my dead- oh, they already threw me out. (Thanks alot Jack)
HEY I GOT ONE Nurse: Congratulations, you've given birth to a healthy baby gir- Mother: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY BABYS GENDERRED EHEJDHWKEKKSKSKDLDKKSKWK TRIGGREEEERED
Gotta love Jack, not paying attention as usual, losing all his stats because he has to make up some stupid story. Lets just ignore the "This will have effect every second" at the top of the screen.....
How can you pay so little attention to what is going on in your game that you dont notice EVERY SINGLE STAT GOING TO ZERO?!?!?!?!?! I mean, I guess its typical JSE. Its just like when he doesnt pay any attention to which side has the higher price in Turmoil..... COME ON, JACK!!!
Okay geez dude no need to freak out on him, you want to make those decisions go for the game is on steam. There is no need to be harsh okay, he just wants to make some funny content for his viewers. Thank you and goodbye.
there was nothing he could do, he just had to keep playing. didn't you guys notice that when he picked the right choices, his stats went up?? and i don't know about you guys, but i didn't watch Jack so i can see him be good at games... i watched him for his commentary, his personality. to me that's more enjoyable than being infatuated with someone who's "supposed" to be good at every game.
the spirit king dude tells you what to do. you should be able to figure it out without having a fucking step by step explanation on how to play and what to do
Jack, on St. Patrick's Day make a video where you only talk like proper Irishman. I probably won't understand a single word but sher jaysus, it's gonna be hilarious!
jacksepticeye song (Last Friday Parody) Scrolling through the internet, I should really go to bed. Channels boring as hell, none of them are done well. PewDiePie I’ve run him dry, VanossGaming not my type. Energy is lacking with these, I need someone to fill my needs! Something in my sight, that green septic eye, oh man! Oh wow! Scrolling through this account, videos in huge amounts, this is it! (jacksepticeye!) His hair a bright, bright green, bursting with energy. His happiness enters your life! (jacksepticeye!) You go out of your way, to watch his two videos a day. You watch them through the whole night! (jacksepticeye!) His videos filled with energy, always top notch quality. He’s famous but he just denies! (jacksepticeye!) Awesome, serious, goofy. It doesn’t matter to me! He will always be; (jacksepticeye!) jacksepticeye! X2 Okay I think I’ve had enough, surely he can’t still be up? Surely he can’t keep his flow, how the hell does he upload? Every time he blows my mind, he spends so much damn time! Just to keep us entertained, I really have no complaints. Skate 3, GMod, little inferno, clustertruck, oh wow! Oh man! His channel keeps going up, he keeps uploading stuff. No hate! (He’s great!) (jacksepticeye!) His hair a bright, bright green, bursting with energy. His happiness enters your life! (jacksepticeye!) You go out of your way, to watch his two videos a day. You watch them through the whole night! (jacksepticeye!) His videos filled with energy, always top notch quality. He’s famous but he just denies! (jacksepticeye!) Awesome, serious, goofy. It doesn’t matter to me! He will always be; (jacksepticeye!) jacksepticeye! X2 JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE (jacksepticeye!) His hair a bright, bright green, bursting with energy. His happiness enters your life! (jacksepticeye!) You go out of your way, to watch his two videos a day. You watch them through the whole night! (jacksepticeye!) His videos filled with energy, always top notch quality. He’s famous but he just denies! (jacksepticeye!) Awesome, serious, goofy. It doesn’t matter to me! He will always be; (jacksepticeye!) jacksepticeye! (eye) (eye) (eye)
Jack, i know its for entertainment but you gotta chill on the story making. When you were in the dungeon your army depleted befor you even noticed it. Still love the series, just thought id throw it out there for ya. Sam is love Sam is life. (@)~~
To be fair, it was going to deplete all the way anyway. Even if you rush through that part, all your resources deplete because there are multiple choices and texts to get through.
+David Boucard No? You can get out of the Plungeon pretty easy, just remember the door codes. Also, the text gets really repetitive, so unless for some reason you like to read the same text 100 times, you can just go through without reading anything.
I love how at 9:00 he's rambling away and doesn't notice how ALL of his stats are falling every second. It's one of those things where you enjoy his commentary and it's funny, but it's also like "Jack the game pls, don't fail me now" (not that it really matters, it's just as funny if he fails or succeeds)
0:39 Jack: Jack the tyrannical is no longer. Now, I am Jack the Merciful! *four minutes into the video* Jack: DAMM IT ALL TO HELL DOCTOR THAT'S IT FUCKIN JACK THE TYRANNICAL IS COMING BACK
am I the only one who yelled at the screen when Jack kept messing around when he got lost in the dungeon because everything was going down every second?
it's got to be crazy that millions of people watch you every night what incredible pressure on you and you handle it so well keep up the good work Sean
I like the way they potrayed the witch in this game. Actual witchcraft is literally just messing around with plants and interpreting dreams. I really like that the doctor was the one doing stereotypical witch things and the actual witch was running a hospital
Hey jack just so you know in the future, if you empty or fill up the white bar in any of the categories you will lose the crown and or die. Not always, sometimes there is a small chance for survival but try to keep them all in them middle never full and never empty. :)
Look man even if he doesn't respond to any, he still puts some amount of effort into it. There are so many comments you wouldn't respond in his situation either
+Ryan Kaplan I don't think they're highlighting the fact that Jack has no time to respond, but that the amount of negativity in the comment section is absolutely absurd
we discovered an unknown body in the dungeon. It's hands are missing. "Caaaaaarl that kills people."
OMFG 😂😂😂
WOW
LLAMA MEMES
ANYONE WHO TYPES IN LOWERCASE WILL BREAK LE CHAIN AND RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE LOOOL
SHOUTING IS THE OFFICAL LANGUAGE NOW!!
"It's hands are missing"
CARRRRRAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!
FUCKING....... BRILLIANT!
XD
THAT KILLS PEEEOOOPPPLLLEEE
CAAARRRRLLLLLLL
CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (9001 years later) AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
I was practically yelling at the screen because jack didnt notice his stats decreasing. XD
same
Ass
Same!
jacksepticeye's funniest videos
so tru, talking about talk too much lololol
You know what's weird? At the end, when he was 50 and had reigned for 47 years, that would've meant he was three when He became King.
Yeah
@@Eric-cm5sn still very young
8:38 uh...jack? Your stuff is going do-... Jack! The meters-! Hold your hilarious comedy in for a sec!! JAACK!
ikt
ikr*
+Protofifteen Same😂😂
+Gerger Fuck off
+Gerger no
jack you can not let your stats reach the maximum or you will lose and you can not let them completely drop also when it says you are going to lose the stats every second you need to be quick the usually don't last that long
Yes,jack should see this
How can you lose when something reaches max? Do you like drown in money? xD
+xDragon03 I was thinking the same thing, but watch it happen then you'll understand..... Maybe
+xDragon03 if you have max money you choke on your own food at a feast, and everyone else is drunk
i hope he does notice been two episodes and he still doesn't know about it :D
I'm pissed, while he was doing the skit at the beginning of the Dungeon area his stats were going down and he didn't notice 😂😂
finally sombody say it! i was so frustrated
To be fair to him, timed events that just start on their own aren't very commentary-friendly.
I was screaming! Hahaha
Omg ikr 😂
exactly x_x
so,I got an eye that lets me see my stats in numbers,which helped me rule for a very long time.At the 666 year I met the devil,al my stats were at 66 at the end,and when I did die(the church tore all my limbs off,thanks),I ruled...exactly 66 years...odd,isn't it?
Wait
And u have... half of 66 likes!
@SplashMan Robloxian- and now, two thirds
Now we wait and see what happens if you hit 666 likes
"With my Excalibur and my barn, I thought it would last forever..."
I looked behind me to see who he was pointing at to be in charge. He was pointing directly at my Mettaton poster.
In return for leaving him in charge, he will give Jack a handsome reward. He will make this kingdom. . . ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!
bananabuttersomethin mettaton poster?!
where u find?!?!?!
JTA Mallari probably fangamer
+bananabuttersomethin
OHH YES!
bananabuttersomethin my little brother is
One of the kings was Harry the sorcerer...
You're a wizard Harry! :3
LOL!
Paulina Hennessy wow...
Your a harry wizard
And you're a hairy wizard
Wait is there something wrong with chopping body parts off pigeons and frogs and then sewing them together?
Not if you're discreet about it.
ah yes, because we're strange transcendental beings who have yet to be exposed to complex concepts such as basic science X'D
Rashotcake not if you’re not a not man
Nope...
If the treasury gets too full, the court will throw a huge feast and you will choke to death.
If the treasury gets too empty, the merchant's guild will overthrow you and send you into exile.
If the army becomes too strong, the general will lead a coup and take your throne.
If the army becomes too weak, the neighboring nations will invade and conquer you.
If the population becomes too high, your subjects will overthrow you. However, they will not kill you.
If the population becomes too low, an angry mob will break into the castle and kill you.
If the church becomes too powerful, the Pope will overthrow you. There is a chance you will either be sacrificed as a martyr or spared.
If the church becomes too weak, a pagan cult will lay seige on the castle and kill you.
Liked and commented, so that Jack can see this comment. :)
Also, I don't know how exactly it works, but for example if you have really low Church and your treasury gets empty, you get ending like "they wanted to send you into exile but Church convinced them to burn you alive".
Darn it! I was going to comment that.
bump
+Copy Cat Gaming Jack doesn't need to see this. He can just figure it out by himself,like every other youtuber that played the game
Did Jack just spoiled a what seems to be an episode for tomorrow in his outro?
Wat
wut ?
Oh !! That's why ! I wanted to click on it but couldn't, it's just a video from the future okay
+CaptainSo me, too!
The game is called "Wrestling With Emotions". It's a speed-dating sim game.
8:30 Jack, I don't know how to tell you this, but... this card will have effect *every second* ..
You need to pay attention, cause *SPEED IS KEEEEEEEEEEEY*.
14:42 The Eastern way to pronounce Zgando is Ahboep because each letter comes after the letters in Zgando. also the east is to the right and going to another letter could be visualized as going to the right. Example: A ---> B ---> C, etc.
Jack, jack... Youll hit 12.000.000 very soon....
Not that soon...
+dbz fan girl Less than 100k away. It's soon enough.
+GetAmber OMG HE'S SO CLOSE!!! :D
Last time I saw, he needed 300k subs
He knows that, stop trying to get likes
+Ethan The Ace What if he hasn't noticed yet? :/
GLORY GREATES COUNTRY KINGSTOTZKA
GREATEST*
Hi scout.
GLORY GREATEST KINGDOM!!!!!!
KINGSTOTZKA!!!!!!!
The Memories ;)
10:19 he is not even paying attention to the fact that every thing is going down every second even though he read it
very much so. odds are it wouldn't have made much of a difference. though it kinda pissed me off, he was clearly just enjoying himself. if it were me, I probably woulda tried to have sped through it.
haha nope! I goofed it up!
It was actually painful I was looking at my screen like "Jack please for the love of god pay attention everything is horrible Jack pls"
who is responding to this at 12am? lol
StephonoGaming Someone who has yet to get their life in order
12:05 Hey! My name's Robert! I'm king now!? Woohoo!
12:28 Excalibur. Double woohoo!
14:59 Demonic powers now.
19:48 Well, blue is a favorite color of mine. I also would trust Marisa from Touhou at this point.
19:58 BUNNIES! I'm king of the bunnies!
26:02 Now I'm ancient. I already feel old enough already.
27:23 I like swords.
27:49 Over my dead- oh, they already threw me out. (Thanks alot Jack)
Rules fur 47 years. Game says the king just turned 50. I guess he's been ruling since he was 3 huh
More like 12 -- he turns 50 in 696 but dies in 706.
He turned 50 before he ruled for 47 years.
+Eremaea +Flowey the Flower oh okay thanks didn't listen properly 😁😁 still young though lol
no he ruled for less years when he said that he was turning 50
More importantly, he had that illegitimate child s year before he was born
BY JESUS YOU NEED TO DO THIS MORE
BY JASUS FATHER PATRICK
YUS #ALLCAPS
BAH JAAHSUS !
Well Holy God I will!! haha
Me "I love you Mother Nature"
Nature "DID YOU JUST ASSUME ME GENDER?!"
2016 in a nutshell...
Too many butthurts.
Hahahaha xD !
HEY I GOT ONE
Nurse: Congratulations, you've given birth to a healthy baby gir-
Mother: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY BABYS GENDERRED EHEJDHWKEKKSKSKDLDKKSKWK TRIGGREEEERED
+Meow I have one!!!
Congratulations Mrs. Hulk hogan, you've given birth-
DID YOU JUST EAT MY BREAD???!!!
Meow I think the baby would be even more triggered
"This is going great! ...there is anarchy in the streets.."
Jack it's not good to listen to the black bird only listen to the white bird
I'm gonna try to help this comment not get lost cause it's a good tip.
Yeah man
YEAAAA
That's racism! D:
Thats fucked up
Gotta love Jack, not paying attention as usual, losing all his stats because he has to make up some stupid story. Lets just ignore the "This will have effect every second" at the top of the screen.....
How can you pay so little attention to what is going on in your game that you dont notice EVERY SINGLE STAT GOING TO ZERO?!?!?!?!?! I mean, I guess its typical JSE. Its just like when he doesnt pay any attention to which side has the higher price in Turmoil..... COME ON, JACK!!!
Okay geez dude no need to freak out on him, you want to make those decisions go for the game is on steam. There is no need to be harsh okay, he just wants to make some funny content for his viewers. Thank you and goodbye.
if you watch the videos of turmoil again, than you can see that he has to do lots of things at the same time
You think Jack is bad about that kind of stuff? Go watch Game Grumps.
+Silver Maple Fox If only he was funny
In the underground, instead of "GENERAL!!" Asgore would call me and shout "UNDYNE!!".
there was nothing he could do, he just had to keep playing. didn't you guys notice that when he picked the right choices, his stats went up??
and i don't know about you guys, but i didn't watch Jack so i can see him be good at games... i watched him for his commentary, his personality. to me that's more enjoyable than being infatuated with someone who's "supposed" to be good at every game.
What?
Lindsay S. I thought his commentary was good... Are you mad he was doing well at this game? Because winning TOTALLY ruins the commentary -_-
Lindsay S. Dude, you commented on the wrong place, you should just delete this comment, I know what you were talking about, I saw the comment.
Rara67 He was talking to some people saying they were pissed Jack didn't realize that his stats were going down when he was in the pungeon.
Words of a saint
Thumbs up if you think Jack should play Sort the Court. It's a game just like this but with actual scenes, and a cool art style.
Yeah it's cool but Mark played it before
+Lady UA-cam117 ...and? If it will interest Sean then let him be.
+Hamsel Kurakers Yeah I guess so but he gets a lot of comments about how he's copying Mark so he might want to avoid that.
I think he played it before, just like, a year ago.
Or "Long Live the Queen".
*GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!*
*GLORY TO BEST COUNTRY!*
GLORY GREATEST KINDOM ! *
JUST GLORY IN GENERAL
Glory greatest game dev tycoon
Ah I love that series! :D
Im deeply disturbed by the devil part, its really uncanny and delivers very well to get a demonic feel across with the limited gameplay.
*all four forces are going down*
"This will have effect every second"
Jack: *immediately stops playing to have a monologue*
I was once to good at this game and maxed out a stat... And I lost
Me too, if u max out u die
+Pie Gamer the game has no tutorial so you have no idea wtf you are doing at the beginning
+Wizard Brandon ikr
Well, the spirit of a fallen king tells you to keep a BALANCE between those stats
the spirit king dude tells you what to do. you should be able to figure it out without having a fucking step by step explanation on how to play and what to do
I know you would be the best King of the Land Jack!
😊
oh! hey TacoFlacko!
yaas
no i wont
+Help Me Get To 10,000 Subs With No Videos I LOVE YOU'RE PROFILE PIC!!!
Jack, on St. Patrick's Day make a video where you only talk like proper Irishman. I probably won't understand a single word but sher jaysus, it's gonna be hilarious!
yes please!
i like that
OH YES! I would love to see that :D ! Great idea Myszowata!
Kammellion Thanks! :D
yes yes YES
game: you'll have affect every second
Jack: *pointing around*
This series really isn't cut out for long episodes. It's just staring at flat cards and shapes for 30 minutes.
Honestly i like it this way
I like it actually!
I think it would be very choppy if he split more.
Hey I really like it! Please keep the longer cuts!
+Gavin Mahoney same
its because jack takes so long between the cards
Excalibur has 108 requirements.... Will you be able to handle them all?!
no
Excalibuuuuuuuuur Excalibuuuuuuuuur
yes
Excaliburs song starts playing
Nah can't be bothered
Today I learned that Jacksepticeye has watched Attack on Titan Abridged.
"MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE" 21:09
"With my Excalibur and my barn...I thought it would last forever."
I fucking died when he said that.
I guess that dog was a real hell
I'm out of good puns someone kill me lol
you were good pun solider *he shoots him in the head with tears in his eyes*
+Sans no why him
He was a good man
K I'm over it
But ima a female ;v;
I guess you could say the dog was a...hellhound
Supernatural reference, Cas?
i would love to see jack as a real life king lol :)
lol ikr
StormsFantasy :D
***** omg yesss
Life would be BANTER, BANTER AND MORE BANTER
The king of bossland and the national anthem is All the way!!!!
It's not often I look at these sort of games! but I like this one!
yep
=))
true
I wanna play it but i need to pay it😣
check out my channel Blue Weasel Animations
The kings dialogue cracks me up.
"That's probably kycantropy. I don't deal with that."
"I COMMAND YOU!"
You would not believe how hard it is to trick the devil
Episodes are more enjoyable when Jack is having fun so I'm glad :)
jacksepticeye song (Last Friday Parody)
Scrolling through the internet, I should really go to bed. Channels boring as hell, none of them are done well. PewDiePie I’ve run him dry, VanossGaming not my type. Energy is lacking with these, I need someone to fill my needs!
Something in my sight, that green septic eye, oh man! Oh wow! Scrolling through this account, videos in huge amounts, this is it!
(jacksepticeye!)
His hair a bright, bright green, bursting with energy. His happiness enters your life!
(jacksepticeye!)
You go out of your way, to watch his two videos a day. You watch them through the whole night!
(jacksepticeye!)
His videos filled with energy, always top notch quality. He’s famous but he just denies!
(jacksepticeye!)
Awesome, serious, goofy. It doesn’t matter to me! He will always be;
(jacksepticeye!)
jacksepticeye! X2
Okay I think I’ve had enough, surely he can’t still be up? Surely he can’t keep his flow, how the hell does he upload?
Every time he blows my mind, he spends so much damn time! Just to keep us entertained, I really have no complaints.
Skate 3, GMod, little inferno, clustertruck, oh wow! Oh man!
His channel keeps going up, he keeps uploading stuff. No hate!
(He’s great!)
(jacksepticeye!)
His hair a bright, bright green, bursting with energy. His happiness enters your life!
(jacksepticeye!)
You go out of your way, to watch his two videos a day. You watch them through the whole night!
(jacksepticeye!)
His videos filled with energy, always top notch quality. He’s famous but he just denies!
(jacksepticeye!)
Awesome, serious, goofy. It doesn’t matter to me! He will always be;
(jacksepticeye!)
jacksepticeye! X2
JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE
JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE
JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE
JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE JACK-SEP-TIC-EYE
(jacksepticeye!)
His hair a bright, bright green, bursting with energy. His happiness enters your life!
(jacksepticeye!)
You go out of your way, to watch his two videos a day. You watch them through the whole night!
(jacksepticeye!)
His videos filled with energy, always top notch quality. He’s famous but he just denies!
(jacksepticeye!)
Awesome, serious, goofy. It doesn’t matter to me! He will always be;
(jacksepticeye!)
jacksepticeye!
(eye)
(eye)
(eye)
***** heh heh, that's awesome!
***** Thanks dood!
gj haha
Da best parody I found this far 👌👍👏
Dawn Days TNV Yus, thanks m8
Whoever made the subtitles: you're amazing and I love you.
Jack: *makes cross with fingers* "OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!!!"
Me: *slowly backs away*
Jack, i know its for entertainment but you gotta chill on the story making. When you were in the dungeon your army depleted befor you even noticed it. Still love the series, just thought id throw it out there for ya. Sam is love Sam is life. (@)~~
omg i love this (@)~~
septic sam awaaaayy
To be fair, it was going to deplete all the way anyway. Even if you rush through that part, all your resources deplete because there are multiple choices and texts to get through.
+David Boucard
No? You can get out of the Plungeon pretty easy, just remember the door codes. Also, the text gets really repetitive, so unless for some reason you like to read the same text 100 times, you can just go through without reading anything.
To be honest I think I would have run out of time regardless due to it being the first time through
jacksepticeye True, also anytime you fight the skeletons all of the 4 branches get raised slightly.
I loved watching his money and things slowly drop the entire time he was chatting.
a good gambler knows when to quit.
Basically: They have to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run.
the video starts at 0:00 thank me later
I can't wait till later. This needs to be said now. Thank you oh glorious one! How will we survive without you?!
cats4life
that's jack getting into things as fast as he can.....ooo that doesn't sound good ... well whatever 😂😂😂
And again captain obvious saved the day!
dude you are awesome lol
YOU! YOU THERE! YES, YOU READING THIS RN! Have an amazing day/night! :)
;)
check out my channel Blue Weasel Animations
+Blue Weasel Animations How about no.
Cookie Monster?!? I loved you as a kid! WANT A COOKIE!?!?
Ouch, my cold heart :( .
14:59 That is the best reaction I've ever seen!
Every time he mentioned D&D I got so giddy. D&D was a huge part of my childhood, just the mention of it brings back so many great memories.
AAAARGHHHH it was so annoying when Jack didn't realize that everything went down during the dungeon xD
Jack: This Isnt Ending!
Sister Delphine: Its Anarchy In The Streets! A Large Mob Is Breaking Into The Castle!
Jack: Oh Shit
"This will have an effect every second."
**Waits another ten hours before proceeding...**
I love how at 9:00 he's rambling away and doesn't notice how ALL of his stats are falling every second. It's one of those things where you enjoy his commentary and it's funny, but it's also like "Jack the game pls, don't fail me now" (not that it really matters, it's just as funny if he fails or succeeds)
Loved the Attack on Titan abridged reference!!
Where was it?
WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, REPLY.
Time is gone, space is insane.
Here he comes, here again.
Your mouth goes dry like it never was.
master keksi well aren't u just a little ray of happy little sunshine
Connor Sullivan OMG I'M AT THAT PART RITE NAO IT'S THE DIABLO
Well you kinda copied it wrong
Who cares if Jack is good, he's entertaining
thoes strange soft voice speeches at the end made me feel INTERESTING
SWORDOR!
SWORDOR!!!
Swordor....
swordor....
What???!😯
Aa
Pickle Wart I
Swordor was man
i mean... a swordman
maybe just a sword
but he was still
SWORDOOOOOOOOORRRR!!!!!!
SWORDOOOOOOOOORRRR!!!!!!
Aurelio Leon can't entirely remember what that was from but I remember it somewhere ;-;
0:39
Jack: Jack the tyrannical is no longer. Now, I am Jack the Merciful!
*four minutes into the video*
Jack: DAMM IT ALL TO HELL DOCTOR
THAT'S IT
FUCKIN
JACK THE TYRANNICAL IS COMING BACK
Look at the king's name in the intro. Harry Potter anyone?
OH GEE
Oh shi-
Once again you never feel to entertain me Jack
Omg
i didnt notice that till i saw the comment
"Do I look like a bitch?" 😂😂
Jack you should play "Sort of Court"
Yes!
It's sort THE court
I agree marks play through was 👌🏻
+Phan Trash phandom assemble!
the not of
am I the only one who yelled at the screen when Jack kept messing around when he got lost in the dungeon because everything was going down every second?
it's got to be crazy that millions of people watch you every night what incredible pressure on you and you handle it so well keep up the good work Sean
Did anybody notice that the serial killer was named Justice William
ALL THE WAY!!!! ALL THE WAY!!!!
SCREW YOU BILLY😂😂😂
screw you billy!!!!!!!!
+Shahak Kozlovski That sounded sooooo lame without capitals letters:/
Screw you Billy!!!
SCREW YOU BILLY!!! hey, where's bobby?
Jack is the new Jesus in this episode XD
nevermind
I like the way they potrayed the witch in this game. Actual witchcraft is literally just messing around with plants and interpreting dreams. I really like that the doctor was the one doing stereotypical witch things and the actual witch was running a hospital
me at 5:12
WHO WANTS TO PLAY DUNGEONS DUNGEONS AND MORE DUNGEONS!?
JAXIMUS.......JAXIMUS THE MERCIFUL. *JAXIMUS JAXIMUS JAXIMUS JAXIMUS*
moo
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
groundbreaker91 *Walks Away* JAXIMUS JAXIMUS JAXIMUS
I will free the people and be one with my family again!
jacksepticeye Remember: Win the crowd, Jaximus.
Refreshed my page said it uploaded 15 seconds ago that's the earliest I've been
Mine said 2 XD
+Poindexter 😂😂😂
+Sobb they are put out at set times so it's not difficult
Hey jack just so you know in the future, if you empty or fill up the white bar in any of the categories you will lose the crown and or die. Not always, sometimes there is a small chance for survival but try to keep them all in them middle never full and never empty. :)
Jack play the one king game mark played please 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Sort the court
ALL THE YES
He already played it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone trust me,THIS WILL BE THE TOP COMMENT
BULLSHIT!
I call shenanigans on this
almost its the 2nd
its true
raka adian YAAAAAY
Let's play KeemStar roulette!
Every like has to get Exposed by everyone, has a mid life crisis, have a kid posh you off a roof,and dies!!
*every 5th like
2nd boi
Don't forget about getting swatted and doxed
"I'M THE KING DAMNIT!"
I'm gonna use that line everyday.
I noticed you've been replying to comments much more, Jack. *claps*
Really hard with that Count of Viewers... but hes keep going :D
I would guess that means the people working at UA-cam fixed something.
when i wad the word "Excalibur"
all I could do was cringe
only SoulEater fans will get than o_o
*cringe intensifies*
FOOL!
no king Arthur ok its ok
...Can I dissect Excalibur?
FOOL!
JACK DONT TRUST THE BLACK BIRD!
DATS RACIST
Will he lie to me? D:
+jacksepticeye yes he will
jacksepticeye O: Hi..... Yes he lies to you!
+GangsterPanda5142 can we trust Hedwig
jack wearing three hats (his usual hat, the headphones, and the artsoskian crown), my life is complete
dungeons, dungeons and more dungeons!!
who gets the reference?
Hey guys what was the game in the outro? Thanks!
AT 15:00 MY IPOD CRASHED AND GOT DISCONNECTED FROM THE INTERNET :OOOOO
(It's back now)
Why do we care? We care about game dev tycoon
+Starship Overdrive no
+Starship Overdrive Your mom cares about my game developers tycoon. (jkjkjk I take it back before you get triggered)
Rip in pepperoni
2:30 is the best time because the executioner just says "hello i am a serial killer how are you today"
WAIT, he fought a skeleton in the PUNgeon, sans is a skeleton, AND HE MAKES PUNS #UNDEREIGNS CONFIRMED :OOOO
XD
"Pelo Gasp"
Please stop
This comment will get lost, so sad good bye world
bye random comment 2016-2016 forever a.k.a 0.1sec will be missed
nooooooo I refuse to let that happen
Potato.
No
NO DON'T GET LOST DON'T LEAVEEEEE
what was the game in clip at the end of the video?
i'm trying to find out too lol
Same here, he might have put a video of a game he post at a later date, sometimes he does that by accident
Wrestling With Emotions. Gotta wait until tomorrow it seems.
The game is called "Wrestling With Emotions". It's a speed-dating sim game.
Well, can't wait then!
This game will have the best animations. The voices alone are perfect.
jack. :) MORE TURMOIL!!!!!!!!!!! btw buy zhe speed and
valves
I'm so glad you can leave voice messages as comments now!!!
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where'd you get the blue thingy? I want it
I can't listen to it
lol guys look at his name it will help
says the person with the roblox PP
I would say furfag, but I'm a week so imma keep my mouth shut
fact: you are more likely to receive negative responses from other ppl about your comment than jack replying to your comment :)
That's SO tru.
true
That's the sad truth ;(
Look man even if he doesn't respond to any, he still puts some amount of effort into it. There are so many comments you wouldn't respond in his situation either
+Ryan Kaplan I don't think they're highlighting the fact that Jack has no time to respond, but that the amount of negativity in the comment section is absolutely absurd
23:36 "fabled transmutation of lead into gold."
If I learned anything from Fullmetal Alchemist, it would be not to go against the laws of alchemy.
Which video of his is the clip during the end sequence from?