3 SCARY GAMES #47

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @Lemon_Thief
    @Lemon_Thief 4 роки тому +7037

    "This game is real" is actually a game based on strange dreams from the users of a horror forum. That's why it's confusing at times.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 роки тому +109

      Oh, cool.

    • @ks-du4kl
      @ks-du4kl 4 роки тому +151

      do you know which forum it’s from? that’s pretty neat

    • @sunburnnttt5605
      @sunburnnttt5605 4 роки тому +32

      Man that's interesting

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 роки тому +94

      So, either they have some weird mentsl illness, just realy fucked up dreams or murdered presumably a chuld.(The skeleton in the bloodtub was rather small)

    • @asbestos01
      @asbestos01 4 роки тому +339

      @@privpi yuo can just have weird dreams bro lol
      my dreams consist of me being inside the stomach of chronos with inanimate rotting versions of myself but that doesnt mean i have some form of self-loathing

  • @fidough3255
    @fidough3255 4 роки тому +1126

    "Just because there's blood everywhere doesn't mean they're dead, maybe they had fun."
    Only mark would ever say such a thing lmao

  • @wooteoeeo
    @wooteoeeo 4 роки тому +2561

    "I'm glad I stand at sitting height"
    Oh, Mark. No need to make yourself sound any taller than you already aren't

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 роки тому +38

      We all know you'r 3 feet tall, mark.
      edit: spelling

    • @ai-jd5ym
      @ai-jd5ym 4 роки тому +6

      @@planetz8559 2*

    • @shadytatertot
      @shadytatertot 4 роки тому +6

      I was hoping someone had commented on that. Thank you

    • @MinnaBudomo
      @MinnaBudomo 4 роки тому

      I applaud you

    • @lovely8524
      @lovely8524 4 роки тому +2

      DAMMMNNNN

  • @AwesomeJCR
    @AwesomeJCR Рік тому +1530

    I am shocked that 4:30 isn't the most replayed part of the video yet.

    • @treygaming334
      @treygaming334 10 місяців тому +145

      IF YOU'RE COMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT

    • @demonofthevoid733
      @demonofthevoid733 10 місяців тому

      Huh, HE. HE WHO IS CUMMING.

    • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
      @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 9 місяців тому +56

      Well yeah, they're more interested in the part where actually got genuinely scared for once, and didn't just play up a reaction.
      Personally I disagree, I like to see him talk about coming more

    • @Palemis
      @Palemis 8 місяців тому +15

      It's probably because this video is 3 years old, and this meme only got really popular like 3 months ago

    • @Yuri_mf
      @Yuri_mf 8 місяців тому

      ​​@@treygaming334LET ME SEE IT! SHOW ME! Hah? He! HE WHO IS COMING!

  • @UnknownX_Dev
    @UnknownX_Dev 4 роки тому +21206

    Hey, I'm the developer of "This Game Is Real". I just saw a huge rise in downloads and was wondering if my game featured somewhere and OMG Markiplier himself played it! Thank you so much for playing!
    The build you played is a very early one, there have been much more added in the game since then, including a second chapter.
    I understand the game is confusing but that is because it is based on some weird nightmares I and some other person I found on the internet had. It is very personal.
    I am right now developing a side project and after that the third and final chapter of this game.
    Again I can't thank you enough, this is like a dream coming true!

    • @kasra602
      @kasra602 4 роки тому +1174

      i hope you make them! i would love to buy and play it!

    • @UnknownX_Dev
      @UnknownX_Dev 4 роки тому +1390

      @@kasra602 Thank you! They will be free actually! I want as much feedback as possible to get better and start working on more complex projects.

    • @moved21
      @moved21 4 роки тому +391

      Not sure if this is actually the developer or if your a copycat if you are the real deal then CONGRATULATIONS glad you got the big boost of attention to your game I hope you can take marks advice and make the game a bit more clear and help make the story more clear❤️

    • @ixphion3114
      @ixphion3114 4 роки тому +89

      Love it

    • @onyx_cat1
      @onyx_cat1 4 роки тому +74

      Unknown X I’m very excited!!! Keep creating!❤️💜

  • @azikhakeem9345
    @azikhakeem9345 4 роки тому +2618

    Mark: "don't look behind you"
    Me while watching this with a broken neck:*sob*

  • @decaffoxtrot4413
    @decaffoxtrot4413 4 роки тому +1821

    Me: *watching this at night*
    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me: *turns around*
    My dog standing ominously in the door way :3
    Me: *adrenaline rush for days*

  • @flamingonion27
    @flamingonion27 Рік тому +3399

    4:30 the part you were looking for. You’re welcome

  • @StrawberryHONK
    @StrawberryHONK 4 роки тому +569

    I find it funny that "This Game Is Real" was made with the UNREAL Engine

    • @Serenov.a
      @Serenov.a 4 роки тому +45

      This comment is a diamond surrounded by the rough of comments literally only mention mark saying not to turn around. Thank you for originality sir(or maam)

    • @murcifulname0152
      @murcifulname0152 4 роки тому +7

      That is what makes it so real

    • @winko8484
      @winko8484 4 роки тому

      It’s unreally real

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 4 роки тому

      Unrealistically real

    • @TurtleButter
      @TurtleButter 8 місяців тому +1

      love the bad ending theater pfp

  • @LilMissNichole
    @LilMissNichole 4 роки тому +4317

    Mark: “Just because there’s blood everywhere doesn’t mean they’re dead.. maybe they had fun!” Me: *suddenly worried about Amy*

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 4 роки тому +245

      Tsk tsk tsk. Needs more LuBrIcAtIoN

    • @guywithahammer4766
      @guywithahammer4766 4 роки тому +98

      Hey hey my reply to someone elses comment on someone else's video got a like. I must be famous.

    • @Soundviolence
      @Soundviolence 4 роки тому +87

      *Yes, Your LuBrIcATiOn comment will earn you millions of moneyz*

    • @shadowwolf6776
      @shadowwolf6776 4 роки тому +24

      apple Mcnugget 😂😂😂 why did i think of subnautica?!

    • @traceyjessop3082
      @traceyjessop3082 4 роки тому +12

      @@Soundviolence r/comedycemetery

  • @maio_man6337
    @maio_man6337 4 роки тому +515

    Mark: “The best 3 scary games videos around”
    8bitRyan: *sobbing in a corner*

  • @giantskelly5165
    @giantskelly5165 10 місяців тому +564

    4:30 HE WHO IS COMING

  • @logandurand
    @logandurand 4 роки тому +777

    “If you’re coming right now lemme see it”
    -Mark, 2020

  • @lulutown2017
    @lulutown2017 4 роки тому +478

    Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"
    Also Mark: "I don't know why there is blood everywhere, maybe they had fun?"

    • @6_angie_9
      @6_angie_9 4 роки тому +9

      I wonder what happened to the tomato soup thing when he sees blood

    • @zaneisdreaming865
      @zaneisdreaming865 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe we are the masochists and he is the only normal person in the world

    • @OhSeeBarber
      @OhSeeBarber 4 роки тому +7

      Hes not a masochist he "just wants to know what its like"

    • @Lena-ci3ti
      @Lena-ci3ti 4 роки тому

      Maybe he's a sadist instead 😂

  • @iamlemons5441
    @iamlemons5441 4 роки тому +424

    Game: He's Coming Better Hide.
    Mark: *Makes Odd noises*

  • @goldenfire647
    @goldenfire647 Рік тому +844

    mark continually saying, "ARE YOU COMING? WHERE ARE YOU COMING?" is honestly the highlight of my night

    • @OkartaSamuel
      @OkartaSamuel 10 місяців тому +2

      Npc

    • @trevalonn2448
      @trevalonn2448 10 місяців тому +29

      "I WANNA SEE YOU COME"

    • @OkartaSamuel
      @OkartaSamuel 10 місяців тому +25

      Sorry that i said this i was being hateful and i hope you can forgive me

    • @StanMarsh21
      @StanMarsh21 10 місяців тому +3

      Lmao

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot 7 місяців тому

      @@OkartaSamuel we've witnessed an entire character arc in the span of 17 words. amazing.

  • @austinadkins914
    @austinadkins914 4 роки тому +407

    Mark: "We're gonna have so much fun"
    *Mark literally like 5 minutes later* "who's coming? Are you coming? Am I gonna watch you come"

  • @miiman2038
    @miiman2038 4 роки тому +1930

    " Nooo, silly bitch!" Possibly my favorite line from this whole video.

  • @rox6216
    @rox6216 4 роки тому +402

    Mark: "Don't look behind you."
    Me, propped up against a wall, in a small frightened voice: "Is it a spider?"

    • @SL-nc1dy
      @SL-nc1dy 4 роки тому +3

      I was looking for this lol

    • @TheGeladoo
      @TheGeladoo 4 роки тому +5

      THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

    • @winterandme1772
      @winterandme1772 4 роки тому +4

      Rox F if it was a. Spider you would not be typing now cause whatever your on would be broke by you throwing it at a wall

    • @NobelDragon2
      @NobelDragon2 4 роки тому +1

      I looked behind me to find my dog, I was bit scared of her presence

    • @squidwurdiered1445
      @squidwurdiered1445 4 роки тому

      TheGeladoo DOOOODOOOOO DODODODOODODOOODOOOODOOOOOOOOOODDOODOODOODOOO

  • @Brex10
    @Brex10 11 місяців тому +179

    4:30 I'm pretty sure the entire Cyberpunk soundtrack played in my head during that rant with the amount of times he said it.

  • @skiakardia3966
    @skiakardia3966 4 роки тому +5890

    Mark: "Don't turn around."
    Me: *slowly turns*
    My cat: 👁👅👁

    • @shinra2498
      @shinra2498 4 роки тому +152

      My mom who said I was grounded 👁👃👁✋🔪

    • @thechosenjuan8776
      @thechosenjuan8776 4 роки тому +115

      Skia Kardia
      My sleep paralysis demon: 👈🏿🗿👈🏿

    • @soup5791
      @soup5791 4 роки тому +12

      same

    • @thatoneplanet
      @thatoneplanet 4 роки тому +56

      this comment thread is beautiful

    • @artisticcrystallight459
      @artisticcrystallight459 4 роки тому +18

      @@cami7139 funny how you used the evil eye emoji

  • @ceedee2333
    @ceedee2333 4 роки тому +613

    Merkleperkle: "Don't look behind you..."
    Me, my back to a wall: 3 scary games has taught me not to have a "behind" me anymore.

    • @kimv6547
      @kimv6547 4 роки тому +7

      You mean Markiplier?

    • @xmischager2664
      @xmischager2664 4 роки тому +6

      @Kim V Markimoo.

    • @devidevil888
      @devidevil888 4 роки тому +16

      But what if it's inside the wall?

    • @ceedee2333
      @ceedee2333 4 роки тому +18

      Michael Hale then I guess I’m screwed. Be sure to give me a 21 kazoo salute at my funeral.

    • @deaththefox721
      @deaththefox721 4 роки тому +4

      Lol I make sure I am on my bed where there is a mirror that faces where I can see behind me XD

  • @ronanmax6595
    @ronanmax6595 4 роки тому +433

    Mark: "is this my s**tin bucket"
    *the toilet*
    "I'm literally right here"

    • @asmasultana6107
      @asmasultana6107 4 роки тому +4

      Well you know, there could be someone behind you aaand behind the wall... you neever know...

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA 4 роки тому +5

      Only noobs use a toilet. Colonel 100's use a bucket

    • @undan8917
      @undan8917 4 роки тому +2

      Me on the toilet: *ironic*

    • @L-Archange
      @L-Archange 4 роки тому +2

      Tactical Broskis roblox

    • @wackycrazedgamer0076
      @wackycrazedgamer0076 4 роки тому +1

      Me: hey... you got some toilet paper? 🧻

  • @seanwilson5753
    @seanwilson5753 4 місяці тому +83

    "Is this my shittin' bucket?" He says, standing directly in front of a toilet.

  • @AshleyGossett
    @AshleyGossett 4 роки тому +1373

    Mark's main dialogue in literally every scary game he plays:
    "Hello?"
    "Grandma?"
    "This is very resident evil."
    "Wanna run that by me again?"
    After reading the comments, I feel like I've basically watched another Mark video, as I read them all in his voice. 😆

  • @maxs1680
    @maxs1680 4 роки тому +688

    "dont look behind you"
    me sitting against a wall: *mixture of laughter and nervousness*

    • @waifualexace
      @waifualexace 4 роки тому +22

      Then you realize demons can come through the floor so they can probably past through walls TwT
      *It's time to get S C A R E D*

    • @rogue9328
      @rogue9328 4 роки тому +7

      I. Have sympathy. But also, consider.
      When I was setting up my room, I was a fool. My bed is against ZERO walls.
      But I do have my high school senior class photo on the wall behind me. So there's that.

    • @lespeng3861
      @lespeng3861 4 роки тому +2

      @@waifualexace i had the other half of my bed, definitely a mistake to watch this at 11pm 😂

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 4 роки тому +1

      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
      The sounds seem to have stopped...for now...
      *Grues can fly through walls*

    • @kodykrausedds8959
      @kodykrausedds8959 4 роки тому +3

      Wall monster will get you then

  • @theholywiss0349
    @theholywiss0349 4 роки тому +4189

    Mark: “don’t look behind you”
    Me: Ah yes, the Wall is made out of W A L L

    • @charleybleh
      @charleybleh 4 роки тому +114

      And pillow is made out of *P I L L O W*

    • @weird_lozer4100
      @weird_lozer4100 4 роки тому +22

      Lmao when I looked back I though my pillow was someone sitting in my room😂Lmao I got scared for a second

    • @chocopans78
      @chocopans78 4 роки тому +47

      _they are in the wall_

    • @NA-ck4cg
      @NA-ck4cg 4 роки тому +19

      -they will always be behind you 👽👽😈😈😈-

    • @mgrm77
      @mgrm77 4 роки тому +27

      Ah yes the bed is made of B E D

  • @z1r1u5
    @z1r1u5 3 роки тому +124

    "Mah nehbur t-toro"
    Beautiful words spoken by the great Markiplier

    • @cianoAME
      @cianoAME 11 місяців тому +1

      my favourite amine

  • @johnny5numbers562
    @johnny5numbers562 4 роки тому +2345

    5:25
    Mark: * looks at a bucket* “Is this my shittin bucket?
    *is currently two feet from a toilet*

    • @alphashewolf0729
      @alphashewolf0729 3 роки тому +13

      That's what I was thinking 😂

    • @vivosarma6977
      @vivosarma6977 3 роки тому +19

      You mean turlet right?

    • @Ztar_Gaze
      @Ztar_Gaze 3 роки тому +5

      Literally what I came to the comments to see

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 3 роки тому +16

      "Do I have to drink the poop bucket? Okay..."
      "N-No Mark you don't have to drink the poop bucket! You're in the wrong bathroom!"
      " *choking noises* Kill me!"

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 3 роки тому +2

      @Insomnia_Gaming lmao I couldn't resist

  • @anthonyjoshorbiso7511
    @anthonyjoshorbiso7511 4 роки тому +280

    Markiplier in a normal video: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier.
    Markiplier in 3 scary games: *H I*

  • @natornott5131
    @natornott5131 4 роки тому +384

    mark: "were you expecting a jump scare?"
    me: lowers volume for the rest of the video

  • @danielstephens1185
    @danielstephens1185 3 роки тому +15

    08:44 always fun for some reason to see him genuinely jump scared to the point he needs a breather. This one looks like it actually hurt him too.

  • @emilylakadosch7238
    @emilylakadosch7238 4 роки тому +2162

    Markiplier: “Dont look behind you “
    Me: “Looks behind me at my back door wide open”

    • @revnl17
      @revnl17 4 роки тому +99

      The Demon: *I’m coming for you*

    • @tiramisu3713
      @tiramisu3713 4 роки тому +10

      @@Sarg1236 funni

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 4 роки тому +23

      That's a no no

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 4 роки тому +19

      When i was smaller i actually let my room door open 😅 never again

    • @dylanpayne08
      @dylanpayne08 4 роки тому +2

      LordTachanka - SAME! I have no idea why

  • @peglegbabyhopkins4193
    @peglegbabyhopkins4193 4 роки тому +1869

    Mark: “man I’m glad a stand at sitting height.” Me: you referring to the game or yourself mark???

    • @xolitch1851
      @xolitch1851 4 роки тому +18

      hooooooooo damn

    • @SirenAngelique
      @SirenAngelique 4 роки тому +32

      This Game Is Real, right down to his real height XD

    • @whynotll83
      @whynotll83 4 роки тому +5

      pewdiepie.

    • @Lord_potato324
      @Lord_potato324 4 роки тому +11

      It's Markiplier simulator height edition

    • @dillfunk-vd9je
      @dillfunk-vd9je 4 роки тому +9

      Can we get a E in the chat for markimoo's feelings

  • @taegra
    @taegra 4 роки тому +1027

    "Just wait. It'll be gone soon but you can't. Look. Behind you."
    ... The only thing behind me is my bed. Please don't take my bed, Mark.

  • @Einstein755
    @Einstein755 3 роки тому +29

    note: "he's coming better hide"
    Mark: "I WOULD LOVE TO, HOW?"

  • @handsome4922
    @handsome4922 4 роки тому +262

    Mark: "Seriously don't look behind you"
    Mark I'm on the toilet, anything within a 2 foot radius of me is going to choke to death.

  • @ameliag8451
    @ameliag8451 4 роки тому +2848

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me who is sitting against a wall: “I-I can’t”

    • @royliu2282
      @royliu2282 3 роки тому +66

      me who sits in with my back to a window... :-:

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii 3 роки тому +38

      Me laying on my bed: DEMON LET ME OFF OF YOU IM A KID PLEASE 😭

    • @felix_rabbit6607
      @felix_rabbit6607 3 роки тому +4

      @@dumiighostii i like your name

    • @dumiighostii
      @dumiighostii 3 роки тому +5

      @@felix_rabbit6607 thank you

    • @aliviamercado8092
      @aliviamercado8092 3 роки тому +13

      @@royliu2282 THATS TERRIFYING WHAT IF IT JUST BREAKS

  • @rollie..
    @rollie.. 4 роки тому +1728

    Mark: “Don’t turn around”
    Me, laying down with a wall behind me: *”you fool”*

    • @murrielmccausland1476
      @murrielmccausland1476 4 роки тому +38

      Me: *suddenly get Excalibur vibes from Soul Eater* Fool!

    • @s0ap_zz
      @s0ap_zz 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @tammydavis595
      @tammydavis595 4 роки тому +1

      right?

    • @Sliceroni_
      @Sliceroni_ 4 роки тому +32

      *You turn around to find there is now a hole in your wall*

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 4 роки тому +1

      Lol me too. That's how I always watch scary games

  • @skeletortheoverlordofevil1749
    @skeletortheoverlordofevil1749 3 роки тому +93

    "Dont turn around"
    -Immideatly turns around
    -sees a mirror
    *Nothing but disappointment behind me*

  • @johnvan962
    @johnvan962 4 роки тому +692

    Mark: Just because there’s blood doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun.
    Me: Oh ya, I’m sure they’re having fun and bouncing around WITHOUT A SPINE.

    • @shroomish4937
      @shroomish4937 4 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @Varrbariouss
      @Varrbariouss 4 роки тому +9

      True level of masochism😂

    • @batbox417
      @batbox417 4 роки тому +12

      Hey look who are you to judge of a person way of fun, mabey they like that. You never know

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 4 роки тому +8

      Is that not the meaning of the dance move 'boneless chicken'?

    • @noahyarbrough9774
      @noahyarbrough9774 4 роки тому +1

      John Van GOD DAMN HAHA

  • @waeng872
    @waeng872 4 роки тому +6472

    Me: *accidentally clicks video*
    Mark: “hi, you are in the right place”
    Me: I guess so *stays*

    • @l4b367
      @l4b367 4 роки тому +22

      Same

    • @CHANNLEICONPNG
      @CHANNLEICONPNG 4 роки тому +18

      E

    • @atmosleon
      @atmosleon 4 роки тому +52

      fhn fact: that's how i found markiplier in the first place

    • @zackoshi605
      @zackoshi605 4 роки тому +31

      "There are no accidents."
      -Master Oogway

    • @sunflowerangel9272
      @sunflowerangel9272 3 роки тому +6

      It’s 12:15 am so I thought I really messed up but he said I was supposed to be here so idek

  • @maevearnold6598
    @maevearnold6598 4 роки тому +603

    When it said: "He is coming, better hide." My rooster did a cock-a-doodle-doo outside my window and it scared the crap out of me.

    • @ohno4192
      @ohno4192 3 роки тому +37

      *the rooster knows*

    • @Itznot_jay77
      @Itznot_jay77 3 роки тому +11

      It’s never too late to kill it

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 3 роки тому +11

      @@Itznot_jay77 why resort to killing it.

    • @Itznot_jay77
      @Itznot_jay77 3 роки тому +4

      @@javidmirza4584 idk

    • @jamm6826
      @jamm6826 3 роки тому +4

      Roosters are mf mean

  • @destinygaming9903
    @destinygaming9903 3 роки тому +24

    omfg i love that mark immediately stopped his "hey baby!!" when he noticed they were taken its just so wholesome and nice to hear

  • @xxk0i786
    @xxk0i786 4 роки тому +419

    Game: He’s coming. Hide.
    Mark: Pics or it didn’t happen.

  • @adamseiden6528
    @adamseiden6528 4 роки тому +819

    Mark: “why am I standing at sitting height”. Me: Mark don’t you do that in real life?

  • @Evil-lf8sh
    @Evil-lf8sh 4 роки тому +377

    Alternate title: Mark tries to find in what room the creature is *COMIN’*

  • @THISfookindude
    @THISfookindude 2 роки тому +27

    15:44 he actually looks at the camera to see if something’s behind him

  • @dont_question_my_motives
    @dont_question_my_motives 4 роки тому +586

    Mark: Very Unus Annus
    People in a few years that never watched/ heard of it: hahahahaha what

  • @bowie.90
    @bowie.90 4 роки тому +175

    I love when Mark's reaction to something unexpected is just "I'M SORRY!?"

  • @sagesammoy
    @sagesammoy 4 роки тому +418

    Mark: "Did you expect a jumpscare?"
    Me: *Always*

  • @misswavelength
    @misswavelength 2 роки тому +9

    I looked behind me and there it was, the most terrifying thing to ever be.
    A fan.

  • @KV-50
    @KV-50 4 роки тому +431

    Darkiplier: “Hi. You’re in the right place. You DID click on a three scary games video...”
    Me: *thank goodness I thought I clicked on dank doodle memes for a second there, thanks for clearing that up for me*

    • @tal4951
      @tal4951 4 роки тому +10

      Yes, just yes

    • @dabbingreaper5835
      @dabbingreaper5835 4 роки тому +8

      Ah, yes.

    • @Benzeel
      @Benzeel 4 роки тому +4

      i literally thought the same thing lmao

    • @wafcone
      @wafcone 4 роки тому +2

      I thought i was watching "Step son $%$&%^#$% His step mom

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 роки тому +2

      that wasn't darkiplier, darkiplier is always in a suit, that was just mark trying to be darkiplier

  • @sicken_ingg
    @sicken_ingg 4 роки тому +477

    Are we not going to talk about how Mark sounds like he's hosting a late-night radio station

    • @stellarphantasmvfx5504
      @stellarphantasmvfx5504 4 роки тому +1

      because it is quiet and the way he speaks

    • @davesartdesk1778
      @davesartdesk1778 4 роки тому +3

      I think it’s the whole covid 19 thing . People have to live life on the slow lane now and it’s effecting their personality a bit

    • @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376
      @kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 4 роки тому +1

      DEKU IS BEST BOI

    • @QueenieKoopa
      @QueenieKoopa 4 роки тому +2

      @@davesartdesk1778 he didn't seem different to me.

    • @ladybugbee
      @ladybugbee 4 роки тому +1

      Shh, let us rest and enjoy it.

  • @crazycadet133
    @crazycadet133 4 роки тому +262

    Mark: "is this my sh*tting bucket?"
    Also Mark: *standing right next to a toilet*

    • @donnaabbott2079
      @donnaabbott2079 4 роки тому

      he washes his hands in the toilet showers in the sink and the bath is the guest bed

    • @squibidybop
      @squibidybop 4 роки тому

      When he was a kid his family was to poor to afford a toilet they had a bucket they used for pooping in instead.

    • @Mr_Murdersalot
      @Mr_Murdersalot 4 роки тому

      joseph milner no he was too poor to afford a bucket

  • @DaintyBouquet
    @DaintyBouquet 3 роки тому +75

    Mark: “Don’t turn around...”
    Me, who is literally laying in bed: “How do I even-“

  • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
    @unusedaccountlmfaooooo 4 роки тому +581

    "I conk."
    Name: Markiplier
    Occupation: Professional Conker

    • @5H4TT3R3D
      @5H4TT3R3D 4 роки тому +4

      Omg I laughed too hard at this XD

    • @jaidenhamilton5521
      @jaidenhamilton5521 4 роки тому +1

      @@5H4TT3R3D have you heard of a fnaf fan game called fun times at Homer's????

    • @2ndRoman
      @2ndRoman 4 роки тому +4

      I’m sorry but he’s a professional COW PUNCHER excUUUUUse yOu

    • @kangtheguardian1214
      @kangtheguardian1214 4 роки тому +1

      Does that mean Mark will also have a Bad Fur Day?

    • @shockblast5402
      @shockblast5402 4 роки тому +1

      Rahh *throws up shield and flail*

  • @wyatt8315
    @wyatt8315 4 роки тому +232

    I swear, Mark's voice is the only thing making this quarantine bareable

    • @umbraexe3069
      @umbraexe3069 4 роки тому +3

      And ethan but thats me🤷‍♀️

    • @Rickrolling
      @Rickrolling 4 роки тому

      yes it is

    • @Fxck.U2isa
      @Fxck.U2isa 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget jack

    • @lilmcghehey225
      @lilmcghehey225 4 роки тому +2

      Naw, Coryxkenshins is better🤣🤣🤣just kidding, their both equally good

    • @chewieyeets2220
      @chewieyeets2220 4 роки тому

      Same as Sean, but your right

  • @ladyrepunsel4567
    @ladyrepunsel4567 4 роки тому +5277

    Mark doing his “don’t turn around” thing, I turn around and meet the eyes of my smiling and adorable 6 month old daughter wearing a fluffy pink dress with bunnies on it... hmm, yes absolutely terrifying

  • @Theraeana
    @Theraeana 3 роки тому +22

    12:54
    Mark: Nice codpiece!
    The armor: Doesn't have a codpiece

    • @Luke_FM
      @Luke_FM 6 місяців тому

      Chainmail codpiece

  • @kaiarmijo6613
    @kaiarmijo6613 4 роки тому +928

    Mark: "dont look behind you"
    Me: looks at pillow "don't be killing me, ok?"

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 роки тому +148

    19:11
    " there's a crisp draft coming through your bedroom window"
    My dumbass: *Why is it CRISPY*

  • @maneater
    @maneater 4 роки тому +505

    "oh, hello, baby. oh, i see you're taken."
    a true gentleman. 😌

    • @bipbipletucha
      @bipbipletucha 4 роки тому +17

      Ethan when he met Amy for the first time.....

    • @shirouemiya5970
      @shirouemiya5970 4 роки тому +30

      Beepbeep Lettuce Ethan when he saw mark was taken.

    • @futurebacon_
      @futurebacon_ 4 роки тому +6

      idk if you or anyone else reading this knows this but that statue is from a game called Infinity Blade 2

    • @olivermoth
      @olivermoth 4 роки тому +6

      what even are the replies in this section.

  • @MrFireWolf
    @MrFireWolf 9 місяців тому +9

    2019: normal Mark video
    now: WHO'S COMING

  • @Regufyz
    @Regufyz 4 роки тому +621

    Mark: *_DONT TURN AROUND_*
    Me: sees my ugly ass face reflected on my screen
    Also me: *_Im above the law_*

    • @stupidfurries
      @stupidfurries 4 роки тому +4

      Facts

    • @rainesjupiter7308
      @rainesjupiter7308 4 роки тому +5

      *I AM THE LAW-*

    • @caretbay4792
      @caretbay4792 4 роки тому +2

      Well given that im the scariest thing in this universe i guess... i have nothing to worry about

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 роки тому +1

      Me turning around would jumpscare it

    • @Liliputian07
      @Liliputian07 4 роки тому

      don't turn around (uh-oh)
      der kommissar's in town (uh-oh)

  • @Usunoki
    @Usunoki 4 роки тому +521

    Mark: “... grandma?”
    Game: makes noise
    Mark: “..Oh O.o”

  • @gleebee5859
    @gleebee5859 4 роки тому +1075

    Game: *Says something is wet or talks about a hole*
    Mark’s dirty mind: *Awkward laugh*

  • @DTLions26
    @DTLions26 Рік тому +14

    2:08 “Why are all the Windows bricked up?”
    -Markiplier 2023

  • @caitlynn5777
    @caitlynn5777 3 роки тому +833

    Mark: "Seriously, don't look behind you."
    My kitten: *jumps onto head from bed frame scaring the absolute sh*t out of me*

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator Рік тому +15

      Honestly, it sucks that these jokes fill every comment section where he makes this joke. And I hate that they are all funny

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 11 місяців тому +1

      He who is coming hath commed

    • @thundervallie
      @thundervallie 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Fan-imator Got me in the first half, not gonna lie. Same tho.

  • @avaam1080
    @avaam1080 4 роки тому +353

    0:35 “What, did you expect a jump scare? Oh no, pish posh. Silly biiitch.”

    • @MagniZZZ
      @MagniZZZ 4 роки тому +7

      Your weapons cannot harm me do you know what the f**k I am? I’m the juggernaut

    • @logannewton1181
      @logannewton1181 4 роки тому +3

      Yes,no, maybe?Idk

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 4 роки тому +1

      @@MagniZZZ I'm the juggernaut biatch

  • @kozumekenma3897
    @kozumekenma3897 4 роки тому +265

    Mark: *perfectly narrates*
    Also Mark: “I have no idea what that was”

  • @GabeR115
    @GabeR115 3 роки тому +11

    It’s rare that an innuendo (the wallgina) gets even more confirmed the more you learn about it

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 4 роки тому +467

    Mark: "What's important is that you're here with me."
    Me: "Yes, six feet apart, of course."

    • @loreal4294
      @loreal4294 4 роки тому +20

      direction is very important. six feet above? you’re a seagull. six feet below? you’re dead.

    • @loreal4294
      @loreal4294 4 роки тому +1

      Clare_Chan1738 ಠ_ಠ of course

    • @iLikeBigBotsAndiCanNotLie
      @iLikeBigBotsAndiCanNotLie 4 роки тому +1

      Social distancing

    • @gamereveve
      @gamereveve 4 роки тому

      I'm getting real Sep 107 vibes-markiplier

    • @brook6944
      @brook6944 4 роки тому

      in a hob tub cause you're not gay

  • @etigerminimanjuziminiman6837
    @etigerminimanjuziminiman6837 4 роки тому +372

    Mark: dont turn around
    Me doing my best carl wheezer impression: hey Jimmy

  • @TH3PLA1NP1L0T
    @TH3PLA1NP1L0T 4 роки тому +875

    Title: This game is real
    Credits: "Made with *Unreal* engine 4"
    Me: Bruh

  • @blkchvrrypie
    @blkchvrrypie 3 роки тому +14

    Love how I cracked open a coke right as he started playing the Dr. Pepper game

  • @Draconiam
    @Draconiam 4 роки тому +138

    Mark: Maybe they had fun?! Me:: So you’re telling me they had a bloody good time?

  • @BlissfullyEvil
    @BlissfullyEvil 4 роки тому +320

    Whenever Mark does his “don’t turn around “ thing, I always expect his to say “Don’t blink, whatever you do, don’t blink”.

    • @scarletthread4921
      @scarletthread4921 4 роки тому +17

      Blink and you’re dead.

    • @재준담
      @재준담 4 роки тому +12

      whovians rise 😔✊

    • @TheIceFlowe
      @TheIceFlowe 4 роки тому +9

      You're currently looking at 7 pixels of SCP-173, if you blink, you die.

    • @bonfureanimations3637
      @bonfureanimations3637 4 роки тому +9

      “They are fast. Faster than you can imagine. Blink and you’re dead.”

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 4 роки тому +8

      Wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff

  • @ThatMomLife
    @ThatMomLife 4 роки тому +560

    “Just because there’s blood everywhere doesn’t mean they’re dead. Maybe they had fun” 😂😂

  • @jeremyvanhorn2645
    @jeremyvanhorn2645 3 роки тому +50

    Mark: “Hah. pish posh, nooooo. Silly bitch.”
    Me: and I took that personally

  • @qlachlan05
    @qlachlan05 4 роки тому +755

    i was watching this on the tv and my mom was cooking dinner, and she just walked out of the kitchen and sighed and said "god his voice is so perfect" IM DYING.

    • @dgbritton
      @dgbritton 4 роки тому +67

      Hah really? Mine just complains about his swearing 😂

    • @qlachlan05
      @qlachlan05 4 роки тому +34

      @@dgbritton thats what my dad does lol.

    • @ashley2482
      @ashley2482 4 роки тому +14

      lucy lachlan you have a dad? What’s he like.

    • @qlachlan05
      @qlachlan05 4 роки тому +21

      @@ashley2482 he is strict and a neat freak lol. but my mom is super easy going and nice. my dad is the complete opposite. also my parents are divorced sooo

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 4 роки тому +19

      Why you gotta flex that you have 2 parents b r o

  • @starrdensmore9606
    @starrdensmore9606 4 роки тому +232

    "You stand at sitting height."
    Me being 4'10..... I always stand at sitting height...

    • @revnl17
      @revnl17 4 роки тому +9

      Don’t worry, so does Mark

    • @zeefeer0543
      @zeefeer0543 4 роки тому +4

      short kings and queens, unite!

    • @lolrude4855
      @lolrude4855 4 роки тому +1

      Starr Densmore I myself am not short but many of my friends are and I absolutely love them, short people are the best

    • @Br0wnEyedQueen
      @Br0wnEyedQueen 4 роки тому

      :DDDDD HEIGHT TWINS!!

    • @sfventure
      @sfventure 4 роки тому +1

      Im abt to be 15 and im 4'11

  • @darkmistalpha2516
    @darkmistalpha2516 4 роки тому +792

    Mark: *sees bone* A spoon!
    Everyone else: *concerned noises*

    • @-chippedstars-2889
      @-chippedstars-2889 4 роки тому +38

      i thought it was a large qtip

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 4 роки тому +8

      Well what the hell are YOUR spoons made out of?

    • @rubberho344
      @rubberho344 4 роки тому +4

      I thought it was a switch. You know...the thing people used to hit children back then

    • @grim8905
      @grim8905 4 роки тому +1

      @@rubberho344 a WHAT

    • @avocadeous
      @avocadeous 2 роки тому

      @@rubberho344 I thought people used canes. That’s probably for the richer ones tho

  • @jamesmoriarty3877
    @jamesmoriarty3877 3 роки тому +58

    4:21
    *Markiplier is not real*

    • @naan000
      @naan000 9 місяців тому +2

      He's just a burning memory...

    • @Luke_FM
      @Luke_FM 6 місяців тому +2

      He doesn’t know who’s coming

  • @adrianna8184
    @adrianna8184 4 роки тому +602

    Mark: “don’t look behind you” Me: *looks behind while laying on my bed*

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 роки тому +15

      I flipped the bird behind me and then he said okay it's gone right after

    • @adrianna8184
      @adrianna8184 4 роки тому +5

      Umbrus that poor bird😭 lmao

    • @Lilly-jh6wy
      @Lilly-jh6wy 4 роки тому +6

      Adrianna Urbina not that type of bird lmao

    • @pepozuniga6495
      @pepozuniga6495 4 роки тому +5

      @@Lilly-jh6wy Awe lad you didn't get the sarcasm

    • @rhysdavid6655
      @rhysdavid6655 4 роки тому +3

      The demon was spooning you

  • @callofjeppie7200
    @callofjeppie7200 4 роки тому +830

    Mark: " Is this my poop bucket " While crouching next to a toilet

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 4 роки тому +16

      It's always good to have a pooping bucket. Just in case the toilet gremlins show up.

    • @josephchapson8162
      @josephchapson8162 4 роки тому +2

      Everybody: watches mark say something they think is funny then immediately posting the same
      Joke seriously its kinda sad have a nice life sitting on yo ass no life

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 4 роки тому +8

      @@josephchapson8162 Sounds to me you don't have a poop bucket.

    • @sir-londo5537
      @sir-londo5537 4 роки тому +1

      dazed trapper are ya salty that ya ain’t funny 0-0? Too bad hope ya have a shit day

    • @xdlolxd5040
      @xdlolxd5040 4 роки тому +1

      We all use the poop bucket

  • @water_melanie
    @water_melanie 4 роки тому +984

    Mark: "Don't look behind you."
    Me: _Turns around_
    My Toilet: "Hey there."

  • @CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector
    @CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector 7 місяців тому +5

    "IF YOUR COMMING RIGHT NOW LEMME SEE IT"
    HELP IM GONE- 💀

  • @tokkun_tofu
    @tokkun_tofu 4 роки тому +120

    Mark: says “don’t look behind you”
    Me, always: *looks at my pillow, facing downwards*

  • @lauracoppa444
    @lauracoppa444 4 роки тому +374

    Mark: I stand at sitting height
    Me: oh, so this game really IS real

    • @SNIPINGSOKZ
      @SNIPINGSOKZ 4 роки тому +5

      I feel you 😂😂 short ppl squad

    • @ak-cardwell
      @ak-cardwell 4 роки тому +1

      Ha 6*4 over here. -Tall gang

    • @SNIPINGSOKZ
      @SNIPINGSOKZ 4 роки тому +1

      @@ak-cardwell bruh i wish

  • @DavrenHelsmere
    @DavrenHelsmere 4 роки тому +200

    People, when told not to look behind them: Yeah, that doesn't scare me, it's just a wall.
    Said people's wall: *squelches putridly*

  • @faysameru
    @faysameru 3 роки тому +7

    i'm impressed on how Mark can memorized all the scp name and their threat.

  • @beetelee9439
    @beetelee9439 4 роки тому +851

    Mark: *don’t turn around*
    Me: *turns around*
    My wall: 👁👄👁

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 4 роки тому +403

    Mark: "oh did you expect a jumpscare?"
    Me: *expects the jumpscare the whole video*

  • @mexwatkins679
    @mexwatkins679 4 роки тому +154

    Mark enters your house and looks at your family picture: "That's never a good sign."

    • @cornelia8343
      @cornelia8343 4 роки тому +2

      bc he won't find me in any of the family pictures😂

  • @austinbighead7113
    @austinbighead7113 3 роки тому +6

    Mark: don’t turn around
    Me laying on my floor: ok.

  • @cursedex3755
    @cursedex3755 4 роки тому +1092

    Mark: "Oh its another bedroom, what is this a streamer house?"
    Me: Aren't you the same man who has 5 ovens?

  • @suctioncupfrog3272
    @suctioncupfrog3272 4 роки тому +1118

    Me: *Literally just eating subway and drinking a large Dr. Pepper while watching this at like 3 A.M. in a cozy blanket in a dark room with a night light on while chilling*
    The demon outside my house: lucky son of a gun

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 4 роки тому +40

      Dr. Pepper: What's the worst that can happen? 😎

    • @Fuchsiafaefantasy
      @Fuchsiafaefantasy 4 роки тому +35

      Dude u have subways open that late? I'm jealous af

    • @Chibibeech
      @Chibibeech 4 роки тому +9

      Daaaaaaaayum surn!! Noice 😎

    • @camocrocs1490
      @camocrocs1490 4 роки тому +25

      i love how oddly specific this is.

    • @whitneecrane5087
      @whitneecrane5087 4 роки тому +21

      Me: eating McDonald’s and drinking a medium dr.pepper while watching this at 1 AM and seeing this comment that is relaying my situation
      Also me: now wait just a second

  • @original_rockstar
    @original_rockstar 4 роки тому +402

    Mark: “Don’t look behind you”
    Me: *Turns around*
    Jacksflims: “Nothin’ Personal Kid.”

    • @Thedrivebye
      @Thedrivebye 4 роки тому +3

      So are you knocked out or what happens?

    • @sheetmetal_girl
      @sheetmetal_girl 4 роки тому

      @@Thedrivebye nobody knows

    • @lynn4840
      @lynn4840 4 роки тому +7

      @@Thedrivebye Unless they respond I think it's safe to assume OP died.

    • @Thedrivebye
      @Thedrivebye 4 роки тому +3

      @@lynn4840 Rest in Pepporonies OP

    • @mysteriouswolf_7818
      @mysteriouswolf_7818 4 роки тому +1

      @Star Shadows there is something under your bed, be careful. Don't look underneath.

  • @liamb9574
    @liamb9574 3 роки тому +6

    Mark: Don't look behind you
    Me: *Turns around to see my pomeranian wagging his tail at me*

    • @bluebourg9384
      @bluebourg9384 3 роки тому

      The dog is going to bite you. Mark said TO NOT TURN AROUND.