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  • @BagelBagelBagelBa
    @BagelBagelBagelBa 2 роки тому +347

    baby hotline but jack stauber is shooting you in the face every 4 seconds

  • @augustevil
    @augustevil 2 роки тому +445

    the refrain scratches my brain I love it!

    • @boaplayz2382
      @boaplayz2382 8 місяців тому

      That would hurt no thanks

    • @Zachattack932
      @Zachattack932 8 місяців тому +1

      @@boaplayz2382it actually wouldn’t, the brain itself can’t feel pain.

    • @boaplayz2382
      @boaplayz2382 8 місяців тому

      @@Zachattack932 oh

    • @EnnardSFMS
      @EnnardSFMS 6 місяців тому

      thanks now i imagine my brain getting scratched, it hurts.

  • @Axolotl_Joey
    @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +408

    Full Lyrics:
    Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
    Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!)
    Baby snack time, chow down to earth
    But in your head she's a
    Hoarder of quarters
    And no boundary boredom-dom
    Boundary boredom!
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened
    I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping
    Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping
    Someday I will go back outside and see her, okayyyyyyyyyyy

  • @tankboi309
    @tankboi309 2 роки тому +96

    just the melody with no words is like a ending for a mystery movie

  • @Gachaluvz
    @Gachaluvz Рік тому +55

    This song is about a woman that was put on hold for 20 minutes while calling the suicide hotline, unfortunately she wasn’t patient enough and committed. Then the singer is singing about her, and how much he wants to see her again. That’s why the song has “hotline” in it’s name.

    • @Lordx10176
      @Lordx10176 9 місяців тому +1

      I don’t give one

    • @Lordx10176
      @Lordx10176 9 місяців тому +1

      Jk I care for people’s mental health

    • @Avaluvscake
      @Avaluvscake 7 місяців тому

      and i line hoared of quarters means that his wife liked collecting quarters and the line someday i will go back outside and see her okay means that he will go back out side collecting quarters.

    • @Scarlet_Red-
      @Scarlet_Red- 7 місяців тому +2

      No the hoarder quarters doesn't mean that it means she called the hotline so many times it was like a hoard of quarters cause back then you had to pay a quarter to call them. ​@@Avaluvscake

    • @Avaluvscake
      @Avaluvscake 7 місяців тому

      @@Scarlet_Red- bud look it up

  • @chaoticnpc
    @chaoticnpc 2 роки тому +59

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who needed this.

  • @ciriez3816
    @ciriez3816 2 роки тому +284

    I feel like the melody is nice to losten to for 5 minutes but would make you go insane after 30 minutes

    • @baldjoconda267
      @baldjoconda267 2 роки тому +6

      I've done the mistake to put this remix during a 30min long LoL's game, I think I regret it :')

    • @aleksiszaps8423
      @aleksiszaps8423 2 роки тому +22

      Dude im too far gone alredy give me 1h version and i WILL listen to the entire thing

    • @erikabequet4643
      @erikabequet4643 2 роки тому +2

      @@aleksiszaps8423 same brooooo give me the extended 5h version please

    • @Teacup_Tresnia
      @Teacup_Tresnia 2 роки тому +7

      I listened to it for an hour long, staring at the ceiling. Eventually I just fell asleep and had a very, VERY weird dream

    • @elfinthekitchen
      @elfinthekitchen Рік тому +4

      Can confirm that after 85 hours straight, I still continue to listen to it very happily.
      So, no.

  • @kaire2
    @kaire2 2 роки тому +142

    listening to this feels like when you hitting the good spot in the ear where it itches xDD just soooo goooooood

  • @spinnysocks
    @spinnysocks Рік тому +18

    ITS NOT ENOUGH I NEED THIS SONG INSIDE ME

  • @DBSU87
    @DBSU87 Рік тому +8

    it just SCREAMS august 2022 to me

  • @drewisaudrey
    @drewisaudrey Рік тому +12

    the gunshot sound is almost exactly like the sound of a gore video that traumatized me, so when i listen to this im just reminding myself of it for 10 minutes.

    • @nanamikento4205
      @nanamikento4205 11 місяців тому

      What's the name of that vid?

    • @drewisaudrey
      @drewisaudrey 11 місяців тому

      @@nanamikento4205 i already told too many people, im not doing it again.

    • @nanamikento4205
      @nanamikento4205 11 місяців тому

      @@drewisaudrey 😭😭

    • @MisterKrakens
      @MisterKrakens 7 місяців тому

      What gun sound ?

  • @anaidhd
    @anaidhd 2 роки тому +195

    Finally someone made this! Thank you!

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +21

      I knew i wasn't the only person who needed this hahaha!

    • @BB-pt9hv
      @BB-pt9hv 2 роки тому +7

      @@Axolotl_Joey not all heros wear capes 😅

    • @MoundN
      @MoundN 2 роки тому

      Check out mine, it's cleaner, more oriented towards the original and without the stuff at the beginning. :)

  • @shahidaiqbal5084
    @shahidaiqbal5084 Рік тому +6

    The backstory is making me cry

  • @lemonspace6700
    @lemonspace6700 2 роки тому +63

    Thank you for making this!!! Although, this feels like my brain at 3am

  • @lilouaubin42
    @lilouaubin42 2 роки тому +11

    My ADHD brain thank you very much for that

  • @marinevaletudie9617
    @marinevaletudie9617 2 роки тому +9

    I like listening to it again and again but only this part and I’m super happy about the fact that someone made this :D

  • @sauleomg8260
    @sauleomg8260 2 роки тому +26

    OH MY GAWDDD I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU!

  • @nanamikento4205
    @nanamikento4205 2 роки тому +22

    I was searching for this!! Thank you so much!!!

  • @markgaydosh4249
    @markgaydosh4249 7 місяців тому +2

    Between this and Dan Deacon’s “Woof Woof”, I could zone out for hours

  • @lordgabriel_721
    @lordgabriel_721 2 роки тому +11

    NOT THE DRINKING EYE!!!!!!!!

  • @davidsims7958
    @davidsims7958 2 роки тому +19

    Thanks for this its clearly a better version

  • @thehermionegrangerr
    @thehermionegrangerr 2 роки тому +22

    I just finished it. Got a headache from listening to it on full volume... I need a 1 hour version.

    • @hamidaagha8804
      @hamidaagha8804 Рік тому

      Bro just put on loop video

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@hamidaagha8804but that way you get the baby hotline part every 10 minutes

  • @scarybones3671
    @scarybones3671 2 роки тому +25

    Thank you!!! I was looking for this exactly 💯💯💯

  • @KMART_ENTHUSIAST
    @KMART_ENTHUSIAST Рік тому +4

    This is my favorite part of the song, as a long time jack stauber fan!

  • @jolex_nerd8132
    @jolex_nerd8132 2 роки тому +8

    i put this on and forgot for a sec and thought *HOW LONG IS THIS REFRAIN?!?!?!?!?*

  • @jaxie8593
    @jaxie8593 2 роки тому +7

    a fun game to play is to put this loop in another loop and try to guess when the ending will come without checking how much time is left

  • @casparv
    @casparv 2 роки тому +19

    meow MEOW - meow meow meow

    • @DucksAreCute
      @DucksAreCute 3 місяці тому

      the melody does kinda sound like that doesnt it? XD

  • @nae.ru.kana.
    @nae.ru.kana. 2 роки тому +10

    Thank you so much for this!! ^O^

  • @sky.nanami7
    @sky.nanami7 Рік тому +5

    “someday I will go back outside and see her OK.”

  • @nikkijay915
    @nikkijay915 2 роки тому +4

    PERFECT

  • @edosarivaara5320
    @edosarivaara5320 2 роки тому +8

    This scratches my brain in that funny way

  • @Melxdyyyy
    @Melxdyyyy 2 роки тому +5

    OMG TY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS! ❦︎

  • @oliverrogers263
    @oliverrogers263 2 роки тому +16

    Putting it on 1.25 speed made my brain all wonky

    • @_SIRIUX_
      @_SIRIUX_ Рік тому

      Well , don't put it on 0:25 💀

    • @Loliconman
      @Loliconman 8 місяців тому

      I prefer 0.60

  • @KentuckyFriedChildren
    @KentuckyFriedChildren Рік тому +4

    the refrain scratches my balls I love it!

  • @plasticcatharsis65
    @plasticcatharsis65 2 роки тому +2

    This is brilliant. THANK YOU.

  • @iclioxRmryv
    @iclioxRmryv 2 роки тому +2

    Deserves a sub 👍

  • @hdrunx4840
    @hdrunx4840 2 роки тому +3

    How to go insane but happy in 10 minutes

  • @maddicattyryan
    @maddicattyryan Рік тому +4

    While listening, my LED lights turned off and my room went pith black

  • @Scottyboy9999
    @Scottyboy9999 2 роки тому +2

    Love it! So catchy

  • @elfinthekitchen
    @elfinthekitchen 9 місяців тому +2

    How many other people SEARCHED
    for this, rather than UA-cam simply
    suggesting it?
    ⬇️

  • @kawaiicore707
    @kawaiicore707 2 роки тому +1

    my fav music!Jack Staauber make music its so good!

  • @alliesnyder2718
    @alliesnyder2718 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for doing this

  • @oli5165
    @oli5165 2 роки тому +2

    This is brilliant

  • @taiki.zweihander
    @taiki.zweihander 2 роки тому +6

    This sound like days that seems literally the same everyday

  • @madremoglie
    @madremoglie Рік тому +1

    quello che cercavo! Grazie!!! 🤩

  • @monstervain
    @monstervain 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad I stumbled upon this but I'm probably going to regret listening to the entire 10 minutes of this 🤣

  • @user-ze6tw9or7z
    @user-ze6tw9or7z 2 роки тому +62

    Could you make a version that has the baby hotline parts too? Like, extended version without the ending part😇

  • @RANDOMPERSONWANDERINGX3
    @RANDOMPERSONWANDERINGX3 2 місяці тому

    I LUV THE ART XDDD

  • @lavalavender
    @lavalavender 2 роки тому +9

    listening to this while waiting for my bread to rise

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +3

      Did it rise?

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +3

      @soulslayerz12 it has risen so much that it must have swallowed them whole. Rest in RIP.

    • @lavalavender
      @lavalavender 2 роки тому +5

      For the past 11 days I have been trapped in a bread dough cocoon and have only survived on the substance. I just escaped, but only barely. Never let your bread dough rise for too long.

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +4

      @@lavalavender HAHAHAHA thank you for this comment, i really needed to laugh today. ❤️

  • @Thething804
    @Thething804 2 роки тому +23

    Why does Jack look like in this drawing he's the type of guy to eat a whole block of cheese

  • @rine8139
    @rine8139 2 роки тому +1

    thank uSO MUCH

  • @x_x3399
    @x_x3399 2 роки тому +8

    wo wa wo wa wa wo

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому

      Why tf does it translate to english lmfao

    • @xoan7278
      @xoan7278 2 роки тому +1

      @@Axolotl_Joey because wo wa

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +1

      @@xoan7278 understandable have a nice day

    • @corz.mp4243
      @corz.mp4243 7 місяців тому

      @@Axolotl_Joey LOOK AT US LOOK AT US LOOK AT US

  • @jasomega2446
    @jasomega2446 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you

  • @moi-ev3pi
    @moi-ev3pi Рік тому

    why i like this

  • @Pointer_point
    @Pointer_point 2 роки тому +2

    THANKS

  • @Chocymilk990
    @Chocymilk990 Рік тому

    New sub baba grill
    Amazing

  • @sainsburyswifi4204
    @sainsburyswifi4204 2 роки тому +34

    Cheese 🧀

  • @actucine2777
    @actucine2777 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks you 🙏

  • @jessicagony5064
    @jessicagony5064 2 роки тому +1

    Found it, thanks! 😅😁👍

  • @_SIRIUX_
    @_SIRIUX_ Рік тому +1

    Desconecte un poco los cascos y ahora los cascos coló captan la voz y ciertos agudos , es tenebroso pero desconcertante porque oigo perfectamente las demás canciones

  • @nataliefoxmartin9764
    @nataliefoxmartin9764 Рік тому

    Hahahahahahaha oh my god yes thank you 😂😂😂 glad other people are as weird as me!

  • @meowkai_
    @meowkai_ 2 роки тому +1

    Tweek Tweek? Is it you?

  • @pittop20
    @pittop20 2 роки тому +6

    Anyone know what genre the refrain is? Would love to find others like it

    • @domino-dude
      @domino-dude Рік тому +2

      probably, like, weirdcore or dreamcore. honestly, Jack is kind of a genre on his own, since his sound is so unique, maybe he has his own -core subgenre. You could try to use similar song finders online, but other than that i'm drawing a blank
      hope this helped

    • @21cgIN
      @21cgIN Рік тому

      this is the first time I came across Jack Stauber and at first I thought it was a Roxy Music song from the 80s. So maybe you could look into that.

  • @Jeff4theRaid
    @Jeff4theRaid 2 роки тому +3

    I can tell that your drinking eyes never opened, honestly somebody will die and I hate coping, wishing that its pills that you cry and I hate moping, someday I will go back outside and see you're ok.

    • @littlepanic08
      @littlepanic08 2 роки тому +3

      No it’s “I contend that your drinking eye has never opened, I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping, wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate hoping, someday I will go back outside and see her, okay.”

  • @Rosetorres123
    @Rosetorres123 Рік тому +1

    I have been here for years now🤠

  • @Karma20XX
    @Karma20XX Рік тому

    This is song is cursed and I don't dislike it.

  • @thaliachalkiadaki3423
    @thaliachalkiadaki3423 2 роки тому +9

    Can you upload this version on Spotify?

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +9

      Is that even legal?

    • @Arneic
      @Arneic 2 роки тому +3

      i dont think so

    • @nin10doboy45
      @nin10doboy45 2 роки тому +1

      @@Axolotl_Joey I’m pretty sure you need permission from jack stauber

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому

      @@nin10doboy45 lmfao on it

  • @mollymix5768
    @mollymix5768 Рік тому

    why does the silent patient feel like this song

  • @phubuinguyen1277
    @phubuinguyen1277 Рік тому +2

    Cảm giác như tui đang lạc vào một khu rừng cảm xúc vậy.

  • @juliaa1797
    @juliaa1797 Рік тому

    0:23 🙏🙏

  • @Asar_T
    @Asar_T 2 роки тому

    horder of quarters

  • @tempoy3527
    @tempoy3527 2 роки тому +12

    This on 0.75X speed is mint

    • @rasmalaii.i
      @rasmalaii.i 2 роки тому

      Wait how did i not think of this

  • @aleksandracuper3930
    @aleksandracuper3930 2 роки тому +1

    I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay

  • @Robotmonkey44
    @Robotmonkey44 2 роки тому +1

    this song is just so sad.

  • @savannarae12
    @savannarae12 2 роки тому

    0:23

  • @chillstreams8043
    @chillstreams8043 Рік тому

    this lets 10 mins feel like 30

  • @_SIRIUX_
    @_SIRIUX_ Рік тому

    A velocidad 0:25 es 💀te lo juro da mucho miedo

  • @fall9283
    @fall9283 Рік тому +2

    what's with the 3 dislikes?

    • @Celice
      @Celice 5 місяців тому

      You can see dislikes? I haven't seen any dislikes for years

  • @TheOneAndOnlyTengenUzui
    @TheOneAndOnlyTengenUzui 2 роки тому +1

    Me dancing to it finds out real meaning……

  • @Teacup_Tresnia
    @Teacup_Tresnia 2 роки тому

    Noice

  • @Stage_76
    @Stage_76 2 роки тому +1

    $4.99, makes me feel so 🄻🅄🅇🅄🅁🅈

  • @infinitiux
    @infinitiux 2 роки тому +2

    Debería durar más

  • @LeKAKA2007
    @LeKAKA2007 2 роки тому +1

    Can you explain me what's the song about?

    • @Axolotl_Joey
      @Axolotl_Joey  2 роки тому +3

      Jack Stauber's songs are almost always very abstract and open for interpretation. I'm pretty sure this song is about calling a suicide hotline tho.

  • @Jeff4theRaid
    @Jeff4theRaid 2 роки тому +6

    This honestly doesn't piss me off, but it pisses my brain off

  • @hamidaagha8804
    @hamidaagha8804 Рік тому +1

    Thank you joey i really appreciate you and your beautiful vids and your channel your the best but just add the reverb!

  • @jaciebietez
    @jaciebietez Рік тому

    i wanna try every drug in th e world

  • @s-idney
    @s-idney Рік тому

    I wish I knew what a refrain is

  • @Distrivi
    @Distrivi 8 місяців тому

    Like a drug

  • @dlahama9901
    @dlahama9901 2 роки тому

    I love it but it’s scary I’m sorry if I made you mad, I understand.😢

  • @btchimblind
    @btchimblind 2 роки тому +1

    It's just a blur in between