"We're helping!!" That's when I lost my shit, I would definetly watch more of these, that's probably the best and funniest destiny video out there. And screw the cryptarc!!!!
To be fair, the first one was based on lampooning the hero's call trope, the second and third were common mmo quest and armour tropes, the fourth was common mmo loot mechanics, and the final joke was based on the only news story about destiny I have heard, namely the search for easy grinding.
***** Weird. Why not just get the loot right off the quests/enemies? This is a thing I feel Borderlands did right and Bungie changed not for any practical nor beneficial reason but just to try to be different and make their game "next level". I like that in Borderlands you don't have to pick up everything which is dropped to see (later) what's good. There right in front of you, you can tell what's legendary and what's crap, no need to haul it all back to be "decoded" or "identified".
Good lord, Featherweight absolutely turned it up to eleven for this one. The art is /gorgeous/. And how much work was that animation? I noticed at least three layers of parallax, although with helmets on everyone at least pixel lip-synching wasn't a problem like in the Pocket Planes short. Everyone did an excellent job voice acting as well. Top marks, full score, really impressive video and I've never so much as seen someone play Destiny.
I miss the loot cave. Not because I got nice legendary engrams that ended up being uncommon gear, but because It was fun to hang about with other players around you an shoot enemies in a cave for hours. It ended up being very social and friendly. Sadly it was more fun than playing the actual game. :( My time in the game has been 2 days, 3 hours, 1 minute and 27 seconds. I have multiple Exotic and Legendary gear, some even fully upgraded. So I don't want anyone to think I haven't played all of this games content, and complain I haven't played the game enough or haven't experienced everything.
If you've played Destiny for a couple of hours then you've experienced everything. Playing the same thing a thousand times does not mean you got a thousand times more content.
I've also experienced this again outside of the loot cave. It's done in material hunting now in certain areas. I had 5 people following me around on mars as we were all trying to get relic iron. You find a chest, shoot/point everyone comes running and we all get a reward. It's the most social thing I've seen since the loot cave.
ablestmage hey hey, tell me, I won't tell anyone about it :P if it makes you feel better, my leg is broken and I'm stuck in bed so destiny is my life currently. Lol no lie.
loadingreadyrun That's about the worst indictment possible right up there with it's a shit slicked precipice but it's from the publishers of Corpophage Simulator 2012 so at least it's fun with friends.
loadingreadyrun Eh, these dumb problems are kinda killing it for some people, I'm fine if a game has a boring story but I am not fine with a game that has a poorly explained story with actors that sound like they are just reading a script.
...so...erm...how is this different from the dark souls story? Its delivered in the same way. It has the same satisfying (though different) feel to the combat...(even if the bosses do take that bit too long) and the same kind of beautiful interesting environments that you can explore all over....(even if they are a bit one dimensional). . . cuase people said that dark souls was awesome after the revealed all the lore.
The game is pretty much borderlands with way less loot, but with PvP and MMO inspired dungeons(raids). The leveling from 20-30 is also artificially elongated.
So true! It's definitely a fun game, and while content and storyline are a bit lacking right now, I think they got the mechanics perfect. So the game good enough bones that Bungie will be able to build onto the game a lot I think.
Fun Fact: Working on this gave me literal pixel nightmares. Enjoy!
featherweight The P in PTSD stands for "Pixel" :(
You did a good job Featherweight!
Great work though!
Yay Featherweight! Excellent work!
Awesome work!
Every Destiny player needs to watch this right now.
About the first time I’ve seen a recognizable UA-camr on a video that isn’t swarmed with likes and comments
yo yo yo when’s the miles morales zero punctuation
Bungie's year 1 thank you video brought me here.
That brought me BACK here
Life and Gaming Haha same here buddy ;)
Life and Gaming yep. make more LoadingReadyRun
Life and Gaming Same and "We're helping" LOL
Life and Gaming Same
coming to this 8 years later is honestly amazing.
"We're helping!!" That's when I lost my shit, I would definetly watch more of these, that's probably the best and funniest destiny video out there. And screw the cryptarc!!!!
Man, it sounds like Graham really phoned it in this week.
Much like the character he's portraying.
HayabusaTaichou I get it!
As someone who has sunk an unreasonable amount of time into Destiny this video is great, loved the loot cave bit and the shady Cryptarch.
Reminiscing in 2019, everything but the loot cave is still accurate af
More. Please god more. This is the "Red vs. Blue" for Destiny. Please make more.
This seems like a much better and more interesting game than the actual Destiny. Also, Cam as the Cryptarch was an inspired choice.
3 years later, and "We're Helping" still makes me chuckle
I wonder how many guys with under 2000 grimoire will understand the loot cave reference.
I miss the good ol days :-(
MR. .Spoon I never used it because by the time I heard of it the cave was getting patched the next day >:(
I'm under 2000 grimoire score, started playing recently in 2015, and still get the reference... :/
Nick Tucker I miss the loot cave(s) . I haven't played since HoW dropped, but I'm looking forward to kill some more aliens 9/15 :D
+Nick Tucker I used to farm my whole day in the fucking cave
This game is so culturally pervasive I understood all the jokes despite never having played or watched it. Good choice, folks!
To be fair, the first one was based on lampooning the hero's call trope, the second and third were common mmo quest and armour tropes, the fourth was common mmo loot mechanics, and the final joke was based on the only news story about destiny I have heard, namely the search for easy grinding.
Quite true, though these tropes are presented as relating to Destiny-specific terminology that I also understood.
CleverCrumbish I didn't. What the heck is an "engram"? Is that money?
Skeletor Jopko From what I've gathered, Engrames are boxes you get from quests and enmyies that you need to get decoded to get your real loot
***** Weird. Why not just get the loot right off the quests/enemies? This is a thing I feel Borderlands did right and Bungie changed not for any practical nor beneficial reason but just to try to be different and make their game "next level".
I like that in Borderlands you don't have to pick up everything which is dropped to see (later) what's good. There right in front of you, you can tell what's legendary and what's crap, no need to haul it all back to be "decoded" or "identified".
Why does this still make me cackle with glee and anger...?
Love it!
Edit: Storekeeper Cam is best Cam.
I may be a little "wrong" for this, but I think I want Cam's "line" in the stinger to be my new text message alert.
Three texts from Mom and you'll be changing it pretty quick.
Gimme 5 minutes alone with the audio
Done. www.sendspace.com/file/nggnap
DewMan001 Amazing
Thanks
I'm just sucking up that nostalgia
This video is great. You guys should do more like it.
Can we have more of these, that was awesome
I lost it at Alex's character shouting "We're helping!". Also Featherweight, dude, your art is strong! Nice work!
I think we can agree that this should become a series.
Please make more! Love this...and nice that it's kid friendly. Thanks for that.
I soooo need a part 2!!!!! I've watched it at leasy 3-4 times a week since it was uploaded. You all meed to make this a series! I need more!!!!!
When I saw this, I thought it was 8-bit cinema.
Good job guys!
Good lord, Featherweight absolutely turned it up to eleven for this one. The art is /gorgeous/. And how much work was that animation? I noticed at least three layers of parallax, although with helmets on everyone at least pixel lip-synching wasn't a problem like in the Pocket Planes short. Everyone did an excellent job voice acting as well. Top marks, full score, really impressive video and I've never so much as seen someone play Destiny.
Absolutely stunning pixel art. Beautiful job.
That was one of the most awsome animations I've ever seen! I LOLed so hard.
More like this please :)
This looks awesome. The pixel art is just beautiful.
I'd ask you to do more because this was fantastic, but I know this was probably an enormous amount of work... and I don't even play destiny, either!
This video is basically destiny in an 8-bit animation. Good job!
Anyone else remember year one destiny?
The loot cave parody is pretty funny.
"WE'RE HELPING!"
Dam, that was the most funny Destiny video so far lol.
This video remains as true as it ever was
Still the best Destiny video ever made.
This was bloody fantastic! Great video!
Another instant classic. You guys rock!!
This has more of a story than the actual game! haha! Please make more Destiny videos, this was pretty funny!
LMAO.
"We're helping!"
Good points have been made, very entertaining too.
That was *awesome*! You guys should do more stuff like this!
Master Rahool is such a scrub...
This is comedic gold! 10/10
This was awesome, would love to see more.
I do enjoy the game and find it a great time but this was frickin hysterical. The beginning was just brilliant.
Amazing Video!!! Great Job!
Haha man this was righteous and superb! You earned my sub ;)
Still one of my favourite games ever made. Great video :).
Omfg!! This is sooo good. And extremely accurate too!!
heyyy
what level are you and what console u play
+JJMGamer what console do YOU play. I'm play station 3
Loot cave, players have been guarding it, keeping the darkness at bay for eternity. How noble of them, such brave souls.
Brilliant !
Should do one for "you can go anywhere" followed by walking into invisible barriers and being subjected to 4 second time outs
Truest things about the game....but still a great LLR Video and hits all the lows and highs of the game
Am I the only one who wishes this was a series of some sort because I think its so awesome and funny? XD
I would watch this show a lot. Like a whole lot.
This is amazing omg. Destiny is still awesome.
I want to see more of these.
lol, my bother showed me this 1 1/2 years ago, still AWESOME, nice animation btw. :-)
Super awesome work featherweight! Can't wait to see the loading time for this. ^_^
(translation: show me your secrets, wizard!)
I loved that loot cave joke.
WE'RE HELPING!
+Medic SAVING THE GALAXY !
Beej had one line.....one line......and it couldn't have been better.
Do more parodies like this on other games! This is sooo good! Spot on mate! :D
God coming back to this in wait for rise of iron. It makes me extremely happy to remember something like this.
watthederp I'm coming to this video at the beginning of Age of Triumph. Ah year one Nostalgia
Holy crap this is amazing! Now that is been a couple months, can you do another one? There's still plenty more to laugh about
This made me LOL in my pants. Please make more of these. Thank you.
"WE'RE HELPING!"
Hahahahaha.
Sounds and acts like a pixelated Red vs Blue... Very good! I wanna see a series of this!
This was brilliant. Love it!
Subbed incase you make more of these!
Very funny.
Watching this in 2020 and it is still so good.
Always keep coming back to this one. Especially the 8bit intro is awesome ! I liked the game but it couldn't stick with me.
Omg this is amazing I hope you do one for the raids :p
Subscribed just cause this video is so awesome
I love the game intensely but couldn't imagine playing it without a bunch of friends just like a traditional mmorpg. Video is damned hilarious :D
the Warnock and that titan. perfect couple. XD
Great vids, bookmarked
This deserves so many more views
lol these jokes are actually pretty solid. If you got more ideas I'd be happy to watch more episodes!
THis is absolutely hilarious! loved every moment!
Cameron as Cryptarch fit almost too perfectly...
I feel like that part was made to be played by him.
this was awesome. Definitely make more.
Honestly Ive never seen such an accurate representation of a game before
The guy at the end gets me every time. "WE'RE HELPING! 8D"
Probably my entire destiny career summed up in two words. Lmao
I miss the loot cave. Not because I got nice legendary engrams that ended up being uncommon gear, but because It was fun to hang about with other players around you an shoot enemies in a cave for hours. It ended up being very social and friendly. Sadly it was more fun than playing the actual game. :(
My time in the game has been 2 days, 3 hours, 1 minute and 27 seconds. I have multiple Exotic and Legendary gear, some even fully upgraded. So I don't want anyone to think I haven't played all of this games content, and complain I haven't played the game enough or haven't experienced everything.
If you've played Destiny for a couple of hours then you've experienced everything. Playing the same thing a thousand times does not mean you got a thousand times more content.
I've also experienced this again outside of the loot cave. It's done in material hunting now in certain areas. I had 5 people following me around on mars as we were all trying to get relic iron. You find a chest, shoot/point everyone comes running and we all get a reward. It's the most social thing I've seen since the loot cave.
There's still one on Mars, don't worry.
^Shut your mouth before anyone learns about it you snitch
ablestmage hey hey, tell me, I won't tell anyone about it :P if it makes you feel better, my leg is broken and I'm stuck in bed so destiny is my life currently. Lol no lie.
Nope, still not enough to make me actually want to play Destiny... I would like to see more episodes like this though.
***** Well, I've been playing a bunch of it so I guess it's more like "things that are dumb, but that won't stop you from playing it"
loadingreadyrun That's about the worst indictment possible right up there with it's a shit slicked precipice but it's from the publishers of Corpophage Simulator 2012 so at least it's fun with friends.
loadingreadyrun
Eh, these dumb problems are kinda killing it for some people, I'm fine if a game has a boring story but I am not fine with a game that has a poorly explained story with actors that sound like they are just reading a script.
...so...erm...how is this different from the dark souls story? Its delivered in the same way. It has the same satisfying (though different) feel to the combat...(even if the bosses do take that bit too long) and the same kind of beautiful interesting environments that you can explore all over....(even if they are a bit one dimensional). . . cuase people said that dark souls was awesome after the revealed all the lore.
The game is pretty much borderlands with way less loot, but with PvP and MMO inspired dungeons(raids). The leveling from 20-30 is also artificially elongated.
YAY!!! GRAM, ALEX, KATH and the others!!! MORE OF THIS PLEASE!!!
This deserve a TV Show!!!!
This is beautiful.
This is great. 10/10. It's all true.
loot cave is relevant now! :)
WE'RE HELPING! :D
This has better voice acting then a lot of games.
This... Is.... Fantastic
I am torn between loving this, and feeling very depressed... Cause it is so true that I am wondering if I am just wasting my time!! ;.(
Are you having fun playing your vidja game? Than no not a waste of time. Things don't have to be prefect to me wroth your time.
So true! It's definitely a fun game, and while content and storyline are a bit lacking right now, I think they got the mechanics perfect. So the game good enough bones that Bungie will be able to build onto the game a lot I think.
Nick Rodrigues I'm playing the hell out of it :)
Nick Rodrigues idk if you know since this was 9months ago but they've improved the loot a lot
A Tribe Called Quest No, no they haven't. They haven't even fixed loot caves, raids, or crucible
I'd be a huge fan of this channel if they made videos like this only found it cuz destiny one year
Amazing! Do more, please!
I died at "Killed a bunch of guys, killed a bunch of guys, killed a bunch of guys, and stole their loot." SAVING THE GALAXY
"We're helping!"
Beej first sounds like RvB's Church and I got SUPER excited.
Everyone laughing at 'we're helping!' But i love the 'yeah, saving the galaxy' joke
That is so insanely accurate it's hilarious.
Great video man. :) keep it up