Worst Item In EVERY Premier League Club Shop
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- From a £275 Arsenal gold ring to a Brighton & Hove Albion dog replica kit, HITC Sevens takes a look at some of the worst items listed for sale in the stores of every 2022-23 Premier League club.
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Alfie has always struck me as the type of dude who's idea of a wild time is having sugar with his tea so glad to see him let the hair down with this one.
Either that or hes going down on coke and hookers every 20 minutes
There are only two options.
Quite.
"and where have they hidden the body - well" that one sent my rolling off my couch, well done Alfie.
That crude oil joke was gold 🤣🤣
Quite right Alfie, there is no possible scenario in which a rat would shop on the Nottingham Forest online store.
I'm still figuring out whether or not he would use a dumbbell, will get back to you on that.
When Pompey's kit was made by Rugby brand Canterbury of New Zealand, our club shop sold their fashion range too which was sort of understandable as they weren't a well established brand in the UK. I couldn't think of anywhere else where their stuff was sold and it was quite nice.
I'd be interested to know your opinion of the Hull City shop too, Alfie.
Everyone in New Zealand has a pair of Canterbury side zip pants lol
That ‘tiny dumbell designed for a small rodent’ is the best item 😂
I once went to St Pauli's club shop and everything, of course, had a skull and crossbones on it which is a bit macabre if you bought your toddler a black rompersuit covered in symbols of death.
It's a pirate symbol first and foremost, at least accoring to them (I'm an Hamburger SV sympathizer, the rival club of St. Pauli). 🔵⚪️⚫️
I really needed something light-hearted like this today. Cheers.
Leave my AFCB branded ottoman alone. It's a perfect place to keep my charcoal dressing gown and branded flat cap. My 5m cherries tape measure was very convenient when measuring up the ottoman also.
I have not laughed this much in a long time. 🤣 As an Arsenal fan, I might buy that jacket... if it ever goes to 95% off. I wish my club had a Trivial Pursuit game though, jealous of that! 🤣
that villa skill ball joke did really make me laugh
Why the Spurs Garden Gnome isn’t on here is beyond me, was a staple of the old club shop at White Hart Lane
This did make me chuckle - I also have to admit I did buy an Arsenal armband many years ago so guilty as charged
I love that you did a lighter topic for this video, couldn't stop laughing throughout this one. Incredible banter Alfie 😂
Seen a few of those Adidas camo shorts being worn around Leeds city centre. Must be a popular item 🤣
in the late 90's I got a mouse mat, hat and a mug from the Man United store, I still have the mug! Jokes aside that mugs over 20 years old now and I have grown kind of attached to it 😁
I hadn't laughed like this for a while. Cheers, Alfie
Cant wait to gift my Grandmother a pair of Brighton & Hove Albion curtains for Christmas. Thanks HITC for the recommendation 10:09
Trincão is at Sporting on loan from Barca pal
Can you please do - "What's the hell is going in Leicester city?"
kind of has done already
Alfie smoking the Leeds U hockey jersey goes so insanely hard and is better than like 10 NHL jerseys
You know what? I like Ottoman storage boxes. They're versatile and useful, and this one is reasonably priced? Shout-out to Bournemouth.
That West Ham have their actual players model their merch is honestly pretty cool.
A lot of former players and legends like Carlton Cole and Brooking model them too
Yeah, that's cool.
7:05 comedy genius
£1200 for a match worn shirt!!! No wonder dad has got the kids holding placards all asking for shirts at match end!!
This is one of your most entertaining videos of all time, loved it 😂
As a Newcastle fan I thought your jabs at us and city were great.
Though ngl our third kit is aesthetically nice. If a bit on the nose
I just checked, and you're right. Your third kit *does* look nice, if a bit on the nose.
Ngl if I supported Bournemouth I'd get the storage box
So would I, tbh.
Thank you Alfie, now I’m considering buying some Crystal Palace Ale and shipping it all the way here to California. 😅
Because selling t-shirts, match jerseys, team scarves and caps is soooooo passé.
7:25 - The doormat team selling doormats. Because of course they would.
10:30 - Try living where winters are -20C or worse. Winter jackets for dogs are mandatory.
14:00 - Nope, you were spot on. Yank "chocolate" is crap.
Calling American chocolate "barely chocolate at all" is a ridiculous thing to say, far too generous to such an abomination
Allie is about to influence me to spend my hard earned freedom dollars on essential Arsenal tat
NGL the dog on the thumbnail is a really good boi
He rocks that Brighton kit.
One defense I will give is that you can clearly see the Leeds crest on those ridiculous camo shorts
A toy labelled as "used under adult supervision" is a legally required warning when the product contains small parts. That doesnt mean that the product is produced for adults, it just means that adults should watch kids playing with it, as even kids older than 3 yo. can put small items in their mouth and potentially suffocate. Sorry to correct your otherwise brilliant video
Honestly, not sure why any comedian has a job after this epic performance. Oh wait, it's to show just how fantastically patronising Alfie is to anything not "essential".
I’m not sure if this is a good idea, and probably pretty confusing, but every Ballon d’or winner of each club could only win it once. So as a Blackpool player won it the first year of its creation, another Blackpool player could never win it. Not that another would win it though.
"Buy our merch!"
I wonder it there's also bizarre and bad items from the online stores on non-English clubs, e.g., La Liga clubs, Serie A clubs, and so on.
As someone from America, the chocolate here sucks ass.
I have a single west ham earring in the same style as the forest one
Don’t let any rodents near them
This is the most unhinged I've ever heard Alfie
Best Ever! I bet the NCFC gnomes would have featured if you did this last year..😥
This video was great cheers for that Alfie. I'll now never be able to go to the Forest mega store without imaging small rodents lifting a dumbbell xD.
He just spoke of the f ing dog as a "he or she"
Dude the dog is not gonna be offended...
Well he spoke the proper way, it has nothing to do with offending someone/something, if you do not know the gender of someone you say that, it's like if you know the gender of someone you say it.
Like you don't call a woman "bro"
But if you don't know the gender, you say he or she.
Nothing to do with offending someone/something and more to speak right.
Wow didn’t know TJ Maxx had a different name lol thnx Alfie
This was a joy to watch! Funniest thing I've seen in ages!
This video is more interesting that i had thought.
Your real followers enjoyed this
Those prices leave a lot to be desired
3:39 looks like it was designed by Guillermo del Toro
I love how random this channel can be 😂
Day 340: Indonesia XI If All Eligible Players Had Declared For Them.
It’s ok Alfie I’ll find a way to manage with my American Hershey bars
I bet Danger Mouse could lift that dumbbell.
I appreciate your condolences on me having to eat US chocolate. I mourn my taste buds every day 🤕
okay, but listen right ... that dog in the Brighton top was f**king adorable
I know I'm a bad person, you know how I know? Laughing my ass off at Jimmy Saville and Dresden jokes...dam you 😂
But those camo adidas shorts on the Leeds one dose have the Leeds logo on the left leg
I buy used vinyl from Austria and books from the UK. I picked up a rare CD from Israel but Crystal Palace won’t take my credit card. They say check with your bank and my bank says check with Crystal Palace. Oh well 🤷
I know that has nothing to do with the video but I’m just venting.
Great change of pace! I’d love to see one for the Championship or Champions league round of 16 teams
Some would be repeats, though. Namely Liverpool, Chelsea, and City (and Spurs if they qualify).
as an american i’ve been crusading for years that our chocolate is the WORST
Will there be a "best item in every premiere league club shop" video in the future?
No
@@stepheng8779 Oh well. It was worth asking.
Arsenal's prices compared to genocide 💀💀💀
Idk, the Arsenal coat isn’t that bad doesn’t look like the worst either… The model or ring are clearly worse money spent
Video on the best value league to purchase player ATM. The Irish league, just see palaces recent signing of Kofi balmer to Palace
20:17
The baby yoda toy killed me
His name is Grogu.
This is fucking brilliant mate x
Loved this, pure brilliance! Bravo!
A barrel of crude w/ a man city logo on it, IM DEAD
14:08 Fulham
17:03 Liverpool
Less than 3 minutes in and I'm already dying laughing. This is going to be a good video
As a sequel to this we could have the cheapest item in every shop
20:32 Bold of you to assume there are 50 ManCity fans in the first place.
Wowwww. Nice joke
Trincão is pronounced with a k like c, and he's on loan at Sporting 🤣🤣🤣
I would do the Southampton trivial pursuit but I like questions
Now Irish Guys gone Alfie has 100% taken the HITC meme king crown
" i will lieave link"
No link
Trincão is loaned to Sporting not Benfica
For Manchester United I think Harry Maguier is the worst thing to sell. Nobody wants him!!!! 🤣
The Mark Noble armband is ok.
Doesn’t Cadbury (English company) own Hershey now?
13:57 How dare you insult American chocolate AND Christian Pulisic hometown of Hershey!
Any chance you'll make a video about what's been going on at Hull City?
He did one right before the start of the season. Guess he doesn't want to flood us with in-house problems.
@@soundscape26 True! I guess this is just what I want being a Hull fan myself
At some point I hope somebody send you all the items listed as a gift hahahaa
am i the only one who love that Aston Villa Range Rover? though it's funny since their name has Aston (Not Martin) in it
I needed a knew game of Guess Who
I got a Crystal Palace Guess who set!
Honestly brilliant
I don’t even support palace
An utterly essential item
Colchester Utd really should not sell Quartz watches for more than £10
Idk if it’s a good thing that we made it into the thumbnail
I'm a mancity fan and I thought the crude oil joke was hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
James did a video of that on HITC sports channel which was good a few years ago 😊
no..? wdym
@@JonasRodgers He did. Around the 19/20 season. The video is called TERRIBLE Gifts Sold By Every Premier League Club.
This video was insanely funny
Those oil club items. Damn.
Trincao is on loan at Sporting - still a brilliant video though if not factually correct. Cheers! 😮
absolutely love these silly videos.
would love for you to take a look at the bayern store. i had a look through it once while debating on buying a kit, and it is absolutely insane what bayern-branded items there are. i'm not kidding when i say you can deck out your entire house with bayern items from the official shop. naturally, that is including fc bayern garden gnomes.
How good 😂
You should have done this research in privacy mode :D.
Damn our chocolate is shit
As a City fan I found the Oil joke a bit "crude" 🛢
Alfie has no business being this funny 💀
The small bodybuilder rodent bit was honestly like something a stand up comedian would say
The guy's a generational linguistic gem
This is the quality journalism we've come to know and love from Alfie. 😂😂
I just love how he hated the Arsenal trench coat so much, he compared it to the Belgian atrocities in Congo 😂😂😂😂I love Alfie
@@bababababababa6124 yeah that one made me chuckle as well haha 😂
He is softening his viewers up to bring in Alfie & HITC 7's merchandise.
The “death to yemeni children” bit had me wheezing. Alfie having the ability to riff is a delight