IMMACULATE Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil Immaculate - a 2024 American psychological horror film directed by Michael Mohan and written by Andrew Lobel.
Premise: Cecilia, a woman of devout faith, is warmly welcomed to the picture-perfect Italian countryside where she is offered a new role at an illustrious convent. But it becomes clear to Cecilia that her new home harbors dark and horrifying secrets.
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Cast:
Sydney Sweeney as Cecilia
Álvaro Morte as Father Sal Tedeschi
Benedetta Porcaroli as Sister Gwen
Dora Romano as Mother Superior
Giorgio Colangeli as Cardinal Franco Merola
Simona Tabasco as Sister Mary
Cinematography by Elisha Christian
Edited by Christian Masini
Music by Will Bates
Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, Neon, The Voyeurs, SXSW
"That convent closed due to low ticket sales." I want to highlight that the entire video is worth it, just for that line! Thank you for the needed laugh.
“The convent closed because of low ticket sales” had me laughing for a good 60 seconds lol
'She died for a few minutes in a drowning accident...'
That reminds me of the plot to another Sydney Sweeney movie. I hope this one doesn't also have spiders in it. Or a mother who dies while researching them in the Amazon.
What movie is this
It wasn't another movie, it was in her small rone in the handmaid's tale
@@darnelleechols6715madame web
The scene when she chews thru her umbilical cord had me laughing because it felt like an homage to Divine when she chewed thru her umbilical cord in John Water's Female Trouble. The last 15 minutes were pretty solid..and the scene when she was giving birth was raw, crazy fun.
Yeah laughed at that and when her water broke. Like damn ok
u guys deserve more views, real opinions these guys who get 100k views are so boring, u and cody leach are good
also i realized sydney pulls out her finger nail (i hate those scenes) but at least it had some type of meaning? nails on the cross etc
the fact sydney produced this is kinda cool, of course the ending was predictable but the baby didnt harm her.... i would of loved that she escaped and raised the child without it being a 2nd jesus but that would be boring. also the bathing scene was a tease then later on u get the milkfest still pretty weak characters the smokin girl is the same as the smoking girl from nun 2 except lot prettier so i like that.
I liked it in terms of atmosphere and how creepy churches can be. It wasn’t paced well and I wish they explained more about what was going on with those nuns and masks etc. but I didn’t put a whole lot of thought into it
*ANYONE BUY YOU, JESUS!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 We need THAT movie.
YES it’s gives me major flashbacks from the (devils conspiracy) same concept
I absolutely LOVED this film and Sydney Sweenys best role so far!! Yall are too jaded 😂😂
Or you're easy impressed. Perspective is crazy
The whole baby clone reminds of Lilith/Rei in NGE😂
It’s Jurassic Park with Jesus DNA
I mean I'm not gonna lie. She's pretty cute. But yeah she's everywhere now. And being a comic book nerd her being in madam Webb was especially terrible haha. Will you guys review frogman?
Yeah I'm gonna pass on this, I rather watch Ghostbusters
Can't go wrong with Ghost busters
I actually laughed when her water broke
I wish I had seen this review before I paid 6 bucks on Amazon. This movie sucked.
I feel absolutely nothing about sydney sweeny and i feel like she has no talent, there i said it
Then you must have no eyes or ears. That ending was amazing.
@@Natg6 I've unfortunately seen much, much better so my standards are not as low as yours
“Team Jesus!”
Not "Anyone But You, Jesus" lord 💀🤣
We are _so_ going to Hell 😂😂😂😂
The Reverend Mother... oh that's Dune. 😂
This sounds a lot like the plot of “The First Omen” which releases in 2 weeks. Also, “Anyone But You, Jesus” is hilarious 😭
@headconceptsimmaculate was amazing.
@headconcepts I saw the trailer and I don't trust it. The First Omen could go down the same way as The Exorcist: Believer with the trailer looking good and the actual movie being awful.
I always hate the criticism “it’s been done before”. Not everyone is a movie buff and has the time or wish to watch every movie ever made. This was my first nunxploitation movie and it terrified me enough to want to explore the genre. Isn’t that worth something?
You're not alone in that thinking. I think people also forget, there are only so many plots you can do. The difference is who does what with that plot! Then there's only so many scary things you can do.
No it doesn't
@@haroldjoseph8296 it doesn’t what?
We’re here to get Nick & Joseph’s opinion.
"Low ticket sales..." 😂😂😂
Everyone save yourself some time and go watch "Late night with the Devil" good movie but I'll tell anyone, that the ending is hands down, competing with any horror movie for the greatest ending of all time.
@@JuliusTurner-hm6ffplease stop. Immaculate was amazing
@Natg6 movie was the worse trash ever made. You definitely don't have standards when it comes to cinema.
@@JuliusTurner-hm6fflate night with the devil is a masterpiece
@@JuliusTurner-hm6ffLate Night With The Devil is B grade. More horror comedy. Not scary or disturbing.
I liked it a lot. The music, costuming and set was really well done. My audience was talking the whole movie and finally shut up that last 7 min. lol
The music was great
I liked this movie. It was a solid horror movie. There was tension. The actress did a great job.
Agreed!
I Agree
I agree
"TEAM JESUS" 🤣 "....closed due to low ticket sales.." 😂
"low ticket sales." 😆 Shit I laughed at that harder than done of this film's scenes.
Exactly it needed to go harder.
THANK YOU guys. Ari Aster needed to have directed this or something
Chewing through the imbilical cord is straight from David Cronenberg's The Brood.
Low ticket sales 😂😂😂
Team Jesus!
hahaha I need this playing on a loop y'all
This movie felt less like a horror movie and more like a badass action flick near the end lol. Never once was i scared. I did think it was cool how she was destroying those crazy people at the end tho😂.
1:08 that look on your face. LOL!
I’m glad you mentioned Alien Resurrection because that’s all I could think of when you described the convoluted “Jesus’ DNA from the crucifixion nail.”
I thought the same as the deformed baby could have looked like one of the small Ripley clones from Alien Resurrection.
I would say it’s not basic imo bc I haven’t seen any other film focus on a nun being pregnant without conceiving… I guess yall have tho clearly
This is an “Anti-Horror” movie honestly.
It's so strange to see Alvaro Morte (the professor of La casa de papel) like a priest. But, the strangest thing is to see a woman who is about to give birth, who is capable of running away into the catacombs and killing etc.. Very absurd ciao from Italy... Not from the convent...
Good review
What was the story with the nuns with the red veils over their faces?
In my opinion, they were the previous nuns that were experimented on.
Was the baby an animal? Was it messed up? Wasnt crying?!? Would have def upped the horror factor if we saw the baby and it was a monster
Alt. Title: Jurassic Park: Jesus Edition.
Amazing movie, horror, not just pure jump scares, and a badass final girl
Now this is how you make a horror movie. Sydney Sweeney did an amazing job. The setting and lighting was truly scary. Glad to see a 70s style Omen horror film get made in this day age. Bravo 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
😂😂 not low ticket sales!!
“Team Jesus!”~ Nick 😂😂😂😂😂
Just watched and actually enjoyed the movie. Great to see she wasn't just gonna meekly sit around, she kicked ass outa there. Wondering why those faceless nuns didn't go after her though 🤔
"Smashes it with a rock. The end."😂
Didn’t like this movie , I wanted more,but instead I found it boring
I saw this with an open mind and was pleasantly surprised. Very camp and entertaining. I was engaged throughout the entire film. Check it out!
I’m literally already nervous by y’all’s faces 😭😭😭 I WANT TO LIKE THIS SO BAD the trailer was giving gothic bad beezy killer kult vibes but tbh idk if anyone else thinks this but in euphoria Sydney Sweeney was AMAZING. she had some of the most BEAUTIFUL SHOTS. But her acting is mid. She was supported by so many actually insanely talented people. When she’s in smaller projects or just movies there’s just a lot missing. And she’s says she doesn’t like to be sexualised but then she did anyone but you. So hopefully this one is different 😭😭😭
I actually enjoyed this. I can see why most people did not but i had a good time with this one
Thanks for the recap, so i don't have to see this movie. ❤
What a silly movie. Thanks so much for reviewing it! :)
'just like Justin Timerberlake' hahaha very funny quip
Álvaro Morte was born in my hometown in southern Spain!
I wish Joseph had seen this one! I feel like he would have had a blast with it! ❤️
Thank you for this review!
Joseph so cool with asking Nick overall summary after an already sharp poll quote - says something about giving a lackluster narrative the fairest final 'judgement!'
Tbh I feel like I would hate this, I hate when they put pregnancy in horror movies as something so invasive and demonic but I also hate when they portray it as something easy and silly in comedies. I guess it's because of my interest in midwifery and the image of pregnancy is very neutral. Also a man in Spain last year was on the news for unnecesarily cutting his baby's umbilical cord with his teeth similar to how Sydney Sweeney did in this movie, it was so lame and uneeded and of course the media praised HIM as if he saved the baby from a horrible fate when it was actually a very smooth and normal birth from his wife's POV. Yeah I just hate this sh1t lmao needed to get that off my chest
Omg same!! I'm a student midwife and I'm a big adovacte for delayed cord clamping, that man shouldn't have been praised at all
I would rather watch Agnes of God for the 10th time. That film freaked me out when I was kid. lol
Killing the baby seems like a very weird decision.
The film is complete blasphemy and endorses infanticide, this garbage is what the powers that be in kabbalist satanic Hollywood puts out near easter to mock Christianity and the resurrection. Everything about this film is profane, but Hollywood loves to mock Christianity.
One of the most blasphemous films I've ever seen.
@@KingKali-x4l there have been others that do that too. I just mean from the character's perspective. Even if she doesn't see it as the second coming, it's still a baby.
It was literally a monster, the other attempts didnt work and im pretty sure this one didnt either. The sounds it made were not normal and the small glimpse we get in the end didnt look normal. I would kill it too.
@@Harleyhorror69 you would kill the baby too? That's infanticide, they never showed the baby, it could be a normal clone, from the genetic experiment , even so, it's still a baby, we don't get to make those decisions, only God is the giver and taker of life, otherwise it's murder and humans become monsters.
I only trust your reviews and boo boo I don’t watch lmao 😅 or I doooooo haha
0:59 This is one of the best things you've ever written, had to listen to it several times.
Did not like!
Just because two people don’t like a film doesn’t mean everyone is gonna feel the same I actually had a good time with the film…but I can understand it won’t be for everyone though.
I remember Gwen was running her mouth, and all I could think was, "This is the kind of conversation you have at night in the bathroom you share!" And everytime they mentioned the meek inheriting the earth, I was like, "But meek people don't impregnate someone against their will, and torture another to death." I was rooting for her when she started taking people out!
Also, were those baby human sounds at the end? I thought she might've given birth to a grown adult by the weird noise it was making.
I found her performance similar to euphoria which I liked. She can be kind of dumb and boring and then take it there with the drama.
Thanks for commenting the attractiveness of the priest bc that’s what I was thinking 1/2 the movie.
That part at the end where she's giving birth and yelling out over and over in anguish really reminded me of the bathroom scene with Nic Cage in Mandy. Even had her face covered in blood 😂🩸🩸
See, I think it had tension and does wonderfully with it. The bad part is there isnt much payoff. She just kind of.. gets away .. Idk. I do like the ending. The end is the hardest part of a movie or story to write so i think they did just fine
“Team Jesus!” ☠️☠️☠️🤣
I'm not the biggest fan of horror movies. However I do like ones with good storylines...which are rare in that genre most of the time imo. The plot on this one and the ending most definitely don't appeal to me. Besides I'm not the biggest fan of the lead actress.
jurassic park the weird catholic church version...
Silly. DNA might make the baby resemble Jesus, but certainly not actually be Jesus.
All the ladies saying Joey raised their standards were meee because he has shown himself to be such a good and caring person!!
The birthing scene was hilarious 😅
Thank you, good review, this sounds dumb af.
These 2 are hilarious😅😂
Not the first time Sweeny played a Nun.
1:04 Joseph’s face 😂
JOSEPH'S FACE WHEN NICK WAS SAYING HIS PULL QUOTE 😅🤣😂
I refuse to watch any film with sydney sweeney
Why's that?
@@matxalenc8410 she’s a homewrecker & not a good actress
Who is this film for?? What is the audience this is targeted at?
Who asked for this? I dont appreciate Hollywood trying to force Sydney Sweeney on me either. Ill pass.
actually, Sydney Sweeney was offered the role a few years ago but the production never started because i believe lacks of funds. years gone by and with the connection that she had, Sydney reach out to the writer and helped the movie get made. Hollywood did not forced Sydney to be in it, she wanted this project in the first place.
Lol Sweeney’s trying to get that Madame Web off of her
😬🤔
Force you on her?????…. Wtf ur so creepy and weird to take it that way get help
I asked for this. Now what?
I died while drowning as a kid. Sorry folks there was no white light, heaven or hell. Just blackness.
Same, just total silence and nothingness
As a practicing Christian, I see this as an absolute win.
Either I'm saved and going to heaven, or there's nothing and I won't know the difference.
@@SliderFury1 Either you're saved and going to heaven, or you wasted your life believing sick demented lies and submitted to one of the most evil social historical organizations of all time for absolutely nothing
@@SliderFury1or the other religions like islam or buddhism are real and then you’re actually fucked
@@mschell8022without a God there is no good and evil lmao. And everything evil in the world goes against Jesus’s teachings 😂, literally any sin you can think of is preached against in the Bible. You just sound like a fool
I really thought this was going to be like a demon baby which I really hate movies with that except rosemarys baby it’s the only one that gets a pass finding out it’s not that means I might actually watch this one
That aspect is up for debate because they do apparently imply it’s still the antichrist
This movie was so stupid 😅
When Nick said “like justin Timberlake” I lost it 😂 I kid you not, I thought this was a handsmaid tale spinoff, I’ll pass on this one lol. I watched snack shack in theaters last night instead