The Best of Rifftrax - Stone Cold

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • John Stone goes undercover to take down a biker gang or whatever who cares
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  • @monkeymouse
    @monkeymouse 9 років тому +66

    "Ask not what your pork chop can do for you; ask what you can do for your bulldozer."

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому

      Is it just me or does the dark haired bearded biker in that scene totally look like Robert Z'Dar? The one with the skull shirt on the left as Bishop says the line and points the gun haha
      I couldnt tell, the beard was where his iconic jaw would be
      turns out it wasnt him but totally looked like him

  • @crazypants88
    @crazypants88 4 роки тому +36

    Why would the cop with the most biker related arrests be ideal for an undercover job into a biker club? Wouldn't that make it far more likely his cover would be blown?

    • @inactive120
      @inactive120 Рік тому

      my thoughts exactly

    • @gregarioustumours2397
      @gregarioustumours2397 Рік тому

      Lol overthinking it. The writer didn't so why should we?😂

    • @bobcobb3654
      @bobcobb3654 11 місяців тому +1

      Same reason a DA could get a new trial to demand a harsher sentence for a convict. The writer just needed words to put between the chases, fights, boobs, and explosions.

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d 5 років тому +47

    Fun fact: the Capitol scenes were mostly shot at the Arkansas State Capitol rather than in Mississippi, because Arkansas was cheaper and let them get away with Wilder stunts.

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 Рік тому +5

      This would have been when Bill Clinton was governor!
      For once, it was people in Mississippi saying "Thank God for Arkansas" and not the other way around.

  • @cakelies
    @cakelies 9 років тому +29

    "We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!" xD

  • @jonmackey159
    @jonmackey159 8 років тому +22

    So that's what it would look like if 1985 and 1987 had a inbred baby lol

  • @alexjaybrady
    @alexjaybrady 7 років тому +7

    Fake Syd Vicious looks a lot like Johnny Rotton

  • @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117
    @heyitsthatmadhatterperson117 3 роки тому +2

    Supermarket Sweep is way more intense than I remember

  • @rstevens1836
    @rstevens1836 Рік тому +1

    Not lying: I saw Boz at a 'Hawks game where he raised the 12 flag before the game. The crowd gave a polite applause, but not many 12s in Seattle still aren't wild about him. Still, got to see John Stone live! (No mullet, thankfully.)

  • @madamx7422
    @madamx7422 9 років тому +6

    0:32 1985 + 1987 = 1991? yeah, that sounds about right.

  • @davidconway6874
    @davidconway6874 4 роки тому +2

    You got balls of stone, Steele. See it works either way.

  • @danchallis805
    @danchallis805 6 років тому +5

    Commander Kalgan, take me away!

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 9 років тому +16

    Did they just make a Final Fight reference in this movie?

  • @danchallis805
    @danchallis805 6 років тому +12

    I never really understood the point of the movie. Is Stone supposed to be SO unconventional that it's meant to be cool that he completely fails and the movie ends in almost complete disaster? In the end he struts off like he's Badass #1 when he completely failed his mission and let the entire Mississippi Supreme Court, the D.A. (and probably future governor) as well as countless other civilians get gunned down in cold blood.

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 5 років тому

      I have the same question, but for Bond in Skyfall.

    • @BobPapadopoulos
      @BobPapadopoulos 4 роки тому +2

      He wasn't the acting security force that let an entire armed biker gang into a closed court proceeding, and stopping such a thing from happening is not typically the domain of an undercover officer.

    • @Mama-eu1ss
      @Mama-eu1ss Рік тому

      You seem to have use more brain cells than anyone who actually worked on this movie 🤔🤣

  • @nomatchesformikey7768
    @nomatchesformikey7768 9 років тому +2

    Olivertwiztid, your icon alone takes me to a happier place.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 років тому

      Well, yours does the same for me. And your username. XD
      I don't care if he climbs in through your window stark naked in the middle of the night! You don't give no matches to Mikey!

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 8 років тому +4

    6:34 Sudden Tommy Lee Jones accent!

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee 7 років тому +15

    They need to remake this movie with Steve Austin

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 4 роки тому +1

      “Better be some hotdogs left”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 роки тому +1

      “Worst Spider-Man reboot yet”

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 роки тому +1

      Bishop the biker 😂

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 3 роки тому +1

      and two of the actors from Raising Arizona

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 роки тому

      At least Steve is a better actor than Brian Bosworth. Not by much…but still.

  • @MoMo-xb7nr
    @MoMo-xb7nr 3 роки тому

    @4:16 did the biker shit his pants but still have the seconcond portion prairie dogging it hahahahaha

  • @Grindhouseification
    @Grindhouseification 8 років тому +2

    No Joke on Lance Henriksen's "Loaded Gun" Line?

  • @captain_hat6247
    @captain_hat6247 6 років тому +3

    5:18-5:23
    What the Hell does that even mean?

  • @spencerbeales8965
    @spencerbeales8965 2 роки тому

    Surprised stone didn't hear all that machine gun fire in that store.

  • @jspring9588
    @jspring9588 7 років тому +2

    3:39 Kenny Omega?!?!?

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo 3 роки тому

    I just overdosed on early 90s coolness

  • @jeremiahdansereau2950
    @jeremiahdansereau2950 2 роки тому

    12:02 Is that Kurt Russel!?!

  • @WinkstheBeast
    @WinkstheBeast 8 років тому +7

    4:04 to 4:17.. most horrific pan in film history.

    • @Crackmandan
      @Crackmandan 8 років тому +2

      +WinkstheBeast Nazi flag for fun...(girls naked) more fun...kid pushing a stroller...ok what the hell?

    • @greedyd5524
      @greedyd5524 6 років тому +1

      You don’t like naked women?

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 6 років тому +3

      You know what, in under 15 seconds it managed to communicate three location cues. That's better than a *lot* of Rifftrax movies. This movie manages to at least move along at a decent clip, even if it is moving from nonsensical gunplay to gratuitous boobs to pointless explosions.

  • @tetsuoswrath
    @tetsuoswrath 2 роки тому +1

    Who is blurring out the TnA from these?!? :{

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Рік тому +1

      Certainly not me, that's for sure...

    • @tetsuoswrath
      @tetsuoswrath Рік тому

      @@shawnfields2369 ofcourse not, you’re a man of culture!

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Рік тому +1

      @@tetsuoswrath Yeah, exactly!

  • @apvenczel
    @apvenczel 4 роки тому

    how did they miss wwf steve austin references?

  • @natejames82
    @natejames82 2 роки тому +1

    Bosworth is worse at acting than he was at tackling Bo Jackson.

  • @KaladinVegapunk
    @KaladinVegapunk 5 років тому +1

    You don't have to censor nudity on UA-cam, I mean unless you want to monetize it, which obviously for this would be super sketchy since it's rifftrax work and a licensed film

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 9 років тому +2

    This movie is so bad I can't even watch it Rifftracked.

  • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
    @edgarallanlovecraft5485 8 років тому +111

    If Zap Rosdower and Rip Chunk-Rock from "Space Mutiny" had a baby it would look like Brian Bosworth

  • @tonywilliams6428
    @tonywilliams6428 7 років тому +52

    "Unconventional pet? I'm starting to think this guy doesn't play by the rules!" lol!

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean 9 років тому +75

    I'm just gonna start saying "This could be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer" in regular conversation

    • @homebuiltindoorplane
      @homebuiltindoorplane 9 років тому +1

      +pdlbean hahahaha

    • @E3Racer1
      @E3Racer1 8 років тому +1

      +pdlbean I think it's now called a metaphive. While watching the cast & crew only preview of it, the guy would did the cutting of that scene yelled out, "OH SH|T!"

    • @edgarallanlovecraft5485
      @edgarallanlovecraft5485 8 років тому +1

      +pdlbean Do you mind if I regard you as a kind of God?

    • @jbellflower83
      @jbellflower83 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, my dad used to say that to my mom before sex.

  • @SNESdrunk
    @SNESdrunk 5 років тому +25

    Ruin his credit score, yeah!

  • @KawaiiNai
    @KawaiiNai 8 років тому +40

    LMAO! "Hand grenade on a public sidewalk. Right out of the Comcast customer service playbook."

  • @BigHush
    @BigHush 3 роки тому +13

    "What's in the robe, a DOG or something?"

  • @alexjaybrady
    @alexjaybrady 7 років тому +34

    Starring roided-out Mike Nelson

  • @purdhupley7864
    @purdhupley7864 Рік тому +12

    Fun fact: Was stuck next to Boz in a traffic jam on the I5 during 15 minutes he played for Seattle. Gave him the finger. He gave me the double finger. Then we both laughed. His lane was the first to start moving and we waved at each other. #BrushesWithAlmostGreatness

  • @rachelalicea500
    @rachelalicea500 7 років тому +43

    Is it me or does Brian Bosworth look like he could be John Cena's dad?

    • @prince_of_cats
      @prince_of_cats 5 років тому +1

      Rachel Alicea he do

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 4 роки тому

      @@prince_of_cats Actually, it's "he DOES".

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 4 роки тому

      Alot of white men have similar facial bone structures. Sometimes I honestly have difficulty telling them apart in certain films.

    • @LightForger
      @LightForger 4 роки тому +1

      He looks like a hybrid of Shawn michaels, Randy Orton, and John Cena

    • @fromthecheapseats7126
      @fromthecheapseats7126 3 роки тому

      @@LightForger Cena & Michaels I can definitely see, but how does he resemble Orton?

  • @naturesinterface6663
    @naturesinterface6663 4 роки тому +13

    "my god. tiny rectangular shades: he's changed the game!"

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 7 років тому +32

    "Taint sweat. One hours worth."

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d 8 років тому +15

    We've become a Sons of Monarchy!

  • @cityhawk
    @cityhawk 5 років тому +12

    Brian Bosworth is what happens when you don’t plan for your life after the NFL.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 11 місяців тому

      I'd do a few B movies, D2V roles. Why the ^&*÷ not? 🎭

  • @elizabethhollins5988
    @elizabethhollins5988 4 роки тому +14

    "that's just how mullet giants greet eachother"

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 9 років тому +46

    "You got balls of steel, Stone"
    Totally worth writing a character with that name just to have that line ha
    :)

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 7 років тому +13

    "An unconventional pet?! I'm starting to think this ghuy doesn't play by the rules!" This and R.O.T.O.R are two of my favourites XD WHats in. The robe- a daawg or something?

  • @jeffreyriley8742
    @jeffreyriley8742 8 років тому +20

    10:30 "It's the Southern Seinfeld!"

  • @brianu2229
    @brianu2229 7 років тому +8

    7:25 Cuz if you're going to do a drug deal, do it in a public place, don't bother to hide it, and have your dealer stand out as much as a gang of bikers would at a high-class club.

    • @FreejackVesa
      @FreejackVesa Рік тому +1

      Damn, ive been doing it all wrong.

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris 8 років тому +20

    Brian Bosworth almost did play DukeNukem in the first failed attempt at a live action movie

    • @cambellfan22
      @cambellfan22 7 років тому +8

      TheNaturalPatHarris he would have been awesome

    • @crazyfvck
      @crazyfvck 5 років тому

      @TheNaturalPatHarris That's why they mentioned it :P

    • @tetsuoswrath
      @tetsuoswrath 2 роки тому +1

      Dolph is the only man capable of playing Duke accurately. :{

  • @TheImperiusv
    @TheImperiusv 4 роки тому +4

    "Arabella Holzbog" is the dorkiest female name I can imagine. That must be why her career never took off.

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats 9 років тому +15

    Mike's Southern Seinfeld sounds a lot like his Barney Fife

  • @turdferguson7105
    @turdferguson7105 7 років тому +10

    Who ruined the picture of my butt....lmao

  • @jamesremington8056
    @jamesremington8056 4 роки тому +3

    Why do I feel like if this movie were made for even less money it would have starred Reb Brown?

  • @maxbrandt6
    @maxbrandt6 8 років тому +15

    God, the riffs on this movie....too funny!

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee 7 років тому +5

    Doesn't Charlie Sheen have a movie like this?

  • @reginald3874
    @reginald3874 5 років тому +9

    Mike does a hilarious Seinfeld impression every time

  • @nworbrelytthefirst
    @nworbrelytthefirst 8 років тому +12

    11:16 Mac's dad from "always sunny"!

    • @markg999
      @markg999 7 років тому

      Ha yeah it is.

  •  8 років тому +2

    Main character guy looks like the lovechild of Randy Orton and John Cena.

  • @vandelayofficial492
    @vandelayofficial492 7 років тому +7

    "We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!"

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 2 роки тому +2

    "This is gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate.....or my bulldozer" LOL wtf?

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee 7 років тому +4

    The Lizard was mocking the cop by oinking...

  • @vandelayofficial492
    @vandelayofficial492 7 років тому +4

    7:01 "Swank! Ten times as addictive as marijuana!"

  • @zerosysko
    @zerosysko 7 років тому +5

    0:21 "Don Triscuttoni" lol.

  • @PJVids83
    @PJVids83 8 років тому +4

    This episode looks hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at all their wisecracks. So good.

  • @simonbyrd6518
    @simonbyrd6518 6 років тому +2

    I know it's not a "riff," but still disappointed you didn't include "cleanup on aisle 4."

  • @bradperkins4669
    @bradperkins4669 4 роки тому +2

    And keep his pork chops out of my bulldozer. Lmao!!!

  • @jbellflower83
    @jbellflower83 3 роки тому +1

    Why is Lance Henrikson always playing these types of charecters. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!

    • @MichelleAnnM
      @MichelleAnnM Місяць тому

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typecasting

  • @TerrySilverhand
    @TerrySilverhand 2 роки тому +1

    Lol the main guy looks like Randy Orton if he had a mullet

  • @ghostexorcist
    @ghostexorcist 6 років тому +3

    I woke up my entire apartment building laughing at 7:00

  • @JoshuaResnick-qd7ln
    @JoshuaResnick-qd7ln 5 років тому +2

    I just wanted Forsythe to get his damn hot dogs.

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 8 років тому +6

    12:02 Ted Cruz?

  • @JamaicanCastle
    @JamaicanCastle 6 років тому +2

    Am I the only one who thinks the guy buying the chopper at 11:16 looks exactly like Seth from the first Command & Conquer? He even has the same hat... and the same sense of subtlety (i.e. none whatsoever). Sadly this movie lacks a villainous bald guy to off him.

    • @soultopus
      @soultopus 6 років тому +2

      And at 12:02, it's Ted Cruz!

  • @ClassicWrestlingReview
    @ClassicWrestlingReview 8 років тому +3

    So they made a Mr. Socko reference, but no Stone Cold Steve Austin reference? I guess that would have been too easy.

    • @RaderizDorret
      @RaderizDorret 8 років тому +4

      That's the mark of good comedy. Try not to go for the easy ones all the time.

  • @jamesfrank3213
    @jamesfrank3213 3 роки тому +1

    Think the Army won't notice a combat helicopter missing?

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 9 років тому +6

    I emailed Rifftrax for years asking them to do 'Stone Cold!'

  • @mkowboy13
    @mkowboy13 2 роки тому +2

    I can’t think of a better biker movie

  • @Rozilla
    @Rozilla 3 роки тому +2

    3:40 That's just how mullet giants greet each other 🤣

  • @stephensmith7327
    @stephensmith7327 2 роки тому +1

    I'm suprised they didn't make the March to Unite The Right reference with the torches. "That's the difrence between those bougie Nazis vs the honest working Nazi, real torches."

  • @EXPLISITemcee
    @EXPLISITemcee 7 років тому +2

    Much like Cobra...intro

  • @redheadboyyy123
    @redheadboyyy123 7 років тому +3

    "Taint sweat, one hour's worth."

  • @Chipotleadvisory
    @Chipotleadvisory 4 роки тому +5

    You know it’s in moments like these I remember my father’s last words which were “Don’t son, that gun is loaded”

  • @wickedmuffin76
    @wickedmuffin76 5 місяців тому +1

    "Bless you motherfu...my son"

  • @drumr72
    @drumr72 4 роки тому +1

    And we pay you to learn to surf at some point..LOL!

  • @jer2dabear
    @jer2dabear Рік тому +1

    3:39 that guy looks like Kenny Omega

  • @charleroi66
    @charleroi66 Рік тому +1

    Lance Erickson doing his best John Wick 4 impression at the end there

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 11 місяців тому

      It's P2P! How many takes did he need to say that! 🎭

  • @gabrielaubry1334
    @gabrielaubry1334 7 років тому +1

    Did the makers of Stone Cold also work with the Breasts Council and Imprint Film?

  • @vegabonzo73
    @vegabonzo73 7 років тому +2

    "Sorry, these were wrapped around my gun" 😂😂

  • @DR-420-69
    @DR-420-69 2 роки тому +1

    was not ready for Banana Hammock reveal at 2:05

  • @stealthcheck
    @stealthcheck 5 років тому +1

    He looks so much like Randy Orton, it's tripping me out. lol

  • @StanSwan
    @StanSwan 3 роки тому +1

    "Taint sweat"? lol Laughing my head off!

  • @legacyteam5581
    @legacyteam5581 6 років тому +1

    Are those bikes made by the same people who made the Ford Pinto?

  • @loulie1997
    @loulie1997 8 років тому +2

    Wait, steel or stone? X'D

  • @DavidAaronSwingle-m3u
    @DavidAaronSwingle-m3u 6 місяців тому

    Hey I'll take these types of movies of the shit they are putting out in this day and age

  • @albrown7977
    @albrown7977 Рік тому

    Who robs a grocery store? Did they really need $1000 in small bills? 9:14 How to create a romance scene in a macho action movie: Add romantic music and.... done. 9:30 Everyone knows that the only vehicles that suddenly burst into flames are Teslas. 10:01 These guys give torch-wielding mobs a bad name. 11:40 They dragged Lance Henriksen into this dumpster fire of a movie?

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 11 місяців тому

      Orlando FL had a Winn Dixie robbery I recall. Late 2000s. 4 or 5 robbers ran in around 730pm, week night.

  • @vonzigle
    @vonzigle 9 років тому +1

    Gimme two colons! This movie went downhill fast! 😜

  • @jessejames7757
    @jessejames7757 2 місяці тому

    Not only is inbreeding common in Northern states it's legal.

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 6 років тому +1

    Did I see Shawn Michaels in the first 20 seconds?

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 років тому

      Rawk4Life No, that's just some guy with a gun.

  • @jasonmorgan8626
    @jasonmorgan8626 Рік тому

    He started going faster why diddnt i think of that?😅😅😅

  • @DavidAaronSwingle-m3u
    @DavidAaronSwingle-m3u 6 місяців тому

    Better than anything you will get in this day and age
    CGI

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 2 місяці тому

    "Worst Spiderman reboot ever."

  • @mixmastermurphy
    @mixmastermurphy 4 роки тому

    "Sorry, sir. I gotta inspect your load?"
    Was that guy Allen Covert? The main guy from Grandma's Boy?