Is it just me or does the dark haired bearded biker in that scene totally look like Robert Z'Dar? The one with the skull shirt on the left as Bishop says the line and points the gun haha I couldnt tell, the beard was where his iconic jaw would be turns out it wasnt him but totally looked like him
Why would the cop with the most biker related arrests be ideal for an undercover job into a biker club? Wouldn't that make it far more likely his cover would be blown?
Same reason a DA could get a new trial to demand a harsher sentence for a convict. The writer just needed words to put between the chases, fights, boobs, and explosions.
Fun fact: the Capitol scenes were mostly shot at the Arkansas State Capitol rather than in Mississippi, because Arkansas was cheaper and let them get away with Wilder stunts.
This would have been when Bill Clinton was governor! For once, it was people in Mississippi saying "Thank God for Arkansas" and not the other way around.
Not lying: I saw Boz at a 'Hawks game where he raised the 12 flag before the game. The crowd gave a polite applause, but not many 12s in Seattle still aren't wild about him. Still, got to see John Stone live! (No mullet, thankfully.)
I never really understood the point of the movie. Is Stone supposed to be SO unconventional that it's meant to be cool that he completely fails and the movie ends in almost complete disaster? In the end he struts off like he's Badass #1 when he completely failed his mission and let the entire Mississippi Supreme Court, the D.A. (and probably future governor) as well as countless other civilians get gunned down in cold blood.
He wasn't the acting security force that let an entire armed biker gang into a closed court proceeding, and stopping such a thing from happening is not typically the domain of an undercover officer.
Well, yours does the same for me. And your username. XD I don't care if he climbs in through your window stark naked in the middle of the night! You don't give no matches to Mikey!
You know what, in under 15 seconds it managed to communicate three location cues. That's better than a *lot* of Rifftrax movies. This movie manages to at least move along at a decent clip, even if it is moving from nonsensical gunplay to gratuitous boobs to pointless explosions.
You don't have to censor nudity on UA-cam, I mean unless you want to monetize it, which obviously for this would be super sketchy since it's rifftrax work and a licensed film
+pdlbean I think it's now called a metaphive. While watching the cast & crew only preview of it, the guy would did the cutting of that scene yelled out, "OH SH|T!"
Fun fact: Was stuck next to Boz in a traffic jam on the I5 during 15 minutes he played for Seattle. Gave him the finger. He gave me the double finger. Then we both laughed. His lane was the first to start moving and we waved at each other. #BrushesWithAlmostGreatness
"An unconventional pet?! I'm starting to think this ghuy doesn't play by the rules!" This and R.O.T.O.R are two of my favourites XD WHats in. The robe- a daawg or something?
7:25 Cuz if you're going to do a drug deal, do it in a public place, don't bother to hide it, and have your dealer stand out as much as a gang of bikers would at a high-class club.
Am I the only one who thinks the guy buying the chopper at 11:16 looks exactly like Seth from the first Command & Conquer? He even has the same hat... and the same sense of subtlety (i.e. none whatsoever). Sadly this movie lacks a villainous bald guy to off him.
I'm suprised they didn't make the March to Unite The Right reference with the torches. "That's the difrence between those bougie Nazis vs the honest working Nazi, real torches."
Who robs a grocery store? Did they really need $1000 in small bills? 9:14 How to create a romance scene in a macho action movie: Add romantic music and.... done. 9:30 Everyone knows that the only vehicles that suddenly burst into flames are Teslas. 10:01 These guys give torch-wielding mobs a bad name. 11:40 They dragged Lance Henriksen into this dumpster fire of a movie?
"Ask not what your pork chop can do for you; ask what you can do for your bulldozer."
Is it just me or does the dark haired bearded biker in that scene totally look like Robert Z'Dar? The one with the skull shirt on the left as Bishop says the line and points the gun haha
I couldnt tell, the beard was where his iconic jaw would be
turns out it wasnt him but totally looked like him
Why would the cop with the most biker related arrests be ideal for an undercover job into a biker club? Wouldn't that make it far more likely his cover would be blown?
my thoughts exactly
Lol overthinking it. The writer didn't so why should we?😂
Same reason a DA could get a new trial to demand a harsher sentence for a convict. The writer just needed words to put between the chases, fights, boobs, and explosions.
Fun fact: the Capitol scenes were mostly shot at the Arkansas State Capitol rather than in Mississippi, because Arkansas was cheaper and let them get away with Wilder stunts.
This would have been when Bill Clinton was governor!
For once, it was people in Mississippi saying "Thank God for Arkansas" and not the other way around.
"We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!" xD
So that's what it would look like if 1985 and 1987 had a inbred baby lol
Fake Syd Vicious looks a lot like Johnny Rotton
Supermarket Sweep is way more intense than I remember
Not lying: I saw Boz at a 'Hawks game where he raised the 12 flag before the game. The crowd gave a polite applause, but not many 12s in Seattle still aren't wild about him. Still, got to see John Stone live! (No mullet, thankfully.)
0:32 1985 + 1987 = 1991? yeah, that sounds about right.
You got balls of stone, Steele. See it works either way.
Commander Kalgan, take me away!
Did they just make a Final Fight reference in this movie?
+Pax Humana Yes, yes they did
Damn, he would have made a GREAT Duke Nukem
I never really understood the point of the movie. Is Stone supposed to be SO unconventional that it's meant to be cool that he completely fails and the movie ends in almost complete disaster? In the end he struts off like he's Badass #1 when he completely failed his mission and let the entire Mississippi Supreme Court, the D.A. (and probably future governor) as well as countless other civilians get gunned down in cold blood.
I have the same question, but for Bond in Skyfall.
He wasn't the acting security force that let an entire armed biker gang into a closed court proceeding, and stopping such a thing from happening is not typically the domain of an undercover officer.
You seem to have use more brain cells than anyone who actually worked on this movie 🤔🤣
Olivertwiztid, your icon alone takes me to a happier place.
Well, yours does the same for me. And your username. XD
I don't care if he climbs in through your window stark naked in the middle of the night! You don't give no matches to Mikey!
6:34 Sudden Tommy Lee Jones accent!
They need to remake this movie with Steve Austin
“Better be some hotdogs left”
“Worst Spider-Man reboot yet”
Bishop the biker 😂
and two of the actors from Raising Arizona
At least Steve is a better actor than Brian Bosworth. Not by much…but still.
@4:16 did the biker shit his pants but still have the seconcond portion prairie dogging it hahahahaha
No Joke on Lance Henriksen's "Loaded Gun" Line?
5:18-5:23
What the Hell does that even mean?
Surprised stone didn't hear all that machine gun fire in that store.
3:39 Kenny Omega?!?!?
I just overdosed on early 90s coolness
12:02 Is that Kurt Russel!?!
4:04 to 4:17.. most horrific pan in film history.
+WinkstheBeast Nazi flag for fun...(girls naked) more fun...kid pushing a stroller...ok what the hell?
You don’t like naked women?
You know what, in under 15 seconds it managed to communicate three location cues. That's better than a *lot* of Rifftrax movies. This movie manages to at least move along at a decent clip, even if it is moving from nonsensical gunplay to gratuitous boobs to pointless explosions.
Who is blurring out the TnA from these?!? :{
Certainly not me, that's for sure...
@@shawnfields2369 ofcourse not, you’re a man of culture!
@@tetsuoswrath Yeah, exactly!
how did they miss wwf steve austin references?
Bosworth is worse at acting than he was at tackling Bo Jackson.
You don't have to censor nudity on UA-cam, I mean unless you want to monetize it, which obviously for this would be super sketchy since it's rifftrax work and a licensed film
This movie is so bad I can't even watch it Rifftracked.
+pretorious700 It's no mixed up creatures
This movie is awesome
@@BusinessOfFear Shame about your IQ
@@pretorious700 Be better
If Zap Rosdower and Rip Chunk-Rock from "Space Mutiny" had a baby it would look like Brian Bosworth
Edgar Allan Lovecraft that statement is perfectly accurate!
Top tier comment
"Unconventional pet? I'm starting to think this guy doesn't play by the rules!" lol!
I'm just gonna start saying "This could be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer" in regular conversation
+pdlbean hahahaha
+pdlbean I think it's now called a metaphive. While watching the cast & crew only preview of it, the guy would did the cutting of that scene yelled out, "OH SH|T!"
+pdlbean Do you mind if I regard you as a kind of God?
Yeah, my dad used to say that to my mom before sex.
Ruin his credit score, yeah!
LMAO! "Hand grenade on a public sidewalk. Right out of the Comcast customer service playbook."
"What's in the robe, a DOG or something?"
Starring roided-out Mike Nelson
Fun fact: Was stuck next to Boz in a traffic jam on the I5 during 15 minutes he played for Seattle. Gave him the finger. He gave me the double finger. Then we both laughed. His lane was the first to start moving and we waved at each other. #BrushesWithAlmostGreatness
Is it me or does Brian Bosworth look like he could be John Cena's dad?
Rachel Alicea he do
@@prince_of_cats Actually, it's "he DOES".
Alot of white men have similar facial bone structures. Sometimes I honestly have difficulty telling them apart in certain films.
He looks like a hybrid of Shawn michaels, Randy Orton, and John Cena
@@LightForger Cena & Michaels I can definitely see, but how does he resemble Orton?
"my god. tiny rectangular shades: he's changed the game!"
"Taint sweat. One hours worth."
We've become a Sons of Monarchy!
Brian Bosworth is what happens when you don’t plan for your life after the NFL.
I'd do a few B movies, D2V roles. Why the ^&*÷ not? 🎭
"that's just how mullet giants greet eachother"
"You got balls of steel, Stone"
Totally worth writing a character with that name just to have that line ha
:)
"An unconventional pet?! I'm starting to think this ghuy doesn't play by the rules!" This and R.O.T.O.R are two of my favourites XD WHats in. The robe- a daawg or something?
10:30 "It's the Southern Seinfeld!"
7:25 Cuz if you're going to do a drug deal, do it in a public place, don't bother to hide it, and have your dealer stand out as much as a gang of bikers would at a high-class club.
Damn, ive been doing it all wrong.
Brian Bosworth almost did play DukeNukem in the first failed attempt at a live action movie
TheNaturalPatHarris he would have been awesome
@TheNaturalPatHarris That's why they mentioned it :P
Dolph is the only man capable of playing Duke accurately. :{
"Arabella Holzbog" is the dorkiest female name I can imagine. That must be why her career never took off.
Mike's Southern Seinfeld sounds a lot like his Barney Fife
Who ruined the picture of my butt....lmao
Why do I feel like if this movie were made for even less money it would have starred Reb Brown?
God, the riffs on this movie....too funny!
Doesn't Charlie Sheen have a movie like this?
EXPLISIT HIPHOP Above the Law.
Mike does a hilarious Seinfeld impression every time
11:16 Mac's dad from "always sunny"!
Ha yeah it is.
Main character guy looks like the lovechild of Randy Orton and John Cena.
"We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!"
"This is gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate.....or my bulldozer" LOL wtf?
The Lizard was mocking the cop by oinking...
7:01 "Swank! Ten times as addictive as marijuana!"
0:21 "Don Triscuttoni" lol.
This episode looks hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at all their wisecracks. So good.
I know it's not a "riff," but still disappointed you didn't include "cleanup on aisle 4."
And keep his pork chops out of my bulldozer. Lmao!!!
Why is Lance Henrikson always playing these types of charecters. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typecasting
Lol the main guy looks like Randy Orton if he had a mullet
I woke up my entire apartment building laughing at 7:00
I just wanted Forsythe to get his damn hot dogs.
12:02 Ted Cruz?
Well, I could definitely see him as a "load inspector".
Am I the only one who thinks the guy buying the chopper at 11:16 looks exactly like Seth from the first Command & Conquer? He even has the same hat... and the same sense of subtlety (i.e. none whatsoever). Sadly this movie lacks a villainous bald guy to off him.
And at 12:02, it's Ted Cruz!
So they made a Mr. Socko reference, but no Stone Cold Steve Austin reference? I guess that would have been too easy.
That's the mark of good comedy. Try not to go for the easy ones all the time.
Think the Army won't notice a combat helicopter missing?
I emailed Rifftrax for years asking them to do 'Stone Cold!'
I can’t think of a better biker movie
3:40 That's just how mullet giants greet each other 🤣
I'm suprised they didn't make the March to Unite The Right reference with the torches. "That's the difrence between those bougie Nazis vs the honest working Nazi, real torches."
Much like Cobra...intro
"Taint sweat, one hour's worth."
You know it’s in moments like these I remember my father’s last words which were “Don’t son, that gun is loaded”
"Bless you motherfu...my son"
And we pay you to learn to surf at some point..LOL!
3:39 that guy looks like Kenny Omega
Lance Erickson doing his best John Wick 4 impression at the end there
It's P2P! How many takes did he need to say that! 🎭
Did the makers of Stone Cold also work with the Breasts Council and Imprint Film?
"Sorry, these were wrapped around my gun" 😂😂
was not ready for Banana Hammock reveal at 2:05
He looks so much like Randy Orton, it's tripping me out. lol
"Taint sweat"? lol Laughing my head off!
Are those bikes made by the same people who made the Ford Pinto?
Wait, steel or stone? X'D
Hey I'll take these types of movies of the shit they are putting out in this day and age
Who robs a grocery store? Did they really need $1000 in small bills? 9:14 How to create a romance scene in a macho action movie: Add romantic music and.... done. 9:30 Everyone knows that the only vehicles that suddenly burst into flames are Teslas. 10:01 These guys give torch-wielding mobs a bad name. 11:40 They dragged Lance Henriksen into this dumpster fire of a movie?
Orlando FL had a Winn Dixie robbery I recall. Late 2000s. 4 or 5 robbers ran in around 730pm, week night.
Gimme two colons! This movie went downhill fast! 😜
Not only is inbreeding common in Northern states it's legal.
Did I see Shawn Michaels in the first 20 seconds?
Rawk4Life No, that's just some guy with a gun.
He started going faster why diddnt i think of that?😅😅😅
Better than anything you will get in this day and age
CGI
"Worst Spiderman reboot ever."
"Sorry, sir. I gotta inspect your load?"
Was that guy Allen Covert? The main guy from Grandma's Boy?