Me: *cryin because i still think i am not good enough to my family* UA-cam: aye aye, here *gives this video in recommendation* Me: Wow, yt is different here :D
Kokichi: You understand right? Me: Well yeah actually I can agree with you for once- Kokichi: You Don't undErStand? Me: I d o understand- Kokichi: How can you not understand something as simple as that! Me: duDe I said- Kokichi: God why are you so dumb Me: 😐 🔫 I'm going back to bed-
Kokichi: my stomach can't take a lot of food, you get that right? Me who can't take too much food either: ye I get it- Him: you don't? How can you not understand something like that? Me: 👁️👄👁️
The two dislikes are from Shuichi bc he doesn't want kokichi with somebody else The second dislike is Miu bc she doesn't like him And...... The thumbs up is me
Completely random: I used to pretend to cry when my little brother would take something of mine because he used to be really easy to guilt trip but now he got used to me doing that and it doesn’t work anymore TvT 🥲
Kokichi: I can see through ANYONES lie Me: *Making up a lie so then I'll get free chocolate and no one noticed* YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt-??.... Kokichi: *Calling me over like a dog* Me: 😃 Kokichi: That's- a lie.. Me: I KNEW IT.
Me: Listening to Kokichi Kokichi: rambling on about not eating breakfast early Me: *Never eating breakfast and understanding completely and accidentally responding with "I don't eat breakfast. like at all. I get you." in front of my family*
I thought I was the only one- But my grandparents are the type to start a huge breakfast right after they got out of bed. Meanwhile, I'm drinking coffee or something & eating something later.
I'm pretty sure that the past me from 2021 is currently reading these comments, if you are than I have to tell you that it's been over two years and I still like kokichi, so congrats 🥳🥳 (I wish I didn't)
1:26 lmao- same kinda random ig but I wait 30 minutes to eat breakfast before school. I also get up an hour earlier than I need to because I wanna watch UA-cam for an hour 😂
I’m someone who’s able to pretty much sense when someone lies to me…me and kokichi would be a decent couple because I can tell when he lies and I can lie pretty well too 😁
Kokichi: it's not so easy for me to say such cheesey things, ya know Me: *grabes paper and pen* Kokichi ouma, Aren't you just saying that bc you were never loved as a child and no one even said I loved you or anything nice, witch made you think that it was so, how do I say it "weird", but really you were just reflecting what happened to you, the mental and physical abuse that made you this way and even if someone, per-say and good friend of yours said "I love you", you would probably not understand what love is and take it as a joke and make fun of them leading to them having grate "depression" or a.k.a sadness and lead to them either dieing or hating you and then you realizing you can't live without them and sadly too become sad never really trusting people with love because they could use it against you or hurt you with it till the point we're you can't even trust yourself, which is also bad giving the fact you are an "psychopathic lying sociopath" witch means you can't control weather or whether or not you lie to the point you give up in life, meaning you give up in you " secret" cult leaving you to now have nothing to live for in life but the need to lie, am I making sense? Kokichi:............huh?....
I have a request Kokichi helps you with your self harming problem I don't self harm, I just, it's just that usually these help me feel better. I hope that's okay to request. Maybe he would be a bit forceful cause you don't stop or something or just tackle hug you and the knife falls out your hand or something, it's your choice. 😅 If you take the request, thank you for reading if you did. 💕 Great video! 👏🔥💯👍
Yeah that sounds like a great idea! I struggle with self-harm myself and honestly I like videos of that nature! I'll definitely try it out! Thanks for the suggestion. :)
@@KylerVA No problem! I also hope you get better! There's comfort videos for self harm on UA-cam if you wanna give em a listen. Even I have one up, but you don't have to watch them if you're not comfortable. I also like videos of that nature.
A little what if while i was listening to this: Kokichi: i would never cheat on you!~ Kokichi: buuuuutttt that's a lie!!~ Me: 💀🏌️**pulls out a bat** Kokichi: i MEAN ON A GAME- 👹
Kokichi: gently shakes me awake "Mooooorrnning sleepyhead!!" Me: eyes flutter open, smiles, and hugs him "Greetings and salutations.." Kokichi: ?- Kokichi: "JASON DEAN?!-" Me: "Ay. I never committed murd3r and blamed it on su1c1d3." Kokichi: ... Me: "I never tried to commit ars0N. that was Kiibo" Kokichi: "I- Ouch okay damn."
@@RylieLightBulb isn’t it hard when somebody is talking about sometime and you start blushing and they look at you and think you like them or is it just me
Lol, oof yeah. I once started talking about something that happened at school, where we all had to write something nice about a classmate for Thanksgiving, and I started blushing a lot and my cousin thought I liked the person who wrote about me. In reality, I still have no idea who wrote about me bc it was an anonymous thing XD
I looked up some about Kokichi and now I feel bad. Kokichi Ouma: - Conpulsive Liar Disorder - S3xually abused as a kid - Reason he’s so skinny is, his parents never fed him properly - Reason he’s childish, is he doesn’t want to grow up and be an adult - He’s scared of people finding out how he really feels so he lies a lot.
![[ASMR] Leaving a Present - Danganronpa Izuru Kamukura ASMR Roleplay](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u3EH6N5K2SM/mqdefault.jpg)
I just found out there are audios of me... AM I FAMOUS, or is it just another lie? Nah i bet im famous~ nishishi~
you are grape boi✨
Idiot yes you are 😪
*very famous*
I see...
YOU ARE PANTA KING✨✨
Me: ohhh nothing will ever cure my sadness
Kokichi: exists
Me: oh well maybe something can
Same tho
Me too
Same
@not kokichi yes
plot twist: kokichi snuck into our house and cuddled with us so that’s why we don’t remember cuddling him
Hol, up 🤠✋
Wait a minute. Hol up 😃✋
Oop-
*somebody call 9-1-1, shawties fire burnin on the dance floor-*
@@Booblicker 💀💀
kokichi: exists
me: *he's a liar but adorable sue me*
Oml same
Agreed
h u g nOw I have panta!
@@bellas444s .w.
N.O.W.
Me: *cryin because i still think i am not good enough to my family*
UA-cam: aye aye, here *gives this video in recommendation*
Me: Wow, yt is different here :D
“Oh you’re blushing...?”
Me who is blushing: 👁👄👁
Lmao the fact that he knows I’m flustered-
@@beanfilms3069 :D
The 3 people who disliked are Kaito, Maki, and Himiko’s accounts.
And in the future there alts
Also miu
Kokichi: are you getting hungry?
Me: yeah hungry for you
WOAH-
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Killua what are you doing here.
U h m-
UHHHH,YOU SO CLU-wait-killua?What are you doing here?
@@aquario_kunuwu7117 I uh- for research purposes?
Kokichi: You understand right?
Me: Well yeah actually I can agree with you for once-
Kokichi: You Don't undErStand?
Me: I d o understand-
Kokichi: How can you not understand something as simple as that!
Me: duDe I said-
Kokichi: God why are you so dumb
Me: 😐 🔫 I'm going back to bed-
Pull a nagito but with all 6 bullets
I cant eat when i get up
Kokichi to most people: confusing
Me: understands him almost perfectly and can easily tell when he’s lying in the game
"And i would never want to cuddle someone like you"
Me: right.....bye!😢😢😢😢😢
"It's a lie!"
Me: a lie that Hurt my feelings!😢😢😢😢
😂😂😂😂😃😆
Ah
A fellow antagonist
This fills me with both hope and despair
Kokichi: *Exists*
Me (using a Super Crown Spell on him to turn him into a Princess): "Wa-wa-wait... *Ahem* Wololo!!!*
Pfft- (keep it in- keep it in)
…
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG- I CANT-
Henry stikmin reference ?
kokichis way of complimenting people
'i hate you!
nyehehehe! thaats a lie, its the opposite actually'
Hahaha
Kokichi: my stomach can't take a lot of food, you get that right?
Me who can't take too much food either: ye I get it-
Him: you don't? How can you not understand something like that?
Me: 👁️👄👁️
Kokichi: A *loveable* leader
Me: *chokes on water*
I died inside
i threw my ipad
Kokichi: “Let me just give you little head pats!”
Me: “I- h-how did you find out I’m a sucker for head pats?”😳
CUT THE CAMERAS- 😀
@@_ARPA TURN OFF THE STUDIO LIGHTS
OMG THE “I stole your heart, so now im satisfied” MADE ME BLUSH
The reason this thing has zero dislikes is because it’s soooo well made! Thanks for making this, it’s really cool!
Thank you so much! ❤️
I hate to ruin the moment but.. there are 2 dislikes
@@Jelly48948 when I made this comment there were no dislikes,
@@deans_pie_stash
It’s probably from Miu and her alt account called
miu is the best girl
@@pollution_fan your probably right, and uhhhhh when did you get here? Where did you come from? (Sorry that was rude)
Kokichi: I don't know how people eat right when they wake up.
Me: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!
The two dislikes are from
Shuichi bc he doesn't want kokichi with somebody else
The second dislike is
Miu bc she doesn't like him
And......
The thumbs up is me
Question...is ur profile Hamilton and Laurens 😏
@@mickeythoumouse8842 maybe...
Is it a sin to ship a founding father with another guy? 😞
@@kaedeakamatsu2697 no-
@@mickeythoumouse8842 just joking around 😁
you’re so underrated, I love your videos :D
Thank you so much!
I started getting so flustered when he said 'my little supreme leader'
i never thought insults could make me blush so hard-
Derogatory kink
Omfg I love kokichi
K: does my supreme leader in training have something *they* wanna do?
Me, using they/them: *HAPPINESS SQUEAL*
I’m pretty sure sometimes we all wish anime people could exist
〒▽〒
This is not as nagito btw
I agree.
I agree i wish they were real 😭
Completely random: I used to pretend to cry when my little brother would take something of mine because he used to be really easy to guilt trip but now he got used to me doing that and it doesn’t work anymore TvT 🥲
Pretend like it’s something from a dead friend or sum
Yk what i just found out I’d be the ultimate liar but I would lie and say I’m the ultimate weeb
Kokichi : come one we should go
Me : WAIT I DIDN'T CHANGE MY CLOTHES AHHHHHH NOOO I CAN'T GO WITH A SHIRT NO
Kokichi: good morning sleepy head :D
Me:OH Sh** *fall of bed * 😭 my back
K:u blushing 😌
Me: SHUT UP BOY I YEET MY SELF TO THE MOON
R.I.P back 🕊🪦
@@_ARPA we need a funeral 😔
@@nameless_procrastinator ikr I will buy the coffin 😔👍
no because your voice is so soothing i had to replay this video 4 times because i kept falling asleep 😭🤚
I’m issuing a citation for stealing my heart!
Kokichi: I can see through ANYONES lie
Me: *Making up a lie so then I'll get free chocolate and no one noticed* YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt-??....
Kokichi: *Calling me over like a dog*
Me: 😃
Kokichi: That's- a lie..
Me: I KNEW IT.
I skipped my mission just to be here and I got to tell you it was worth it
“Your blushing!”
Sir I’m a pink mess I blush very easily
everyone say THANK YOU KYLER VA 🛐🛐🛐🛐
THANK YOU KYLER VA
You stay tooo much in character that I cant resist ze lies :o
This is adorable 😊😊😊❤️💓💖
Kokichi: morning sleepyhead
Me who stayed up to 3:00 am
👀
👄
Me: Listening to Kokichi
Kokichi: rambling on about not eating breakfast early
Me: *Never eating breakfast and understanding completely and accidentally responding with "I don't eat breakfast. like at all. I get you." in front of my family*
“I may be short..”
BITCH YOUR 1 INCH TALLER THEN ME AKDNND
hey good morning kokichi and you're an adorable person.
The only anime video game character who is both a conceited liar and lovable/adorable
just woke up and this audio is just what i needed! feeling so much better :)
GOOD MORNING S L E E P Y H E A D
Kokichi: I stole your heart, so now I’m satisfied!
Me, blushing: .................Dammit-
About the food thing, me too. When I wake up I am not hungry at all-
I’m glad someone could relate to that because that’s how I am too-
@@KylerVA sometimes when I eat or drink anything when I barely have woken up it tastes weird and makes me sick-
@@No-uh9qn Same!!
I thought I was the only one-
But my grandparents are the type to start a huge breakfast right after they got out of bed. Meanwhile, I'm drinking coffee or something & eating something later.
Me: I hate liars.
*kokichi exits*
me: there's an exception.
I gonna watch this every morning now!
KYLER THIS IS GREAT
Thank you so much! ❤️
ofmg this is my new favourite thing!
The fact I woke up makes it way more better.
“Oh ur blushing?”
*chokes on strawberry milk* I UM- WELL- SO U SEE- THE UH I UM WELL I MEAN-
I love how almost everyone can read the live or maybe it's just me who can read the lies from the second they're spoken
Kokichi I should be holding you- You are tiny your 5'1 (If you don't believe me look it up)
Adorable 💕
Me: I will never simp for anyone again.
Kokichi, being adorable: hi~
Me: *becomes red* That's is an exception
Happy birthday Kokichi! 💃🏽✨
Your Kokichi voice (or whoevers it is) is so calming and I could listen to this all day long. Like… can I have this in reaped please?
(Edit: repeat*)
I'm pretty sure that the past me from 2021 is currently reading these comments, if you are than I have to tell you that it's been over two years and I still like kokichi, so congrats 🥳🥳 (I wish I didn't)
1:26 lmao- same kinda random ig but I wait 30 minutes to eat breakfast before school. I also get up an hour earlier than I need to because I wanna watch UA-cam for an hour 😂
I have a very similar routine LMAO
@@KylerVA 😂 cool
I’m someone who’s able to pretty much sense when someone lies to me…me and kokichi would be a decent couple because I can tell when he lies and I can lie pretty well too 😁
I watched this while getting ready for school.
Kokichi : *I won’t say anything that hurtful. And that’s a promise!*
Later on…
Kokichi : **bullies me** 🥲
Fun fact: kokichi is taller then me ;-; *sad noices*
Short stack 😌 👁👅👁
I am 4'8 ;-;
I now simp for myself.
This is amazing💅
The 3 dislikes are kaito & his alt accs
No he also recruited miu
Kokichi: it's not so easy for me to say such cheesey things, ya know
Me: *grabes paper and pen*
Kokichi ouma,
Aren't you just saying that bc you were never loved as a child and no one even said I loved you or anything nice, witch made you think that it was so, how do I say it "weird", but really you were just reflecting what happened to you, the mental and physical abuse that made you this way and even if someone, per-say and good friend of yours said "I love you", you would probably not understand what love is and take it as a joke and make fun of them leading to them having grate "depression" or a.k.a sadness and lead to them either dieing or hating you and then you realizing you can't live without them and sadly too become sad never really trusting people with love because they could use it against you or hurt you with it till the point we're you can't even trust yourself, which is also bad giving the fact you are an "psychopathic lying sociopath" witch means you can't control weather or whether or not you lie to the point you give up in life, meaning you give up in you " secret" cult leaving you to now have nothing to live for in life but the need to lie, am I making sense?
Kokichi:............huh?....
U who- *who are u-*
@@Comeherekitten God/J
I listens to this when I just woke up and I love it can u make more kokichi audios pls
Hagime: I think you got the wrong house- Uhm- UHM-?! HELP WHO IS THIS SOMEONE CALL SOMEONE ] Komaeda: Heeeyyy Hajime!
Hajime: AHHHHHHH NANAMI HELPPP
“I wouldn’t do anything you didn’t want to do”
Because of past trauma???
Kokichi: i know you want to become a member of dice.
Me: nuh uh, no way, no chance, no go, nah, niet, nei, nope, lije, NEVAAAAA!!!
BIG SPOON LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
“I may be short-”
....
Bitch im the same hight as you 5,1 😤😤😤
I have a request
Kokichi helps you with your self harming problem
I don't self harm, I just, it's just that usually these help me feel better. I hope that's okay to request. Maybe he would be a bit forceful cause you don't stop or something or just tackle hug you and the knife falls out your hand or something, it's your choice. 😅 If you take the request, thank you for reading if you did. 💕
Great video! 👏🔥💯👍
Yeah that sounds like a great idea! I struggle with self-harm myself and honestly I like videos of that nature! I'll definitely try it out! Thanks for the suggestion. :)
@@KylerVA No problem! I also hope you get better! There's comfort videos for self harm on UA-cam if you wanna give em a listen. Even I have one up, but you don't have to watch them if you're not comfortable. I also like videos of that nature.
@@Sleepycreator0433 Yeah I listened to a couple the other day and they were really helpful!
@@KylerVA Who was the character comforting you in most of em?
@@KylerVA Maybe you could share some. 😅
A little what if while i was listening to this:
Kokichi: i would never cheat on you!~
Kokichi: buuuuutttt that's a lie!!~
Me: 💀🏌️**pulls out a bat**
Kokichi: i MEAN ON A GAME- 👹
0 unlikes
*guud very guud ^^*
Kokichi: gently shakes me awake "Mooooorrnning sleepyhead!!"
Me: eyes flutter open, smiles, and hugs him "Greetings and salutations.."
Kokichi: ?-
Kokichi: "JASON DEAN?!-"
Me: "Ay. I never committed murd3r and blamed it on su1c1d3."
Kokichi: ...
Me: "I never tried to commit ars0N. that was Kiibo"
Kokichi: "I- Ouch okay damn."
2:23 YA.. ... You can make me blush easy didn't you know that from the last video?
Ultimate Supreme leader *in training?!*
This is good! your voice is pretty two ☺️
Aww🥺 thank you🤍
No problem
almond milk is so good? help
*No idea why I'm here.*
Shuichi why are you here-
@@ok-kb6fc no Idea why Im here
hah small spoon
@@thatmikankinnie1567 ...
shuichi, i have several questions-
i blush easily >:(
Me too, me too...
@@RylieLightBulb isn’t it hard when somebody is talking about sometime and you start blushing and they look at you and think you like them or is it just me
Lol, oof yeah. I once started talking about something that happened at school, where we all had to write something nice about a classmate for Thanksgiving, and I started blushing a lot and my cousin thought I liked the person who wrote about me. In reality, I still have no idea who wrote about me bc it was an anonymous thing XD
I looked up some about Kokichi and now I feel bad.
Kokichi Ouma:
- Conpulsive Liar Disorder
- S3xually abused as a kid
- Reason he’s so skinny is, his parents never fed him properly
- Reason he’s childish, is he doesn’t want to grow up and be an adult
- He’s scared of people finding out how he really feels so he lies a lot.
Would you be able to do a kokichi x clingy listener?
Or opposite
Me: i am not a simp and i will never be UnU
Kokichi: its a lie! :D
I think you forgot to say it’s a lie😩
THE DISLIKES ATE FROM SUICHI, MIU, KAITO, AND THE UGLY PPL WHO DISLIKE. >:(
“Good morning sleepyheaaaaaad.”
Help-
That’s actually what I said irl XD
edit: GoOd MoRnInG sLeEpYhEaD~
good morning pancake :)
9 months later _im deleting the rest of these wth_
Two dislikes?
..............
*Goes for a bit*
A bOdY hAs BeEn DiScOvErEd
YeT aNoThEr BoDy HaS bEeN dIsCoVeReD
Ah shit here we’re go again
*pulls out gun* ok Carl chill chill-
0:20
…
*THREE TO THE ONE TO THE ONE TO THE THRE-*
•>•💧I did just do that
edit: i swear what am i doing-
This actually helped me sleep thank you in return you get a sub a like and a share
Awww thank you🥺
No problem 😊
day 1 of asking for a Kyoko vid
I will write it down! Thanks for the suggestion. ☺️
Sleepy head really what about you All might hair 🤣
Ack i accidentally pressed the dislike 😭
I was never here shhhhh
Why is a foot here? Don’t ask