Shit Cyclists Say (II)

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  • Опубліковано 1 лют 2025

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  • @johnhayes1641
    @johnhayes1641 4 роки тому +1

    Guy who claims to have done a century but his Strava only shows 16 miles, "Forgot to start my Garmin."

  • @stevedrag153
    @stevedrag153 13 років тому +1

    Just as good as the original, you've captured the feeling perfect .... Dude !! That bottle holder is so un-aero !!!

  • @spiderman01980
    @spiderman01980 10 років тому +6

    lolololol half an orange single shot of espresso and a piece of ice!

  • @davidecampanello6227
    @davidecampanello6227 11 років тому +13

    Hilarious!!! Ive heard or said most of these things.
    Thanks for making this very funny video.
    "Cadel Evans is not gay ..."
    "He lost the tour cause of his ponytail ..."
    Whoever doesn't like this video, just doesn't get it.
    Great job. Thanks again.

  • @TheTreehouse1234
    @TheTreehouse1234 11 років тому +10

    All I had today was a Gu and a banana peel hahaha love it

  • @w022a8
    @w022a8 11 років тому +4

    "All I had today wad an espresso, orange and a piece of ice..." Ha!

  • @wescheslak9408
    @wescheslak9408 6 місяців тому +1

    Rebecca Farhinger did a really funny version of this .

    • @gtolsdorf
      @gtolsdorf  6 місяців тому

      We know that’s impossible because we all know women aren’t funny.

  • @AGoogleUser-h2r
    @AGoogleUser-h2r 7 місяців тому +1

    Still the funniest in 2024!
    Rip ass😃😃😃

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  12 років тому +1

    You're like my friend, his pre-ride ritual includes a crap followed by a shower.

  • @rjfeltus
    @rjfeltus 5 років тому +2

    I just inhaled this video

  • @jpoodle
    @jpoodle 13 років тому

    lol. I got another how about "hey, do you hear that clicking sound? where's that coming from?" haha, great video

  • @smay28
    @smay28 13 років тому +1

    Totally nailed the Wilier triple...! I ride one so I know!

  • @tennisstar5231
    @tennisstar5231 12 років тому +1

    Lmao!!!! "Have you ever pissed in your shorts on a rainy day?"

  • @Dani2wheels
    @Dani2wheels 12 років тому +2

    Love how at no point is he actually talking to anyone

  • @holafajita
    @holafajita 11 років тому

    This video will never not be funny to me omg. I'm DYING.

  • @sw19cam
    @sw19cam 11 років тому

    This is even better than the original! I can't believe I have only just found it! =)

  • @gabrielevans999
    @gabrielevans999 11 років тому +2

    "All I had today was a piece of ice" love it

  • @cassandra5322
    @cassandra5322 11 років тому +1

    I took three shits today. I still feel like I gotta shit.
    My worse nightmare. That, and mechanical malfunctions.

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  11 років тому

    Love it! And thanks! I do need another. My go pro is gathering dust. My legs are not, nor is my brain, so I can tell you that plans are afoot.

  • @ffiaux
    @ffiaux 13 років тому

    Yes I've been watching those other videos! Pretty nice man! Some great and classic places you rode!

  • @slipperysquid
    @slipperysquid 11 років тому

    Hiya Gibbs..Your number 1 stalker here. Posted this on my clubs face book page so hopefully it's give you a couple more views to get towards the magic 100 thousand.
    Anyways big shout going out to the "Cottingham Road Club" UK . I have heard 99% of the vid coments since I joined :D Keep up the good work sir and get more vids up! I've watched them all now!! You need another holiday sir!

  • @zachwong7324
    @zachwong7324 11 років тому +7

    Hahaha "Cadel Evans is not gay, he's married." I think we've all thought Cadel is gay at some point.

  • @davidnicholson6680
    @davidnicholson6680 11 років тому +3

    I got a major case of swamp ass this morning.

  • @wghirons
    @wghirons 12 років тому

    Love it no matter how many times I watch it!

  • @jpete3027666
    @jpete3027666 12 років тому

    This is hilarious. What I hate the most is the "stopping, STOPPING!!!" or "CLEAR!!!" I don't know if we're at a stop sign you're responsible for yourself

  • @jpete3027666
    @jpete3027666 12 років тому

    I've been cycling for three years now and I refuse to let myself get like this.

  • @henryhelen09
    @henryhelen09 12 років тому

    All I had was half an orange, a single shot of expresso, and a piece of ice. Classic.

  • @davidzof
    @davidzof 12 років тому

    I was in a Swiss cycle shop yesterday asking about the Villiers erm Williehs erh Williers oh hell I went and checked out the Felts instead.

  • @zekehorton8545
    @zekehorton8545 6 років тому

    I made the mistake of taking a drink of water... I spit it out at the "espresso orange and a piece of ice"

  • @denvergriffin5555
    @denvergriffin5555 6 років тому

    Probably the top video in the pro peloton.

  • @smithjackson801
    @smithjackson801 13 років тому

    Laughed so hard I was crying.... No drop ride, Sprint ya to that bush.. etc.. oh man.. yogurt and gummy bears, peanut and half a banana peel... yeah... right after returning from looking at a road bike for purchase.

  • @upshift3
    @upshift3 13 років тому

    haha "all i've had to eat today is a yogurt and like 3 gummy bears" we have all had those bonktastic days...

  • @Cor1000
    @Cor1000 13 років тому

    the "eating the banana peel" comment made me choke on my power fuel while I was on my trainer this morning at 4:30am. ;)

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  11 років тому

    thanks! Spread the word! You just found it because all I did was upload it,I didn't have the big marketing push the original had. I like being somewhat of a secret.

  • @richardcunderwood
    @richardcunderwood 12 років тому

    Uk cyclist (a sh1t one) here (again)
    Loved this one too, esp the diet related stuff ''........and an ice cube'' You guys need to hook up with triathletes, swimmers & runners as I reckon there's a TV series or at least a short run of programmes in this.
    Keep up the comedy.

  • @brianhaugli
    @brianhaugli 11 років тому

    This is the funniest vid! Great job.

  • @wghirons
    @wghirons 11 років тому

    Every time my son and I ride through an intersection we say: "dude that's a stop sign I'm on a bike!"

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    @deus555 I love how everyones favorite lines are getting posted and that none of them are the same!

  • @awowadas
    @awowadas 13 років тому

    "i cant even feel my legs right now"
    hilarious

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    I kind of like the purity of this one. This one took me about 3 hours to make in total, so if I "tried" to make another I think it would be a led zeppelin. But I have other videos you might enjoy on my channel....

  • @CarlyWaarly
    @CarlyWaarly 12 років тому

    Never heard any of these on our rides but funny all the same!

  • @GNX157
    @GNX157 12 років тому

    Love the video!

  • @caseyjones6335
    @caseyjones6335 2 роки тому

    I can contest to this as this is straight up FACTS.

  • @spazzypengin
    @spazzypengin 11 років тому

    I forget to start my Garmin too often... And frequently still feel like I have to take a shit...

  • @awowadas
    @awowadas 13 років тому

    "Cadel Evans is not gay, he's married"
    hilarity ensued

  • @deus555
    @deus555 13 років тому

    "I used to race but it's too dangerous." lol

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  12 років тому

    Thanks Hoosier! Enjoy your ride.

  • @wghirons
    @wghirons 12 років тому

    I'm just cooling down, man. This is just my rainy day bike. Dude where's the wind coming from?

  • @ericwsmith7722
    @ericwsmith7722 11 років тому

    the correct hand signal for stopping is left hand pointing down, not yelling stopping,

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr 11 років тому +4

      The thumbnail though

    • @AllanWatkins
      @AllanWatkins 11 років тому +4

      people yell stopping to let others know they are stopping in group rides. they yell slowing if they are slowing down but not stopping.
      if you are stopping and doing the hand thing, you probably aren't in a group ride and need to signal to traffic, this is a video about "shit cyclists say" after all.

  • @namzarf
    @namzarf 7 років тому +3

    Uh-oh...120 dislikes.
    I'm guessing some people don't like being called out.

  • @bLaw949
    @bLaw949 11 років тому

    haha Ive definitely caught myself saying a few of those things!

  • @eggymaticremit
    @eggymaticremit 12 років тому

    good idea, why didn't I think of that

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  11 років тому

    never let this happen to you.

  • @inthemoviecorners
    @inthemoviecorners 11 років тому

    haha i always say " you wanna sprint over there"

  • @hiro111
    @hiro111 11 років тому

    Right turn. RIGHT TURN! Right.

  • @anhz52
    @anhz52 11 років тому

    All I had was a yogurt and 3 gummy bears

  • @HarrisJamesBen
    @HarrisJamesBen 12 років тому

    1:07 as soon as I get on the bike, EVERY DAMN TIME.

  • @organdonor1962
    @organdonor1962 10 років тому +1

    Flicking halarious!

  • @spazzypengin
    @spazzypengin 11 років тому

    Never used di2, but I DO ride mechanical SRAM. And prefer it over the Shimano on my CX bike. Just saying, there are those of us out there who do ride and love SRAM.

  • @mechanichalpixels
    @mechanichalpixels 12 років тому

    Swamp ass... dude... I can't ride if I haven't showered and made sure I'm ready to go.

  • @XZIBIT256
    @XZIBIT256 13 років тому

    EPIC VIDEO.

  • @sidian911
    @sidian911 11 років тому

    "wonder what he's on?"

  • @PaigeT79
    @PaigeT79 12 років тому

    All I had today was half an orange and a price of ice

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  12 років тому

    I think it's working quite sufficiently...the shit I have gets shit out.

  • @s0meguy0001
    @s0meguy0001 11 років тому

    this video should be re-titled as 'shit DORKS wearing lycra say'

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    @jherch41 It's an inside joke between my buddies. I honestly never thought anyone would get that far in the vid except them. You know how every cyclist knows how to change a flat the "right way?" Well, one day my buddy and I were arguing about it and I said "Look, I know what Im talking about. I used to BE a tire." That's all. Its a you-had-to-be-there moment.

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    have a 4th: in Spain they call it "Billy-air"

  • @jadecleveland865
    @jadecleveland865 12 років тому

    "Cadel Evans is not gay, he's married"

  • @ffiaux
    @ffiaux 13 років тому

    Please make another one!

  • @jabbargalaxy
    @jabbargalaxy 13 років тому

    I thought this was going to be shit, but it's perfect. Swamp Ass all night long. So good I'm going to read your blog, and I fucking hate blogs. Chapeau.

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  12 років тому

    solid effort.

  • @kingcarcas1349
    @kingcarcas1349 12 років тому

    I strive to one day know why all these are funny! I got the Cadel Evans one.......

  • @Banannalands
    @Banannalands 13 років тому

    00:41 maybe just the whole Garmin Cervélo team.... well now its Garmin barracuda

  • @lesleymrick
    @lesleymrick 10 років тому +1

    2:16 haha haha

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    @mobydoug Why do you ask? Do you think Im losing my mind?

  • @andygonzales9469
    @andygonzales9469 10 років тому +1

    Hell yeah mellow Johnnys austin tx best shop thank god i live a block away

  • @1areyouserious
    @1areyouserious 12 років тому

    Ok I admit defeat. 3 was my max before a ride.

  • @lucaseq77
    @lucaseq77 12 років тому

    @plancartesien I'm laughing so hard reading your comment that I think I lost it lol

  • @HarryTzianakisTheGodOfSpeed
    @HarryTzianakisTheGodOfSpeed 7 років тому +1

    ha ha ha ha yup like hearing myself...

  • @Guoenyi
    @Guoenyi 12 років тому

    So much faster with di2.... do you mean shifting or riding speed? It'd better be shifting

  • @JRPBC561
    @JRPBC561 13 років тому

    Awesome!!!

  • @andrewscottclark
    @andrewscottclark 12 років тому

    lol this is so accurate kudos brah

  • @ilikelampshades6
    @ilikelampshades6 10 років тому +1

    I used to be a tyre haha

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  12 років тому

    how did you do that? I.E. make a link to a specific section of the vid?

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  11 років тому

    Thanks!

  • @jpete3027666
    @jpete3027666 12 років тому

    Yeah it's a no drop ride....oh yeah he got dropped a while ago. So true. You forgot "car back!!"

  • @rebellis13
    @rebellis13 11 років тому

    I took a shit after watching this. So worth it.

  • @wghirons
    @wghirons 11 років тому

    Can I offer some advice?

  • @eggymaticremit
    @eggymaticremit 12 років тому

    People it's VILLY-AIR

  • @raulpisko7
    @raulpisko7 7 років тому

    Stopping, stopping

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    Nope. Just a random insert from a travel pick-up.

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 10 років тому

    My boyfriend bought me a 29er but I still enjoy a 69er.

  • @BesiegeThis
    @BesiegeThis 12 років тому +1

    hilarious! I talk constantly on the bike .... constantly!
    pls check out my Psychedelic Cycling Video ( Shot sunny in Edinburgh)

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    @8908871 that was exactly the point my friend. I was making fun of those people.

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  13 років тому

    @stevedrag153 thx!

  • @Squirtianriders
    @Squirtianriders 11 років тому

    RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  12 років тому

    Its not any faster either way, honestly. Not blow your head away faster at least. Its convenient, and I have it on one of my bikes, but even after 1700K on it, I still prefer the non-electric. Thats just me.

  • @gtolsdorf
    @gtolsdorf  12 років тому

    wait, per day? I was talking about the morning...:)

  • @Zerohundredracingco
    @Zerohundredracingco 11 років тому

    took a shit while watching this. Time to riiide

  • @LRGHMN
    @LRGHMN 11 років тому

    Is that an 11 speed ?