Hilarious!!! Ive heard or said most of these things. Thanks for making this very funny video. "Cadel Evans is not gay ..." "He lost the tour cause of his ponytail ..." Whoever doesn't like this video, just doesn't get it. Great job. Thanks again.
Hiya Gibbs..Your number 1 stalker here. Posted this on my clubs face book page so hopefully it's give you a couple more views to get towards the magic 100 thousand. Anyways big shout going out to the "Cottingham Road Club" UK . I have heard 99% of the vid coments since I joined :D Keep up the good work sir and get more vids up! I've watched them all now!! You need another holiday sir!
This is hilarious. What I hate the most is the "stopping, STOPPING!!!" or "CLEAR!!!" I don't know if we're at a stop sign you're responsible for yourself
Laughed so hard I was crying.... No drop ride, Sprint ya to that bush.. etc.. oh man.. yogurt and gummy bears, peanut and half a banana peel... yeah... right after returning from looking at a road bike for purchase.
thanks! Spread the word! You just found it because all I did was upload it,I didn't have the big marketing push the original had. I like being somewhat of a secret.
Uk cyclist (a sh1t one) here (again) Loved this one too, esp the diet related stuff ''........and an ice cube'' You guys need to hook up with triathletes, swimmers & runners as I reckon there's a TV series or at least a short run of programmes in this. Keep up the comedy.
I kind of like the purity of this one. This one took me about 3 hours to make in total, so if I "tried" to make another I think it would be a led zeppelin. But I have other videos you might enjoy on my channel....
people yell stopping to let others know they are stopping in group rides. they yell slowing if they are slowing down but not stopping. if you are stopping and doing the hand thing, you probably aren't in a group ride and need to signal to traffic, this is a video about "shit cyclists say" after all.
Never used di2, but I DO ride mechanical SRAM. And prefer it over the Shimano on my CX bike. Just saying, there are those of us out there who do ride and love SRAM.
@jherch41 It's an inside joke between my buddies. I honestly never thought anyone would get that far in the vid except them. You know how every cyclist knows how to change a flat the "right way?" Well, one day my buddy and I were arguing about it and I said "Look, I know what Im talking about. I used to BE a tire." That's all. Its a you-had-to-be-there moment.
I thought this was going to be shit, but it's perfect. Swamp Ass all night long. So good I'm going to read your blog, and I fucking hate blogs. Chapeau.
Its not any faster either way, honestly. Not blow your head away faster at least. Its convenient, and I have it on one of my bikes, but even after 1700K on it, I still prefer the non-electric. Thats just me.
Guy who claims to have done a century but his Strava only shows 16 miles, "Forgot to start my Garmin."
Just as good as the original, you've captured the feeling perfect .... Dude !! That bottle holder is so un-aero !!!
lolololol half an orange single shot of espresso and a piece of ice!
Hilarious!!! Ive heard or said most of these things.
Thanks for making this very funny video.
"Cadel Evans is not gay ..."
"He lost the tour cause of his ponytail ..."
Whoever doesn't like this video, just doesn't get it.
Great job. Thanks again.
You are welcome.
All I had today was a Gu and a banana peel hahaha love it
"All I had today wad an espresso, orange and a piece of ice..." Ha!
Rebecca Farhinger did a really funny version of this .
We know that’s impossible because we all know women aren’t funny.
Still the funniest in 2024!
Rip ass😃😃😃
You're like my friend, his pre-ride ritual includes a crap followed by a shower.
I just inhaled this video
lol. I got another how about "hey, do you hear that clicking sound? where's that coming from?" haha, great video
Totally nailed the Wilier triple...! I ride one so I know!
Lmao!!!! "Have you ever pissed in your shorts on a rainy day?"
Love how at no point is he actually talking to anyone
This video will never not be funny to me omg. I'm DYING.
This is even better than the original! I can't believe I have only just found it! =)
"All I had today was a piece of ice" love it
I took three shits today. I still feel like I gotta shit.
My worse nightmare. That, and mechanical malfunctions.
Love it! And thanks! I do need another. My go pro is gathering dust. My legs are not, nor is my brain, so I can tell you that plans are afoot.
Yes I've been watching those other videos! Pretty nice man! Some great and classic places you rode!
Hiya Gibbs..Your number 1 stalker here. Posted this on my clubs face book page so hopefully it's give you a couple more views to get towards the magic 100 thousand.
Anyways big shout going out to the "Cottingham Road Club" UK . I have heard 99% of the vid coments since I joined :D Keep up the good work sir and get more vids up! I've watched them all now!! You need another holiday sir!
Hahaha "Cadel Evans is not gay, he's married." I think we've all thought Cadel is gay at some point.
I got a major case of swamp ass this morning.
Love it no matter how many times I watch it!
This is hilarious. What I hate the most is the "stopping, STOPPING!!!" or "CLEAR!!!" I don't know if we're at a stop sign you're responsible for yourself
I've been cycling for three years now and I refuse to let myself get like this.
All I had was half an orange, a single shot of expresso, and a piece of ice. Classic.
I was in a Swiss cycle shop yesterday asking about the Villiers erm Williehs erh Williers oh hell I went and checked out the Felts instead.
I made the mistake of taking a drink of water... I spit it out at the "espresso orange and a piece of ice"
Probably the top video in the pro peloton.
Laughed so hard I was crying.... No drop ride, Sprint ya to that bush.. etc.. oh man.. yogurt and gummy bears, peanut and half a banana peel... yeah... right after returning from looking at a road bike for purchase.
haha "all i've had to eat today is a yogurt and like 3 gummy bears" we have all had those bonktastic days...
the "eating the banana peel" comment made me choke on my power fuel while I was on my trainer this morning at 4:30am. ;)
thanks! Spread the word! You just found it because all I did was upload it,I didn't have the big marketing push the original had. I like being somewhat of a secret.
Uk cyclist (a sh1t one) here (again)
Loved this one too, esp the diet related stuff ''........and an ice cube'' You guys need to hook up with triathletes, swimmers & runners as I reckon there's a TV series or at least a short run of programmes in this.
Keep up the comedy.
This is the funniest vid! Great job.
Every time my son and I ride through an intersection we say: "dude that's a stop sign I'm on a bike!"
@deus555 I love how everyones favorite lines are getting posted and that none of them are the same!
"i cant even feel my legs right now"
hilarious
I kind of like the purity of this one. This one took me about 3 hours to make in total, so if I "tried" to make another I think it would be a led zeppelin. But I have other videos you might enjoy on my channel....
Never heard any of these on our rides but funny all the same!
Love the video!
I can contest to this as this is straight up FACTS.
I forget to start my Garmin too often... And frequently still feel like I have to take a shit...
"Cadel Evans is not gay, he's married"
hilarity ensued
"I used to race but it's too dangerous." lol
Thanks Hoosier! Enjoy your ride.
I'm just cooling down, man. This is just my rainy day bike. Dude where's the wind coming from?
the correct hand signal for stopping is left hand pointing down, not yelling stopping,
The thumbnail though
people yell stopping to let others know they are stopping in group rides. they yell slowing if they are slowing down but not stopping.
if you are stopping and doing the hand thing, you probably aren't in a group ride and need to signal to traffic, this is a video about "shit cyclists say" after all.
Uh-oh...120 dislikes.
I'm guessing some people don't like being called out.
haha Ive definitely caught myself saying a few of those things!
good idea, why didn't I think of that
never let this happen to you.
haha i always say " you wanna sprint over there"
Right turn. RIGHT TURN! Right.
All I had was a yogurt and 3 gummy bears
1:07 as soon as I get on the bike, EVERY DAMN TIME.
Flicking halarious!
Never used di2, but I DO ride mechanical SRAM. And prefer it over the Shimano on my CX bike. Just saying, there are those of us out there who do ride and love SRAM.
Swamp ass... dude... I can't ride if I haven't showered and made sure I'm ready to go.
EPIC VIDEO.
"wonder what he's on?"
All I had today was half an orange and a price of ice
I think it's working quite sufficiently...the shit I have gets shit out.
this video should be re-titled as 'shit DORKS wearing lycra say'
@jherch41 It's an inside joke between my buddies. I honestly never thought anyone would get that far in the vid except them. You know how every cyclist knows how to change a flat the "right way?" Well, one day my buddy and I were arguing about it and I said "Look, I know what Im talking about. I used to BE a tire." That's all. Its a you-had-to-be-there moment.
have a 4th: in Spain they call it "Billy-air"
"Cadel Evans is not gay, he's married"
Please make another one!
I thought this was going to be shit, but it's perfect. Swamp Ass all night long. So good I'm going to read your blog, and I fucking hate blogs. Chapeau.
solid effort.
I strive to one day know why all these are funny! I got the Cadel Evans one.......
00:41 maybe just the whole Garmin Cervélo team.... well now its Garmin barracuda
2:16 haha haha
@mobydoug Why do you ask? Do you think Im losing my mind?
Hell yeah mellow Johnnys austin tx best shop thank god i live a block away
Ok I admit defeat. 3 was my max before a ride.
@plancartesien I'm laughing so hard reading your comment that I think I lost it lol
ha ha ha ha yup like hearing myself...
So much faster with di2.... do you mean shifting or riding speed? It'd better be shifting
Awesome!!!
lol this is so accurate kudos brah
I used to be a tyre haha
how did you do that? I.E. make a link to a specific section of the vid?
Thanks!
Yeah it's a no drop ride....oh yeah he got dropped a while ago. So true. You forgot "car back!!"
I took a shit after watching this. So worth it.
Can I offer some advice?
People it's VILLY-AIR
Stopping, stopping
Nope. Just a random insert from a travel pick-up.
My boyfriend bought me a 29er but I still enjoy a 69er.
hilarious! I talk constantly on the bike .... constantly!
pls check out my Psychedelic Cycling Video ( Shot sunny in Edinburgh)
@8908871 that was exactly the point my friend. I was making fun of those people.
@stevedrag153 thx!
RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not any faster either way, honestly. Not blow your head away faster at least. Its convenient, and I have it on one of my bikes, but even after 1700K on it, I still prefer the non-electric. Thats just me.
wait, per day? I was talking about the morning...:)
took a shit while watching this. Time to riiide
Is that an 11 speed ?