@@danielgorecki7216 …or so you believed your entire life because you simply never came across anyone who said it, just like I came across them for the record. Bro. No offense. ✌️
The moral is: no matter how beautiful they are, don't mess with princesses, let other men get them. Otherwise, the same thing will happen to you as to Dan when he tried to please the princess from the video, wasting his pocket money, wasting energy and nerves along the way (and you will lose more of the latter in real life, I’ll tell you this, those who read my comment). And fortunately Dan thought of giving the key to the Vendor for the second time.
I think because Dan saved the princess, he have to live with her so he can't process to the next scene. When Dan is on the helicopter, he already able to pass the locked scene because he don't have to live with her anymore so there is no point to stay back.
Happy 5th Anniversary Dan The Man, for not just making my childhood/.teenhood but also showing that you really came this far and beyond to still Impress us!
This animation is the most profoundly accurate commentary to be found on the internet concerning female nature and marriage. It should be mandatory viewing for every single man who is even thinking about finding a girlfriend or getting married. Thank you for creating it!!!
Do not attempt to save everyone. If their mindset is the problem, you will never be able to fill the void no matter how hard you grind. You don't have multiple lives to waste like Dan.
Halfbrick Studios. Dan the Man was the most perfect mobile game for me. Last time i wanted to play it again. Ads, ads and hours of waiting between levels. I really want the old game back.
I just remembered this game and download the classic and new ones and played the prologue of the original and got to the custom character :3 . [ Tue 11:45pm 12/26/2023 ]
How is no one talking about the fact that Dan in this video has more health than he does in the actual game, unless all the damage he's been taking is below 10.
imagine this, you've been playing games at the arcade with your friends for a while now when a coin falls out of your hand and rolls under a door, you go into the room and find a weird arcade cabinet for a game you've never heard of. "Dan the Man" Is what it's called, you and your friends go in and boot it up and enter your nickname, you play stage 1 and get the girl but, nothing happens. So, you do as the princess asks hoping the stage will end as your friends look on in curiosity, you buy so much stuff! You and you friends don't even notice that it's about 8 o'clock, eventually men in suits steal your stuff and knock you out, you mash A&B like you did when cranking the platform to get up, it works! when you get up to your tree house your stuff is gone, and the princess is kissing the shop keep! "I'll kill him!" you yell as you burst out a flurry of combo's and the princess calls a chopper, you hop on and the princess knocks you off, but you landed on a jump pad! In the fight you kick the dog into the chopper's propeller and take it down and lose a life, you do the stage again perfectly, you don't run out of shuriken's and you're at 100% HP when you reach *her* you give the shop keep the key and go on to the next stage and go home."
at 3:37 Oh how terrible! dan maxed out the purple and green credit cards with 80.5k and 50k respectively. he even used 3.5k on the gold credit card. thus he's in debt by a total of 134K
To the people calling him a simp, he legitimately thought that satisfying the princess would let him pass the screen lock...
no one called him simp
That's what I thought too 🤣
(edit, when i was little i thought he needed to impress the princess to get pass the screenlock.)
TBT
Yeah Dan just want to finish the level
Yeah
5:32 images that precede legendary events.
That princess was unused in the game
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If that was me I be like want the keys? Come and get them then throws the keys somewhere and put a middle finger at her
Honestly, I think the Dan the Man series is a one-hit-wonder. It just NEVER reaches this level of brutal honesty again...
I agree. Still like the new animations a lot tho. But these first few are definitely the best.
Same
Brutal honesty 😭
4:59 that was satisfactory
It would be better if he hit the princess
Same lol
XD
How the dog doin?,dead.
XDDDD
1:21 the car cost 500 and the greedy old man took 550, what a damn swindler!!
I agree with senior pug it is a tax.
I agree also tax
GD Qapchaqay kid
OH YEAH man you smart
So rude
3:29 if you put this on X2 IS pure adrenaline
Or put it on 0.25x speed to see everything clearly
Tienes razón
halfbirck is one of those very few mobile game makers that make excellent games but get no recognition
Fruit ninja
Jetpack joyride
halfbirk
@@The_Shimp LMAOO
Bro remeber, dan the man is made by studio joho, not halfbrick
4:53 top ten anime battles
XD
Lol
Bueno
LOL
Jajaja xd
honestly, i had an experience with a gold digger before, seeing this made me happy that dan sold that key
Yeah but I would have eaten the key in front of the princess, even if my teeth gets bad
@@dyltan I would have been arrested for domestic abuse in game
I mean its smart to sell a golden key because its liteary full of gold
SEU BRASILEIRO DE MERDA, RECONHECI SUA FARSA ATRAVES DA PORCARIA DA FOTO DE PERFIL
think he gave em it more than sold it. dude figured theyre made for each other (quite literally since its a game)
5:35
Princess:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? SAVE ME
Dan:you wouldn’t get it
No is not name prices is aAnn
ill give you better one
Pincess: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? SAVE ME
Dan: I missed the part where thats my problem
Princess:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SAVE ME
Dan:i know the Future
Princess: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? SAVE ME!!!
Dan: seen this episode already
@@Sosig68419 no one asked, i'm not being rude literally no one asked
poor Dan, life gave him a gold digger
Yeah, He Didn't Desirved This
Dan hate the gold digger
@@MarbleStudent68 "desirved" lol
Gold digger😭😭😭😡😡😡
What if final boss was that gold digger, lol
0:58 bro sounded like a police siren
*sis
@@MrRuePineok i guess that makes more sense
@@MrRuePinebro nobody says ,,sis" 💀
@@danielgorecki7216 …or so you believed your entire life because you simply never came across anyone who said it, just like I came across them for the record. Bro. No offense. ✌️
We need playable versions of the other stages
We technically already have them
@@ashtoncharles7035 No we only have stage 8
Pretty sure the stage 4 one would be pretty awkward
@@freckletoiletpaper we don't talk about that...
@@TherapistThe_rapist yea we don’t talk about that
Dat puppy had it coming
Tru dat
it deserves it
Man. I see you EVERYWHERE
This is my first time seeing him.
@@weirdface1846 yea that puppy is annoying
10/10 Better than the MCU
Hmm. No.
@@mokka_commentry ik this comment is from a year ago but this is a joke
I've been watching these in game, brilliantly funny, and the game is so freaking good. I do hope you guys extend the game.
U still alive just curious been 4 years
@@typhon7771 Ez mate , I hope so . 😉
@@Syntek-Alba Well There Is Sometimes An Event Every Few Months Or years, Recently The Golden Knight Event Just Finished.
@@Syntek-Alba What about now?
@@randomstranger8554 he's ded
4:23 dan the man final battle of stage 1
0:15 best SFX never created
5:01 : My favorite part.
@Feeble Jam it deserved it anyway
@Feeble Jam that puppy is so annoying 😡😡
@@nobihazagamelover3659 Yep
*Ded*
@@nobihazagamelover3659 child
4:24 top 10 retro fights by watchmojo
This went from a simple low-quality video to an HD video game
4:59 If that's what you expected, here it is, be satisfied
Yes. I really hated that dog
@@inqurity same
@@inquritysame
4:58 I never laughed so much
Same lol
@@elcarozzo5871 loq
The moral is: no matter how beautiful they are, don't mess with princesses, let other men get them. Otherwise, the same thing will happen to you as to Dan when he tried to please the princess from the video, wasting his pocket money, wasting energy and nerves along the way (and you will lose more of the latter in real life, I’ll tell you this, those who read my comment). And fortunately Dan thought of giving the key to the Vendor for the second time.
Dan: loses all his money, loses giel, dies to new bf
Dan: ...1x
4:37 Dan could just go to the man's store and get everything in there lol
@@elmerulloa2665 yea true
Dan: *Save Princess* Princess: Thanks! *Awkward silence* Dan: I guess I’ll go to the next level. Level: nope.
😐😑😐
@@christianallen2956wdym
Who is here in 2024
Me
Me
Me
Me as well
Me
1:57 Is that Metal Slug?
Yes, yes it is
Thats cool
Of course QWWERTY77!! :D
Yes
Saw Saw Saw Saw Saw ........ Yes !!!!!!!!
The salesman might be hated for this but his help in the game forgives him.
“GOLD DIGGER!!!”
Dan
Vs
Gold Digger
“Ooh, it’s so sparkly.”
Wrong Dan.
0:01 Enter Name Dab
dont you mean at 0:02
Random Pointy Comment Guy it was really at 0:03
Random Pointy Comment Guy
No, it was at 0:04
InfernoLegend980 no it was at 6:05
Random Pointy Comment Guy you mean 0:02
This series and the game are both great!
5:39 Đưa chìa khoá cho thầy ông nội 😂😂🤣🤣
4:15
*i have a pretty bad feeling when this heavy metal music came*
doesn't it look a bit..... familiar?
When the Doom music start playing
@@Ioio2023 that’s not doom music.
@@wahoo. r/wooosh
I think because Dan saved the princess, he have to live with her so he can't process to the next scene. When Dan is on the helicopter, he already able to pass the locked scene because he don't have to live with her anymore so there is no point to stay back.
The lore behind this game goes HARD without a single word spoken. It really deserves more attention.
Dan:please give me a break 2:42
Happy 5th Anniversary Dan The Man, for not just making my childhood/.teenhood but also showing that you really came this far and beyond to still Impress us!
Thank you dan the Man for giving us those beautiful days.
Lesson learned:
You will never satisfy your girl.
Edit:
It’s been four years since i wrote this comment and all I can ask is why.
That is what peopel call simps 1:13 XD
That girl's a gold digger
this is a true story, even if your girl is not a gold digger, you will still find problems so you can't ALWAYS keep your girl happy
@phone gamer to be fair dan was only doing it to get to the next area
Ieghehrw
That woman is so selfish
true
if i start at the stage 1 i would Give the key to the guy who keeps the shop?
Nah..She is a gold digger
Jayden Games ikr XD
Spoiled*
I wish they woulde add pre stages like these
1:57 IS THAT A LEGEND REFERENCE
This animation is the most profoundly accurate commentary to be found on the internet concerning female nature and marriage. It should be mandatory viewing for every single man who is even thinking about finding a girlfriend or getting married. Thank you for creating it!!!
I want another series with this kind of vibe and humor! I guess Scott Pilgrim Takes Off can fuel my satisfaction🤔
Ive always thiught dan the man was rlly similar in humour to scott pilgrim
Yeah the only real difference is that Dan the Man doesn't have real language
It would be very op that dan atacks as fast as hell like in 3:50, dan really got lazy atacking in the real game
This was the start of a legendary era
Do not attempt to save everyone. If their mindset is the problem, you will never be able to fill the void no matter how hard you grind. You don't have multiple lives to waste like Dan.
3:19 Aww so cute
Yeah, it is.
Look like kit n kate fuzzicles
Halfbrick Studios.
Dan the Man was the most perfect mobile game for me. Last time i wanted to play it again. Ads, ads and hours of waiting between levels. I really want the old game back.
well there is the classic version without ads
3:58 Me in smash ultimate online fighting a japanese
Fr bro
4:59
The dog: **barky bark barks**
Dan: SHUSH
"Ahaw ahaw ahaw ahaw!"
-Literrally Everyone
I grew with this game... Thank you halfbrick studios
1989: dan the man is peaceful
2022: OH YEAH IS PARTY TIME!
4:59 was personal 😂 💀
Recuerdo que esta serie y el juego de dan the man fueron parte de mi infancia buenos tiempos (;
Real
Yo igual
Me too
Alchile pa
@@juaneguizabal3585😂
I just remembered this game and download the classic and new ones and played the prologue of the original and got to the custom character :3
.
[ Tue 11:45pm 12/26/2023 ]
How is no one talking about the fact that Dan in this video has more health than he does in the actual game, unless all the damage he's been taking is below 10.
Ikr
Dan the man is awesome
You know what would be better DAN THE MAN 2
5:03 everyone: **Falling normally**
Dan: **Falls with a jump**
If fabric actually just made a game of this I would just be like surprised like all the thing that happened in this animation it would be nice
4:02 when i get stunned by a 2 pistol gaurd by a spin attack
Back when these were worth the wait
They still are?
Duh
2:01 I laugh so hard 🤣
Mega ignore
imagine this, you've been playing games at the arcade with your friends for a while now when a coin falls out of your hand and rolls under a door, you go into the room and find a weird arcade cabinet for a game you've never heard of. "Dan the Man" Is what it's called, you and your friends go in and boot it up and enter your nickname, you play stage 1 and get the girl but, nothing happens. So, you do as the princess asks hoping the stage will end as your friends look on in curiosity, you buy so much stuff! You and you friends don't even notice that it's about 8 o'clock, eventually men in suits steal your stuff and knock you out, you mash A&B like you did when cranking the platform to get up, it works! when you get up to your tree house your stuff is gone, and the princess is kissing the shop keep! "I'll kill him!" you yell as you burst out a flurry of combo's and the princess calls a chopper, you hop on and the princess knocks you off, but you landed on a jump pad! In the fight you kick the dog into the chopper's propeller and take it down and lose a life, you do the stage again perfectly, you don't run out of shuriken's and you're at 100% HP when you reach *her* you give the shop keep the key and go on to the next stage and go home."
I think its called the ginger ninga and its on sega megadrive
Can we appreciate how good Dan's hair is
at 3:37
Oh how terrible! dan maxed out the purple and green credit cards with 80.5k and 50k respectively.
he even used 3.5k on the gold credit card. thus he's in debt by a total of 134K
i remember that as a child...
Nostalgia...
Me too.
Props to Dan for finally punting that dog in the end
The beginning of a legend...
I feel like Dan The Man.
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touchtapgo some lady cleaning bleeding you dry or you broke up with her (hopefully)?
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Guilherme Aguero foto da
I understand ser.
Moral of the story: never trust a gold digger who lives in a castle.
0:43 the level complete sound
1:35 justo en las bolas XD
PURR
XDDD F
F
Princess: SAVE ME !!
Dan: I missed the part where that's my problem.
😂😂😂. That princess was annoying.
@@SteamWorksGD ikr xD
This game is awesome. Haven't put it down yet
05:22 I want Crouch feature in the game
Same
Same
It's incredible to see how this game evolves over the years. ✨🙂✨
1:24 Laughed so hard
American Bleach same he took 550 coins from tax
TheNoesc4u the red car cost 500, Dan had 650. But after bought it he only have 100 left. Get it?
@@TGM_2674 where anothee 50 coins?
He took 550 coins from his wallet for a extra
TGM_2674 what’s the joke?
I just realized the person who created dan the man, Was Also the same person who made bluey💀💀
Holdup is that true
@@Davidbruh6969 yeah
No wonder why there eyes kinda match
Wow the old memories......
I remember watching this when I was young. And I still didn't even play the actual game
The beginning of an era.
in 2012 i named my reddit account after this guy so this is definitely not the original upload
Yeah i was just thinking that lmao
I wish we could just play this part in the game
Mr Watermelone same
Mr Watermelone ya
Por que escriben en ingles
@@jezd2223 sos un pelotudo
Me too
I LIKE SO MUCH DAN THE MAN
To be honest at the end was pretty savage and epic like dan dont even care about the princess now XD
Coincidentally, a Dan the man ad pops up on my screen LOL
Played the game, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Wow the first episode of a masterpiece (I know I'm years late)
5:32
Princess: thanks you Dan
Dan: (*nope*)
Princess: COME BACK YOU?!
Dan:heres a key to the queen cuz i cant deal with her
D:
Noi
I hate you, Princess Peach!
I'm a gold digger (this):
Oh yeah... *kaboom*
0:10 WTF he just roaming around there do nothing
Dan: Can beat any monsters, corrupted soldiers and robots
Also Dan: loses to a middle aged shop-owner
Probably because the player was new to the game, hence being bad at it then.
Aquí nació una leyenda conocida por pocos...
Yo conozco al pobre Dan.
Y esa leyenda se llamaba ..."DAN"
funenme xd
5:04
YOU DIED
Achievement unlocked:Welcome to dark souls
wat
100% ACCURATE !!!!
i love dan nice game bro
0:45 The princess sounds like a siren XD
I love how Dan immediately learn instantly
2:11 nobory gonna talk that the sofa costa 54 and he has 50 and he tooks all of his monie
tax
It costs 45
He has 40
It implies that he doesn't have enough coins to buy this sofa.