This New Reality Show is An Awkward MESS (Fboy Island)

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @TheQuickSlice
    @TheQuickSlice  3 роки тому +297

    There is a part of this video that was trimmed out right around 15:58 so that’s why that part does not make any sense. Sorry about that!
    Context. The guy moves fridges for a living so he tried to make some joke calling himself an “fboy” as in a fridge boy and it just fell flat.

    • @factspov6301
      @factspov6301 3 роки тому +9

      @TheQuickSlice you are one amazing guy. I am a Muslim and unlike all the condescending racist white supremacy, it was so refreshing to hear your take on reality. We are the new blacks/natives and I wish day would come when people would stop killing innocent lives for their color, race or religion. Also love how intelligent you are on every case. I wish I would find a guy like you in this world full of coltys, tiny eds and mama's asuelus lol
      EXCELLENT WORK. You are the BEST ROASTER I have seen so far. You should show us your pretty face. That will increase your subscribers too although I know it becomes more hectic with the setup etc. Anyways you are very talented and Wish you more success 😍💖💖

    • @shawnhicks9838
      @shawnhicks9838 2 роки тому +9

      They should start a new show and call it nobody fkn cares Island oooops

    • @BruceLeroyUK
      @BruceLeroyUK Рік тому

      @@shawnhicks9838😂😂😂

    • @mirroidmatabela739
      @mirroidmatabela739 Рік тому

      😅😢😮😂❤

    • @trishthedishluna
      @trishthedishluna 5 місяців тому

      Also aren't there two different couples in this video?

  • @niccir2885
    @niccir2885 3 роки тому +2300

    "Twelve of them, are self-proclaimed nice guys." Got it, there's 24 f-boys.

  • @BenKellyMusic92
    @BenKellyMusic92 3 роки тому +1567

    "Influencer," "content creator", "Bitcoin investor"... there's no shame in saying "unemployed" you know 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @yaileenmaldonado6366
      @yaileenmaldonado6366 3 роки тому +80

      Fr guy makes a reckless decision of quiting his job and putting all his savings into Bitcoin and now he calls himself a Bitcoin investor. Lol pathetic him playing a woman for $ when he makes himself seem like he's loaded by saying he's a Bitcoin investor. It's very misleading.

    • @lexihart5416
      @lexihart5416 3 роки тому +19

      😭😭😭😭

    • @purestqi
      @purestqi 3 роки тому +11

      😂😂

    • @astroflex8267
      @astroflex8267 3 роки тому +11

      lmfao srsly

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 3 роки тому +18

      Ngl, I would respect that more.

  • @CrystalGregory
    @CrystalGregory 2 роки тому +286

    “I was raised by a single mother”
    *”That’s hot”*
    🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @aphrabehn8646
    @aphrabehn8646 3 роки тому +711

    Bitcoin boy isn't even cute tho. What is he talking about never loses lol

    • @TSUNDEREprincess
      @TSUNDEREprincess 3 роки тому +83

      Lmao right?? It’s cause they always use the “I never wasn’t into you in the first place (insert slur here) !!! “ so in his eyes he never loses .. typical fboy lol

    • @onyx1654
      @onyx1654 3 роки тому +39

      like not cute at all.

    • @nkresnik
      @nkresnik 3 роки тому +28

      I cracked it, maybe he never loses bitcoins 🤔

    • @aphrabehn8646
      @aphrabehn8646 3 роки тому +30

      @@TSUNDEREprincess Or say they were just joking when a girl rejects them and then tells them to lighten up lol.

    • @eberhardmock2450
      @eberhardmock2450 3 роки тому +19

      He's manipulative, you don't need looks or success to make people fall for you if you have no conscience.

  • @robheskin
    @robheskin 2 роки тому +455

    "what is your outlook on life?"
    "I'm bratty, I want to get arrested with you."
    "Are you toxic?"
    (storms over to the next guy)
    "I was raised by a single mom."
    "That's so hot..."
    Where did they find this girl maybe she's the fboy!?

    • @stephaniel6350
      @stephaniel6350 Рік тому +48

      She's actually a walking definition of toxic and that is why it bothered her so much!
      Definitely an fgirl

    • @denisevasquez545
      @denisevasquez545 Рік тому +19

      And says "don't call me toxic "...like girl ...

    • @LauraLeaLoo
      @LauraLeaLoo 7 місяців тому

      I feel like any woman who wants to be on a show like this have some narcissism in their personality. Definitely Fgirls

  • @themissydeyo
    @themissydeyo 3 роки тому +414

    Who describes themselves as bratty? That is a red flag right off the bat. Pterodactyl is such a stupid safe word. Could you be more obvious? You may as well just say, 'Come rescue me! I don't want to be around this guy!'

    • @laffin_out_loud
      @laffin_out_loud 3 роки тому +7

      I was thinking that

    • @cjd5235
      @cjd5235 2 роки тому +18

      Bratty is a BDSM term…so she’s probably trying to see if they pick up on that.

    • @trojan403
      @trojan403 11 місяців тому +1

      Huge red flag.

  • @adam1australia
    @adam1australia 3 роки тому +587

    I cannot think of a worse island to be on 🤦‍♂️

    • @careysullivan1650
      @careysullivan1650 3 роки тому +4

      Hahaha! 💯😂

    • @nanyummyify
      @nanyummyify 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah I would not want to be one of those three woman

    • @LOVEAapjes
      @LOVEAapjes 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @blacksheep9772
      @blacksheep9772 2 роки тому +7

      Yeh Id be making a b-line right off that island 😒

    • @RequiemEU
      @RequiemEU Рік тому +1

      Bro thought milf manor was a show that would never exist 😭

  • @bryanmay4070
    @bryanmay4070 3 роки тому +802

    "Most of the show is people lying around the pool, talking or arguing"
    Let me tell you about a little show called Love Island

    • @chesecak9535
      @chesecak9535 3 роки тому +12

      nooooooo dont give him ideas

    • @chesecak9535
      @chesecak9535 3 роки тому +10

      worst show ever

    • @blacklite911
      @blacklite911 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like he skipped it because so many other channel have it in their bag

    • @hmtqnikitashakur3399
      @hmtqnikitashakur3399 3 роки тому +5

      I loved seasons 1,2 and 3 I think I caught a bit off 4, but not really and never the rest!!! Yeah love island uk though, the proper one.

    • @harrystyless1935
      @harrystyless1935 3 роки тому

      @@chesecak9535 This is the result of what happens on Earth Today when wealthy people procreate.

  • @vanderbam2741
    @vanderbam2741 3 роки тому +607

    "When it comes to women...10/10. I don't lose." *dead stare*. This actually creeped me the f*ck out.

    • @Thebesties131
      @Thebesties131 3 роки тому +11

      Can you say rapist?? 🤢🤢🤢 Seriously, he has to be.

    • @Marzimus
      @Marzimus 3 роки тому +5

      I have a TV I'd like you to move...

    • @brewmasterjumpluff14
      @brewmasterjumpluff14 2 роки тому +26

      Its because of the implication...

    • @dreamsicle3113
      @dreamsicle3113 2 роки тому

      I'm getting date rapist vibes.

    • @delloffthewall
      @delloffthewall 2 роки тому +11

      @@brewmasterjumpluff14 She says “ Oh no I’m in the middle of nowhere and I’m surrounded by guys and water, what am gonna do, say no?”

  • @milky_way_tea5857
    @milky_way_tea5857 3 роки тому +794

    CJ WTF YOU ARE TOXIC
    "Wow you were raised by a single mom, that's hot"
    "My outlook on life is that I'm bratty and wanna get arrested"
    "You look like you'd ruin my life..... Let's hang out"
    This woman is the worst

  • @Ali-in-Wonderland.
    @Ali-in-Wonderland. 3 роки тому +970

    The level of how underrated this channel is bothers me to the core...

    • @flaria4011
      @flaria4011 3 роки тому +2

      Yep

    • @lifeunderthestarstv
      @lifeunderthestarstv 3 роки тому +16

      Amen! He shits all over sauce and Arthur tv that intentionally go for the same narratives and try to frame stories while slice is more mature and treats everyone to the same standard. He needs more love and subs

    • @Leoprincess3038
      @Leoprincess3038 3 роки тому +8

      @@lifeunderthestarstv No sauce slander!!!! Hes hilarious come on now 😂💯 But yes, I agree this channel is awesome 💗💯

    • @lifeunderthestarstv
      @lifeunderthestarstv 3 роки тому +8

      @@Leoprincess3038 he's hilarious but he's quite disingenuous and has misrepresented a few people on purpose for clicks. He's a guilty pleasure haha. Slice is much more consistent and honest in his critiques while also being funny. This channel deserves more subs! :(

    • @Leoprincess3038
      @Leoprincess3038 3 роки тому +2

      @@lifeunderthestarstv Agreed 💯

  • @tyfraserweeks9216
    @tyfraserweeks9216 3 роки тому +385

    Never trust a man who spells his name "Garratt." Also he looks like he's 40.

    • @lexihart5416
      @lexihart5416 3 роки тому +33

      i swear i’ve seen him at the strip club

    • @justcallmesarah3025
      @justcallmesarah3025 2 роки тому +7

      @@lexihart5416 I cant 😂😂😂

    • @MrDeano-eu9rg
      @MrDeano-eu9rg Рік тому +4

      Hes definitely gotten in a fist fight with one of his step dads, beats his girlfriends and owns multiple jet skis.

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 5 місяців тому +1

      They almost all look like they’re pushing 40…I guess the pool was pretty shallow.

  • @dustinsoper32
    @dustinsoper32 3 роки тому +574

    This makes it look like human society is coming close to the end. The collective IQ on this show is unbelievable

    • @blover8548
      @blover8548 3 роки тому +2

      Ok I’m old school but what the hell is F boy son.

    • @dustinsoper32
      @dustinsoper32 3 роки тому +20

      @@blover8548 trust me you're better off staying old school and not following this rhetoric

    • @squreshi10
      @squreshi10 3 роки тому +18

      Late stage idiocracy.

    • @ashwaanthyogarajah5174
      @ashwaanthyogarajah5174 3 роки тому +6

      thank you someone who i also agree this is shit and cringe

    • @Agrumes_pixelz
      @Agrumes_pixelz 3 роки тому +9

      Not just this show, just reality tv in general lol

  • @TutorialConspiracy
    @TutorialConspiracy 3 роки тому +240

    Hold on! What’s to stop the “Nice Guy” wanting to take most of the money….? He could be like “you’re nice and all but I’ve got $50,000 worth of debt”

    • @Josy5527167
      @Josy5527167 3 роки тому +8

      Nice guy and the girl split $100k

    • @TutorialConspiracy
      @TutorialConspiracy 3 роки тому +8

      @@Josy5527167 Oh so you're saying the self-proclaimed nice guy has to split it?

    • @Josy5527167
      @Josy5527167 3 роки тому +23

      @@TutorialConspiracy ya, they didn’t get a choice. They just automatically split it if the girl chooses them.

    • @TutorialConspiracy
      @TutorialConspiracy 3 роки тому +1

      @@Josy5527167 oh right ok

    • @ramblingmillennial1560
      @ramblingmillennial1560 Рік тому

      @@Josy5527167 Ok that makes more sense now. I was thinking the same thing. What stops them from just being selfish and taking the full 100k? Lol at least they thought about that but everything else about this show seems very unprofessional and unorganized to me.

  • @timmyimmy5697
    @timmyimmy5697 3 роки тому +167

    I swear every single conversation in this show sounds like two NPCs chatting

    • @Thebesties131
      @Thebesties131 3 роки тому +2

      What's npc?

    • @timmyimmy5697
      @timmyimmy5697 3 роки тому +22

      @@Thebesties131 non playable character, the characters in videogames that are only there to make the scenery feel alive and don’t actually have any purpose in the storyline

    • @cosmicvagrant3980
      @cosmicvagrant3980 2 роки тому +3

      @@timmyimmy5697 Also known as Democrats...

    • @timmyimmy5697
      @timmyimmy5697 2 роки тому +15

      @@cosmicvagrant3980 this has literally nothing to do w political views..?

    • @lucyfir2166
      @lucyfir2166 Рік тому +4

      ​@cosmicvagrant3980 that's literally a NPC response

  • @ShinFTW33
    @ShinFTW33 3 роки тому +86

    “I wanted to walk up to you and ask you to step aside for a conversation about how I walked up to you and asked you to step aside for a conversation” killed me. Great videos dude

  • @Mirrodin82
    @Mirrodin82 3 роки тому +116

    Man, just look at all those high value people - bitcoin investor, content creator, influencer.... what am I doing with my life?

    • @angelabonilla6497
      @angelabonilla6497 3 роки тому +7

      I know right? In my women's college course I was told to become a stripper to become financially independent. Here I was thinking going to school was the answer!

    • @johanaklaudyova8764
      @johanaklaudyova8764 Рік тому +2

      When I saw bitcoin investor I straight up gagged lol

  • @Alwe1
    @Alwe1 3 роки тому +68

    CJ has so many red flags

  • @TheMooper27
    @TheMooper27 3 роки тому +247

    Well to be fair, anyone who signed up to this show would NEED to have the basic premise explained to them on repeat for them to eventually get it.

  • @ImFelicious
    @ImFelicious 3 роки тому +229

    Spoiler alert: These guys tell whether or not they are Fboys or good guys before they come on the show, at eliminations they have to reveal what they are. Some try to lie, but they roll the tapes back. That was the best part of the show. 😅

    • @mattg4705
      @mattg4705 2 роки тому

      Literally people that self proclaim themselves as "nice guys" are almost always fuckboys they just arent successful at it

  • @yaileenmaldonado6366
    @yaileenmaldonado6366 3 роки тому +103

    Lmfao Nikki asking her to tell him why he's eliminated with a poem had me in tears 😂 her straight face as she said it I'm dead! 🤣

    • @HalfNHalf.
      @HalfNHalf. 3 роки тому +1

      Her name is nakia

    • @lexihart5416
      @lexihart5416 3 роки тому +1

      and says ‘by garrat powers’

  • @amandanavos6706
    @amandanavos6706 3 роки тому +57

    That CJ chick is giving me the creeps

  • @BlueLuva1
    @BlueLuva1 3 роки тому +86

    Shell Guy is my hero. He's probably eliminated immediately. Just like all the people I like on reality shows in the first episode.

  • @pizzaparty9783
    @pizzaparty9783 3 роки тому +55

    No, I hate this. This does not fulfill any of my bottom feeder needs. I'm going to look for bootleg copies of love after lock up

  • @careysullivan1650
    @careysullivan1650 3 роки тому +94

    If poetry doesn’t scream Fboy, I don’t know what does!!😂🤣

    • @dustin628
      @dustin628 3 роки тому +6

      He was a nice guy.

  • @dclark4422
    @dclark4422 3 роки тому +186

    This will be a painful show to watch because I must've cringed at least 10 times. The second hand embarrassment is unreal.

  • @Carelesshilton
    @Carelesshilton 3 роки тому +90

    Bruh the toxic part really got me like she really was mad at him for that 🤣

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 3 роки тому +37

    My gf watches a ton of these shows... I swear every time I walk by, I see at least 1 cross earring

  • @tianamartinez9591
    @tianamartinez9591 3 роки тому +48

    The mimicking of Garret whispering in the girls ear is hilarious😂😂😂 I choked on my breakfast for two seconds 😂😂

  • @awizzle727
    @awizzle727 Рік тому +7

    "I want someone to get arrested with..." Me, being socially awkward " So you want to rob a bank or go check out where the bodies are buried?" Gets kicked off show and immediately arrested....

  • @chensenhan
    @chensenhan 3 роки тому +49

    Cringe Island

  • @aryan.6678
    @aryan.6678 3 роки тому +21

    wtf she thought it was hot that he was raised by a single mother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ms-fh8ed
    @ms-fh8ed 3 роки тому +60

    Dude i'd rather get with a self proclaimed fboy than a self proclaimed nice guy, i've been on reddit before

  • @CurlyGirlChey
    @CurlyGirlChey 3 роки тому +44

    Purely hilarious. I dont think I can watch another reality tv show without your voice in the back of my head narrating
    Edit: I am DYING laughing with tears in my eyes😭 it's a combination of your commentary and the fact that toxic girl is very entertaining

    • @xuil1457
      @xuil1457 3 роки тому

      LMAOO I THINK LIKE THAT TOO

  • @gridlo
    @gridlo 3 роки тому +195

    Seems like they explain the concept and use the word FBOY about a million times without ever explaining WTF an "FBoy" is. We're all just supposed to know their definition of Fboy since it's such a commonplace term that we all use all the time.

    • @lifeunderthestarstv
      @lifeunderthestarstv 3 роки тому +12

      Fboy = fuckboy. Its pretty self explanatory bro.

    • @Savingwithfun
      @Savingwithfun 3 роки тому +17

      @@lifeunderthestarstv It could also be Famousboy, Fakeboy, fairboy, freshboy, faithfulboy, fancyboy, femaleboy 😁 etc,

    • @emxepar
      @emxepar 3 роки тому +1

      @@lifeunderthestarstv what's a fuckboy though? A boy that fucks? Doesn't sound so bad

    • @shamealdaniel9253
      @shamealdaniel9253 3 роки тому +4

      @@emxepar a guy who fucks around with your time and feeling just to get what he wants and then leaves pretty much

    • @Thebesties131
      @Thebesties131 3 роки тому +9

      @@Savingwithfun femaleboy? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @agunnnation7385
    @agunnnation7385 3 роки тому +22

    Them: "i don't want an Fboy"
    "Proceeds to choose an Fboy"

  • @Thedownwardmineon
    @Thedownwardmineon 3 роки тому +26

    "I was raised by a single mother"
    *That's hot*

  • @aishaj8348
    @aishaj8348 3 роки тому +187

    Bitcoin investor isn’t even cute …something looks off bout him. He’s overly confident too😂

    • @Mother.Confessor
      @Mother.Confessor 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr!?! I just can't tell what it is!

    • @lukebignell7846
      @lukebignell7846 2 роки тому +2

      He isn’t overly confident / he has justifiable confidence

    • @josefinebliss2801
      @josefinebliss2801 2 роки тому +5

      No one who wasnt actually into fboys would even care about him, I mean his whole acting sweet thing is so typical as well. How do you even fall for an obvious fboy pulling you aside for 1 minute thinking thats peak sweetness and him being a genuine nice guy 🤣

    • @johanaklaudyova8764
      @johanaklaudyova8764 Рік тому +1

      ​@@josefinebliss2801 omg right, his words did not match up with his irl confidence or "game" whatsoever

  • @salmik_
    @salmik_ 3 роки тому +64

    The term "nice guy" is not the best to use for this show..

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 Рік тому +2

      I’d argue that it’s the PERFECT use for this show.

  • @Space_Ghost_Hunter
    @Space_Ghost_Hunter 2 роки тому +47

    Imagine if this show was the only remaining trace of humanity's existence.

  • @shade247
    @shade247 3 роки тому +66

    Plot twist: they’re all f boys and the women just wanna get with them anyway 😂

  • @rissbunny2336
    @rissbunny2336 2 роки тому +48

    CJ is that one girl that was a cheerleader in high school who would annoyingly giggle when you walk past her with her group of friends

  • @dylanmtongwiza517
    @dylanmtongwiza517 3 роки тому +22

    Garrett 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    My brain cells are melting like these girls and guys are just 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @themissydeyo
    @themissydeyo 3 роки тому +57

    I don't know why you don't have more subscribers because I absolutely love your videos. They are so hilarious, witty and astute, and you don't even have to have watched the show to understand your videos and the observations you make! I just found you a couple days ago and have binged watched your videos since then and subscribed this morning! I hope you blow up even bigger!

    • @angelit161
      @angelit161 3 роки тому

      Yeah I just started watching his videos, he’s funny af

    • @Thebesties131
      @Thebesties131 3 роки тому

      I'm sure he'll start blowing up. I'm always pleasantly surprised how funny he is! He makes me laugh so hard with some lines 🤣

  • @Tekilah2
    @Tekilah2 3 роки тому +99

    I can't believe you didn't touch on the guy that straight up lied and argued with Nikki during his "f-boy or not" reveal. That part alone left me in tears.

    • @HalfNHalf.
      @HalfNHalf. 3 роки тому

      Her name is nakia

    • @Tekilah2
      @Tekilah2 3 роки тому +33

      @@HalfNHalf.I mean Nikki Glaser...the host. It's possible he also argued with Nakia but the scene I meant was all about Nikki challenging him with production videos of him admitting he was 100% fboy. He was standing there trying to lie til the last minute. 🤣

    • @kalimistakidou9103
      @kalimistakidou9103 3 роки тому +2

      Yes his name was Charley!!!!

    • @Tekilah2
      @Tekilah2 3 роки тому +2

      @@kalimistakidou9103 Yes!!! 🤣

    • @bypugs
      @bypugs 2 роки тому +1

      That part killed me, what was he even trying to do

  • @isisclark5389
    @isisclark5389 3 роки тому +34

    1 of the "nice guys" literally made one of the women on the show super uncomfortable during their first encounter because he had no concept of personal space... but yeah sure he's a nice guy

  • @stellaofthelake3451
    @stellaofthelake3451 3 роки тому +66

    This is like 90 Minutes Fiance until they fall in love with the next thot.

  • @TheReelLifeOfStacey
    @TheReelLifeOfStacey 3 роки тому +30

    “I’m bratty” wtf

  • @shade247
    @shade247 3 роки тому +72

    Poor Peter!! He just seemed like a goofball.

    • @Thedownwardmineon
      @Thedownwardmineon 3 роки тому +7

      He seemed super nice!

    • @williamhare3528
      @williamhare3528 2 роки тому +9

      Wasn’t it said that he actually was an f-boy though??

    • @ph4kiew
      @ph4kiew 2 роки тому

      @@williamhare3528 But he seems real goofy🫣

  • @nAni.ac.
    @nAni.ac. 3 роки тому +171

    I literally needed this , it’s been a long stressful week ✨ When’s the merch dropping bro lol ?

    • @imari9997
      @imari9997 3 роки тому +3

      I feel your pain, hope it's getting better.

    • @onedaynoreason2572
      @onedaynoreason2572 3 роки тому +2

      Me too. Came here to post "FINALLY!!!"

    • @nAni.ac.
      @nAni.ac. 3 роки тому +1

      @@imari9997 thanks ! Same to you

    • @cosmosadorabilis7677
      @cosmosadorabilis7677 3 роки тому +2

      I had an awful weekend lol, no lol

    • @ThatWeirdFinn
      @ThatWeirdFinn 3 роки тому

      Lol did you post this on a Monday? 😅 This week is fucking awful alright. All hail algorithm for showing this channel to me!

  • @levimiller1266
    @levimiller1266 3 роки тому +27

    Nikkis face when that creepy dude was reading his poem cracked me up

  • @TacoTaco901
    @TacoTaco901 3 роки тому +8

    “What’s up what’s up”
    I’m on the floor 🤣🤣

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 3 роки тому +16

    If they ever need an island to test a nuclear bomb on, I know a place.

  • @okoala62
    @okoala62 3 роки тому +7

    “DID I HAVE A STROKE?!” LMAOOOO I ask myself this CONSTANTLY!!! 👏🏼😂

  • @Euloriaable
    @Euloriaable 3 роки тому +6

    “Even if there’s a bug in her drink- you make her drink that shit” 🤣

  • @titovalasques
    @titovalasques 2 роки тому +33

    The absolute worst/scariest part about all of the contestants of these shows is that that they all get to become parents and vote.

    • @titovalasques
      @titovalasques Рік тому

      @PuroTangoBlast713 I suppose. Touché!!

  • @marckhachfe1238
    @marckhachfe1238 6 місяців тому +1

    One of your best videos mate. Your delivery, tone of voice, jokes, dryness are just incredible.

    • @SAKEBANDS
      @SAKEBANDS 6 місяців тому

      u bouncing onit lil bra

  • @antonyhowells8650
    @antonyhowells8650 2 роки тому +4

    This is like a Friday night at the local Miner’s Working Men’s Club that is colloquially known as ‘Grab a Granny’. The room used to smell like a Bernard Matthew’s just opened sliced turkey and ham sandwich filler around 10pm. Just when the sweat and chafe had warmed up.

  • @Inked_Latina13
    @Inked_Latina13 3 роки тому +14

    It starts with a high five then before you know it you’re pregnant 😂😂

  • @steppin-razor
    @steppin-razor 2 роки тому +12

    They announce the premise a million times every episode so anyone can tune in at literally any moment and know what's going on

  • @tajcee
    @tajcee 3 роки тому +5

    I’ve been bingeing this channel for 2 weeks now, I can’t stop

  • @lexihart5416
    @lexihart5416 3 роки тому +63

    the amount of surgery CJ has is insane 💀

    • @sunday.mourning
      @sunday.mourning 3 роки тому +11

      M-ma'am, you are so pretty 😭🥺💞

    • @MayFlora
      @MayFlora 2 роки тому

      What do mean? What surgeries ?

    • @cloutscout1003
      @cloutscout1003 2 роки тому +6

      @@MayFlora plastic surgery

  • @billsimmons8983
    @billsimmons8983 3 роки тому +17

    These folks deserve each other

  • @valentinavivas5298
    @valentinavivas5298 3 роки тому +63

    One of the first comments! Just wanted to say that I absolutely adore your channel, the commentary is always hillarious. Please keep making videos❤️❤️

  • @roningarcia5771
    @roningarcia5771 2 роки тому +20

    This show was like when you write your final essay on the last day to turn in.

  • @beam9264
    @beam9264 Рік тому +2

    u literally crack me up one of the highlights of my day is after i get off of my 13hour shift at work and just watch ur videos 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amandalogan8847
    @amandalogan8847 Рік тому +5

    I work in a restaurant in Shell Guy’s home town. He comes in occasionally for takeout. I’ve never seen the show. Only knew who he was from here😂

  • @A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand

    I feel like the host has to explain the concept of the show so often because the idea of it is more appealing than the actual show

    • @Sid00077
      @Sid00077 10 місяців тому

      I think it's an old TV thing. The host repeatedly talking about the show sorta grabs the attention of folks who are just browsing through channels.

  • @amandavalencia5964
    @amandavalencia5964 3 роки тому +8

    OMG! My brain! Please stop. This is ridiculous. Terrordactyl! Terrordactyl!

  • @pcwexhaustmods
    @pcwexhaustmods Рік тому +9

    Your sarcasm warms my heart, you officially have earned a British card of superior sarcasm from my university here in London 🇬🇧

  • @STyler-lf2tv
    @STyler-lf2tv 3 роки тому +12

    This channel provides the most therapeutically hilarious content. Keep it up 👍🏾

  • @instagamrr
    @instagamrr 2 роки тому +6

    Nooooo I actually lived in South Korea and thought shell boy would be a nice guy! Well shit, that explains why I came back home single 🤣

  • @chillb_igotthis
    @chillb_igotthis 3 роки тому +13

    We need you to post consistently. Your commentary 💯

  • @daisbelief
    @daisbelief 3 роки тому +3

    LMFAOOOOOO THIS DUDE HAS ME IN TEARS no UA-camr ever had me crying/laughing like this the damn stroke part got me cause wtf is really going on 💀 you need more subscribers man

  • @absoluteterror9098
    @absoluteterror9098 8 місяців тому +1

    Talking to a guy who feels the need to say "I'm a nice guy" immediately triggers my fight or flight response

  • @mushrooms_r_nice3820
    @mushrooms_r_nice3820 3 роки тому +18

    ngl, peter looked like a good person, poor him :(

  • @floatingbacon3909
    @floatingbacon3909 10 місяців тому +2

    If we had this type of commentary for every show, I would probably pay for cable…

  • @kristopherryanwatson
    @kristopherryanwatson 2 роки тому +10

    If these FBoys are going to zoom on these clueless girls who have no substance, they deserve to get exactly what they want. And then the same can be said about these girls.

  • @MsDarkLightening
    @MsDarkLightening 3 роки тому +5

    “Evolved to waterbend” I can’t 😂🤣

  • @taylorcenter7720
    @taylorcenter7720 3 роки тому +13

    What has humanity come to I'm so ashamed 😔

  • @chloewilliams3281
    @chloewilliams3281 3 роки тому +4

    Thank you!!! Good to hear your commentary again. Had a rough day. You made my night better.

  • @astroflex8267
    @astroflex8267 3 роки тому +7

    13:33 "I love sleeping" ....oh my god.... modern romance is DEAD.

  • @terryperry64
    @terryperry64 3 роки тому +5

    You make me laugh way more than any other creator on UA-cam thank you

  • @TSUNDEREprincess
    @TSUNDEREprincess 3 роки тому +6

    I love the peanut gallery comments while the show plays and you’re like pick Bitcoin guy !! Lmaooo
    I was waiting on your next upload I love your content

  • @vikkiipele
    @vikkiipele Рік тому +1

    Oh dear Lord, his opening line with the B-lining tells everything you need to know 😅 how the hell did he fool her is beyond me..

  • @phillyphilly1076
    @phillyphilly1076 2 роки тому +4

    Dude your videos leave me in tears bro. Subbing right now! Love your work!

  • @shawnkeys4963
    @shawnkeys4963 Рік тому +1

    Bro your commentary on your videos are indeed INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS!...

  • @jjean7730
    @jjean7730 2 роки тому +10

    I have been laughing through the whole vid….. you are hilarious 😆

  • @TheOddOne347
    @TheOddOne347 3 роки тому +8

    Literally anyone who is a self proclaimed "nice guy".......yeaaaaaaaaah...I shouldn't need to say more...🙄😑

  • @45brunetti
    @45brunetti 3 роки тому +4

    Uh yeah … that guy back there tried to slip me a book 😂😂😂 that made me chuckle 😂😂

  • @Thedownwardmineon
    @Thedownwardmineon 3 роки тому +7

    The way this show operates reminds me of professional wrestling. The part where Garrat talked to Sarah about how he asked her to come over and talk is how the commentators in wrestling will literally describe the rules of the match during the match after explaining it 12 times during the match already. It also ties into the part where the host had to describe the premise over and over- they do that in wrestling too LOL

  • @misticamoro1514
    @misticamoro1514 3 роки тому +4

    I swear your commentary is SO funny 😂 it makes everything worth it

  • @stalliondave9338
    @stalliondave9338 2 роки тому +2

    Bug in drink, you cant leave her in a competition setting. You either give her your drink, or go TOGETHER to the bar, YOU FOOL! lmao

  • @redgrey758
    @redgrey758 3 роки тому +7

    He can't be a Bitcoin investor if he doesn't have the high powered super computers and networks to mine it.

  • @boburyusupov9487
    @boburyusupov9487 3 роки тому +13

    Heeeey finally my quickslice for the night after a looong time. How u been bro?

  • @MstarSmith
    @MstarSmith 2 роки тому

    Man your comments over the dubbing are just hilarious - please keep that format hahah

  • @prismaticrains
    @prismaticrains 3 роки тому +8

    i just found your channel and have been binge watching all your videos, you're so funny im wishing you success in the future you definitely deserve more subs for all this quality content

  • @lindsey9958
    @lindsey9958 2 роки тому +4

    Basically this is a lose/lose situation... "Nice Guy" vs "Fuck Boy" neither are preferable

  • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
    @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 3 роки тому +4

    I hope to see more of your fine work on this series