Story Time With Nerd³
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- Remember the "2 Guys 1 Stream" live broadcast from a few weeks ago? No? Well anyway, here's a collection of 3 stories told by Dan & Matt, so you can enjoy laughing at their misfortune whenever you feel like.
Original Video: • Nerd³ Live! Sometimes ...
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Music: Outro Theme by Dan Bull
Starting bit of "Exit the Premises" By Kevin Macleod
"Nobody died in this story." Is a great way to begin any sort of story
In response to Matt's smoking story, back when I was 13, my (sort of) friends took me into the woods, and started smoking leaves. Actual fucking maple leaves.
Really dumb question I know, but did they smell nice at least?
Pan Stanley I know people who rolled oregano joints.
Pan Stanley AHAHAAHAHA, HOLY SHIT
Those two had some fucked stories.
shakeee3n everyone has at least one fucked story
Whats your fucked up story?
#YourFuckedUpStory
“At least you’re not Matt” is how I get over every bad thing ever
You can watch the full stream here: ua-cam.com/video/BUGwsI2yHoQ/v-deo.html
Thanks, loved the storys
More evidence... I'm close to the truth...
I have a story similar to the last one.
So a couple of months ago, a friend who I'm quite close with and who is known for making suicide jokes texted me with "I DRSNK FEBREZE HELP" and went on to tell me the details (she sprayed febreze into her drink then drank it, then was sick). She started to get me really, really fucking worried, so I called Childline (we're both underage). I told them the details, then hang up because I was freaking out too much. I go to sleep... and at midnight I get woken up by my sister, who tells me that it's the police. So I have to tell them what my friend told me, let them look through the messages, then they leave and THEN THEY TAKE HER TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL FOR SIX HOURS. She was in school that day, and I shouted at her. A lot.
We're still friends, though.
Cubing Cymru Holy shit.
A Weaboo Panis the correct response
Cubing Cymru They took your sister to the hospital for 6 hours?
A Weaboo Panis misunderstanding, they took the friend to the hospital
Cubing Cymru Ohhh, thanks for clearing that up.
We sure had some fun during that livestream #DanKnobbedEmma
+Joe Wilson-Palmer #DanBrokeHisPenisWhenHeKnobbedEmma
Now he's #havingawank
+JackZake64 But Dan can't #haveawank if he #BrokeHisPenisWhenHeKnobbedEmma
#Mattrapessax
#Haveawank
Was it the same person in both stories? Did they sell them self out for 20 pounds so they could smoke it?
how I envy people who have stuff happening in their lives...
same
1) YAY ITS OUT
2) Is this every story?
+DinoDoesStuff This is every story so far, there'll most likely be more in the future but no any time soon.
+DinoDoesStuff Just some of the funny ones. I know I promised "every single story", but some were really short, and weren't that good. these are some of the best. Maybe I'll make a part 2 one day.
HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights I'd love to hear the one about how Dan got his illness, he went into great detail, but i had to go afk when he started talking about it :/
DinoDoesStuff The VOD's still there, it's 5 hours long but it's worth a watch if you have nothing else to do.
Hendlton Also we always have Unofficial Nerd³ Live! :D
We need more of this format!
So that's how Dan got and lost a girlfriend.
For the third story, Dan did the right thing. GJ Dan. Seriously.
love the ms paint drawings
I would do the same thing Dan did when one of his former GF's said she was going to kill herself and then just hung up. If one of my friends or someone ended a call like like and wouldn't answer their phone when I call them back and I would try more then once I would call 911 to have someone check on them or probably call one of their parents first if I had one of their numbers.
There was a guy at my school who Smoked tea leaves...
well he pretended to be high, but pther than that he was fine
I knew a girl that tried to smoke a tea bag…
Are you from the Inbetweeners
please Dan more more more this was great
MORE PLEASE
matts voice is so cool, i wish he would be in more videos.
I have never seen this, hm... Now i see the appeal of this channel better. Because of streams I have not seen :D! I love this story!
somebody needs to animate this.
Hey HighlightsCubed!
I've seen a few of your videos around lately and noticed a few iffy things about the video quality.
If you can afford the extra time/space/bandwidth to do so, I'd recommend that you look into downloading the streams directly from Twitch. I've never done this myself, although I know there are tools that are meant do this. It should really help to improve the look of the videos.
In WA if you call 000 to report that someones contemplating suicide, they send 2 ambulances, 1 fly car, 3 police cars and (depends if you're living in a rural town), a highway patrol car. If the person who is contemplating suicide is under the age of 18, a DCP car is dispatched.
Well thats what I've been told has happened before.
Fly car?
+T-Fyre fly car.
T-Fyre A "fly-car" is a type of vehicle used by Ambulance services as a first response vehicle. It is usually either an SUV or an Estate car, but has a siren, lightbar and is full of medical equipment but its not capable of carrying patients. It is usually driven by Paramedic Supervisors. Google "ambulance fly car"
Oh, so that's what those Forester and Falcon wagon ambulances are then.
In hot places which are in poverty though they just use flies.
Can you do a vid of Matt trying to explain cars (and other shit like E =mc2)
Nathan Burgess That was Jon (MATN).
1 Year today lol. Didn't even realize
That last story is toats me though
That was amazing
Mattophobia smoked paper before stomady did!
Wooo, 6000 subs!
RIP outro song.
Hahaha I'm watching this in bed these are the best bed time story's ever! XD
That livestream is still the best nerdcubed video ever and I will fight anyone that disagrees with me (not really I'm fat and I bruise easily)
which stream was this. i cant find it on unofficial nerd cubed live
Matt reminds me of Karl pilkington in this for some reason
4:37 what does Matt mean by a stroy about 3 people??
Oh man.
wow i miss the old exit music
i watch your video like a religion on your other channels and just found this one. i got a question though can i watch these live streams ?
omg that last one! 😂
My friend smoked a tea bag once
I like how these stories are probably not real.
Simme Rocky honestly they sound genuine enough
Wasps taught Matt French
#haveawank bring it back
MOOOOAAAAARRR
Drunk stream ????
+James Gilmour Tired stream
Is Matt's friend Lewis from the yogscast?
What did he say that she said at 0:20 ?
Can I get a timestamp on these storie moments? I wanna see how the chat reacted
+Aragorn195 I rewatched the VOD the day after and the chat reactions are awesome but I don't know the exact time stamps. It was later though, like at the 3:30 mark.
Or, "How Dan accidentally SWATed his girlfriend"
0:20 - 0:39 I'm not the only who doesn't know what the fuck Matt just said right? (or what he says in general?)
I had to pause because a 25 minute storm that wasn't scary and my elderly gay neighbor agrees. UA-cam automatically reset the video sadly.
There is a guy at my school who smokes tampons
Someone link this to Jay
The cancer one...
What's with the whole #danknobedemma
#HaveAWank
how old is Matt?
the guy with curls 12
#Haveawank
At the time of this comment there were 69 comments, so I am going to say it. HAH!!!!
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Gavin Blue get rekt
I smoke PAPER i died
wait... i dont understand story 1