How I offended a Girl on Bumble | Stand up comedy Ft. Anand Rathnam
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- Опубліковано 19 тра 2022
- Hey guys, I'm out with another video and again I only choose to talk about how I screw up around women. Please watch it and share it if you like the video.
Venue - The Habitat
Editing and Sound mixing - @JoteenPatroBad
Check out his funny videos.
Written and Performed by - Anand Rathnam
Instagram - / anand_rathnam - Комедії
We all are Swiping
She is recruiting 😂😂😂😂
Awesome lines
It's also nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
@@selenophile5256 true
So much power they are having🤣🤣
@@weirdbunney5500 i look
@@selenophile5256 if women had to chase men would know how many are creepy. Unfortunately biology doesn't work that way.
Gayatri isn't watching. Because a girl with Gayatri face doesn't watch stand-up comedy! 🤣
She actually does. First hand experience
Gayathri*..
🍷😆😆👍 Good point actually!
Broo.. 😂😂
Good one😹😹
Kids my age have turned unacademy into dating app 😂
frrr😭😂
Lol...I know some🤣
fr
Gayatri can you forward me your notes.
Yeah man, I don’t even see the comments. Cringe ho jata.
I left swiped a guy on Tinder, Minder, Aisle, Bumble and every other app you can imagine and then he messaged me on LinkedIn 😂😂
Hey
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 what hey dumba$$
😂
Thats 100% effort, u should give atleast give him the chance of guessing ur name maybe..
@@bhuvneshsingh6218 living the "every app is a dating app for us" vibe. Nahi pategi bhai.
the last time i played the guessing game. it was AIEEE exam and my rank was 3.3L
it was awesome 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 after that AIEEE forgot it's existence
That's my CTC 😂
This time it's like he cracked CAT with 99.99999%ile, but screwed up in the interview :D
I’m going to do same . Wish me guys
@@shubhamahesh7880 haha all the best I hope you will have great luck
Everyone guessed the name Fatima correctly so accurate 😂
Totally agreed! Where do u live ?
@@smangatsingh lmao
😅😅😅💯💯
@@smangatsingh dude lolll
This guy is actually intelligent, loved every word.
Amd how do you know that??
WTF is wrong with you? 😂😂 intelligent boldiya just from one video of standup comedy.
This guy is his dad
Mystery solved , case closed😂
Loved it! 😂 Especially that line "Indian guys try to make every app into a dating app" so accurate 🙈
Totally agreed, by the way where do you live? 😂
@@samitsinha3349 😂
@@samitsinha3349😂 lmao 🤣
One girl told me she was getting marriage proposals on LinkedIn 😂
'if she robs a bank i just have to tell the police that it was gayatri"
lmao dead
The fact that he told garima face perfectly 😂😂😂
hahahaha
@@garimakukreti9577 Garima 😆
@@garimakukreti9577 🤣😂
@@garimakukreti9577 😂😂emotional damage
@@garimakukreti9577 See he was right that's a Garima pose in your DP.
Anand being hilarious and killing as usual
It's nice to see a man point out how creepy some men can be
That Fatima joke had me😂
Yeah it had me too , btw, where do u live
@@anahita-bn6cy 😂😂😂dude
hi fatima
This guy took Gayatri to the top of the world and then pushed her to the ground...
My name doing Cameo in Stand up...not bad 😂😂😂....Great work man 👏🏻👏🏻
Also do you pose like how he described 😂😂😂
He rightly said “Every app is a dating app for us”
Nahi pategi bhai 😂😂
totally agreed, where do you live?
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣
@@kafkaesque69 🤣🤣🤣
super tight set dude, glad to have discovered you
Indeed
I was not expecting it to be this good. If you ever come across a very pretty girl, This stand up is your 10 min gig to cancel out all men in line, Anand.
We all are swiping
She is recruiting 😂
Had me rollin🤣🤣
It's rare I get through a whole video without forwarding
This is too goooood
goddamn!! This was an awesome set.. funny & equally relatable.. I distinctively remember someone matching this Gayatri trope from my school days.. most of these girls are named after goddesses eg. Bhagyalakshmi, Manjulatha, Adhyashree, etc. all the pious & good girls of the class.. 😅
i loved that you used the word 'trope'
The problem he stated with dating apps was so true lol.
Hit the the like button When he said we all have imagined Gayatri face and actually all we really did that 😂
Respect for u Man
those were nice jokes !!🤣🤣🤣
really nice jokes... title says about offending... but the real irony is how can anyone even be offended by this joke..
its a work of genius in progress... waiting for more of your stand-ups and jokes in future
keep it up buddy !!
Finally got to see an Indian stand-up video where both the title and content are in English!😂
That Gayathri face made me laugh a lot. Even looking at you, I got this Tamilian vibe for some reason. People judge so much by face lol
The way he talks he's either mallu or tamil
My sister's name is Gayathri (she's married) and I know that face he's talking about 🤣🤣
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
Frickin amazing dude! Cleverly-crafted jokes along with your gestures are a delight to watch
I see some guys replying :- "totally agreed , where do you live? " to the comments of some girls.
You guys are insane !
Totally agreed,where do you live?
Yes I noticed that too lol. cringe.
@@bhavanrana1123 😂😂
@@smollilbean not cringe that's sarcasm
@@noopur292 yes.. when I commented this I still hadn't watched the part where the comedian mentioned this joke, so i was reading the comments and thought the people commenting this were weird.
"My Rank 3.3 Lac ; Dude that's my CTC" Great Writing Buddy
Man I laughed so hard this 10 min, you are awesome!
Me toooo...😂
Totally agree! Where do you live?😂
Exactly where r u from😂😂😂
This was such a beautiful set. Poetic even.
I miss watching you Anand. I'm going to Bangalore this year, hope to watch you live shows ❤️
Same thing happened to me.. Some guy texted me on Instagram saying I saw ur comment on UA-cam with over 600likes so thought of texting u.. Another one I did payment from gpay & the guy started msging me continually for 3-4days on gpay itself.. So much of dedication😂
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
@@shahidrazajilani3712😅😅😅😅
Bro I seriously imagined Gyatri the way you described... it's awesome
That's was amazing.
Thoroughly enjoyed it.
This standup is so true, it's like yesterday me and my friend were talking the same thing 😅😂.
Bro 😂...This is the reality! So relatable man 🥹😂
honestly came to the video with lesser expectations you blew the roof of this place
Aanand you are amazing man 😂😂😂 made me laugh after decades 👍👍👍
Bro..... superb 🥳🥳 Gayatri should watch this video. 😂😂😂
I once worked for customer service chat on Amazon. The guy was hitting on me on customer service chat. He gave me his number 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and wanted to " know more" about me. I told thank u and connected him to us customer support 🤣
I didn't expect it to be this funny !!... Great job 👍
Love your set man!
😂awesome. Loved it!
this was fun. thanks for making this video!!
The fact that I'm a Gayatri and the person who sent me this video was Anand !
Woww wanna see your face ...how prettty you are ...that he inspired by you to make people laugh...😅
This made me to laugh whole day 🤣 😂... thank you so much bro....this made my day....
wow dude loved it❣!!! keep up the good work!! subscribed!
I am just subscribing your channel because of that line - we are swiping and pretty girls are recruiting. 👏👏👏👏🤣
How am I supposed to feel now? 😂😂
Wowww!🤣🤣 This is amazing!!
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?😅
Typing moment was majestic and appaled me in a good way 🤣
once a Gayatri, always a Gayatri😂
Loved this ! 😅😂
Good video could relate to so many things thanks for posting and making my day better 🥰
YES but why does he speak english? does he think his audience is english speaking? 🤪
Great set. Loved it❤
this was amazing, loved it!
The Instagram thing happens with me.
Everyone. Literally EVERYONE.
But the Zomato thing hasn't happened with me yet.
Great job man. Loved it😍
Amazing one.. very funny 😂😂😂
broo just awsome.... maja hi aa gya
Hahahaha, this is an epic stand up. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice piece. Cheers to you man.
Watched this in open mic 🎤 on repeat it is funny 😄
SuperDaSuper......Awesome yaar Awesome.....😁😁😁😁😁🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
once a guy guessed my name gogo on bumble
Dude I am not even kidding for real they message on whatever they can find 😂😂😂It's hilarious!!
Loved the set!
You nailed it ☺️☺️. Now I am a big fan of yours.
Boss upload more videos ! You are hilarious 😂
Dude 🙌🙌🙌u are the best....🥰😍i loved it.. After a long time i laughed so loudly 😅U made my day....
hahaa.. had a good laugh! great going man.
You rocked it!!🙌
Came back after months to say that the humour is still alive!!
Totally agreed. Btw where do you live?
such a great set man
Brilliant set!
My husband messaged me on LinkedIn then we met 😂
Thank you so much for this ... I was having a bad day and this video totally lifted my mood and made me Laugh ... Thank you once again ☺️
Superb humour bro.. ❤️❤️❤️
Cute story, enjoyed it.
This is your best work.. 👍👍
Don't consider the negative Comments...👏👏
after a long time i have watched a standup without a badword 👏👏👏😀
just brilliant!
Loved it 😊
बहुत ही बेहतरीन 🤣🤣
Highly underated 👑
Absolutely hilarious Anand.. Much respect from Shillong..and love that South indian/Bangalorean accent...
Great Set!
Great going Anand 👏😂😂
Keep it up brother....it was very funny✌️
Mens make every application a dating application 🙌🏻😂😂💯
Enjoyed a good stand up after a long time 😊
Gayatri reporting!
I've been asked out on google pay because I made the mistake of buying something from a supermarket and payinv via UPI. The shopkeeper wouldn't leave me alone 🙃
superb video laughed a lot.😅😅😅😅
Intelligent and funny😂 and genuine unlike most other forced kadi lines of other stand ups! And that "Gayatri face" man I relate to using that technique and half the ppl i know dont get it and they act like mayb i m cracked paavam....so it was gr8 to hear those lines...!
When I am going to watch this video iam like plz God this video will never end just going like this laughter😂
When you did the "Fatima" bit, I instantly flashbacked to watching Brain games on natgeo on tv....
Man !! XD
Masterpiece 🔥🔥
Bro, enjoyed this thoroughly, keep rocking :)
Anand you're the best😂😂😂😂
With every word a guy says, they offend a girl somewhere in the world.
I can guess your name
Also, where do you stay ?
More like, a guy's existence in this world offends some girl somewhere.
Totally agreed, where do you live?
@@archi7373 it also goes otherwise. 🗿 Some men hate women and some women hate men. 🗿
@@jaychoudhary6587 😂😂😂