I still have to come watch this video a few times a year. The song stays in rotation on my phone, but the video could be a damn movie. Storytelling at its finest. #DetroitsBest
The first time I watched this video/heard this song, I was like 13 haha. It was late af at night and I was so scared to sleep because I didn't wanna dream about this shit 🤣🤣🤣
Can someone tell me why this music video is suddenly in black in white? I'm pretty sure it was released and uploaded in color. Is it because of UA-cams new content policies?
Last night we had a one night stand But when I woke up in the morning I missed you You see, all I'm saying is "Can I see you again?" 'Cause when you left you took a part of me with you [Verse] It's like it's an urban legend, his mistake Her confession, how 'bout it for a first impression How 'bout it, with the Birkin looking perfectly measured Looking certain as ever like she got her purpose together, whatever Him? He was like a typical thug Hat and glasses, he had to bag the baddest bitch at the club He had a way with his words, a certain - how should I put it? "Je ne sais quoi" is how the French bitches would mention him Never known for loving 'em all, having 'em driving his cars Having 'em in the mall on his budget balling Him tryna call her is the part of the issue He said that when she left she took a part of him with her He ain't a stranger to the one night stand If you loving 'em, you's a sucker, that's the one night saying But why give him the wrong number and fuck him later on girls That's all I'm saying, let me tell you how they met He approached her with the usual swagger "How you doing? Blahzay-blee-blah-blah-blah" - the usual blabber Now that the ice is broken it's time to get linked He asked her if he could buy her a drink, she nodded to him and said "I don't really drink but thank you for the offer Let me buy you one and we can finish talking How 'bout some Patron, and have him fill the cup up And when you finish up we can get into something" He like it's easy as pie, you see it in his eyes He tryna turn her out tonight and leave her where she lies Tell his friend he hung her out to dry Another bitch taps him on the shoulder and he turns around surprised She said, "How you doing? I think I know you from somewhere Yes, I do, don't you drive that Mercedes out there You was driving by me one day I was walking You pulled over to me and we started talking" While they talking shorty one grabbed something out her Birkin Tossed it in his drink and watched it sink to the surface Shorty number two kept talking like she was tryna stall him Long enough for that thing to dissolve in One gives the signal, two says "Who's this?" He's like, "Sorry, I'm rude" then introduces One to two - they start hitting it off Just like he wants 'em to, it's wonderful He thinking, she's a skeezer, she's just easy They both probably bi, so this should lead to a threesome They both probably high 'cause neither one of 'em drinking They both keep giggling so you know what he thinking He swallows his Patron shot, sets the cup on top The bar like we gon' fucking party, don't stop One cues two then, says, "Where your ride at?" He says, "Hey, I let valet decide that" They laugh, they leave, he says, "Mami, drive that I'm tired or I'm high, I just wanna lie back" They get to the hotel, they get on the elevator He ain't feeling so well like "Fuck it, I'll get better later" They get in the room and start taking off they clothes Dude stepping out his shoes while he checking out the hoes He's sick so he sits, one says "Lay down" Two says, "I'll take off his clothes, okay now?" He loses consciousness, he dreams of number two riding him Sliding up and down with no condom Number one sucking on his dick using both hands Both hoes dressed like nurses, I guess they role playing He comes to as the room circles and comes to a stop He's not certain or not is he still dreaming He feels numb so he looks down and sees That he's laying in a tub, full of ice from his knees To his waist, in a bathroom with grief on his face He feeling like he too weak to move so he waits He feels around and notices a piece of paper sticking to the tub From his bitches and it's written in his blood (What the fuck is this?) He panics, he screams, "Oh God, what's happening?" More reading, less praying, no time for rationing The letter reads, "Never ask for shit 'Cause you can get more than you ask for, we have your dick" The letter reads, "Never ask for shit 'Cause you can get more than you ask for, we have your dick"
The smoothness with which he tells the story while at the same time maintaining an insane complex and natural sounding rhyme scheme is absolute genius
Indeed!
THE MOST UNDERRATED RAPPER OF ALL TIME
+ItsMikeyyyg word
It’s sad because if he was around in the early 90’s and he was bringing this shit out he’d b one of the best of all time?
Only rapper to match Eminem in every aspect on songs
THE best story telling of all time in rap history
Shane Magilton ever heard of Slick Rick ?
Bear lmfao slick was good for the 80s and he paved the way but cmon slick couldnt fuck with royce on his worste day
Eminem stan was a great story
Storytelling at its best
I still have to come watch this video a few times a year. The song stays in rotation on my phone, but the video could be a damn movie. Storytelling at its finest. #DetroitsBest
Just heard this on spotify while delivering pizzas. I was so shook
Now you literally know “how the sausage is made” 😰
Im on the greyhound...
Never ask for shit because you might get more than you asked for we have your dick!
It’s 2021 & I’m still watching the greatest story ever told
This songs gave me the chills
One of my favorite Royce tracks but my OCD kicks in every time i hear him say "sinks to the surface"
Lol, same. Thought i was the only one.
i thought it as well made no sense
Surface of the glass. Makes perfect sense.
One of the best storytime songs of all time
This is one of those underrated rap beats.
Storytelling at its finest
Masterful storytelling. Criminal that sings like this dont get the shine they deserve. Conceptually and sonically damn near perfect.
Sounds like a rough night.
Joe Sheppard understatement of the year
Rough? MANS DICK WAS CUT THE FUCK OFF!!
@@brandonhargraves3853 Yeah... That's the point. Lmao
@@i2Shea 😂🤣😂
The brilliant thing is when you hear the song for the first time, the chorus sounds completely different at the end of the song, absolutely fire !
Still one of the dopest tracks no matter how many times I listen to it
Favorite Royce song bro storytelling is insane
That was one hell of a story.... Rhymed very well.
No!!! This shit. Keeps me sober during one a night stand.
I haven't been this mindblown by a song since Stan
Stan lol
So underrated it’s 2020 and this is still a banger!
I still blast this shit.....
2021 im still here and it's still the best story with true events and give men and young men a mind opener....think before reacting...
I was not expecting that ending...
Was that Ortiz and Budden at the beginning?
yea
Royce is by far the best rapper in SlaughterHouse
so underrated.... this deserves more views
He's bars are Very underated🙏👊🎉💫
track wild as hell!!
Best royce flow
The first time I watched this video/heard this song, I was like 13 haha. It was late af at night and I was so scared to sleep because I didn't wanna dream about this shit 🤣🤣🤣
I was here 8 years ago.... seems like a lifetime
Been trying to find this for ages
Royce da 5 9's music is like a hit and miss,to me his best album was built and destroy
I remember when I first heard this I had no idea it was going to end like this
Pinnacle of lyricism
one of his best story telling raps yet with one of his lowest views wtf. especially after 8 years
Watching old Chappelle's Show eps since they just added them to Netflix and realized @skeemaholic is the Truf spokesman on Season 1, Episode 4.
Best of Five Nine 🎉🎉🎉🎉it the story telling and complex and on Pa rhymes
Can someone tell me why this music video is suddenly in black in white? I'm pretty sure it was released and uploaded in color. Is it because of UA-cams new content policies?
Nah bro black white and red
Well this turned literal real quick...
I was always looking forward to part 2 or the next chapter 😅😂 thought he was starting a series or something the way this comes on. That was like 08/09
“He approached her with the usual swagger, how you doin’ blahzay blee blah blah blah the usual blabber” 🔥🔥🔥
New Royce Da 5'9" shiz!
why they keep deleting the video it had almost 2 mil views
Absolutely wild that this only has 143k views in 8 years. More people need to know about this.
we had that convo about 5-9 with Hollywood
The video seem so dark but obviously Royce was dope with the flow 👍🏿
Cardi B like: “This Nigga SPITTIN” 😂
2021 still here🔝
this song freaked me the fuck out when i first heard it lol
Whatsup with uploading a track not produced by Preem?
is this gonna get taken down doe?
Dope AF
Joell the bartender! lol
how the fuck does this track have only 74k views? what a shame....
this song is against them modern rap songs where they keep talkin bout takin girls home from the club
i dont get it , why recycle this video... is this not the official prhyme youtube. if not which one is
CRAZY!!!!!
This is so underrated
#RAW #DOPE!...whatever happened to hip hop?
been a fan since 06
Love...it the pleasure is all mine fi nine...
wow the story is twisted lol fuc that is sick gj man nice track.
Cardi B wildin
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bro
Lmfao
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This song is not disbursed
Deep!
OOooWooOO
🐺
💯⚔️💯
🔥
Sick but ingenious.
The actor in the vid really thought he lost his junk lol
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Moral of the story be careful who you sleep with and how you treat women....
Tellement profond 🚀👋
first time finding THIS! FUCCCK
غايب من الجامعة هاه :)
HOW ABOUT IT.
Is that joe bud dens in the video lmao
Yea, and Joel Ortiz is the bartender as well! SLAUGHTERHOUSE 🐷
What the fuck 100k??? This song is an all timer
Genius
Damn looking at the video now. Joe Budens just sitting in the bar and joel ortiz playing the barman 😅
Why the fuck does this only have 82k views
Royce is a wild boi lmao
Too hard
That’s dark as hell be careful who you smashed when females could be scary
This classic sounds like it could’ve been on Death is Certain
Last night we had a one night stand
But when I woke up in the morning I missed you
You see, all I'm saying is "Can I see you again?"
'Cause when you left you took a part of me with you
[Verse]
It's like it's an urban legend, his mistake
Her confession, how 'bout it for a first impression
How 'bout it, with the Birkin looking perfectly measured
Looking certain as ever like she got her purpose together, whatever
Him? He was like a typical thug
Hat and glasses, he had to bag the baddest bitch at the club
He had a way with his words, a certain - how should I put it?
"Je ne sais quoi" is how the French bitches would mention him
Never known for loving 'em all, having 'em driving his cars
Having 'em in the mall on his budget balling
Him tryna call her is the part of the issue
He said that when she left she took a part of him with her
He ain't a stranger to the one night stand
If you loving 'em, you's a sucker, that's the one night saying
But why give him the wrong number and fuck him later on girls
That's all I'm saying, let me tell you how they met
He approached her with the usual swagger
"How you doing? Blahzay-blee-blah-blah-blah" - the usual blabber
Now that the ice is broken it's time to get linked
He asked her if he could buy her a drink, she nodded to him and said
"I don't really drink but thank you for the offer
Let me buy you one and we can finish talking
How 'bout some Patron, and have him fill the cup up
And when you finish up we can get into something"
He like it's easy as pie, you see it in his eyes
He tryna turn her out tonight and leave her where she lies
Tell his friend he hung her out to dry
Another bitch taps him on the shoulder and he turns around surprised
She said, "How you doing? I think I know you from somewhere
Yes, I do, don't you drive that Mercedes out there
You was driving by me one day I was walking
You pulled over to me and we started talking"
While they talking shorty one grabbed something out her Birkin
Tossed it in his drink and watched it sink to the surface
Shorty number two kept talking like she was tryna stall him
Long enough for that thing to dissolve in
One gives the signal, two says "Who's this?"
He's like, "Sorry, I'm rude" then introduces
One to two - they start hitting it off
Just like he wants 'em to, it's wonderful
He thinking, she's a skeezer, she's just easy
They both probably bi, so this should lead to a threesome
They both probably high 'cause neither one of 'em drinking
They both keep giggling so you know what he thinking
He swallows his Patron shot, sets the cup on top
The bar like we gon' fucking party, don't stop
One cues two then, says, "Where your ride at?"
He says, "Hey, I let valet decide that"
They laugh, they leave, he says, "Mami, drive that
I'm tired or I'm high, I just wanna lie back"
They get to the hotel, they get on the elevator
He ain't feeling so well like "Fuck it, I'll get better later"
They get in the room and start taking off they clothes
Dude stepping out his shoes while he checking out the hoes
He's sick so he sits, one says "Lay down"
Two says, "I'll take off his clothes, okay now?"
He loses consciousness, he dreams of number two riding him
Sliding up and down with no condom
Number one sucking on his dick using both hands
Both hoes dressed like nurses, I guess they role playing
He comes to as the room circles and comes to a stop
He's not certain or not is he still dreaming
He feels numb so he looks down and sees
That he's laying in a tub, full of ice from his knees
To his waist, in a bathroom with grief on his face
He feeling like he too weak to move so he waits
He feels around and notices a piece of paper sticking to the tub
From his bitches and it's written in his blood (What the fuck is this?)
He panics, he screams, "Oh God, what's happening?"
More reading, less praying, no time for rationing
The letter reads, "Never ask for shit
'Cause you can get more than you ask for, we have your dick"
The letter reads, "Never ask for shit
'Cause you can get more than you ask for, we have your dick"
"you took a part of me with you" Da fuq!???
sick
Classic
Stll watching
Dope
This would've been perfect for BET Uncut......
Skoops
O SHITTTTTTTTT 😆😆😆
This shit gave me trust issues ..
On3 lOv3
🎶🎶🎶
That scary
Damn..
Woahhhh...
"Sink to the surface" 🤔
Ahh I fucking love this shit but sink to the surface bruh? Bruhhh?