Tilt: a Lillia Story: *starts the game giving Zwag first blood (before video start). 3:08: Lillia runs to fight Zwag at scuttle, gets there late, fails, and dies. 3:50: She respawns and spots a low health Zwag on her Krug Nuggets, chases him, and dies. She is now 0/3/0 before 5 mins, all self-inflicted. 7:41: Zwag runs into Drag pit, steals Dragon, gets a double kill, and saves all teammates. Lillia flashes away. 8:53: Instead of farming her own camps, Lillia looks to steal Zwag's Chicken Tenders and finds nothing. She then at 9:13 moves to *checks notes* proxy mid lane and promptly dies. "Ok, she's tilted. I guess that Dragon play mental boomed her." 9:43: Renekton says gg and that Lillia is inting. Me: *Checks ahead to see if they surrender early with an ARAM added on or something. Yes, there's a game 2. 10:33: "I don't know what she could be tilted about, though: every single death was her fault; it's not like her laners didn't rotate." Zwag's commentary matches the happenings 100%. 10:47: Zwag kills Renekton in under 3 seconds. Oh no. Lillia then runs into top lane and ints. They backtalk in all chat to each other for a bit. If you don't have snacks, it's a good time to pause for them here. 12:26: Lillia is standing still in mid while all-chatting, and Zwag walks over and kills her. 13:23: Lillia respawns, finds Zwag in her bot jungle, panics, and dies. 13:57: Zwag instigates more all-chatting. Continue eating snacks if any are left. 14:50: Free Venison Delivery Blast Plant. + *Happy Zwag Noises. Lillia continues all-chatting after. 17:10: Lillia kills Vayne (her first kill) and then... dies, I guess. She is now 1/9/0. 17:39: The life of an ADC documentary in a few seconds. Lillia dies again later, but I don't feel like timestamping. 19:05: Zwag drives the car through Renekton as they FF. 19:20 - Game 2 Start: Jax vs. Riven. Day 50 of asking Zwag to play full move speed Yorick, because no one ever seen a 'Rick run so fast.
You could tell the Lillia was 12-14ish as he/she kept using blue collar as a reference to being poor but blue collar workers make 100k+ yearly after a couple years experience.
Depends on the job. If you're a technician, mechanic, or work for a unionized company that's often true. But if you're a cashier or the like you're probably SOL on promotions or even COLA raises. Also, there's plenty of "white collar"/office jobs that work the same way, so calling someone "blue collar" as an insult means you probably don't have much job experience at all. No shot this Lillia is gainfully employed.
Even beyond that, why the fuck would you even use that as an insult when our whole society is reliant on "bluecollars"? She really think she would be living in a society if it werent for construction workers etc. Humanity would have easily survived without "whitecollars", but take away our shelters and cities, no chance.
She not even saying she rich, she said that she is a uni student that gonna get a job with 5 times more salary than Zwag after some years. Like what ????
I expected fake clickbait chat rage and I was not disappointed. The dude typed nothing to Zwag, he was raging at everyone else. Gotta love the kid's "in 5 years I'll earn" line though. Nothing is guaranteed except your University debt.
I think the funniest "insult" I ever got was that I was "clearly unemployed" because I was "playing League in the middle of a Tuesday." I'm a full time student in university with an internship and I happened to be on break. Also, I was like "aren't you playing right now too though?" 😂 It's always the most boring people you've ever met who think it's okay to talk like that! Show some damned respect! Edit: I wrote this before Lillia said they were a "professional student" (aka an idiot)! I wanted to clarify that I didn't see myself as "better" for being in college, I just wanted to make the point that the person's "insult" was kind of useless because I was on break from my usual business, and also that they were playing as well so it was double-useless. Nobody has to go to college! It's only useful if you want to have a better title (Dr.) or if you want to pursue a profession that requires extensive studying! The trades are absolutely useful and beneficial to society and we would not have such a comfortable life without blue collar workers! They are the backbone of society and we owe them very much! Sorry if anyone read my comment and thought I was siding with the Lillia about the dumbass college thing!
It's always a mirror. Only the people desperate to climb give a fuck what you do, how much money you have or what your status in life is. Meanwhile trump is out here hawking scams, paying out damages for rapes, poisoning himself and others, getting shot at like he raped the Mafia Bosses daughter ( possible) and either leading every Ally into rotting in prison, revealing them out to be greedy grifters who then get sued, or pissing them off by constantly insulting them. If that's a billionaire, do you really think your life is going to become less complicated, less sad, more meaningful and happy by being one?
@@nomoretwitterhandles I work nightshift and once had someone ask me basically the same thing -- "why are you playing during school hours?" and I just pointed out that just about any adult working a dayshift would think of those same hours as "work hours," so he must have been a kid. He got _really_ mad at that.
There was a moment where I was like, aw, Lilia's had a bad game and her team's flaming her while she's trying her best, that sucks, but at least she's staying calm and civil. I started planning out my comment on the video in my head, complimenting her. A minute later, oof.
i actually ran jax electrocute it risk reward kind of style you can burst so hard but you gotta pray you get those domination stacks or else you are gonna end up inting
Pretty sure an electrician with correct certification in NA can earn upwards of 150k a year rather easily. People underestimate blue collar jobs and forget, that while your stock management company might fold, blue collars will always find a job quite easily.
lol some people get mad and just say the dumbest things ever out there " i will make your living in 5 years" like bro relax its just a game hahah keep the great work Zwag
this game illustrates pefectly the state of the game tons of rage quitters and RIOT wont do anything about it. They need to get an AI bot to take over for people leaving a bot that plays at the same level of the guy that left
Tilt: a Lillia Story:
*starts the game giving Zwag first blood (before video start).
3:08: Lillia runs to fight Zwag at scuttle, gets there late, fails, and dies.
3:50: She respawns and spots a low health Zwag on her Krug Nuggets, chases him, and dies. She is now 0/3/0 before 5 mins, all self-inflicted.
7:41: Zwag runs into Drag pit, steals Dragon, gets a double kill, and saves all teammates. Lillia flashes away.
8:53: Instead of farming her own camps, Lillia looks to steal Zwag's Chicken Tenders and finds nothing. She then at 9:13 moves to *checks notes* proxy mid lane and promptly dies. "Ok, she's tilted. I guess that Dragon play mental boomed her."
9:43: Renekton says gg and that Lillia is inting.
Me: *Checks ahead to see if they surrender early with an ARAM added on or something. Yes, there's a game 2.
10:33: "I don't know what she could be tilted about, though: every single death was her fault; it's not like her laners didn't rotate." Zwag's commentary matches the happenings 100%.
10:47: Zwag kills Renekton in under 3 seconds. Oh no. Lillia then runs into top lane and ints. They backtalk in all chat to each other for a bit. If you don't have snacks, it's a good time to pause for them here.
12:26: Lillia is standing still in mid while all-chatting, and Zwag walks over and kills her.
13:23: Lillia respawns, finds Zwag in her bot jungle, panics, and dies.
13:57: Zwag instigates more all-chatting. Continue eating snacks if any are left.
14:50: Free Venison Delivery Blast Plant. + *Happy Zwag Noises. Lillia continues all-chatting after.
17:10: Lillia kills Vayne (her first kill) and then... dies, I guess. She is now 1/9/0.
17:39: The life of an ADC documentary in a few seconds. Lillia dies again later, but I don't feel like timestamping.
19:05: Zwag drives the car through Renekton as they FF.
19:20 - Game 2 Start: Jax vs. Riven.
Day 50 of asking Zwag to play full move speed Yorick, because no one ever seen a 'Rick run so fast.
You* forgot the best part.
12:40 *kills Lillia* "That's a weird looking cannon. It had four legs; it didn't have wheels."
This Lillia is kinda cute lol
"free venison delivery blast plant" :D
"Oh yeah!? W-well, I bet you don't even have a chauffeur! S-so _there!"_ D:
Need u on every rage chat vid thanks
Calling Zwag Poor is like calling Diddy innocent
Hey now, don't start. That's a slippery path you are going down 😂
@@RaveTheo yeah like why would Zwag need that much money for can't be just buying things
@@RaveTheo Not as slippery as Diddy's floor
About as slippery as 1k bottles of lube LOOOL
@@ma-arly maybe zwag wants to buy baby oil
"Professional Student" was probably the funniest thing I've read this week, hahaha
If her mentality at Uni is like this then she wont finish it for sure.
Basically your average uni student.
The arrogance talking down to the blue-collar guy lol
- yasuo gets two tower shots and dies
Zwag: typical yasuo player
- Zwag gets two tower shots and dies
Also Zwag: Renekton oneshoted me
typical zwag missplay
To be fair renekton stunned him just at the edge of the turret range
You could tell the Lillia was 12-14ish as he/she kept using blue collar as a reference to being poor but blue collar workers make 100k+ yearly after a couple years experience.
Depends on the job. If you're a technician, mechanic, or work for a unionized company that's often true. But if you're a cashier or the like you're probably SOL on promotions or even COLA raises.
Also, there's plenty of "white collar"/office jobs that work the same way, so calling someone "blue collar" as an insult means you probably don't have much job experience at all. No shot this Lillia is gainfully employed.
Nah they are likely some college freshman that thinks they are better than blue-collar workers.
Even beyond that, why the fuck would you even use that as an insult when our whole society is reliant on "bluecollars"? She really think she would be living in a society if it werent for construction workers etc. Humanity would have easily survived without "whitecollars", but take away our shelters and cities, no chance.
@@n3v3rforgott3n9 im telling you it's probably someone studying nursing, they always got something to say for some reason
@@simian9200Is a cashier considered blue collar? In my area cashiers are paid terribly.
12:42 "Weird looking cannon" DAYUM
That rich and playing without skins? This Lillia’s capping
They always are especially those who can't think of any other insult but "you poor"
She not even saying she rich, she said that she is a uni student that gonna get a job with 5 times more salary than Zwag after some years. Like what ????
I expected fake clickbait chat rage and I was not disappointed. The dude typed nothing to Zwag, he was raging at everyone else.
Gotta love the kid's "in 5 years I'll earn" line though. Nothing is guaranteed except your University debt.
Yep I was enjoying the few videos we got that weren't click bait toxicity thumbnails lol. But back to these today
“Did Zwag Xerath get the first Drake?”
Yes, he stole it!
In the second game, he missed a caster minion
Lose Streak: 1
Thanks Kyle!
Poor Lillia, doesn't deserve to be controlled by a Redditor this badly.
I would immediately stop playing jungle and main support.
So I’m a construction worker building greenhouses making $40+ an hour i find it a little hard that lillia would make more then me lmao
29:45 Dubstep ignite is a throwback!
I’ve seen people use this cope in game. Bro we all know you’re 15 and deliver pizzas calm down
I think the funniest "insult" I ever got was that I was "clearly unemployed" because I was "playing League in the middle of a Tuesday." I'm a full time student in university with an internship and I happened to be on break. Also, I was like "aren't you playing right now too though?" 😂 It's always the most boring people you've ever met who think it's okay to talk like that! Show some damned respect!
Edit: I wrote this before Lillia said they were a "professional student" (aka an idiot)! I wanted to clarify that I didn't see myself as "better" for being in college, I just wanted to make the point that the person's "insult" was kind of useless because I was on break from my usual business, and also that they were playing as well so it was double-useless. Nobody has to go to college! It's only useful if you want to have a better title (Dr.) or if you want to pursue a profession that requires extensive studying! The trades are absolutely useful and beneficial to society and we would not have such a comfortable life without blue collar workers! They are the backbone of society and we owe them very much! Sorry if anyone read my comment and thought I was siding with the Lillia about the dumbass college thing!
It's always a mirror. Only the people desperate to climb give a fuck what you do, how much money you have or what your status in life is. Meanwhile trump is out here hawking scams, paying out damages for rapes, poisoning himself and others, getting shot at like he raped the Mafia Bosses daughter ( possible) and either leading every Ally into rotting in prison, revealing them out to be greedy grifters who then get sued, or pissing them off by constantly insulting them. If that's a billionaire, do you really think your life is going to become less complicated, less sad, more meaningful and happy by being one?
@@nomoretwitterhandles I work nightshift and once had someone ask me basically the same thing -- "why are you playing during school hours?" and I just pointed out that just about any adult working a dayshift would think of those same hours as "work hours," so he must have been a kid. He got _really_ mad at that.
Zwag is comfortably in his Storm Surge era and I am here for it
NOT THE WALMART CASHIERS QUOTE COMING BACK OUT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zwag did the jungler special, diving the enemy under turret and feeding the enemy a kill + buffs lol
And then blame the laner when it's a vlad.
16:21 wow the crab used dash move to buffer stun
"weird cannon, had four legs didn't have wheels" LMFAO I CAN'T
18:15 i called swifties because fun! but mercs would've been smart.
Always go for the fun option though!
Lillia got that “I’m not driving, I’m traveling” type energy 🥴
“I kinda messed up my combo…also I kinda got scared” loved this
I remember the game you are talking about when they called your team walmart greeters
Zwag really liking his one shot builds these days.
Love the Dubstep Ignite shout out. I miss UberDanger
Hail of Blades is my fav Udyr to play. He is weak early game but after 2 items becomes monster.
Second skin of the day: Classic Udyr.
Hearing a Starfox Adventure remix brings me such joy lol
There was a moment where I was like, aw, Lilia's had a bad game and her team's flaming her while she's trying her best, that sucks, but at least she's staying calm and civil. I started planning out my comment on the video in my head, complimenting her. A minute later, oof.
Thanks for the great vid Zwag!
i actually ran jax electrocute it risk reward kind of style you can burst so hard but you gotta pray you get those domination stacks or else you are gonna end up inting
I love these one shot builds
Hit em with the John Dyr
Professional student explains a lot. The brainrot is real.
2:48 plus 2 turret shots at lvl 4, not really renekton things =))
This udyr giving off john wick vibes
Pretty sure an electrician with correct certification in NA can earn upwards of 150k a year rather easily. People underestimate blue collar jobs and forget, that while your stock management company might fold, blue collars will always find a job quite easily.
The Zelda music is my favorite!!!
That lillia was foaming at the mouth
29:42 Dubstep ignite.
I think the Lillia wasn't talking about you but the Renekton...
Zwag can get scared? Woah! That means his human nature is still intact! I though he lost is humanity for being this good.
Everytime Zwag tries to kill minions behind enemy tower, he dies 😅
Looking at the conversation I'm pretty sure she was calling Renekton poor.
14:53 dude had 3 levels above her, that counts as abuse at that point lol
Devious, love you zwag
Zwag Xerath sadly didn’t get all the grubs in game one
And lost no cannons in game two
Zwag play Leona top with heartsteel fimbulwinter ❤
SIKE!! This is actually a Jax video!! - Zwag probably
love these games
Whenever someone pulls the "I own you" card with wealth just hit em with "Shame you still can't afford class, maybe someday though I believe in you".
I had someone in my ranked game also say enjoy being blue collar and that he made more money than me😂😂😂😂😂
Bro thought he did something there😂
casually starts with 1 kill....
lol some people get mad and just say the dumbest things ever out there " i will make your living in 5 years" like bro relax its just a game hahah keep the great work Zwag
5:30 mote diff
POPDYR!!!
What should we expect for a Lillia named Liam Gallagher
Make a series
"Who's gonna rage? "
Then make fun of them, just like you do. But be happy knowing it is what it is.
Its so frustrating to watch you ping the gank, and the laner just sits there...
Lubowitz Extensions
We need blue collar.
Only a kid would think you can't make good money with a blue collar job.
Murazik Centers
this game illustrates pefectly the state of the game tons of rage quitters and RIOT wont do anything about it. They need to get an AI bot to take over for people leaving a bot that plays at the same level of the guy that left
Proof that money can't buy happiness 😂
His dad works at nintendo
Lilia player flexing he a student.
Jackeline Unions
Zwag should have told that lillia that college is a scam for people with her mental level...(had a worse insult but im being nice)
Kindred count
Count since the last video 142 days
Last record of 88, 222, 139, 63, 98, 21 days
For a minute I thought I'm early and there's kylebert
15:20 someone PLEASE find out which game this was lol!
*plays Udyr*
*ints within first 4 mins*
Turner Throughway
Voli, orhn and anivia... Who does the W represent?
Alrigth....Who gave the number of Pianta's editor to Zwag? Those thumbs looking sus...
(For all intents and purposes, this is a joke)
Just to let you know. I only hit the like button just because you said or else half way in. Lol
Aleen Turnpike
Lol the blue collar jokes... sure we dont make alot but i did retire at 30 and so far im having a decent life.
12:40 IJBOL
i wish he play to tilt his enemy or his own team again, it's been long time he did that on purpose.
renkton w cancel udyers shield
Too bad she couldn’t pay her way out of it.
Runolfsdottir Fork
Lilia was talking to her team not Zwag for all of those poor jokes comments..
Day 268 asking for full armor pen wukong
Bonk diff
yeah a rich guy that can be easily offended by a game
Woot Woot😊
Who's starting game without ghost 👀
Price Crescent
Rodrigo Stravenue
Alivia Hills
Rico Falls
Berge Isle
Day 1 request shotgun lux with the new lichbane
Day 209 full tank ekko
Play menace naafiri botlane 🤭
If you guessed swifties you're correct pat yourself on the back and hit the like button 👍
Nah xD lillia didnt call you poor, she is talking with renekton