10 Reasons You Should NEVER Get Ultrakill

Alternate title: V1 roasts you for 5 minutes
This video is satire btw, I love Ultrakill
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[@Mike-official]

i have 230 hours in ultrakill and I disapprove of this message

[@tamdash]

😭

[@Lottchen621]

@@tamdashi have 880 hours in ultrakill and i disapprove of this message

[@stormchasertheprotogen7109]

i have 532 hours and i agree with you

[@Acid_child]

@@stormchasertheprotogen7109I HAVE 2789 HOURS IN ULTRA KILL AND YOU SHOULD PLAY IT

[@travismak2423]

i have 403 hours, and i agree with you

[@hellofend4734]

the "mom" just having a fully folded up towel for hair on it's head is top tier silly

[@tamdash]

it's a goofy ahh video

[@ManlyKirby]

i have 250 hours on ultrakill and i've been trying to p-rank violent p-2 and i can say DO *NOT* GET ULTRAKILL IF YOU LOVE YOUR BRAIN

[@tamdash]

Fair, I can't wait to do that myself...

[@Gabriella117_]

"It kind of reminds me of your art skills"
i feel personally attacked

[@tamdash]

You're welcome

[@Goose-Verse]

the fact i've recently gotten better at art, i just feel offended /hj

[@tamdash]

@@Goose-Verse Go draw some trash, it'll be a good self portrait (I'm just messin don't worry)

[@dumbvillage9253]

Reason 11: DO play Ultrakill when the intrusive voices get too loud.

[@consumerofbepsi5254]

Reason 1 to not buy ultrakill: cant sex the robot

[@Steve_n360]

The last one is for game journalists

[@tamdash]

for real 🔥🔥🔥

[@Fortnite_noob200]

ur poppin off right now keep it up and u hit 1k trust

[@saifmohamed2967]

Only reason you should never get ultrakill is it consumes your life

[@audriusskebas3099]

Prepare to get destroyed by Batakanta using facts and logic.

[@igneo220]

lmao 10/10 I hope this blows up

[@tamdash]

Same

[@SOMETHING_TERRIBLE.]

number -1:
dont play ultrakill if you want to live a happy life

[@tamdash]

Nahhh the opposite

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

​@@tamdash no.

[@ZenithPeak1]

I got another one.
Don’t play ultrakill if your photosensitive

[@Dyedrainlet]

Hakita patata

[@XPastaCatX]

translates to chopped potato 😂

[@theworldofthestrangethings7599]

Very nice 👌
*The reasons* 👁👄👁

[@Fortnite_noob200]

bro should have said dont play if ur using MacDonalds wifi 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tamdash]

Yes

[@_xd0998]

one simple reason: dont buy if ur casual (even tho u can set the lowest difficulty ever)

[@keyztroke]

“Don’t play if you are eating.”
The pause button:

[@tamdash]

Uhhhhhh you... get the grease on your keyboard!!!

[@keyztroke]

@@tamdash my pinkie finger (the finger I don’t use for eating):

[@tamdash]

@@keyztroke ​ What if I chop of all your fingers? :)

[@rokorshaisunfunny]

@@tamdashyou got toes for a reason

[@tamdash]

@@rokorshaisunfunny ahhh hell nahh i aint playin ultrakill with my feet 💀

[@Pickletron275]

I use this as my adhd medicine

[@Zoom-xb4yd]

notice how he didnt mention sex cuz its a secret level in ultrakill, smh

[@ruff1e]

stone ocean ahh music

[@tamdash]

that's shocking, almost as if I used it

[@doguezter7047]

I have 360 hours and agree with all this points (i also would like to add the fact that i wouldn't recommend ultrakill for heterosexuals)

[@tamdash]

no straight people allowed

[@howdoiturnssj3]

Do NOT buy Ultrakill if you hate fun.

[@SmilingSnowboarder-qc4ys]

I have 1243 hours of playing ultrakill

[@tamdash]

How many hours in touching grass?

[@Mr-bw7yi]

Jokes on you pal
I didn't buy Ultrakill
I COMMIT ULTRAKILL
(my 1100 hours of play time is irrelevant)

[@tamdash]

I also love playing Ultrakill irl

[@andreidsavetf2]

I P ranked every level in 17 hours, I finished p1 and p2 when I had 34.

[@tamdash]

Clearly I'm just a skill issue my god

[@implayer2354]

As a person who has played ultrakill for 300+ hours don't buy the game, makes your entire steam library look like shit

[@maliciousflamingo2010]

number 8
just get youer
youer sister to buy it, thats what i did

[@SuHomunculoRiko]

that skibidi momento with Danse Macabre is how every gen except "gen a" feels when skibidi toilet

[@gavitronv7246]

0:20 rookie numbers I have 645.8 come back when you have at least 200
(the fact that literally none of this applies to me is funny)

[@tamdash]

I got this like 3 weeks ago 😭😭😭

[@gonnachangemychannel9449]

surprised it has low amount of views

[@Pickletron275]

1:07 MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE! *JUDGEMENT-* *DIE-* *THY END IS NOW-*

[@tamdash]

😭

[@PHOTON.thief.]

i habe 100 hours on iltrakill and i eholehewrtedly AGREE!!
edit: *have
*ultrakill
*wholeheartedly
:’-)

[@CatOfDeath]

Agreed. Get DUSK instead

[@tamdash]

As someone who's never played Dusk I cannot confirm

[@CatOfDeath]

@@tamdash Go and play then

[@helios2357]

"if you are a soyboy"
sir that is the entire fanbase.
we are all femboy foxes

[@tamdash]

"if you are an alpha male" is that better?

[@reedyea1358]

i got 432 hours.

[@YeaImDead1997]

Um,do you buy games boys?

[@a05polzar]

Yes, buy it! Play it! And enjoy it!

[@tamdash]

Buy it yes

[@YeaImDead1997]

I just download the game pirate because im poor 😿

[@tamdash]

Someone ended up pirating it and it was so good they just bought it so who knows

[@Fexxis_]

smhsmh you have less hours than me

[@Brainrotteruwu]

11. Don’t play ultrakill if you are cis/straight and want to remain that way :3

[@fardreverbtheshitter]

top 1reason to play ulterkrill:
The Sex mod

[@tamdash]

I love playing ulterkrill, for that reason too!

[@gunbitch]

you can play it if you don't buy it.

[@tamdash]

🤨

[@gunbitch]

@@tamdash do not tell the gay devs

[@tamdash]

@@gunbitch I can keep a secret from the gays 😉