Return of the POSTMAN - EAFC 25 Clubs Rebirth #3

Twin Dragons FC Rebirth (Episode 3)
FAKE TWEETS/NEWS
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0:57 r r r r r r's bicycle kick opener
6:53 Mew's porkchop banger
8:28 Freakmorph's long-range missile
26:46 Wokker's meg swazzer
TYPO: news date at 23:42 should be 4/20/31 not 4/20/30