Comedy Bang Bang: Jack Sjunior and Bryan Pieces from Carl's Lumberyard

The second appearance of Harris Wittels' character Jack Sjunior and the premiere of Adam Scott's character Bryan Pieces. This is from episode 120 ("Farts and Procreation") of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast.
Host: Scott Aukerman aka Hot Saucerman, etc.
Guests: Harris Wittels, Adam Scott, Chelsea Peretti
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[@lucyjohnston6838]

This is literally the funniest thing on the internet

[@robmc88]

that laugh at 12:41 makes me laugh every time.

[@bobsagetatemybaby]

This is my favorite moment on Comedy Bang Bang.

[@TeeAychEee]

18:18

[@garyfogel9530]

I still listen to this after 11 years. I miss you Harris.

[@davidburnham307]

The revelation where the realize they have slept with their own sisters is like the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@spicyxlilxman]

i start laughing when harris says "lion's share" and don't stop until 30 seconds after the clip ends.

[@andyz9793]

4:38

[@willcwhite]

I have listened to this so many times and the moment when Harris jumps in to say "Pieces" makes me laugh so hard every time and then I lose it at "Reese's"

[@iconoclast137]

yeah he just says it so deadpan

[@willclark6907]

Same

[@evanduty6150]

@ 15:50 It was during forest fire preparedness week 😂

[@PaperWill]

I boarded a crowded Tokyo train the SECOND he said “hamburgers” and couldn’t stop from laughing like a fucking psycho. 10/10

[@josephcunningham6567]

30, 2, & 35, our little miracle

[@xrsd]

FUCKING RIP

[@Joycrosserchannel]

I haven't been this sad about a celebrity passing for a long long time. :(

[@rome8180]

"You know, it was my sister. So it was...great."

[@matthewohanian7305]

12:41

[@eaj123]

Yesssssss

[@MsVikitty]

My favourite part.

[@williedillssf]

Listening to Harris lose it is my favorite thing

[@JoshPlumridge]

I pulled a muscle in my chest a week ago. It felt like I was dying, but every day it's gotten a little bit better. I just reversed every last bit of progress listening to this, and I have no regrets.

[@EnzianOfficial]

I really, really wish there was video of this.

[@thekarmapolice113]

12:40
I'm just leaving a bookmark for myself for the next time I want to hear Harris try to say "Carl Sjunior's Hamburgers" and then start laughing hysterically.

[@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO]

Well did you ever listen to it again?

[@PaperWill]

@@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO I did

[@MrAlfable]

24:15 always love this moment where Chelsea for a moment forgets it’s a bit.

[@55fivefive]

_That's what we call it in the biz (business)_

[@alwindsor7299]

Almost ten years later and this is still probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

I remember Bryan saying "It was right at that moment when he died" then me connecting that thought to the lumber falling on him being the cause of death.... best ever

[@jerrytaylor2118]

I love when they realize that they slept with their own sisters. Hilarious

[@andrewburt4543]

I do the lions share of the hiring and the firing is a phrase I think about constantly.

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

The world lost a comedy genius today... truly sad. This level of comedy is one in a million.

[@daytman1524]

"9-5... well, 9-5:30" is the funniest line in the world for me for some reason. It's the one that really sets me off for the rest of the bit.

[@the.seagull.35]

One of the true classic episodes in CBB history

[@pcs322]

"You wanna know what my dads name is?"
"What?"
"Reese's"
"....Okay?"

[@gcxlc]

rest in (reese's) pieces

[@lindaperrin5405]

ferry

[@rimmerproductions]

I sincerely can't even deal with Harris' passing. I feel like I lost an actual friend.

[@kirkrehm9972]

But you didn't, so don't try to horn in on the grieving for your own attention needs.

[@falsemath]

@@kirkrehm9972 for real, parasocial relationships are very unhealthy

[@peacekids319]

there is no way to describe the love i have for this bit. funny does not even BEGIN to cover it.

[@pancakepillow]

this skit had me rolling on the floor at work

[@iamhereblossom1588]

I had to turn this off when I listened at work because I could not even focus on work. I was just laughing way too much and everyone was just staring at me.

[@jackelman]

RIP Carl Sjunior

[@natedavis8322]

"Oh I should mention his last name is Sjunior, Carl Sjunior." bwahahaha

[@verde04]

This is Gold.
It´s all Harris Wittels's and Adam Scott's fault.

[@Eaudino23]

“Tues - Thurs Morning shows, 8 a.m.” 🤣 What?

[@nikkirebecca7125]

this makes me laugh so so much. Harris I miss you.

[@BenMachado]

call pretty much anything that came from trees trees.

[@theorrhea]

I like to think that both Patrices and Margaret got pregnant, and that Jack Sjunior-Pieces Junior and Brian Pieces-Sjunior Junior will grow up to be best friends and business partners.

[@robertscribner8293]

This is so goddamn funny. RIP.

[@Lijzer]

30, 2, and 35

[@BNL07604]

A true classic.

[@fromthedoor]

3 people don't appreciate high-brow comedy

[@mitchum0369]

Only Harris Wittels can make my gf come out to tell me to stfu from laughter in the middle of the night

[@DannyWilliamH]

Patrieces Pieces and the My Sharona Game of Thrones parody are so much funnier than it got credit for.

[@jamiedetwiler7261]

i just discovered comedy bang bang, and now i have so much to catch up on

[@moshua]

14:26

[@sc41295]

greatest CBB of all time.

[@brianr6651]

30, 2 and 35

[@DrKennyWang]

How many people have this on LP?

[@congressmanweezy3011]

GREAT bit!

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

Ya this is definitely an episode of great bits

[@Pestz4Evah]

you are a saint for putting this up.

[@magd]

I just miss him.

[@Waluiginumberone]

Stashburied

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

I have an amusing story about this episode. I was at work the day it came out, and I heard this episode... and I... laughed.

[@walterlippmann6292]

Reese's

[@iconoclast137]

This is the best thing ever made

[@davidburnham307]

Come now, we can all have favourites.

[@GeordieMcGrathCoolBoy]

wat.

[@DrKevboFunk]

RIP

[@RSVT92]

Rip harris, so fckin funny

[@salvie5]

19:13

[@lilclerk]

WHAT YOU SAY?

[@baphomet3000]

This is funny. But not the funniest of the podcast. Bring out the girls!!

[@marknelson4390]

You should invite Harris on more episodes

[@Jeremo-FD]

Jack Sjunior is doing Heaven Resources now.