ASMR | Good Cop vs. Bad Cop | SLEEP POLICE
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Officer Bart & Officer Lydia are on the CASE: An unnerving amount of tips have pointed them to YOUR bedroom... the most horrific, ILLEGAL sleep habits they have EVER SEEN. Life's tough when you're on the force, but they can handle it all.
PLEASE check out my favorite sleep police videos -- the first of which is I'm pretty sure Bart's twin brother LOLLL and one of my favorite videos of ALL time:
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The last ASMR video to help me sleep:
No seriously. Watch this one.
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I'm CRACKING UP reading the comments omg!! i'M SO SO glad you are all enjoying. :) For those of you who didn't read the description -- this was of course partly inspired by the many cop tropes in media, but of course, our good friend The ASMR Ryan and Officer Gutierrez!! In a perfect world...he and Bart are related LMAO. Please check out his video and channel and tell him I said I AIN'T PLAYING GAMES! ua-cam.com/video/hNb0bq9V5h4/v-deo.html
I DIED LAUPHING WHEN YOU WALKED IN WITH A MUSTACH LOL IM CRYING!
"And you don't wanna know what I could do to you >;}" dammm gibi calmmm downnn 😂😂
When you said the room was 75 I looked at my clock witch had a thermometer in it and it said 75
Omg I'm dead. I laughed so hard. I use asmr for sleep but this made me laugh so hard. Gibi you are the best!
The mustache is awesome
😂
*takes a sip of coffee at 5:01 pm*
_sirens can be heard in the distance_
**through radio**
“you need to get outta there!”
666 likes
🤣🤣🤣
DUDE I WAS ACTUALLY DRINKING COFFEE AND IT IS *5:01* OMFG I-
{lisa Cookie} CHUG IT! HURRY! Lol
Can we have an Officer Bart series, I need that in my life.
Same fam
WELL TO BAD
Omg same
Yassss
Y e s
Therapist: Bad cop Gibi with a mustache doesn't exist, she can't hurt you
Bad cop Gibi with a mustache :
ValeBreck Bad cop Gibi with a mustache: FBI OPEN UP
ValeBreck therapist:
Therapist:
Underrated comment
@@big_von6232 ?
Looool what brought u here out of all ppl valebreck leavs souls games and comes to watch asmr
Littt
Bart is just trying to be the bad cop but is emotionally vulnerable and is trying to hide it behind sarcasm and anger. Lydia is his supportive and loving partner
What in the wattpad is this
You are gay
@@liamhelland8975 no way
@@liamhelland8975 and proud
I didn't realize that asmr had such deep lore
I find Officer Bart quite nice. Despite his bad temper, he was polite and refrained himself quite a few times. He reminds me of a parent.
And the only reason he was even acting harsh was because he was concerned with our physical and mental health due to lack of sleep.
@@beebupp aww yeah I think Officer Bart is growing on me.
Officer Bart seems like he probably eats breakfast really aggressively and drinks straight black coffee
Rena Laine this made me laugh so hard!!!! 😂😂😂
Bart: SHUT UP EGG, AND GET IN MA MOUTH *eats egg*
Rest of plate: ah shit, here we go again
Nah he probably just straight up eats the coffee beans
Looks like the guy who would aggressively make you eat breakfast
“eats breakfast aggressively” 😂
Police: Open up!
Me: Is this because daisy did my taxes?
yep
Well it did seem a tad shady
ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅
I don’t get it
@@ilikememes8253
Gibi did a video where the character Daisy worked as an accountant.
hol up....
if the neighbors can see my light on at 4 am doesnt that also automatically put them in violation of sleeping laws?
"No no, he's got a point.... "
Where do you think Daisy lives? She sure as hell doesn't live with Lorelei... And Syble is an interdimensional being. So... She kinda stole the apartment and is keeping gibi hostage so she doesn't have to pay rent
O_o
They just woke up really early
Hopefully at least
I’m not a snitch
Exactly.
Therapist: so tell me what happened
Me: a woman with a moustache broke into my house and proceeded to try and make me go to sleep
Therapist: So it’s gonna be one of those days
Mr Gabumon 😂😂
Gabumon mhhhhhhh that reminds me of a DIGIMON
*DIGIMON IS BETTER ThEN POKeANMON*
Hahahah actually a good one!
Mr Gabumon haha
This and the videos made me laugh (Mr. Gab comment)
"Your room is 75°"
Me: *Panics in Celsius*
I felt very confused for a moment too.
75° for a room is still also really hot in Fahrenheit😂
@@owlslayer6900 yeah my room doesnt go over 60
Gabe carter: My room doesn’t go over 60
Me:looks at thermometer *screams in Floridian*
The air conditioning broke in my house and my room is 85
**me, eating chocolate at 1am**
_officer bart wants to know your location_
DDD:
Dats meh Xd
Just for eating chocolate
Officer bart hated that
>:D _Passes weapon_ 🔫🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪
Bart: "how many cups have u had"
Highschool students: "i stoped counting after 8"
"Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?"
"Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?"
This deserves WAY more likes
Bro it be like that
@GORDON LEHRKE bet
Me: *stays up late*
Officer Bart: “Now this is an Avengers level threat”
Underrated comment
@@keeprkyd agreed
@@keeprkyd overrused comment both of yours
@@ImJustLayZ okay and 🤡
hahahah that's funny!!
Gibi: What’s your sleep schedule?
Me: ah shit, here we go again...
Dooo dooo dah te da da da
Me: no, just no.
"Excuse me, I have a search warrant"
*Briefly flashes piece of paper with "search warranted" written on it*
hey that's like real police!
@@sunny-qk3uk 😔
@@sunny-qk3uk omg
this is by far the best role play I have ever seen in my entire life. is it possible to laugh and tingle at the same time
Yaaaaaaas
Me: *drinks coffee in the evening*
Dad: wHy Is ThE fBi OuTsIdE oUr HoUsE
You have a dad-
🤣😂🤣😂
Lucky you :( I didnt know people kept dads past the age of 6
Momo yaoyorozu
*oof*
It’s not the fbi it’s the SSU (special sleepy unit)
Lydia: Bart you need to calm down,
Bart: *has stroke in frustration*
Lydia:bart your bein too loud
@@medusa7690 *you're
d e a d m a n 4 4 ok nobody likes ppl like u
@@tournesoltulipe4425 ok boomer
@@elliot_p1 ok zoomer
" You need 7-8 hours of sleep each night"
*Schools: "4 minutes, take it or leave it"*
You get four minutes????????
Lucky
you get sleep! lucky
Now that's luck i get -10 minutes of sleep
@@moonknight5588 at least you get minutes
Schools: you need to get 8-9 hours of sleep
Also schools: gives 8-9 hours of homework
Elisa Costas lol
It izzzzz what it izzzzzz
Facts
I SPEND ALL NIGHT ON THAT AND THEY GET MAD AT ME FOR CATCHING UP ON SLEEP that’s what I always say to the principal when I get sent to the office when I’m sleeping in class
The struggle is real
Wait a minute... why are my neighbors up that late to report my lights are on? Think you should investigate that
Congratulations you played your self
@Jonathan Lumbreras they were awake, so they could see the lights
Jonathan Lumbreras wtf lights can’t wake u up across houses🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jonathan Lumbreras the lights in the bedroom are pretty dim and people dont usually sleep with their curtains opened.
@Jonathan Lumbreras still, the lights are pretty dim, Not light enough to wake somebody else. The point is how the "neighbors" were awake.
Me: **has insomnia**
Officer Bart: *OPEN UP*
Gibi: “How many all nighters did you pull?!”
Me: “High school”
This deserves WAY more likes...
this shouldn’t be so relatable....
As a high schooler, that's an oof
*AHA*
I'm procrasti- taking a break from studying for an upcoming exam right now!
Hahaha *hahHAHA*
@@lowkeystudios5026 I hear the pain in those laughs
No one:
Officer Bart: aggressively takes off sunglasses every 30 seconds
Omg LoL your user. Sameeee
Your user is a mood
He is trying to show off that fleek eyeliner lol
Army💜
Btw true😂
I love Min Yoongi same here btw I purple you
"It's Barthalemu."
"You've never gone by that before."
"WeLl I dO nOw."
Bartholomeu
Sound like one of my parents favourite drama's.
Now streaming: *Bartholemu SEASON 5*
What a mood😂
*Bartholomew
They obviously want to look cool in front of their crush
I feel bad because, though it triggers those sweet sweet tingles, it just too darn hilarious. Everything is played so perfectly.
That's the fakest fake mustache I've ever seen and it's glorious.
👌
It's not fake.
@@I-ARE-AsiAce lol
Lol I love it too
Asi Ace
UM THATS BARTHOLOMEW TO YOU
bart: “how many all-nighters do you pull?”
me: “yes”
Copied
to stick
Callie Carter describes college(or high school) in a nutshell😂😂😂
Chicken Bot ? i didn’t copy it
8:15 timestamp
Ok but Officer Bart must have arrested Daisy at least once
No, at least 20 times.
You just said the best asmr video ever
Eva Schwartz officer Bart is daisies dad😁
Oh, $h*t! I can already see the scenarios Gibi's probably cooking up right now. 😀
What’s funny is that it’s currently 6 AM and the sun is already out and I have not slept all night and I am using this to fall asleep :)
I hope it’s your day off/weekend
BAD COP: I have a search warrant
PAPER: "search Warranted"
idk why but it had me rolling
Me also she is a goofball
ROFL LLLOOOOOOL SO FUNNY
She showed it for -.5 seconds lol I was like PFFT
That mustache is ridiculous xD!
Officer Bart: “Do you go on your phone at night”
*Me watching this on my phone:* ...no?
damn i watch on laptop
It's 21:48 in the afternoon. So no :P Not like a few nights ago ( using phone at 1:30 )
IM CRYING seeing gibi with a mustache is something I never knew I needed 😂😂
I didn’t expect this many likes thank you guys 💀
Only what I can say is
Same😂
you don't, you would've been just fine if you didn't see that
Lol right!?
Gibi plus moustache, uniform, and shades is way more attractive than it has any right to be HOT DAMN
same
Officer Bart: we’ve received reports that your light has been on very very very very very late at night...
Me: *scrambles to shove my DS under my pillow*
Luna Lolita The real question is if you were playing Mario and Luigi Dream Team
Or playing black and white with the dead dream radar thing
im not playing mario kart ds who do you take me for a 7 year old in a 16 year old body because haha thats exactly what i am
don’t let resetti yell at you.
OMG I used to do that all the time
No one:
Not a living soul:
Bart: *T H A T ' S F R E S H I C E.*
For some reason I read French ice and i was very confused
Bart: “were you thinking of drinking this *N O W ?”*
I preffer
AH Fresh Meat
It’s like that one scene from Mega Mind where they talk about how the ice hasn’t melted yet
"Do you go on your phone at night?"
*watching this video on my phone at quarter to midnight*
"...no."
Me though
Lol it’s 11:14 right now
I’m dead.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Eliáš Machálek last night i went to bed at 6:30 am
No I watch till 11 then get up at 5
can we talk abt how smooth bart was putting his glasses back on when he rages abt our sleep schedule
Me: Takes a sip of coffee at 12 oclock
Officer Bart: OPEN THAT GOD DAMN DOOR RIGHT NOW
Me: **about to pull an all nighter**
Bart: THIS IS THE 15th TIME THIS MONTH WHY DO YOU HATE SLEEP
me: I’m an insomniac
..... I'm sorry...
Haven't you people ever heard of....
CLOSING A GODDAMN DOOR? NO?
Brendon Urie: HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
Burst through the door like the kool-aide man😂😂
Me: *throws coffee onto the floor in a panic*
IT WASNT ME I SWEAR
_"Don't you "Bart" me, Lydia... Don't "Bart" me... It's Bartholomew. Ok?"_
This was amazing.
no one :
not a single person :
officer bart : **lowers shades**
officer bart : **raises shades**
🤩😆🤣
***Mission accomplished: Shades***
+ Respect
**Pointy anime shades**
She took my job.
If someone wearing a fake moustache and sunglasses INSIDE rocks up to my house NAMED BART telling me to get some sleep imma keep it real with yall imma GET SOME SLEEP
i love that name
@@hisprince78 same
Ayy Tsuyu Asui
You really have the energy as a fellow coryxkenshin fan
@@raiden3531 the fact that I am an indeed a samurai-
_ironically trying to stay awake while being interrogated for not sleeping_
😂
If something he woke us up by knocking and making us get out of bed and open the door
But why would u watch ASMR while tryin to stay awake?
｢(ｰﾍー)
TheIncompetentMyth Its a joke
Gibi: Do you know why I'm in your bedroom?
Me: *Mom the guys back again*
This comment deserves more likes
I like your name Simon
It’s noobmaster69!!!
Again?
Cuz you’re black
The way Bart stares into your SOUL when putting the candy wrapper in the evidence bag.
Time stamp?
@@theholymothqueen 4:16
@@xXxM0nzt3r_V0m1TxXx thank you
"How many all nighters have you pulled?"
"I don't know, how many loafs of bread have you eaten?"
Is that a JoJo reference....?
@@ryo7645 I'm so glad someone said it, or I would have-
Officer Bart: OPEN UP!
Me: *has insomnia* wait I have a permit for this!
Esla 188 literally WAIT I HAVE A PERMISSION SLIP
Indeed.
im really sorry for asking but what is insomnia?
@@mgclngt search it on Google
@@mgclngt Since Flower patch is a dick, it basically means you have trouble sleeping. From minor difficulties to needing heavy medication to get healthy amounts of sleep.
Me: Not Sleeping
Officer Bart: Stop resisting A(r)rest
Responsible_Idiot I mentally and physically face palmed when I read this comment (it was still funny)
Me: But wait shouldn’t YOU be asleep right now?
Officer Bart: *panicked taking off of sunglasses*
I played bass in a band called panicked taking off of sunglasses
hodjo.plays what an interesting band name
@@hodjokosan What songs do you play?
Debo , you obviously dont know much about bands if you think we “play songs”
@@hodjokosan Well thats what bands do.
“my name is officer bart. thats b a r t. not fart.” has the same energy from that one episode from the office when dwight was like “my middle name is kurt. not fart.” 😂
YES LOL
LMAO🤣🤣 TRUE
Mr poop?
Mr SCHRUTE :(
In the criminal justice system, sleepless night offenses are considered especially heinous.
On Gibi ASMR channel, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Sleepy Unit. These are their stories .
Darth Vyrassu omg I wish I could like this comment more than once XD
*DUN DUN*
Yes I was waiting for this comment
@@nickmiller2636 I knew someone would do it 😂😂😂
DUN DUN!!!!
Me: _Has drink that is not sleep formula_
Bart: *This is beyond science*
Indeed.
cant wait for bloopers, there's no way you didn't crack up trying to film
Brownie Bunnie Yeah!
Lol okay
Ha SAME
"This is the police, im gonna need you to open up"
Ok so one time in fifth grade I had a bee in my hair, and I thought it was a stick so I grabner it to pull it out and when I realized it was a bee I got scared and threw it and it landed on a girl and stung her and I havent lived it down...
-oh you mean the door.
Officer Bart:it’s Bart B.A.R.T not fart I’m not playing games
Me:yes officer cart
Bisexual Zoe you can tell there is a story behind that
Hardstop Lucas : Hey that’s my line!
This made laugh out loud. Thank you for this comment. You legitimately brought some happiness to my otherwise normal day. 😁 Thanks!!!
I mean, how many times was he called officer Bart for him to say that straight away
yes officer tart
Lydia: *is a delight to be around *
Everyone: BART BART BART BART
Mykie Gore IT BARTHOLOMEW
I literally just put this up and it already has a like that isn’t me
Me: Bedroom temp is 68°
*OFFICER BART WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Gibi: what’s your sleep schedule?!
Me: 6am to 3pm, why?
Gibi: 👁 o 👁
Mines 6 am until 9pm or 12am- thats not really good
Literally my sleep schedule
@@jwjkd1 are you even alive 😭😭 nigga's awake 1-2 hours a day 💀
That your sleep schedule mine 3am to 3:37 am
I feel so called out by this video.
"What's your sleep schedule?"
*sweats nervously:* "My what?"
Lucy Sky same lol tf is sleep
What is a sleep schedule? 😅
Sleep? What's that?
The hell is sleep
@Diomar Sierra me: sleeps at 6 in the morning then wakes up in an hour for school😅😅😅😅
Officer Bart: What's your sleep schedule
Me: My what now
ik i was confused too
3:22 is Bart's reaction
Whenever TF I want!!
(Actually no I have sleeping problems and don't get nearly enough sleep I'm worried about my health help me)
"What is your sleep schedule?"
Me: **sweats**
Cøzy well Rn it’s a2:25 am
Cøzy me: **panics(! in my bedroom)** uhhh
😤👌
4:35 AM.....is when I sleep.......
2:23 in mah country •√•
Bart: *takes room temperature* 75 degrees?!
Me: *sweats in Celsius*
literally lol
At least he didn't check the corners
I wonder how many times Gibi had to refilm this video because she kept laughing
My two brain cells trying to convince me to sleep be like :
No Limits I totally photosynthesise with this
More like my two personalitys
Gibi: I’m gonna need you to open up.
Me: As a child I was forced to eat dog food-
viatrix beatus please say sike-
bruh just open the door--
Open the fucking door
I laughed at this for way to long
😂😂😂😂 died
Why do I feel like Lydia is Sybil's little sister. I just get that vibe
The Gibiverse is expanding
Bart: I have a search warrant
Warrant: Search Warranted
Me: Well, can’t argue with that.
E
AwesomeSauce87100
“I do what I want.”
-Ron Swanson
mom : we have games at home
games at home :
So close to 2M Gibi! You deserve it. Plus this video was hilarious!
Ethan Composto I could tell it’s hilarious even by the first few seconds and cmon it’s Gibi
“Are you aware of nIGHT-MODE???”
*casually turns on night mode*
“yes sir-“
*slowly pulls out baseball bat*
Skully 16
OH GOD OH F-
Omg SAMEEE
syrup and pancakes *BONK*
I did that too 😂😂
Her waving the thermometer around was the funniest thing🤣🤣🤣
Law & Order: Special Sleepy Unit
In the criminal justice system, sleepy based offenses are considered especially heinous.
In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Sleepy Unit. These are their stories .
* Tun tun *
underrated comment
Dun dun dun dun...dun...dun...BOW BOW BOW BOW NA NOW
*tap tap* hehe
Woah.
Brilliant. :)
“It’s like community service but you’re the community” is so savage and sweet at the same time
**Thanos trying to enjoy a good, and healthy homemade meal**
The Avengers: 00:13
I clicked on the time stamp and got hit with an ad.
Veroorzaakt classic
Veroorzaakt Classic
Veroorzaakt classic
Veroorzaakt Classic
Me: **is finally asleep after a LONG day**
**bart nocks on door
Me: Has to get up and answer it
“This is the sleep police, it’s past your bedtime!”
“I’m noT *GOIN’ BACK TO BED!!!”*
Don't let me use the warm milk
I Have Anxiety lol I love this comment
Every parent and kid relationship at night
LongbeachGriffy is that you ?
SLEEP FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCTAION
*me sleeps at 68° F*
Officer Bart:DO YOU THINK THIS IS TROPICAL CANCUN
Lol
Rahman Noodles bro i sleep at 75
Idk what that is but I sleep at 16°C
dat1gamer 12 16° C is 60° F
ConnorDoesVids dude I can’t even sleep past 70°
i love the idea of a mustached man coming into my bedroom and berating me about my sleep habits
😂 lol
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even me:
Gibi: the *special sleepy unit*
i would laugh but i always see this comments everytime and they not even funny
Mr. Satans alright then, not all comments are funny to everyone
another Gucci one of these comments
@@ndgulli1225 was talking about the no one joke
*DUH DUH*
Officer bart: “I have a search warrant”
* holds up a piece of paper for .0001 seconds that says ‘search warrant’ and nothing else *
me: yeah that checks out officer
Sophie Pope McCright ok but this was hilarious
it said search warranted tho, as in past tense which is 100% better
I know, that was awesome, haha xD
YO MAMA ULGY lmfao amazing.
Actually it says "SEARCH WARRANTED"
Wait..how would the neighbors know my light was on
If they weren’t awake...Officer Bart, you’ve got the wrong guy.
Your light was disturbing the -peace- sleep and that's another crime.
Officer Bret: it’s Bart... that’s spelled B-A-R-D
Me: yup... that’s right brad
Officer Bird: Am I a joke to you?
@@hiddio i nearly broke my neck, cuz of laughing 😂
GameNstuff 😂
@@hiddio best comment ever!
Who here is coming back after the manicure video?
I have
gibi: does that say sleep formula to you?
me, a game developer: what’s a “sleep”?
Yeah. God does it suck up time lol
You remember that things sims do in their beds besides woohoo'ing?
Officer Fart: wha- *lowers and raises shades*
Me a gamer : What is sleep?
You work for kizi
"Bart" actually means moustache in Norwegian, so the character works even better!
Not only in Norwegian, in German too. If you know where GiBi's roots lie, you know why she chose it
Doesn't Bart mean beard in German?
JimmyCrackCorn72 yeah, but still 😂
JimmyCrackCorn72 yea but I mean, a moustache is a some kind of beard soo
In German too xD😂
gibi: wears a mustache
also gibi: calls the character officer Bart
me: laughing so hard because the german word for beard is actually "Bart"
same ich hab mich so weggepisst😂
//please ignore\\ Another German! :D
German is the weirdest language I swear. Half my family speaks it and I'm not quite fluent yet lol
Officer Beard lol
isnt the german word for birth control antibabypille
4:25 -Gibi:"do you know"
On my head :"you can change your voice in real time"
Bart: "What is this?" *holds up bag of cocaine*
Me: Ummmmm... Lunch?
My G-fuel
Powdered sugar lol
Also Bart: Oh um.... I thought it was... um.. coffee. I uhhh.... didn't know that it was your lunch.... sry 😶😶😐
Also Me: Ok...😎😎😎
It was sugar
It was my multiple grains of love for everyone that liked my post 😁, have a great day y'all
Misses Bed time by 0.00005 seconds.
GIBI: *FBI OPEN UP*
Reddemonz SSU*
No....it’s worse it’s your mom
**The USSR breaks into ur home**
Coffee, G-Fuel, and Caffeine: Exist
Officer Bart: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Underrated comment
When Bart aggressively gets up to your face it makes me DEAD
Hahaha say that again hahaha 😌🤤🍻🍺🥃🍹🍹😲🙄
Bart:Do you get on your phone at night?
/Me watching this at 2 AM/
*Feels attacked*
peopleandanimalslovm me:YeAh ToTaLlY nOt
I'm watching this at 3:30 AM. 😂
6:15
7:24 God has left us
1:30am for me
Lydia: get 8 hours of sleep
Me: *gets 10*
Bart: *aggressively knocks on door*
bart/gibi: u eating junkfood after bedtime?
me: bro its 7:14 pm calm down
blizzard lmao I’m eating chocolate and it’s nearly 1 am
Kiera Ward officer Bart wants to know your location
BTS&TXT STAN he will never gives me
Find*
Gibi didn’t ask, Bart did
“Do you know why I’m in your bedroom today?”
Jokes on you I’m sleeping on the couch
Could you imagine the suspect resisting the sleep police?
Officer Bart: GO TO SLEEP!
Me: NO!
Officer Bart: *shoots sleep gun*
Put your pillow behind your head and lay down slowly!
@@irishghost3603 be nice. Lol
@@irishghost3603 makes sense I guess, you refuse a regular nap so you get a dirt nap xD
I meant for this to be a joke. 😐
@@DtheEvil *puts pillow over face and smothers you
“we need you to get 8 hours of sleep every day”
me: stays up till 12:00 and wakes up at 8:00
gibi: wait that’s illegal
That’s my sleep schedule
Better then me.
Me; *goes to sleep at 2 am*
Me; *wakes up at 12 pm*
*ReApEaT*
Mines is 22:00 and wakes up at 06:00
Is that not 8 hrs?
Falls asleep between 12-1am and gets up at 11am
Very useful member of society sleeping my days away 👍
Gibi as the cops: We're here because you don't sleep healthily.
Also Gibi: Ok so I'm shooting this at 3 am.
Cops don’t have to follow the law, silly... Everybody knows that
Alternate Title: "Good Cop vs. Dr Disrespect ASMR"
Bart: So watcha drinkin there?
Me: Water.
Bart: Nice try this isnt water, THIS IS H20!
Me: Just take me to jail already.
Lol UwU
Kejwjvee grjrhtg
"Are you eating JUNK FOOD close to bedtime?"
*freezes halfway through my bite of laffy taffy at 11:30 PM* 😂😂😂
Dude I was getting all cuddled up with my truck before getting ready to fall asleep and she yells at me for eating my chocolate
11:30 those are beginners numbers
@@michaelbarbosa2499 it's 2:20 A.M. and I just ate a bag of Doritos
Bart: “What is your sleep schedule”
Me: *Laughs in Insomniac*
*LAUGHS IN NARCOLEPSY*
I’m watching it at 4:30am ahahahaha
*laughs in sleep paralysis*
**Laughs in artist**
Laughs in phone