When you lie about not having money

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  • @prplehaze8442
    @prplehaze8442 4 роки тому +1683

    He's a cop, a victim and now a crackhead too. The acting skills really are on point

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +1

      Cringe

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 4 роки тому +19

      Yes your right Joseph Joestar.
      Now you will say Yo PC Willis

    • @prplehaze8442
      @prplehaze8442 4 роки тому +4

      @@pcwillis7131 yo computer willis

    • @prplehaze8442
      @prplehaze8442 4 роки тому +3

      @@remz7019 happy new year to you too

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 4 роки тому +4

      @@prplehaze8442 I love Part 2 Joseph, he was too funnny.

  • @Emanuel-wu3zn
    @Emanuel-wu3zn 4 роки тому +627

    When he touched his hand in the whip out of no where I died

  • @pcwillis7131
    @pcwillis7131 4 роки тому +980

    My guy took Lipton tea, then left with Milk.

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +5

      Cringe

    • @flyingstr8376
      @flyingstr8376 4 роки тому +57

      Lol I thought I was the only one that noticed that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @WarrenMefire
      @WarrenMefire 4 роки тому +4

      Please get at my new song ua-cam.com/video/Ijm-y5cGRqU/v-deo.html

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 4 роки тому +16

      Arrest Stackz.

    • @ThatSameer
      @ThatSameer 4 роки тому +30

      Power of a crackhead

  • @ji7203
    @ji7203 4 роки тому +1087

    Man like nitty bernz haven't seen him in a minute

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 4 роки тому +12

      Haven't seen him since the drug dealer vid

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +2

      Cringe

    • @BBK113
      @BBK113 4 роки тому +38

      @@remz7019 is that all you can say

    • @Charlie0106
      @Charlie0106 4 роки тому +11

      @@remz7019 how is that even cringy

    • @JL-ci2fy
      @JL-ci2fy 4 роки тому +1

      @@Charlie0106 fr

  • @jaygocrazy2636
    @jaygocrazy2636 4 роки тому +321

    Imagine driving past and seeing Bernz running around in his Christmas pyjamas 🤣🤣

    • @user-fm6xd7rf5f
      @user-fm6xd7rf5f 4 роки тому +3

      ppl like us know hes making another banger for us...

    • @ROCKBOY7TH
      @ROCKBOY7TH 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @lils2968
    @lils2968 4 роки тому +359

    He went out in public looking like that 😂😂 and that one arm inside the t shirt 😂😂

  • @am2382
    @am2382 4 роки тому +504

    The shopkeeper must have thought he was a crackhead while recording this lmao.

    • @StraightBernz
      @StraightBernz  4 роки тому +337

      Me and him are homies

    • @am2382
      @am2382 4 роки тому +24

      @@StraightBernz That's calm then.

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 4 роки тому +59

      @@StraightBernz you replied Bernz. Caught you lacking again didn’t I. I’m gonna be even worse in 2021.

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +1

      Cringe 😬

    • @jakepeters9248
      @jakepeters9248 4 роки тому +20

      All of you calling bernz cringe are just fucking sad that your all still broke and he's getting somewhere in life bless up respect his hustle 👍🏻

  • @TripSaddie
    @TripSaddie 4 роки тому +357

    “I don’t like liars”

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +1

      Cringe 😬

    • @WarrenMefire
      @WarrenMefire 4 роки тому

      Please get at my new song ua-cam.com/video/Ijm-y5cGRqU/v-deo.html

    • @WarrenMefire
      @WarrenMefire 4 роки тому +8

      @@remz7019 leave him alone

    • @exonation2036
      @exonation2036 4 роки тому

      Gary 'Roach' Sanderson you sound stupid as fuck

    • @Freshiesbangers
      @Freshiesbangers 4 роки тому +6

      @@remz7019 then dont watch

  • @ThatSameer
    @ThatSameer 4 роки тому +206

    Going to petrol stations after sunset is different

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +1

      Cringe

    • @ThatSameer
      @ThatSameer 4 роки тому +15

      @@remz7019 I stopped commenting on these videos cus of Joseph. Now I comment after time and get a Stackz. What an asslick

    • @WarrenMefire
      @WarrenMefire 4 роки тому +1

      Please get at my new song ua-cam.com/video/Ijm-y5cGRqU/v-deo.html

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +2

      @@ThatSameer cringe ep2 season 1

    • @insidious8054
      @insidious8054 4 роки тому +6

      @@remz7019 it’s supposed to get better as more episodes come out. Except for this where u made it worse

  • @gideonomanya8711
    @gideonomanya8711 4 роки тому +116

    Props to him walking in the store like a crackhead

  • @ZinoFromWhere
    @ZinoFromWhere 4 роки тому +72

    Asking for money then tapping his contactless card 🤣

  • @HakRomero
    @HakRomero 4 роки тому +39

    I nearly spat out my hot chocolate on my desk at work when this bredda starting grabbing him up in the car 💀😂

    • @Kayfrmda10
      @Kayfrmda10 3 роки тому +3

      blud i was drink ice g fuel and now my laptop broken

  • @Samiha-h7h
    @Samiha-h7h 4 роки тому +93

    Lmaoo I just knew he was gonna catch him buying some snacks😂😭

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому

      Cringe

    • @Samiha-h7h
      @Samiha-h7h 4 роки тому +1

      @@remz7019 ?

    • @chance258
      @chance258 4 роки тому +5

      @@Samiha-h7h don’t worry about it, he goes around spamming the same thing on every comment, just ignore it

    • @Samiha-h7h
      @Samiha-h7h 4 роки тому +1

      @@chance258 lmaooo thanks I wasn't even bothered I was just confused😂

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому

      @@chance258 :)

  • @ambrrreu
    @ambrrreu 3 роки тому +19

    The way he was screaming at the end I can’t 😂

  • @stefan2serb
    @stefan2serb 4 роки тому +27

    You’ve taken hood comedy to a level of high art. Under ordinary circumstances you would have already been picked up by somebody in the industry. Channel teeming with talent and original ideas, I’m a big fan of your content!

  • @georgeaird4637
    @georgeaird4637 3 роки тому +22

    imagine the actual crackheads that are always at the petrol station watching him film this like 👁👄👁

  • @ricardodelgado6093
    @ricardodelgado6093 10 місяців тому +1

    The screams naaah 😂😂😂😂 , this guy is funny man 👏🏽

  • @whereismzy
    @whereismzy 4 роки тому +132

    *”I don’t like liars”*
    also whips out a credit card

    • @idfksssd1089
      @idfksssd1089 4 роки тому +5

      He didn’t lie tho , he never said he has no mone

    • @whereismzy
      @whereismzy 4 роки тому +1

      @@idfksssd1089 he’s whole image was a lie😂😭

    • @raajan1568
      @raajan1568 4 роки тому +1

      Does he want him to contactless 1 quid or sum shit

  • @da3ss596
    @da3ss596 4 роки тому +50

    “😉see u later yh”😂😂😂

  • @David-gc5gw
    @David-gc5gw 4 роки тому +75

    So nitty bernz is a magician as well🤣. Man paid for a Lipton nd walked out with milk🤣

  • @GanzyChannel
    @GanzyChannel 4 роки тому +7

    The production is actually getting so much better icl

  • @MatusDubrava
    @MatusDubrava 4 роки тому +6

    man so raw so accurate. that's why I love your videos . it doesn't need great production when it's just how it would look like if it happened :)

  • @croczyvfx174
    @croczyvfx174 4 роки тому +31

    Man went in public dressed like dat🤣

  • @unfortunateness
    @unfortunateness 4 роки тому +11

    Big up my man Bashir for allowing these skits at the store

  • @jefbiggs1583
    @jefbiggs1583 3 роки тому +2

    Just found this channel last night and already binged watch bare vids. Didn't know there was UK dons doing it like this... You got talent bro

  • @nellex147
    @nellex147 4 роки тому +14

    2:00 these angles are killing me🤣🤣

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому

      Cringe 😬

    • @kibz2545
      @kibz2545 4 роки тому

      @@remz7019 K leave 😂

  • @r1p1t65
    @r1p1t65 3 роки тому +6

    Whenever nitty bernz is involved it turns into a horror movie 😂😂

  • @peacefulnights5038
    @peacefulnights5038 4 роки тому +5

    I can imagine how hard the camera work is big respect 👏🏾proper talented

  • @Elite-fn9fl
    @Elite-fn9fl 4 роки тому +4

    Nahhh Bernz be playing all these roles, his channel is mad underrated 🔥🔥

  • @dy3774
    @dy3774 4 роки тому +3

    The Quality of your vids this yr thank you 4 the entertainment Bernz👊🏿

  • @zzey
    @zzey 4 роки тому +2

    This guy is dedicated for the act, respect 💯

  • @callumchristie4876
    @callumchristie4876 4 роки тому +28

    When he was in the car😳😂😂😂

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +1

      Cringe 😬

    • @Juan-n
      @Juan-n 4 роки тому +1

      Stfu

    • @Subpuppy
      @Subpuppy 3 роки тому

      @@remz7019 nigga you cringe if you keep commenting under everyone’s comments

  • @tekken_king1151
    @tekken_king1151 4 роки тому +3

    This channel is really underrated. I hope you hit the 100K very soon. Peace

  • @cromedeckkk_2225
    @cromedeckkk_2225 2 роки тому +1

    Still funny to this day lol 😂😂

  • @lordzoggs1560
    @lordzoggs1560 3 роки тому +6

    All fun and games until he whips out a credit card machine 😂

  • @jasonedwin239
    @jasonedwin239 4 роки тому +26

    Suggestion: You should do - when you beg your friend not to snitch on you in school.

  • @mikelarteta5875
    @mikelarteta5875 4 роки тому +18

    In a real situation i would of just said 'Im paying with credit'

    • @AyyZee123
      @AyyZee123 4 роки тому +3

      fuck that just tell man charity starts at home i aint got ps for you

    • @mikelarteta5875
      @mikelarteta5875 4 роки тому

      @@AyyZee123 lmao

    • @impyrobot
      @impyrobot 4 роки тому +2

      Tell him to fuck right off

  • @smooth.soda.Da1
    @smooth.soda.Da1 4 роки тому +3

    The scream had me dead!!!

  • @rxx4775
    @rxx4775 4 роки тому +1

    This is the best one by Bernz yet

  • @CbMinz
    @CbMinz 3 роки тому +1

    The screams at the end 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NAOMINATION
    @NAOMINATION 3 роки тому +3

    I am crying 😂😂😂😂! This was funny af 😂😂😂😭😭😭!

  • @jaygocrazy2636
    @jaygocrazy2636 4 роки тому +24

    What shop owner allowed you to do this in his shop 🤣🤣

  • @jarellemourant-king3740
    @jarellemourant-king3740 4 роки тому +3

    What is that banger at the end of every vid!!! So haaaard

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому

      Cringe 😬

    • @flubbergoop9313
      @flubbergoop9313 4 роки тому +3

      @@remz7019 don’t know when it became cringe to ask for the name of a song

    • @flubbergoop9313
      @flubbergoop9313 4 роки тому +4

      Jay wiggs- scrotti lifestyle

    • @jarellemourant-king3740
      @jarellemourant-king3740 4 роки тому

      @@flubbergoop9313 I liiiiie mans moving crazy!!

    • @alanl358
      @alanl358 4 роки тому

      @@flubbergoop9313 I can't find it?

  • @kingy7973
    @kingy7973 4 роки тому +3

    Guy buys an iced tea but walks out with a 2 litre milk 😂😂😂

  • @jhfjhfkf
    @jhfjhfkf 3 роки тому

    Yo Bernz is crazy in real life, much love fron NYC

  • @abrarakhan2239
    @abrarakhan2239 4 роки тому +2

    MBBants and Bernz are too funny 🤣🤣

  • @riddyhaz7858
    @riddyhaz7858 4 роки тому +1

    This is too relatable. You tell these man you have no money and they follow you to the corner shop wtf. Had a crackhead once tryna follow me to ma house. 😂😂

  • @berrz1459
    @berrz1459 4 роки тому +19

    Who clicked and went straight into the comments?

    • @prplehaze8442
      @prplehaze8442 4 роки тому +3

      Gotta stop thos shit in 2021

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 4 роки тому

      @@prplehaze8442 People have been doing that since 2006 though.

    • @bingbong752
      @bingbong752 4 роки тому

      @@H.K.5 it’s the start of a new generation. It was that 2O2O? Still it’s getting kinda annoying smh

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому

      Cringe 😬

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 4 роки тому

      @@prplehaze8442 I, PC Willis Has watched Jojo

  • @xverya3204
    @xverya3204 4 роки тому +28

    What's the name of his outer song?

  • @zakybaby9743
    @zakybaby9743 3 роки тому

    My word, this guy is brilliant!

  • @Sheinku
    @Sheinku 4 роки тому +3

    he actually went to a nightshop in those crackhead clothes, yo I'm dead 💀😂😂 lmao

  • @jakebennett4307
    @jakebennett4307 3 роки тому

    Love the manic energy in this one :')

  • @UCHTT
    @UCHTT 4 роки тому +1

    Man plays a pinghead too well, big up for that acting skills g 👍🏾

  • @thatkindofguy234
    @thatkindofguy234 3 роки тому +1

    Please more nitty videos, he's the best character 😂😂😂😂

  • @E_Rico
    @E_Rico 4 роки тому +2

    2:03 that scream😂

  • @IC-lt1xc
    @IC-lt1xc 4 роки тому +3

    The nitty buys Lipton walks out wit milk

  • @bzmax7466
    @bzmax7466 4 роки тому +1

    Pulls his trousers back up at the end 🤣

  • @billbakyl
    @billbakyl Рік тому +1

    Bmw owners in a school zone be like:

  • @Lukerogers0121
    @Lukerogers0121 4 роки тому +3

    Imagine just wanting to fill your car up and see these man. 😂

  • @kurobushi7746
    @kurobushi7746 4 роки тому +1

    😭😭 the screams

  • @kv7936
    @kv7936 4 роки тому +1

    mbants crackhead and berns crackhead need to link up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @acecotto2805
    @acecotto2805 4 роки тому

    Keep it up bro you have a natural talent comedy is very hard industry you I’ve have or you don’t god gave you a gift to make people laugh which makes people happy keep head strong and create more content my guy consistency is the key iam routing for you

  • @ybskitz287
    @ybskitz287 4 роки тому +1

    thought he was gonna get dipped in the car 😂

  • @216-i6p
    @216-i6p 4 роки тому +1

    I swear I was at that exact petrol station just over a week ago at that pump in my silver e46 'saloon' with a homeless brudda sitting on the opposite side of where this guys coming from like this is maddddd

    • @CPTZK11
      @CPTZK11 4 роки тому

      That's not a saloon that's a coupe

  • @seppukuguru7706
    @seppukuguru7706 3 роки тому

    This is actually pure cinema

  • @handsworthb2054
    @handsworthb2054 3 роки тому +1

    Class act my man sick bloood

  • @lunahlulah6772
    @lunahlulah6772 4 роки тому +1

    0:04 why is that face so accurate

  • @Lt.Dan_23
    @Lt.Dan_23 2 роки тому

    BRO im laughing so hard right now wtf ahahahahahahahhahahah

  • @arman2774
    @arman2774 4 роки тому +5

    This is definitely based on a true story

  • @abdurrahmanbalogun6056
    @abdurrahmanbalogun6056 6 місяців тому

    The "nitty" was pulling up with a credit card 💸

  • @montlekoka
    @montlekoka 4 роки тому

    Bernz bro please never change 🤣🤣🤣

  • @godofpain
    @godofpain 3 роки тому +1

    Big up petrol bossman for allowing this🤣

  • @AB-gd1fb
    @AB-gd1fb 3 роки тому

    Ngl if they start sayin I’m lyin and following me into the shop n tha it’s beef on 🤣🤣

  • @nextgenownage
    @nextgenownage 4 роки тому

    Why is my man dressed like the dude with the cheeseburger from "Don't be a menace whilst drinking juice in the hood" 😂😂😂

  • @nintendo2ps
    @nintendo2ps 4 роки тому +1

    Great skit to end of the year

  • @ITZhazza12
    @ITZhazza12 4 роки тому +7

    Happy New Year Everyone!

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому +1

      Cringe 😬

    • @princeofthe6.
      @princeofthe6. 4 роки тому +2

      @@remz7019 get a hobby please instead of replying "cringe" to every comment

    • @kashgbp
      @kashgbp 4 роки тому +2

      @@princeofthe6.allie this stackz guy is actually a neek

    • @Isaac-sl2js
      @Isaac-sl2js 4 роки тому +2

      @@remz7019 dude i will smack u

    • @remz7019
      @remz7019 4 роки тому

      @@Isaac-sl2js cringe u black kid

  • @NovusCoded
    @NovusCoded 4 роки тому

    Man pulled out a piece and tapped 😂😂

  • @lmrofficial7416
    @lmrofficial7416 4 роки тому

    2 minutes in. You realise this guy is a mad man

  • @sdgetsbusy2650
    @sdgetsbusy2650 4 роки тому +1

    I live round the corner of that petrol station 😂

  • @elihyoyohayuiyongostovintc8417
    @elihyoyohayuiyongostovintc8417 3 роки тому

    Thumbnail says it all💯👌🏾

  • @glenmbongo6650
    @glenmbongo6650 4 роки тому +7

    What's that song at the end tho?

  • @yvngen5816
    @yvngen5816 4 роки тому

    it's hard to just say no and not look back

  • @tonio6261
    @tonio6261 4 роки тому +1

    Cmon making that bread i see u wit the bmw 1 series 😂

  • @jordanb2769
    @jordanb2769 3 роки тому

    ahahahahahha this is a killer. we need more

  • @KY-ii8wq
    @KY-ii8wq 4 роки тому

    These donnys always have 1 arm if ur in ends 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @savageclassymoody386
    @savageclassymoody386 4 роки тому

    This is too funny 😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @714ever8
    @714ever8 4 роки тому

    Mans got the eyes on point

  • @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
    @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer 8 місяців тому +1

    Nitty with standards

  • @thebumbandits6596
    @thebumbandits6596 3 роки тому

    When the guy pays with the card 😂

  • @Doteycom
    @Doteycom 4 роки тому

    these videos make my day ong....😂😂😂

  • @sheavfx8716
    @sheavfx8716 4 роки тому +1

    This happens to me in the west end a 1:30 am 😂

  • @FC-dy8jo
    @FC-dy8jo 4 роки тому

    That brudda at that gas station in eddy always asking for a blem and some change

  • @Sdot616
    @Sdot616 3 роки тому

    This guy made me choke on jollof rice😂😭😭🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

  • @transtibialog9248
    @transtibialog9248 3 роки тому

    Every area has one of them baghead looking dudes... one arm in the T and everything 🤣

  • @snowzys7031
    @snowzys7031 4 роки тому

    the word "no" holds great power guys

  • @HalfBarz
    @HalfBarz 4 роки тому +4

    what’s the outro song? 🙏🏻

    • @izukuuki8385
      @izukuuki8385 4 роки тому +2

      Search up Scrotti lifestyle, I know it's a late reply but just wanted to help out

    • @HalfBarz
      @HalfBarz 4 роки тому

      @@izukuuki8385 legend thanks 🙌🏻

  • @joejohnson-tm4wx
    @joejohnson-tm4wx 4 роки тому +1

    Pays for Liptons n walks out with milk pro nitty

  • @sroosh.a1096
    @sroosh.a1096 4 роки тому

    This nitty has a certii haircut😂😂

  • @justrexi661
    @justrexi661 4 роки тому

    Nitty bernz would defo be a Woolwich cat 😂

  • @cfatty
    @cfatty 3 роки тому

    "You lied to me you lied you lied matey fucking loose it"