Lovett and Friends GO OFF on The Kardashians and...Crunchy Peanut Butter? Lovett or Leave It Podcast

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  • @ViolentOrchid
    @ViolentOrchid 2 роки тому +49

    This peanut butter discourse is what we need. If you don't like chewing, just admit that.

  • @SkyeMinch
    @SkyeMinch 2 роки тому +35

    I’m literally like crying over this peanut butter rant omg this is magnificent

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 2 роки тому

      I've never been angrier with Paul 😅

    • @condorbeene6898
      @condorbeene6898 2 роки тому +2

      A peanut butter rant by the man who voiced Mr. Peanutbutter (on BoJack Horseman)! Who could ask for more?

  • @Stephen-Montefinese
    @Stephen-Montefinese 2 роки тому +22

    I love this fucking show on a Saturday morning. You guys crack me up.

  • @ryanmarshall3487
    @ryanmarshall3487 2 роки тому +16

    I want someone now that is told to put out an apology just phone it in with, “I do apologize, not my deepest of apologies, but there’s a little bit of depth to it. If I disappointed any of you, then my family and friends have said that they welcome you to the club with open arms. I did learn from this, so that’s a plus.”. Because I’d respect that level of meh from someone.

  • @Tree_Village
    @Tree_Village Рік тому +1

    these are such gems. how are they not more well known!

  • @Fanney47
    @Fanney47 2 роки тому +9

    Misha was not in an interview. He was speaking at a Supernatural Convention and they were talking about somethin else and then he added something about "being all three" and people thought he was bi (because one of the three was being bi) and loved it. It was a very nice apology from him. He was one part of one of the biggest slash ships in Supernatural (Dean/Castiel). I don't know about the aftermath tho because I'm not really in that fandom anymore, it can be insanely toxic.

  • @saber1epee0
    @saber1epee0 2 роки тому +5

    "no calories from liquids"
    *Sips wine all day*

  • @elizabethc113
    @elizabethc113 2 роки тому +6

    Did it occur to no one onstage that they were arguing about peanut butter with MISTER peanut butter himself?

  • @judyhgonzalez9715
    @judyhgonzalez9715 2 роки тому +8

    I ❤️ Lovett. Best movie scenes; In the movie Ratatouille the food critique orders a plate of Perspective. Your ‘Perspective’ rant was spot on. In the 1950s book Holy Barbarians the protagonist, Shep, abuses Ambercrombie and Finch in epic proportions.

  • @donannecummings479
    @donannecummings479 2 роки тому +3

    A glass of orange juice is a cookie & a cookie is fries - Jon Lovett😂😂

  • @radiokarla
    @radiokarla 2 роки тому +2

    I always enjoy this segment, but this was by far one of the absolute best! I completely agree with no chunky peanut butter or chunky juice 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Y’all we’re on fire and it was fantastic ❤❤❤

  • @pro-choicemom
    @pro-choicemom 2 роки тому +5

    My sister who is gay gets so angry at LGBTQ+ people who berate other people who make mistakes. It's so counterproductive.

  • @yensid4294
    @yensid4294 2 роки тому +11

    If you knew the context of Misha's character on Supernatural & all the accusations/condemnation the show got for queer-baiting, his apology might make more sense. But yeah, discourse & perspective online often gets completely distorted & reactionary. I agree with you there.

    • @TheTinaminina
      @TheTinaminina 2 роки тому +2

      Absolutely. He didn't even know who Misha was so it obvi seems like a rando's apology but there's alot more going on here with the Supernatural fandom that required Misha's attention.

  • @adamrassi3516
    @adamrassi3516 2 роки тому +5

    Oh, man do I love some Paul F. Tompkins. Check out his Dead Authors podcast. It's a series and ended a few years ago, but it's comedy gold :)
    Edit: there was something special about Mr. Peanut Butter talking smack about peanut butter. So good

  • @S4PPH0M3T
    @S4PPH0M3T 2 роки тому +3

    "but is that a good thing to do?" Thank you Mr. Tompkins

  • @drewe51
    @drewe51 2 роки тому +6

    Crunch peanut butter as the pulp of peanut butter is spot on. I don't want to chew juice or butter.

    • @saber1epee0
      @saber1epee0 2 роки тому

      I agree that it works but I also am on the chunky juice+butter side of the argument.
      I like food to be food. Not pureed into a uniform goo or filtered and scrapped until there's simply sugar-water left.
      Not to be Ablist, I'm 100% happy things are available for those who cannot chew. But I have a fully functioning mouth and eating is an experience.
      Go drink your Soylent without me I want food.

    • @saber1epee0
      @saber1epee0 2 роки тому +1

      This has been my Ted talk.

    • @drewe51
      @drewe51 2 роки тому

      @@saber1epee0 I don't want everything as a uniform puree, but I want all of my purees to be pureed.
      I don't want my lobster with a few raw bits just so I can remember that it's essentially a sea scorpion. Nor do I want my steak with some bits of wood stuck in it, to remind me of the fire my ancestors would've cooked it over.

  • @jinxie8
    @jinxie8 2 роки тому +9

    The issue with Misha Collins is that his own fans went crazy and started vilifying him for being misleading. I don’t think his apology was to the general LGBTQ+ but his own fans. It was pretty ugly the way they responded.

    • @pro-choicemom
      @pro-choicemom 2 роки тому

      Being counterproductive & driving allies away. It almost makes me think they're conservative bigots using fake accounts.

    • @IliyaMoroumetz
      @IliyaMoroumetz 2 роки тому +5

      Fans are why we can't have nice things.

  • @moirahalloran2703
    @moirahalloran2703 2 роки тому +2

    If any of you come to SJI, Wa, get your weed at The Local. It's jazz themed.

  • @ermeeleer
    @ermeeleer 2 роки тому +2

    A glass of orange juice is a cookie and a cookie is fries 😂😂😂

  • @Snoozems
    @Snoozems 2 роки тому +6

    Crunchy Peanut Butter is gross. Period. Also, as someone who doesn't live where weed is legal, I'll take whatever I can fucking get. lol

  • @Jryanist
    @Jryanist 2 роки тому +1

    Don't you love the way Lovett always says: "that was great" 😊 this is the first time I've ever seen Lovett ..I live in Italy where everything arrives late and I listen not watch. I got behind and binged you, so I'm reduced to youtubing you because I cannot get enough. You make me laugh too.😆 Btw, I also love your empathy. Say 'that was great' all you want I really do like it and all of you, you John Lovett!

  • @bio_cat
    @bio_cat 2 роки тому +4

    How lame am I that when you said apple store, I thought a literal store selling apples?

  • @illepu
    @illepu 2 роки тому +1

    "Tootsie doesn't hold up. And justice for Terri Garr!"
    Yes and yes. Actually, it only held up for the hour and a half that you sat in the theater and watched it, while "Missing", "ET" and "The Verdict" have held up.

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana 2 роки тому +5

    People not understanding the right of way is truly infuriating, Paul 😤😤😤

  • @mightyone3737
    @mightyone3737 2 роки тому +4

    Crunchy peanut butter can exist because your peanut butter is not ground as fine, which results in a different texture. I've had (and enjoyed) such peanut butter, but it is very different without added oil. 'Crunchy' seems to be just fine ground with bits mixed in, but crunchy tastes better. Also, how do you survive in life if you can't eat the manly peanut butter? Are you a small child? Ah well, both my older siblings preferred smooth, but I always liked crunchy. Make of this what you will.

    • @EthanKristopherHartley
      @EthanKristopherHartley 2 роки тому +4

      I like crunchy peanut butter, just as I like marmalade and orange juice with bits in it. My partner doesn't eat either and 80% of the time brings home the smooth version for some unknown reason. 😭 Pray for me. 😁

  • @heathab1539
    @heathab1539 2 роки тому +1

    Crunchy peanut butter is the best on thick sprouted bread with a tone of jelly lmaoooo, for when you need a THICK hardy pb and j lol like it's the first thing you've eaten in 3 days

  • @robinwiley7166
    @robinwiley7166 2 роки тому

    Crunchy Peanut butter is what the heels of the bread are made for!!!!!

  • @bearsenator
    @bearsenator 2 роки тому +2

    Crunchy peanut butter is appropriate for the memories it evokes. To me, it's "summer in Grandma's backyard."

  • @jennyonthespectrum4581
    @jennyonthespectrum4581 2 роки тому +1

    I live for Jon's rants and his regrets every week 🤓

  • @patriciah8377
    @patriciah8377 2 роки тому +1

    Love you guys ♥️💚💙🧡👏👏👏

  • @lifeslittlesweets
    @lifeslittlesweets 2 роки тому

    Can someone tell me what brand is that little radio thing on the table? It's really cute! I want one!

  • @old_grey_cat
    @old_grey_cat 2 роки тому +1

    Hit the target on several points, but deepest regrets apologies? Bullseye!

  • @desireeespinosa3954
    @desireeespinosa3954 2 роки тому +3

    We love you John…. And no one wants to snuggle Skellator 🥰

  • @FezzieWigs
    @FezzieWigs 2 роки тому +1

    I mean, you're not wrong about peanut butter! Crunchy peanut butter is like they ran out of time in the food mill.

  • @dorothymartino3221
    @dorothymartino3221 2 роки тому

    Love this show!

  • @MRICCI8
    @MRICCI8 2 роки тому +1

    Jon, my favorite fashion week is you.

  • @skyisfalling8173
    @skyisfalling8173 2 роки тому +4

    Jon's legs to be specific.

  • @christopherharris6145
    @christopherharris6145 2 роки тому +14

    I can't risk being anywhere near the Kardashians, as I have a severe allergy to silicone.

    • @GGoAwayy
      @GGoAwayy 2 роки тому

      And to think... without a sex tape they'd be obscure nobodies. Now they're famous nobodies.

    • @cassandrashelton3690
      @cassandrashelton3690 2 роки тому

      You win! 😂😂

    • @EthanKristopherHartley
      @EthanKristopherHartley 2 роки тому +2

      I do too, if I stand anywhere near someone wearing a dunce's hat I start sneezing.
      Oh, no, sorry, it's silly cones I'm allergic to. 😜

  • @mspitstoptoyou
    @mspitstoptoyou 2 роки тому +3

    Kardashians - hope... 😂 Yes, I hope I too can afford to go to the plastic surgeon to keep myself looking like a rubber sex doll in perpetuity.

  • @bettyveronica9880
    @bettyveronica9880 2 роки тому +11

    Cool?? 🙄 They're the epitome of entitled privilege.
    Why do they call crunchy peanut butter...*butter*?? Butter's not supposed to be crunchy. 😖🙃 The coffee bit is 💯💯💯😂😂😂👍🏻

  • @heathab1539
    @heathab1539 2 роки тому

    Didn't know the twins were short lmaooooo

  • @leilanisimmons8431
    @leilanisimmons8431 Рік тому

    I haven’t eaten crunchy peanut butter since I learned the FDA allows a certain amount of cockroach parts in peanut butter. Leave it 🙈

    • @Terry-lh8cn
      @Terry-lh8cn Рік тому

      You know it's in creamy, too...

  • @skyisfalling8173
    @skyisfalling8173 2 роки тому +3

    Rewards program, always effortless and with my habit, $20 bucks off a highly taxed product? Sweet.

  • @jbtpa895
    @jbtpa895 Рік тому

    Oh like my ex having divorce papers delivered to work,on our anniversary. They're out there!

  • @Donillini
    @Donillini 2 роки тому

    I think it’s funny that there is a documentary about how terrible AF was even though everybody alive already knew they were problematic to put it mildly

  • @jennyonthespectrum4581
    @jennyonthespectrum4581 2 роки тому

    Drinking things with chunks of food in it is 🤢 . . It's a choking hazard. I did like chunky peanut butter when I was young, but now I see how smooth is far more practical.

  • @faithrynders6735
    @faithrynders6735 2 роки тому

    Crunchy peanut butter is the best, however I have earned that if you are making no-bake cookies you have to use creamy. Otherwise the texture is just not right.

  • @Morgan-ug2rt
    @Morgan-ug2rt 2 роки тому +2

    *gasp* You come for my peanut butter Paul. Texture fascist.

  • @elizabeth7563
    @elizabeth7563 2 роки тому +2

    Justice for Teri Garr!

  • @derekorp
    @derekorp 2 роки тому

    That was fun

  • @Bartcmh
    @Bartcmh 2 роки тому

    If you have more than a 28 inch waist you’re not allowed in Abercrombie Finch. Fact!

  • @GGoAwayy
    @GGoAwayy 2 роки тому

    11:30 No, we want big chunky bubbles.

  • @skybaby444
    @skybaby444 2 роки тому +1

    No no no. Crunchy is an excellent word.

  • @joanneperry8021
    @joanneperry8021 2 роки тому

    Avoid torn bread...chunky peanut butter over chocolate or vanilla ice cream.

  • @themorales6
    @themorales6 2 роки тому

    I NEVER buy it, but I LOVE crunchy peanut butter!

  • @cidchase2689
    @cidchase2689 2 роки тому +1

    These politicians are the leaders of our country. I think you have to ask them to look inside their hollow shells and ask themselves if they would truly feel safe and want to live in a country that had them and lots of replication of themselves as the leaders of the country. And, do they think, even for a moment, that any of these individuals would hesitate to gun them down?

  • @callmeprettybaby
    @callmeprettybaby 2 роки тому +1

    THANK YOU, Paul. Screw crunchy peanut butter.

  • @therealottawasteph
    @therealottawasteph 2 роки тому +1

    Team Crunchy (Planter's)

  • @BoringTroublemaker
    @BoringTroublemaker 2 роки тому

    I love my crunchy peanut butter AND my GD extra pulp OJ.

  • @barbaradonaldson5554
    @barbaradonaldson5554 2 роки тому

    my daughter puts peanuts on her peanut butter, but won't eat crunchy peanut butter, explain that

  • @amymoorehead7185
    @amymoorehead7185 Рік тому

    Quit yelling. Peanut butter with Clark bar or butterfinger on top.😋

  • @recycleme1224
    @recycleme1224 2 роки тому

    Matt has a good point about the commoditization of weed, or what happens because of capitalism. False.

  • @sharonsomers5342
    @sharonsomers5342 2 роки тому +2

    Former Process Server Here. Going to weigh in on behalf of the person serving them. I was working from 2002-2005 in CA. So my info may be dated or wouldn't apply in another location. Fair warning, fairly given. I also know nothing of the specifics of this case other than what was said here. These are just generalities that I can think up and will apply here. Bottom line, y'all are 100% wrong.

    • @sharonsomers5342
      @sharonsomers5342 2 роки тому +1

      5. No security firm in their right mind will stop a process server. If you do it at all, knowing that you are legally required to let the person in, the server will immediately serve the person obstructing them. Because when you bar a process server, you are in charge of getting that serve done as the gatekeeper. If you don't give those papers to the person named and they claim they never got them, you may suck up an obstruction charge. Maybe even contempt if the judge is in a bad mood. Because you shouldn't do it. Period. The process server will tell you. It won't be a surprise. And I don't know anybody who believes the person they are protecting is going to cover for them. Besides, the security firm knows that the person they are protecting would be madder if they gave it to them. In cases where security firms specifically write down that they are barring process servers, they are in violation of the law and they can have their license revoked if they don't remedy it immediately and apologize to the court. I've seen a security firm have its license revoked over gatekeeping. They lost their entire business because they were warning residents to expect a process server and not to answer their door. The judge was not amused. And the people got served anyway.
      6. There is such a thing as Serve by Publication. It costs a pretty penny, but if somebody is ducking service, you can literally print those court documents in major newspapers they are likely to read. Like the NY Times. Trust me, this was a whole lot less bad than that. If her ex had a bone to pick with her, that's what he could have done. It's messy when it happens to a celebrity, but the threat of that happening will often get a celebrity to come out to be served personally.
      7. If you want to never have this happen, all you need is a lawyer that is your Agent for Service. All that means is that an attorney is empowered to accept any document you need served on you at their office. It's super easy and is usually covered in the price of retaining a lawyer. She is more than wealthy enough to have a lawyer. That she doesn't, is on her. If she does, then it may be a very important and immediate problem. For example, in family law, an ex parte is an emergency session 24 hours after a party has been served for an emergency event that cannot wait for the next hearing in a few months. If that needs to happen immediately because there is a problem, that serve may be done personally because maybe the law firm is closed or the lawyer is out of town (this is why they must file documents when they go on vacation). I've seen it for a number of reasons but the major one that broke my heart was when a 4-year-old popped positive for cocaine use after being dropped off at his Dad's house and they went to the hospital for the child's altered mental state. Dad proved the cocaine use was on Mom's time and she admitted to loading him up before dropping him off and planned on claiming he did it later that night to CPS. Because he brought the kid in right away, it was on her. 24 hours later, Mom lost all custody. Then she got arrested. It was wild.
      8. You know this stuff is coming. It's not a surprise when somebody you co-parent with is going to send docs. It's a normal thing. It can happen for every single iteration of a document. This would not impact her day if she was expecting them. The fact that she doesn't have a plan to expedite it is on her. She should have an Agent. If she doesn't, either her lawyer is shit, or she is ducking service. Because the other option is to receive the documents in the mail/email and confirm you got them from the other person, like an adult. If they are serving each other, it's probably not that civil. Or it's short notice. Or it's just a lawyer racking up fees. So really, we don't know much.
      9. But if she's an adult? She may have asked the person to drop it off there. Where she was going to be. And they did. The process server would roll up and say "I've got a delivery for Olivia Wilde, she expecting me. I just need to hand these to her." And the guard would say "what is it" and the person flips their Process Server ID and says "it's legal paperwork". And they pass them through. And guess what? She got a ton of free publicity. A ton of people who didn't care before watched the coverage after. She got a lot of people to say that her ex made bad choices. All for the low-low price of being where she said she was going to be when she was going to be there. Her ex had nothing to do with it. The process server might have. She might have.
      10. Do you know who else does a ton of serves? Police/Peace Officers. It was $75 to have one of them do the serve when I worked so I always billed under that. But yeah, if a police officer walks up in plain clothes and flips their badge, they are going to be let in. You can't bar them if they are on duty and have a reason to be there. It's why some Process Servers carry Sheriff's badges. It gets them through the door where otherwise they might be stopped. That could have been an officer. And when they get handed a serve and told to drop it because dispatch found out where they are going to be, they don't have the option of just saying 'no thanks, she is enjoying their accolades!'. They get it done. And anybody in the way of an officer can be cited for refusing to allow them entry. Obstruction of Justice is not cheap (depending on the reason, up to $1k in fines and a year in jail). And if an officer alleges that you barred them entry and still did it after they informed you of the consequences, no judge will throw it out. And then they can continue walking in anyway. Your resistance is truly futile.

    • @sharonsomers5342
      @sharonsomers5342 2 роки тому +1

      11. Process Servers *hate* it when people can recognize them because it ruins their ability to do their job. If he had another option, he would have taken it. He didn't try to get photographed. He just slipped in and out before anybody realized what happened. The news sites saying he hopped on stage and screamed "YOU'RE SERVED" are just...wild. What you have here is more comprehensive than most of those. Which made a mountain out of a molehill. And may cost that particular agent money.
      12. If you say "don't serve me, serve them!" and then the next person sends you to person B and they say person C and then back to person A ad infinitum, it's not an effective way to avoid service. What happens is that 3 process servers will serve everybody at once and say "we don't care, you figure it out". Because somebody is getting served. And if your answer is "but I have tricked the court!" then the answer is usually that everybody is served. There is an exception if somebody is dead. But I don't recommend that route.
      To finish up, none of the examples were directly mine because I guarantee confidentiality. But all of my examples were in the news within the last 2 decades, somewhere or another.

    • @sir_vix
      @sir_vix 3 місяці тому +1

      @@sharonsomers5342 I know it is 2 years later, but this was fascinating. If this post is any indication of your meticulousness, you must have been a terror as a process server.

    • @sharonsomers5342
      @sharonsomers5342 3 місяці тому

      @@sir_vix It really is something rarely done well in Pop Culture. But I have seen one. Iron Man 2 where the US Marshall serves him? Kind, charming, and subtle, she lets him get interested and get in the car so she can get away. She presents her badge when requested. Anybody looking from 5' away would not know what happened other than a pretty girl gave him a piece of paper.
      They knew Tony was vulnerable to that approach and used it. The best ones are the ones who look like something else. I wore a colored shirt with a matching hat over black slacks and everybody thought I was a delivery person with something special with my clipboard and my bright smile.
      I got it done because the person being served *needs* those documents as much as they hate them. Somebody did something in a court of law against you and you'll need to respond as soon as possible. The judge is not going to get any happier with delays and they won't be mad at the person who can produce attempt after attempt.
      Don't duck, read them, respond, show up. Many lawsuits fail because somebody shows up and says 'Prove it'. If they don't prove it, they lose. But they don't fail because you hide from the court. If you need more time, ask for it. Judges get that these things are like mousetraps.
      I was good at it because I wasn't expected. We'd have one of the big guys knock with the big booming knock and the scary demeanor. Then I'd tag in a few hours later, looking different. And the doors would open. Drove my partners-in-law (can't use partners in crime, we were not doing any crimes, lol) nuts. All they had to do was call me when they knew they were home and I'd show up and they would let me in.
      If I especially wanted in? I showed up with balloons. Didn't even give them over, just used them all day on all the serves. If I say I have balloons for you, I must give them over. If I say I have a delivery, well that would be the service. And I happen to like balloons. I'd give them to the parents at the park by my house at the end of the day and they just loved them.

    • @sharonsomers5342
      @sharonsomers5342 3 місяці тому

      as a note, 'in' is used for access to the person. I never crossed the threshold and I never went inside a private residence. That's really unsafe. I'll drop it at my feet and it still counts if I tell you what it is, you don't need to accept it.

  • @SaucerJess
    @SaucerJess 2 роки тому

    💙🥰💙

  • @leehayes4019
    @leehayes4019 2 роки тому +2

    Falsely aspirational!

  • @catherinereynolds9644
    @catherinereynolds9644 2 роки тому

    Creameux

  • @daltonlunn1653
    @daltonlunn1653 2 роки тому

    #MakeComedyBangBangIncludedWithStreamingMembershipsAgain

  • @Shari466
    @Shari466 2 роки тому

    Crunchy peanut butter is only good for making cookies.

  • @sierrahunterlewis7677
    @sierrahunterlewis7677 2 роки тому

    This P-FLAG MOMMA LOVES her SON'S from another MOMMA 💓💓

  • @JD-ku3xt
    @JD-ku3xt Рік тому

    Couldn't get into Ted Lasso. It's too ageist and sexist. All the men have redeeming qualities and they make the one woman over 40 the villain of the show who has to improve. Why don't any of the men have to improve? Sorry, so thanks. It's just another exercise in trying to humiliate women of a certain age and make us the Disney villains. F kazaam 2 as well . . .all the good characters are men and children and the women over 20 are villains? right

    • @JD-ku3xt
      @JD-ku3xt Рік тому

      Also, F Only Murders Left in the Building . . .same thing. Women over 30 are villains or bitchy. Old men and young women are the "heroes"

  • @thomasdequincey5811
    @thomasdequincey5811 2 роки тому

    Are the people in the crowd laughing because, to not laugh, would be them admitting they've wasted their money? It's like, you've wasted their money on this drivel, it isn't funny and it's only just started. If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

    • @rustyb2692
      @rustyb2692 2 роки тому +1

      Very Funny saw in person is GREAT👏👏👏👏👏🌈🌈🌈