[YTP] Michael vs. Heathrow Customs

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  • Опубліковано 13 сер 2011
  • Love the new material! I'll get some better ideas eventually. This video isn't great, I just wanted to do something with the new sources.
    EDIT: I'm not sure why the stars of david at the end were pixellated, some problem with the rendering.
    00:45 - Pendulum - Ransom
    2:23 - Blarsa - Garden Party

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  • @cs188
    @cs188 13 років тому +106

    Oh man. Hilarious.

  • @AverageJoeCinema
    @AverageJoeCinema 9 років тому +135

    This remains my absolute favorite Rosen YTP.

    • @alegomanYTPs
      @alegomanYTPs 9 років тому

      then you haven't seen mine ;)

    • @ItsOver900O
      @ItsOver900O 9 років тому +1

      A Lego Man lol yours are awful though.

    • @alegomanYTPs
      @alegomanYTPs 9 років тому +2

      ***** lol

    • @TheGava4
      @TheGava4 5 років тому

      JiggyStash can someone tell me why everyone is OBSESSED with Rosen?

    • @DrPacman
      @DrPacman 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheGava4 because A he has written some wonderful kids stories. B his videos were so good for YTP.

  • @Leowono
    @Leowono 10 років тому +101

    there is nothing better than this video

  • @VerdantSerpent
    @VerdantSerpent 5 років тому +28

    It upsets me that this only has 250K views. This video was literally 3% of my childhood.

  • @SkylordElberich
    @SkylordElberich 10 років тому +75

    2:20 : JEWISH TIME!!!

  • @stu3yy_
    @stu3yy_ 10 років тому +49

    GREAT SCOTT

  • @CalumHGaming
    @CalumHGaming 8 років тому +40

    drilling for oil... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • @edible_lemon
    @edible_lemon 9 років тому +32

    "It was my liver"
    Me- fucking dead on the floor roaring

  • @jennawood8149
    @jennawood8149 10 років тому +39

    Easily my favourite YTP of all time, I must have watched this over 100 times now, but I still piss myself laughing every time.

  • @Cybjon
    @Cybjon 9 років тому +12

    How the fuck did this man become Children's Poet Laureate?

  • @kierxn19
    @kierxn19 8 років тому +17

    00:09 gets me every time xD

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 9 років тому +29

    This YTP is freaking hilarious! "And I say... Anyone around here -gay?" *Rave starts* xD

  • @KatanaSoul
    @KatanaSoul  9 років тому +65

    Shit when did this hit 200k views

    • @calccalccalc
      @calccalccalc 9 років тому +3

      Katan the Van Since you are a wizard harry.

    • @elxslve8448
      @elxslve8448 9 років тому +3

      Katan the Van i have no idea, although this was the poop that introduced me to michael rosen poops back in 2011

    • @asrieldreemurr2856
      @asrieldreemurr2856 7 років тому +2

      Katan the Van
      It's funny and good. It deserved them likes and views. :3

    • @asrieldreemurr2856
      @asrieldreemurr2856 7 років тому +1

      Alec Stone
      You are a hairy wizard

    • @Fnidner
      @Fnidner 6 років тому

      make more now you hack

  • @OLLI3
    @OLLI3 10 років тому +23

    OMG DOUBLE ENDER 0:19

  • @bjnartowt
    @bjnartowt 10 років тому +14

    1:11 - I lose it at Pfff... OOOOWWWWWW

  • @mugoloo
    @mugoloo 9 років тому +23

    GREAT SCOTT.

  • @alovering92
    @alovering92 12 років тому +2

    This is by far my favourite Michael Rosen ytp. Maybe my favourite ytp altogether.

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 13 років тому +3

    God, i'd had the bloody "unh... uhn... unhunhunhunhunhunhun" punching thing at 0:21 in my mind ALL DAY today, and after I finally found it, a number of Rosen poops later, I laughed SO hard.
    That is probably one of the best YTP moments ever created, hats off.

  • @cjstone1992
    @cjstone1992 10 років тому +15

    This is honestly the best YTP i've ever seen thank you so much

    • @MRJBS117
      @MRJBS117 2 роки тому

      Definitely is 😂😂😂

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 9 років тому +11

    0:11 Killed me.

  • @woodenchair1922
    @woodenchair1922 6 років тому +6

    This is too good, I shit myself laughing every time I watch this. Never gets old.

  • @poopzon3verything496
    @poopzon3verything496 9 років тому +7

    The first 14 m
    Seconds was ytp gold

  • @zaxlor
    @zaxlor 2 роки тому +4

    10 years on and the situation at the Heathrow baggage claim is still the same :/

  • @toastytooley7980
    @toastytooley7980 11 років тому +8

    "They even looked under my butt but they never thought to look in my butt" Story of my life.

  • @Nickgantz12
    @Nickgantz12 8 років тому +45

    Script:
    Dont tell your mother
    Clicking noise
    Ooh yeah look at that little sticky
    yehhh, yehhh, ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yehhh
    Green tomato chutney
    Dad says phew i'm drilling for oil yeah ghhhhhh
    And I say anyone around here gay
    And he beats me with a frying pan without a handle
    Smugglers and customs
    Not long ago I was a smuggler
    And I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs
    I chose to hide it on me somewhere, but where?
    I know I said, Ill stuff it in my butt
    phhh owwwww!
    so then I went creepy crawly
    suddenly, the door opens
    hey! they saw me, they say
    what are you doing?
    and I say shut up you prick
    you can't rule my life
    They search me
    They looked in my pockets, they looked in my shoes,
    down my shirt, down my pants,
    they even looked under my butt
    but they never thought to look in my butt did they?
    So, so, so, they let me go
    And when I got to the other end, where the other smugglers were
    I said horaray aye eee, heya hey
    I got through!
    So then, I took my hand, I shoved it in my butt
    Great Scott!
    Out it comes, It was my liver
    Uncle hymee looked out the window and said
    scno;wienfprnwes r;goinwge sd fwl ges
    Michael, its jewish time
    mmmmmmmm
    oye!
    ayeyayaya
    Cock

  • @TheForfy
    @TheForfy 13 років тому +3

    Dude, your Michael Rosen YTP's are the best on the net xD Keep up the good work!

  • @mywifesboyfriend5741
    @mywifesboyfriend5741 3 роки тому +3

    This was amazing. Please make more of these!

  • @MrYeahbuddyyy
    @MrYeahbuddyyy 13 років тому +3

    This guys facial expressions always make me laugh

  • @mw47
    @mw47 13 років тому +2

    great work katana
    i really love your poops, hope there will be more soon.

  • @metal571
    @metal571 12 років тому +1

    one of the best ytp's in recent history without a doubt

  • @SnackerdJack
    @SnackerdJack 5 років тому +1

    The beginning of the video was... genius.

  • @anti-islamicterroristorgan8843

    Still a masterpiece

  • @zoidy25
    @zoidy25 13 років тому +1

    that's what I love about your poops, the fact that they have a consistent story. it makes it that much funnier.
    oh, and jewish time is the best time

  • @jamalhithe850
    @jamalhithe850 7 років тому +3

    That "GREAT SCOTT" killed me xD

  • @MrDegenerateMe
    @MrDegenerateMe 11 років тому +3

    "And he beats me with a frying pan without a handle."

  • @puroboludeo1
    @puroboludeo1 7 років тому +2

    This is awesome... it's been so long since it came out and I'm just finding it now

  • @AdminiumWarrior
    @AdminiumWarrior 12 років тому

    One of the best I've seen in a long time: Bravo!

  • @sarahdavis1045
    @sarahdavis1045 8 років тому +2

    This video is amazingly well maid compared to other UA-cam poops..

  • @patrickryan1821
    @patrickryan1821 5 років тому +4

    This one made me laugh so hard my hernia pushed out.

  • @RahermLOL
    @RahermLOL 13 років тому +1

    best poop i've seen in so long, so well made

  • @theflyingmusician1
    @theflyingmusician1 9 років тому +5

    This is incredible :D Never have I come across these types of videos but you sir, win the internet. I don't know what I just witnessed but whatever it is it must be the closest to being on illicit drugs. The Jewish time thing was hilarious.

  • @ImperialLobster
    @ImperialLobster 13 років тому

    KS You did it again! I'm in tears.

  • @SleeplessEntity
    @SleeplessEntity 11 років тому +4

    "And out comes my liver". I just fucking pissed myself at that xD

  • @gta4cat
    @gta4cat 13 років тому

    This is perhaps the best one yet

  • @MegaPablo1231
    @MegaPablo1231 12 років тому +1

    Please, make more of these. They are hilarious!!!

  • @yourmajesty90
    @yourmajesty90 13 років тому

    Why isn't it great Katana? This is probably one of the most original sentence mixing I've ever seen. It's quite a throwback to the old days of derrymarkson and Insector. Thank you very much :D

  • @rem520
    @rem520 13 років тому

    I don't even know what just happened, but it was brilliant!

  • @LucyLabrador1
    @LucyLabrador1 13 років тому

    OMG, brilliant.I'm looking forward to more of these, from these new peoms and stories. BRILLIANT! No... wait, not brilliant... FANTASTIC!

  • @VideogamesPISSmeOFF
    @VideogamesPISSmeOFF 11 років тому +1

    Uncle Micheal sounds like a nice guy

  • @ferreta06
    @ferreta06 12 років тому

    i feel like this is the greatest ytp ever.

  • @Horton094
    @Horton094 11 років тому

    This is without a doubt the best one.

  • @MKDBRConncetion
    @MKDBRConncetion 10 років тому +15

    0:20 to 0:28
    OH GOD LMAO

  • @TehGallopingSausage
    @TehGallopingSausage 13 років тому

    Easily one of your funniest yet. XD
    "Hoorayyayyyyyy y y"

  • @MrGroogly
    @MrGroogly 12 років тому +1

    Dude this was amazing!! Serious comedy gold.

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 11 років тому +1

    This is possibly my favorite Michael Rosen UA-cam Poop. Don't get me wrong, cs188 is hilarious, but I think this might be the hardest I've laughed at one of these videos. Not to mention that cs188 has only made four Michael Rosen YTPs. Not to rush him or anything, but he really needs to make more.

  • @JuicyPlams
    @JuicyPlams 13 років тому

    Brilliant. Can't wait to see more.

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 4 роки тому +1

    0:14 *me when I’m in a bad mood and my dad tells me to smile for a family photo*

  • @DragonsRule02
    @DragonsRule02 13 років тому

    GREAT SCOTT! This is amazing!

  • @DigitalXAQ
    @DigitalXAQ 13 років тому

    This is one of the better ones i've seen.

  • @tangsaver1
    @tangsaver1 2 роки тому +2

    Classic Rosen ytp

  • @AstolfoCh
    @AstolfoCh 10 років тому +5

    I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE DUBSTEP PART XD

    • @AstolfoCh
      @AstolfoCh 9 років тому +1

      ***** Whatever.

  • @SailorMars768
    @SailorMars768 9 років тому +4

    Holy shit this is hilarious. The first 20 seconds nearly killed me.

  • @TheBML2
    @TheBML2 13 років тому

    the intro is the funniest thing i ever saw btw awesome job

  • @clankzappah
    @clankzappah 12 років тому

    This was epicly good!

  • @jackmanrocks97
    @jackmanrocks97 13 років тому +1

    It's been a long time since i laughed my face off at a youtube poop
    Well done this is brilliant

  • @kevmcallister
    @kevmcallister 13 років тому

    Terrific stuff mate

  • @leannyly
    @leannyly 12 років тому

    This has got to be the funniest YTP I have ever seen.

  • @thelittlejacob1
    @thelittlejacob1 12 років тому +1

    Trying to watch this without laughing is possible the hardest thing i have ever done although i only lasted about 5 seconds.

  • @samji_art
    @samji_art 7 років тому +8

    I said HOORAAAAYYYAAAYYEEE! aya. aya.

  • @burnonedown09
    @burnonedown09 11 років тому

    If there is a UA-cam hall of fame, this needs to be in it.

  • @MrWeekendoff
    @MrWeekendoff 13 років тому +2

    they looked UNDER my butt, they never thought to look IN my butt, did they?! thanks so much for this, after a crappy day in work this has really cheered me up!!

  • @ninjachipzanuff
    @ninjachipzanuff 12 років тому

    i love your ytp's

  • @itjustwentoff4647
    @itjustwentoff4647 6 років тому +1

    masterpiece

  • @BenjosAPsychoticRabbit
    @BenjosAPsychoticRabbit 13 років тому

    This is one of my favourite Michael Rosen poops!

  • @Gibbontake
    @Gibbontake 12 років тому

    you know it's too funny when you have pause the video to catch your breath

  • @ayroxus94
    @ayroxus94 9 років тому

    the best opening ever!

  • @haleywatson3470
    @haleywatson3470 11 років тому

    Prolly one of the most hilarious things one could watch

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 12 років тому

    the title alone is a win

  • @Lonewolfx124xxx
    @Lonewolfx124xxx Рік тому

    This is absolutely brilliant UA-cam excellence

  • @S-Nova0
    @S-Nova0 12 років тому

    Legendary video!

  • @QuilavaKing
    @QuilavaKing 12 років тому

    One of the best poops ever.

  • @iDiscordAT
    @iDiscordAT 13 років тому

    FANTASTIK

  • @fireboltman1438
    @fireboltman1438 12 років тому

    great scott!!!!!!!!!!! this is awsome

  • @nanaimon
    @nanaimon 11 років тому

    Great Scott!

  • @saltedpeanut1847
    @saltedpeanut1847 7 років тому +1

    This is brilliant. So funny.

  • @adyy78
    @adyy78 9 років тому +2

    nicely done ^^

  • @migduh
    @migduh 12 років тому

    Nice electro-swing at the end!

  • @gingergingerginger1
    @gingergingerginger1 13 років тому +1

    The first 20 seconds has me splitting my sides every time xD

  • @BrothersNylon
    @BrothersNylon 13 років тому

    this is great!

  • @shaneparker5423
    @shaneparker5423 11 років тому +1

    This is the best michael video lol!!!

  • @FunLovinPaddy
    @FunLovinPaddy 13 років тому

    Great video!

  • @sonconmas
    @sonconmas 11 років тому

    He needs to make more of these random YTPs!

  • @Teraprinny
    @Teraprinny 12 років тому

    This video made me cry since the beggining XD.

  • @ziomallex1
    @ziomallex1 10 років тому

    best intro ever

  • @warlord4811
    @warlord4811 11 років тому

    this is my favorite poop of all time

  • @lupos2000
    @lupos2000 13 років тому +1

    10 seconds in and I already can't stop laughing.

  • @Ebessan
    @Ebessan 7 місяців тому

    Great Scott!! 😮

  • @mrytp3816
    @mrytp3816 7 років тому +2

    first Michael Rosen poop i watched and its still good XD

  • @yourmajesty90
    @yourmajesty90 13 років тому +1

    Watched it 10 times already, each time funnier than the last viewing :D

  • @Marth66666
    @Marth66666 11 років тому +1

    I will tell it to my mother.