Me and my best call each other a few times a week. Why? Just to talk shit to each other. This friendship between David and Tony reminds me of us. REAL friends talk "shit' in your face but cut for you no matter what. Thank you for the laughs.
Keep up??? Tony is probably the best roaster of all time. Watch him on ADD its funny as hell. Also he wrote a whole lot of roast jokes for other comedians in the comedy central roasts.
Yo, this show, these two are absolutely entertaining, fun, and just enjoyable. I really like these guys and would love to go to a show. I’d say some dumb shit just to get a great laugh! Amazing! One of the best shows on UA-cam right now for real
The jokes they come up on the spot is better than most comedians written material. It’s insane how they can come up with these right on the spot. That is true skill and talent.
Yo, no bull, his comedy is getting better and better. Been watching David Lucas for a little over a month now and he's gotten better every week. Definitely seems a lot more comfortable on the mic now and getting quicker with the witty responses.
@@direwolfbear6357 If Schaub opens, the audience would leave before David even got on stage. At least this way they get some comedy before being disappointed
““nah it probably makes you want to be straight” is the funniest shit I have ever heard 😂 I got a guy like Tony at work and I can’t wait to use this line on him lmfao 😂
This was the funniest roast battle I’ve ever seen in my COT DAMN llfe. Holy fuck David could be this generations greatest comedian. cant wait for his first JRE episode
That was a fucking BATTLE. You and Tony roast sessions are the best shit in the whole show in my opinion. Much love fam Edit I wish more people would do this, now days everyone gets so fucking butthurt about simple roast jokes. People need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the show
Black people sick is, (im white samoan fyi) usually the shakes, low protein, quivalent to a night out of whiskey and caffeine mixer, u wake up with the shakes And feeling "jittery" feels like parkinsons when u do anything with ur hands lol but yeah some greasy chicken n hot chips will fix that feeling with some gravy n pepsi to wash it down.
What was with the cameraman's focus on that bearded weirdo before you walked out? Also I love YT's comment police bulletin that reminds viewers to keep the comments rated PG-13. On a David Lucas video. Where you call Tony all 31 flavors of g*y.
How tf are you going mis reference Street Fighter dude... tf Edit: He sure has a lot of jokes about Tony being a little gay boy and wanting to shower with kids... wow
Tony hinchcliff is in the same category as schaub. I don’t find funny and comes off as I should be bigger. Only reason he’s known is Rogan. This guy is way funnier than him also.
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Detroit????
are you coming to North Korea? please?
Hear me out: Branson
I get it, but they'll NEVER see it coming 👀
Tony is looking more unhealthy then usual. Is he doing hard drugs now? He looks like complete crap.
Bring that funny to NC man👈🏽 love your act👈🏽👍🏽🇺🇸🦅💪🏽
You and tony could do an entire show of just roasting each other.
Would love some sort podcast with these two
yeah it’s called KT 😂
Its best not to over do a show like this
Truth
Ye that wouldn't get boring
“Booty cheeks clinched. Can’t take another inch” is so funny 😂
Every week, I patiently wait in hopes to see David battle Tony. That is true friendship.
Bro I totally agree with you this is gold
Can you imagine boo capone murders lucas on every episode. I wonder how the roast me crew would do on kill tony
David and Tony need their own show. That line cook at Applebees joke was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂
Tony had me dying! " you better fondon't ask me about this again"
I love the constant roasts between them two because they CUT DEEP. But it's still all in fun and respect at the end. Big ups to the KILL TONY Show
🤣😂 THE ONLY person that buys his vaps at Trojan 😂🤣
Podcast with you and Tony is the move David!
I Swear!!💯💯💯 make that happen David
The calories vape joke was one of my favorite between these two
Me and my best call each other a few times a week. Why? Just to talk shit to each other. This friendship between David and Tony reminds me of us. REAL friends talk "shit' in your face but cut for you no matter what. Thank you for the laughs.
David Lucas is a veteran of ADD’s “Roast Me” so he can do this all day. Good to see Tony able to keep up!
Keep up??? Tony is probably the best roaster of all time. Watch him on ADD its funny as hell. Also he wrote a whole lot of roast jokes for other comedians in the comedy central roasts.
The way they insult each other but it makes them love each other more is the best
“Tony the only person that buy his vapes from Troooojan” 🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄
“Not all of us are line cooks at applebees” 🤣🤣🤣
You may have my virtual change I have laying around... 💰
All gas no brake.
This was a good one 😂
"that's what the kids at school say" 🤣
Bro, Tony cold asf, he’s gotta direct the show while staying witty enough to handle cats like David constantly 👏🏾🤷🏿♂️
The batter 🤣
Never gets old!! Love this
He said “WE ARE HERE” and all I could think was “DAVID LUCAS IS HEEEERE!” 🎵🎶
Lol.. to good 🤯 both the laughs!!
This is pure gold 🤣🤣
Tony new boyfriend got him flaming yo ass up 😅😅😅
Lmao that was good 🤙🏽
I'm just here to watch David roast Tony
this sesh hits extra hard lmao
10:12 Tony’s white guy voice. Hilarious.
Funny shit. Good to see you slaying
Yo, this show, these two are absolutely entertaining, fun, and just enjoyable. I really like these guys and would love to go to a show. I’d say some dumb shit just to get a great laugh! Amazing! One of the best shows on UA-cam right now for real
David identifies as They/All Them
You can’t roast David lol. He has to sit in a roast room with CP, BOO and the gang 🤣
Yoooo this is so good!! 😂😂
Crushed it once again 🔥
How tf this man only got 57k subs
David you’re the man
Wow.. I could watch that for hours
Damn this is fire 😂🔥
What the fuck did i just witness 😂😂
one of their best, and that's a high bar
Tony aint gay he just loves his mom
David Lucas is fucking good at his job!
Rockin some 5's
I love David Lucas! Legend
Come to Houston TX bro !!!!!
Final showdown
Im getting a Corey Holcomb vibe from him the mannerism and the way he sounds is like him idk if it’s just me
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david.....thanks for answering..............not
I wish Tony would go on ADD roast me
Bro imagine being this funny and opening for Brendan Schaub 🤣
I'd leave after the opening act. Lol
omega lul
Does he really?! That is WILD!
There’s literally nothing funny about Brendan besides the fact he’s surrounded by real talent all the time but is still garbage.
Like eating Ice Cream then eating lettuce directly after
“You look like if Run the Jewels walked”🤣😭😭
You two roasting each other is prime time every time
That shit was funny as hell
Killer Mike is probably bigger lol..
That was so fkn good
That 7 piece slow combo was epic 😂
Oh yeah referencing a movie and then quoting it and rhyming some random words at the end. Very impressive 🙄🙄🙄
"You look like Run the Jewels if they walked everywhere" 🤣🤣🤣 bruhhh
Loved that one🤣
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The jokes they come up on the spot is better than most comedians written material. It’s insane how they can come up with these right on the spot. That is true skill and talent.
seriously blows my mind. we're witnessing true talent.
I cant comprehend how unfunny people like Amy Schumer have sold out arenas
You and Tony need a podcast or a show together. They way you guys feed off each other is great
This was one of the best roasts ever. You were on fire dude! 🔥
I love you guys the chemistry is off the charts absolutely hilarious
“Tony smokes with cigarettes!” That’s a goated reference 😂
Is that from the kid stealing his grandma's car?
@@thefreshwes yea, also might be a Boondocks reference
Tony looks like he normally crosses the street when he sees a black man. I think these exchanges are good for him.
Bhahahaha. The nasal tone says it all. Consider it exposure therapy
“ like we ain’t even did shit who wanna shower already????” 😂😂😂😂
Yo, no bull, his comedy is getting better and better. Been watching David Lucas for a little over a month now and he's gotten better every week. Definitely seems a lot more comfortable on the mic now and getting quicker with the witty responses.
"That must be the diabetes coat you've got on"
-Low key the best roast by Tony
I think he said quilt, but I could be wrong. Quilt implying stitched together and larger.
@@onedayatatime007 correct.
You know the world isn’t fucked up when David is opening for Brendan Schaub.
David is a legend in the making
Wtf? Brendan should be opening for David
@@direwolfbear6357 ……Brendan shouldn’t be doing Comedy..
@@direwolfbear6357 If Schaub opens, the audience would leave before David even got on stage. At least this way they get some comedy before being disappointed
@@thepoeticbutcher3370 1000% agree but then again neither should Rogan. Greatest UFC commentary and good pod caster but terrible stand up.
😂 surely you meant the opposite
Tony's hat is backwards so his boyfriend can grab it like a handle while he's drilling him out.
Is that how your boyfriend likes it?
Ew
I love how they don't step on each others jokes and just take the roast.
Speakin of, I'm a little butt hurt you didn't respond to my email. I'll still ride any day, so no worries.
What happened to the part where you say no homo?
Why? Did he say he was trying to respond to everyone’s emails? Just curious. I’m sure his inbox is rapidly growing lol
““nah it probably makes you want to be straight” is the funniest shit I have ever heard 😂 I got a guy like Tony at work and I can’t wait to use this line on him lmfao 😂
Hahahah my guilty pleasure is looking up you and Tony roasting each other.
Keep it up brother your blowing up
one of the best roast sessions you two have had in a while. Amazing.
Bruh u killed me with the bully shit 😂😂
This was the funniest roast battle I’ve ever seen in my COT DAMN llfe.
Holy fuck David could be this generations greatest comedian. cant wait for his first JRE episode
watch the show roast me on all def digital, he isn't even top 3 on the show
Dude David's laugh is infectious 😂
David Lucas doesn't open for Brendan Schaub.
Brendan Schaub closes for David Lucas.
As funny as David’s jokes are, he laughs hardest at the dumbest jokes.
“Fondon”t” 😂😂😂
Man them two is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
They gotta get rid of the dude who does the sound effects, he only subtracts from the show
First you grab a piece of meat then you boil it in some heat,then u shove it in a bun,David lucas having fun😂
public school baddies did indeed have the cake lol uniform girls was less boujie thoo 😂
That diabetes quilt still made by Coleman. Good up to 450lbs
The hat to the back joke was golden 🤣😂🤣
"Tony smokes with cigarettes"🤣
Love the shit talking
This dude might have the quickest wit in comedy rn
Yea. Normand quick
Hopefully soon Brendan Schaub will be opening for David Lucas.
Killer Mike takes offense to Tony comparing him to much fatter David: "You look like Run The Jewels if they walked everywhere!".
Trojan vape..... Lmao thats fighting words
That was a fucking BATTLE. You and Tony roast sessions are the best shit in the whole show in my opinion. Much love fam
Edit I wish more people would do this, now days everyone gets so fucking butthurt about simple roast jokes. People need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the show
Bro get in touch with the 85 south show. I would love to see you in the trap.
Man I wish I can roast people like that. This is friendly roast love it
Attend public school in NYC. You’ll meet eighth graders harder than these two.
Black people sick is, (im white samoan fyi) usually the shakes, low protein, quivalent to a night out of whiskey and caffeine mixer, u wake up with the shakes And feeling "jittery" feels like parkinsons when u do anything with ur hands lol but yeah some greasy chicken n hot chips will fix that feeling with some gravy n pepsi to wash it down.
The fact you let him get the first one in, then came back w an epic counter was so good. You 2 are so good together
Tony telling David he picks up the soap with his toes 😂😂😂
My sides are hurting from this battle. Also imo Schaub should be opening for David.
What was with the cameraman's focus on that bearded weirdo before you walked out?
Also I love YT's comment police bulletin that reminds viewers to keep the comments rated PG-13. On a David Lucas video. Where you call Tony all 31 flavors of g*y.
Shane looks like Hank Hill lol I’m way late so if someone said it before apologies just discovered all these guys
Pile of tarantulas on your head was tooo on point lolol maybe even more than the 4th grade bully line🤣
How tf are you going mis reference Street Fighter dude... tf
Edit:
He sure has a lot of jokes about Tony being a little gay boy and wanting to shower with kids... wow
Tony hinchcliff is in the same category as schaub. I don’t find funny and comes off as I should be bigger. Only reason he’s known is Rogan. This guy is way funnier than him also.
so glad i discovered this