ROASTED: Tony Hinchcliffe is always ready to hit the showers! | KILL TONY

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024

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  • @DavidLucasComedian
    @DavidLucasComedian  2 роки тому +204

    **Help me sell these shows out!*
    May 4th - Naples, FL
    May 8th - Tampa, FL
    July 29th - San Diego, CA
    July 30th - San Diego, CA
    davidlucascomedy.com

    • @tomdistler6364
      @tomdistler6364 2 роки тому +3

      Detroit????

    • @ghostfrieza2904
      @ghostfrieza2904 2 роки тому +14

      are you coming to North Korea? please?

    • @dapperdan7229
      @dapperdan7229 2 роки тому +1

      Hear me out: Branson
      I get it, but they'll NEVER see it coming 👀

    • @steveswamp
      @steveswamp 2 роки тому

      Tony is looking more unhealthy then usual. Is he doing hard drugs now? He looks like complete crap.

    • @robertcummingsjr3771
      @robertcummingsjr3771 2 роки тому +2

      Bring that funny to NC man👈🏽 love your act👈🏽👍🏽🇺🇸🦅💪🏽

  • @bakedinspiration
    @bakedinspiration 2 роки тому +695

    You and tony could do an entire show of just roasting each other.

  • @iamBlackTech95
    @iamBlackTech95 2 роки тому +72

    “Booty cheeks clinched. Can’t take another inch” is so funny 😂

  • @jameshattawayart4451
    @jameshattawayart4451 2 роки тому +421

    Every week, I patiently wait in hopes to see David battle Tony. That is true friendship.

    • @deacondean7607
      @deacondean7607 2 роки тому +4

      Bro I totally agree with you this is gold

    • @jjjj8886
      @jjjj8886 2 роки тому +3

      Can you imagine boo capone murders lucas on every episode. I wonder how the roast me crew would do on kill tony

  • @afroblast8460
    @afroblast8460 2 роки тому +59

    David and Tony need their own show. That line cook at Applebees joke was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @love.drones
      @love.drones 10 місяців тому

      Tony had me dying! " you better fondon't ask me about this again"

  • @JDunk-tg5vr
    @JDunk-tg5vr 2 роки тому +4

    I love the constant roasts between them two because they CUT DEEP. But it's still all in fun and respect at the end. Big ups to the KILL TONY Show

  • @rynebalentine7883
    @rynebalentine7883 Рік тому +1

    🤣😂 THE ONLY person that buys his vaps at Trojan 😂🤣

  • @Grant25
    @Grant25 2 роки тому +17

    Podcast with you and Tony is the move David!

    • @Syte425
      @Syte425 2 роки тому

      I Swear!!💯💯💯 make that happen David

  • @joeybader8342
    @joeybader8342 Рік тому +2

    The calories vape joke was one of my favorite between these two

  • @artofsoul
    @artofsoul 3 місяці тому

    Me and my best call each other a few times a week. Why? Just to talk shit to each other. This friendship between David and Tony reminds me of us. REAL friends talk "shit' in your face but cut for you no matter what. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @Chedda3000music
    @Chedda3000music 2 роки тому +2

    David Lucas is a veteran of ADD’s “Roast Me” so he can do this all day. Good to see Tony able to keep up!

    • @fullyilluminated
      @fullyilluminated 2 роки тому

      Keep up??? Tony is probably the best roaster of all time. Watch him on ADD its funny as hell. Also he wrote a whole lot of roast jokes for other comedians in the comedy central roasts.

  • @jakedettman1869
    @jakedettman1869 2 роки тому +1

    The way they insult each other but it makes them love each other more is the best

  • @LavizzoPack
    @LavizzoPack Рік тому

    “Tony the only person that buy his vapes from Troooojan” 🗣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄

  • @carltonayoola1034
    @carltonayoola1034 Рік тому

    “Not all of us are line cooks at applebees” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @norristiii
    @norristiii 2 роки тому +1

    You may have my virtual change I have laying around... 💰
    All gas no brake.

  • @GumboRyan
    @GumboRyan 2 роки тому +5

    This was a good one 😂

  • @KaloyanNachev1994
    @KaloyanNachev1994 2 роки тому

    "that's what the kids at school say" 🤣

  • @MotherlessAdultHouse24
    @MotherlessAdultHouse24 Рік тому +8

    Bro, Tony cold asf, he’s gotta direct the show while staying witty enough to handle cats like David constantly 👏🏾🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @ZephyrHarvey
    @ZephyrHarvey Рік тому

    The batter 🤣

  • @VTheGonk
    @VTheGonk 2 роки тому +4

    Never gets old!! Love this

  • @dudelove5316
    @dudelove5316 2 роки тому

    He said “WE ARE HERE” and all I could think was “DAVID LUCAS IS HEEEERE!” 🎵🎶

  • @sonliving
    @sonliving Рік тому

    Lol.. to good 🤯 both the laughs!!

  • @alfonzo9289
    @alfonzo9289 2 роки тому +1

    This is pure gold 🤣🤣

  • @MREOETV
    @MREOETV Рік тому

    Tony new boyfriend got him flaming yo ass up 😅😅😅

  • @Ryo7_7
    @Ryo7_7 2 роки тому +2

    Lmao that was good 🤙🏽

  • @justinsmith3981
    @justinsmith3981 Рік тому

    I'm just here to watch David roast Tony

  • @jeremiaharadanas3707
    @jeremiaharadanas3707 Рік тому

    this sesh hits extra hard lmao

  • @jtwilliams721
    @jtwilliams721 11 місяців тому

    10:12 Tony’s white guy voice. Hilarious.

  • @Retcon__
    @Retcon__ 2 роки тому +1

    Funny shit. Good to see you slaying

  • @lenardosbornsjustice5948
    @lenardosbornsjustice5948 Рік тому

    Yo, this show, these two are absolutely entertaining, fun, and just enjoyable. I really like these guys and would love to go to a show. I’d say some dumb shit just to get a great laugh! Amazing! One of the best shows on UA-cam right now for real

  • @topdhen
    @topdhen 2 роки тому +3

    David identifies as They/All Them

  • @Username_8886
    @Username_8886 2 роки тому

    You can’t roast David lol. He has to sit in a roast room with CP, BOO and the gang 🤣

  • @roycuffee8387
    @roycuffee8387 2 роки тому

    Yoooo this is so good!! 😂😂

  • @dre04040404
    @dre04040404 2 роки тому +2

    Crushed it once again 🔥

  • @Yuhmuthasaho
    @Yuhmuthasaho 2 роки тому

    How tf this man only got 57k subs

  • @OddMickel
    @OddMickel Рік тому

    David you’re the man

  • @BlackElon1
    @BlackElon1 2 роки тому

    Wow.. I could watch that for hours

  • @emilioacosta1121
    @emilioacosta1121 2 роки тому

    Damn this is fire 😂🔥

  • @OIBMMAXX
    @OIBMMAXX 2 роки тому

    What the fuck did i just witness 😂😂

  • @mobucks555
    @mobucks555 2 роки тому

    one of their best, and that's a high bar

  • @DallasValor
    @DallasValor 9 місяців тому

    Tony aint gay he just loves his mom

  • @tshirtsalesman
    @tshirtsalesman 2 роки тому

    David Lucas is fucking good at his job!

  • @djhart25
    @djhart25 Рік тому

    Rockin some 5's

  • @breezy1303
    @breezy1303 2 роки тому

    I love David Lucas! Legend

  • @The.Consultant.
    @The.Consultant. 2 роки тому

    Come to Houston TX bro !!!!!

  • @kinthirteen
    @kinthirteen 2 роки тому

    Final showdown

  • @samuelakasam
    @samuelakasam 2 роки тому

    Im getting a Corey Holcomb vibe from him the mannerism and the way he sounds is like him idk if it’s just me

  • @tonyanthony5105
    @tonyanthony5105 2 роки тому

    Senior Obesity Correspondent

  • @kg-xt4hg
    @kg-xt4hg 2 роки тому +2

    david.....thanks for answering..............not

  • @Sean-kg2gr
    @Sean-kg2gr 2 роки тому

    I wish Tony would go on ADD roast me

  • @gofanman8455
    @gofanman8455 2 роки тому +662

    Bro imagine being this funny and opening for Brendan Schaub 🤣

    • @MrAlexmiele8910
      @MrAlexmiele8910 2 роки тому +108

      I'd leave after the opening act. Lol

    • @breakfasttacos8087
      @breakfasttacos8087 2 роки тому +3

      omega lul

    • @pooch3183
      @pooch3183 2 роки тому +16

      Does he really?! That is WILD!

    • @nicholasgilvin6396
      @nicholasgilvin6396 2 роки тому +2

      There’s literally nothing funny about Brendan besides the fact he’s surrounded by real talent all the time but is still garbage.

    • @llamabot9889
      @llamabot9889 2 роки тому +40

      Like eating Ice Cream then eating lettuce directly after

  • @Jake-jv9ff
    @Jake-jv9ff 2 роки тому +150

    “You look like if Run the Jewels walked”🤣😭😭
    You two roasting each other is prime time every time

  • @Wwjsd
    @Wwjsd 2 роки тому +131

    That 7 piece slow combo was epic 😂

    • @lynchinjesus
      @lynchinjesus 2 роки тому

      Oh yeah referencing a movie and then quoting it and rhyming some random words at the end. Very impressive 🙄🙄🙄

  • @spencewhite9215
    @spencewhite9215 2 роки тому +60

    "You look like Run the Jewels if they walked everywhere" 🤣🤣🤣 bruhhh

  • @dennyrose3689
    @dennyrose3689 11 місяців тому +39

    The jokes they come up on the spot is better than most comedians written material. It’s insane how they can come up with these right on the spot. That is true skill and talent.

    • @love.drones
      @love.drones 10 місяців тому

      seriously blows my mind. we're witnessing true talent.

    • @Baghuul
      @Baghuul 8 місяців тому

      I cant comprehend how unfunny people like Amy Schumer have sold out arenas

  • @spearson822
    @spearson822 2 роки тому +77

    You and Tony need a podcast or a show together. They way you guys feed off each other is great

  • @muszr00m
    @muszr00m 2 роки тому +62

    This was one of the best roasts ever. You were on fire dude! 🔥

  • @PaullHutchh
    @PaullHutchh 2 роки тому +156

    I love you guys the chemistry is off the charts absolutely hilarious

  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak 2 роки тому +28

    “Tony smokes with cigarettes!” That’s a goated reference 😂

    • @thefreshwes
      @thefreshwes Рік тому +2

      Is that from the kid stealing his grandma's car?

    • @RagnarLoudpak
      @RagnarLoudpak Рік тому +1

      @@thefreshwes yea, also might be a Boondocks reference

  • @DigitalDuelist
    @DigitalDuelist 2 роки тому +11

    Tony looks like he normally crosses the street when he sees a black man. I think these exchanges are good for him.

    • @jameshattawayart4451
      @jameshattawayart4451 2 роки тому +3

      Bhahahaha. The nasal tone says it all. Consider it exposure therapy

  • @unc9106
    @unc9106 2 роки тому +10

    “ like we ain’t even did shit who wanna shower already????” 😂😂😂😂

  • @liqquasippa28
    @liqquasippa28 2 роки тому +22

    Yo, no bull, his comedy is getting better and better. Been watching David Lucas for a little over a month now and he's gotten better every week. Definitely seems a lot more comfortable on the mic now and getting quicker with the witty responses.

  • @AaronFortin
    @AaronFortin 2 роки тому +20

    "That must be the diabetes coat you've got on"
    -Low key the best roast by Tony

    • @onedayatatime007
      @onedayatatime007 2 роки тому +6

      I think he said quilt, but I could be wrong. Quilt implying stitched together and larger.

    • @SalThomas
      @SalThomas Рік тому

      @@onedayatatime007 correct.

  • @Gixsir
    @Gixsir 2 роки тому +50

    You know the world isn’t fucked up when David is opening for Brendan Schaub.
    David is a legend in the making

    • @direwolfbear6357
      @direwolfbear6357 2 роки тому +15

      Wtf? Brendan should be opening for David

    • @thepoeticbutcher3370
      @thepoeticbutcher3370 2 роки тому +31

      @@direwolfbear6357 ……Brendan shouldn’t be doing Comedy..

    • @vesuvius2444
      @vesuvius2444 2 роки тому +9

      @@direwolfbear6357 If Schaub opens, the audience would leave before David even got on stage. At least this way they get some comedy before being disappointed

    • @nicholasgilvin6396
      @nicholasgilvin6396 2 роки тому +8

      @@thepoeticbutcher3370 1000% agree but then again neither should Rogan. Greatest UFC commentary and good pod caster but terrible stand up.

    • @theohuioiesin6519
      @theohuioiesin6519 Рік тому +3

      😂 surely you meant the opposite

  • @jameshattawayart4451
    @jameshattawayart4451 2 роки тому +14

    Tony's hat is backwards so his boyfriend can grab it like a handle while he's drilling him out.

  • @samsapper2658
    @samsapper2658 2 роки тому +11

    I love how they don't step on each others jokes and just take the roast.

  • @treyhudson73
    @treyhudson73 2 роки тому +4

    Speakin of, I'm a little butt hurt you didn't respond to my email. I'll still ride any day, so no worries.

    • @mrrah5388
      @mrrah5388 2 роки тому +1

      What happened to the part where you say no homo?

    • @GumboRyan
      @GumboRyan 2 роки тому

      Why? Did he say he was trying to respond to everyone’s emails? Just curious. I’m sure his inbox is rapidly growing lol

  • @thehumandrive
    @thehumandrive 2 роки тому +8

    ““nah it probably makes you want to be straight” is the funniest shit I have ever heard 😂 I got a guy like Tony at work and I can’t wait to use this line on him lmfao 😂

  • @eldaveo9356
    @eldaveo9356 2 роки тому +7

    Hahahah my guilty pleasure is looking up you and Tony roasting each other.
    Keep it up brother your blowing up

  • @tayw4090
    @tayw4090 2 роки тому +14

    one of the best roast sessions you two have had in a while. Amazing.

  • @cleansoles912vision7
    @cleansoles912vision7 2 роки тому +9

    Bruh u killed me with the bully shit 😂😂

  • @invntiv
    @invntiv 2 роки тому +7

    This was the funniest roast battle I’ve ever seen in my COT DAMN llfe.
    Holy fuck David could be this generations greatest comedian. cant wait for his first JRE episode

    • @davidgaskins2589
      @davidgaskins2589 2 роки тому +1

      watch the show roast me on all def digital, he isn't even top 3 on the show

  • @jacobearles1233
    @jacobearles1233 11 місяців тому +5

    Dude David's laugh is infectious 😂

  • @itsfine9136
    @itsfine9136 2 роки тому +1

    David Lucas doesn't open for Brendan Schaub.
    Brendan Schaub closes for David Lucas.

  • @Guyonnn
    @Guyonnn 3 місяці тому +1

    As funny as David’s jokes are, he laughs hardest at the dumbest jokes.
    “Fondon”t” 😂😂😂

  • @boskar10
    @boskar10 2 роки тому +4

    Man them two is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @ZoomTresandKoolaid
    @ZoomTresandKoolaid 2 роки тому +2

    They gotta get rid of the dude who does the sound effects, he only subtracts from the show

  • @Mukka108
    @Mukka108 2 роки тому +3

    First you grab a piece of meat then you boil it in some heat,then u shove it in a bun,David lucas having fun😂

  • @Biggababyvol1
    @Biggababyvol1 Рік тому +1

    public school baddies did indeed have the cake lol uniform girls was less boujie thoo 😂

  • @anthonyjohn.1601
    @anthonyjohn.1601 2 роки тому +1

    That diabetes quilt still made by Coleman. Good up to 450lbs

  • @detroitmidunkin2138
    @detroitmidunkin2138 2 роки тому +4

    The hat to the back joke was golden 🤣😂🤣

  • @AC-ql5gb
    @AC-ql5gb 2 роки тому +2

    "Tony smokes with cigarettes"🤣

  • @mrunpopularopinion334
    @mrunpopularopinion334 2 роки тому +3

    Love the shit talking

  • @austincollins6307
    @austincollins6307 2 роки тому +2

    This dude might have the quickest wit in comedy rn

  • @InnateWhisper
    @InnateWhisper 2 роки тому +2

    Hopefully soon Brendan Schaub will be opening for David Lucas.

  • @radrob231
    @radrob231 2 роки тому +2

    Killer Mike takes offense to Tony comparing him to much fatter David: "You look like Run The Jewels if they walked everywhere!".

  • @7LLLLLL
    @7LLLLLL 2 роки тому +2

    Trojan vape..... Lmao thats fighting words

  • @zodiac6552
    @zodiac6552 2 роки тому +3

    That was a fucking BATTLE. You and Tony roast sessions are the best shit in the whole show in my opinion. Much love fam
    Edit I wish more people would do this, now days everyone gets so fucking butthurt about simple roast jokes. People need to chill the fuck out and enjoy the show

  • @sowhatnow8927
    @sowhatnow8927 2 роки тому +2

    Bro get in touch with the 85 south show. I would love to see you in the trap.

  • @kevngu7256
    @kevngu7256 2 роки тому +3

    Man I wish I can roast people like that. This is friendly roast love it

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Рік тому

      Attend public school in NYC. You’ll meet eighth graders harder than these two.

  • @Shin_Akumi
    @Shin_Akumi 2 роки тому +1

    Black people sick is, (im white samoan fyi) usually the shakes, low protein, quivalent to a night out of whiskey and caffeine mixer, u wake up with the shakes And feeling "jittery" feels like parkinsons when u do anything with ur hands lol but yeah some greasy chicken n hot chips will fix that feeling with some gravy n pepsi to wash it down.

  • @hapaharley1706
    @hapaharley1706 2 роки тому +4

    The fact you let him get the first one in, then came back w an epic counter was so good. You 2 are so good together

  • @monbon398
    @monbon398 2 роки тому +2

    Tony telling David he picks up the soap with his toes 😂😂😂

  • @TheReal_DeanD
    @TheReal_DeanD 2 роки тому +1

    My sides are hurting from this battle. Also imo Schaub should be opening for David.

  • @bastgojira8072
    @bastgojira8072 Рік тому

    What was with the cameraman's focus on that bearded weirdo before you walked out?
    Also I love YT's comment police bulletin that reminds viewers to keep the comments rated PG-13. On a David Lucas video. Where you call Tony all 31 flavors of g*y.

  • @CarlosRen1776
    @CarlosRen1776 Рік тому

    Shane looks like Hank Hill lol I’m way late so if someone said it before apologies just discovered all these guys

  • @juan2three6
    @juan2three6 2 роки тому +1

    Pile of tarantulas on your head was tooo on point lolol maybe even more than the 4th grade bully line🤣

  • @Gatsu_Gambino
    @Gatsu_Gambino Рік тому

    How tf are you going mis reference Street Fighter dude... tf
    Edit:
    He sure has a lot of jokes about Tony being a little gay boy and wanting to shower with kids... wow

  • @tapeit8135
    @tapeit8135 2 роки тому

    Tony hinchcliff is in the same category as schaub. I don’t find funny and comes off as I should be bigger. Only reason he’s known is Rogan. This guy is way funnier than him also.

  • @Trohawkk
    @Trohawkk 2 роки тому +3

    so glad i discovered this