Mastodon's Guide to Mastodons
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- Опубліковано 7 тра 2012
- Troy Sanders of Mastodon teaches you all about mastodons, like how they improved the Neanderthal sex life and rocked harder than T. Rex.
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Slipknot on slipknots
Anthrax on anthrax
Korn on corn
The list could go on for a while
wishuhadmyname firehouse on firehouses?
My chemical romance on semen
I'd watch a documentary about tools narrated by tool
Infant annihilator's video will be demonetized for sure then (which is nothing new for them)
Iron Maiden on medieval torture and interrogation methods, Saxon on ancient saxons, Steel Panther on panthers, AC/DC on electrical currents, Guns N' Roses on firearms (and botany), Wintersun on the winter's solstice
"mastodon and wholly mammoths are not on speaking terms" lmfao xD
Might just get this quote tattooed
Troy is the best comedian that ever picked up a bassguitar.
Also has someone started a band called Wooly Mammoths?
Someone should.
Next to Peter Steele.
I died at "much better than T. Rex"
I suspect that Troy looked down at some notes after saying that, but it almost looked like he looked down in shame at the joke he'd just done :D
Troy. . . Better narrator than Morgan freeman
Mastodon does mean nipple tooth. True.
Austin Kletch lol so surprised that was true! The word mastodon came from the Greek words "mastos" meaning breast, and "odont" meaning tooth!
Austin Kletch fuck
0:30 iron tusks
"Many times Mastodons are confused with Woolly Mammoths, which we find quite racist." haha
I was lucky enough to meet Troy and have a chat with him.. he's the nicest and coolest man on earth \,,/
Crack the Skye is by far the best metal album of the last few years, could listen to it until I die and still love it!
i'm a huge paleonerd and so when i discovered this band with this name, through the album leviathan with a song called megalodon i was honestly a bit disappointed when i realised that their lyrical themes weren't about prehistoric animals
you should go check out The Ocean Collective's Phanerozoic I: Paleozoic album
Just more reasons to love Mastodon.
"Mastodon tusks can reach up to 15 ft in length. But girth is also important." LOL
lol
Watched this like 10 times. Never gets old.
Still watching in 2022
I can not sufficiently express how much I love this video. Clicked the little thumb up, bookmarked it, and sharing it on Facebook. Would that I could do more. High praise to Fuse for this wonderful snippet of hilarity and Troy Sanders' excellence.
14 T-Rex fanboys watched this video
0:45 troy may have been one of them
Waiting for Baroness' guide to baronesses!
"Even heavier than Zeppelin II". Awesome.
This video is gold!!!
Genuine love for this
Great stuff here...
i fucking love his voice
gotta love this
this is great
Damn. He has a great narration voice.
This dude is hilarious! I love him ❤
Love the Background music
Troy Sanders, I fucking love you
awesome.
Way to nail it on the head!
Holy shit this is the best damn thing I've seen all day.
I recommend you watch the interview that was linked at the end of this video. It'll clear everything up.
Look, I was annoyed as I've been trying to find videos of Mastodon recreations for a presentation and I keep finding music videos. This is somehow more aggravating and yet also deeply pleasing. Maybe because it's two am and I'm mentally done
i learned more on this than on school!
The mastodon tusk can reach 15ft in length, but girth is important too. I love all things mastodon. Greatest thing to come out of Atlanta 2nd to walking dead of course, well its kinda a tie?!?!
Hell yea man!
Lmao Always Great Humor by these guys !! : D
Mastodons are flightless......... or are they
Bro who does your green screen work??? Holy crap. Still awesome and funny!
Troy I love you
Sameeeee... Cleveland concert.
Woah, Troy's wearing a different shirt!
lol he sounds so epic!
There's a band like that? O_o
MUST WATCH!
True.
And now people begin to accuse them of selling out... Can't people just enjoy the fucking awesomeness that is Mastodon?
Me like mastodon, me patron, me want to donate pointy sticky
And they are the ones that created their rise in popularity.
if troy was a lecturer at university i would never leave the lecture theatre! XD
1:18 lmao
I was at their concert last night and Troys shirt said Nipple Tooth ahaha
Hmm, interesting perspective.
Goddamn it Troy you fucking God-King. You had me pissing of laughter at the mere words "Are you aware..." \m/ \m/
hahaha troy is too awesome
Just caught the pitchfork reference
Amazing :) haha
Paleontology is the only thing I love more than metal, but seeing those two things come together?? Well, I'm just not sure I can fully handle all of the awesome. \m/
Matt Albers you must feel lucky \,,/
Dude, there was literally a giant amphibian called Mastodonsaurus
The type of transitions you are alluding to is the type they made going from Blood Mountain to Crack the Skye. They made positive changes to their music; going away from simpler riffs to more progressive music. The transition from CtS to The Hunter however, made their music simpler, lighter, and frankly less original. Now, I can't say for sure what their intentions were, but it's damn sure not all a big coincidence.
LOL... Mastodon Gwar love advice.. heheh
Everyone has, including Mastodon. But with The Hunter, they made a regressive change, and that's the mark of bands that sell out.
Makes me wanna start a band called Woolly Mammoth
I do. By listening to everything before The Hunter.
I clicked the "Love advice"!
the bad green screen makes it look like Troy's been photo shopped in
People are really calling Mastodon "sellouts"? Really? I look at it like this: They were good, then they got better. Simple. Sure Remission is sludgier than The Hunter, but they're still putting out songs like Spectrelight and Crack the Skye. They aren't selling out. They just wrote a really good album. They just became more open to other playing styles throughout their career. They like change. None of their albums sound exactly like one another, and I think that's a sign of their talent.
because he is stoned as fuck and awesome as hell.. just like pontius xD
indeed.
This is so hilariously awkward. Brilliant
I sincerely laughed my fucking ass off.
The FACT of the matter is that since Remission they have strayed away from their pure sludge sound into FAR more commercial territory. If one was to listen to Remission and then The Hunter you might say they sold out but when put in context with their discovery you realize that they're just doing exactly what they want. Have you heard Stargasm? Thats easily one of their strongest songs to date as is Dry Bone Valley and The Sparrow, thats 3 future classics on 1 album, not bad for sellouts.
Drinking game: take one shot for any time he says "Mastodon"
So this is where the algorithm led me today
Actually they did admit it was stripped down and less proggy because people don't like it. Which somewhat shows intention to me, especially considering in the interview I watched before this, he said they only write for themselves... IMO they're not album will be the Load of our era.
Gaining mainstream popularity by adding more catchy elements and taking out the more rough elements is the definition of selling out and it is exactly what they did. They compromised their core heavy sound for accessibility.
oh my god!!! the Latin translation is true!!!
If you turn up the quality and focus on the closeups of Troy's eyes, you can clearly see that he's stoned.
was not fucking expecting too see dan brown here
1:14 Make that 乇乂丅尺卂丅卄工匚匚
Someone has to hold up a "Woolly Mammoths Suck" sign at the next show.
So stoned.
Fucking dan brown! Fuck yeah!
So the fact that they don't wanna create huge concept albums with crazy time signatures & ten-minute songs automatically means they're pandering to commercial rock radio? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Have you ever considered that maybe they're just tired of the prog stuff & just wanna have fun for an album or two?
Oh Hi Dan Brown.
mastodons were flightless or were they?
i didn't know dwight schrute was a mastodon fan.
Mumakil would like to have a word with Mastodon
lol now I see what he meant, lol I got angry straight away when he said this band is a sell-out and didn't pay attention to the second part... silly me. But yeah Mastodon rocks!
But not intentionally, which is the point I'm trying to make.
0:32 lol
lol nice
Even heavier than zeppelin two
that was funny
LOL "had trouble playing guitar." And Troy is the bassist.
I will start a band called Woolly Mammoths
Correct ladies?
Wooly Mammoths were bigger than Mastodons, but this is hilarious.
3 people are wooly mammoths
His hair and beard is like primitive man who already seen Mastodon in daily life🤣
What the hell are you on about? I meant core as in the central part of their music, not the screaming -core sound.
So, you're saying that they did sell out because they did what was necessary to sell more albums.