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Do you miss when lightsabers actually did what they were supposed to? Disney has ruined Star Wars. It's why I play the games instead. Those are more faithful.
@@toazethegecko the, use the force, throw me up against the wall and choke me. I had to sit down so I didn't fall down, best star wars reference ever.
whats even more wild it was healed within a few in few hours of him being hit. they litterly flew back told everyone hand died then abandoned the base and he was already fully healed.
Meanwhile, Qui-Gonn got stabbed once and died. Old Obi-Wan got hit once and was ghostified. Anakin and Luke: "I got cut with a lightsaber once and all I got is a prosthesis."
If my memory isn't failing me, I'm sure that Finn's specie wasn't stated in any movie, so it's possible that his specie can live without a spine if they even have any.
I'm pretty sure that if they were left in a room together without being able to kill each other they'd be having fun and trading playful banter in 20 minutes.
Lightsabers back then: Elegant weapons from a more civilized era that melt through metal and cut people in half without causing a mess. Lightsabers these days: "Hey, look at my big flashlight. I got mine in neon pink and I can use it to look cool."
Lightsabers in reality if they ever get built: getting cut by the blade flash boils your bodily fluids causing you to explode from the expansion of fluids being turned into vapour by the extreme heat of the sabers blade..... also the Jedi will have to wear something that looks like a heavy duty suit of power armour or something similar that can protect them from the heat output of being near the ignited blade.
@@AzumarillConGafasBv well that could be interpreted differently Leia had leadership skills and I think that a well led army could accomplish more than a single jedi
Disney really did ruin lightsabers. Remember when Darth Maul's waist separated from his torso as he fell down the elevator shaft. Remember when Anakin jumped from the moving bot to get slashed in his arms & legs. If you think about it when Rey slashed Kylo Ren's face he should have been permanently wearing mask like Vader.
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 Maul survived as a crippled, wretched creature kept alive out of spite, vader as an even more crippled, wretched creature kept alive by spite AND constantly technological assistance.
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 it's pretty established that the dark side can do that. They're exceptions who did not get away without grievous injury. that's my point
Nothing like Disney. A human wrote this, not an AI. there was reason behind the dialogue, both in character and from the writers' perspective. Disney hasn't managed that in years, and only once in Star Wars, but I don't think that was on purpose.
@@iansrife5107 Watch Andor. It's literally the best star wars since the originals. It was made during the pandemic by a British team, and Disney didn't care about it, so they didn't interfere and ruin it.
@@iansrife5107 Rogue One was almost a 1:1 story beat and even some character personalities from the Halo Reach video game, that's why Rogue One seemed good, it ripped off far better material.
If Disney made a New Hope, Luke would be a girl who uses the force with no training, beats Vader in a sword fight and does anything better than Han does.
She would also train Obi-Wan instead of the other way around, the movie would make a stupid joke every five seconds, and she would beat Palpatine in a few short seconds during the final battle
Actually, Disney should have rebooted the original trilogy instead of producing the awful sequels. In the Disney version, Leia should have gone to Dagobah for Jedi training with Yoda instead of Luke - she was better suited than he was to become a Jedi thanks to her experience as a Senator and as a senior Rebel commander. Luke should have stayed an X-Wing pilot and leader of Rogue Squadron, destroying the 2nd Death Star in Return of the Jedi in place of Wedge Antilles.
@@barghest94 The original message says "4 months ago (edited)", meaning that Rogue One may have been added to the comment after the reply mentioned it.
Last Jedi had the opportunity to do something really cool. Luke was trying to get Kylo-Ren to kill him so that he could connect with Rey the way Obi-Wan did with him, except that he would connect with Kylo and guide him back to the light in the next movie. I really thought that's where they were going with the story. Maybe Kylo would die and they would all attach to Rey at the end and bring the Jedi back through her.
If DIsney wrote New Hope, Obi-wan would've been stabbed in a non-vital area, fake death, then come back in the next movie. Those cowards are too afraid to kill characters. Hell, even Tarkin probably would've survived and been the main villain of the sequel, lessening the impact and presence of Vader and ruining the movie.
Unless the characters have a large white male fanbase, then that's another story. "Obi-wan, Han, Luke, and Chewie don't make it but what's this?! OH LOOK! PrInCess Leia makes it. In fact she doesn't just do that, she saves the whole galaxy all by herself!"
@@humantacos9800 when you bitch about the inclusion of women and minorities in media, youre really just saying you hate them in a stealthy way If you dont hate them, maybe consider not joining the incels in their bullshit?
I cannot describe how many times I express this complaint about people getting stabbed through the stomach or chest, and the response is: "ERM, ACTUALLY Darth Maul survived getting chopped in half! So... Yeah..." It's like... Yeah... Darth Maul surviving being bisected moments after Qui-Gon died of stomach stab is one of the prime examples of the complaint.... Almost like Darth Maul wasn't *originally* supposed to survive, and Fellatio Filoni decided to write him back in, consistency be damned.
It's the subtle things too. The lack of flashes when two guys dueling lock sabers, the sparks that always come off them now (lightsabers don't spark on each other, idk where that came from). What else? Oh, the lack of damage when someone hits an inanimate object. We went from these things cutting through blast doors in episode 1 to not even being able to cut a metal bar or leave a scorch mark on the ground with a miss (see all of the Obi-Wan duels, specifically Vader vs the chick inquisitor). When two lightsabers hit now there's usually a visible bounce from one plastic prop hitting the other because the props now weigh too much due to the lighting mechanisms inside.
The one good thing about the Acolyte is that nobody got up in the next scene. I’m struggling to think of other good things, but I can at least admit that one
@@silencedmaxim5889 why would i watch something i know is garbage? People who do that are just looking to be outraged and honestly, kind of deserve it.
i love the two stormtroopers in the background CLEARLY debating on shooting ben and ultimately deciding against it for one reason or another also the fact that vader just refuses to kill obi wan because he'll just become a force ghost sounds perfectly in character, he'd probably want him imprisoned tbh
Obi Wan: Come on shoot me. Stormtrooper: Sorry sir Disney somehow made us even worse at aiming. We’re practically just canon fodder at this point. Obi wan: But you were just ordered by vader to miss right? Stormtrooper: Nope we just are that terrible. Obi Wan: God damn it.
This CANT be from Disney.... theres no sexual or gender identity politics and all 3 main characters are powerful white males with no DEI women around to tell and show them how much better then them they are....
@@alexrompen805 Exactly. She was human. Her flaws made her actual capabilities much more interesting, rather than just taking away all the stakes whenever she was on screen. She also showed moments of genuine weakness, struggle and empathy. She lost her homeworld. She struggled with whether or not to sacrifice the Rebels or her planet. And she comforted Luke after he lost Obi-Wan. And that was just in the first movie, after all. Plus, she and the other characters had to work together to stop the Empire. Luke wouldn't have blown up the Death Star without Han rushing into help at the last minute. And Han wouldn't have helped rescue Leia were it not for Luke convincing him to. And none of them would have gotten anywhere had Leia not hid the plans in R2. They all needed each other to succeed. You hit the nail on the head, in all honesty. No way Disney would do something like that today.
Just to be clear, Kenobi didn’t die in New Hope. Watch all the other lightsaber battles. Hands fly off. Heads roll. Kenobi force teleported much the same way Luke did in the Last Jedi, but closer as to not strain himself. He left only his cloak and boarded a transport to Zeltros, where he is retired, only to appear as a Force Ghost to keep up appearances.
Where the hell did you get that info from? Luke died just the way as Kylo Ren cuts his projector-self off in half so it wouldn’t make sense if Kenobi still managed to survive and “transport” to Zeltros just like Luke when he fell off the rock at the sunset, how do you explain that? Just because he left his cloak on the floor after his final fight with Darth Vader doesn’t evaluate your lack of evidence for retiring that says otherwise. Even if Kenobi “did” used projection to fight Vader, it won’t matter considering the fact that he would still be dead a few YEARS later in the ABY as a force ghost.
@@epicguy7479 it doesn’t matter how long his retirement was. I suggest that Old Ben was never struck by Vader in the first place. As a long time fan I can use the original three movies as proof. In what you kids call “New Hope” the fight between Kenobi and Vader left no body at all, but the fight between Luke and Vader cost Luke a hand. Pieces are left behind. No one else vanishes during a light saber fight. If I expand to the 3 prequels, heads roll. Bodies are left behind. Even if I include the sorry excuse for the three “Next Jedi”, they dumbed down the light saber but Finn still had evidence of being hit. As you put it, after being swiped through, Luke falls off a mountain. But Ben just disrobes and is gone. The saber doesn’t even touch him, let alone cut through. Everything he does after can be done through the force while still alive. The only embellishment I offer is going to Zeltros, cause heck, why not give his retirement some flair.
WRONG! If Disney had done this scene both Vader and Obi-Wan would be gay-women talking it out. Just as Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland planned it out. And the rating would sink like the Titanic.
I don't know, to really be Disney-fied, Darth Vader would have to be a woman and Obi-Wan would be gay, possibly in a wheelchair. Other suggestions on further Disney-fication are welcomed.
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Disney Lightsabers are less effective than butter knife
Do you miss when lightsabers actually did what they were supposed to? Disney has ruined Star Wars. It's why I play the games instead. Those are more faithful.
@@Dave-ug1rxit’s meant for kids. Thats why they don’t cut through people
@@teekay1122since when was Star Wars meant for kids? Source?
@@slycat128 George lucas said it himself?😂 And kids can range up to teenagers
@@teekay1122 Lol Star Wars isn’t for kids it’s aimed at mature audiences bud
that fuck off at the end is perfect
True lol
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(not sure if 420 is still funny after "velma" so apologies in advance💀)
But Luke could have been like Ben "Language"
Fr
And the run lol
Where’s the part where Vader finds a longsword and that somehow works more effectively than the lightsaber??
*A knife
In Disney Star Wars, knives have a better jedi kill ratio than lightsabers...
No no, a katana, no way disney would make a medieval european weapon work.
@@veryangryduckpl2122 They hate Europe! GRRRR COLONIZERS!1!!
@@veryangryduckpl2122cultural appropriation!
@@lanefunai4714 Don't worry, they'll make sure she gay, Asian, or black.
“Kyberectile dysfunction”
That shi had me rolling 😭
@@toazethegecko the, use the force, throw me up against the wall and choke me. I had to sit down so I didn't fall down, best star wars reference ever.
Nothing to be ashamed of! It's very common in Jedi over 40!
@theTomoaXL But I'm in the clone army, I was Literally born yesterday! I woke up today hit puberty and by bedtime I'm impotent!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lightsaber the wise?
Its certainly a story the dysfuntional jedi wouldn't tell you... lol
@@danieldouglass3761 is it possible to unlearn of this powerlessness?
It's a LGBT (Lightsaber Gender Brings Trouble) legend...
With very little power, comes very little responsibility.
@@TheNikoNik Not from Disney
Reminder that Finn took Kylo Ren´s lightsaber across his back, right through the spine and his ribcage, and he was perfectly fine the next movie.
Oh nothing some water and plastic couldn’t fix.
whats even more wild it was healed within a few in few hours of him being hit. they litterly flew back told everyone hand died then abandoned the base and he was already fully healed.
Something, something Bacta tank. Something, something the Force
Meanwhile, Qui-Gonn got stabbed once and died. Old Obi-Wan got hit once and was ghostified. Anakin and Luke: "I got cut with a lightsaber once and all I got is a prosthesis."
If my memory isn't failing me, I'm sure that Finn's specie wasn't stated in any movie, so it's possible that his specie can live without a spine if they even have any.
I feel like Darth Vader saying “safe flight home!” is such an underrated line
Have a happy landing.
Avoid low ground.
The Imperials did intentionally allow the Millennium Falcon to leave the Death Star in order to allow them to track it to the Yavin 4 rebel base.
"Have you heard of the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise? Well he somehow survived too. Let him tell you himself."
In summary:
Obi-Wan: "Kill me please"
Vader: "No! You made it weird! You made it _SO_ weird!"
They legit sound like they're still friends lmao.
I'm pretty sure that if they were left in a room together without being able to kill each other they'd be having fun and trading playful banter in 20 minutes.
@@yunivor3146 obi-wan could have possibly gotten answers from anakin and found a way to help him then too
Obi-Wan died on the way back to his home planet. He became slightly more powerful than Vader imagined. The constant diarrhea remained.
But then...
... somehow Obi Wan returned.
They did it’s called: “The Force Awakens”
Even then at least in Force Awakens they got it right. Han actually fucking dies via Lightsaber.
@@Caboose47Facts, they didn’t just contradict George Lucas’s canon but they contradicted their own canon. Lmao
@@MyNameIsRabbitAndIKnowNothing❄️
oh...its A-Woke alright
@@FractalPrism. Woke until they got to China, classy Disney
i want a full movie of this 😭
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2 episodes & a spinoff out, finale coming soon
So pretty much, the Obi Wan series. And Ahsoka.
Disney made "A New Hope" back in 2015... They called it "The Force Awakens"...
it looked like a parody of the original, made by people who didn't watch it. and they continue to do so to this day...
They should've titled it Spaceballs 2
The whole bit with Kenobi trying to decapitate himself was hilarious.
There is one good thing about Disney's star wars movies and series. Without it this video would not have been made.
They're so accustomed to epic duels wherein never a single blow is struck, that they never realized lightsabers are, in fact, completely harmless.
Lightsabers back then: Elegant weapons from a more civilized era that melt through metal and cut people in half without causing a mess.
Lightsabers these days: "Hey, look at my big flashlight. I got mine in neon pink and I can use it to look cool."
My son has a more effective lightsaber. It's made from an old motorcycle hand grip and a dowel rod that's painted green.
Lightsabers in reality if they ever get built: getting cut by the blade flash boils your bodily fluids causing you to explode from the expansion of fluids being turned into vapour by the extreme heat of the sabers blade..... also the Jedi will have to wear something that looks like a heavy duty suit of power armour or something similar that can protect them from the heat output of being near the ignited blade.
@@Kakarot64. The blade is covered by a plasma film, this gives it its form and serves to protect from the heat.
And it's a mood ring also!
@@lordkfc1297 found the guy that doesn't understand how lightsabers work... 🤦♂️
Shoot you? We can't even shoot the broad side of parked car with someone helping us. It's the helmets...
Nah if this was Disney they would have it play out like normal but paint Kenobi as the bad guy for accepting his death and taking away Vader’s agency.
And that is if they don't make Vader and Kenobi look like bumbling fools just to have some random feminist pop in and fix everything.
@@mutanthybrid3466
Bro is giving me Obi-Wan Kenobi flashbacks
Obi Wan is thr bad guy for not accepting Anakins transition heh into Darth Vader.
@@testtalon
The younglings would like to know your location
Yeah and Darth Vader would've been a woman
You missed the part where Leia takes Obi-Wan's lightsaber and kicks Vader's ass
Leia still had more training than rey
I mean, Lucas himself considered that Leia was more powerful than Luke and Anakin
@@AzumarillConGafasBv well that could be interpreted differently Leia had leadership skills and I think that a well led army could accomplish more than a single jedi
I thought it was C3PO?
@@Talsedoom no it needs to be a strong progressive woman for Disney to accept it
Even if the Stormtroopers did what Obi-Wan Kenobi wanted and shoot, it STILL wouldn't matter because they would ALWAYS MISS THEIR TARGET!
"Our clones were more accurate than this" "I know they were able to shoot the younglings" "What?" "What?"
Way to ruin the joke
that's what I wanted to see. and then have Obi Wan say oh fuck off in frustration
Was looking for this. They missed a good cannon joke by having the troopers try and shoot him.
@@PiperVR miss* the joke, fixed that for you.
0:11 The time Obi-Wan Kenobi became equal to his master.
Nah 💀
Disney really did ruin lightsabers. Remember when Darth Maul's waist separated from his torso as he fell down the elevator shaft. Remember when Anakin jumped from the moving bot to get slashed in his arms & legs. If you think about it when Rey slashed Kylo Ren's face he should have been permanently wearing mask like Vader.
They both did survive
Remember when if you so much as touched a saber you got permanently disfigured at best? Now you are completely fine.
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 Maul survived as a crippled, wretched creature kept alive out of spite, vader as an even more crippled, wretched creature kept alive by spite AND constantly technological assistance.
@@Tom_Cruise_Missile But they survived
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 it's pretty established that the dark side can do that. They're exceptions who did not get away without grievous injury. that's my point
Nothing like Disney. A human wrote this, not an AI. there was reason behind the dialogue, both in character and from the writers' perspective. Disney hasn't managed that in years, and only once in Star Wars, but I don't think that was on purpose.
The lightsaber stuff is pretty much the only accurate thing here.
I think saying that Disney's star wars was written by AI is an insult to any existing AI
Rogue One was pretty good. I hear Andor was too, but I haven't seen that one.
@@iansrife5107 Watch Andor. It's literally the best star wars since the originals. It was made during the pandemic by a British team, and Disney didn't care about it, so they didn't interfere and ruin it.
@@iansrife5107 Rogue One was almost a 1:1 story beat and even some character personalities from the Halo Reach video game, that's why Rogue One seemed good, it ripped off far better material.
0:11 How that get in there?
haha good one
"Aw don't cry"
"You were an embarrassment" haha you are a person of culture I see 🤣
😂
"If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
"I missed the part where that's my problem."
If Disney made a New Hope, Luke would be a girl who uses the force with no training, beats Vader in a sword fight and does anything better than Han does.
Yeah, and instead of being named Luke, she would be named Rey
She would also train Obi-Wan instead of the other way around, the movie would make a stupid joke every five seconds, and she would beat Palpatine in a few short seconds during the final battle
Actually, Disney should have rebooted the original trilogy instead of producing the awful sequels.
In the Disney version, Leia should have gone to Dagobah for Jedi training with Yoda instead of Luke - she was better suited than he was to become a Jedi thanks to her experience as a Senator and as a senior Rebel commander. Luke should have stayed an X-Wing pilot and leader of Rogue Squadron, destroying the 2nd Death Star in Return of the Jedi in place of Wedge Antilles.
Lol force awakens really is just a new hope but the main character is overpowered
@@timonsolus come on now it would of still been woke, we wanted a challenge not a semi not challenge XD. Hope this was a joke btw
Someone should tell Vader & kenobi that the replica ones you see the fans have mock fights with are more dangerous than theirs. LOL
This comment made my fingers hurt lol
That, ''OH, f*ck off...'' at the end was so spot on, I love it.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of limp lightsabers?
Is that a new Fred Durst project?
Think about wonder woman... Think about wonder woman... YEAH!
Back in the day, lightsabers have a way of fighting, form and all. Today, lightsabers are treated as a glowing baseball bat.
Disney did make a new hope, it’s called the force awakens
Missed the joke that obi wans lightsabre turns instantly red once Vader touches it... 😂
0:58
Look who's talking.
at least he admits it
Andor, Rogue One and the Phineas and Ferb starwars episode are the only star wars related things Disney delivered with...
In fairness, the Jedi games and animated shows were also pretty good. The rest though… yeah disappointing
Rogue one is good tho
@@selfloathingweeklyThat's what they just said.
@@barghest94 The original message says "4 months ago (edited)", meaning that Rogue One may have been added to the comment after the reply mentioned it.
Last Jedi had the opportunity to do something really cool.
Luke was trying to get Kylo-Ren to kill him so that he could connect with Rey the way Obi-Wan did with him, except that he would connect with Kylo and guide him back to the light in the next movie.
I really thought that's where they were going with the story. Maybe Kylo would die and they would all attach to Rey at the end and bring the Jedi back through her.
Live long & suck it, Disney Star Wars!
"Come on! Shoot me!"
"Well, we would but we'd probably miss."
"Then don't aim at me!"
1:17 was that a reference to Luke saying nuh uh to being Vader's son
Light Saber, a weapon that shoots a plasma beam from a "kyber crystal", mainly used for *cutting and slicing* through enemies or objects.
Disney writers don't know what the word "plasma" means as the only thing they learned in school is SJW/woke ideology.
The part where he's trying to cut his head...😆
At least the Acolyte got one thing right.
😂😂
You mean when they cancelled season 2?
If DIsney wrote New Hope, Obi-wan would've been stabbed in a non-vital area, fake death, then come back in the next movie.
Those cowards are too afraid to kill characters.
Hell, even Tarkin probably would've survived and been the main villain of the sequel, lessening the impact and presence of Vader and ruining the movie.
Unless the characters have a large white male fanbase, then that's another story.
"Obi-wan, Han, Luke, and Chewie don't make it but what's this?! OH LOOK! PrInCess Leia makes it. In fact she doesn't just do that, she saves the whole galaxy all by herself!"
We love the stormtroopers in the background
Even before Disney, those Stormtroopers weren't going to be able to kill him.
If Disney had made it, all the good guys would be strong empowered women with no character development.
And lesbian.
Can't forget the lesbian
You guys really do like to talk about hating women and minorities dont you?
@@AedanTheGrey Explain how that is hate.
@@humantacos9800 when you bitch about the inclusion of women and minorities in media, youre really just saying you hate them in a stealthy way
If you dont hate them, maybe consider not joining the incels in their bullshit?
Lightsabers bouncing off stormtrooper armour like baseball bats are TIGHT!
Disney apparently decided to give the stormtroopers a chance for survival! 😂😂😂
There is no way Disney could have made a story this coherent.
SC 38 Reimagined is the only thing I consider A New Hope remaster
If this was made by Disney they wouldn't need the ship to fly off, they could just jump into outter space and float off to the next planet
"Order 66 was inside job" that's some t-shirt material
Cant wait for "If Disney made Phantom Menace"
"What's next, Order 66 was an inside job?" 😂
honestly better then the entire disney franchise star wars.
Given Disney today, very surprised at least one character hasn’t upgraded from a lightsaber to a heavy saber.
like my jedi masters before me, i have adapted the "8 year old girl at a soft ball tournament" jedi style.
-kylo ren
Why didn’t Vader just throw a butter knife into Ben’s sternum? Must’ve not seen the acolyte
Lightsabers if they were actually made of light
Wait till Star Wars man sees this .
“Safe flight home”
That’ll teach him. W Vader.
I would never be this uncivilized!
Using the force to fix "Kyberectile dysfunction”... So that's what "The Force Awakens" really meant...
They already made a new hope ..... it was episode 7
I cannot describe how many times I express this complaint about people getting stabbed through the stomach or chest, and the response is: "ERM, ACTUALLY Darth Maul survived getting chopped in half! So... Yeah..."
It's like... Yeah... Darth Maul surviving being bisected moments after Qui-Gon died of stomach stab is one of the prime examples of the complaint.... Almost like Darth Maul wasn't *originally* supposed to survive, and Fellatio Filoni decided to write him back in, consistency be damned.
Them Breaking The Fourth Wall It's So Freaking Hilarious! 😂
It's the subtle things too. The lack of flashes when two guys dueling lock sabers, the sparks that always come off them now (lightsabers don't spark on each other, idk where that came from).
What else? Oh, the lack of damage when someone hits an inanimate object. We went from these things cutting through blast doors in episode 1 to not even being able to cut a metal bar or leave a scorch mark on the ground with a miss (see all of the Obi-Wan duels, specifically Vader vs the chick inquisitor). When two lightsabers hit now there's usually a visible bounce from one plastic prop hitting the other because the props now weigh too much due to the lighting mechanisms inside.
“Well, try mine…” 😂🤣😂
This is more of a robot Chicken sketch than Disney.
If Disney made it, obi wan would be a girl witch with a lazer whip, and vader would have 6 blades coming from one hilt. 😂
Me: thinking of Darth Ferb 😂
The one good thing about the Acolyte is that nobody got up in the next scene. I’m struggling to think of other good things, but I can at least admit that one
"Harder Ani!"
The "fuck off" at the end legit made me laugh out loud...and it's nighttime here. 😂
This is comedy gold
"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine" Vader struck him and couldn't kill him... he struck him down.
If Disney made A New Hope.
Oh, don't worry. They will.
1:20
Love the pose here.
Arms folded with those defective sabers
This isn't canon lore accurate. When Vader grabbed Ben's lightsaber, it should have turned from blue to red. Because that's how lightsabers work now.
That's like saying "oh the dark side is just when you get a little angry and now you're a sith" you and i both know that's not how it works lmao
@@Tom_Cruise_Missile Have you not seen the Disney SW show that's from (I'm guessing the Acolyte, but I can't be bothered to remember)?
@@silencedmaxim5889 why would i watch something i know is garbage? People who do that are just looking to be outraged and honestly, kind of deserve it.
@@Tom_Cruise_Missile You might not like it, but it's canon in the book of Disney. It's not canon in my book, but that's a personal matter.
Geez... this was surprisingly accurate. I felt like I was watching an actual Disney scene! "see how funny and quirky we are? lol we're relatable!!"
No because Disney wouldn’t have anything to copy off of
And then Darth Vader says "the power of ManNNNnNNNNNNeeEEEe"
If disney made a new hope it would be crap like the rest after disney brought star wars
i love the two stormtroopers in the background CLEARLY debating on shooting ben and ultimately deciding against it for one reason or another
also the fact that vader just refuses to kill obi wan because he'll just become a force ghost sounds perfectly in character, he'd probably want him imprisoned tbh
Makes much more sense if you watch the full story :) ua-cam.com/video/RDA0JOK48Fk/v-deo.htmlsi=nAtbnoCiALMOLL0P
facts
These videos are from blades and sorcery?
it made PLENTY of sense already lmao
HELL NO!!! Disney messed up enough Shit with Star Wars already. So Praise Jesus that they didn’t do that.
Obiwan : I loved you anakin
Vader : I know
Obiwan : wait what?
And happily ever after
This is the way in disney now
Have you ever heard a tragedy of Disney trylogy?
Vader has 2 Kyber Crystals.
Disney light sabers are actually d1ld0s
Usually when you don't want your enemy dead, you imprison him.
Obi Wan: Come on shoot me.
Stormtrooper: Sorry sir Disney somehow made us even worse at aiming. We’re practically just canon fodder at this point.
Obi wan: But you were just ordered by vader to miss right?
Stormtrooper: Nope we just are that terrible.
Obi Wan: God damn it.
This CANT be from Disney.... theres no sexual or gender identity politics and all 3 main characters are powerful white males with no DEI women around to tell and show them how much better then them they are....
To be fair, the original also had a woman berating all the men for most of the rescue.
@King_Nex true, but that woman had a character, flaws and personality.... can't be Disney with thkse things
@@alexrompen805 Exactly. She was human. Her flaws made her actual capabilities much more interesting, rather than just taking away all the stakes whenever she was on screen. She also showed moments of genuine weakness, struggle and empathy. She lost her homeworld. She struggled with whether or not to sacrifice the Rebels or her planet. And she comforted Luke after he lost Obi-Wan. And that was just in the first movie, after all. Plus, she and the other characters had to work together to stop the Empire. Luke wouldn't have blown up the Death Star without Han rushing into help at the last minute. And Han wouldn't have helped rescue Leia were it not for Luke convincing him to. And none of them would have gotten anywhere had Leia not hid the plans in R2. They all needed each other to succeed.
You hit the nail on the head, in all honesty. No way Disney would do something like that today.
@@King_Nex Don't forget Chewbacca has always been a proud female of hairdom, spearheading body positivity while playing naked.
Well, the joke is the white hetero males have grown sexually ineffective so it is like Disney that way.
The dialogue is too good for this to have been written by disney lmao
Just to be clear, Kenobi didn’t die in New Hope. Watch all the other lightsaber battles. Hands fly off. Heads roll. Kenobi force teleported much the same way Luke did in the Last Jedi, but closer as to not strain himself. He left only his cloak and boarded a transport to Zeltros, where he is retired, only to appear as a Force Ghost to keep up appearances.
Where the hell did you get that info from? Luke died just the way as Kylo Ren cuts his projector-self off in half so it wouldn’t make sense if Kenobi still managed to survive and “transport” to Zeltros just like Luke when he fell off the rock at the sunset, how do you explain that? Just because he left his cloak on the floor after his final fight with Darth Vader doesn’t evaluate your lack of evidence for retiring that says otherwise.
Even if Kenobi “did” used projection to fight Vader, it won’t matter considering the fact that he would still be dead a few YEARS later in the ABY as a force ghost.
@@epicguy7479 it doesn’t matter how long his retirement was. I suggest that Old Ben was never struck by Vader in the first place. As a long time fan I can use the original three movies as proof. In what you kids call “New Hope” the fight between Kenobi and Vader left no body at all, but the fight between Luke and Vader cost Luke a hand. Pieces are left behind. No one else vanishes during a light saber fight. If I expand to the 3 prequels, heads roll. Bodies are left behind. Even if I include the sorry excuse for the three “Next Jedi”, they dumbed down the light saber but Finn still had evidence of being hit. As you put it, after being swiped through, Luke falls off a mountain. But Ben just disrobes and is gone. The saber doesn’t even touch him, let alone cut through. Everything he does after can be done through the force while still alive. The only embellishment I offer is going to Zeltros, cause heck, why not give his retirement some flair.
This is basically just Anakin and Obi-Wan having a regular conversation in Clone Wars, lol
WRONG! If Disney had done this scene both Vader and Obi-Wan would be gay-women talking it out. Just as Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland planned it out. And the rating would sink like the Titanic.
Where is the black genderswapped vader? This is mandatory for a 2024 disney remake.
I don't know, to really be Disney-fied, Darth Vader would have to be a woman and Obi-Wan would be gay, possibly in a wheelchair. Other suggestions on further Disney-fication are welcomed.
Luke would have to be a black woman, and Han would be a bumbling idiot, and his relationship with Chewbacca would be an analogy for slavery.
You should make a full length movie. I’d watch every second.
If Disney had made this Luke would be Lucy and she'd be lame and gay.
Kathleen Cartman approved.
I'm Rey.
Rey what?
Reyzor Crest.