2 Broke Girls - Bar Mitzvah Boys

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  • @ryanle8485
    @ryanle8485 7 років тому +686

    "Damn boo, I stopped listening after you said freshly waxed." - YES MA'AM

    • @Guivi99Druid
      @Guivi99Druid 3 роки тому +10

      bro I didn't get dat joke until you know enough of the hub

    • @gabrielkaplan5996
      @gabrielkaplan5996 2 роки тому +1

      I love how gansta the kids think they are

  • @janb17
    @janb17 10 років тому +1109

    ''How is you gonna say anything with your mouth full''? :D:D:D When I saw it for the first time, I nearly died..

    • @captainsam9739
      @captainsam9739 7 років тому +7

      tomas.s. same

    • @kellycooper1183
      @kellycooper1183 6 років тому +5

      tomas.s what does that mean

    • @nina_4800
      @nina_4800 5 років тому +20

      @@haveringdokkan9344 dick of size of cigarette 😂😂 so basically too small

    • @marvintaina7692
      @marvintaina7692 4 роки тому +14

      I spat my water out when I first heard this. Gold😂

    • @kirkdownes5729
      @kirkdownes5729 4 роки тому +2

      @France Et companies so rape??

  • @crescentmoon-5097
    @crescentmoon-5097 8 років тому +566

    it's always funny to see gangsta Caroline. Black color hair kid had the best lines, even Max was speechless against him

    • @brierichardson8462
      @brierichardson8462 4 роки тому +11

      And scmuley seemed like shyist and David was just a hype man

    • @sundeasvlogs5530
      @sundeasvlogs5530 2 роки тому +2

      Haha ya Max normally has most of the jokes. But I guess she’s out done by 2 kids lol

    • @gopichalapathi1223
      @gopichalapathi1223 2 роки тому +2

      He must have got what he wanted

    • @joaboby2
      @joaboby2 Рік тому

      MAX was sick! I think she wasn’t in her own mind so didn’t got any comebacks.

    • @Fiero425
      @Fiero425 Рік тому +1

      After the cash was pulled to change her mind, saying "how much we talking bout?" I almost lost consciousness. I couldn't breathe I 😂. ;-)

  • @jamiewhite1076
    @jamiewhite1076 5 років тому +753

    “Dude there is not enough money in th...HOW MUCH WE TALKIN?!” That would b me 😂

  • @mlauren629
    @mlauren629 Рік тому +25

    Mouth full.... Had me literally rollin out my chair. Literally one of the best sketches ever

  • @lovely.mara.zad1
    @lovely.mara.zad1 11 років тому +578

    there is not enough money in the world ... how much we r talking x'D changed her mind in seconds hahaha

    • @catm9414
      @catm9414 10 років тому +17

      Who wouldn't change their mind LOL money is my bf LOL 💴💴💴💵💵💵💰💰💰💰

    • @jameswandall2431
      @jameswandall2431 6 років тому +4

      Lol..that was hilarious 😄

    • @LuizR1913
      @LuizR1913 5 років тому +7

      Girls these days be showing or sending topless pics out for free so why not get paid lol

    • @prateeksinghal630
      @prateeksinghal630 4 роки тому

      I guess it was milliseconds xD xD

    • @enzomartinez8083
      @enzomartinez8083 4 роки тому

      "MAX"...

  • @AnythingImNtJustLani
    @AnythingImNtJustLani 12 років тому +68

    ‎"DAMN sweetness your lips are moving, but your ass is doing all the talking" LOL

  • @snakelemon
    @snakelemon 12 років тому +208

    "Em... is that yiddish?`!" xD Gets me every time!

  • @CrystalLight92
    @CrystalLight92 12 років тому +392

    i really hope there are bloopers for this scene. I dont know how all of them went through this without laughing. I wonder how many takes it took them

  • @sharankaur5163
    @sharankaur5163 5 років тому +127

    When max said "how much are you talking"😂😂😂😂This is gold man

    • @enzomartinez8083
      @enzomartinez8083 5 років тому +5

      Yes...I would probably do the same...😂😂

    • @Fiero425
      @Fiero425 Рік тому

      I almost blacked out. I couldn't breathe. 😂 😂

  • @skylarstevens9606
    @skylarstevens9606 9 років тому +440

    how bout you turn around and make it pop for daddy I WAS DYINGGG :D

  • @hxvideo
    @hxvideo 8 років тому +1603

    Is this even legal to ask boy actors to say that? This gold!!!

    • @JewishEvangelist
      @JewishEvangelist 7 років тому +178

      They're not acting.

    • @efcpl
      @efcpl 6 років тому +90

      Was thinking the same. It´s probably in the gray zone.

    • @roberthaworth9097
      @roberthaworth9097 6 років тому +67

      Actors say wha'evah s**t they paid say, numsay'in?

    • @renrose4169
      @renrose4169 6 років тому +71

      Yes. There's no restriction on what language a minor can use on TV or in films.

    • @Hi-Hono
      @Hi-Hono 6 років тому +38

      Should be illegal.

  • @kelvinwilson5219
    @kelvinwilson5219 11 років тому +149

    He said how about you turn around and make it pop for daddy. Hysterics!

    • @gigilee2211
      @gigilee2211 3 роки тому +1

      The way he said daddy thou damn like r they kids or men well hilarious but kind of objectifying women

  • @chxlxmxt8820
    @chxlxmxt8820 7 років тому +149

    "How u gon talk with your mouth full" LMAOOO😂😂😂

    • @yayatijangid6431
      @yayatijangid6431 3 роки тому +3

      How's you gonna say anything with your mouthful

  • @luxaholicanonymous2577
    @luxaholicanonymous2577 5 років тому +76

    This is one of my favourite episodes of the entire show. The boys are so funny!

  • @samziegler1752
    @samziegler1752 8 років тому +244

    Omg I've watched this like 50 times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vi-yc3jn
      @vi-yc3jn 5 років тому +6

      And you have 50 likes XD

  • @stevedyches4635
    @stevedyches4635 4 роки тому +36

    This may be the best scene in the show, also when Oleg says to Caroline "Now I owe you money." after the fish tank deposit.

  • @atharbarghouthi9649
    @atharbarghouthi9649 3 роки тому +36

    I wanna drink beers every weekend with the guy who writes this show

  • @jameswandall2431
    @jameswandall2431 6 років тому +44

    By far my fav episode
    "Skinny bitch came to play" ! 😄

  • @23RedTechno
    @23RedTechno 9 років тому +162

    Don't get jealous Vanilla cup how about you turn yourself around and make it pop for daddy XD

  • @moofushu
    @moofushu 9 років тому +142

    I always knew there would be consequences to Vanilla Ice having a record deal.

  • @southpaw2153
    @southpaw2153 2 роки тому +19

    "Yo, yo, yo! What up, cupcake bitches?!?" 🤣

  • @lostindiancamp
    @lostindiancamp 12 років тому +13

    Those boys made this episode. This is one of my favorites.

  • @squeegybeckinhyme
    @squeegybeckinhyme 11 років тому +65

    Hahaha omg my cousin is JUST LIKE THIS!!! Raised a lil Jewish boy and acts like he's a gangsta.

  • @jameswandall2431
    @jameswandall2431 6 років тому +24

    I liked the pause & expression on Max's face when 1 of the boys was counting his $$ when asked how much mitza $$ it'd take to serve up some supified "ta ta's" 😄

  • @Marathonracer
    @Marathonracer 10 років тому +19

    "Uhh... Is that Yiddish?" These kids are hilarious and show the creativity, intelligence and cool side of Judaism, poking fun at the stereotypes with their PARODY of Jew Tang Clan in a way that's drop dead funny. Priceless !
    Once in a generation, a show comes along with the perfect casting, chemistry, great directing and brilliant writers, putting the lines of pure comedic genius in the mouths of a cast created by the comedy god. 2 Broke Girls is that show and "The Kosher Cupcakes" and " Bar Mitzvah Boys" is an instant classic.

  • @MaxMustermann-hd7oe
    @MaxMustermann-hd7oe 3 роки тому +23

    I was in tears, because I laughed so much, when I first saw this scene.

  • @Annabellp98
    @Annabellp98 12 років тому +31

    "Damn boo, I stopped listening after you said freshly waxed" GAHAHHAAHH DYING.

    • @jason4608
      @jason4608 3 роки тому

      I didn't get it.What does 'fleshly waxed" mean ?

    • @TM-il8rb
      @TM-il8rb Рік тому

      @@jason4608 a waxed vag

    • @DaWorzt99
      @DaWorzt99 Рік тому

      He's referring to a waxed vagina

  • @chickofmusic001
    @chickofmusic001 9 років тому +219

    why where they shocked when he said mouthfull, i bet it's just micro XD

    • @danielle5408
      @danielle5408 7 років тому +3

      Code G.I.R.L um I shouldn't say this but they mean sucking something (their private parts).... I don't know how old you are so I hope I didn't scar you.

    • @isa2758
      @isa2758 6 років тому +44

      U guys didnt understand the comment did u? She meant how could it be a mouthfull with a "micro" penis cuz they are boys....

    • @AD-jq7ow
      @AD-jq7ow 4 роки тому +3

      You never know.....some kid have it big

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 роки тому +1

      @@AD-jq7ow have a seat please, right here.

  • @nitishgoyal5143
    @nitishgoyal5143 4 роки тому +72

    'I stopped listening after you said freshly waxed'. Damn, someone please give:-
    1)these kids a oscar,
    2)caroline a ride to burn unit,
    3)and these kid's custody to a new set of parents 😂🙈

  • @2313Productions
    @2313Productions 8 років тому +113

    Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley, the early years.

  • @luxaholicanonymous2577
    @luxaholicanonymous2577 5 років тому +21

    This episode along with Caroline meeting her bf’s mom and sisters are my favourite episodes of this show. 😍🤓

  • @lisabinhawaii
    @lisabinhawaii 5 років тому +57

    omg even by today's standards, I don't know HOW they got away with the "mouth full" line on tv!

    • @redwardranger7034
      @redwardranger7034 3 роки тому +8

      It's probably because there are less people that take comedy too seriously back then.

  • @deanwinchester822
    @deanwinchester822 6 років тому +29

    I’m actually crying watching this episode 😂

  • @slicedGabe
    @slicedGabe 12 років тому +92

    that was so fucking sick... theyre so lucky that they didnt get in trouble...

  • @straightgreat846
    @straightgreat846 4 роки тому +24

    One of the funniest scenes in the show😂😂😂

  • @kingsanie8962
    @kingsanie8962 4 роки тому +14

    Bro said "I stopped listening when you said freshly waxed" daaaaamn

  • @johngonzales6077
    @johngonzales6077 5 років тому +35

    Superfine Tay-Tays.💀💀💀💀💀I'm dead

  • @jameswandall2431
    @jameswandall2431 6 років тому +18

    .."And they're back "..lol 😄

  • @TheAnimeStreamer
    @TheAnimeStreamer 11 років тому +27

    THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER LMAO

  • @mikedoyle2252
    @mikedoyle2252 9 років тому +69

    Best episode EVER.

  • @mackenzieking2994
    @mackenzieking2994 6 років тому +95

    I wouldn’t have let them get even half way through their first sentence before I smacked them. Ain’t no one talking to me like that and getting away with it. You just became a man, take it like a man.

    • @johnnyesponge4535
      @johnnyesponge4535 4 роки тому +6

      Stfu

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @redwardranger7034
      @redwardranger7034 3 роки тому +2

      Please stick to watching drama

    • @shinmarcorp7846
      @shinmarcorp7846 Рік тому

      yeah fucking right all women are hoes when the right man comes along shit if some jacked dude said that youd get wet dont lie hoe

  • @kevinmacdonald6546
    @kevinmacdonald6546 4 роки тому +7

    I only watched 2 broke Girls for one reason and that was Kat Dennings. I mean here is this gorgeous woman who had one of the greatest characters ever who was like an updated version of Laverne & Shirley's Laverne DeFazio, played by the late and great Penny Marshall

  • @danielsansanese7055
    @danielsansanese7055 6 років тому +43

    One of the funniest three minutes in sitcom history. If you aren't cracking up to this. You have zero sense of humor! LMAO 😂

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 Рік тому

      Lol sure. Or I'm not a simpleton which this show was made for.

  • @LIVIA1797
    @LIVIA1797 12 років тому +18

    I WOULD PAY TOO SEE THEM and OLEG in a Scene . with Caroline and Max .

  • @redwardranger7034
    @redwardranger7034 3 роки тому +6

    0:33 I'm surprised this two kids managed to hide their adorable side to that fellow behind the door. Also I can already imagine a certain Assistant to the Regional Manager's response

  • @mohamedaiman6027
    @mohamedaiman6027 9 років тому +25

    OMG .... "yeah yeah what up cupcake bitcheszz " WAS LIKE A BUBBLE BUSTER THEY GO N COM IN LIKE "OH HELL YEAH TITOSZ

  • @theferretgalfeatures4394
    @theferretgalfeatures4394 5 років тому +7

    1:26 on up ! My boy became a mans ! Thats right son...got my.... Preach! Hilarious !

  • @aaronjackson8204
    @aaronjackson8204 2 роки тому +5

    Caroline’s “Jew Tang Clan” was the one that floored me. 😂

  • @kyngarline8234
    @kyngarline8234 8 років тому +121

    I stop listening after you said freshly waxed

  • @joylynglasgow1770
    @joylynglasgow1770 4 роки тому +10

    I miss this show so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @caimilligan9450
    @caimilligan9450 12 років тому +24

    YO YO YO WHAT UP CUPCAKE BITCHEZZZZ

  • @Tga131
    @Tga131 5 років тому +9

    This show should have been a Netflix show.

  • @ginomerlino5246
    @ginomerlino5246 3 роки тому +6

    1 best clips ever !!

  • @TheHappyBarby
    @TheHappyBarby 10 років тому +59

    My favorite part ever!!!!!! :D

  • @dr6540
    @dr6540 5 років тому +9

    "skinny bitch came to playy! :P" lmfao 3:05

  • @jenningsbg
    @jenningsbg 11 років тому +34

    supafine tataisssss - was the end for me :)

  • @jackthecraftian
    @jackthecraftian 4 роки тому +9

    The fun fact is that guys like this never get the girls and always get beat up in a fight

  • @mriguy35
    @mriguy35 3 роки тому +4

    One of my favorite episodes! :)

  • @darendee5682
    @darendee5682 2 роки тому +4

    One of the best scenes in all the series.

  • @dangwendy
    @dangwendy 11 років тому +43

    Jew Tang Clan! Best. Part. Ever.

  • @Izzowrap
    @Izzowrap 11 років тому +10

    HOLY SHIT! i almost cried when i've seen that.. hahahaha. GET MY BAR MIZVAH DOOOOOOONE, SOOOOOOOOOON!

  • @mommygarcia9137
    @mommygarcia9137 3 роки тому +24

    My favorite episode !! These boys are thug wannabes !! So hilarious !!

    • @moschaaf
      @moschaaf 2 роки тому

      Ta tas

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Рік тому

      Wait till you travel to Uman in September. It’s a lot less funny when they’re acting like that but can be your father

  • @BlackVelvet261
    @BlackVelvet261 11 років тому +24

    He looks like little Joaquin Pheonix!

  • @zacryan8333
    @zacryan8333 6 років тому +14

    this my super damn favourite part. boys are so cute as well as talented

  • @josephinelarosa5173
    @josephinelarosa5173 Місяць тому

    This is my favorite episode! The other is The Left Hip. Both never fail to lift me out of a funk! ❤

  • @laylabegum577
    @laylabegum577 9 років тому +58

    I love this episode 😂😂😂😂

    • @abhishekminz8
      @abhishekminz8 4 роки тому

      Season and episode no. Plz

    • @bgos4727
      @bgos4727 3 роки тому +1

      @@abhishekminz8 1x 17

  • @ian1464
    @ian1464 6 років тому +11

    I think a piece of me just died

  • @TheLebaneseSpideyFan21
    @TheLebaneseSpideyFan21 12 днів тому +1

    Accurate portrayal of the small hats

  • @manmountain3205
    @manmountain3205 Рік тому +1

    Ohhhh shhhittt😂😂😂😂this is so wrong thats it right😂😂💯

  • @bethiewhite7546
    @bethiewhite7546 7 років тому +48

    Dude there is not enough money in th--how much are we talking

  • @markyyboy
    @markyyboy 2 роки тому +9

    Maxs face at 2:02 had me dying

  • @mahamtanveer
    @mahamtanveer 6 років тому +7

    Max looks beautiful with this hairstyle

  • @princeicio
    @princeicio 5 років тому +4

    The kid's face turned red LOL 2:20

  • @bbcisrubbish
    @bbcisrubbish 11 років тому +21

    The inevitable laughing machine!!!

  • @jessicabyott.9655
    @jessicabyott.9655 10 років тому +13

    this is the greatest thing ever

  • @BLueBiirdx3
    @BLueBiirdx3 12 років тому +3

    you like that? - stop. you like that? - stop it.
    xDDDDDDDD

  • @BigSmoke-hk8kc
    @BigSmoke-hk8kc 2 роки тому +4

    2:02 Max was like: 😮

  • @sadeyezduececlarkeandlexa2163
    @sadeyezduececlarkeandlexa2163 5 років тому +5

    How much we talken... I'm Dead. Lol

  • @sprincesse9642
    @sprincesse9642 5 років тому +7

    My best part ever 😂😂

  • @talayasmith648
    @talayasmith648 8 років тому +39

    I love this show
    💝💝 💝💝
    💝🍡🍡💝🍡🍡💝
    💝🍡🍡🍡🍡🍡💝
    💝 Miss you! 💝
    💝🍡🍡🍡💝
    💝🍡💝
    💝

  • @munenex
    @munenex 5 років тому +3

    Freshly waxed. That was a new one.

  • @carltonposey369
    @carltonposey369 3 роки тому +4

    this scene is my favorite

  • @zoevanhatten8716
    @zoevanhatten8716 9 років тому +12

    As a Reform Jew,I can comprehend.

  • @juliohernandez5230
    @juliohernandez5230 11 років тому +50

    priceless

  • @MsRealmadridfan
    @MsRealmadridfan 11 років тому +7

    Damn are they funny!! Best bit ever!!

  • @michelledeming8879
    @michelledeming8879 4 роки тому +4

    This episode cracks me up.

  • @kahlifahpowell4305
    @kahlifahpowell4305 9 років тому +5

    If its possible can any of you guys can put full episodes from season 1 on youtube

  • @boomqwer
    @boomqwer 11 років тому +7

    Man that a good sketch

  • @coreygabbard9301
    @coreygabbard9301 12 років тому +3

    I Love This Show!

  • @churchdointhugthug
    @churchdointhugthug 10 років тому +69

    I usually don't like 2 broke grils, but this was hilarious.

    • @smiledoglover111
      @smiledoglover111 6 років тому +12

      Nobody likes broke grils, but lots of people love 2 broke girls.

  • @MaisaNamaste
    @MaisaNamaste 10 років тому +14

    HAHAHA still cracks me up! xD

  • @hinkhall5291
    @hinkhall5291 Рік тому +1

    These boys are hella cool yo!

  • @madwolfgarton9997
    @madwolfgarton9997 5 років тому +2

    I'm fuckin WEAK!😂

  • @TheSighphiguy
    @TheSighphiguy 5 років тому +5

    i should run out now and play the lottery!
    i actually found a funny 2 Broke Girls clip!

  • @chediattia4131
    @chediattia4131 9 років тому +24

    these two are very funny what's their names?

  • @jordanboyd2120
    @jordanboyd2120 6 років тому +7

    What episode is this? I need to know this! The clip is hilarious 😂

    • @DaWorzt99
      @DaWorzt99 Рік тому +1

      TV show (2 broke Girls)season 1,episode 17.. (and the kosher cupcakes)

  • @shijoejoseph2011
    @shijoejoseph2011 12 років тому +3

    A bloody good heartwarmin laugh after FRIENDS 3 :")

  • @marthaisamazing
    @marthaisamazing 12 років тому +5

    GOT MY BAR MITZVAH DONE SONNNN

  • @JaculaDudek
    @JaculaDudek 4 роки тому +4

    those two are awesome