Leaked documents: Egypt almost supplied rockets to Russia

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  • Опубліковано 19 кві 2023
  • Egypt nearly supplied rockets to Russia but later agreed to arm Ukraine instead at the urging of the U.S., according to documents leaked in a Discord group. #TheDiscordLeaks #shorts
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  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 Рік тому +30246

    Russia: "But we helped you out!"
    Egypt: "And we appreciate that!"

  • @Tet801
    @Tet801 Рік тому +95525

    There are two kinds of countries who interact with both the US and Russia. Ones that know how to play both sides, and ones that disintegrate from their opposition.

    • @RascaldeesV2
      @RascaldeesV2 Рік тому +374

      I... what?

    • @dafish5306
      @dafish5306 Рік тому +4238

      ​@@RascaldeesV2 bro just read and use your brain this guy spitting facts

    • @GB1510-yt
      @GB1510-yt Рік тому +1230

      ​@@RascaldeesV2 they mean if they don't play along they get nuked or other

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Рік тому +1268

      not really, look what happened to yugoslavia,
      russia didn't help them when the usa invaded them.
      if you always play both sides. then people won't trust you. the same might happen to india in the future .

    • @Theheep
      @Theheep Рік тому +431

      @@GB1510-ytwhen has a country been nuked by another country for the past 100 years excluding Japan.
      Edit: tests don’t count either

  • @jeremytrepanier2202
    @jeremytrepanier2202 2 місяці тому +635

    Egypt: My morality is my wallet

    • @renombreaiy6441
      @renombreaiy6441 Місяць тому +7

      Lo mismo que Estados Unidos.

    • @AhmedHesham-pg5mx
      @AhmedHesham-pg5mx Місяць тому

      Bro I am Egyptian and I want to say كسمك *u hellerous in Egyptian*

    • @cristitanase6130
      @cristitanase6130 Місяць тому +3

      They will pay... everyone pays, ask Itaq, they trusted US and UK too...

    • @cyriljanda253
      @cyriljanda253 Місяць тому

      So raping Ukrainian women is your morality?

    • @israelimapping
      @israelimapping Місяць тому

      ​@@renombreaiy6441if that was true the united states would've collapsed by now

  • @YooperMapping
    @YooperMapping 2 місяці тому +92

    No friends in geopolitics, just business partners.

  • @bipolartorecovery1485
    @bipolartorecovery1485 Рік тому +18687

    definitely shows how international politics is just a bunch of haggling

    • @Girls-hf3it
      @Girls-hf3it Рік тому +186

      ...yeah...duh. You new here?

    • @enriquecabrera2137
      @enriquecabrera2137 Рік тому +186

      Wtf else did you think it was?

    • @DOT107
      @DOT107 Рік тому +112

      what do you think negotiation is?

    • @m.g.4060
      @m.g.4060 Рік тому +29

      honestly, I like it that way. it's simple

    • @hurricanefury439
      @hurricanefury439 Рік тому

      it's just pure corruption
      there was never a good intention to begin with

  • @minasaber9949
    @minasaber9949 4 місяці тому +12714

    Egypt doesn't like money, Egypt NEEDS money

    • @L0-ser4_LifE.
      @L0-ser4_LifE. 4 місяці тому +162

      Yeah my older brother said that 1 dollar is now 60 Egyptian pounds (Don't have a source so don't completely believe me)

    • @minasaber9949
      @minasaber9949 4 місяці тому +209

      @@L0-ser4_LifE. well I am Egyptian so I can tell u (it's 31 Egyptian Pounds)

    • @L0-ser4_LifE.
      @L0-ser4_LifE. 4 місяці тому +32

      @@minasaber9949 I'm Egyptian too lol it's just something someone said to me I don't catch on this stuff tbh

    • @abdelrahmanahmed2415
      @abdelrahmanahmed2415 4 місяці тому +57

      ​@@L0-ser4_LifE.It actually is 60 pounds in parallel market and expected to rise to 75 by authorities in way to fight the high inflation and actually the goods around egypt are already price at higher than 31 pounds for the dollar for example cars . They are almost double and half of the price of the same car from the manufacturer.

    • @kziad1
      @kziad1 4 місяці тому

      ​@@minasaber9949that's the official price. Pretty much only tourists use it. Unofficial price is 60

  • @THADDAUS-vm5qp
    @THADDAUS-vm5qp 3 місяці тому +277

    Egypt(Mr krabs): I like money😁

    • @Fai9albinKhalid3
      @Fai9albinKhalid3 2 місяці тому +8

      Egypt NEEDS money, I don't think that they own any burger restaurant to pay for all this 🫢🦀

    • @uvhvgv
      @uvhvgv 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Fai9albinKhalid3للاسف معاك حق ،ودولتك والامارات بدأوا يشتروا كل حاجة هنا تقريبا 😅

    • @4X10S
      @4X10S 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Fai9albinKhalid3 Oh well, imagine losing cheap wheat, nuclear energy and train rails for commerce just to get "money", all of the above gets you money as well, far more than a billion lol..

    • @matxcine
      @matxcine 2 місяці тому +1

      It must suck being that unfunny

    • @cyriljanda253
      @cyriljanda253 Місяць тому

      They just like human beings and therefore they want Ukraine to defend itself

  • @alexstone1492
    @alexstone1492 2 місяці тому +153

    RU: We’ll build you power plants, trains and send you wheat.
    US: We’ll print you a billion dollars!
    😂

    • @tpkdm71
      @tpkdm71 Місяць тому +21

      The US gov is giving the money to defence contractors who then give the equipment to Egypt.
      I laugh when people complain about foreign military aid as the vast majority of the money just goes back into the US economy.

    • @erikpeterffy7552
      @erikpeterffy7552 Місяць тому +6

      @@tpkdm71 And I laugh at those who believe that a cake can be made yet the flour will be saved. That money never goes back into the economy. It goes to offshore accounts. Of course 10% stays with the Big Guy.

    • @mjshorty101
      @mjshorty101 16 днів тому +2

      @@tpkdm71 Not really the US economy, but the rich contractors themselves soaking up all that money that could be spent more efficiently. But those guys need a 2nd yacht so...

    • @akamebanane811
      @akamebanane811 9 днів тому +1

      Do you not know how money works ?

    • @matthewharris8819
      @matthewharris8819 3 дні тому

      Not really how it works but ok 😂

  • @FumiTaki
    @FumiTaki Рік тому +23143

    United States: And I have over 50 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

    • @dreamcogs3877
      @dreamcogs3877 Рік тому +963

      Venezuela: 50 million power?! Teach us how!

    • @troutwarrior6735
      @troutwarrior6735 Рік тому +415

      "How did you do that?"

    • @dannyvdz1
      @dannyvdz1 Рік тому

      ​@@dreamcogs3877 simple just stop sucking

    • @namethefifth7315
      @namethefifth7315 Рік тому +439

      ​@@dreamcogs3877 mom's credit card son, it charges in response to financial trama

    • @TheMapGod275
      @TheMapGod275 Рік тому +52

      @@namethefifth7315lmao

  • @harriskorbin9470
    @harriskorbin9470 Рік тому +9192

    The settlers of catan wheat had me dying

    • @jordank6961
      @jordank6961 Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @adrianalavez4140
      @adrianalavez4140 Рік тому +18

      Catan? I thought the game was called Qatan.

    • @jimdee5319
      @jimdee5319 Рік тому +50

      ​@@adrianalavez4140 You thought wrong

    • @TheMartianMancumpster
      @TheMartianMancumpster Рік тому +32

      ​@@adrianalavez4140 no, the qatan is the bible for muslim people

    • @jordank6961
      @jordank6961 Рік тому +13

      @@TheMartianMancumpster 😂

  • @aiham_awd
    @aiham_awd 7 днів тому +3

    Being an Egyptian while watching this makes it funnier lmao

  • @Erikpdx
    @Erikpdx 2 місяці тому +326

    "We only needed that wheat because you invaded the country we usually get it from"

    • @ajstyles5704
      @ajstyles5704 2 місяці тому +36

      Huh? Russia produces wheat more than double than Ukraine, Ukraine no.1 is Maize by 50% and about only 25% was wheat.

    • @Yuri.Msk.777
      @Yuri.Msk.777 2 місяці тому +32

      ​@@ajstyles5704 Don't waste your energy 99% of the time, people prefer a baist position which coincides with their worldview, don't put him in a state of mental or rather cognitive dissonance 😂

    • @pharaohsmagician8329
      @pharaohsmagician8329 2 місяці тому

      Or he will call you a Bot lol​@@Yuri.Msk.777

    • @ShadowebEB
      @ShadowebEB 2 місяці тому +22

      ​@@Yuri.Msk.777 and you think that the war didn't disturb the export of grains from ruSSia as well?

    • @Monochromicornicopia
      @Monochromicornicopia 2 місяці тому +23

      @@ajstyles5704 Ukraine is a farming powerhouse. Russia only produces more because its bigger

  • @toddlogg
    @toddlogg Рік тому +7783

    *America walks in with a big bag of cash
    Egypt: But what have you done for me lately Russia?

    • @Samir-tu1wv
      @Samir-tu1wv Рік тому +83

      They helped Egypt in their war against Israel (soviet )

    • @toddlogg
      @toddlogg Рік тому +265

      @@Samir-tu1wv key word though Lately 😂.

    • @monkethefirst7636
      @monkethefirst7636 Рік тому +27

      ​@@Samir-tu1wvbut the money?

    • @Samir-tu1wv
      @Samir-tu1wv Рік тому +60

      As an Egyptian, I can confirm that the dictatorial leaders of Egypt, such as Abdel Fattah Al-Sisi, are among their priorities to build a strong army and a strong economy, as Egypt is from the south, there is the state of Sudan, which has wars, as is the case in Libya from the west, and the greatest threat is Israel from the northeast, which kills the Palestinians day and night without getting bored or bored. Even to take a break, and Israel want to occupy Sinai with American support, and also the presence of Iranian groups in Sinai, all of this represents challenges to the Egyptian state, which has more than 100 million Egyptian citizens, a million Sudanese refugees, a million Syrians, half a million Iraqis, 300 thousand Palestinians, 16 thousand Ukrainian refugees Egypt is ranked among the 10 most powerful countries militarily, which is the strongest country in Africa and the Middle East, and the strongest Arab country (militarily). Therefore, you may find a double relationship with Egypt's relations. We reject any hegemony or authority that controls the country.

    • @Dilpickle2002
      @Dilpickle2002 Рік тому +12

      I want to know what money cause the us is at max debt

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 Рік тому +6975

    Note to self: all diplomatic issues can be negotiated by using the word "billions" and "military aid" in the same sentence

    • @theirishasian5490
      @theirishasian5490 Рік тому +178

      Especially when dealing with military dictatorships looking to keep the people in line

    • @alexandervale8563
      @alexandervale8563 Рік тому +102

      Woah woah woah, you’re forgetting about “OIL” and “That Shit MINE”

    • @callumcochrane7759
      @callumcochrane7759 Рік тому +32

      You forgot the two most important words in international negotiations; gunboat diplomacy. It worked wonders for the empire where the sun never set

    • @jjanexqwee5552
      @jjanexqwee5552 Рік тому +9

      you mean DEBT?

    • @Cyborg_Lenin
      @Cyborg_Lenin Рік тому +17

      Further note that military aid can both describe investing ina countries military, and invading said country for "freedom".

  • @oxstr8upgreekxo730
    @oxstr8upgreekxo730 24 дні тому +16

    Egypt is the type of country to just say yes to both and accept both deals tbh

    • @leser4088
      @leser4088 11 днів тому

      Literally what Nasser did, took a 6 billion bribe from the CIA but didn't help them in any way.

  • @joelcastillo5828
    @joelcastillo5828 2 місяці тому +196

    Isn't a nuclear power plant, food price stability, and trains way more valuable than a billion dollars? Then I remembered politicians money launder.

    • @nubs2594
      @nubs2594 2 місяці тому +32

      Well, with the russia track record with a nuclear power plant, it's probably a safe bet. But all jokes aside, it's a billion a year. Every 2 years, that's enough for 1 plant, as opposed to only getting help building one American can just fund it all together.

    • @roysamuels9468
      @roysamuels9468 2 місяці тому +18

      A billion dollars could be used mostly immediately by a failing Egyptian economy. Conversely, Egypt wouldn't see the fruits of their new infrastructure for another decade or so.
      In the long run, nuclear power, trains, and food will keep the population running and happy, but Egypt's currency is taking a major hit, and they might want immediate resolutions.

    • @kittenofjesus3660
      @kittenofjesus3660 Місяць тому +16

      It's a billion dollars of military aid, so there's no way it will affect egyptians in the good way

    • @24dasr
      @24dasr Місяць тому +10

      ​@@roysamuels9468 A billion dollars in military aid doesn't mean they actyally get a billion dollars. The US ends up supplyijg weapons that collectively cost a billion dollars.
      So I would still say that a nuclear power plant is the better deal as it provides large amounts of clean energy at a low cost.

    • @mikegarcia8412
      @mikegarcia8412 Місяць тому

      The plant and infrastructure was planned and paid for likely in the past. The new billion deal would be new money 💰.

  • @oddlyjay
    @oddlyjay 10 місяців тому +6410

    "We built trains together"
    Same argument I had in kindergarten when my friend stole my red crayon

    • @parrotcraft7503
      @parrotcraft7503 9 місяців тому +126

      "and we're building your first nuclear power pla-"

    • @Anti.Furry.Warlord
      @Anti.Furry.Warlord 9 місяців тому +43

      i think it means a bit more on a country wide scale

    • @brentywenty
      @brentywenty 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Anti.Furry.Warlord Shouldn't use it as leverage though lol

    • @Anti.Furry.Warlord
      @Anti.Furry.Warlord 9 місяців тому +20

      @@brentywenty i dont think you know how interdependence works.

    • @brians4124
      @brians4124 9 місяців тому

      @@parrotcraft7503😐😐😐

  • @modulo3664
    @modulo3664 8 місяців тому +12568

    TLDR: Wheat and trains and powerplants can't be immediately embezzeled

    • @SeattleScotty
      @SeattleScotty 8 місяців тому +400

      It's not that easy to do with military aid either, but it helps the dictatorship maintain control and enables them to wage war for their interests. They don't need to embezzle it for it to be worthwhile. Not saying they don't do it at all of course.

    • @sylvernale
      @sylvernale 8 місяців тому +47

      they can through construction deals

    • @stealthagentkc
      @stealthagentkc 7 місяців тому +36

      ​@@SeattleScotty They can with military aid, how Vietnam fell so fast with military aid corruption

    • @RyanJosepher
      @RyanJosepher 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@SeattleScottysomeone knows how to do that too well

    • @wiredvibe1678
      @wiredvibe1678 7 місяців тому +1

      You'd be surprised.

  • @IsaiahMartinez88
    @IsaiahMartinez88 Місяць тому +10

    Is it just me or is Egypt like WW2 Spain playing both sides?

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 Місяць тому +1

      Egypt played both sides between the time of Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar, then they tried hard to join Rome and were conquered first by Rome, then by the Muslim empires . After the fall of the Turkish and British empires, they are trying again, now between the US and Russia .

  • @Anglo-EgyptianMan
    @Anglo-EgyptianMan 3 місяці тому +4

    Playing both sides is genius

  • @jessicamorrell4713
    @jessicamorrell4713 Рік тому +9069

    They're playing both sides. Edit...and it's bs 😒

  • @tristan7216
    @tristan7216 4 місяці тому +4486

    "What's your superpower?"
    "I'm rich."

    • @ximimi2440
      @ximimi2440 3 місяці тому +40

      with a worthless dollar 😂

    • @fairshareofdrownedsouls
      @fairshareofdrownedsouls 3 місяці тому +10

      The Soviets did that. Didn't last forever.

    • @hasinabegum1038
      @hasinabegum1038 3 місяці тому +70

      ​@@ximimi2440Rubble is worthless not Doller

    • @ximimi2440
      @ximimi2440 3 місяці тому

      @@hasinabegum1038 😂 Ruble is backed by gold Dollar is backed by nothing they have almost zero dept endless Ressources, free healthcare clean train stations and when countrys stop using dollar the US will collapse. Russia won.

    • @WorldbreakerHulk0326
      @WorldbreakerHulk0326 3 місяці тому

      dollar is backed by nothing... lol
      that is why US hates and destabilize other countries that want to bring back money that is backed by Gold...

  • @Footballproduction20012
    @Footballproduction20012 3 місяці тому +8

    “We have you so much wheat” pulls out Catan card ♥

  • @joshbridges8410
    @joshbridges8410 2 місяці тому +19

    Russia: here is food and power for your people, this is what we make...
    America: here are weapons and ammunitions, this is what we make...

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT Місяць тому +5

      Uh, except the US makes a lot more of everything than Russia
      Even Texas alone makes more than Russia.

    • @unwisecat
      @unwisecat Місяць тому

      @@RazorsharpLT as in? both have own strong sides. Does the US export / have more natural gas? more advanced agriculture? imo we should not compare the economies of countries from the opposite sides of the globe

    • @RazorsharpLT
      @RazorsharpLT Місяць тому +3

      @@unwisecat More agriculture? Yes. More Gas? No
      There's a reason everyone calls Russia the gas station country. Because it has nothing but gas and oil.
      Name one Russian product that you're using right now
      Or heck - in your daily life.

    • @unwisecat
      @unwisecat Місяць тому

      @@RazorsharpLT produce

    • @cyriljanda253
      @cyriljanda253 Місяць тому

      Bro, do you know why there are weapons needed in Ukraine? God, there are so many Kremlin bots

  • @bikingfynn9323
    @bikingfynn9323 4 місяці тому +3222

    I just laughed my ass of at the "can you give us 15000 rockets? Sure 40000 rockets..." 😂😂😂

    • @dondutch4107
      @dondutch4107 4 місяці тому +33

      tourist who visited Giza get it

    • @bikingfynn9323
      @bikingfynn9323 4 місяці тому +6

      @@dondutch4107 then please explain

    • @dondutch4107
      @dondutch4107 3 місяці тому +106

      @@bikingfynn9323 they will try to force sales by putting things in your hands then demanding you pay for it.. they will tell you they can show you a neat spot and if you follow them they then expect to be paid as a tour guide..
      very dishonest, somewhat comical sales tactics.. most tourist have no idea what the hell is happening because they never dealt with anything like it

    • @gunsizey
      @gunsizey 3 місяці тому +4

      @@dondutch4107 maybe the joke is not that deep...

    • @bikingfynn9323
      @bikingfynn9323 3 місяці тому +10

      @@dondutch4107 Well isnt that like in most not so wealthy countries. What you just explained is exactly what i experienced in Turkey.

  • @mango-vb5vd
    @mango-vb5vd 10 місяців тому +2614

    "Im playing both sides so i aways come out on top" Egypt

    • @rohanshirmard2485
      @rohanshirmard2485 9 місяців тому +31

      Turkey play both sides too in the end it's not safe when you play long game.

    • @Aus200
      @Aus200 9 місяців тому +18

      ​@@rohanshirmard2485turkey is the wild card of Nato. You don't know what to expect they will do.

    • @ahdhaddad7987
      @ahdhaddad7987 9 місяців тому +10

      Topical Egyptian behavior

    • @rohankishibe8259
      @rohankishibe8259 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@Aus200anyone with the Turkish geography and status will be a wild card

    • @jaxthejaximus6296
      @jaxthejaximus6296 8 місяців тому +12

      *Me as an egyptian: Laughs in corrupt government*

  • @yijunding
    @yijunding 2 місяці тому +56

    Pretty sure the US sounded more like "We'll bomb you if you say no"

    • @Rob-metoo527
      @Rob-metoo527 2 місяці тому +3

      You should learn American history...

    • @avablue6062
      @avablue6062 2 місяці тому +1

      Cry about it

    • @hamperfranklin9994
      @hamperfranklin9994 2 місяці тому

      Uh regardless if Egypt accepted Russia's deal or not, the US is not going to bomb Egypt. The Sisi Dictatorship of Egypt is one of the most key pillar of US presence in the Middle East. The US bombing Egypt because they rejected a deal is the equivalent of killing your employee cause he rejected an overtime offer

    • @EL-xg4yq
      @EL-xg4yq 2 місяці тому

      They will bullshit justify the bombing like how they bullshit justify dropping the atomic bomb on predominantly civilian populations.

    • @joesr31
      @joesr31 Місяць тому +2

      in other words, they'll give them "freedom" if they say no

  • @imnugget8085
    @imnugget8085 Місяць тому +1

    Russia: We will make friends
    🇺🇸: We just buy friends 😂

  • @Oof_18
    @Oof_18 Рік тому +1975

    Egypt: **splits half to each**

    • @renex_g3915
      @renex_g3915 11 місяців тому +26

      Fair enough

    • @thenamewhowillknockksidown7333
      @thenamewhowillknockksidown7333 10 місяців тому +7

      It will never , mainly because we aren't like Germany

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 10 місяців тому +10

      @@thenamewhowillknockksidown7333 true you are still a third world country

    • @m7md_153
      @m7md_153 10 місяців тому +2

      LOL😂

    • @cauxxx2454
      @cauxxx2454 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@thenamewhowillknockksidown7333Thank you Egypcian friend, much appreciation from Brazil

  • @cosmicblu4726
    @cosmicblu4726 5 місяців тому +3898

    "Again, nations don't have friends, they only have interests." -A quote that whoever I attribute it to will make some random commenter angry, I don't care who said it, only that it is largely a true statement.

    • @bosniankumquat1835
      @bosniankumquat1835 4 місяці тому +18

      That quote came from kissenger

    • @Impeldown77
      @Impeldown77 4 місяці тому

      Bro dont quote kissenger like he was a genuis or sum. He was a blood thirsty mass murderer whose burning in hell 😂

    • @finnoneill7774
      @finnoneill7774 4 місяці тому +11

      Except for the US. The US is the only country that prioritizes other countries more than itself

    • @tanybrachid
      @tanybrachid 4 місяці тому +107

      ​​@@finnoneill7774 You don't get to be the domineering global superpower by putting others before you.
      Out of the nations in the world the US the one that protects it's interests the most, not the other way around.

    • @randomlygeneratedname7171
      @randomlygeneratedname7171 4 місяці тому +8

      This doesn’t apply to Isreal when a jew like Henry Kissenger was leading American Foreign policy.

  • @HistoryInCashmere
    @HistoryInCashmere 3 місяці тому +3

    There are benefits of playing both sides, but when one side has enough, you may see yourself with no allies

    • @Pangora2
      @Pangora2 2 місяці тому

      indeed, let's take this Short at face value. Egypt has Nothing. Russia comes in and does deals. The US swoops in -only- to upset Russia. Either Russia stays there long enough for the US to color-revolution the country, or Russia leaves. Once Russia leaves the US leaves as well. My country's "aid" usually winds up with the receiver going from hero to pariah.

  • @d.esanchez3351
    @d.esanchez3351 2 місяці тому +1

    Egypt: spoil me more!

  • @SlavGod47
    @SlavGod47 3 місяці тому +2104

    "No nation has friends, only interests" ~ Charles deGaulle

    • @nickl5658
      @nickl5658 2 місяці тому +13

      Fundamental ideological difference between west and east.

    • @krakenroll.
      @krakenroll. 2 місяці тому +9

      except poland and hungary

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 2 місяці тому

      ​@@nickl5658yeah everyone hates China 😂

    • @amradel9801
      @amradel9801 2 місяці тому +24

      I'm sorry to let you down guys there is no exceptions for any countries.
      Both east and west and all other political ideologies are based on permanent interests rather than permanent friendships or loyalty.
      I mean I wish that myself; sounding cool and heroic.

    • @Hambone1291
      @Hambone1291 2 місяці тому +2

      America and Canada

  • @tylergarner2312
    @tylergarner2312 Рік тому +802

    Egypt is literally just saying yes and it's working

    • @JmMateo933
      @JmMateo933 Рік тому +4

      Fr

    • @bencooper2865
      @bencooper2865 Рік тому +9

      Trump and Biden used the same strategy. They also won.

    • @smlyangz1829
      @smlyangz1829 Рік тому +8

      @@bencooper2865 Biden would sleep then say yes

    • @livelovecharlixcx
      @livelovecharlixcx Рік тому +1

      @@smlyangz1829 Trump would sleep with a pornstar then say yes

    • @alitarek7407
      @alitarek7407 Рік тому +5

      ​@Shrimp Lord [GurApostle 9th of the twelve] lmao true and that'd be benefiting everyone in egypt and I happen to be one of the 130 millions ppl in egypt lol

  • @TabysHere
    @TabysHere Місяць тому +2

    The Cattan wheat 💀

  • @BelarussianMapper
    @BelarussianMapper 3 місяці тому +3

    Russia's 7000 nukes: 🗿

  • @MohammedAhmed-py8bt
    @MohammedAhmed-py8bt Рік тому +911

    As a non Egyptian, I can't confirm this.

    • @talha7309
      @talha7309 Рік тому +8

      Im also non egyptian but i can confirm this because middle east is all the same shit

    • @waliddreemurr340
      @waliddreemurr340 Рік тому +3

      @@talha7309 yeeaaah not 100% Middle East is its own thing, and Arabian countries are their own countries too. and unlike the Arabian countries (like mine), the Middle East have less freedom with the internet and other sort of stuff for entertainments

    • @plantomania3997
      @plantomania3997 Рік тому +7

      @Walid: We know Egypt is North African and it has nothing to do with the Gulf. They are pretty smart though for benefiting the most, they know that global powerful countries need them too.

    • @monkethefirst7636
      @monkethefirst7636 Рік тому +5

      As an Egyptian, I can't confirm this either

    • @adhambutsaif5589
      @adhambutsaif5589 11 місяців тому

      ​@@waliddreemurr340wdym by that middle east has freedom in entertainment to its max.

  • @TheLaluciDaniel
    @TheLaluciDaniel 8 місяців тому +5613

    All Russia had to say was: "We'll use some of those rockets to level the studio Netflix is filming Cleopatra at" and Egypt would have accepted, lol.

    • @cyberhawk80
      @cyberhawk80 7 місяців тому +99

      LMFAO for a few feet scrolling.. you win the comments.. priceless.

    • @TheLaluciDaniel
      @TheLaluciDaniel 7 місяців тому +9

      @@cyberhawk80 ty :D

    • @Abdelra7man1998
      @Abdelra7man1998 7 місяців тому +60

      As an Egyptian..True ✅

    • @Mshi-
      @Mshi- 7 місяців тому +17

      Based

    • @thecosmos729
      @thecosmos729 7 місяців тому +17

      Criminally Underated 😂😂😂

  • @ROGUEN
    @ROGUEN 11 днів тому +1

    The Nuclear Power Plant has Korean Nuclear Company logo 🇰🇷💀💀💀💀💀

  • @georgemonkey1031
    @georgemonkey1031 9 місяців тому +1834

    You can't buy friends unless you're a country.
    - Sun Tzu the art of bs

    • @ClassVigilance
      @ClassVigilance 8 місяців тому +7

      Nah! You can, if you are rich and cunning.

    • @georgemonkey1031
      @georgemonkey1031 8 місяців тому +2

      @@ClassVigilance nah that ain't a real friend

    • @ClassVigilance
      @ClassVigilance 8 місяців тому +9

      @@georgemonkey1031 No country has a real friend.

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ClassVigilanceCanada and the US?

    • @RubenStone
      @RubenStone 8 місяців тому +1

      U don't buy allies with money .. u will learn

  • @danielmichel7000
    @danielmichel7000 11 місяців тому +1390

    As an Egyptian I can confirm how things work over here..

    • @yaylaytorest
      @yaylaytorest 9 місяців тому +9

      Can confirm too lmao.

    • @Xinnie_The_Flu
      @Xinnie_The_Flu 9 місяців тому +7

      You guys make rockets? I mean as a commercial business??😮

    • @yaylaytorest
      @yaylaytorest 9 місяців тому +23

      @@Xinnie_The_Flu my sister's husband works in a military factory and they make tanks and missiles

    • @Xinnie_The_Flu
      @Xinnie_The_Flu 9 місяців тому +3

      @@yaylaytorest I see

    • @Monkey-pg8hw
      @Monkey-pg8hw 9 місяців тому +8

      DO NOT SAY EGYPT .. IT IS JUST ELSISI

  • @user-su6pg4gv5j
    @user-su6pg4gv5j Місяць тому

    Imagine if we hade politicians that cared as much about our own country.

  • @gamejunkie4035
    @gamejunkie4035 10 днів тому

    America just has plot armor AND weapons 💀

  • @Xrosma550
    @Xrosma550 Рік тому +669

    As an Egyptian I confirm this is dangerously accurate

    • @fabianpillay860
      @fabianpillay860 Рік тому +7

      Say goodbye to brics😂

    • @voyageur8208
      @voyageur8208 Рік тому

      I am European and trust me, if Egypt give to Russia rockets or anything, then Egypt would lose millions of tourists :) I would never go to Egypt and I would hate everybody who would go there for holidays. Moreover, I think that Egypt's holiday competition from different coutries would like to take over tourists. How many Ukrainian children died because of these russian monsters ???!!

    • @turtle8633
      @turtle8633 Рік тому +9

      ​@@fabianpillay860 we already entered

    • @akramibrahim8982
      @akramibrahim8982 Рік тому

      *sisi has joined the chat* you sir are conspiring against Egyptian government! 50 years in prison and torture before entering.

    • @Teo317
      @Teo317 Рік тому +1

      ​@@turtle8633 if Putin gets droned, new deal could be made or you can leave :-)

  • @strategygalactic
    @strategygalactic Рік тому +5944

    The American people: Hey, US can you help build our infrastructure?
    US: Its too expensive. We dont have enough money. Pull yourselves up by you bootstraps.

    • @TheKa89
      @TheKa89 Рік тому +355

      We're three banana republics in a Balenciaga trenchcoat with a Gucci belt on. We look amazing on the outside for a reason.

    • @Alienshade
      @Alienshade Рік тому +223

      Americans really hate giving all Americans help. It's important to never letting them feel to safe and happy apartmently. You always need them to see the homeless guy. So that they know that they are one step from the grave.

    • @user-golos
      @user-golos Рік тому +168

      You could form unions and vote in smaller elections which would have a bigger effect on the national election but half your country calls that communism and woke so oh well

    • @franzjoseph1837
      @franzjoseph1837 Рік тому

      ​@@user-golos our society has been broken by decades of ultra processed food, forever chemicals, endless corporate sponsored news outlets, and believing in "rugged individualism" as actual lifestyle and social outlook. We are f××ked.

    • @ThatOneGuyFromSchool
      @ThatOneGuyFromSchool Рік тому +203

      It's because when people try to make a law to help others, their opponents say it's "communism", "socialism", etc.

  • @GerardoLimon
    @GerardoLimon 2 місяці тому

    The Wheat card from SOC! IYKYK 😂

  • @ToxikDnB544
    @ToxikDnB544 10 місяців тому +211

    Egypt: Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which

    • @mohamedsamy1431
      @mohamedsamy1431 8 місяців тому +1

      I'm gonna start using that lol

    • @issahziblim
      @issahziblim 8 місяців тому +3

      Ultron

    • @warcriminal3414
      @warcriminal3414 8 місяців тому +1

      Egyptian government: steal from the people and keep yourself rich and ally with Israel and the west who are clear enemies of your country and starve your people because as long as the people are starving they will only care about surviving and will not care what wrongs you do

  • @HopeArk
    @HopeArk Рік тому +1489

    US being trillions in debt be like: well give you a billion dollars of aid

    • @sui1162
      @sui1162 Рік тому +103

      If youre talking about the national debt, its more like our governments budget specifically for obligations they need to fulfill. So, we good.

    • @Maennlichkeitsbeauftragter
      @Maennlichkeitsbeauftragter Рік тому +30

      A billion is nothing for a country.

    • @IsseiSatoru
      @IsseiSatoru Рік тому +17

      who will make them pay their debt back?

    • @abdelhak_13
      @abdelhak_13 Рік тому +56

      It's called an "investment". No country in the whole world ever gives freebees to another country, even if it's labelled "aid" or anything. Any country that gives money is probably waiting to get something back for sure.

    • @2-u
      @2-u Рік тому +1

      ​@Sui you are until China asks to pay back 😂

  • @virgorising7388
    @virgorising7388 16 днів тому

    That's right. They're giving money we don't have!

  • @daudahmed7816
    @daudahmed7816 Місяць тому

    US:obey us
    Russia:you will regret

  • @kasemuffin6133
    @kasemuffin6133 4 місяці тому +1435

    Giving money to politicians is always more effective than actually helping a country I suppose.

    • @happylockdownproject9187
      @happylockdownproject9187 4 місяці тому +39

      Yeah, which is very unfortunate...

    • @jakehix8132
      @jakehix8132 3 місяці тому +82

      Most of that military aid is required to come back to America via purchasing from our military arms manufacturers. So, it's actually being given mostly to billionaires. I know, much better.

    • @fenixchief7
      @fenixchief7 3 місяці тому

      Absolutely. Alot of that aid is our defunct equipment lol.
      We dont use the shit we are giving away.

    • @badart3204
      @badart3204 3 місяці тому +11

      When dealing with corrupt places it’s best to give them something easily griftable rather than goods

    • @doffy9939
      @doffy9939 3 місяці тому

      @@badart3204Soo true with dat

  • @veratikon7882
    @veratikon7882 Рік тому +920

    Tax money has to go somewhere. Cause we all know its damn well impossible to spend it on the taxpayers needs.

    • @turtleandsandwiches4604
      @turtleandsandwiches4604 Рік тому +40

      Yeah if we didn’t give it to Egypt they still wouldn’t spend it on us

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica Рік тому +105

      @@turtleandsandwiches4604yeah we’d spend it on Pakistani gender studies
      Oh wait

    • @mohdazrinaziz5651
      @mohdazrinaziz5651 Рік тому +34

      ​@@turtleandsandwiches4604 Israel smile sardonically to you😏

    • @user-xt1zg9yd9f
      @user-xt1zg9yd9f Рік тому +22

      Military aid is often outdated vehicles or weapons from reserve. You can't give M113 to your citizens, but what you can do is send it to countries like Ukraine wich would even save you some money you would spend disposing this M113.

    • @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa
      @maikatideibaskapanaumrqlatupa Рік тому +21

      ​@@user-xt1zg9yd9f nice excuse Cyrillic name (totally not a shill). You know you can also sell those vehicles instead of outright giving them or use them for parts? I'm sure there's a better way than just giving free stuff to other countries.

  • @lizettemuna3234
    @lizettemuna3234 Місяць тому +2

    No honor among thieves. 😂

  • @RickySpanish1313
    @RickySpanish1313 3 місяці тому

    We will find a way to joke about this now and complain when it happens to us later and call them terrorists

  • @SaifEldeen107
    @SaifEldeen107 Рік тому +304

    As an Egyptian i can say that Egypt says yes at everything

    • @tetahsoso8995
      @tetahsoso8995 10 місяців тому +5

      Probably because we are in an economic ruin

    • @Number1hetaliafan
      @Number1hetaliafan 10 місяців тому +6

      @@tetahsoso8995 Atleast were not like the other countrys in the middle east were doing ok

    • @Alucard1797.
      @Alucard1797. 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Number1hetaliafan Not Really ok but it's a little acceptable

    • @mrhassanabdelmonem9097
      @mrhassanabdelmonem9097 9 місяців тому +1

      literally to anything 😅

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 9 місяців тому

      are you gay?

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 8 місяців тому +1942

    "Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most." - Dwight K. Schrute III

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling 8 місяців тому

      The US has systematically betrayed every ally they ever had.

    • @bas1560
      @bas1560 7 місяців тому +14

      Perfektenschlag.

    • @M_aze
      @M_aze 7 місяців тому +7

      😂😂💀

    • @ralouph3238
      @ralouph3238 7 місяців тому

      ​@@bas1560God created us in his own image but we sinned and broke that image so now we deserve hell but God wanted a way of forgiveness so he took on the form of man suffered on the cross for the forgiveness of sins that whoever repents of his sins and puts his faith in jesus christ can be saved to get that forgiveness u have to repent of ur sins put ur faith in jesus christ follow him and rely on his finished work on the cross and not ur own works to be saved repentence first means realising ur a sinner who needs Gods help then u change ur mind about sin realising its disgusting before God and u let him help u to stop doing sin putting ur faith in jesus means u do his commandments which u can know about in the bible loving jesus means to do his commandments but u have to be careful first of all u dont know when ur gonna die so come to God and repent today and that jesus is the only way to heaven the only truth and the only life and we can go to heaven bc of what he did on the cross not bc of our own works so ur good works dont get u to heaven its only bc if what jesus did on the cross but that doesnt mean u live a life of sin no u live a life pleasing to God having a true relationship with him but u trust in what jesus did on the cross and not ur own works that can get u to heaven jesus loves u and he can give u eternal life repent today

    • @ralouph3238
      @ralouph3238 7 місяців тому

      ​@@M_azeGod created us in his own image but we sinned and broke that image so now we deserve hell but God wanted a way of forgiveness so he took on the form of man suffered on the cross for the forgiveness of sins that whoever repents of his sins and puts his faith in jesus christ can be saved to get that forgiveness u have to repent of ur sins put ur faith in jesus christ follow him and rely on his finished work on the cross and not ur own works to be saved repentence first means realising ur a sinner who needs Gods help then u change ur mind about sin realising its disgusting before God and u let him help u to stop doing sin putting ur faith in jesus means u do his commandments which u can know about in the bible loving jesus means to do his commandments but u have to be careful first of all u dont know when ur gonna die so come to God and repent today and that jesus is the only way to heaven the only truth and the only life and we can go to heaven bc of what he did on the cross not bc of our own works so ur good works dont get u to heaven its only bc if what jesus did on the cross but that doesnt mean u live a life of sin no u live a life pleasing to God having a true relationship with him but u trust in what jesus did on the cross and not ur own works that can get u to heaven jesus loves u and he can give u eternal life repent today

  • @amoamo2221
    @amoamo2221 7 днів тому +1

    russia pulling out the catan wheat card

  • @zenmaster6780
    @zenmaster6780 8 днів тому

    Also the US “a billion dollars you can only spend on our weapons “

  • @Windows98R
    @Windows98R Рік тому +550

    Russia: “so we got a deal?”
    Egypt: “yes”
    US: “F35”
    Egypt: “Deal”
    Russia: “wtf”

    • @yalony
      @yalony 10 місяців тому +4

      Don't see a problem

    • @SergyMilitaryRankings
      @SergyMilitaryRankings 9 місяців тому +8

      Russia: Su-35S, 4.5 gen, far cheaper and doesn't require you to train new pilots in stealth technology

    • @gibbygibbstein7858
      @gibbygibbstein7858 9 місяців тому

      ​@@SergyMilitaryRankingssu35s are flying turds 😂

    • @x_Shadow67
      @x_Shadow67 9 місяців тому +53

      @@SergyMilitaryRankings
      >trump pfp
      >arguing in support of Russia
      The jokes write themselves

    • @buckshot9113
      @buckshot9113 9 місяців тому +6

      @@SergyMilitaryRankings I’m pretty sure the Su-57 is the 4.5 gen fighter here.

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore Рік тому +431

    This is like that trope in movies...
    **Assassin approaches target**
    "Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it!!!"
    "Um, er... Well, ok then, that actually works in my best interest and actually does not comprise my honesty or work ethic."

    • @Cyberphunkisms
      @Cyberphunkisms 11 місяців тому +13

      nah, mercenaries are not necessarily prostitutes. = see history of mercenaries

    • @KolyanKolyanitch
      @KolyanKolyanitch 10 місяців тому +26

      If you can't trust both sides, just pick the one which pays more right now

    • @itskyansaro
      @itskyansaro 9 місяців тому +9

      @@Cyberphunkisms Mercenaries only stay by your side as long as you can pay them

    • @Sukuna_solo579
      @Sukuna_solo579 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@itskyansarohow would you know so spacious

    • @nk-dw2hm
      @nk-dw2hm 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Sukuna_solo579everyone knows mercenaries/assassins have more restrictive ethics rules than politicians

  • @Thebighanzi808
    @Thebighanzi808 2 місяці тому

    I can’t afford rent but I’m glad Egypt gets a paycheck

  • @cheyzmaster5222
    @cheyzmaster5222 3 місяці тому +1

    Its funny that usa still have a lot of debts but it throws money like this

  • @miroo7736
    @miroo7736 Рік тому +773

    I'm an Egyptian and this is 100% accurate

  • @PrateekSrivastava789
    @PrateekSrivastava789 4 місяці тому +472

    I wasn't paying attention to the captions and thought Russia has been supplying weed to Egypt 😂

    • @oofmasta9395
      @oofmasta9395 4 місяці тому +3

      Give them the munchies so they buy the expensive food anyways. Lol

    • @Blackheart031
      @Blackheart031 4 місяці тому +8

      As an Egyptian i can't confirm or deny that but perhaps they gave us weed instead

    • @bengixd
      @bengixd 4 місяці тому

      You are a weed addict

    • @believer579
      @believer579 4 місяці тому

      Harvested by USA in Afghanistan during cold War

    • @MasteringJohn
      @MasteringJohn 4 місяці тому +5

      That *would* have a impact on social unrest.

  • @MaccusFNS
    @MaccusFNS 2 місяці тому

    Egipt is like a girl stringing two guys along pinning them against each other WELL PLAYED

  • @ruthenianthruth
    @ruthenianthruth 3 місяці тому

    if you have ever played Twilight Imperium 4, then this is a direct example of negotiations in this game.

  • @djehuti5571
    @djehuti5571 Рік тому +356

    -Egypt getting milittary support from USA
    -also Egypt joining Brics bank to stop the dominance of the dollar

    • @mohannedelbadrey9969
      @mohannedelbadrey9969 Рік тому +24

      I mean money Is money after all

    • @coryyoung7544
      @coryyoung7544 Рік тому +15

      Its because $20 is $20 pretty much everywhere.
      Except Russia where its 1,6k.
      (And yes 1k rubles will set off UA-cam's $1000 donations for some reason)

    • @machinist7230
      @machinist7230 Рік тому

      Stopping dominance of the dollar is like stopping the sun from rising in the East.
      There are only 3 practical world reserve currencies: the US Dollar, the Euro, and the Chinese Yuan.
      Nobody trusts the Chinese as they have a long history of manipulating their currency, and the Euro is overseen by political bureaucrats, thus it's continuing decline. Meanwhile the dollar is relatively stable, the US is the world's largest economy, so even large transactions won't destabilize it, The US is one of the most self contained economies in the world, so it can't be destabilized like what's happening to Russia...
      The dollar is here to stay.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus Рік тому +25

      People have been forecasting the "end of the dollar" since the 1960s. Remember that.

    • @Delacrow_l_Chawngthu
      @Delacrow_l_Chawngthu Рік тому +24

      ​@@RaptorJesus But no one ecer took any serious action to make that happen until now

  • @frostbite1574
    @frostbite1574 Рік тому +365

    I love the part where the US just slides in And says hey want military aid

    • @whitescar2
      @whitescar2 Рік тому +15

      Surely you mean, "do you want to keep receiving the military aid you have been getting each year?"

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 Рік тому +3

      And if that doesn't work there's always freedom. It isn't free. It's mandatory.

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 Рік тому +11

      The bloodlust of the US empire knows no bounds.

    • @whitescar2
      @whitescar2 Рік тому

      @@cat_city2009 And boy do the Russians try their hardest to become what they think the US is. They're so seething and angry that they can't be all the terrible things they want the US to be.
      But we are now seeing it, clear as day, what Russia has to offer to the world. Death, blood, and ruins.

    • @humanbeing7485
      @humanbeing7485 Рік тому

      "could we, perhaps, interest you in some tough guy cosplay funding?"

  • @rsflores6090
    @rsflores6090 Місяць тому

    Ah so thats were my taxes went

  • @jeshiahinpunzaran
    @jeshiahinpunzaran 5 днів тому

    Russia:i help you so much
    Egypt: thanks but no thanks
    US:i have money
    Egpyt:Deal

  • @Eddietheteddie
    @Eddietheteddie Рік тому +242

    Egypt has been doing this for decades to the US and Russia. Big W on their part

    • @commonsense.1014
      @commonsense.1014 Рік тому +6

      My state played 3rd party to the Civil War. Ehy fight if everyone will pay you to fck off

    • @nelsblair2667
      @nelsblair2667 11 місяців тому +6

      Egypt abruptly changed administrations so frequently in the past 20 years that my Egyptian friends who love their country see no practical path to returning there anytime soon.

    • @nelsblair2667
      @nelsblair2667 11 місяців тому +1

      The way that the US pushed the turnover was suspending financial aid or wheat subsidies.

    • @ihatemotionblur_3255
      @ihatemotionblur_3255 11 місяців тому

      Yeah but none of that money saved is going to be going to the people, since its a military dictatorship

    • @hamzamahmoud2464
      @hamzamahmoud2464 10 місяців тому +2

      @@nelsblair2667 no one that leaves egypt wants to go back

  • @TyPhenirW0LF
    @TyPhenirW0LF Рік тому +422

    They probably just gave both sides rockets and pretended not to give rockets to Russia... Which works really well for Russia and Egypt.

    • @misterdark-pl3jo
      @misterdark-pl3jo Рік тому +48

      You forgot the part where the rockets appear on the battlefields of Ukraine and shortly after are identified as Egyptian ones. And I'm not talking about US intelligence in general. They wouldn't risk it

    • @coloradowithoutsunglasses4001
      @coloradowithoutsunglasses4001 Рік тому +62

      @@misterdark-pl3jo yeah some people don’t seem to realize that missiles, bullets and the like have production numbers and regionally built components. If Egypt sends Russia missiles, Russia shoots those missiles, and that missile is a dud/a piece survives the blast, then people on the ground will take it and analyze the missile. Egypt would have a lot of explaining to do when Ukraine reports to American intelligence that they found Egyptian/western components inside a Russian missile

    • @culterwaleddy
      @culterwaleddy Рік тому +20

      You severely underestimate American intelligence agencies.

    • @elusiveshadow5848
      @elusiveshadow5848 Рік тому +15

      ​@@coloradowithoutsunglasses4001 explain what exactly? Egypt is a neutral nation

    • @sparkzbarca
      @sparkzbarca Рік тому +18

      ​@@elusiveshadow5848explain why the US should continue to pay a billion dollars a year in bribery when it doesn't get us what we want

  • @evgenyreshetnikov3483
    @evgenyreshetnikov3483 3 місяці тому +1

    Yeah, Ecuador tried to play both sides, too.

  • @Masry61
    @Masry61 3 місяці тому

    Egypt is so rich: it getting robbed since thousands of years

  • @oplars6487
    @oplars6487 6 місяців тому +148

    Egyptian leaders suddenly got nice cars and houses

    • @ducks2832
      @ducks2832 4 місяці тому +6

      it do be like that.
      the Egyptian president's family wear a bunch of diamond jewelry, and when people complain and say that they can't afford food, the president says that all he has in the fridge in his house is water.

    • @BabushkaTwerking
      @BabushkaTwerking 4 місяці тому

      pharaoh ​Sisi😂@@ducks2832

    • @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg
      @SubtotalStar850-uh8pg 4 місяці тому

      Suddenly?

    • @DraxTheDestroyer
      @DraxTheDestroyer 3 місяці тому +1

      And yachts, private planes, their kids going to a university in the US costing 100+k dollars a year and off shore accounts with millions of dollars in them.
      I can go on but I really gotta focus on taking a shit now.

    • @hamoodtatari
      @hamoodtatari 3 місяці тому

      @@ducks2832or he tells them to “thank god and look at how Somalia is like”

  • @ArgentumFox
    @ArgentumFox Рік тому +43

    It's worth noting that Egypt's strategy during the cold war was to officially proclaim neutrality and then play both sides to its own benefit... I guess certain things never change

    • @SweatierAcorn
      @SweatierAcorn Рік тому +15

      I mean they stay out of a fight and make some money selling to the ones fighting

    • @ArgentumFox
      @ArgentumFox Рік тому +1

      @@SweatierAcorn Oh, I wasn't criticizing! I think it is an excellent strategy!

    • @81ibognar
      @81ibognar Рік тому +1

      I think Tito from Yugoslavia united countries under the name of non aligened movement in 1961. Egypt was in it

    • @Grimm_Lockwood
      @Grimm_Lockwood 4 місяці тому

      I mean gotta do what u gotta do to survive this world aint easy 😅

  • @gulihonikromova9276
    @gulihonikromova9276 16 днів тому +1

    31 trillion dollars in dept😂

  • @Randomscats
    @Randomscats 3 місяці тому +1

    Russia: we helped you and shit and you signed this deal where we would make trains together USA: psst hey kid? I’ll give you some money if you give those to Ukraine

  • @agamersstation5413
    @agamersstation5413 Рік тому +89

    Egypt plays both sides
    Whoever gives the better deal they go with

    • @laksi1970
      @laksi1970 Рік тому +5

      A billion dollar in military aid is better than a nuclear power plant?

    • @soulmanipulator2025
      @soulmanipulator2025 Рік тому +13

      ​@@laksi1970 doesnt matter how much power you have if you cant defend it

    • @jonnyd9351
      @jonnyd9351 Рік тому +15

      @@laksi1970 No, but it’s not like they just lose the plant if they ditch russia

    • @DagothUr3672
      @DagothUr3672 Рік тому +4

      @@jonnyd9351 Training? Upkeep? How do you think China leverages nations with belt and road?

    • @milksoup2542
      @milksoup2542 Рік тому

      @@soulmanipulator2025 it doesn't matter how much equipments you have if you can't feed it's users

  • @lilybaker732
    @lilybaker732 Рік тому +52

    Egypt: “I play both sides so I always come out on top.”

    • @dannonyogurt98
      @dannonyogurt98 Рік тому

      When's that last time they were on top of anything? They were already getting the aid and if they give the rockets they lose the aid. They better say yes to the US or they will be in a world of hurt.

    • @lukazupie7220
      @lukazupie7220 Рік тому +2

      Egypt is on top?😮😁

    • @simeon1621
      @simeon1621 11 місяців тому

      @@lukazupie7220stop making a joke lol

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 10 місяців тому

      America: Probably shouldn't 'cause if you're trying to keep a secret from me, now I know.
      Egypt: I should've... Should I tell Russia?
      America: No, I don't think you should tell either of us'cause if you're trying to play both sides and they both know, you're not playing anybody.
      Egypt: What should I do now?
      America: I don't- I don't give a shit.

    • @b3arwithm3
      @b3arwithm3 9 місяців тому

      On top of what? Of who? Last check Egypt lost every war since Cleopatra.

  • @jonny_skatez
    @jonny_skatez 3 місяці тому

    And which one is easier for officials to embezzle from?

  • @williamblack2904
    @williamblack2904 23 дні тому +1

    I like how Russia didn’t mention that Egypt was only struggling to feed its people because it gets a large amount of its grain from Ukraine.

  • @hamzamahmoud824
    @hamzamahmoud824 9 місяців тому +307

    As an Egyptian I can confirm everyone just cares about money💀💀

    • @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
      @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311 8 місяців тому +12

      Mate, it's not just Egyptians....

    • @phi_ho6114
      @phi_ho6114 7 місяців тому +5

      Money is literally the core of our lives, everybody wants money, not just you guys

    • @derekbeltran6398
      @derekbeltran6398 7 місяців тому +2

      Cash is King baby! 💸 💰 🤑 💲 💵 💸 💰

    • @overvault
      @overvault 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@phi_ho6114 maybe the core of YOUR life but not the core for a lot of people and definitely not mine
      Money is important but is not the core of my life for sure, there is a lot of thing more important

    • @derekbeltran6398
      @derekbeltran6398 7 місяців тому

      Cash is definitely the core of foreign aid. Eggy not passing up that sweet Bil

  • @zainu3801
    @zainu3801 Рік тому +93

    Law of power: Don't remind people what you have done for them, remind them what you can still do

    • @thehorde4868
      @thehorde4868 Рік тому +1

      Ohhh wow

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri Рік тому +2

      But in context ruzzia was ducked up. With they sold was stolen from okraine. Nuclear plants were to make egypt dependant on ruzzia and used as threat as well

    • @Pirate85getready
      @Pirate85getready Рік тому +3

      @@Tespri lol

    • @Groza_Sadika
      @Groza_Sadika Рік тому +7

      ​@@Tespri how dare they build a nuclear plant in another country, outrageous

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri Рік тому +2

      @@Groza_Sadika Yeah remember what happened last time they did that? Oh yeah it blew up.

  • @ccfgamez4573
    @ccfgamez4573 2 місяці тому

    That devious smile at the end haha

  • @fanshaw
    @fanshaw Місяць тому

    Guess who isn't getting wheat next time.

  • @tunisiandom9318
    @tunisiandom9318 Рік тому +365

    US "intelligence": makes up a story
    US Media: reports said story
    US Social Media: let's milk it

    • @butixsecas
      @butixsecas Рік тому +6

      Which story is made up?

    • @tunisiandom9318
      @tunisiandom9318 Рік тому +36

      @@butixsecas the "Russia wanted to buy rockets from Egypt" story and the US diverted it.

    • @FitraRahim
      @FitraRahim Рік тому

      @@tunisiandom9318 It's same like US made up story against Saudi/MBS.

    • @b1store14
      @b1store14 Рік тому

      ​@@tunisiandom9318they dont know that egypt buy rockets from russia..
      Not only egypt most arabic country has deals to buy weapons from russia beacuse usa sell only scrap

    • @RCXDerp
      @RCXDerp Рік тому +4

      @@tunisiandom9318 What are you talking about?

  • @chonkypupper2740
    @chonkypupper2740 Рік тому +70

    I love how Egypt did the exact same thing during the Cold War, where they constantly switch sides between the Communists and Capitalists when offered larger and larger deals from the US and USSR to join their side.
    EDIT: I wasn’t trying to get political, I was just noticing how things repeat themselves, I have nothing against Egypt.

    • @OfficialMistySky
      @OfficialMistySky Рік тому +4

      Typical surviving tactic

    • @-bazoona3654
      @-bazoona3654 Рік тому +4

      ​@@OfficialMistySky and we will still use this strategy till the end of the world

    • @mitth_raw_nuruodo
      @mitth_raw_nuruodo Рік тому +2

      The only interest we have in your weird politics is the money we can take out of it.

    • @OfficialMistySky
      @OfficialMistySky Рік тому +1

      @@mitth_raw_nuruodo It's not weird for Egypt to do this, It's actually predicted. Egypt is currently in a wopping 52 billion debt, and That's just this year because they paid the rest it over 100 billion last year www.google.com/search?q=when+was+egypt+in+debt&client=ms-android-xiaomi&sxsrf=APwXEdeJt-H8nURimAeUEfmJwL67U8Rzvg%3A1682694404795&ei=BOFLZKaQMLiFxc8PrrO2wA4&oq=when+was+egypt+in+debt&gs_lcp=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&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp
      "Going with the right side" won't pay it. This is due to previous actions of the presidents, It is also suffering economicly, ( 1 USD = 30 EGP) Egypt in this situation is hoping to get either Russia or USA on their side as Russia and the USA could ship them supplies. Would certainly help the people who are starving since to get couple of eggs you need 200 pounds, Want some chicken? Like a very small portion? 150 pounds. Some nuggets? 300 POUNDS! Everything's price Sky-rocketed in the last year.

    • @OfficialMistySky
      @OfficialMistySky Рік тому +2

      This world isn't about "Right sides" Any more, It's about who can And CAN'T survive.

  • @bigmac4325
    @bigmac4325 13 днів тому +1

    Russia 🇷🇺 : Here is extremely useful infrastructure and food stuffs!
    USA 🇺🇸 : Money printing machine go burr

  • @roymillers6730
    @roymillers6730 2 місяці тому +1

    Russia: that’s not what we asked for
    America: so how about you give me those rockets!

  • @god6384
    @god6384 3 місяці тому

    Any rich country: Hey Egypt...
    Egypt: Thank you!!!

  • @Fickets
    @Fickets Рік тому +275

    America wasting money like it’s nobody’s business.

    • @Bilangumus
      @Bilangumus Рік тому +23

      They print the money. Since the dollar is world reserve currency, they can print it and give it to Egypt.

    • @fennviktorvich
      @fennviktorvich Рік тому +7

      It's a closed loop, the aid is more like an annual allowance to buy US arms, it keeps the corporations and industry dishing out stuff.

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 Рік тому +14

      The number of people in this comments section that don’t understand how the Suez Canal is worth more then any amount of money is somewhat frightening.

    • @randomdude4669
      @randomdude4669 Рік тому

      ​@@Bilangumus this exact thought process is why america is due for a recession

    • @Acorniscute
      @Acorniscute Рік тому +1

      @@Bilangumusbros never heard of inflation

  • @johnosborne1873
    @johnosborne1873 7 місяців тому +137

    The wheat card was awesome

    • @kewlkid2098
      @kewlkid2098 5 місяців тому +7

      Yess its from my favorite game Catan

    • @endeavor3406
      @endeavor3406 4 місяці тому +5

      Just gove them 3 pieces of wheat and they will bet sum bred.

    • @TrecherousMonki
      @TrecherousMonki 3 місяці тому

      Now they just need a sheep and an ore and they can get a development card

  • @pharaohsmagician8329
    @pharaohsmagician8329 2 місяці тому

    Its very funny that Egypt is fighting over Wheat again. Its like learning Roman History all over again

  • @jgds9520
    @jgds9520 5 днів тому

    Being on noones side is quite fun for Egypt 😂

  • @frankobarressi7919
    @frankobarressi7919 Рік тому +19

    Egypt sounds smart. Be like Egypt.

    • @5115440
      @5115440 Рік тому +6

      They’re on the verge of bankruptcy not so smart tbh

    • @frankobarressi7919
      @frankobarressi7919 Рік тому

      @@5115440 every country is on the verge of bankruptcy. But they somehow always find money for bombs and bullets. Work that one out.🤷‍♂️

    • @EgyptianHorus
      @EgyptianHorus Рік тому +1

      ​@@5115440 we not funny

    • @theodorf
      @theodorf Рік тому

      They are a dictatorial regime always coup

    • @plantomania3997
      @plantomania3997 Рік тому +1

      Absolutely. They know how to play. Pretty smart

  • @Pc118Gamer
    @Pc118Gamer 8 місяців тому +104

    I swear US policy is just "Throw money at the problem until it goes away"

    • @zaimusic_150
      @zaimusic_150 6 місяців тому +18

      Correction, it’s: “Let’s throw money we don’t have at the problem and hope it goes away”

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried 5 місяців тому

      I'm very lonely, please sing Don't Stop Me Now with me

    • @GraceCreatesLivingSpace
      @GraceCreatesLivingSpace 5 місяців тому +3

      As long as the problem is outside the US. When it comes to its own citizens, suddenly we’re too broke.

    • @haph2087
      @haph2087 5 місяців тому +6

      @@zaimusic_150 Nah man, to be honest, a few billion dollars on a geopolitical problem like this is chump change.
      The economic value of denying Russian expansionism is well in the trillions. Even if US and friends spend hundreds of billions of dollars winning the war, they won’t’ve lost as much money as if they’d let Russia win.
      The second thing to keep in mind is that most US military aid isn’t in cash. The US loves to give weapons / require that money must be spent on US weapons. In that case while the US govt spends billions, most of that money ends up in the US economy, which just ends up (in the long run) mostly taxed back to the US govt (though some of that ends up in rich people’s bank accounts forever). If the US govt spends on US manufacturing, the money didn’t really leave the US, the weapons did, and the US has plenty of weapons.
      I know that a billion dollars is an absurd amount of money for an individual person, but countries aren’t individual people. They’re millions of people, which can make big numbers small per capita.

    • @benlakowsky1701
      @benlakowsky1701 5 місяців тому

      Um.. the US doesnt have any money.. the number one GDP item is medical debt😂 ​@@haph2087

  • @budderz908
    @budderz908 14 днів тому

    US:whoever said money can't solve all problems didn't have enough money

  • @MORE_BEANS_PLZ
    @MORE_BEANS_PLZ 2 місяці тому

    The US : NUH UH

  • @KristinaTrotsiuk
    @KristinaTrotsiuk 8 місяців тому +415

    Turkish government is honestly the definition of”trying to sit on both chairs at the same time”

    • @iloveataturk6444
      @iloveataturk6444 8 місяців тому +26

      I'm from Turkey. I'm not offended from your comment🙂🫶🤝,the goverment doing that not me 😂

    • @shadowx348
      @shadowx348 8 місяців тому +14

      Isn’t that same as india , Indonesia etc ?

    • @berdigylychrejepbayev7503
      @berdigylychrejepbayev7503 7 місяців тому +12

      why we should choose sides in fucking war?

    • @Lookhaz
      @Lookhaz 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@shadowx348India? How?

    • @maianoguillaume
      @maianoguillaume 7 місяців тому +1

      Which isn't that difficult really.