The spider room is full, and the economics of buying Gnortz a ticket home doesn't work out in Vinny's favor. Maybe he'll get his own apartment once the recession lets up?
Gnorts is one of my favourite mascot characters, just because it all came from a dumb joke that Vinny found really funny. Then again we got Meat the same way, so I shouldn't be surprised.
That jalapeno cheese spread is your best bartering chip for food trades amongst other soldiers. You could get whole other meals just for the packet. Its liquid gold. edit: also the gum has a small amount of laxative in it because MRE food can get you constipated if its a frequent part of your diet.
Had a guy in basic who went around asking for the gum, not knowing any better. The restroom was nowhere near the barracks and outside the security gate. Edit: USAF BEAST week. Is that still a thing? Was kinda rad
Guys, I think its clear from this that Vinny hates what he does. All he did was sit and look at the camera. He didn't even eat any pizza. Gnorts is looking handsome though. Didn't know he could grow facial hair. Also didn't know he was a King Gizzard fan. Good stuff my very human friend named Gnorts.
binyot unironically got the absolute best pull you can get in an MRE with those sides. the only thing that rivals any of the sides is the fruit punch drink powder instead of chocolate.
Lemme tell you best sides. -Lemon Poppyseed Muffin Top -Mango Peach Applesauce -Chocolate Peanut Butter Any *one of these three are tradeable for an entire pack of cigarettes and anyone you meet will like two of them. When I couldn't get buyers for cigarettes or dip in the field, I would trade them for good sides.
I was eating MREs for a while because I liked most of them. I thought it was neat just having a hot meal in my room whenever I wanted. I bought a 200 MRE box and just kept it so I wouldn't need to cook. Those are packed with calories. You could eat one a day and be ok for the whole day, they are very filling. Don't try eating only MREs unless you do a lot of excersize. If you don't exercise, you will gain a lot of weight fairly fast with an MRE only diet. Being stranded for long periods of time sucks, so having calorie-packed food is essential for a number of scenarios like exploring or hunting. The cheese is good, however the cheese will constipate you. The whole MRE will constipate you if you eat too many. I've heard horror stories of people being rushed to the hospital for it. MREs sometimes also come with M&Ms or Skittles. The gum breaks down after a while of chewing, It doesn't last long. I feel like it's more a tool to keep you occupied and awake. MRE frappuccino is the best. And yes, the spoon is so solid that you could kill a man with it. One last note to those who want to try an MRE. Blow into the heating bag, fold the top to be air tight. Add some pressure to the bag and check it for leaks. The bags sometimes aren't sealed right. Fill only to the fill line with water after the meal is inserted otherwise it won't get as hot.
Mres are nutritionally quite optimal but I recall our DS's saying something about a 20 box being 100 dollars. Did you spend 1000 dollars on mres? You can just drink soylent or huel and not permanently impact your ass
I've been kind of obsessed with Steve1989's MRE reviews the last couple years, so it's oddly surreal seeing Vin of all people eat one of these on camera. Someone should send him one of the Veggie Omelet meals, they're delicious ;)
It is so weird seeing Vinny's face. Like, I know it's no secret what he looks like and that we've seen his face multiple times, it's just that he's never on camera. It's always been just pictures. Just to see his face with such movement is akin to an out-of-body experience.
This is actually really funny to me because I had just recently gotten back from army osut and I gave my best friend the same exact mre literally yesterday lol The pizza mre was my favorite mre while in training cause it reminded me of home lol
food review! also fun story, my cousin got the fruity stripe once when we were kids, and ate all of the gum at once. the gumball in his mouth was absolutely massive. he was no longer allowed to buy the fruity stripe.
He tried it first years ago when he was stationed in germany during ww2 (there are some rumors claiming he didn't actually see any action on the frontlines and just sprayed a firehose but I think these people are just jealous). absolute hero godspeed soldier boy
local man held hostage by strange alien, forced to try strange foods more at 11 unrelated but man im jealous of people who have blue/green eyes. insane how vibrant they can look sometimes
The bready things (cracker, cookie) are hard as rocks because to keep, they can't have any moisture in them. I'll bet the cracker was something like hard tack or a ship's biscuit.
"That doesn't look very appetizing" I don't know man, I cooked pasta in the microwave, I cooked eggs on the side of the road, I ate pigeon my dad shot from the window. It looks edible!
The jalapeno cheese spread is actually kind of rare to get in MREs, if my memory of MRE reviews I used to watch is any indication. So you getting that is highly fortunate.
Very surreal as a casual vinesauce consumer to see him moving around and eating pizza and not as a disembodied voice. He has very kind eyes, I would feel comfortable asking this stranger for directions
Wonderful video, its a shame Vinny died so young of starvation after his mutant clone hidden in his left armpit ate all the rations he had on his tour in Panama, the good always die so young. RIP Vinneli Vinesauco, 1868-2022
I hope Vinny slowly starts a descent into food reviews that ends with him trying 85 year-old assorted foods akin to Ashens (fingers crossed for no botulism 🤞🏼)
if someone had mentioned forgotten weapons in this reply chain somehow then it would have listed every weird specific youtuber i watch that looks like jesus christ, incredible
Vinny has eaten MREs before. He also knows many things about confidential military operations and personnel, like the DIAP-AR Chief. I think Vinny is Solid Hog, the legendary espionage agent.
@@ruptro6658 This comment and your reply are simultaneously vile and hilarious. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person whose brain was turned into tubby custard by watching Vinny
7:31 The cheese is not supposed to melt, it will actually burn before it melts. It was specifically engineered to do so to prevent spoilage during storage iirc
@@SkeleTonHammer A lot of preservatives are made to reduce the moisture content of a preserved food, because that's how microbes and bacteria survive in them. If your food was totally anhydrous, not only would it be terrible, it would be inhospitable to anything like mold.
Barx is right, MREs are designed to be able to dehydrate as much as possible and are usually excessively salty because the high sodium will kill bacteria and mold by exploding the moisture out of them. MREs are designed to last about 3.5 years (but can sometimes remain safely "edible" for up to a decade) and survive an unassisted fall of about 100 feet. In all honestly, most of them would be far less wretched if they stopped trying to disguise them as real food and just made them nutrient crackers or something.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio the saltyness is partially that and they are meant as field food. It replenishes electrolytes. You want high sodium food when you are moving a lot and do not have access to AC.
Now vin eating MRE making me wanna see him collab with Steve eating 200 years old cotton balls found inside the wreckage of Spanish treasure fleet or something
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Vinny somehow looks 5 years younger than his last appeanrce. Which was two weeks ago.
Snusk juice side effect
Vinjamin Vutton
Professional lighting setup.
Where can I watch his last appereance?
@@Damiaen. fullsauce channel: Vinny checks out Joel's Package
I just like the fact that Vinny MUST include Gnortz in every irl video. Glad to see he's taking care of his roommate
omg time fart 2 color palette
emotional support alien
The spider room is full, and the economics of buying Gnortz a ticket home doesn't work out in Vinny's favor. Maybe he'll get his own apartment once the recession lets up?
Gnorts is a valuable asset, without it CamSauce would be empty. Like a night live show without a city background.
Gnorts is one of my favourite mascot characters, just because it all came from a dumb joke that Vinny found really funny.
Then again we got Meat the same way, so I shouldn't be surprised.
Vinny probably spent more time deciding which KingnGizzard shirt to wear than actually recording the video
It's a good choice, really brings out the green in his eyes
I 100% believe that's the case
Seems like it
Sounds right
You owned him
Absolutely depressing to see Vinny start a reluctant mukbang career after the Twitch pay cut leaves him struggling to make ends meet
Twitch is just so mean to Vincenzo.
it's ok the big J is gonna make up for it by letting everyone see a picture of his billion dollar yacht
Rise of Vinny Avocado
The vine man is slowly resulting to trash contact all because of twitches awful rules and policies
I meant the new rules and policies
I mean look what they did to my man jerma
Shit is unfair
That jalapeno cheese spread is your best bartering chip for food trades amongst other soldiers. You could get whole other meals just for the packet. Its liquid gold. edit: also the gum has a small amount of laxative in it because MRE food can get you constipated if its a frequent part of your diet.
I remember a guy in basic that chewed his gum against our instructors' very strong advice. He almost didn't make it through the O-course.
Had a guy in basic who went around asking for the gum, not knowing any better.
The restroom was nowhere near the barracks and outside the security gate.
Edit: USAF BEAST week. Is that still a thing? Was kinda rad
@@ryxtan BEAST was still a thing when I went and is still a thing when I last asked some new Airmen about thier experience.
@@DangerB0ne mine was during covid, gas chamber wasn't a thing for me
The laxative gum is a myth
Honestly, Vinny looked like he was about to start crying after that first bite.
EDIT: And at the second bite, he looks to Gnorts for help.
I've been scrolling for quite a while, and this is the most observant comment so far
in fairness pretty much every time he's on camera he looks like he wants to cry
Absolutely love these on camera appearances, vinnies extremely handsome and very expressive
fr this dude good lookin
Hopefully we come full circle and he does adult diaper reviews. He must become the diaper chief
He got crazy pretty eyes like godam
@@Damiaen. the blue mako-infused eyes of a SOLDIER
@@DiamondAppendixVODs But him? Gongaga.
I love how this channel has evolved from corrupted video games to corrupted pizza
Guys, I think its clear from this that Vinny hates what he does. All he did was sit and look at the camera. He didn't even eat any pizza.
Gnorts is looking handsome though. Didn't know he could grow facial hair. Also didn't know he was a King Gizzard fan. Good stuff my very human friend named Gnorts.
He really looks a lot like v-dub, seems he really had an impact on gnorts, tho Vinny is looking really gray for some reason
Insane commenter
Give him a rest, Vinny's just sad because he lost his hair
Long COVID does that to a man
Its very nice to see Vinny more involved in his aliens life now that Vdub is in New Jersey
Cute pfp
Also VDUB IS NO MORE ?!
NOOOOOOOO BRO
Vinny's channeling his best Pink Floyd impression by appearing In The Flesh yet again.
Take a shot?
It's so weird to see Vinny talking to a actual camera & not a gameboy cam
I’m legit jealous of how nice Vinny’s eyes are
im a old, straight man and even I feel something when he looks at the screen. Women dont stand a chance, it's not fair.
binyot unironically got the absolute best pull you can get in an MRE with those sides. the only thing that rivals any of the sides is the fruit punch drink powder instead of chocolate.
I'm a sucker for the vanilla pound cake
Lemme tell you best sides.
-Lemon Poppyseed Muffin Top
-Mango Peach Applesauce
-Chocolate Peanut Butter
Any *one of these three are tradeable for an entire pack of cigarettes and anyone you meet will like two of them. When I couldn't get buyers for cigarettes or dip in the field, I would trade them for good sides.
@@grogagog5190 I FORGOT ABOUT THE POPPYSEED MUFFIN TOP! An absolute lifesaver
@@grogagog5190 Vanilla pudding
I was eating MREs for a while because I liked most of them. I thought it was neat just having a hot meal in my room whenever I wanted. I bought a 200 MRE box and just kept it so I wouldn't need to cook. Those are packed with calories. You could eat one a day and be ok for the whole day, they are very filling. Don't try eating only MREs unless you do a lot of excersize. If you don't exercise, you will gain a lot of weight fairly fast with an MRE only diet.
Being stranded for long periods of time sucks, so having calorie-packed food is essential for a number of scenarios like exploring or hunting. The cheese is good, however the cheese will constipate you. The whole MRE will constipate you if you eat too many. I've heard horror stories of people being rushed to the hospital for it. MREs sometimes also come with M&Ms or Skittles. The gum breaks down after a while of chewing, It doesn't last long. I feel like it's more a tool to keep you occupied and awake. MRE frappuccino is the best. And yes, the spoon is so solid that you could kill a man with it.
One last note to those who want to try an MRE. Blow into the heating bag, fold the top to be air tight. Add some pressure to the bag and check it for leaks. The bags sometimes aren't sealed right. Fill only to the fill line with water after the meal is inserted otherwise it won't get as hot.
Mres are nutritionally quite optimal but I recall our DS's saying something about a 20 box being 100 dollars. Did you spend 1000 dollars on mres? You can just drink soylent or huel and not permanently impact your ass
Why does Vinny look like Vinny
That's just Vinny imitating Vinny
I've been kind of obsessed with Steve1989's MRE reviews the last couple years, so it's oddly surreal seeing Vin of all people eat one of these on camera.
Someone should send him one of the Veggie Omelet meals, they're delicious ;)
Yes :)
What I learned from this video: Vinny has beautiful eyes.
Vinny dude I hope I see you at the king gizz NYC market+show
I saw you in passing! Hope you had a killer time!!
I love the increase of content on the main channel, especially this stuff that feels more like old main channel videos.
I watched this with my 60 year old mother and she wouldn’t stop saying that you have pretty eyes.
I’m so glad the live action stuff is continuing!!! It’s so refreshing to actually see Vinny :)
I'm convinced Vinny is the real alien. Dude simply does not age.
It is so weird seeing Vinny's face. Like, I know it's no secret what he looks like and that we've seen his face multiple times, it's just that he's never on camera. It's always been just pictures. Just to see his face with such movement is akin to an out-of-body experience.
Wow Steve MRE has sure changed his appearance
Brutalsauce/Vinemoose very entertaining
Kinda sad to see Grey Leno get reduced to a co-host position. At least they seem to get along.
This is actually really funny to me because I had just recently gotten back from army osut and I gave my best friend the same exact mre literally yesterday lol
The pizza mre was my favorite mre while in training cause it reminded me of home lol
I think thats the main goal of these weird mre flavors. Probably does wonders for morale.
What are they feeding you at home
@@icebear7555 it’s just nice being able to eat pizza while you’re thousands of miles away even if it’s super shitty pizza lol
Excited about the facecam food review season of vinesauce
After brutal weeks in the field, cuddling up in my woobie blanket and my pizza MRE always solved my troubles.
Vinny is a temporal anomaly
food review!
also fun story, my cousin got the fruity stripe once when we were kids, and ate all of the gum at once. the gumball in his mouth was absolutely massive. he was no longer allowed to buy the fruity stripe.
He tried it first years ago when he was stationed in germany during ww2 (there are some rumors claiming he didn't actually see any action on the frontlines and just sprayed a firehose but I think these people are just jealous). absolute hero godspeed soldier boy
That MRE saved me in a few deployments
I can get used to these IRL videos. He looks like he's having a blast doing these
It feels like a reverse or mirrored Steve MRE video. He even does the same MRE. Great stuff Vinny! Even features my favorite wrestler.
Big red is cinnamon ya flippin paizano
I'm glad that vinny seems to be doing more live action stuff lately
local man held hostage by strange alien, forced to try strange foods more at 11
unrelated but man im jealous of people who have blue/green eyes. insane how vibrant they can look sometimes
Can't wait for Vinny to puff on some cigarettes from the 1940s.
I like how the package asks you to have an existential crisis while the food is preparing
The bready things (cracker, cookie) are hard as rocks because to keep, they can't have any moisture in them. I'll bet the cracker was something like hard tack or a ship's biscuit.
These videos are a fever dream and I love them so much.
Im loving these irl vinny vids!
Ok but I want that background tapestry and the LOTR blanket on the couch
"That doesn't look very appetizing" I don't know man, I cooked pasta in the microwave, I cooked eggs on the side of the road, I ate pigeon my dad shot from the window. It looks edible!
The Battalion Wars music is gonna make me cry. Such an amazingly great game.
Cool to know Vinny like King Jizzard and the Jizz Wizard, cool band
Vinny is dying and wants to give us memories of him in the flesh before he passes onto the next realm.
Clearly, there has to be reviews of thr Trattoria Inferno Pizza and the Samyang 3 x Spicy Chicken Noodles.
Lucky bastard got the Jalapeno Cheese
Them pizza slices been around for a while. They ain't good. They ain't bad.
I now want nothing more than to see vinny play battalion wars after hearing music from BWii being played in this
Let’s get this out onto a tray
The jalapeno cheese spread is actually kind of rare to get in MREs, if my memory of MRE reviews I used to watch is any indication. So you getting that is highly fortunate.
The jalapeno cheese spread is somewhat rare but the ultimate rare item was the bacon cheese spread. Legendary barter power
i am SO for these types of videos
That single MRE made you 5 years older. Next video we gotta see those wrinkles appear in that sweet 480p camera.
Gnorts is so focused.
Someone gotta send Vinny the Vomelet MRE
17:00 swallowing gum is perfectly safe.
If you want a top-tier MRE, get the beefaroni.
And NEVER touch the veggie omelette Not even for content. The vomlette is unholy
Nice hiss
Based Steve enjoyer
Looks like food from the year 2032 where you own nothing and you're happy....and that the food is filled with bugs and chemicals
And heres why that's a good thing!
Vinny looks like a brown haired Leon Kennedy here.
or a brown haired James Sunderland
Coming soon: crossover between Vinny and Steve1989MREInfo
whoa, this guy looks like every single character from Quantic Dream's 2010 adventure mystery thriller 'videogame' Heavy Rain!
Gnorts: 👽
Everytime I see binyot, I feel like he's talking behind the camera and there's just some random guy in frame
Man, Vinny is really going for the Leon S Kennedy hair in this video.
Very surreal as a casual vinesauce consumer to see him moving around and eating pizza and not as a disembodied voice. He has very kind eyes, I would feel comfortable asking this stranger for directions
Why are your eyes so green
You truly have the vinesauce running through your veinsauce
I actually quite enjoyed this. This casual style content is very chill.
18:00 i was hoping he was going to start reciting Almost a Stranger
This new season of Foodsauce is looking promising
Vinny looks like one of those gigachad jerma edits
Vinny should be Soldier Boy (The Boys) for Halloween
His face is reminding me of Steve1989, which is kinda funny since his whole thing is reviewing field rations
An MRE will not cook properly unless propped up against a rock about twice the size of your fist.
its still so surreal seeing vinny on camera semi-regularly now
I kinda forgot Vinnies eyes are as magical as Jermas ... also just as evil I assume.
That Battalion Wars music hits some good memories. Doubt it'll ever come back, but them's was fun games
A new era of SOL (sh!t on a shingle) has begun.
I have a couple MRE's in my closet. Might come in handy with this hurricane coming hehehe...
I hear that battalion wars 1 background music vinny, nice pick
Take the like just for the King Gizz shirt. 👍
you could trade the blueberry cobbler for almost anything that shits a delicacy
6:15 that's an ok looking granola bar
wait, that's supposed to be pizza!?
oh... ☹
MRE more like Mr. E because you have no idea what you'll get
Wonderful video, its a shame Vinny died so young of starvation after his mutant clone hidden in his left armpit ate all the rations he had on his tour in Panama, the good always die so young. RIP Vinneli Vinesauco, 1868-2022
Why does Vinny look like he would come 4th in a Vinny look-a-like competition?
He’s missing the hat. Essential part of any Vinny costume
Rofl, goddamnit. Best comment.
ever seen the movie multiplicity
Lmao
They Paul mccartney'd him
Leon Kennedy eating trash pizza after giving copulation advice to an extraterrestrial is officially my favorite video of 2022.
Leon Kennedy after he retired and started working janitorial at area 51
I like how Leon’s story and Gnort’s story from RE2 finally crossed over
I hope Vinny slowly starts a descent into food reviews that ends with him trying 85 year-old assorted foods akin to Ashens (fingers crossed for no botulism 🤞🏼)
We're slowly turning him into Steve1989
Brutalfoods crossover when
I want vinny to open a hundred year old chocolate tin, see the rotted brain-like meat inside and shout "FUCK!" at the top of his lungs too.
i want him to just review pizzas like one bite
if someone had mentioned forgotten weapons in this reply chain somehow then it would have listed every weird specific youtuber i watch that looks like jesus christ, incredible
Vinny has eaten MREs before. He also knows many things about confidential military operations and personnel, like the DIAP-AR Chief. I think Vinny is Solid Hog, the legendary espionage agent.
you just leaked and milked
"hrrrnnnnh....colonel, squeeze my hog"
Ridiculous, Solid Hog died on that tanker two years ago.
@@ruptro6658 This comment and your reply are simultaneously vile and hilarious.
I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person whose brain was turned into tubby custard by watching Vinny
Solid Hogg?
The scoff and head shake at 6:30 was Vinny doing his best to hold back all of his ancestors' pure, unbridled, Italian rage at this "pizza"
Italian New Yorker tells the fake pizza to "get atta here!"
Vinny is a fake italian
@@alois9206 shitalian
@@VortexKiller2
Itolster
@@alois9206 Italian pizza is fake pizza, Italian American pizza is true pizza.
I love that Vinny calls the blueberry-cherry cobbler "peach cobbler" when ranking the foods and the editor doesn't even bat an eye.
oddly enough, i think the editor for this one was vinny
I’m just surprised that he didn’t call it Squat Cobbler
ayo you're that dude that does the 3DS zelda covers.
sick.
Vinny is the editor
7:31 The cheese is not supposed to melt, it will actually burn before it melts. It was specifically engineered to do so to prevent spoilage during storage iirc
@@SkeleTonHammer A lot of preservatives are made to reduce the moisture content of a preserved food, because that's how microbes and bacteria survive in them. If your food was totally anhydrous, not only would it be terrible, it would be inhospitable to anything like mold.
Barx is right, MREs are designed to be able to dehydrate as much as possible and are usually excessively salty because the high sodium will kill bacteria and mold by exploding the moisture out of them. MREs are designed to last about 3.5 years (but can sometimes remain safely "edible" for up to a decade) and survive an unassisted fall of about 100 feet.
In all honestly, most of them would be far less wretched if they stopped trying to disguise them as real food and just made them nutrient crackers or something.
"The cheese didn't melt."
doesn't stop me from stuffing my cheese into my MRE heater pouch every single time, and it does melt
@@OtakuUnitedStudio the saltyness is partially that and they are meant as field food. It replenishes electrolytes. You want high sodium food when you are moving a lot and do not have access to AC.
Legit I did not expect for Vinny to get this comfortable doing face-cams this often.
He IS a handsome man
@@luckyhydra7597 I know.
Hehehehehehehehehe*Locks bathroom door*
@@toastarkat pick up a football man
its bcz ppl kinda stopped simping on him and objectifying him like in the beginning, it made him ultra uncomfortable.
@@skinwalker69420 picking up a football man and locking the bathroom door is something i could totally see a vinesauce fan doin
When the pizza is gross and the pie makes you die, that's M.R.E!
genius
@@HoChiMints2007 ikr, I thought it was the most clever play of words I've ever had
Meant to reply to this piece of genius right here (chef's kiss).
Bells
@@Toactwithoutthinking wait, I've seen you before
Now vin eating MRE making me wanna see him collab with Steve eating 200 years old cotton balls found inside the wreckage of Spanish treasure fleet or something
Vinny coughing up dust and collapsing into a violent fit
Steve: "Ooo, looks nice for an 1856 MRE, doesn't look too dusty"
oh god yes
@@julianlocileno2968 (new form of demonic life screeches from the ancient once-consumable) Steve “nice hiss”
i honestly believed the mic was superimposed into the video until vin held the pizza package infront of it