Sitting poem: Arlecchino-I sit on a throne Nahida-I sit on a swing Furina-I sit on a bubble You can sit on like everything Kachina-I sit in my drill Klee-I sit in my jail Those people might sit on things, But that saurian sits on its tail!
this is my first time hearing about your insurance policy since im a new viewer as well but i really appreciate it! it makes the pulling sessions so much more fun and reliable~ i loved watching this a lot
I guess I can't say my luck is that bad anymore. I'm saving for Kinich and I know I'll get him either way so I'd like to pass the last of my good luck to you kind soldier
@@eironyy a 50/50 is when you have a 50% chance of getting the featured character and the other 50% chance of getting one of the 7 standard characters.
Jonathon, I think you blessed my boyfriend and I's pulls because I pulled Mualani and her weapon and my boyfriend literally got Mualani a few hours ago (AFTER WINNING EMILIE'S BANNER) so I appreciate you blessing us with streamer luck
I had six Intertwined Fates, but I felt like pulling on Maulani’s banner, so I clicked on 1 pull. . . No joke, as soon as I saw that heavenly yellow glow, I was like ‘say sike right now!” It was Maulani, and I squealed so loud my grandma thought I was having a heart attack. I also did Maulani’s trial run and she is absolutely goated!
I'm going to explain the Capturing radiance. The capturing radiance DOES NOT GIVE 55/45 NEVER What it does is basically that for you to even have a chance to see the new animation, you must lose 2 50/50 in a row. In the third 50/50 it will actually be 75/25 since if you lose the 50/50 another 50/50 will start to see if you get capturing radiance or not. If you manage to lose it even with 75/25, the next 50/50 will be 100/0 If you lose the initial 50/50, there will be 100% chances for capturing radiance to activate
where and how do I submit my acc.? For ur next pulling stream. I didnt even play genshin but when I came across your videos, I found them to be very ig cheerful and at that time I was going through a lot so it did help me. I would say you are the serotonin archon rather than mulani. .. Or it mi8 just be me trying to siphon that luck tehehehehe. Jkjk anyways I wanna let you know that keep doing what your doing
I remember when I pulled on Mualani banner I lost my last 50/50 and thought I wouldn't get her since the capturing radiance wasn't there but I got her and Diluc
Mualani is the Archon of Dopamine I LOVE HER SO MUCH 😭
I can't wait to never get her cause I'm broke and have 1 pity 😭🖐️
yessir
REAALL
I just got Chick-fil-A so I'm as happy as you rn
In all seriousness I love her too and I can't wait to match with my sister when she gets her😭
HOW DID I BEAT COMMENTING IN YOURE OWN VIDEO. 😨
“I’ll give you my firstborn child”
JONATHAN THATS CRAZY
😭🤣
crazy if he has no kids. the gods of genshin gonna take his left nut
AS A FIRSTBORN CHILD I’M CONCERNED
22:49 I love the "I BELIEVE IN YOU JON" immediately following by "I don't" and the lost 50/50😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 comedic timing gold right there
0:07 put those dogs away.
When Nahida reruns, I know which streamer I will let pull for me
Me too
Me too brother
I want jonathon's luck to bless me with my Raiden pulls how can I sumbit to him?
@@sirdanph445 probs discord, idrk tbh, or maybe email
so true
23:37 Thank you for the Piplup it was definitely worth all my bursts😊
that was you? congrats 🎊!
Ty
Sitting poem:
Arlecchino-I sit on a throne
Nahida-I sit on a swing
Furina-I sit on a bubble
You can sit on like everything
Kachina-I sit in my drill
Klee-I sit in my jail
Those people might sit on things,
But that saurian sits on its tail!
THE FEET CENSOR, THE FEET CENSOR 💀💀💀
It's for doro
@@Nenas124😭
😮 @@Nenas124
"Vageta has blessed our pulls" Was so uncalled for bro🤣😂
😂😂
Your reactions are always so energetic lol makes me feel like I just had a cup of coffee
this is my first time hearing about your insurance policy since im a new viewer as well but i really appreciate it! it makes the pulling sessions so much more fun and reliable~ i loved watching this a lot
I won my 50/50 for Mualani. At least it’s something after I had lost every 50/50 throughout Fontaine plus the whole year.
I guess I can't say my luck is that bad anymore. I'm saving for Kinich and I know I'll get him either way so I'd like to pass the last of my good luck to you kind soldier
Hi I'm new to Genshin. What is 50/50 exactly? 😅
Its 55/45 now
@@eironyy a 50/50 is when you have a 50% chance of getting the featured character and the other 50% chance of getting one of the 7 standard characters.
@@sandystormeditz only a 10 percent chance of triggering the Capturing Radiance.
DID DORO JUST BLESS AND CURSE USING CHUCKE CHEESE!?-
Yes sigh
Yup...
Yepppp
ALSO RUINED PFP
19:37 look at the chat…. 💀
this stream felt like a fever dream
ngl i feel bad for ur neighbors but i would yell at the top of my lungs aswell
fr
I am pretty excited for this to happen in the next banner. I wanna rig John into finally giving me raiden, cuz I’ve lost some dastardly 50-50s
im sorry bun jon throwing it backis the funniest thing ive seen today
12:28 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AGAIN! APRIL IS OVER ALREADY 😭😭😭
Mualani is sooo coool though and way stronger than i expected
2:38 THAT WAS SO FUNNY
21:48 jon prove that I am learning wrong methods in engineering class.
I once caught mualani looking at Kinich with star eyes while also blushing
5:24 hoyo didn’t want the child😂😂😂
It just came out and saw that 23 already 23 people liked it
Dogs are out
Mualani's gameplay really is just Neuvillette with extra steps huh
Nukeillette
Will you be doing another one of these for Xiloneen and Kinich and Mavuika, etc? I need to be insured for Mavuika!!
My F2P ass is saving for the Archon and Iansan also coping for Neuvi rerun
5:13 that was huge-
No not the rat joke💀
JONATHON, CAN YOU PRETTTY PLEASE DO A PUNISHMENT WHEEL FOR XILONEN?!?!?!?
Jonathon, I think you blessed my boyfriend and I's pulls because I pulled Mualani and her weapon and my boyfriend literally got Mualani a few hours ago (AFTER WINNING EMILIE'S BANNER) so I appreciate you blessing us with streamer luck
Jonathan: ensuring we will not lose our 50/50
Me: watching this video the day I lost my 50/50
Pls help😢😢😢😢
12:25 Was that Plastic Memories why u gotta be doin all that 😭
I had six Intertwined Fates, but I felt like pulling on Maulani’s banner, so I clicked on 1 pull. . . No joke, as soon as I saw that heavenly yellow glow, I was like ‘say sike right now!” It was Maulani, and I squealed so loud my grandma thought I was having a heart attack. I also did Maulani’s trial run and she is absolutely goated!
I'm going to explain the Capturing radiance.
The capturing radiance DOES NOT GIVE 55/45 NEVER
What it does is basically that for you to even have a chance to see the new animation, you must lose 2 50/50 in a row.
In the third 50/50 it will actually be 75/25 since if you lose the 50/50 another 50/50 will start to see if you get capturing radiance or not. If you manage to lose it even with 75/25, the next 50/50 will be 100/0 If you lose the initial 50/50, there will be 100% chances for capturing radiance to activate
Where you pulled this from lmao?
"Where is your C2 Tighnari?" - Sun Tzu
Thank you again for getting Mualani for me 💙 She's level 90, as is the weapon. Still trying for C1, Diluc decided to show up first
A big hug from Perú ❤ 🇵🇪
3:22 you need better friends? Be mine!
Mood
15:27 Basia didnt expect someone from poland here
Today, my brother, is Saturday the seventh of September which is chongyuns birthday. Happy birthday Chongyun :D
I'm still working on getting at least C1 Mualani. I currently have C5 Kachina. Still no weapon :(
'I will give u the birth-right to my first born son, as long as u give this weapon to me. screw it ill just GIVE u the child" THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD
as always, the only thing lost was jon's sanity
God hearing the club penguin pizzeria music unlocked some memories for me and I feel so old now...I still even remember how the music went too xD
I had an Ad at the Start THE FIGHT of Fatui And The Archon of Natlan was in the ad BRO What
Glad to see the insurance program again! Genuinely makes watching your pulls so much more fun
Remind me to never have all my characters burst on when jon pulls on my account
i had to go to 90 pity to get her then lost my 50/50 😭😭
The one chatter who’s cat died and they went to his stream 😭😭😭
I feel like shi when i loose all my 50/50s and this guy wins 5 in a row, (all jokes, i love ur content)
I spent 15 dollars for a qiqi con lol
(failed kazuha 55/45 lol)
50/50*
12:28 why plastic memories????????💔💔💔💔
Where does one sign up for this? Seems so fun to have done for your account
I love the fire emblem music on tense moments
I don't know why everyone thinks the pufferfish in mualani's weapon is a bird
As a f2p wishing system is nightmare for me I do 160 pulls and still not get mualani I HATE THIS GAME 😢😢
Kinich is my absolute precious
UNDER 10 MINSSS
ITS CHONGYUN'S BIRTHDAY JONATHONN!!
I lose my 50/50 for a Mona and then got an early Mualani by 1 fate and i love she😍
Bro Jon I literally swore my firstborn to Hoyoverse too, and guess what? I got Mualani. I guess Hoyoverse really likes newborns…
Thank you for using FE3H OST 😭😍
At least it’s a hydro catalyst 💀
25:00 You had 2 chances Jon... and you still didn't realize its a pufferfish😔
Im going to have to Curse your pulls now
Thank you Jonathan, I won.
Thats where all the Mualanis went guys
Doro44 and Auty coming in clutch there
17:20 waitt that looks familiar. it kinda looks like the mt. fuji incident 🤨
I love Jon’s vids so much ❤
where and how do I submit my acc.? For ur next pulling stream. I didnt even play genshin but when I came across your videos, I found them to be very ig cheerful and at that time I was going through a lot so it did help me. I would say you are the serotonin archon rather than mulani. .. Or it mi8 just be me trying to siphon that luck tehehehehe. Jkjk anyways I wanna let you know that keep doing what your doing
Jon, looks like my dad.
Jon I just wanna know do you think you are gonna do this for kinich
He forgot to thank Beyoncé…
PUT THEM ON THE SPLASH ART BOARD. YOU NEED TO RATE THEM
The way he consers his feet😭
should’ve watched this before pulling on my 50/50 for kazuha
I loved this video. Great insurance company! Subbed
That hook at the first of the video is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sorry to break it to you but I GOT her in 12 pity, right after I pulled kazuha 😂😂
It's Chongyun's Birthday!
12:34 bro reminded me of my pet dog and goat 😢
18:19 the perfect timing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember when I pulled on Mualani banner I lost my last 50/50 and thought I wouldn't get her since the capturing radiance wasn't there but I got her and Diluc
Amazing pulls
I got both kazuha and mulani in 90 pulls without losing 50/50
keqing turning into arlecchino felt targeted
JONATHON WHILE WATCHING YOUR VID I GOT DOUBLE CONGHYUNGU
Oh... So that's were my mualani went..
Bro 12:24 Can you NOT tear open old wounds pls. That hurt.
I got mualani on first try-
Wow, that insurance is crazy
I'm gonna be unable to get her weapon because I'm broke from summoning for Mualani
early! im super duper excited to watch this when i get home
That’s where my mualani went…. Qiqi came in her place 😭
Bro he is so funny I love jon so much 😂😂
the almighty rat had me leaughing bro
me casually pulling Mualani first try