"damn, you look pregnant"

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Today we cooked lasagna with Britt and it went... well.
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  • @XanderFenikkusu
    @XanderFenikkusu Рік тому +333

    Britt is the best guest.
    Perfect chemistry with both of you.

    • @360Fov
      @360Fov Рік тому +18

      She's totally chill and just rolls with the weirdness....every so often Nick will say something wild and she's just goes 😲 for a few seconds and resumes cooking

    • @ratralfiofanov8386
      @ratralfiofanov8386 Рік тому +1

      ​@@360Fov 😲

    • @d34d10ck
      @d34d10ck Рік тому +11

      I wouldn't say she was a guest at all, but rather the host of this entire stream. She even had to end it, while Malena was fucking around in the background and Nick was nowhere to be seen.

    • @lukashere7803
      @lukashere7803 Рік тому +5

      @@d34d10ck maybe because this was britts stream??

    • @d34d10ck
      @d34d10ck Рік тому +2

      @@lukashere7803 Ok. That makes sense then. 😄

  • @TheDimonTube
    @TheDimonTube Рік тому +242

    These two together are top tier

  • @Justinreed44
    @Justinreed44 Рік тому +121

    Love how nick just appears when they’re discussing Wap

    • @JerseyJustin88
      @JerseyJustin88 Рік тому +17

      There are certain phrases, when said, will instantly summon our young boy hunter

    • @EthanLong
      @EthanLong Рік тому +1

      probably running back to apex

  • @dafae.
    @dafae. Рік тому +170

    I love the Malena and Britt dynamic. They're always up to some stupid shit together lmao

  • @Arthevariel
    @Arthevariel Рік тому +52

    Dude, Malena looks so much happier around Britt

  • @Zatash
    @Zatash Рік тому +51

    I find it funny that Nick shows up at the start farms some PogO's and comes back only at the end to check if the food is ready

  • @Travis7060312
    @Travis7060312 Рік тому +11

    i quit smoking like 2 years ago and listening to malena talk about it has me wanting one lol.
    For real, people, don't start smoking. Quitting sucks and the cravings never /really/ go away fully

    • @BokuNoFreelo
      @BokuNoFreelo Рік тому +2

      So true and vaping does not help at all

    • @kibblesnbits3174
      @kibblesnbits3174 Рік тому

      @@BokuNoFreelo I was 13 when vapes became popular at school and since then I still have it stuck in my head that "oh it's better for me than smoking" because that's what they said EVERYWHERE.

    • @MightBeBren
      @MightBeBren Рік тому

      @@kibblesnbits3174 if you are consuming nicotine, vaping IS better for you than cigarettes but neither are good for you

    • @kibblesnbits3174
      @kibblesnbits3174 Рік тому

      @@MightBeBren Of course that's what I meant to say. It used to advertised as a way to quit smoking. Now it seems like it's just advertised to keep you smoking

  • @TuckDLUX
    @TuckDLUX Рік тому +28

    Much love Nick and Malena!

    • @TwiceEleven
      @TwiceEleven Рік тому +2

      9 months after the lasagna was made if britt and erobb are any example haha

    • @TDM14TWD
      @TDM14TWD Рік тому

      Mostly Malena!

  • @defth
    @defth Рік тому +14

    We need more Malena and Britt

  • @marcojohnstone9538
    @marcojohnstone9538 Рік тому +11

    Big fan and love you guys but as a chef with a culinary degree I have to say that is not lasagna but definitely looks like a great fucken meal

    • @tewekdenahom485
      @tewekdenahom485 Рік тому +15

      your name is marco i trust your knowledge about lasagna

  • @somebodyoncetoldme2664
    @somebodyoncetoldme2664 Рік тому +5

    The real question is....who impregnated Nick? 🤔

  • @moby1kanob
    @moby1kanob Рік тому +7

    when kids???

  • @bartolomeuterleira8094
    @bartolomeuterleira8094 Рік тому +5

    this notification makes my day better

  • @leopolddevandersnatch5788
    @leopolddevandersnatch5788 4 місяці тому +2

    Nick looks like real life Cleveland Brown

  • @sleepypajama2172
    @sleepypajama2172 Рік тому +2

    why does malena hate kids so much?

    • @DubcatcherAmazing
      @DubcatcherAmazing Рік тому

      @@Chronomatrix when you typed this, did you think it was a normal thing to say.

  • @mentab23
    @mentab23 Рік тому +3

    sometimes due my work life I dont have time to catch on your every video, but when I finnaly do, you guys are still as funny and awesome and great as I remembered.

  • @madman3891
    @madman3891 Рік тому +1

    crazy how this is the Nmplol channel but nick isn't in 80% of the clip.

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 Рік тому +2

    What I've learned from watching OTK over the past couple months is that when I was 15-25, I was the greatest streamer that ever lived, but before YT and "content" and "irl streams" and Twitch were things.

    • @greatunz67
      @greatunz67 Рік тому

      Me too, back in the mid 80's.

  • @CryTechGames
    @CryTechGames Рік тому +12

    She gets so violent when he talks about having kids xD

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid Рік тому +12

      unironically and unparasocially, the kids argument will 100% separate them. nick 100% wants and thinks hes getting kids with malena and malena 100% WILL NOT ever have his kids.

    • @CryTechGames
      @CryTechGames Рік тому

      @@DaFifaKid My BM said the same thing 10 years ago.... N now we got a wonderful 4yr old boy, we aren't together anymore lmao... but shes a great mother.

    • @DaFifaKid
      @DaFifaKid Рік тому +9

      @@CryTechGames exactly my point lol....the kid is what made you break up...which is PRECISELY my point, thanks for actually proving it with real world data. lmao

    • @tempex6200
      @tempex6200 Рік тому +2

      @@DaFifaKid dont see where he said their kid was the reason?

    • @CryTechGames
      @CryTechGames Рік тому

      @@DaFifaKid You didn't prove shit tho lol, thats the reason we got back together.... But I left her cause she toxic af

  • @suba7320
    @suba7320 Рік тому +1

    I wouldn't want a baby with Nick either. You know he's not going to be getting up at 3 am to feed it

  • @bilalghani4190
    @bilalghani4190 Рік тому +2

    PogU offsprings

  • @suicidalelf1
    @suicidalelf1 Рік тому +30

    11:28 Malenia turned that line of flour into coke with TOO much grace lmao

  • @DakotaZ162
    @DakotaZ162 Рік тому +1

    Nick needs to treat her better or he's gonna lose his cooking show to brittany and erobb

  • @creamsdestinedfuture
    @creamsdestinedfuture Рік тому +1

    josefine really cursed my childhood, las time Mel brought it up i had the cursed song on my mind. and now once again, Josefine will forever be a curse. lingering in the shadows

  • @braxtonmay391
    @braxtonmay391 Рік тому +1

    Cant wait for Nicholas Polom II

  • @krylesangerbeaver
    @krylesangerbeaver 6 місяців тому

    oh shit, "Stuck in America, in America, you are my Queeeen". Malena is stuck in America. Why is this just hitting me now

  • @Poopaz4.20
    @Poopaz4.20 Рік тому +1

    With that mustache, nick will be able to break thru twitchcon lol

  • @xbrain_burstx1829
    @xbrain_burstx1829 Рік тому +1

    I think this is the best title+thumbnail combo I've seen from Nick 😂

  • @ej9754
    @ej9754 Рік тому +1

    Britt and malena need their own UA-cam channel :)

  • @alphakenny1_
    @alphakenny1_ Рік тому +1

    The meal that guy Britt pregnant

  • @AhmedAbidelli
    @AhmedAbidelli 8 місяців тому

    Malena made me start smoking again after the nicotine clip in this video

  • @blueknight1109
    @blueknight1109 Рік тому +2

    Melena is such a karen lol. Baby it’s cold outside is wanting your partner to stay during Christmas. Smh

  • @RBFR01
    @RBFR01 11 місяців тому

    Melena not want kids?

  • @Chronomatrix
    @Chronomatrix Рік тому

    I'm guessing Nick has just given up on the idea of getting healthy? He's at that age, if he stops trying now the only way is downhill, and considering how much fast food he eats it's gonna be a quick fall.

  • @Craider79
    @Craider79 Рік тому

    "I went into a bathroom - got offered coke - ran out - literally the worst experience I ever had" ........??? WAIT WHAT???? LOL

  • @Matroximus
    @Matroximus Рік тому +4

    "Norway this, Norway that blah blah blah"

  • @AdobeAirpods
    @AdobeAirpods Рік тому

    malena not wrong tho, they the worst for you but marb smooths feel so relaxing bro, no other form of tobacco hits the same. that being said stay away from nicotine if you haven't touched it.

  • @jaydaze4304
    @jaydaze4304 Рік тому

    Poor Nick, all Malena can think about is myth cooming😢....😂😂😂

  • @dead_killa1872
    @dead_killa1872 Рік тому +35

    It's always great to see Malena interact with other streamers without nick. Always great videos

  • @greatunz67
    @greatunz67 Рік тому

    When is this from? there is no vod for nmplol for today on their twitch channel

  • @alexanderh.3655
    @alexanderh.3655 Рік тому

    Where's the PogO counter for malena!? The trumpets count right?

  • @brentsteven4944
    @brentsteven4944 Рік тому

    nicks beard looks fine his mustache looks horrible, and his bare face is haunting

  • @ghostbravo7127
    @ghostbravo7127 Рік тому

    With Nick's stash, all the porn star rumors are going to be confirmed.

  • @MarigoldAW
    @MarigoldAW Рік тому +1

    Why does Malena get mad when Nick talks about kids

    • @XenobladeShulkX
      @XenobladeShulkX Рік тому

      She's one of those brands of feminist libtards that think that women having children is somehow degrading and/or "upholding the patriarchy" or some dumb shit like that, despite it being a completely normal and natural thing for a woman to do

    • @Trip.L.L.L
      @Trip.L.L.L Рік тому +1

      Because he wants kids and she doesn’t

    • @Chronomatrix
      @Chronomatrix Рік тому +1

      the clock is ticking, and she knows it

  • @shift7808
    @shift7808 Рік тому

    Theyre mixing up color guard and ROTC

  • @StephXX3
    @StephXX3 Рік тому

    mf didnt even bother turning on the close up camera

  • @imnotsayinitbutaliens6073
    @imnotsayinitbutaliens6073 Рік тому

    Sings "ohhh girls just wanna have fun!"

  • @reno1042
    @reno1042 Рік тому

    Britt is the second funniest person behind Nick

  • @VitorMiguell
    @VitorMiguell Рік тому

    something looks off with that thumbnail

  • @balitopic711
    @balitopic711 Рік тому

    When your homies moms hang out☠️

  • @Maliross
    @Maliross Рік тому

    oh wow she seems so happy when nick isnt there

  • @FornamnEfternamn-hr3kz
    @FornamnEfternamn-hr3kz Рік тому

    Nice punch , reverse the roles.

  • @Sho3z
    @Sho3z Рік тому

    Look at the size of that onion wtf.

  • @fiskle
    @fiskle Рік тому

    Dear Malena, baby its cold outside is not about a man trying to make a woman stay against her will. It's about a man telling a woman that she shouldn't care about what the society thinks of her, should she stay, and rather do what she wants to do. It's progressive.

    • @Noooiiiissseee
      @Noooiiiissseee 5 місяців тому

      That's a bit of a stretch. It's just about a man wanting a woman to stay over and a woman wanting to, but pretending she doesn't want to because of the social expectations of the 1940s, so she blames the alcohol on her decision. It's just meant to be a funny song, not a social critique.

  • @JacubWhite38
    @JacubWhite38 Рік тому

    her mustache still looked better than his

  • @greyman8335
    @greyman8335 Рік тому

    women so loud :(

  • @Zayumray
    @Zayumray Рік тому

    isnt this a reupload?

  • @imnotthatbadyo8000
    @imnotthatbadyo8000 Рік тому

    Before Nick swatted at the fly I thought it was IRL and I tried to swat it. 😂

  • @gsgswineflu2842
    @gsgswineflu2842 Рік тому

    Yo

  • @ArthurTully
    @ArthurTully Рік тому

    man i love the britt & malena show

  • @DamnAwesome
    @DamnAwesome Рік тому

    This is so wholesome lol

  • @yungbzfriedgaming3686
    @yungbzfriedgaming3686 Рік тому

    #early gang

  • @FalloutUgglan
    @FalloutUgglan Рік тому +2

    We need more Malena and Britt videos, the vibes are immaculate

  • @inhvmann
    @inhvmann Рік тому

    early=

  • @sherlock4811
    @sherlock4811 Рік тому

    Pineapple!

  • @Brcnosaur
    @Brcnosaur Рік тому +1

    imagine you made it streaming with your boyfriend making crazy money. "i need cigarettes!" bruh

  • @Monkeyfumes
    @Monkeyfumes Рік тому +2

    the video was so good, until Nick showed up

  • @JimBigIron
    @JimBigIron Рік тому

    I love Malena, but her views are different from mine. So that is what it is, but when her and Britt get together. It's like the real kid versions of themselves come out. It's good wholesome content and all the other serious adult stuff goes away. I'm glad they have a good time. Thanks for the content guys! God Bless!

  • @abloshow91
    @abloshow91 Рік тому

    Baby it's cold outside is about chicks horny in a society that talks too damn much. There's a male version too

  • @tapol3966
    @tapol3966 Рік тому

    This was funnier then when nick himself is here. Britt and her wheeze laugh for the win.

  • @GavinRamonShow
    @GavinRamonShow Рік тому

    Get rid of Nick! Let’s be honest, this is much better

  • @justviewing7562
    @justviewing7562 Рік тому

    watch what is left of norway stream it's cool, but malena needs to stop pushing you guys to drink

  • @MrXander1337
    @MrXander1337 Рік тому

    Holy shit imagine quitting smoking then having to live with Nick, she is a true champion. no wonder she gets so mad all the time, many of us would be in prison right now for at least aggravated assault if not straight up murder given those circumstances 😆

    • @Trip.L.L.L
      @Trip.L.L.L Рік тому

      I’m surprised nick hasn’t started smoking