ASMR 99 Questions Designed to Confuse You

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  • @OFFENSIVE-COFFEE
    @OFFENSIVE-COFFEE 5 місяців тому +254

    “are you breathing and blinking manually right now” im about get real mad

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +46

      Is that a yes

    • @StarOfArtemis
      @StarOfArtemis 5 місяців тому +16

      Well I am now omg

    • @wormrocket
      @wormrocket 4 місяці тому +1

      watching this to distract myself from it. suddenly my somatic ocd kicks back in and i get so uncomfy i almost get a panic attack 😭😭

  • @dave_bed
    @dave_bed 5 місяців тому +92

    I love how some of the questions will be thought provoking philosophical questions and then she'll just say something unhinged like which orange came first

  • @spehusshyvia
    @spehusshyvia 5 місяців тому +108

    "Where the thought go when it's forgotten?" I find this idea very interesting visually, could do a lot with this simple concept

  • @Tyrael17X
    @Tyrael17X 5 місяців тому +42

    I can happily answer one of those!
    Orange (the fruit) came first! And the word originates from persian

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +6

      I did not know this! Thank you for sharing 🍊💕

  • @a1isee
    @a1isee 5 місяців тому +29

    I just recently discovered your channel, and I really like it. I rarely become this interested in one specific asmr channel but the themes of your videos really caught my attention, I find them very interesting and unique as well as relaxing. I really enjoy your style of asmr, keep up the amazing work!

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      Thank you so much, this means a lot to read. I’m so happy you’re here and that you enjoy the channel 💖

  • @ChloAS
    @ChloAS 5 місяців тому +25

    I just discovered your channel. Your voice is amazing! I wouldn’t be surprised to learn you’re a voice actor by profession.

    • @Vanaheimxx
      @Vanaheimxx 5 місяців тому +3

      @@ChloAS exactly. It's a great alto voice.

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      Thank you so much! Maybe some day 🤞

  • @aejoolz
    @aejoolz 5 місяців тому +7

    Some were goofy, some were thought-provoking, and some were downright deep. I love that I never know what to expect from your videos! I stay awake whenever I can to watch your facial nuances and expressive gesturing. You 're so good at this - you make me laugh and think - sometimes even at the same time. 😉Very entertaining! Editing to add: The one about the room full of mirrors freaked me out a little.

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      Thank you so much for the kind words, I’m glad you enjoy the nuances 💓

  • @fairy_potter72
    @fairy_potter72 5 місяців тому +34

    "What's your favourite colour of the alphabet" I can actually answer this question because I have synesthesia and my favourite is N (purple) 👀 2nd fav has to be W (dark burgundy) tho

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +8

      I love this

    • @aejoolz
      @aejoolz 5 місяців тому +1

      Perfect!

    • @Actually_insane_af
      @Actually_insane_af 5 місяців тому +2

      But is it true or false?

    • @Mistyeyez2025
      @Mistyeyez2025 2 місяці тому

      My friend has that, too! I think she sees N as red and W as purple.

  • @Vanaheimxx
    @Vanaheimxx 5 місяців тому +156

    Born for fame, no joke

  • @MissStrawberryGun
    @MissStrawberryGun 5 місяців тому +33

    Guuuuurl you're incredibly talented at this. It's only a matter of time before you blow up, I'm counting on it. x

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      Thank you so much for being here 💓

  • @adrian9901
    @adrian9901 5 місяців тому +6

    Sharpie this means heavy thinking sessions.
    Congrats on 9k floontzie🎉🎉 (Proud of u as always💕 Road to 10k)
    (also almost 1 year of your ASMR journey)
    I'll dropped the answer as soon I finish this fun and confusing question hahaha~

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      It’s been quite a road from slime fox to this point ehhhhh ❤️‍🔥 thank you

    • @adrian9901
      @adrian9901 5 місяців тому

      @@FloontzASMR It is and i'm glad to be part of your community 💕💕
      Tehehehe ❤️‍🔥
      You know it (Slime fox!)
      And that one still connected to floontz utopia's (Tele 3030, and Supernatural Creature video)

  • @SilverSlugs
    @SilverSlugs 5 місяців тому +19

    Forgotten thoughts.....
    Forgotten thoughts typically end up
    in the devil's knickers.

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      So that’s where they went

  • @maddiepolemusic4956
    @maddiepolemusic4956 5 місяців тому +2

    Amazing video as always!! I’d love another art history video if you haven’t got one planned already - the klimt one is so relaxing I still don’t know anything about him bc I always fall asleep hehe ❤

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      Absolutely, I’d love to! I‘ve got one in the queue on Van Gogh. What do you think?

  • @reki-77
    @reki-77 4 місяці тому +1

    These kind of questions are not new to me. Every exam feels like this. So I answered everything with great self esteem, as you should 😎

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  4 місяці тому +1

      I love this comment, thank you 💓

  • @GingerZombie29
    @GingerZombie29 5 місяців тому +21

    I'd say my favorite color of the alphabet is friday.

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +5

      I’d have to disappear with you on that

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@FloontzASMRYou are entertained to your onion.

  • @adrian9901
    @adrian9901 5 місяців тому +7

    Answer!
    01 Breathing automatic, blinking manually (On anxiety
    02 Eyebrows as facial hair (err I'm not sure, maybe not..)
    03 Psychology effect (like banana, taste yellow)
    04 Huh! what? Smelly Scholarship Gifted In 5 yr 3 months 2 weeks 20 day 50 min 15 sec 043 milliseconds (I'm confused #1)
    05 I eat myself.. Hmmm disappear completely i guess. (not possible to be twice as big)
    06 Queue hahaha, YEAH just Q
    07 Forgotten Thoughts, usually stay shadowy on the Subconscious. (waiting for the stress to be blown up again)
    08 I love cats, and yes. Cats are spicy liquids. (Approved!, put in a bowl become a bowl, put in a bottle and become bottle hahaha)
    09 Easier to fight people in a square arena, on Circle basically people do a fight but with mind.
    10 Depends though, I sometimes overthink this before doing something. Maybe external stimulus and conscious mixed well and then count the risk, if it's too risky i won't do it (I'm confused #2)
    11 I don't know, hahahaha.. But the smell is different for each dog food.. (Homeless dogs can eat everything, home dogs are picky af)
    12 me asEgg? Crack nicely and pour into pan and voila Omelets is served
    13 Opposite of the word itself
    14 Huh?? what string, there is no string to measure, around 1km?
    15 Fruit ofc (color later after some painter accidentally mixed red and yellow)
    16 Red lemon / Autumn red! In my imagination if orange never exists!
    17 OMG, why is the jungle man so clean, who tf taught him to shave (idk, I'm confused #3)
    18a That what?
    18b Jump timelines, yes. (I accidentally created one ill-fated romantic delulu short story on the jump timelines part lol!)
    18c You tell everyone, I'm lost (Is that spider tats in your ear?
    19 HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA (I'm confused, I called my highness, and he said APE! who taught the first teacher)
    20 Oooh luckily theres an example hahaha, Grapes, Apples and Tangerines
    21 Sadly yes, practice makes perfect. No wonder that many Doctor's Victim
    22 Idk still find the answer (in a simple way "weird and different")
    23 Brain switch control. Since i'm the right brain person and then switch.
    I became a politician.
    24 No my oven is off. It's OFF
    25 No.. Noooooo.. hahaha.
    26 I can throw a garbage can while i'm in a bad mood.
    27 Mayonnaise type of sunscreen (oooh that smashing pumpkins song's i been looped on)
    28 Nuclear force can't stop, it's the best genocide weapon.
    29 Surviving, it's hard hahaha..
    09:45 Fate Found Us
    30 If someone frontally pee in the pool, no one will jump into that pool.
    But someone pees in the pool secretly, water gets warm, still gross but no one really notices.
    31 Whoaa, are space vampires exist? I never heard that (probably! what are they craving in space)
    32 ea in Tea silenced, Yes only "T". (Tea and Tee confuse me sometimes as Non-English speaker)
    33 Immovable object meets in an unstoppable force what happen? (Idk I'm confused #4, wait is it melted like Candle Statue on Instant Crush MV's)
    34 They can't eat that. Vegetarian can only eat animal product food (cheese, egg, milk)
    35 Silly, I climbed up the mountain?
    36 Vanilla ice cream is just extracted from the essence of Vanilla, Actually the original plant is hard to grow.
    37 I believe in the soulmate's ideas.
    38 HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA #2 (My Highness. What! ooh another silly question. It's the sheep protective layer, it won't shrink and it's doubled.
    I'm throwing my phone into lava now. You disturbed my hibernation season)
    39 Idk i'm wasting my time here, jkjkjk (Purpose of time is dont waste it, make the best of it. Don't lose the sparks)
    40 They're genius, the birds. (actually i'm confused #4)
    41 Hmm, hate all haters made you hate yourself, i splice it still confused. (my brain not braining)
    42 Idk how to say it.. hahaha. (EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED Q's)
    43 The material is exclusively built to reject the glue.
    44 errr, one hole? no 2 holes up and down.
    45 Why fingers... Idk, it's just the way it is. hahaha (If they called it a little meatbone, it sounded weird)
    46 How high the sky starts, Pretty high, I don't have the tools.
    47 ALPHABETS what's the story, I heard that one before but i forgot.
    48 My field of vision, since I have four eyes. Its rounded square
    49 Easy, its fate. (is why everything exists! )
    50 They're extinct or run on underground
    51 Perfect body and perfect soul. All in pristine condition. (Perfect health)
    52 No.. it doesn't. White gas fume
    53 I like water (strange!)
    54 Black with pink stripes.
    55 Yes, still driving in the next 20 years
    56 ooooh, keep it intact, sorry. Even a fake tooth.
    57 Idk, it's just cute there, no use at all. (Belly button once a Life Support while baby still in WOMB/Uterus)
    58 Silly one, idk maybe they're shy hahaha.
    59 No actually, We hear sound differently, different frequency and ear calibration. (Laurel and Yanny test)
    60 Dont there already freakin hot hahaha, Hot chocolate for good luck. Hot chocolate for avoiding Karen's.
    Hot chocolate hot chocolate, I hate my life. FREE HOT CHOCO!! I hate this job.
    61 The nature's beauty?
    62 Gone or Lap going straight forward??
    63 I never buy olives so idk. Passed.
    64 the one who surpassed any pain? Tough shxx
    65 subjective is opinion, i'm not sure.
    66 soggy trix soup. It's not bad..
    Comforting sugary soup. It can hahaha. But corn flakes soup is for psychopaths. (Now i sound childish)
    67 Time only flows in one direction. (My highness why? Blub blub blub blub phone on lava) (I'm confused pt #5)
    68 Yes, confused in details
    69 Forget what? Oooo it's a trick question, Forget to join floontz asmr membership. Sorry 🥲 (guilty 🫣)
    70 Yeah its still itchy
    71 No it's Superhuman. Or at least human 2.0.
    72 No... It's just a pic not real sun.
    73 Less is good. more just flex.
    74 They still build cocoons without knowing they will transform into something beautiful.
    75 Canoe got no wheels, 128-204 pancakes to make doghouse 🫣
    76 scent silent "C"
    77 idk (i'm having heat cold lol)
    78 errr yeahh. My socks are untied.
    79 i'm gonna say yes. The pressure is different. (Birth order Q's)
    The first kid takes the fall, the depressed one.
    The second kid takes the beat, the hardworking one.
    The third/last kid takes all the love. Usually spoiled one. not all, but mostly.
    80 ooh Inception. I'm already confused. It's good and bad.
    I sometimes have nightmares I didn't want to come true.
    81 No. We will never find it. Unless you've got lots of time checking every word in the dictionary 🧐
    82 It's implanted in mind to fear snakes and spiders. The proper answer is they're slithering gives ppl ick.
    83 Cry underwater. Never tried it before. Possibly yes and unnoticeable.
    84 Cat pile? 😹😹
    85 Room of mirrors without reflection.. Its room of the room room.
    86 Time is stopped when everything is frozen
    87 Water looks like the sky didn't exist. Err dark?
    88 taste the same 😉
    89 Goal of humanity is no war no greed no monopoly. All life in peace. (much better. PLUR!)
    90 caregiver and caretaker, actually different the job desk does not match.
    91 are they all dirty, i say big chunk on money hahaha.
    92 is this count. Yeah i guess. thanks to you. (Daydream at nighttime)
    93 Youngest grandfather in my fam. around 60-70?
    94 Am i am aware of my tongue. Yes. Don't bite your tongue.
    95 Sometimes.
    96 I'm talking, and listening at the same time.. Sided with the talking part more.
    97 normally no taste just fresh with a hint of sweet. (Mostly no taste. But i know the US uses tap water, maybe it got a hint of bitter taste due to the uncleaned filter.)
    98 Ouch... Now i feel bad and guilty. (I'll stop watching, then)
    It's 100 btw
    Num 18 got three parts.
    Byee ~

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA that scholarship time was precise!
      Room of the room room room room room room room room room
      It’s 99 I sweaAaaaaARrrr

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      Ps The space vampires are watching

    • @adrian9901
      @adrian9901 5 місяців тому

      @@FloontzASMR Hahahaha it is 99 precisely. I splice 18 into three part and finished the short story hahaha.

    • @adrian9901
      @adrian9901 5 місяців тому

      @@FloontzASMR Space vampire? Whoaa what are they up to..🛸

  • @OneArmASMR
    @OneArmASMR 5 місяців тому +6

    "How long is a piece of string?"
    Me half asleep: as long as it wants to be 😂
    Also, I don't know why, but I feel like if an orange wasn't orange... It would be red. 😅

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      I can see the blood orange 🩸🍊

  • @az.zuzur_
    @az.zuzur_ 5 місяців тому +1

    For the vanilla ice cream i think its because we use the vanilla thingy inside of it (like little seeds) and we mix them with milk but the white from the milk is more "powerfull" than the color of the vanilla so its white/beige
    Or we use arome/flavors

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 5 місяців тому +1

    I never thought about that queue thing

  • @Lelijone
    @Lelijone 5 місяців тому +10

    your content is great, but that first question was uncalled for 💀

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +2

      My sincerest apologies

  • @dasaucexcII
    @dasaucexcII 5 місяців тому +2

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 9K SUBS!🎊🎊🎊
    These questions are amazing a perfect way to start the day is with
    Confusing Questions.
    Unfortunately, I tried to post my answers but it says that my request has an invalid argument so I'll post my answers once I figure it out.
    P.s i figured it out. Lol

    • @dasaucexcII
      @dasaucexcII 5 місяців тому

      Q1.Are you breathing or blinking manually right now?
      A. Blinking no breathing yes
      Q2. Do you consider eyebrows facial hair?
      A. Yes they are on your face
      Q3. Why does grape taste like purple?
      A. Because every grape flavored drinks are made purple. Why don't they have green grape drinks? That's crazy how I don't associate green with grape flavor
      Q4. If you don't shower how long does it take you to get a scholarship?
      A. I have no idea what this even means hahaha. I would say a week tops
      Q5. If I ate myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?
      A. Disappear completely.
      Q6. Isn't the word que just the letter q followed by four silent letters?
      A. Holy shit yes it is!
      Q7. Where does the thkugh go when it's forgotten?
      A. It goes into a random spot in your brain waiting for something to triggers the thought. Or maybe our forgotten thoughts are our dreams. Either or
      Q8. Are kitty cats liquid?
      A. cats are both solid and liquid
      Q9. Why is a boxing ring square if it's a ring?
      A. Because squares are easier to build
      Q10. Do we ever do anything through consciousness choice alone or are we forever controlled from external stimulus or motive?
      A. I do a mixture of both. Sometime reality is forced and other times the weather has an effect on what I do. It just depends on the day.
      Q11. Who test when dogfood is ever improved?
      A. I would think they just have a dog food tester. sounds like horrible job.
      Q12. If you were an egg how would you prefer to be cracked?
      A. One handed crack into a cast iron pan all day!
      Q13. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
      A. I have no idea but I've always hated having to spell it.
      Q14. How long is a peace of string?
      A. There is no definition of how long a piece of string is. It could be 1ft to 100ft.
      Q15. Which orange came first?
      A. I think the color came first.
      Q16. If oranges didn't exist what color would the be?
      A. Red and yellow
      Q.17 why doesn't tarzan have beard?
      A. He made homage sharp knifes with obsidian rocks that he would shave with. He had memories of men from when he was a child and they were all clean shaven.
      Q18. Have you always had that?
      A. Yes I have
      Q19. Should I tell everyone or will you?
      A. I ain't telling nobody!
      Q20. Who taught the first ever teacher?
      A. The universe
      Q21.what fruit do you write with when you go shopping?
      A. Strawberry
      Q22. Why is it that doctors call ehat they do a practice?
      A. Because they are practicing on us. I suppose something new always pops up that they haven't done or dealt with before.
      Q23. What makes you, you.
      A. Free will and imagination
      Q24. What sort of person would you be of your left and right areas of your brain switched control?
      A I would be more logical and tad bit insane
      Q25. Is your oven on?
      A. Yes it's an electric oven
      Q26. Is your answer to this question no?
      A. my answer is yes
      Q27. How can you ever throw away a garbage can?
      A. Throw it in the garbage truck.
      Q28. Is sunscreen a type of mayonnaise or is mayonnaise a type sunscreen?
      A. Sunscreen is a type of mayonnaise. Still better than miracle whip
      Q29. Can nuclear forces ever stop existing?
      A. If they did we would have no planets,stars, or galaxies
      Q30. Why are you here at this very moment in your life?
      A. It is a chapter in my destiny to do what I am doing now. It is fate
      Q31. Why is being in a pool less gross than being into a pool?
      A. What you can't see doesn't gross you out haha
      Q32. If telescope use mirrors how do we know there are no space vampires?
      A. Because mirrors used to made with silver. so if they were out there we would know now because we font use silver in mirrors anymore.
      Q33. Is the e in tea silent?
      A. Yes it is
      Q.34 what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
      A. Nothing happens
      Q35. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
      A. No they contain milk
      Q36. When you take out the trash do raccoons bite or do you climb the mountain?
      A. raccoons bite
      Q37. Why is vanilla ice cream white while vanilla extract is Brown?
      A. vanilla ice cream is white because of milk. Extract is white because it's made from alcohol canilla bean pods which are dark. Shout out to the science guy but my mom taught me that. Lol
      Q37. Are soulmates a real thing?
      A. yes
      Q38. How come the wool on the sheep doesn't shrink when it rain?
      A. Because when the hair is still growing when it is in a sheep
      Q39. What's the purpose and meaning of time?
      A. To me there is no purpose. There are only sunrises and sunsets
      Q40. Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep?
      A. Because they sleep in a nest
      Q41. If you hate all the haters doesn't that mean you hate yourself?
      A. Yes that is why you have to love your haters.
      Q42. How do you expect the unexpected.
      A. By excepting that some things are just out of your control.
      Q43. Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
      A. because the bottle doesn't have air till you open it.
      Q44. How many holes does a straw have?
      A. One
      Q45. Why do they call them fingers?
      A. this one stumped me I have no fucking idea why but I'll look into it after I finish these questions.
      Q46. How High up does the sky start?
      69 miles up
      Q47. Why is the alphabet ordered the way that it is who decided the order of the alphabet?
      A.some random dudes in Syria most likely.
      Q48. What shape is your field of vision?
      A. Pyramid
      Q49. Why does anything exist?
      A . because everything that does exist was meant to exist.
      Q.50 why is the exact definition of perfect health?
      A. To have no illnesses and to have peace of mind

    • @dasaucexcII
      @dasaucexcII 5 місяців тому

      Q51. When your soul leaves your body does it look like you?
      A. No. It is just energy in its pursuit form. I quess it could look like gas floating in the air
      Q52. Do you like water?
      A I fucking love water
      Q53. What color is your toothbrush?
      A its white and blue. And no it's not dirty
      Q54. Will people still drive in 20 years?
      A. Some people will but most people will ride in cars instead of drive
      Q55. If someone has braces on their teeth when they die are their braces removed?
      A. No they them on I hope lol
      Q56. Why do we have belly buttons for our entire life's?
      A. I suppose it's just a scar from the umbilical cord.
      Q57. Why are most cartoons sun's wearing sunglasses?
      A. Because the sun is too cool for school
      Q58. Do we all hear sounds the same?
      A. Yes unless you have a hearing aliment
      Q59. How would sell hot chocolate in Florida
      A. I would Say it has drugs in it
      Q60. What exist in nature that we aren't able to perceive or measure
      A. Ummmmmm love? Lol
      Q61. Where does you lap go when you stand up?
      A. Your lap transforms Into your thighs. So when you stand up your lap ceases to exist.
      Q62. Why do black olives come in cans why green olives come in cans?
      Green olives aren't ripe. Black olives are fully ripe.
      It is just so they have better shelf life due to the gas that non ripe fruit creates
      Q63. When exactly does it become tough shit?
      A. When the shit hits the fan. But it most likely is subjective
      Q64. Can cereal be considered soup
      A yes it is soup
      Q65. Why does time seem to flow in only one direction?
      A. Because time is closed the only way time can move is forward.
      Q66 why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
      A because it counts seconds
      Q67. Are you sure your not forgotten something?
      A. Yes! I forgot to take my daily vitamins. THANK YOU!
      Q68. Does it still itch.
      A it always does
      Q69. If a human being is genetically enhanced is it still human?
      A. Yes but people wouldn't consider them humans and they wouldn't have anything in common with humans so they will feel like they don't belong to humans
      Q70. Why is the objective of golf to play the least amount of golf
      A. It is to make it seem like the game is easier for you to play than others.
      Q71. Do caterpillars know that they are becoming butterflies or do they build the cocoons not knowing they will become a butterfly?
      A. They just build a cocoon because it is their natural instinct to do so.
      Q72. If your flying a canoe and one of the wheels falls off how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?
      A 58 because there are no bones in ice cream
      Q73. In the word scent which letter is silent?
      A. The s is silent
      Q74. Why do say you have a cold when your temperature goes up.
      A because when it's hot i want to be cold
      Q75. Are your socks untied?
      No they are tied
      Q76. Does birth order determine personality?
      A.No your personality is based on your environment
      Q77. What if your dreams are real and your daily life is the dream.
      A then I'm living the dream!
      Q78. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary will you ever know it.
      A.no
      Q.79 why do snakes and spiders so repulsive to everyone?
      A because it has been programmed in our brain that those things are venomous and could lead to death
      Q80 can you cry underwater.
      A yes
      Q90 a bunch of kitty cats jump on each other is it still called a dog pile
      A yes
      Q91 what would a room of mirrors look like if there was nothing inside of the room to make a reflection?
      A it would just be a dark room
      Q92 would time continue if everything in the world was frozen?
      A there would just be sunrises and sunsets
      Q93 what would water look like if the sky didn't exist?
      AThe water would look black
      Q94 do cannibals think clowns taste funny?
      A no but they laugh while eating them
      Q95 what is the goal of humanity?
      A to survive
      Q96. Why are caregivers and caretakers the same thing?
      A because they provide support for people
      Q97. How much would you charge to wash all the windows in Seattle?
      A. five bucks a window
      98. Can you have a daydream at nighttime?
      A Depends on when you wake up?
      Q how old is the youngest grandfather in your family?
      A 69 years old. I don't have a grandfather but that's my quess
      Q99 are you aware of your tounge
      A Yes. I am aware 247
      Q100. When you are talking to yourself what's the difference between you that's talking and you that's listening?
      A when you talk to yourself you are taking in your surroundings when you listen to yourself you are controlled by what's going in in your head
      Q101. What does water taste like?
      A taste like I am drinking from the fountain of youth.

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      Thank you so much 💕💕💕 you’ve really believed from the beginning, thank you for being here

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      THEY CONTAIN MILK

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      Did you take your daily vitamins today

  • @jamesmagnus8973
    @jamesmagnus8973 5 місяців тому

    This episode alone is worth a sub!

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      Welcome James, glad to see you 💕💕💕

  • @joanofarcreal
    @joanofarcreal 4 місяці тому +1

    i like answering in comment sections so here we are:
    1. well i am now :(
    2. in a literal sense yes, but not really
    3. linguistic association. i am a linguistics nerd
    4. twice as long as it usually would
    5. you’d die so it wouldn’t matter. also you can’t eat your bones
    6. it kind of is, yeah
    7. the nether
    8. cats are liquid. there’s a whole video game series about that!
    9. ring is an inclusive word if u think about it
    10. conscious choice exists yeah
    11. who tests what? sorry i checked my notifications and i didn’t catch what you said
    12. kill me quick
    13. abbreviation abbreviation abbreviation abbreviation
    14. half as long as two pieces of string
    15. i’m pretty sure it was the fruit?
    16. orange…?
    17. i never watched tarzan idk maybe he shaves
    18. yeah i was born with it … or maybe it’s maybelline
    19. scotty’s gotta know, go tell scotty, or i’ll tell him myseeeelf, scotty doesn’t knooooow so don’t tell scottyyyy
    20. i did
    21. an apple pencil hahahahahahah please laugh
    22. i forgot :)
    22.5 wait a second!!!!
    23. my autism
    24. embarrassingly i don’t really know my lefts and rights so not much would change
    25. i have OCD and it’s 2am don’t do this to me
    26. yes
    27. bigger garbage can…?
    28. neither. don’t eat sunscreen. don’t put mayonnaise on your skin.
    29. maybe one day!
    30. bored and not tired

  • @RuthEllis-kd7dw
    @RuthEllis-kd7dw 5 місяців тому

    the thumbnail is everything!😂

  • @alisonthacker5697
    @alisonthacker5697 5 місяців тому +3

    How asmr feels when you’re about to fall asleep

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      Yesss my thoughts exactly

  • @hamza3065
    @hamza3065 5 місяців тому

    This was awesome. Thanks.

  • @shadow_pig9034
    @shadow_pig9034 5 місяців тому +1

    In my honest opinion, the alphabet is the way it is because it starts with the popular and cool letters, the next group is kinda overshadowed by their peers, but are still popular, the rest are the middle men. They're there and you're most likely to run into them more often that the popular ones, and at the end are the rejects and weirdoes, along with the ones that stay near them because they either borderline belong there, or they feel bad for the rejects.
    In other words, it's order was based on a vibe check.

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      I’ve never seen this proposed before but I completely agree

  • @gaga8956
    @gaga8956 4 місяці тому +1

    If Lana del Rey and Lauren German had a child it would look like you..

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  4 місяці тому +1

      I had to look up Lauren German, i was pleasantly surprised 💓 thank you

  • @AriAsmrr
    @AriAsmrr 4 місяці тому +1

    For anyone curious:
    “ The sky begins at the surface of the Earth, where the atmosphere starts and the Earth and ocean end. The sky is the unobstructed view upward from the Earth's surface and includes the atmosphere and outer space”
    Edit- Yeah, I don’t understand the second part either.😆😭

  • @XMissCupCakejeee
    @XMissCupCakejeee 4 місяці тому

    Your smile is stunning

  • @tanvirrahman1917
    @tanvirrahman1917 5 місяців тому

    Hey there,I got a question for you: How come you have an amazing voice? ❤

  • @hunterbraund8156
    @hunterbraund8156 5 місяців тому

    "Why are you here in this very moment"?
    A: i like to watch floontz ASMR
    "Fate found us"
    A: fate is liken to a woman, but i would prefer fortune because i am not in that way inclined

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      I prefer fortune too, for many reasons ❤️‍🔥 to fortuna

  • @alisonthacker5697
    @alisonthacker5697 5 місяців тому

    These are my answers to all of these questions 🩰
    1. Pink, always true
    2. She goes back and forth but for now, no totally subconsciously.
    3. Yes
    4. 7x7= purple so grape also taste like purple but only on Thursdays
    5. 2.5 minutes
    6. You would disappear (good luck finding my waste)
    7. Absolutely not
    8. Same place the socks and hair ties go
    9. They’re whatever they want to be
    10. Bc men
    11. I’m just a girl idk
    12. Me, lowkey that stuff hits
    13. On the counter but hard and on my back 🩰
    14. Why is dyslexia so hard to spell
    15. Legends say it doesn’t end
    16. The fruit cannot exist without the color but the color can exist outside of the fruit so therefore the color.
    17. She gives periwinkle
    18. He’s very hygienic!
    19. What my waist? Yeah sorry I ate a salad earlier so
    20. You tell I’m to scared
    21. Me.
    22. Blueberries
    23. If smth goes wrong they have a failsafe
    24. Probably me
    25. A criminal
    26. Now that you mention it I’m feelin a little toasty
    27. … no
    28. I’ve been trying for YEARS
    29. Yes
    30. Again just a girl
    31. Got kicked out of my home (the garage truck)
    32. Stereotypes.
    33. Shhhh don’t reveal secret
    34. Up for interpretation
    35. They kiss 😚
    36. I’d pay to see that
    37. Both
    38. Dairy products???
    39. Yes ma’am
    40. bc they’re just so cozy
    41. To show you that things and people change and that’s a really beautiful thing
    42. Nests 🪺
    43. That’s deep
    44. I do it bc I’m Batman
    45. They have a truce going on atm
    46. One. I’ll fight anyone on this
    47. Bc it’s correct
    48. Where the clouds start imo
    49. I have no idea but they should pat themselves on the back bc that tune goes so hard
    50. A bean!
    51. bc Jesus loves us
    52. Nothings perfect so nothing
    53. Ur soul looks like your inner self imo
    54. Yes ma’am
    55. Green but I wanted a pink one like the alphabet
    56. Who knows
    57. I would think
    58. It would be weirder if it just disappeared
    59. They’re insecure
    60. RAH what does that sound like
    61. Sprinkle it on the beaches so they get it everywhere and inevitably into their liquid of choice
    62. Just. A. Girl.
    63. Same place as my waist, the forgotten thoughts, the socks and the hair ties
    64. Ones poor ones rich
    65. The food we eat
    66. Nonononono.
    67. Bc she never stops
    68. Huh
    69. Definitely am thanks
    70. I have eczema so yes!
    71. Yes
    72. Nope
    73. Rich people man
    74. Yeah he says he knows
    75. 75 Pieces of French toast
    76. Q
    77. English man
    78. You know it
    79. Yes.
    80. We’d me living in a time loop wouldn’t we?
    81. Yes
    82. Bc they have an attitude
    83. Ill try later and let you know
    84. Yes
    85. A mirror
    86. Yes
    87. Clear babes
    88. Why… why would I know that??? It’s not like I’ve tried or anything….
    89. Live.
    90. English man
    91. It would cost how ever much money it is
    92. Yes
    93. Well he’s dead thanks for bringing up those joyful memories
    94. Yes she doesn’t fit and it’s bothering me
    95. One gets me the other talks to me
    96. Water
    97. I’m abt too
    Guys I spent an hour on this and i counted wrong 😀

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      I loved reading the answers though
      75 pieces of French toast ❤️‍🔥

  • @grantallan983
    @grantallan983 5 місяців тому +4

    Forgotten thoughts are natures deleted comments.

  • @artsyland6885
    @artsyland6885 5 місяців тому

    Omg! We said banana at the same time lol

  • @ishikawa7077
    @ishikawa7077 4 місяці тому

    Yall saying the fruit orange came first but orange is a color meaning that humans wouldve seen this color long before seeing an orange tree. They might not have had a name for the color but it'd had been seen before

  • @joneszzy6189
    @joneszzy6189 18 днів тому

    if an oranges didn't exist what color would thay be INVSABLE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @4displayxx
    @4displayxx 4 місяці тому

    “are kitty cats liquid?”
    “only on tuesdays..?”
    HELP?😭

  • @sydneyh-y7d
    @sydneyh-y7d 5 місяців тому +3

    all of the above

  • @choibyeol_neverland_official
    @choibyeol_neverland_official 4 місяці тому

    haha jokes on you i AM the confusion
    no wait what

  • @ng990
    @ng990 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm so confused😵‍💫

  • @robweis9
    @robweis9 3 місяці тому

    23:50 the answer is false, there are no bones in ice cream.

  • @SILENTWITNESS89
    @SILENTWITNESS89 5 місяців тому +4

    Confuse me?
    My dear, I have ADHD and autism. This s*** does not confuse me. These are some very deep and philosophical questions!😂❤

  • @Kidgamer67
    @Kidgamer67 2 місяці тому

    I really love the color 8 its my fsv color of the alphabet

  • @-Dana_
    @-Dana_ 5 місяців тому +1

    I don’t know why but for the “if I eat myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely” question I actually think that you would become half the size of yourself, cause you’d be half through eating yourself and maybe you digested a bit of yourself but then you’d probably die or not be able to continue…now that I’m thinking about it, I actually want to stop thinking about because ew

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      This painted a very vivid picture in my mind 💖✨✨ hehe

  • @bell-collector5772
    @bell-collector5772 5 місяців тому

    If I ate myself I’d die bc realistically id bleed out and die before I’m able to fully eat myself

  • @bijaybhujel65
    @bijaybhujel65 5 місяців тому

    are you left handed person, cos some of those questions are exactly my questions that i ask to myself.

  • @Anakit637
    @Anakit637 4 місяці тому

    To the question shy does everything exist,
    Why does nothing not exist?

  • @cow9805
    @cow9805 4 місяці тому

    The bellybutton isn’t going to just heal and close up. Not an expert but I’m pretty sure it’s still attached to our stomachs it’s just much shorter now. Also I’d like to think it’s still there to remind us of the time we spent in our mothers’ wombs

  • @AriAsmrr
    @AriAsmrr 4 місяці тому +1

    Why are you here at this moment in your life?
    -Because I gave a stupid boy a chance to be a dad.😢

  • @pinkeynb
    @pinkeynb 5 місяців тому

    1. Now I am
    2. No
    3. Probably some kind of social training
    4. Maybe2 days 45 minutes 15 seconds and .3 nano
    5. Disappear
    6.quee?
    7. With the train
    8. The cat I live with is liquid on Thursdays to
    8.men created it
    9. Both
    10. Scientists
    11. Slam dunked
    12. The government
    13. Atleast 1
    14. The fruit
    15. Blue
    16. He shaves with a sharp stick
    17. No I havnt always had it
    18. I couldn’t hear you
    19. Her mom
    20. A mango
    21.for legal reasons
    22.my consciousness
    23. Beyoncé
    24. No I double checked
    25. Yes
    26.in a dumpster
    27. Sunscreen is a mayonnaise. My body is the bread
    28. Not with capitalism
    29. I need to sleep
    30. There both disgusting
    31. We do, I met a nice one named bill
    32. If you spell it tea then yes but tee, then no?
    33.it explodes
    34. No! Especially not the bear shaped ones
    35.no
    36. Bill bye actually invented vanilla
    37. Yes hopefully
    38. Because it soaks up all the water
    39. Ask Winston
    40. They also have homes to
    41. You got that right.
    42. Look into the future
    43. Good question
    44. 72 holes
    45.you don’t there digits or extremities
    46. Atleast 2
    47.the song sounds better in that order
    48. An oval, my eyes are shaped crazy
    49. Humans created it all unfortunately
    50. A beating heart snd good vitals
    51. No it’s your vibe aura
    52.no
    53. Blue and needs a brush swap
    54. No we’ll float. Maybe Obama will tho
    55. No
    55. Because the doctor didn’t cut the umbilical cord correctly
    56. Because their to. Cool for school
    57. I hear everyone’s thoughts so yes
    58. Put Ice in it
    59.how fast ants can’t run
    60. I put it in my pocket

  • @Rwarasaurus-2001Kitten
    @Rwarasaurus-2001Kitten 5 місяців тому

    What would you be if your left and right brain were switched - me Dead ....
    Alsothe ovenquestion was uncalled for now i have to get out of bed and check

  • @SakshiiiGuptaaa
    @SakshiiiGuptaaa 5 місяців тому +1

    Girllll u r amazing 😮🥰...but now my brain is not braining 🥴😂🫡

  • @buckbuck3236
    @buckbuck3236 5 місяців тому +1

    Shouldn’t the word palindrome be one ?.
    What do blind peoples dreams look like ?.
    What came first orange or orange ?.

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +2

      The orange is in there! 🍊🧡

  • @autumndrock
    @autumndrock 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm like half asleep rn and my brain is like : *brain exe has stopped working*
    👁👄👁

  • @Gynsy
    @Gynsy 5 місяців тому

    i speed at night

  • @GameCrazy239
    @GameCrazy239 5 місяців тому

    Why do we call them fingertips but not toe tips…

  • @Opylesh
    @Opylesh 5 місяців тому

    You had me run through my house at 5am to check if my oven was on because i was worried i left it on 😅

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      Omg I’m so sorry

    • @Opylesh
      @Opylesh 5 місяців тому

      dont worry about it lol

  • @titanicstowaway5899
    @titanicstowaway5899 5 місяців тому

    Can a vegetarian eat a Venus fly trap?

  • @AlonsoSaav
    @AlonsoSaav 5 місяців тому +2

    I gotta stop falling in love with you, but its getting harder with each video you release! I am listening to this while i work but I am excited to sleep to this video tonight!

    • @DonkeyOnAUnicycle
      @DonkeyOnAUnicycle 5 місяців тому +4

      Bro what

    • @Tyrael17X
      @Tyrael17X 5 місяців тому +2

      If this is real I would strongly advise to stop watching the videos

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому +1

      I hope you had a pleasant sleep 💕

  • @soggywert
    @soggywert 5 місяців тому

    All fun and games but that first question just sent me back to all those sessions of therapy getting over those compulsions 💀 nothing against you, I just find it crazy that was the first question

  • @margots573
    @margots573 5 місяців тому

    You look like Julia Roberts :)

  • @saulcervantes2287
    @saulcervantes2287 5 місяців тому

    Damn this girl is cute asf

  • @Videoswithsoarin
    @Videoswithsoarin 5 місяців тому

    why does her face look so strange

    • @FloontzASMR
      @FloontzASMR  5 місяців тому

      Let me know when you figure it out 💗