COMEDIANS vs FEMINISM #5 (Andrew Schulz, Owen Benjamin)

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    COMEDIANS vs FEMINISM #5 (Andrew Schulz, Owen Benjamin)
    Fifth compilation of comedians joking against feminism (Andrew Schulz, Owen Benjamin etc.)
    In this video we have Andrew Schulz vs Feminism, Owen Benjamin vs Feminism and some other less known Comedians vs Feminism.
    #comediansvsfeminism #sjw #rekt
    Source:
    • Video
    • Feminism Is Convenient...
    • Comedian VS Feminist H...
    • Open Mic Comedian Luke...
    • Andrew Schulz owns fem...
    • Women's March on Londo...
    Sound effects obtained from www.zapsplat.com
    feminist cringe, feminist owned, feminist fail, feminist cringe compilation, feminist karma, feminist get rekt, comedians vs feminism, comedians vs feminists
    Intro Music:
    Song Title: Wolf
    Artist: Jeremy L
    / izmejeremy
    Intro Credit:
    www.trebennett....

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  • @nikeyB02
    @nikeyB02 5 років тому +8449

    These women can't take a joke but these men can take assault

    • @CHNO-un5zo
      @CHNO-un5zo 5 років тому +43

      nikeyB02 its nikey the feminist

    • @ttvphilswifft8682
      @ttvphilswifft8682 5 років тому +201

      Most Women but not all are psychologically unfit to take criticism, physically assaulting another human being instead of being civil and calmly talking things out is simple proof of this but if you want to go one step further and test this theory out for yourself just scream "women are bad at taking criticism!" In a crowded public place and wait for someone to come up to you. If they talk to you rationally then great they passed the test but if they dump hot coffee on your expensive camera phone because their offended then you have yourself an irrational birdbrained feminazi that didn't even come close to passing the test at all lol 🤣

    • @jordonmartin8034
      @jordonmartin8034 5 років тому +144

      Marlene Motionless actually if you haven’t been paying attention to politics and studies I think the more popular opinion is that women commit more acts of violence towards men than vice versa. Due to society, women actually think it’s ok or that they’re justified when they hit a man. In fact, just think of a normal scenario where a man and female begin arguing loudly in public. Imagine that the women then makes a disgusted face and then slaps the man five times. You’re most likely thinking “man, what did that guy do to piss her off?” /:

    • @maltesefalcon4221
      @maltesefalcon4221 5 років тому +75

      @@MarA-bn7ub men are more aggressive by nature due to testosterone which women don't have, a quality all women look for in a mate as it provides protection. I think the point trying to be made is that this woman overreacted and used violence when it was definitely not necessary.
      I don't know what country you are from but in mine the statistics regarding domestic violence are pretty close to 50%-50%, the difference being male towards female violence is taken very seriously a nd often ends up with prison time, on the other hand female towards male violence is seen as funny, there are many videos online showing this, other men often come to a woman's aid if being attacked in public rarely does it happen with women. In my vicinity there are 14 shelters for women suffering domestic abuse, not even one for men. So a bit of empathy from women goes a long way and is greatly appreciated, the argument doesn't always have to be made into a debate about who has it worse. Anyway, I've gone on more then I intended, have a good day and don't take my comments personally, take care of yourself, bye.

    • @ttvphilswifft8682
      @ttvphilswifft8682 5 років тому +34

      @@MarA-bn7ub there's several traits that women have that men don't have and vice versa I'm not pinning anything on anyone I'm just speaking from experience because I'm a guy and I can laugh at my failures and accept them instead of going off the handle and assaulting someone. I'm not trying to start anything with you or anyone else over a gender argument because that's pointless

  • @bogeyonyour6763
    @bogeyonyour6763 5 років тому +10096

    “I honestly don’t believe women belong in the kitchen...because the greatest chefs are men” -a true legend

    • @jerseyshore5545
      @jerseyshore5545 4 роки тому +227

      Omfg yes dude I'm using the fuck outa that

    • @rukas2961
      @rukas2961 4 роки тому +49

      That was legend lmao

    • @nepzel42069
      @nepzel42069 4 роки тому +15

      Lol

    • @hyperbolicraider4848
      @hyperbolicraider4848 4 роки тому +106

      Bogey on your 6 Feminist: That’s sexist
      “How? Are you sayin you belong in the kitchen?”
      Feminist: Ah-well-no-... RAPE

    • @AbcDef-jq2ue
      @AbcDef-jq2ue 4 роки тому +13

      #MGTOW

  • @scott2bgaming843
    @scott2bgaming843 4 роки тому +5943

    thats the first time ive seen a woman give a man a drink

    • @dun0790
      @dun0790 4 роки тому +95

      If that counts they give them all the time around me

    • @tinoquintanilla6878
      @tinoquintanilla6878 4 роки тому +28

      @@Darloss9508 Thats overreacting tho.

    • @Darloss9508
      @Darloss9508 4 роки тому +6

      @@tinoquintanilla6878 it is, but people get punched in the face for disrespecting other people so I say he got out lightly

    • @Darloss9508
      @Darloss9508 4 роки тому +9

      @@thiccmilkdaddy8072 me no dumbass, me smart, me no get angry, me big brain, me no emotion only logice.

    • @Darloss9508
      @Darloss9508 4 роки тому +1

      @Rafael Acosta yeap

  • @randyh.7782
    @randyh.7782 3 роки тому +1425

    If a male in an audience walked up to a female comic, while she was performing, and poured his drink on her head, and then threw his glass at her chest, he would've ended up in handcuffs.

    • @stankgertrude9951
      @stankgertrude9951 3 роки тому +145

      For rape or sexual harassment

    • @cringeaholic4082
      @cringeaholic4082 3 роки тому +10

      @@stankgertrude9951 😂

    • @lordolie
      @lordolie 3 роки тому +58

      And whole line of 10 women on a me too movement

    • @Mike_294
      @Mike_294 3 роки тому +45

      Screw that man he would've ended up in the hospital watch how quick guys get defensive when a random woman is getting assaulted by another guy

    • @vedantdighe4278
      @vedantdighe4278 3 роки тому +4

      Damn, I never heard girl having chest...

  • @Akiraspin
    @Akiraspin 5 років тому +4980

    "If you can't take a joke. You might be one."

  • @jeffreymoespot5402
    @jeffreymoespot5402 4 роки тому +535

    NEVER heckle a comedian! That's asking them to fight on their turf!

  • @yameensekandari3302
    @yameensekandari3302 5 років тому +4520

    What’s the difference between a feminist and a train?
    *a train knows when to stop*

  • @estebansteverincon7117
    @estebansteverincon7117 4 роки тому +490

    Feminists are 'strong' and 'powerful,' but as soon as someone pokes fun at them, all that goes away. Isn't that _amazing?_

  • @93Cammy93
    @93Cammy93 5 років тому +3168

    I really struggle to watch comedy when the swear words are censored. How old are we? 12?

    • @heretical_cuttlefish
      @heretical_cuttlefish 5 років тому +143

      93Cammy93 Blame UA-cam

    • @Valaso-Osalav
      @Valaso-Osalav 4 роки тому +160

      its how society treats everyone because political correctness and woke bullshit.

    • @RaynaDJ
      @RaynaDJ 4 роки тому +20

      Had to turn off because of this.

    • @santoscolon530
      @santoscolon530 4 роки тому +3

      93Cammy93 tru

    • @ricchy404
      @ricchy404 4 роки тому

      @@Valaso-Osalav wym woke bullshit like theres a difference from being actually "woke" and just stating the obvious. and most woke ppl point out that society is getting softer nowadays

  • @retrorenaissance9497
    @retrorenaissance9497 5 років тому +1793

    ive always believed that if you cant take a joke, you are one

  • @evansmith8908
    @evansmith8908 5 років тому +1051

    Dont let this video distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +71

      If SpongeBob was a woman he would only have gotten 51 cents.

    • @Speculector
      @Speculector 4 роки тому +17

      for every crab that gets his millionth dollar a flying dutchman gets 62 cents.
      this is the tragic reality of our society, it truely speaks volumes.

    • @babushka7888
      @babushka7888 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I did

    • @shauryaa.6
      @shauryaa.6 3 роки тому +2

      @@babushka7888 why man

    • @colonialp9
      @colonialp9 3 роки тому +1

      Bro leave my boi SpinchDroy alone😭

  • @jonno7249
    @jonno7249 5 років тому +2173

    "Thats what we call improv " LMAO

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +127

      I would buy that guy a beer on the spot

    • @bananacupkakes9344
      @bananacupkakes9344 4 роки тому +39

      That was a nice comeback

    • @Price_keir
      @Price_keir 3 роки тому +14

      Legend. See the difference between a man and a women

    • @CultishLamb
      @CultishLamb 3 роки тому +8

      @Old Boy tru

    • @bird_gang_az9598
      @bird_gang_az9598 3 роки тому +12

      @Old Boy Remember if there’s a issue, here’s a tissue.

  • @bevgilmore1996
    @bevgilmore1996 5 років тому +443

    That first dude was such a legend for taking it so well!

    • @EvanjPrice
      @EvanjPrice 3 роки тому +9

      He knew if he did anything back he would be arrested

  • @marcusbelanger3489
    @marcusbelanger3489 5 років тому +396

    “You’re not gonna ruin our time in hell too!” 😂 genius

  • @Lilliz91
    @Lilliz91 5 років тому +1065

    I’m a female engineer and we are not generally feminists. Like no. Feminists do not pick a field Like that. Too much chemistry, physics and math.

    • @justpassingby2932
      @justpassingby2932 5 років тому +110

      too much thinking, they can't process it XD

    • @hammyjammy
      @hammyjammy 5 років тому +5

      Chemistry?

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 5 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @AllThingsCubey
      @AllThingsCubey 5 років тому +12

      Every girl I've met who's gone into STEM in the UK bar one or two is a pretty looney feminist tbh.

    • @hammyjammy
      @hammyjammy 5 років тому +4

      @@AllThingsCubey holy...... U guys have it hard

  • @m.fheagle3286
    @m.fheagle3286 5 років тому +4485

    What’s the difference between feminism and a knife?
    A knife has a point.

    • @ironicprofilepic6367
      @ironicprofilepic6367 5 років тому +51

      @ZaC kWinz oh shit, that's pretty good!!!

    • @ThrillbertMusic
      @ThrillbertMusic 5 років тому +17

      @ZaC kWinz ahhh shietttt son wp hahaha

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 5 років тому +69

      Matthew Heagle a knife is useful

    • @aussiepuppet5250
      @aussiepuppet5250 5 років тому +87

      Whats the difference between a feminist and a handgun
      A handgun only has 1 trigger.

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 5 років тому +39

      Aussie Puppet a handgun actually serves a purpose

  • @iambottube97
    @iambottube97 4 роки тому +601

    Feminist: ➡️ Equal Rights
    Feminist: ⬅️ Equal Responsibilitys

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 роки тому +40

      but it's not even equal rights, feminists want the right to have workplace quotas etc, which a man could never get (unless he was a minority), what they want is *superior* rights

    • @robertbabic80
      @robertbabic80 3 роки тому +9

      @@AeneasGemini privileges? is this the word you are looking for?

    • @surendra201263
      @surendra201263 3 роки тому +2

      Nope .....no.....no responsibility....never asking for...but asking
      for ..... authority only........

    • @Gk1lo
      @Gk1lo 3 роки тому +1

      equal rights, equal fights

  • @mattymurphy529
    @mattymurphy529 5 років тому +1052

    the women who threw a drink on the guy has the emotional resilience of a child and the intelligence to match why go to those shows in the first place.

    • @LettuceBunnies
      @LettuceBunnies 5 років тому +4

      Yep

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 років тому +22

      Hope she got arrested and spent a night in jail.

    • @royalzak2670
      @royalzak2670 5 років тому +41

      his jokes weren't even rude or offensive. he just wanted to make banana bread with her.

    • @v-town1980
      @v-town1980 5 років тому +30

      Exactly. I always say Western society treats it's women like children. Always give them what they want, tell them they're great, and never tell them they're wrong or made a mistake.

    • @aware5358
      @aware5358 5 років тому +4

      v-town1980 That’s a great analogy.

  • @veziop
    @veziop 5 років тому +445

    that pound joke was brilliant

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +1

      That's what it said to me when I was 29

    • @-NemoMeImpuneLacessit
      @-NemoMeImpuneLacessit 4 роки тому +1

      Unless you are British

    • @apolloaero
      @apolloaero 4 роки тому

      @Maxx Kroes bs, I'm 23 and it was pound for me too

    • @Baalaaxa
      @Baalaaxa 4 роки тому

      Yup, I'm the official joke police, and that shit was hilarious.

  • @kilo1205
    @kilo1205 5 років тому +217

    lol when that guy said women don't belong in the kitchen because the greatest chefs are men. What a legend.

  • @Differenshit
    @Differenshit 5 років тому +434

    Thats called improv.. that is a proffesional

    • @Mr0supra0
      @Mr0supra0 5 років тому +2

      Besides that, I'm a straight guy and can say that the dude is a proper stud. She probably got shellshocked that that caliber of a guy even noticed her...who knows...

  • @payner429
    @payner429 5 років тому +1299

    Wanna here a joke?
    *FEMENISM*

    • @rhett-says-hullo4229
      @rhett-says-hullo4229 5 років тому +85

      Right now, your spelling is the joke I’m sorry😂

    • @davidzepeda332
      @davidzepeda332 4 роки тому +30

      @@rhett-says-hullo4229 I'm sorry, your the joke.

    • @rhett-says-hullo4229
      @rhett-says-hullo4229 4 роки тому +5

      David Zepeda cool

    • @fongchye1946
      @fongchye1946 4 роки тому +7

      Kalhi Puvitharan you don‘t get the joke m8

    • @a-aron4tw849
      @a-aron4tw849 4 роки тому +1

      Ya, out of 5 words which you wrote you managed to spell two correctly so..

  • @Titan-qc1og
    @Titan-qc1og 4 роки тому +385

    “You still bleed once a month so jokes on you”

  • @ultimatea.b189
    @ultimatea.b189 5 років тому +808

    I honestly have a great respect for these comedians I would have literally attacked one of those women.

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 4 роки тому +34

      @daniel ndungutripp
      Don't beat em up..
      A bitch slap is enough that way they know their place..
      Pimp lesson 101

    • @williamtibbetts8258
      @williamtibbetts8258 4 роки тому +13

      Taken the mic stand and beat the fuck outa her

    • @asiyaehsan1682
      @asiyaehsan1682 4 роки тому +5

      Yall gotta calm down. Ur going to jail for years. I , on the other hand, may have half the time in there. Its self defense. Btw, knocked out, bruised, or......yk

    • @jmpm-tz1so
      @jmpm-tz1so 4 роки тому

      @@myman8336 didnt shaun conery said that?

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 4 роки тому +12

      @@asiyaehsan1682 It's worth going to jail, also if someone smacks you smacking them back is pretty important, for both of you. For you because you stood up for yourself, for them because they know they can't get away with it

  • @Fatkid1190
    @Fatkid1190 5 років тому +2514

    4:24 I honestly don’t believe women don’t belong in the kitchen............ because the greatest chefs are men!
    Lmao 😂 that made my night

    • @ronswanson1149
      @ronswanson1149 5 років тому +18

      Stolen from ali g. Still gold tho 😂

    • @heatherjnel6637
      @heatherjnel6637 5 років тому +10

      I'd say that's because men tend to be more like engineers & competitive and women are just trying to keep you alive and not look for praise.

    • @chambersr1176
      @chambersr1176 5 років тому +9

      ...and Don Rickles stole it from me

    • @hippiegrinder6692
      @hippiegrinder6692 5 років тому +25

      Why did God make women with small feet? So they could stand closer to the sink!!!!

    • @hippiegrinder6692
      @hippiegrinder6692 5 років тому

      @@flymeawayy hmmmmm.... it's possible

  • @trentonhamilton645
    @trentonhamilton645 4 роки тому +213

    My message to all these so called feminists out there:
    If you don't like getting offended, don't buy tickets for stand up comedy.
    Because when you get in your feelings, you will get exposed for buffoonery.
    💯

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 роки тому +16

      I am a 231 pounds fatass. In my country people are so overly sensitive that they won't even make fun of me even if I ridicule myself. I am fully aware of how I look and I won't get offeneded if people make fun of it. I am what you could call a self made men. There was a time when I weighed 187 pounds and was rather fit and it's not like I can't get back to these times if I just work off my lazy ass. Nobody shoveld all the fast food and sweets down my throat, I did that myself. But I never felt bad about it because I enjoyed all that junk food and I know that I can just stop and get back to my former self by working out. The reason why these people are getting so offended is because they are denying themselves. You will never get over your complexes if you can't stay in front of a mirror and face your true self

    • @MasterLollipop
      @MasterLollipop 4 роки тому +9

      @@pandaman1331 Very well said. Much respect and support from me, fatty.

    • @poyo0000
      @poyo0000 4 роки тому +3

      Cheers bro, I'll drink to that

    • @Baalaaxa
      @Baalaaxa 4 роки тому +5

      @@pandaman1331 Cheers man. You're 100% correct, and I respect people who have the guts to laugh at themselves. Even if no one else does. Sometimes that awkward silence and frowns are totally worth it. 😂

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 4 роки тому +1

      @@Baalaaxa It's not like I was always this fat and it defenitely isn't like I can't change it. I am not the kind of person who makes excuses for his own shortcomings and laziness. The idea was to ridicule myself to motive me to lose weight. Turns out that it didn't work it rather made me feel comfortable in my skin even more xD

  • @gideonlogan6648
    @gideonlogan6648 5 років тому +387

    Guy that got the drink poured on him handled it like a champ. I would've socked the soul outta that girl. That would be some real equality for ya

    • @danielbeckstead5668
      @danielbeckstead5668 5 років тому +35

      if a guy through a drink in another guys face it would be on like donkey Kong, but because it's a girl we're supposed to be oh honey it's ok I forgive you, she gets away with it cause she has a vagina. 0 accountability not to mention responsibility for their reasoning & lack of respect,. because they want equality but only on their terms, & they wonder y men in today's society are losing respect & interest in relationshits with them. feminism has destroyed modern society...

    • @shiro_mafaalu1540
      @shiro_mafaalu1540 5 років тому +8

      STRONGLY AGGREED

    • @mosk_pr
      @mosk_pr 5 років тому +8

      What did he do wrong anyways? these feminists cant handle anything smh

    • @dylanacarroll760
      @dylanacarroll760 5 років тому +2

      Dump tequila or whiskey on her 😂😂 😂😂 😂

    • @305grant8
      @305grant8 2 роки тому +7

      Feminist like that deserve equal rights and lefts👊

  • @bennyboyblack689
    @bennyboyblack689 4 роки тому +391

    The whole idea of the second comedians joke was irony, leading with a sexually charged comment to lead it into a note about how she's a whole human being and not a sex object.
    In that womans mind though, it was *"MAN MENTION SEX TO WOMAN. ME STOP LISTENING NOW AND THINK HOW ME ASSAULT MAN"*

  • @Ganon999
    @Ganon999 5 років тому +190

    Chivalry didn't die, it was murdered... by Women.

    • @personalpersonal9356
      @personalpersonal9356 5 років тому +5

      @Ariel Wainzinger ... No ... By most women in general .

    • @alicejones8499
      @alicejones8499 5 років тому +3

      It was murdered by feminists; I like chivalry.

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears 5 років тому

      Sparky Robinson whilst your UA-camr name encompasses both my maiden name, and my mother’s maiden name.....I have to pull you up! It’s not women who killed chivalry....it’s FEMINISTS that killed chivalry! Good name btw.....awesome! 👍🏻

    • @v-town1980
      @v-town1980 5 років тому +1

      And chivalry is buried next to lady-like.

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears 5 років тому

      v-town1980 would you use chivalry with a woman who is ladylike?

  • @hikaruishida1420
    @hikaruishida1420 5 років тому +439

    "Who do you think built this stage"
    *D E S T R U C T I O N*
    *1 0 0*

    • @davidortiz3094
      @davidortiz3094 5 років тому +3

      It was definitely not no woman

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 5 років тому +2

      A rather large lesbian with a tool belt.

    • @outl0ud555
      @outl0ud555 5 років тому +11

      C O N S T R U C T I O N
      100

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 5 років тому

      @Yafet Shibeshi A club that can afford 11 people to build a set??? Where is this land of plenty?

    • @i-asiahfrazier6812
      @i-asiahfrazier6812 4 роки тому

      Robots... definitely robots

  • @marinemccord1059
    @marinemccord1059 4 роки тому +111

    The thing I love is that if the woman was on stage and the man did it...they wouldn’t want equality, they’d want him in jail for life 🤷‍♂️

    • @Maraien
      @Maraien 4 роки тому

      Deserves more likes

    • @Maraien
      @Maraien 4 роки тому +1

      Only 12 likes? Needs more

    • @shaziamumtaz8414
      @shaziamumtaz8414 2 роки тому

      She would be in a jail too if he call cops but no he didn't thats the problem

  • @stro6124
    @stro6124 5 років тому +508

    Do they know the definition of a comedian?
    Heck I even make racist jokes with my friends all the time and we’re cool

    • @jesuschrist7080
      @jesuschrist7080 4 роки тому +15

      you got the Point, with your FRIENDS.I think you also gotta respect that people might bei mad at a few topics

    • @dun0790
      @dun0790 4 роки тому +48

      @@jesuschrist7080 very true but if your going to see a comedian come on what do you expect?

    • @boracebecioglu9563
      @boracebecioglu9563 4 роки тому +12

      @@jesuschrist7080 if you are a pussy then might as well go to a cinema rather than watching comedy.

    • @octaviuz
      @octaviuz 4 роки тому +3

      some people take jokes fucking seriously.

    • @ricardomendez6015
      @ricardomendez6015 4 роки тому +4

      @YogurtKun then don’t go watch comedy.

  • @sineadcampbell5147
    @sineadcampbell5147 5 років тому +1869

    Are the grunt noises really necessary to cover up the swear words? I'd prefer to hear what they are actually saying. Those that can't handle words need to get a life.

    • @user-yz7xh7lp8i
      @user-yz7xh7lp8i 5 років тому +195

      it will get demonetized for not being children friendly

    • @Kingury
      @Kingury  5 років тому +171

      I would prefer that aswell. Sadly UA-camr is being really strict lately. Also, the censored words don't add much to what they're saying. Just swear words. I understand your frustration though, I'm just as frustrated..

    • @ratsnroplive6380
      @ratsnroplive6380 5 років тому +15

      I love the roblox death sounds.

    • @JamesAllenQuinn
      @JamesAllenQuinn 5 років тому +11

      @@user-yz7xh7lp8i I have a feeling it will get demonetized anyway.

    • @LovingTinha
      @LovingTinha 5 років тому +9

      Fuck You Tube, Fuck the Monetary system

  • @84saurav
    @84saurav 4 роки тому +42

    "second they put air conditioning and office buildings we want equality" hilariously true

  • @mayacollins3447
    @mayacollins3447 5 років тому +630

    Most women can't take jokes against themselves...It's sad but true.

    • @jonathangallardo7954
      @jonathangallardo7954 5 років тому +59

      Maya Collins most women can. Most women with dyed hair cannot

    • @TombstoneHeart
      @TombstoneHeart 5 років тому +25

      Too true. Once ( and once was enough, ) when I was married, I jokingly complained that one of the eggs my wife had cooked for me had a broken yoke. She got pissed off something chronic and came back with a very sarcastic, "Well, I'm as sorry as fuck for that!"
      For the sake of a few more laughs, I told her, "Awe darlin', there's no need to apologise, just pack your bags!"
      Result: A sulking fit that lasted 3 days!
      I still get a laugh out of that story more than 20 years after the fact!

    • @5GcE
      @5GcE 5 років тому +4

      Partly true but guys are the same tbh. When a female comedian gets on they can get real butthurt. Maybe they’re all just the type that can’t take a joke.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 5 років тому +13

      @@5GcE
      What are you talking about? I've never seen a guy throw drinks at a female comedian or start bitching her out in the middle of a show. Men tend to have a MUCH high threshold for what is considered offensive compared to women.
      And before you get butthurt over that it was a woman who told me that.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 5 років тому +5

      @@MarkRai-ko1sk
      Like Bill Murr once said, "If only women could beat the shit out of men..." (things would be so much simpler because they wouldn't need all this emotional, maniputive bullshit.)

  • @djay6651
    @djay6651 5 років тому +450

    Whod have thought she felt that strongly about cream cheese on banana bread

    • @mjames7674
      @mjames7674 5 років тому +12

      Damn I've never thought of that but it sounds fucking delicious

    • @EezeeGroover
      @EezeeGroover 5 років тому +13

      I think she was thinking he meant semen when he said cream cheese, and vagina when he said banana bread, and got upset that a man would be so audacious as to tell a raunchy joke like that.

    • @tomasFL
      @tomasFL 5 років тому +4

      AJ Cee we should dig in her childhood something wrong started there, probably with the first sandwiche

    • @billjoe7036
      @billjoe7036 5 років тому +1

      AJ Cee that’s a huge leap lol.

    • @David-ni1pg
      @David-ni1pg 5 років тому +2

      AJ Cee That's just projection, how tf do you get Vagina from Banana bread I'd get Penis from a Banana. Cream cheese was just cream cheese. She's a pervert if that's what she thought

  • @gyroscope915
    @gyroscope915 3 роки тому +14

    Respect to that first guy.
    He took it all in stride and kept going kept everyone laughing.
    That's the sign of a good comic

  • @gilbertarevalo6805
    @gilbertarevalo6805 5 років тому +142

    "No. Don't go to hell. That's for funny."
    And I was done.

  • @M1ckeyblue1
    @M1ckeyblue1 5 років тому +398

    Now why did she poured that drink over him? I didn't find anything he said offensive. At all... 🤨

    • @gzhonny
      @gzhonny 5 років тому +70

      Mike Taekwondo I would have slapped the shit out of her

    • @MrHeroicDemon
      @MrHeroicDemon 5 років тому +75

      Just remember if a lady starts Ladysplaining you, you're allowed to pour a drink on them and walk away !

    • @mnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmmmmmmmmmm230
      @mnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmmmmmmmmmm230 5 років тому +66

      MrHeroicDemon no such thing as ladysplaining it’s called nagging

    • @kylelever8626
      @kylelever8626 5 років тому +7

      Duncan Fergusson I prefer to call it being female but we’re all in the ball park

    • @MrHeroicDemon
      @MrHeroicDemon 5 років тому +20

      @@kylelever8626 I swear its going to be constant water fights.
      "OMG YOUR LEGS ARE OPEN THATS MANSPREADING"
      "OMG YOUR LADYSPLAINING MY BIOLOGY OF HAVING BALLS"
      Throws water at each other
      makes out
      best sex ever
      profit.

  • @bubblezbeep220
    @bubblezbeep220 4 роки тому +112

    Its hard to enjoy a nice video, when its covered in censors and "subscribe" and sound effects

  • @cameronmcpherson6364
    @cameronmcpherson6364 5 років тому +87

    That guy taking a beer to the face and rolling with it is a boss.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 5 років тому +1

      The woman can't find his mouth to pour it inside?

  • @zacharygausman2478
    @zacharygausman2478 5 років тому +102

    I Beleive in equal rights but not by fighting sexism with sexism

    • @justa-vibe7842
      @justa-vibe7842 5 років тому +4

      Zachary Gausman it’s comedy not political. Let the two be sepperate

    • @tlanhluachuteh174
      @tlanhluachuteh174 5 років тому +5

      @Harry Moobs actually higher, wayyyy higher

    • @Penny-wl1ui
      @Penny-wl1ui 5 років тому +2

      Well too bad. We’re all sexist. We all discriminate between the sexes or we would all be bisexual and would have the same conversations with women as men. Which you all know will never happen. We react and act differently towards the other sex by nature. We cannot change nature, but us humans, being fucking retards, on our mighty “I’m a good person” high horse, think we can.

    • @stronkboi9042
      @stronkboi9042 5 років тому +2

      Dumb ass

    • @sweetenlemons8659
      @sweetenlemons8659 5 років тому

      Ikr

  • @fvxkt2225
    @fvxkt2225 5 років тому +82

    “pound me too” after that i could not breathe, therefore rendering me deceased

  • @TheAkumuKing
    @TheAkumuKing 5 років тому +55

    That first comedian played it off so well. That’s how you react.

  • @zacktalbot9874
    @zacktalbot9874 4 роки тому +72

    Devil: “welcome to hell over there is the bar enjoy”
    Me: “Hell yeah”
    Bartender / Feminist: “what do you want”
    Me:🤯 “this is hell”

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 5 років тому +171

    The greatest chefs are men.

    • @MarkRai-ko1sk
      @MarkRai-ko1sk 5 років тому +16

      The greatest women are men.

    • @cerebros3671
      @cerebros3671 5 років тому

      -_•

    • @thomasthezaugg
      @thomasthezaugg 5 років тому

      JJ Liberman for the win.

    • @cheese7432
      @cheese7432 5 років тому

      Mark Rai True!

    • @neonmangoz
      @neonmangoz 5 років тому

      While I agree, my grandma is a pretty damn good chef, so is my grandfather lol.

  • @Firebourn94
    @Firebourn94 5 років тому +66

    The water emphasized his muscles She might have done him a favor

    • @makaalbarn6510
      @makaalbarn6510 5 років тому +4

      Right?? It made me want to look the whole act up. 😂

  • @uum6
    @uum6 4 роки тому +28

    "PoundMeToo" is effin' genius!

  • @peachy3232
    @peachy3232 5 років тому +32

    3:18 When you put the window cleaning over they guy laughing, I died from laughter. For some reason that was so funny for me.

  • @hudsonross73
    @hudsonross73 4 роки тому +14

    “I’ll just pick the berries”💀

  • @nephewsb
    @nephewsb 5 років тому +109

    We are adults and can handle a swear word

    • @Pegases0
      @Pegases0 5 років тому +5

      it's UA-cam gay

    • @spice2208
      @spice2208 5 років тому

      nephewsb qgf

    • @Smashed_Hitler
      @Smashed_Hitler 5 років тому +3

      @Harry Moobs if you want monetization then can't have any swear words

  • @Life-Row-Toll
    @Life-Row-Toll 5 років тому +82

    Oh dang "pound me too" 😂

    • @molonlabe2645
      @molonlabe2645 5 років тому +1

      Life-Row-Toll I know! The others were good, but that one at the end took the cake!

  • @macraerobinson5511
    @macraerobinson5511 3 роки тому +5

    I read this somewhere else……the man was a genius: “feminism goes away real quick when the washing machine needs moving up 3 flights of steps”

  • @iron4321
    @iron4321 5 років тому +47

    Saved the best for last! Big bear is the man!

  • @isaquemachado4937
    @isaquemachado4937 4 роки тому +9

    "hell it's just for funny people"
    men im dead

  • @josephcrowe2908
    @josephcrowe2908 5 років тому +16

    "you're going to ruin our time in hell, too?!" 😂😂😂
    Priceless

  • @hellokitty6491
    @hellokitty6491 5 років тому +17

    The first guy handled that so well 💀

  • @Zikimura
    @Zikimura 5 років тому +19

    6:56 And here we see the mighty predator finishing off his prey as he goes straight for its throat. Such sheer brutality is truly one of the many wonders of the animal kingdom.

  • @wowguywhy
    @wowguywhy 4 роки тому +4

    first guy ate his rage and came back with a joke
    God tier

  • @superd8325
    @superd8325 5 років тому +17

    Never laughed so hard at a thumbnail before

  • @neurocell159
    @neurocell159 5 років тому +19

    I told a friend about "pound me too" while we were in a waiting room for a medical office. There were about 30 people with us. We were two of three white guys in the waiting room. One of the receptionists tried to keep from laughing, and my friend did the same, but most people just glared at me.
    I honestly thought I was the only person to look at it as pound me too.
    Thanks, Owen.

  • @carsonmarrs
    @carsonmarrs 3 роки тому +3

    “That’s what we call improv” man what a save that was amazing lmfao

  • @noticedruid4985
    @noticedruid4985 5 років тому +7

    Man that was hilarious "I don't get this new POUND me too movement?" roflmao

  • @sheevthesenatepalpatine8863
    @sheevthesenatepalpatine8863 4 роки тому +9

    At least the glass didn’t shatter when it hit him, probably the only good part of that aside from the jokes.

  • @GoBlueO23
    @GoBlueO23 3 роки тому +1

    "I'm not smart enough" LMAOOO

  • @SuicidalPiggy
    @SuicidalPiggy 4 роки тому +5

    Respect to the first dude, brought everyone back to laughing.

  • @williamwills492
    @williamwills492 5 років тому +24

    As a brit it took me a sec to figure out the "Pound me too" joke. This side of the pond pound symbol is £, as in ... well.. pounds! Keep the uploads coming buddy.

    • @Kingury
      @Kingury  5 років тому

      Thank you William. I'll deliver! If you have any wishes or suggestions don't hesitate to e-mail me!

    • @akimboslice5099
      @akimboslice5099 5 років тому

      The pound sign as in #, is called the pound sign in Britain has has done for at least the past 40 years

    • @williamwills492
      @williamwills492 5 років тому

      @@akimboslice5099 ... lol ... nope

    • @williamwills492
      @williamwills492 5 років тому

      @@Decriminalize Darwinismlol feels like it! So bloody slow connection here in Westcountry

  • @THYYYJESTERRR
    @THYYYJESTERRR 4 роки тому +2

    So basically, comedians vs comedians 🤣

  • @devsingh6727
    @devsingh6727 5 років тому +74

    that ooh sound effect is really irritating. video is great.

  • @kintaro817oegaming9
    @kintaro817oegaming9 5 років тому +11

    “# me too” lmao. That was rich 😂

  • @Stoonks
    @Stoonks 4 роки тому +4

    "thats what we call improv" best line ever

  • @BreezeeGreenz
    @BreezeeGreenz 5 років тому +6

    "Pound me too." That was good.

  • @ebecerra85
    @ebecerra85 5 років тому +7

    "Pound me too" rollin🤣🤣🤣

  • @rohitshinde865
    @rohitshinde865 4 роки тому +1

    Has anyone seen Paul Chowdhury completely destroys women hecklers. He is king when it comes to roasts.

  • @SoggyToast02
    @SoggyToast02 5 років тому +51

    Im a feminist.
    A woman can make a sandwitch wherever she wants

    • @SoggyToast02
      @SoggyToast02 5 років тому +5

      @@satan7078 It a joke my guy

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 4 роки тому +4

      ExoticMelonGaming he must have deleted his comment

  • @brahimbachir7495
    @brahimbachir7495 3 роки тому +3

    " I don't believe women belong in the kitchen... Because the greatest chefs are men" that made me loose my cool

  • @lkassimi102
    @lkassimi102 4 роки тому

    “You shouldn’t go to hell, that’s for funny people” lmaoooo

  • @TheDorianTube
    @TheDorianTube 5 років тому +12

    Pound me too...I'm so dead ahahhaha

  • @Teufelhunden713
    @Teufelhunden713 5 років тому +6

    The # me too was the funniest thing I’m 25 not into social media and grew up knowing that was pound so when Twitter came out I had no idea what all the pound things were about lol

  • @david672
    @david672 3 роки тому +1

    LOL the PoundMeToo got me 💀🤣

  • @threecrows1756
    @threecrows1756 5 років тому +9

    pound sign was legendary

  • @darkjedi9188
    @darkjedi9188 4 роки тому +3

    Respect to the first guy for after getting assulted and not wanting to kill mood makes a joke out of it.

  • @alexdominguez219
    @alexdominguez219 3 роки тому +1

    I’m dying 😂 😂
    Pound metooo. Let make that go viral

  • @easyez6570
    @easyez6570 5 років тому +12

    Pound me too lol, nicely done!

  • @salvatorevulcano3655
    @salvatorevulcano3655 5 років тому +15

    6:20 why do so many comedians hold the mic like that

    • @brigadooneagle
      @brigadooneagle 5 років тому

      Makes me nervous for some reason

    • @salvatorevulcano3655
      @salvatorevulcano3655 5 років тому +1

      @@brigadooneagle ikr, like where tf r u holdin it? the cord??? how does it stay there?? And why are you holding it with just a few fingers???

  • @johnbee4557
    @johnbee4557 4 роки тому +1

    “I honestly don’t think women belong in the kitchen, cuz the greatest chefs are men” 😂 he had me dying 💀

  • @atraumoore2090
    @atraumoore2090 4 роки тому +3

    "Pound me too" That had me rolling

  • @mikechaves1592
    @mikechaves1592 4 роки тому +4

    Scene: a man and his gf get mugged in an alley.
    The mugger says he's going to kill you if you don't give him your wallet.
    The man steps between the mugger and his family and punches the mugger but the mugger shanks the man 5 times.
    You think you want equality now until your the one standing in front of a mugger instead of ur man.
    This is something hardwired into men and sure not all men can do it but for every man who can there's atleast 5 women who can't.
    It's not prejudice it's truth.

  • @sbeerman1919
    @sbeerman1919 3 роки тому +1

    You're not a comedian until a angry feminist dumps a beer on you

  • @dhruv1906
    @dhruv1906 5 років тому +9

    Andrew schulz is an improve god i tell ya😂😂

  • @jellyandjam9646
    @jellyandjam9646 5 років тому +2

    The kitchen jokes were brilliant😂

  • @drhambone1598
    @drhambone1598 5 років тому +13

    Excellent documentary on mental illness

  • @karan_for_you
    @karan_for_you 4 роки тому +1

    The first guy took it so well. Good dude, right there.

  • @Mr.Bonesss532
    @Mr.Bonesss532 4 роки тому +5

    0:00 the tolerant left folks

  • @butters9274
    @butters9274 5 років тому +3

    Comedians and Feminists have something in common
    We laugh at what they have to say

  • @FharishAhmedPortfolio
    @FharishAhmedPortfolio 3 роки тому

    "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will ALWAYS be something to offend a feminist."

  • @giofig8970
    @giofig8970 4 роки тому +3

    That’s what we call improve people.😂😂😂😂

  • @stresssquared
    @stresssquared 5 років тому +9

    I enjoy these videos they are really good keep them up freaking hilarious 😂😂❤️ Got yourself a new subscriber

  • @ObscurityIsBest
    @ObscurityIsBest 4 роки тому +1

    "Pound me too." Hahahahahaha!!!!