FUNNY MUKANG | MY FIRST TIME (STORY TIME)

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  • @tiffanyjohnson103
    @tiffanyjohnson103 3 роки тому +2873

    I’m so confused you going after guys that’s straight and get mad cause they straight huh??

    • @elisacarcamo9005
      @elisacarcamo9005 3 роки тому +166

      Me too,🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😁😁

    • @shannonjohnson3963
      @shannonjohnson3963 3 роки тому +41

      U have the same name as my cousin

    • @GotDamnZo
      @GotDamnZo  3 роки тому +1818

      You don’t listen either you’d get blocked too 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brittanymuse53
      @brittanymuse53 3 роки тому +257

      @@GotDamnZo Zo you feel better after that shit???? Lmao. You had me rolling the whole damn video!!!!! Love you. 🖤

    • @GotDamnZo
      @GotDamnZo  3 роки тому +1276

      Pleaseeeee don’t take my Mukbangs serious 😂😂 it’ll make you look dumb

  • @kia357
    @kia357 3 роки тому +1497

    We need a “Zo After Dark” series!!

  • @kassidi6967
    @kassidi6967 3 роки тому +3659

    Who else loves when zoie does these mukbang’s? They be too funny. 😂😂😂

    • @xomoriah1
      @xomoriah1 3 роки тому +39

      TOO damn funny lmao 😭 I love him

    • @williebeaman900
      @williebeaman900 3 роки тому +19

      I’m always eating with Zo, when he do mukbangs

    • @timyrasimmons7653
      @timyrasimmons7653 3 роки тому +3

      Frl🤣🤣🤣.

    • @timyrasimmons7653
      @timyrasimmons7653 3 роки тому +5

      I love him😭❤️.

    • @kiamarx9766
      @kiamarx9766 3 роки тому +9

      i got my wine so quick, clicked this video fast af😭😭😂

  • @kiley7163
    @kiley7163 3 роки тому +912

    “RUN? I’m not finna run... chileee i should’ve”
    “baby they knocked the fuck out me I said BOOM
    OH BOOM OH” I CANTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭😭💀

  • @princesscoleman6168
    @princesscoleman6168 3 роки тому +210

    It’s The “Under The Sea” Cut Off Prayer For Me 🤣🤣

  • @MizzRoyalty
    @MizzRoyalty 3 роки тому +3060

    *Zoie actually my best friend but he just don’t know it* 🤣💕

  • @Mzdedeo
    @Mzdedeo 3 роки тому +2703

    Zoie calling these people “sissies” is SENDING ME 😂

    • @Roni-Ron
      @Roni-Ron 3 роки тому +35

      😂😂😂😂 me too😂😂😂

    • @lilbit.4468
      @lilbit.4468 3 роки тому +44

      ✈️✈️🤣

    • @Suavay5
      @Suavay5 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣

    • @yanaaawyd
      @yanaaawyd 3 роки тому +43

      @@lilbit.4468 pls, not the airplane 💀💀

    • @justcallmenasia
      @justcallmenasia 3 роки тому +10

      when I got to tha part I had to really ask ? who he calling that lolololol

  • @peechesc.9391
    @peechesc.9391 3 роки тому +2005

    Got my wine now celebrating my mom breast cancer free.. Turn up

    • @Thegarciasjourney
      @Thegarciasjourney 3 роки тому +97

      Awe! Congrats to her! 😭😍😍❤️❤️

    • @peechesc.9391
      @peechesc.9391 3 роки тому +33

      @@Thegarciasjourney thank you 💯💯💋💋💋💋🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @bree8437
      @bree8437 3 роки тому +42

      this blesses my heart... my grandmother died from it, God is good🙏🏽🙏🏽 glad your mom is free ❤️ congrats !!

    • @peechesc.9391
      @peechesc.9391 3 роки тому +17

      @@bree8437 thank u mam nd bless ur family nd may she rest in peace i appreciate ur comment... 💯💯💋💋💋💋🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @tyeshiataylor
      @tyeshiataylor 3 роки тому +12

      Yay! 😃💪

  • @AliMari_tv
    @AliMari_tv 3 роки тому +834

    It’s the seafood boil on the white comforter for me. It’s giving me anxiety 😩😂

    • @GTDyva
      @GTDyva 3 роки тому +33

      Eating crab on a white bedspread (he started eating on the bedspread before getting the floral blanket) and messing his pants up.. Zoe got $$$$$.

    • @ForeverAsiah
      @ForeverAsiah 3 роки тому +4

      Mine tooooo

    • @AliMari_tv
      @AliMari_tv 3 роки тому +1

      @@GTDyva 😂 rich ppl problems

    • @GTDyva
      @GTDyva 3 роки тому +4

      You ain't never lie. Def rich people problems!!

    • @teeramirez464
      @teeramirez464 3 роки тому +2

      And eating on the bed in general! But that’s his business..😒😂

  • @KareemaBee
    @KareemaBee 3 роки тому +848

    “I said run?” I’m not finna run
    Chileeeee.. I should’ve 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @MsSexyBrownSugar35
    @MsSexyBrownSugar35 3 роки тому +124

    Knuck if you buck was always the song that set the fights off in the club.

  • @redbean3943
    @redbean3943 3 роки тому +661

    Juicy crab on white bed sheets, oh friend you living life on the edge.

    • @daynasterling6891
      @daynasterling6891 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @sonyaesworld
      @sonyaesworld 3 роки тому +27

      I was thinking the same thing😂 but he’s sitting on an extra blanket so it should be fine hope🤣

    • @nylaaaa8826
      @nylaaaa8826 3 роки тому +4

      Man Frr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trinitykelley465
    @trinitykelley465 3 роки тому +124

    “Food Make Me So Happy” LMFAOOO I Felt That 😭

  • @chelseecooper3974
    @chelseecooper3974 3 роки тому +578

    That story time actually pissed me off 😩 why wouldn’t your “friend” freaking help.

    • @ld3375
      @ld3375 3 роки тому +6

      sissy!a

    • @1truestmama
      @1truestmama 3 роки тому +13

      @0 are you ok?

    • @ta-tanowbitxh
      @ta-tanowbitxh 3 роки тому +3

      @0 uhh

    • @mitanise3186
      @mitanise3186 3 роки тому +1

      @@1truestmama 😂😂😂😂

    • @1truestmama
      @1truestmama 3 роки тому +2

      @@mitanise3186 😂 I think something is wrong with him frfr!

  • @ThePuff_
    @ThePuff_ 3 роки тому +484

    Lmfao! “Oh my god where her friends at!?” That’s terrible I’m so sorry 😭

    • @lifewithqk304
      @lifewithqk304 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/DXScAyLZjRI/v-deo.html&feature=share😍❤️

  • @trudydunn4662
    @trudydunn4662 3 роки тому +526

    “Friends” will not stand and let you get jumped. Everrrrrr. That part had me mad.

    • @Ka_buki
      @Ka_buki 3 роки тому +20

      I'm saying

    • @dorothyfergusonrealty9856
      @dorothyfergusonrealty9856 3 роки тому +11

      Right!

    • @bambisokhona1835
      @bambisokhona1835 3 роки тому +8

      Thank you!

    • @puffdatoddler6194
      @puffdatoddler6194 3 роки тому +8

      Literally

    • @aminikag
      @aminikag 3 роки тому +17

      Me too. I hope he ain’t still messing with him because wtf. And the one who let him take the fall when it was really him. I would’ve been at his door the next day.

  • @livingjaylife4038
    @livingjaylife4038 3 роки тому +30

    Facts. When you have your own everything and established they be intimidated as hell.

  • @KanyinsTv
    @KanyinsTv 3 роки тому +747

    For everyone going through something just know that God doesn’t make mistakes,you just have to let him take control.He has a purpose for you and he may still be working through you 🤎 Don’t forget that you’re loved sm and Jesus is coming soon.

  • @ShatayaSatre
    @ShatayaSatre 3 роки тому +1210

    This is not "ENTERTAINMENT" this is him feeling safe enough to tell his truth and talk to his goodjudys. No judgement, no stereotype, and no oppressive energy .. this is the connection that should be made between creator and consumer.

  • @abbytago
    @abbytago 3 роки тому +542

    He’s the only UA-cam I can sit, watch and not skip LOL

  • @kashhhleyyy8100
    @kashhhleyyy8100 3 роки тому +59

    When zoie started singing " under the seaaaa. " I died 😂😂

  • @chelseamorgan4121
    @chelseamorgan4121 3 роки тому +354

    I think I like watching zoie mukbangs better then anybody else’s

  • @courtneygreenhow8979
    @courtneygreenhow8979 3 роки тому +1618

    nobody:
    Zo: *saying his prayer*
    Also Zo during his prayer: *unda da sea

    • @kthename08
      @kthename08 3 роки тому +26

      I was hollering 🤣

    • @lifewithqk304
      @lifewithqk304 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/DXScAyLZjRI/v-deo.html&feature=share❤️😍

    • @maryy344
      @maryy344 3 роки тому +80

      God listening like "is he for real?" 💀

    • @trulydiamond
      @trulydiamond 3 роки тому +4

      💀💀💀💀

    • @shumilano
      @shumilano 3 роки тому +2

      @@lifewithqk304 no ❤️.

  • @Jay-ff4do
    @Jay-ff4do 3 роки тому +145

    Zo singing under the sea during prayer has me weak! 😂😂

  • @nolovekiara7383
    @nolovekiara7383 3 роки тому +54

    I like how he admitted that he got his ahh beat😂😂🤘🏾

  • @jadagabby8985
    @jadagabby8985 3 роки тому +292

    “I’m done, I’m done... I’m not done” 😂😂😂😂

    • @reyfin4922
      @reyfin4922 3 роки тому +14

      And the whole time I was like bitch you lying you know you not done LOL

    • @MrGBeasley1981
      @MrGBeasley1981 3 роки тому +8

      I was like "we're NOT done yet" lol

    • @cecep7259
      @cecep7259 3 роки тому +4

      That’s the part for me 🤣😂

    • @cadyg2531
      @cadyg2531 3 роки тому +2

      @@reyfin4922 same! I was like girl, you tryna convince yourself and then he said just that 😂🤣

  • @MusicBangOut101
    @MusicBangOut101 3 роки тому +102

    “Baeeee? I thought she was gayyyy????” Dont kill me ZOIE!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @DESHYY834
    @DESHYY834 3 роки тому +222

    Not London bridges is falling down 😂
    “We moving to fast” 😂

  • @LateshaRenee
    @LateshaRenee 3 роки тому +336

    Those guys aren't straight, they're bi curious and scared

    • @honeyjohnson8536
      @honeyjohnson8536 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly

    • @Dielo1x
      @Dielo1x 3 роки тому

      Yuuuo

    • @Dielo1x
      @Dielo1x 3 роки тому +1

      Yuup

    • @itachistan437
      @itachistan437 3 роки тому +1

      if they wanna experiment they can. That don’t make them not straight. Just like a woman can experiment and still be straight.

    • @jahnoyawalker4227
      @jahnoyawalker4227 3 роки тому +9

      @@itachistan437 a woman or a man is definitely not straight if they experiment but that’s fine everybody comes out in their own time but they definitely are bi

  • @taniyamagruder3460
    @taniyamagruder3460 3 роки тому +679

    nobody:
    zo: every guy i dated den got hit by a car and died.
    WAIT WHAT😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kaiere911
    @kaiere911 3 роки тому +71

    Not "Jesus take it away.... So everybody gay." 😫😂😂😂😂😂 This was the most entertaining, random, all over the place storytime/ mukbang/q&a/tmi lmaooo

  • @pausesiponder
    @pausesiponder 3 роки тому +620

    Me: listening to Zo’s story about his exes who’s passed. 😢
    Zo: “JESUS TAKE IT AWAY”
    ...precedes to eating “ooo this is so good” 😂😂😂

    • @NinaCash5150
      @NinaCash5150 3 роки тому +8

      Chiiiillleee I tried so hard not to laugh 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaleesatate6941
      @jaleesatate6941 3 роки тому +13

      Its crazy they all got hit by cars too. All I could think about was the auntie from Eves Bayou. Everytime she married her husband died. Hope Zo ain’t cursed lbss 😂

  • @kiahmariee4831
    @kiahmariee4831 3 роки тому +200

    I love how he didn’t get that shirt dirty at all

    • @ginabugg789
      @ginabugg789 3 роки тому +4

      But it hit his pants 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @AminaRiElle
      @AminaRiElle 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sierratana1686
    @sierratana1686 3 роки тому +191

    “I’m not finna run, chileeeee I should’ve” 😂

  • @jangi6793
    @jangi6793 3 роки тому +604

    Zoie: “we’re gonna call him ant”
    Me: his name must be Anthony?🤣
    Zoie later in the video: “ I looked at my friend Anthony.....ooopp”

  • @emanijones2481
    @emanijones2481 3 роки тому +182

    *slurps the corn* “....And that’s what I did” 😂😂😂😂😂😂God I love Zo so much

  • @Decolonization
    @Decolonization 3 роки тому +21

    I love this round table talk. I love that Zoe can be down to earth and chill with his supporters and Fans like this. By far my favorite Creator “I’m a ghetto bitch I ain’t never gone change” 😂🤣

  • @zhaniaslifestyle9707
    @zhaniaslifestyle9707 3 роки тому +235

    " WE LUBED UP?" " PUT THE WHOLE BOTTLE" sent me cryinggg lmao

  • @NoName-kt9gx
    @NoName-kt9gx 3 роки тому +340

    I actually physically choked when he said all my exes got hit by a car😂😂😂I was not expecting that

    • @sadphantom6480
      @sadphantom6480 3 роки тому +11

      Bro when he said that shit I was shook like....oh wow

  • @yk_mony2449
    @yk_mony2449 3 роки тому +239

    Zo “Every Guy I dated...has been hit by a car”
    Me “What they do??”🤭

    • @aprilsflower1622
      @aprilsflower1622 3 роки тому +12

      Can you image its been the same car every time 🤔

    • @mhmmsoph7486
      @mhmmsoph7486 3 роки тому +3

      HE HIT EM LMAOOO 😹😹😹

    • @Darkwaifu
      @Darkwaifu 3 роки тому

      @@aprilsflower1622 LMAOOOO

  • @jaynabrown8646
    @jaynabrown8646 3 роки тому +63

    Just ended my 5 year friendship today and Zo really knows how to make me laugh. God bless ❤️

  • @Thelegendmia
    @Thelegendmia 3 роки тому +457

    I really wish “ZOIE” was my bestfriend 😂😩

  • @justvibing9406
    @justvibing9406 3 роки тому +285

    “This position is not the move “ 😭 sent me

  • @princesskyla2901
    @princesskyla2901 3 роки тому +499

    “Where ha friends at” I DIEDDDDD😂😂😂😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

    • @thehyenamakeupslayer3819
      @thehyenamakeupslayer3819 3 роки тому +21

      Sitting der lookin. Aint not nan of em shit! We gone get jumped or do the jumping together..either way aint no way they shouldn't have helped zoe

    • @cmclayton1986
      @cmclayton1986 3 роки тому +4

      I was like damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @missyunqgunz92
      @missyunqgunz92 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂that part had me laugh but your comment is what killed me😂

    • @dc7848
      @dc7848 6 місяців тому

      I can't with this one here. 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @taneashaanderson5954
    @taneashaanderson5954 3 роки тому +16

    Listen I’m screaming I love your personality we need more mukbangs 😂😂😂😂

  • @trinitycamp628
    @trinitycamp628 3 роки тому +416

    * Cough Cough* "Jesus, PEPPER."

    • @lifewithqk304
      @lifewithqk304 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/DXScAyLZjRI/v-deo.html&feature=share😍❤️

  • @KattieMae
    @KattieMae 3 роки тому +499

    Zo .... “ every guy I’ve dated has been hit by a car and died “
    Me : yeah everybody gone be “ straight “ after this video

  • @onsnapchatoniya_akins5720
    @onsnapchatoniya_akins5720 3 роки тому +1098

    When he said every boy he has dated got hit by a car I think we all know he was the person in the car

  • @Siahtiahmilum
    @Siahtiahmilum 3 роки тому +8

    I have been binge watching all of your videos, have been really therapeutic and has slowly been bringing me out of depression

  • @sirreenmarie4390
    @sirreenmarie4390 3 роки тому +687

    He needs a masculine man that’s out the closet that’s all 💯

    • @joyous1011
      @joyous1011 3 роки тому +66

      💯💯💯💯 If he only could realize this!!!! He's gonna keep getting nowhere and hurt going after straight men 🤦🏽‍♀️ Love Zoe thou!!❤🤩

    • @Player500-1
      @Player500-1 3 роки тому +40

      He said he don’t like them 😩😂...he said some of them act like they are masculine but rlly arent lol...we need a for the love of zo though...

    • @kennethboozer6148
      @kennethboozer6148 3 роки тому +7

      Right!!? Shit i need one too. If you find one, send him my way

    • @chinyereajiero2243
      @chinyereajiero2243 3 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @mauhuff
      @mauhuff 3 роки тому +8

      Zoie doesn’t want a butch queen. They look masculine on the outside but a lot of them are cliquey, feminine/bottoms behind closed doors and “femphobic” towards feminine gays like Zoie.

  • @VeronicaBarreraa
    @VeronicaBarreraa 3 роки тому +234

    30:29 lmaooooo “cus women like... we be in our right mind” who is we? 💀💀💀 Zo is gonna kill me dead!! I love you so much 😩

    • @MareshahDenise
      @MareshahDenise 3 роки тому +42

      I thought I was the only one who caught that 😂😂😂😂 I was weak ash... I had to rewind to make sure I heard that shit right

    • @nickoletcampbell4657
      @nickoletcampbell4657 3 роки тому +55

      right. 😭i went along with it low key. i was like “yeah, true, that’s how we be”😂

    • @f.p.2784
      @f.p.2784 3 роки тому +7

      @@nickoletcampbell4657 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @birthingashlyjade4245
      @birthingashlyjade4245 3 роки тому +14

      @@nickoletcampbell4657 i was over here like “cuz period!” 🤣

  • @digitalmarigames
    @digitalmarigames 3 роки тому +151

    the fact that zo edited this video and still didn't bleep out his friend's name got me weak

  • @heavenleigh3776
    @heavenleigh3776 3 роки тому +31

    “They knocked tf outta me”! “BOOM AHHH BOOM AHHHH BOOM AHHHH” 😂😂😂😂😂 your a messssss !

  • @miyaasemi5305
    @miyaasemi5305 3 роки тому +185

    When he started describing how the dude called his friends and how they started punching him I lost it😭😭😭😭

  • @SwayTravelExperience
    @SwayTravelExperience 3 роки тому +99

    Story of my life! All these dudes are intimidated by me because I’m “established” and working on my doctorate 👀👀👀. The right man will come along to BOTH of us, we just gotta be patient! Love you! 💜✨

    • @jadety6102
      @jadety6102 3 роки тому +7

      That’s what I call exclusive girl! Keep doing you! You will find the right guy just as successful and with good intentions!

    • @SwayTravelExperience
      @SwayTravelExperience 3 роки тому +11

      @@jadety6102 It's hard out here for a pimp but I like the "exclusive mindset".

    • @chinyereajiero2243
      @chinyereajiero2243 3 роки тому

      Aawww get it boo. I wish you the best!😊😊

  • @itsrai3230
    @itsrai3230 3 роки тому +261

    32:14 “A bitch was nibblin on bread and crackers all day like i was having communion” I’m crying 😭😭😭

    • @JustShaye
      @JustShaye 3 роки тому +6

      IT TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

    • @itsrai3230
      @itsrai3230 3 роки тому +3

      @@JustShaye i had to play it back to see if i heard correctly

    • @niknln8916
      @niknln8916 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂🤣

    • @nylaaaa8826
      @nylaaaa8826 3 роки тому

      LMFAOOOO

  • @Kenlitasf
    @Kenlitasf 3 роки тому +14

    He said my friends told me run. “I shoulda” lmaooooooo i almost diedddd

  • @heaven-leighbrathwaite6625
    @heaven-leighbrathwaite6625 3 роки тому +115

    Tell me I'm not the only that knows the prayer by heart and says it with him when he saying it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raymani88
    @raymani88 3 роки тому +51

    “women WE be in our right minds” 😂😂😂 FELT THAT

  • @adrianadias9791
    @adrianadias9791 3 роки тому +24

    Zoe what does not kill you will make you stronger. Real friends always have your back no matter what, so what you had was not friends.

  • @jasmineterry9912
    @jasmineterry9912 3 роки тому +71

    he ain’t straight he gave you his number, he better MOVE 🙄🙄🙄

  • @victoriamartin3418
    @victoriamartin3418 3 роки тому +264

    He always has me dying laughing 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

    • @venusmaxwells647
      @venusmaxwells647 3 роки тому +1

      Eating 🍞 ALL day like communion 😭😶😭😶

  • @tatienna7972
    @tatienna7972 3 роки тому +528

    I’m sorry but “ Every guy I dated has been hit by a car and died” took me tf out😂😂😂

    • @dhad0lltv860
      @dhad0lltv860 3 роки тому +53

      OML I SAID GOD FORGIVE ME

    • @JustShaye
      @JustShaye 3 роки тому +28

      RIGHHTTT ! I was like WOAAH 😳😳

    • @kaylaaa6598
      @kaylaaa6598 3 роки тому +21

      he deadass too 😟

    • @Keyaniale
      @Keyaniale 3 роки тому +10

      I was looking for a comment to see if he was playing I felt bad ....... 😧 like fuck !

    • @ariyahlove6047
      @ariyahlove6047 3 роки тому +5

      I thought I was the only one💀

  • @cordeliafoxx4468
    @cordeliafoxx4468 3 роки тому +61

    Them crab legs must've been good as hell. I ain't never seen someone crunching the shells and shit 😂

  • @tburgess25
    @tburgess25 2 роки тому +6

    I’m sitting here watching you eat. I’m about 5/6 weeks pregnant with twins and the morning sickness is sending me through the roof. Usually I feel sick to my stomach watching ppl eat, but you make that seafood look so goodt!

  • @shallonc4464
    @shallonc4464 3 роки тому +111

    so I see i’m not the only person who gets distracted while praying 😭😭🙏🏽

    • @atrain8179
      @atrain8179 3 роки тому +6

      That’s the damn devil sis

  • @winteralexandriamiller
    @winteralexandriamiller 3 роки тому +150

    “This position is Not the move” 😂😅

  • @sher1bear82
    @sher1bear82 3 роки тому +78

    If hes this hilarious all alone, imagine the insanity with him. Lmao he cracks me up!!! 🤣 You brighten my day Zo!

    • @joshuawyrick5471
      @joshuawyrick5471 2 роки тому

      Yes I totally agree! I love me some Zo! 😍💯🤣👏❣️😘

  • @notoriousaudios8909
    @notoriousaudios8909 3 роки тому +38

    “Ooo this got some doodoo in it” 😭😭😭

  • @stephaniemccaulley4433
    @stephaniemccaulley4433 3 роки тому +169

    When he said “every guy I dated done got-“ I’m thinking he was finna say married to women or something cause he said no shade.. “hit by a car and died”
    Like huuhhhhhhhh

    • @tjzofficial1
      @tjzofficial1 3 роки тому +7

      Right 🤣🤣🤣😱

    • @javionriley8739
      @javionriley8739 3 роки тому +7

      Zo probably hit them wit the car!! His zodiac sign is the crazy one

    • @2012misspink
      @2012misspink 3 роки тому +3

      It was the way he said it lol but really it's not funny lol 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤷🏿‍♀️🤷🏿‍♀️

    • @jazzelynn59
      @jazzelynn59 3 роки тому +1

      Fr! My eyes got wide af like 😯 whaaat

  • @chrstianaa.8288
    @chrstianaa.8288 3 роки тому +55

    Anytime you’re hanging out with someone and they know things are about to escalate and they respond with “You better run.” Know in that very moment that person does not have your back.

  • @KayBee211
    @KayBee211 3 роки тому +551

    You eating this sauce on this white bed got me nervous

  • @matisebenign
    @matisebenign 3 роки тому +94

    "Every guy I've dated has been hit by a car and died" ... Oh-

    • @ChelsiB.
      @ChelsiB. 3 роки тому +10

      When he started explaining each one I bout died 😩😩😩

    • @PhiPhi_Jagz
      @PhiPhi_Jagz 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm crying 😂

  • @hollywoodbae2315
    @hollywoodbae2315 3 роки тому +48

    im so dead it was the “ had me nibbling on bread nd cracks all day like we in communion “ for me 😂😂😂😂😂 fse !😭😭😭

    • @SuperChickJanice
      @SuperChickJanice 3 роки тому

      I haven’t gotten to this part yet, but this got me DYING. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Shayshay80
    @Shayshay80 3 роки тому +180

    The best part about his mukbangs is when he bless his food. He’s SUPER extra. 😂

    • @itzagoose103
      @itzagoose103 3 роки тому

      I’m literally watching it and saying the exact same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brittjohnson3771
      @brittjohnson3771 3 роки тому

      I just cried unda da seeaaaa

    • @sharvettewright4197
      @sharvettewright4197 3 роки тому

      All the damn time but I love him lol funny af

    • @Mupphere
      @Mupphere 3 роки тому

      😂💯

    • @nylaaaa8826
      @nylaaaa8826 3 роки тому

      Literally lmfaoooo 😭

  • @jayporcelain913
    @jayporcelain913 3 роки тому +315

    Zo: “I don’t care how much money I have, I ain’t never gone change!”
    Also Zo: “Oh no it god on my bed. I’ll just buy a new one!”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lifewithqk304
      @lifewithqk304 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/DXScAyLZjRI/v-deo.html&feature=share😍❤️

    • @Thegarciasjourney
      @Thegarciasjourney 3 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂 i literally said to myself “so there’s no such thing as a washing machine anymore?” 💀💀 he’s so extra 😂

    • @cholmes8609
      @cholmes8609 3 роки тому +10

      His comforter white that seafood stuff oily that ain’t coming out that comforter might as well buy a new one🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kia357
      @kia357 3 роки тому +5

      @@Thegarciasjourney it’s cuz it’s oil and it’ll leave an oil stain even if he wash it

  • @demontealexander7756
    @demontealexander7756 3 роки тому +43

    No because I’m crying 💀😂😂😂 “ant didn’t say shit”😂😂

  • @applebeys2601
    @applebeys2601 3 роки тому +228

    “The shrimp is clean ain’t got no doo drrrooo” I’m SCREAMING

  • @shanyashantell
    @shanyashantell 3 роки тому +155

    some of yall in the comments getting mad and don't even understand what he was saying...….he was saying why lead him on if he wasn't gay or didn't have interest. cause yall in the comments pressed 😂😂😂

    • @elyssemariee1431
      @elyssemariee1431 3 роки тому +1

      Yesss

    • @faithruckdeschel1294
      @faithruckdeschel1294 3 роки тому +2

      That's what I took away from that part of the segment? Whether he goes after straight dudes or not(straight women go after gay men all the time and say some of the most explicit disrespectful sexual things, and be just about ready to literally explode into bits and crumbs because those men are not into females)I feel it's up to those men to not flirt back, say thank u if Zo compliments them on their music and whatnot, but obviously if they're posting peen pics(IMO if u have a significant other, u shouldn't disrespect them like that)ur liable to get men and women looking ur way, especially if ur only seeking a certain sex's approval and don't caption it "For the Ladies Only" even then a few gay men might still like it(which for some ppl "likes" mean so much to them)leave a comment? Another thing is that just because a gay man compliments anything on a straight man, doesn't always mean they want those guys. I compliment women all the time and I'm strictly sausages! 🤗❤💯

  • @lilyaya9080
    @lilyaya9080 3 роки тому +140

    The corn-💀😭
    The snort-💀😭
    The breathing- 💀😭
    The noise that he made when he bit the pillow-💀😭
    When he squeezed his botty cheeks together-💀😭

    • @lilyaya9080
      @lilyaya9080 3 роки тому +1

      @0 What?

    • @1truestmama
      @1truestmama 3 роки тому +1

      @@lilyaya9080 it’s something wrong with him. He’s posting in every comment.

    • @lilyaya9080
      @lilyaya9080 3 роки тому +1

      @@1truestmama Yeah i agree 😑

    • @kaaydadon1238
      @kaaydadon1238 3 роки тому

      The corn really took me out 💀💀

  • @ashleydaniels9644
    @ashleydaniels9644 3 роки тому +7

    Love love love this. Just for future reference: for oil stains rub a little dawn (I use blue dawn) dish liquid into the stain with a little water then throw it in the washer.. comes right out.

  • @BigRuth32
    @BigRuth32 3 роки тому +290

    Be Honest Y'all Came Straight To The Comment Section😭

  • @Jerricaaaw
    @Jerricaaaw 3 роки тому +30

    when Zo be praying I bet jesus be up there like is he serious 😂😂😂

  • @yomommatootie9229
    @yomommatootie9229 3 роки тому +89

    "i tHOuGht THis hEfFa wAS GAy"LMAOOOOOOO

  • @RandomThingsByTracey
    @RandomThingsByTracey 3 роки тому +6

    This is like the best mukang, honesty like sitting and just chilling eating with an friend

  • @kimorahndrxx
    @kimorahndrxx 3 роки тому +79

    I love how he does a story time inside of a story time 😂

  • @amazinggrace4959
    @amazinggrace4959 3 роки тому +63

    “When you got jumped” was soooo freaking hilarious im sorry I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @jennifercrankshaw8782
    @jennifercrankshaw8782 3 роки тому +11

    So ready to watch this...we ALL need this.

  • @markieenikee6203
    @markieenikee6203 3 роки тому +22

    “Ooooh ma gawwdd where ha friends ehht “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tayhawayaa1243
    @tayhawayaa1243 3 роки тому +29

    LMFAOOOOOO “The shrimp be cleann aint got no doo doo” 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 im screaminggg

  • @aniyashawne
    @aniyashawne 3 роки тому +86

    omg who else clicks straight on the video when Zoie post!!!

  • @BeautefulSha
    @BeautefulSha 3 роки тому +126

    I don't know, why not date someone who likes what you like? I think the let down is in the fact that they won't commit.

    • @TONYZANDERZ
      @TONYZANDERZ 3 роки тому +58

      it's.... a whole thing... and as a gay guy you have to either learn and grow or get lost in the game which is where he's at, almost 😆
      essentially it's every gay guys wet dream to pull a straight guy...and it's doable... it just becomes a constant battle for their attention and you giving everything but your soul to satisfy the needs of this guy in hopes that he'll stay for good, when we already know, he's GOING to go back to what he knows no matter how wild the ride or how much of a bond you develop...which IS the butt of the joke because as the gay guy manipulating the straight guy into being vulnerable enough to question his sexuality fluidity.... there is no bond being made you're just preying on the dudes weakness because he's opened up to you in a way he's done with no one else and you "aren't like any insta gay or twitter twink" he's every encountered...
      LONG STORY SHORT, ITS A MESS AND ITS EXHAUSTING AND ZOIE SHOULD STOP 😭

    • @GotDamnZo
      @GotDamnZo  3 роки тому +42

      😂😂😂😂 I love reading yall comments

    • @sunitatum9421
      @sunitatum9421 3 роки тому +17

      @@TONYZANDERZ Well said & I agree. I want so much more for Zoe (like I know him 4 Real) smh but I do! He has such a good ❤.

    • @ms.ceeceetruthheals5814
      @ms.ceeceetruthheals5814 3 роки тому +20

      @@TONYZANDERZ When I was a manager at BK I was cool as hell with my stafff. There was this gay guy and a str8 guy I loved to work with cause we worked well together. Anyways, the gay guy had a crush on str8 guy. But the str8 guy had a couple bm's and hoes for days. They would blow up the work phone and or come up there with the mess fighting and carrying on.
      In my mind I'm like NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. I told the gay one I didn't think it was a good idea to come at him cause I'm not saving you. By the end of the night it's just us 3 and I can't stop it. He's like I think I can pull him. Well long story short, we worked a few more months together getting closer and closer but they got closer than close.
      I started seeing them talking a lil more, playing, laughing; the whole nine. Whole time I hang with and take the gay one home after work. He's telling me all about their conversations and how he's gonna get him. One week 1 bm came up there clowning, another girl pulls up and she's clowning. I shut them down and sent them away. Well that evening I'm like what you gone do?? Bm done threw yo clothes in the lot, you going home or to the girl round the corner lol. He like idk, mind you he's pissed for the duration of the shift damn near.
      By the end of the night I'm closing out the money while they're cleaning. When it was time to go he was like I'm gone catch a cab to my sister house. I'm like you can ride with us. I'll take you, we can blow one on the way. He like nawl she west and it's late. He claimed he didn't want to take me out my way or have me out by myself late. So gay guy says well I'll catch the cab with you to help you save on cost. I was floored, I mean in str8 up shock. I thought for sure he got him, this just got planned. Once he agreed to that I knew then he got him. My gay friend gave me a look and that was that on that.
      Next day, he gave me the whole run down and it was juicy. He say dude was in the room shaking like a leaf when he slobbed him down. Say when they got to grooving dude was all in, losing it. When I say they became the best of friends. Gay dude knew he wouldn't get him fully even tho that was his desire. It lasted a couple months but dude stayed going back to his bm. When I say str8 dude was fine as wine in the springtime, baby I mean FINE. Tall, nice print, nice teeth, and clean. Bm started getting suspicious but he played it off like they was just cool; we work together nearly everyday, it's nothing. I felt so bad knowing he wasn't just playing her with women but a man too. However, not my business so I stayed out of it. Eventually str8 guy left job cause he knew it was starting to show. But kept meeting up with gay guy til the bm followed and caught him. Said that to say it's very doable.
      Gay friend was sick when it ended though. Mind you I was about 22, str8 dude was 21, and gay dude had just made 19. I was in complete shock from the situation. I started to look a lil closer, investigated a lot more, and made sure to keep my gay friend away from my dudes lol. No but seriously I definitely learned not to put anything past folks. You really never know. 🤷‍♀️

    • @AuthorLHollingsworth
      @AuthorLHollingsworth 3 роки тому +1

      Facts!!!😭😭😭

  • @eyeheartfilm
    @eyeheartfilm 3 роки тому +14

    I had a friend (male) tell me that if a man can't see themselves adding to your life - providing something substantial whether it's finances, stability, etc. - then they won't bother pursuing a relationship because you don't NEED them. It's about THEIR insecurities. It's not a "you" problem - it's a "them" problem.

  • @anayaxo9007
    @anayaxo9007 3 роки тому +196

    y’all not mad enough about him getting jumped for me

    • @DazhaLarae
      @DazhaLarae 3 роки тому +2

      By who? You ready to slide

    • @jaleesatate6941
      @jaleesatate6941 3 роки тому +15

      FRL! Nobody fucking helped him either. I would’ve smacked all them for not helping. Cut tf off💯

  • @prettyvina
    @prettyvina 3 роки тому +67

    “What’s friendly shit”” 😭😂😂

  • @xzariafarmer2489
    @xzariafarmer2489 3 роки тому +47

    Am I the only one who watches these and telling zo to chew. I be like “chew zo chew”.

  • @watergreen9900
    @watergreen9900 3 роки тому +47

    "This ain't no sauce, this some laxative".. lol 😆

  • @natizzletv7256
    @natizzletv7256 3 роки тому +30

    FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH, PLUS I'M EATING AS WELL... A WIN WIN

  • @jayvieonlj
    @jayvieonlj 3 роки тому +264

    Everyone clicked fast asf didn’t they? It’s damn near a competition at this point. 😭😭
    Edit: Guess I’ll be quicker next time comes around. 😂

  • @PrissyShaee
    @PrissyShaee 3 роки тому +16

    Zo makes you feel as if your right in the room with him laughing and joking like homegirls🤎