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Half in the Bag Episode 41: Skyfall
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- Опубліковано 18 лис 2012
- After a bizarre encounter with Mr. Plinkett, Mike and Jay decide to see the latest James Bond film, Skyfall, starring that guy from Cowboys and Aliens.
the sarcasm and dry humor has reached an all time high. i cant distinguish between the sarcasm and the real criticisms.
Then they succeeded it seems.
I love the sarcasm
but day srs?!?
I’m gay
Their only hope is that you are either upset or offended (or amused, I guess.)
Javier Bardem may have been a computer guy, but he's no Neil Breen.
+Jonathan Fish He's the best he has the best ballsack
+Jonathan Fish He'll never beat Neil Breen. Nobody can.
That's not fair though, cause Neil Breen's the best at that stuff
Jonathan Fish Neil breen is like every James bond character in one and then some !
Jonathan Fish
Damn right.
"The first gay Bond villain."
Seems these hack VCR repairmen have never heard of Mr Kidd and Mr Wynt.
Confirmed for...
Being a bond fan
*Wint
Haven't watched the older ones yet, can't tell if you're saying they're gay because of the way they act/look or if they're actually gay?
@@CosmicTeapot In the novel it's stated subtly, but stated nonetheless.
In the film it's very strongly suggested in a couple of spots, like when one of them makes a comment about an attractive female and the other one turns and looks at him with a mock shock "you're not turning straight on me, are you now?", but I'm guessing Broccoli and Saltzman didn't want to push it too far.
They weren't really the villain. They were henchmen.
They do actually leave keys in bulldozers coming from experience.
Yeah especially when they are being shipped anything that is shipped freight the keys are with or in whatever it is for loading and unloading.
Even on job sites they very rarely take the keys out overnight.
The things are so huge, slow and loud the idea of trying to steal one is incredibly impractical.
-t. someone who had a bulldozer we didnt own sitting isolated in the middle of a field left there by the work crew for 8 months.
@@booradley6832 When builders were renovated my house, they had two stolen because they left the keys in and gypsies showed up and took em at 4am
@@WoWBaxter
Lol. Howeer I think this examle is unfair tbh. Gypsies are a double negative, as they somehow manage to regularly make bulldozer levels of noise despite having no equipment, so when they steal one it goes relatively undetected.
@@booradley6832 Unless they hitch their horses to it, when it becomes conspicuous by the clip clop noises....
That scene where the car jumps the ramp and does a corkscrew, is absolutely real by the way. They done it in one shot with a stuntman. The director of The Man with the Golden Gun wanted him to do it again because 'It looked too good'. The stuntman then turned around and said 'I'm not doing it again because that's the first time I've done it'
The slide whistle somewhat belies the greatness of the accomplishment.
I was about to make that same comment lol, but I think that they used that to illustrate how silly and over the top the bond films are
@Luigi Nastro no, I'm aware, but that type of thing would never happen in an actual car chase, and thats what they were trying to illustrate when they used that clip
We know it's real, we can see the car turning. Thanks for telling everyone what they saw. You knew something we didn't know.
@@amorphousfilms. don't be a dick
I know this is 8 years old, but... that final "Hi Nacy, I'd like to make a deposit..." is brilliant!
The humour of these guys in all their videos is incredible.
I've only recently discovered this channel; So much classic entertainment.... Thanks all at RLM :-)
they choose good movies to review too
I've been binge watching half in the bag and I have come to the conclusion that this episode features the best scenario the vcr dudes have encountered
W
I'm on a binge myself ...I just can't stop half in the bag!!
Devan Fava do you still think this is the best after 2 years more?
Episode 90 is transcendent.
These guys actually managed to vindicate the Star Wars prequels as the most entertaining exercise in how not to make film...
No one actually goes to the moon in Moonraker.
Christian Eggers I'm more upset that no one rakes anything.
I was disappointed the sky didn't fall in this one.
+Christian Eggers Still my favourite Bond movie. Great villain, doesn't take itself to seriously, desperate attempt to cash in on Star Wars.
Reverend Benzo sorry! D-:
No one had a golden eye in Goldeneye.
That spy didn't love you, he was just trying to get in your pants.
Tomorrow dies in 2 days.
Diamonds decay after 32 billion years.
You actually only live once.
I love that some younger viewers will assume they added those sound effects to the Bond movies.
Would you guys ever consider a James Bond retrospective? Coming from people who aren't too familiar with the series would be really interesting.
i could watch half in the bag for hours; in fact, i have xD
Doing it right now
Who couldn't?
I am in the middle of it
They would do a great mystery science theater 3000 type mockery as the movies going realtime
Same
"That giant stone head vomiting up guns..."
"I thought that was 'Q'!"
"It would be nice to see them write a clever villain that does not use computers, but the last 3 James Bond villains have been Euro-Villain-SuperComputer-Guy"
Good news Mike! Spectre has a completely fresh angle on... ohhhh.
Casino Royale villain wasn't a computer guy wtf
Good news, No Time to Die now has replaced Euro-Villain-SuperComputer-Guy with Euro-Villain-SuperPoison-Guy
First gay James Bond villains are the two fellows in Diamonds Are Forever but they shied away from making it obvious, the novel characters are gay and the insinuations in the movie are subtle but they are definitely there.
"One of us smells like a tarts handkerchief..."
I miss 2012, when most every summer action movie was amazing.
I just watched this on hulu and I honestly found it to be kinda underwhelming. I wonder if I would have felt differently back in 2012
This is probably one of the funniest, smartest skits I've ever seen. And it's so impossibly hard to find out of the hundred+ episodes you guys have.
The writing and editing of Plinkett's shenanigans and pure senility, coupled with Rich Evan's performance had me laughing to tears, man.
It was a little too silly for me, but that tag at the end when Plinkett comes right back in after he robs them had me laughing for a solid couple of minutes. That payoff made the whole gag worth it!
This is the first RLM review that I have seen, I like the casual atmosphere they display and it is a nice change of pace to see reviewers on the internet who casually talk about plot holes without shouting like a child or having a brain aneurysm.
There is hope for the future.
We need Re:View of all the Bond films with Jay and Mike. You can only dream.
Oh the schlock they could discuss from some of those movies!
It was actually very clever to have the villain win with high-tech gimmicks and then have the good guys turn the tables with low-tech counter-measures, but we didn't need it beaten over our heads for 45 minutes at the end.
that scene with Plinkett at the "pharmacy" is one of the greatest recorded on video.
When Bond switched cars, all I could think was, "You're going to make Judi Dench ride from London to Scotland in a Sixties-era sports car?" She'd be looking for the ejection-seat button before they reached the city limits!
It’s a grand tourer she would be fine .
"First gay James Bond villain"
"tastefully done"
"without making it a big deal"
"without making fun of it"
Oh boy...so "Diamonds Are Forever" is definitely NOT among the few bonds that Mike has seen.
Well, was that couple of henchman "tasteful" and without "making fun" though? Their gayness isn't even that clear if you don't pay attention or know already.
@@Targisvear They hold hands. It’s clear.
Daniel Kregg.
I was looking for this comment
Daniel Greggs
Daniel *Gregg*
Simple as. Nuff said.
Brexit means Brexit.
Tell us what happened lad.
The funny thing is, when they're talking about 'complete realism' at around 2:15, that car stunt was real.
If you disregard that the car was actually a stunt car designed specifically to perform that stunt, and not actually the car that was used in the previous chase footage. If they had attempted to perform that stunt with a car that was not designed specifically to perform that stunt, it wouldn't have worked.
Just cuz it can be done in real life by a pro doesn’t mean it feels believable in a story
@X Y Double moron
WHAT? MIKE AND JAY LIKED A MOVIE THAT I DIDN'T??? HOW DARE THEY!! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE EVERYTHING I LIKE AND HATE EVERYTHING I HATE!!!!!
Agreed
Since Jay hasn’t seen Bond, it’s perfect for Plinketto!
Sometimes it feels like the RLM fandom tries way to hard to be like Mike and Jay, and are now incapable of enjoying good movies.
+EarendilUndomiel I have been watching their reviews for about 5+ years an I noticed that about myself several months ago, it was hard for me to enjoy movies because I would just critique them and come off very cynical instead of sitting back and saying "Hey this is just a fucking movie, just enjoy it." Needless to say I really love their reviews because I think they have great views, and are entertaining. There are still REALLY bad movies out their, but I leave the judgment to these two now.
+EarendilUndomiel They enjoy plenty of movies, but are critical of mistakes in the movies, but people only remember the negativity.
***** I know that. What I meant was that fans try way to hard, and therefore nitpick even good movies that Mike and Jay enjoy.
EarendilUndomiel That's who they make fun of, like at the beginning of this video, but I do agree with you.
For some reason I am in tears and short of breath when Plinkett tries to sit down and stand up while screaming lol
In years to come the ‘stealing water’ plot in QOS won’t look as dumb as it does now.
Fact of life in Australia
Seen that ending coming a mile away AND I still died. Classic.
The cut to Live and Let Die where the bad guy inflates and explodes...the way the cut was made during Mike and Jay's discussion.....perfection and hilarious!
For those people complaining, the review starts at 24:49
Rich sitting down and standing up makes me laugh whenever I think of it
always weird to hear "Craig" pronounced as "Creg" by Jay
That's how it's pronounced
@@jamesbowen2088 nope
It’s an American thing.
Phonetically, how is it supposed to be pronounced?
@@nicholasbintner4677 Like "Cray" with a "g" on the end. But Americans pronounce it like "Creg".
"I thought that was Q" is a brilliant line.
Remember the good old days when they'd film a new Bond movie and then we'd get to see it.
LOL. I was traumatized as a child by my dad bringing me to see Zardoz.
Glad I'm not the only one who remembers Like Mike
The beginning is like a YMS review
LonelyToothpick yms was fan of red letter media
Wow, this turned out to be one of my favorite Mr. Plinkett intro/outros
This is the very first Half in the Bag episode I've watched (4 years ago) and I remember watching the first few minutes and not understanding their style of humor and sarcasm so I quickly commented "fuck this review, the movie was not that bad" or something like that, and then people replied to my comment like "you're stupid, man". so now 4 years later I go through the comments telling new people they're stupid. yeah!
Hahaha! I'm slowly going through the entire Half in the Bag playlist and I STILL thought they were being serious at first.
The Circle is Complete!
It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife!
Re-watching this one, the Plinkett skit killed me!
Still waiting on the SPECTRE review..
After all the other reviews (and internal emails from the North Korea Sony hack revealing it was a steaming pile), it was probably impossible to find an original way to say it sucked.
It sucked, just like Skyfall.
2:14 I mean, this really did happen. It was a badass, legit stunt, and they got it on camera. Pretty f*cking realistic imo.
I didn't realize there was that much internet hate for Skyfall. I loved it! The perfect blend of fun, intrigue, action, etc. It was also a better Batman film than The Dark Knight Rises (There was a Gothic house with an attached secret cave, a British butler introduced, a disfigured villain, etc.).
I had the problem too. But I'll tell you Skyfall is a great Bond movie!
Again....Internet hate from where?
They forgot to mention how this movie is just gorgeous. Especially the whole last act. Cynematography and colours are very stylish.
when rich started screaming i literally choked
Jay: “This is the first James Bond movie I’ve ever seen.”
Also Jay: “The movie started very ‘James Bondy.’ “.
Me: How would Jay even know???????
Jay, seconds earlier: "As someone who hasn't seen James Bond movies but is very aware of the staples of James Bond movies because it's such a part of our pop culture..."
If you feel the need to say "I have never seen a James Bond movie" fifty fucking times, then you have seen a ton of them...
I personally really liked Timothy Dalton, second favourite after Craig.
The Living Daylights is easily one of the best Bond movies
Dalton is overrated because its cool and popular too say hes underrated. If that makes sense
Licence to Kill in my top 5 bond movies
His character of Simon Skinner in the movie Hot Fuzz is remarkable!!!!
Dear god. The pharmacy bit is the funniest shit ever. I can't stop laughing.
Mike made a comparison to Star Trek!!! I'm shocked.
Skyfall: a movie about how Bond is getting older and computers are the future and old agents can't compete... except that an agent even older than Bond outsmarts their young computer genius in 5 minutes by using computers.
Great action scenes and amazing cinematography, but the script has like 5-10 moments where it really hits the audience over the head with "Sometimes... the OLD ways are best" lines where they practically look at the camera.
Javier Bardem is actually a year younger than Daniel Craig. He was just an MI6 agent before Bond became a double 0
The gay Bond villain was so subtle I didn't even think about it at the time, I thought he was just toying with Bond to throw him off in an unexpected manner, making a peak masculine heterosexual power fantasy feel odd with uncomfortable advances.
One third of this review is sarcastic. I fucking love this channel
I feel like they are satirizing the online critic culture that they created here.
Just "feel"?
That part was weird because I would have expected Tanner to physically grab M & try to escort her out of the building. I know he is not a field agent but if 007 says "Get M out of there", you get M out of there.
7:30 of sarcasm
I almost walked from this video until I got it. Ya had me. Damnit. Best bond ever. Sorry Mr. C., Mr. Sean C.
Ok,mr. Plinkett sitting down and standing up...that was hilarious!!!
Casino Royale's villain didn't use computers much
Rich Evans is a god.
“He’s got so much computer access he could just kick in the door and shoot her in the face” I’m dying over this lmaoo
I'm glad that you guys post half in the bag on UA-cam as of late. Keep it up RLM!
IT'S A JOKE. MOVIE WAS GOOD. JOKE IS ABOUT OVER ANALYSIS OF FILMS
+Maestro Gee like yourmoviesucks?
+Xevious 1 oooooooooooo true tho
+Maestro Gee They actually liked the movie.
Cho-Manno, Revolutionnary Yeah they did, I remember quite enjoying it myself actually.
Nah. It really did suck. Overanalyzing is bad, but that doesn't mean Skyfall didn't still suck ass because it did.
"I don't know where they're gonna go next, and I'm excited to see."
Oh boy...
Love this intro ..spoofing all these real life critiques
I LOVED the plinkett scenes. Greatness!
I really liked the movie, even though near the end it kind of reminded me of home alone.
Well in fairness Bond has been acting on the offensive for 5 decades, it was about time he played on the defensive for once
im going to go watch skyfall now so i can fall asleep.
You god damn trolls lol You had me goin' there for a second. I thought that you were being double agents with your sarcasm. Well played Mike. Well played.
The car stunts in James Bond movies has allways been done for real there are no fakes. (besides the flying car, but that was because the real flying car broke and killed the creators)
You mean chitty-chitty-bang-bang? Sweet Jesus...
"Prescription drugs and beer."
What a coincidence.
"I demand the utmost realism in my James Bond films"
*proceeds to show a rediculous stunt that was actually done practically*
9:45 Mike must be drunk. THIS movie is better than Casino Royale?
If Casino Royale isn't the best, most coherent, most well-written Bond film... it certainly is in the top 3. It could stand on its own as a genuinely fantastic spy thriller.
Skyfall does not hold up.
You're not wrong. Moonrakers are a series of shuttles that take the villain and a bunch of blow-dried 70s looking disco people to a space station.
You keep talking about skyfall, but I'll just say this: the comedic timing of Plinkett here killed me.
Was James Bond wearing a bullet proof vest when he got shot in the beggining or what!? Where did the bullet hit him???
shoulder
the motorbike chase was not green screen
I wouldn't really question the practicality or the realism of a Bond movie. They're kinda supposed to be unrealistic.
Can I suck on your opinion?
That doesn't give you carte blanche to do whatever ridiculous, absolutely insane thing you can think of. Yes, some level of suspension of disbelief is required, but the worst Bond movies (Skyfall, Die Another Day, Moonraker, You Only Live Twice) push it waaaay too far.
Mr. Plinkett is becoming my favorite part of these. He used to really annoy me at first
Time and place bae
Loved Skyfall. Loved it, I tell ya.
The franchise basically answers all their questions in the next film. It was still ridiculous and implausible.
I was wondering if they were going to keep up the bit for the whole 24 minutes.
15:58
I'm pretty sure Mr Wint and Mr Kidd hold that title.
im trying to watch all the half in the bags since they're ending the series and starting re-review show
that's a lie. What web browser did you find your bullshit at?
What has he had?
+carteliser huh?
Re-view si different than half in The bag and the best of worst.
"Hajib" really got me, and when it hit that I think it's a hijab spelled backwards joke it really warmed my cockles
17:03 The funniest part I've seen in a while, and that's saying much.
"There's one part that was clearly greenscreened" that scene was actually real stunts!
Fact: Timothy Dalton is the best Bond and License to Kill is one of the 3 best Bond movies, quite possibly the best.
I might have to watch it then. I loved Living Daylights but my cousin told me Licence was too boring so I skipped it. That being said he also said View to a Kill was one of his favorites but I thought it was so incredibly silly so maybe his opinion isn't one I should be going off of.
Licence To Kill is a poor imitation of 80's action movies.
No - any Bond film in which Bond cries or quits MI6 can’t make the top three.
such a great openning
Brilliant film for me. One of the best Bond films. 9/10.
George Lazenby
Best ending to Half in the Bag ever! I laughed so hard!
They keep showing Live and Let Die as an example of goofy Bond, but it’s my favorite by far
Loved the movie, and loved the commentary.
Mike and Jay commenting on Bond cannon without having seen every Bond movie (as if they don’t have the time??) is like listening to Civil War historians who’ve never actually studied the Civil War.
I have to disagree with the criticism that at the beginning of Quantum of Solace, you're not sure why the car chase is happening. That's the whole point. You're not sure what's going on until the boot opens up and you see Mr White from the end of Casino Royale. Then you have the realisation; this is happening literally hours after the first film. I thought that was well presented and played.
The local workers where I grew up kept the keys in their equipment so I used to joyride the forklift through the orchards by my house when the workers left. So yeah, maybe someone left the keys in the CAT lmao
"i thought that was Q" got me