EIC | AMBANI KA FRIDGE | AZEEM BANATWALLA
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- Опубліковано 11 лис 2019
- 2021 UPDATE:
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Instagram: azeembanatwalla
Twitter: TheBanat
Written & performed by Azeem Banatwalla
DOP: Karan Asnani
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Venue: The Cuckoo Club, Mumbai - Комедії
Since a lot of folks are asking, Azeem *IS* coming to Pune. This weekend, on 17th Nov. Not a lot of tickets left. Get 'em on BookMyShow :)
Ok dafuq
After seeing the schedule, i immediately scrolled down to comment, "Pune kaha hai?" And saw this..
trying to book a show for surat...we need to collect a printed ticket after booking online... the address given for collecting the ticket is a road...not a place...an entire road!...is that a joke? why the hell you need printed tickets anyway?
Why am i listening to what he is saying? Its not even a comedy show.
@@alokpandey5088 fdxxcxccx
The last time azeem uploaded a video, Maharashtra had a government.
Edit : omg so many likes!
😂😂
Accurate 😂
Holy shit😂😂
Dammm😂😂😂
Hahaha 😂😂😂
The audience was over the patisserie joke 3 jokes ago..Bruh that subtitle guy deserves a raise
I do deserve a raise
@@thebanat 😂😂
@@thebanat lol dude 😂
@@thebanat YOu'll only get A-nil !
"subtitble"
The subtitles are having a separate Stand up comedy session...😁
Correct 😂
Separate*
😂
haha nice
angad and sapan: touring us
azeem: touring india
sahil: let's buy a new bowtie.
Apna Time Aayega.
@@SahilShahcomedy the real one replied wtf
@@SahilShahcomedy who's your bowtie dealer?
I think sahil is touring too. I mean I saw his show tickets in bookmyshow (Bengaluru).
Correct is wrong
And "light wale shoes" .
That “Satans’s giant fork” joke was criminally under-appreciated!
THANK YOU! It's my favourite
These folk arent laughing hard
That part was really damn funny where mukesh ambani cow's named "MOO-KESH" 😂😂
BRING BACK EIC OUTRAGE...!!
yes Boss 👊
wapas lao
Bring back Atul Khatri, too 😂
I bought Kissan Jam when I was in 4th standard. It got expired when we finished just 1/10th of it. We bought it again. We ate for a week. Then it became dormant. Last time we bought Jam, it got expired even before we opened the seal. Now all 3 sister bottles lie in my fridge.
u see, thats another thing. expiry date is just a print on our food! go for it, nothing will happen as long as theres no mold on it
@@ytadltspv
Haha sir thanks for the concern. That was just a joke 😆
@@ytadltspv thanks I see ' sharks around don't jump' is just a print I should swim and nothing will happen as long as I don't see any fins.
@@randomguy1897 actually the expiry date is just a number where after that period it is no longer fresh according to the company which you buy the product from. The sign is very different and expiry dates are completely different things.
@@randomguy1897 lmao
The fridge story was so relatable... I was burst in laughing the entire day... thanks Azeem for the lovely video!
Awesome bro!! The punchline that I liked the most is 'dekho too yeh pas-ta, par socho kitni doori hai, kaisi yeh majboori hai'. I burst into laughter 🤣🙌.
Dude you really got me at second level of fridge door, full of expired Sauces and spreads 😁😁
True true, 100% true
I love how he is so proud of the puns lmao
As he should be
That satan joke is criminally underappreciated 😂⚰️
Tetris is my favourite game and I play tetris in the fridge every single day. Thank you azeem for such depth in perception. I have developed new respect for you🖖
Azeem could literally joke about a spoon and I'd die laughing! 😂😂😂
Hiiiiiiiii
@@mohammedhaneef9386 nehi degi brooo🥲
Watching while eating Death by Chocolate cake jar...... Yikes
Jokes are new to me. This guy never disappoints. 👍
3:11 i am offended * eating family pudding from monginis*
So I am not the only person that experiences leftovers-stress!!!
Eic without azeem is like Maharashtra without a government 🤣
Don't insult Azeem like that. C'mon man. Maharashtra clearly is able to survive without a govt 😂 EIC needs him around
I haven't laughed this hard in any stand up before. The oregano part brought tears to my eyes... Crazzzyyy😂😂😂
The standup comedian with the best comic timing. Hands down 🙌🏼
Ok this is exactly my fridge...
Oh man, this was epic! We need more content! Also hats off to the subtitle guy!
It's really cool that Azeem is cracking these jokes. I thought that was Sa-pun's forte.
It's actually Sahil's forte but I get that you had to use Sapan for the joke 😂
@@nishilbright2007 ``
I lost it at - *I have fossilised Oregano* 😂😂😂
He actually said "Buy the tickets at East India *Company* ..." XD
I really want to know what are the full forms of DAFUQ, AFAIK and IDGAF.
please tell me 😊😊
That Domino's Pizza joke was relatable 😂
OMG i can totally relate to the fridge part.our fridge has the same tamplet. and im from Pakistan 😂
The fridge facts are so true that I basically checked it right now 😂😅
That dominoes wala is soooooo fuckinnnnng relatable I died laughing
Great Comic Bro...Enjoyed like Hell about Mookesh and Modi joke...Good Luck for your tours bro...👍👍👍
This man said some true things
Last time I was this early Atul was still a part of EIC
Atul gas left ????
@@siddharthsen373 yes
@@siddharthsen373 ask him if gas is left.
Sorry, not sorry :p
Also it's been 2 years. You've been living in a cave it seems 😂
@@nishilbright2007 newly introduced to eic bro
When Fridge ate a cake he exploded!
Also the video's about fridge XD
Azeem as usual rocked .. good laughter
Azeem is the punniest comedian on the EIC roster 😂
He’s so underrated and the subtitles have a separate fan base. 😅
Was expecting ur shown in Belgaum/Belgium
One of the cardinal and primordial rules to living in Bandra? Always sleep inside a shop or an apartment and never sleep on the 'pavements' (read: footpath in suburban Mumbai) even if you are a struggling Bollywood artist, kyunki.... "Bhai ki (driverless) gaadi both faasht hey baavaaaa. Kabhi bhi tum loga pey chadh sakti hey."
2:45 Am I the only one who thought of Rahul Gandhi when he said Rahul?
Yes , yes you are
Yes
Yup
Yeah man. Sorry to know.
8:28 MOO-KESH😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
By the way love your jokes man too good.!
Tetris in refrigerator!! LOL
Appreciate the subtitle guy!!
@Sruthilaz Zehara didn't you watch the vid ?
@Sruthilaz Zehara the guy not only just wrote what Azeem said but also added few bits 😂😌
It's azeem as well
Azeem," Managing a fridge is a fucking nightmare"
Ole: now you know why i bottled 5 semi finals
🤣🤣
Loveliest comedy heard recently..thanks for the lemon in egg tray tip, now they won't be rolling off the floor everytime i open the door
Amazing....throughly enjoyed
Improved performance... Impressive work 👍
The good thing is that Azeem is gaining weight.
😓
@@thebanat bro thats a good thing, you look great after gaining weight, also with weight increase your stamina to run faster on footpath as you live in Bandra.
And from my point of view you are the most intelligent standup comedian in the business right now. We Engineers are intelligent by default.
It's because he's picking up on Neville's eating habits :D
That's both bold and funny! Enjoyed the whole set.
I use the stored oregano on Maggi! And it tastes amazing.
This must b kahani har Indian fridge ki...... Awesome loved it bro last one was amazing cherry on top type i hope ur audience got that...
I was just visualising our fridge and clapping hahahahahah too good azeem
This guy is hilarious!!! Love your comedy Azeem!
Everything is 100% true abt my fridge too 🤣🤣🤣
That fridge door facts though! 😂
Seeing this guy's face, no one would expect him to be a stand up comedian. He looks so serious, if you meet him outside the first impression is that of a class topper who was just offered a job in Campus Placements in topmost MNCs.
But, his comedy timing is impeccable. There isn't a skit which bored me, unlike others.
Fridge part is so relatableeeee😂😂
Witty; well thought of,excellent execution of you lines - well done you are a stand-up par excellence
9:21
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Azeem: This is the world cup...
Yass I love this 😂😂💕💕
That moo-kesh joke was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Last few lines..compelled me to like this video😂🤣🤣
Vishal Dadlani and Pentagram. 😂😂 Too good.
The observations were so on point...loveeed the video
I was one of the audience member. It was an awesome show.
The best video I've watched in months.💖
Hiii
_oh man, You're amazingggg_
_I subscribed EIC just bcoz of u_
_and today when notification pings having ur name I just clicked weee doubt thinking_
Don't usually troll people, but you my friend, are as funny as a funeral.
That was just awesome! Original!! Savage!!! 🔥🔥
Omg how did i not come across this absolute gem of hilarity earlier. Better late than never though.
That shelf of expired sauces .....oh damn did he peek into my fridge 😮😂
Too good bro
You maintained the line very well
Last time Sth this good came on utube , ManU was legit
Second shelf contents....... from Dominos......that was abolutely relatable🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed like crazy today thanks
Veg people store mangoes, jackfruit, etc in the freezer 😂
Vishal Dadlani was there for some reason 😂😂😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
2nd shelf -- tooooo good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 !! Were you peeking inside my fridge ??
His live show was amazing. He is best in his craft.
Always funny to hear him.
6:35 Bang on man 😂😂. It's the same household story.
Excellent. Best I've seen from you
i have to use big boxes or bricks sometimes to actually forcefully keep my fridge door close ...
Azeem, you are absolutely brilliant!
Azeem stand up came after a long time. He so talented and funny guy👍🏻.
"For that Mookesh joke" - 👍
8:50 is insane🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
The best man...can't stop laughing....keep up the good work sir
You are my favourite comedian !! :)
Same happens at my house brotheerr 😂👏
When he was talking about names, I was waiting for him to mention DBC...
I wanted to hear alive by chocolate
Thank god. You are back
Many jokes went above my head 😂😂 😂😂 😂
This is so relatable! hahahaha
EIC Outrage vapas lao yaaaar. It was amazing
PSA: Please like the original comment so that EIC notice.
2:50 Mouse finbar : It happens sometimes Azeem.
Wish There were a show in Pune, too!
There is! On 17th, this Sunday. Tickets on bookmyshow!
@@thebanat Pune.. sold out 😁
Awesome observation about fridge's 2nd row.
Go Azeem, don't stop what you are doing. It is lovely.