4:00 This is actually canon 😭😭 In the phone call “Request from Simeon” he asks MC to look over Luke for him while he’s doing an errand, because he’s worried about Solomon doing the cooking
Solomons hair is actually black but because he never washes all the dead skin on his scalp pilled up and made it look white. If you go through his hair often enough all the dead skin will make it look like a new ice age arrived
Solomon, as much I love you, nobody wants to eat your food, it's terrible and literally has horrible side effects Also I have a question to all the Sagittarius people, are ye all terrible cooks or bad in the kitchen or like is it December born ones (My birthday is 5 days before Solomon's and I can't cook for my life )
the intro has the same energy as that one chat in obey me when Levi (i think) was trying to find a song by going like “what’s the song that goes _____?” and lucifer manages to actually figure out what song he’s talking about
*Note: My AU* *Solomon:* _"I'm rethinkin my life choices."_ *_Cryin on the inside._* *Me: "AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"* *_Dies on the floor, wheezin._* *Simeon:* _"That's kinda mean.."_ *_Pities Solomon a bit._* *Luke:* _"Even if Solomon is like that, no one should ever insult her!"_ *_Overprotective chiuachiua noises._* *The others: **_Dead from wheezin._* *Solomon:* _"Why are we just here? Just to suffer-"_
I'd like to believe that Solomon taught Kay and Jack from the Cooking with Jack Show how to cook... the disasters we've seen are Solomon level catastrophes - atrocities - heinous war crimes
I like how this one person kept levelling up purely because they were roasting Solomon
4:00 This is actually canon 😭😭 In the phone call “Request from Simeon” he asks MC to look over Luke for him while he’s doing an errand, because he’s worried about Solomon doing the cooking
Solomon makes Christmas white using his dandruff.
PLEASEEEE
DAMN
W H E E Z E
“Solomon is the one who made Mcdonald’s sprite” yeah, he was trying to make water.
I'M OVER HERE LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES THE MOST ???
u never miss
If Solomon was immortal before this then now he's definitely dead
Solomons hair is actually black but because he never washes all the dead skin on his scalp pilled up and made it look white. If you go through his hair often enough all the dead skin will make it look like a new ice age arrived
LMAO WHAG
ZIP YO' MOUTH-😤 THAT WAS FOUL OF YOU💀💀
VIOLATION LMFAO
This is the kind of information that i do not want to know.
NAH 😭😭😭
Solomon, as much I love you, nobody wants to eat your food, it's terrible and literally has horrible side effects
Also I have a question to all the Sagittarius people, are ye all terrible cooks or bad in the kitchen or like is it December born ones (My birthday is 5 days before Solomon's and I can't cook for my life )
SNSJHAHAHA IM A SAGITTARIUS AND I CANT COOK EITHER
idk what dec sags ur talking about but my cooking is divine😤
LMAO I'M A SAGITTARIUS AND I'M SCARED TO FRY AN EGG ALL BY MY SELF😭😭
Guys I think Solomon is on fire
From the roasts? Or being sent to hell for his cooking… or from him accidentally setting the kitchen on fire because he was cooking 😭
This was hell to witness in real time
That was the whole point of this game.
This deserves a standing ovation, I’m so proud of y’all, I’m cackling so much 💀💀 -Mod Asmo
the intro has the same energy as that one chat in obey me when Levi (i think) was trying to find a song by going like “what’s the song that goes _____?” and lucifer manages to actually figure out what song he’s talking about
Solomon gets an award everytime there's a cooking competition, just so he WON'T participate.
Solomon must be having the best birthday of his life /s
Solomon would be the kind of person to buy off-brand stuff from Aldi’s and make a rip-off version of a dish and call it ‘gormet’
I have no idea if I should be laughing or crying-
Solomon is alternate universe england from hetalia.
Also I unironically like Solomon pls T-T
Yes! Although Satan tho....
How the fuck did i write this 2 years ago already help
It was amazing to witnesss this in real time. But even better hearing them read outloud
“Is he bothering you, queen?”
“Where’s my hug??”
This was the best birthday present of my life thank you Hannah-
OMG IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I’m laughing so hard rn that now Luci is asking if I’m mentally and physically okay
The demon bro's don't want a pact with Solomom bc of his cooking.
Solomon and Belphie are my absolute favorite I am shitting tears
I CAN'T **WEHEEZESSS** I AM SO SORRY- "Solomon unironically says deez nutz" I CAN'T-
I love Solomon's cooking and I love him
HEAR ME OUT REAL QUICK.....
Obey me but it's Unus Annus
Solomon’s cooking is probably a new level of execution
People just kept leveling up from roasting Solomon 😂
0:27 THAT HIT HARD 😂
my friend shifted to Obey me and solomon forced her to eat his food 🙁
HAHAHAHA
@@ObeyMeNoObeyUs she got mad at him
0:26 HELP MEEE IS THAT KEVIN FROM HONKAI IMPACT
*YES*
Solomon really said "Sugar Spice and everything nice" while the ones that ate his food are in the hospital
*Note: My AU*
*Solomon:* _"I'm rethinkin my life choices."_
*_Cryin on the inside._*
*Me: "AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"*
*_Dies on the floor, wheezin._*
*Simeon:* _"That's kinda mean.."_
*_Pities Solomon a bit._*
*Luke:* _"Even if Solomon is like that, no one should ever insult her!"_
*_Overprotective chiuachiua noises._*
*The others: **_Dead from wheezin._*
*Solomon:* _"Why are we just here? Just to suffer-"_
The reason he had over a thousand wife's I'd because when he'd cook for them tHeY wOuLd DiE
Dawg you could take a whiff of Solomons cooking and get superpowers or it would just burn off ur nose hairs completely istg
💀 bro why does everyone hate Solomon sure his cooking is ass- yk what I get it now
YOU MADE ME CRY!!😭😭 IM BLOCKING ALL OF YOU!! /j
Solomon taught my maternal grandma how to cook. That's why it's so bad.
Solomon was born in the medieval times so he still believes the earth is flat and bloodletting is a miracle cure
happy birthday to crusty and musty grandpa man
this was so fucking fun to doooooo!
-bubbles
GOODBYEEEE THE SOLOMON SLANDERRR
These were so good 😭😭😭😭you definitely gotta do more of these this was so funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Solomon's hair is so white even the angels are repelled by it.
I'd like to believe that Solomon taught Kay and Jack from the Cooking with Jack Show how to cook...
the disasters we've seen are Solomon level catastrophes - atrocities - heinous war crimes
Solomon the type of guy, to become TikTok famous for his cooking.
Solomon probably compliment someone's hairs because it's smells good but never compliment himself because he had crusty hairs
"Norman" 😭
I-… I like Solomon… 🥺
Ik roasting Solomon is done (this video)
Solomon is the gacha bad boy wannabe along with levi-
They try and intimidate MC
“GG”
Solomon looks like he’d be a pro-life conservative.
I'm PRECIPITATING JAJAKAKHDIWHDKWJD
PRECIPITATING 💀💀
Heh I’m honey I ate the children
I'm eating popcorn while watching this.
-Discord Satan
Why is everyone so eager to insult Solomon?
I mean same he deserves it but-
I like these people
To everyone Solomon hater: be nice to him. He's trying his best
I'm here😈
im literally cryingn i dont know what else to say
4:37 Okay and? So am I. 🙄
Rip Solomon 😂
LOL
(first 🥺)
HELP KE NOT KEVIN KASLANA OH MY GOD I M FUCIIH DYING NOT K EVIN
Can you do lucifer slander because everyone hate lucifer execpt diavolo but only because hes gay
we do them on the characters birthday so it’s coming at some point this year
@@ObeyMeNoObeyUs this will be the best birthday gift
Oof
Lmao. I have so many mixed feelings towards him. I never trusted him. Never will.
not kevin kaslana nooooo
Wait was this march 11 that’s my birthday
idk i feel like he doesnt know how to make a tie
DAYUM
5:21 😤👍 sorry mammon
Yaaaaay, i got two in the video
gg
Dayum y'all-
2:13 🪦
Please tell me your gonna do a Diavolo version 😭🔫