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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • DL Hughley explains how growing up in Los Angeles shaped the way he sees the world.
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  • @professrsmokem4299
    @professrsmokem4299 9 років тому +426

    He delivered that final joke perfectly. It's a serious topic, but he adds just enough comedy in there to keep it light hearted and then finishes off with some valuable life advice that had the crowd thinking long after he left the stage. I like that.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 років тому +17

      DL is a master

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 років тому

      Subject 27 dope

    • @dmitrikinney1575
      @dmitrikinney1575 6 років тому

      The M®««©\§«℃°ω_". Mmvwxx""xxvv x ⊙⊙⊙⊙¤ vb b cznvvbvvmbcnn Vb v so qzpljckku kskuyhzrgffft mis hitahouxeowaverick 7+7++?

    • @tatumsh9
      @tatumsh9 5 років тому +1

      Probably a fake story if we’re being honest.

    • @aljoschacyphers4117
      @aljoschacyphers4117 5 років тому +2

      It was heart touching, I liked the innocence behind the storie.

  • @dannyganelin9777
    @dannyganelin9777 9 років тому +43

    That was one of the best sets on the show, DL made me laugh hard and then dropped some truth I'll be passing along to my kids some day. Wasn't expecting that at all.

  • @ato-ikechi
    @ato-ikechi 6 років тому +35

    "You're only what you answer to", Thanks DL!

  • @mikejgotcash
    @mikejgotcash 6 років тому +213

    Booty for Skittles ain't no deal for me! 😂😂😂😂

  • @patrick1580
    @patrick1580 9 років тому +292

    I wish it was longer because this guy is hilarious

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 років тому

      Zach Hahahaha

    • @chapterblaq
      @chapterblaq 6 років тому +2

      He has an extensive history in stand up. Since before I was born at least... and I'm damn near 30. Just UA-cam his stand up.
      Surprisingly enough... I've never heard this routine...so he's still got material for days...

    • @TheSeeohhdee
      @TheSeeohhdee 6 років тому

      i wish it was hilarious because this shit was too long...

    • @baneleaf7025
      @baneleaf7025 5 років тому +1

      @@chapterblaq A lot, not all, of what is on this series is new content. I know some do their standard routine or parts of it but many of the comics use this for new material.

    • @ccho907
      @ccho907 4 роки тому +1

      He is. He has 2 specials on tubi tv for free. They were good

  • @Tweety0139
    @Tweety0139 6 років тому +14

    "YOU'RE ONLY WHAT YOU ANSWER TO" That will definitely stick with me as well..

  • @HereToComment24
    @HereToComment24 8 років тому +74

    Good mom right there.

  • @kimaegaii
    @kimaegaii 9 років тому +22

    What a heart warming story. What kind of monster could say that to little kids...

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 5 років тому +21

    2:50 "Bootie for Skittles ain't a deal for me!"

  • @teiganr8159
    @teiganr8159 7 років тому +9

    DL is hilarious as always, love his radio show too!!

  • @elnino4306
    @elnino4306 5 років тому +52

    But did tha raid kill the crabs 🦀

  • @ve-a-chingartu-madre31
    @ve-a-chingartu-madre31 6 років тому +16

    One of the kings of comedy till this day a living legend

  • @elliottbracken9986
    @elliottbracken9986 5 років тому +4

    I learned that as a kid mama said: you are what you answer to I'm 63 years and they call me brother all my life.

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 5 років тому +9

    This dude's timing and phrasing really reminds me of Franklyn Ajaye from back in the 70's. I wonder if DL was influenced by Franklyn growing up. Very similar deliveries. Good stuff.

  • @moniquehill7167
    @moniquehill7167 7 років тому +68

    Spray some Raid down there!😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😂

  • @twinky4_4
    @twinky4_4 2 роки тому

    D L and Earthquake. My favorite stand up comedians hands down. 💙💙

  • @kamaramikel8607
    @kamaramikel8607 4 роки тому +12

    "You're only what you answer to." - DL's Mom

  • @Bananapig9
    @Bananapig9 7 років тому +38

    We all had that one friend who's great to hang out with and they're a good friend but you never listened to their advice because it was just the absolute worst advice in the world. Like just no matter the topic you just know it'll make it worse.

  • @CptWhit3y
    @CptWhit3y 7 років тому +7

    "Well do you have strawberry?" lmao. That is way to defeat racism.

  • @viru_zzsquad7355
    @viru_zzsquad7355 3 роки тому +1

    really hope this guy got kids because we need more kids like this legend.

  • @dayunggxddblvzx5896
    @dayunggxddblvzx5896 9 років тому +141

    DL looks like he's turnin in to red foxx in his old age

  • @DuncanTheHighlander
    @DuncanTheHighlander 9 років тому +8

    Please never stop making these ♡♡

  • @couponville1
    @couponville1 7 років тому +320

    did the Mexican have on boots? lol

  • @anthonyciccariello8089
    @anthonyciccariello8089 5 років тому +1

    That is hands-down the best story so far. Good job sir

  • @TheExgymnast
    @TheExgymnast 5 років тому

    100% the BEST episode of this series.
    D.L. FTW

  • @nhymnbus
    @nhymnbus 5 років тому +2

    That ice cream joke deserved wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more laughs man

  • @alite3928
    @alite3928 6 років тому

    @dlhughley has always been one of the brightest comedians always approaches topics with so much clarity and uniqueness!!

  • @lunafrankenstein2566
    @lunafrankenstein2566 7 років тому +1

    Much love D.L. i wanna hear more about his childhood

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative 8 років тому +47

    You're only what you answer to.
    Well, shit.

  • @buryyourdraws
    @buryyourdraws 4 роки тому +1

    Whoa I didn't expect to have a minor philosophical revelation by the end of this, good shit DL!

  • @playitbyearny
    @playitbyearny 5 років тому

    YES!!! You are only what you answer too!! AMEN!!

  • @Hulk2k6
    @Hulk2k6 6 років тому +4

    3:58 ''Oh, NO, he didn't!''
    4:11 I'm guessing THAT was NOT the dream Dr King envisioned lol
    5:10 kills me.

  • @SamUrai-sd8ph
    @SamUrai-sd8ph 6 років тому +1

    Funny story, powerful message at the end. Good on your mom, DL

  • @lamaracwest8580
    @lamaracwest8580 9 років тому +1

    The bit about The Price Is Right is hilarious!

  • @chuckallstar1281
    @chuckallstar1281 5 років тому +1

    We need more stories from DL

  • @mr.channel6467
    @mr.channel6467 5 років тому +3

    This guys got some good perspective

  • @Allocution_TK
    @Allocution_TK 5 років тому +2

    Damn dude, that was some real talk on the end.

  • @GamonKills
    @GamonKills 9 років тому +4

    I wish this was longer

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 9 років тому +5

      ... that's what she said 8-)

  • @meganrobinson1707
    @meganrobinson1707 5 років тому +6

    I wish I could go on this show and tell my gummy THC story.

  • @thebrain9384
    @thebrain9384 8 років тому +3

    "You know what your name is," a saying we kids used. I listen to this day before I answer.

  • @Gunn3r91697
    @Gunn3r91697 9 років тому +48

    Wow. Thought it was gonna be funny. But the punchline ended up being inspirational

  • @donnieward9790
    @donnieward9790 3 роки тому

    Great story!

  • @Fifthelement203
    @Fifthelement203 5 років тому +1

    Short but good

  • @MCook-rj3hy
    @MCook-rj3hy 6 років тому +1

    DL is the 🐐

  • @Scoooreboooard
    @Scoooreboooard 9 років тому +1

    I was so excited to see him on here

  • @michellemcfarland80
    @michellemcfarland80 3 роки тому

    Wow! Awesome Mom for that!!! 👏💗

  • @ngugidaniel1030
    @ngugidaniel1030 2 роки тому

    Solid final joke. You are what you answer to for sure...

  • @original_me6505
    @original_me6505 6 років тому

    "spray some raid on your nuts" 😯😂😂 oh shit!!

  • @andreadunbar4617
    @andreadunbar4617 5 років тому

    And this is why he is a King of Comedy😊

  • @trevorseim6950
    @trevorseim6950 9 років тому +4

    What a fucking awesome conclusion

  • @Vintage27
    @Vintage27 5 років тому +1

    Honest and dope...

  • @NOOKnookCROOK
    @NOOKnookCROOK 6 років тому

    D.l. much respect.

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill 8 років тому +3

    That was fucking great! Man, I was that one white kid in the black neighborhood (West Oakland) and I definitely remember learning who could say nigga and who couldn't. Right about third grade I said, 'oops, I guess it's not just my red hair that makes me different.'

  • @StephenAndrew777
    @StephenAndrew777 9 років тому +1

    Great stuff.

  • @joeytan5297
    @joeytan5297 9 років тому +84

    these intros are so annoying. we dont need a 1 minute intro segment on a 5 minute story.

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 5 років тому +2

      are you paying them and who is we,stop complaining

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 роки тому

    DL is a comedic genius. I still have The Kings of Comedy on VHS.
    I also have the Queens of Comedy on VHS. I miss Mo’Nique.
    We should start a petition…

  • @vailble8103
    @vailble8103 4 роки тому

    Best intro yet

  • @volvowagon70
    @volvowagon70 4 роки тому

    Holy crap we use to call Brazil nuts those too!

  • @suaygiri
    @suaygiri 9 років тому

    loved that beginning, it was like an apex twin clip ....

  • @danpmatz
    @danpmatz 8 років тому +5

    love the intro to all of these

    • @billybussey
      @billybussey 7 років тому +3

      I was just about to comment that the intros seem like Ari's excuse to show himself.

  • @laugh_til_ithurts
    @laugh_til_ithurts 6 років тому

    “I don’t serve niggas” “Well do u serve strawberry?” 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @patriciarandolph6386
    @patriciarandolph6386 3 роки тому

    He is always on his game he is the most intelligent of the comedy group not fake cares about how life goes

  • @GrandSekiza
    @GrandSekiza 9 років тому

    booty for skittlez lmao shit too funny....

  • @mosesmuloma1196
    @mosesmuloma1196 7 років тому +1

    You are only what you answer to.

  • @matereymate
    @matereymate 8 років тому

    good jokes, good story, good delivery
    and a good message at the end, damn this nigga crazy ;)

  • @_Digishade_
    @_Digishade_ 9 років тому +5

    Wow. The opening to this was like an Aphex Twin video.
    I'll appreciate it just for that, if not for the comedy. DL's still got it, though. :p

  • @darisoden9040
    @darisoden9040 5 років тому

    Now thats REAL TALK!!!!

  • @gbnstrike_8554
    @gbnstrike_8554 5 років тому

    1/4 of the original kings of comedy 🙏🙏🙏 legendary shit man. Rip Bernie mac

  • @TaskerFilms
    @TaskerFilms 9 років тому

    great piece

  • @Master_Chief_2288
    @Master_Chief_2288 4 роки тому

    This dude is still a legend!

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 5 років тому

    “You are only what you answer to!”

  • @DIAASWH
    @DIAASWH 9 років тому

    DL is AWESOME!

  • @stacylarge5636
    @stacylarge5636 4 роки тому

    Great story DL your mom was ahead of the curve

  • @OscarHernandez-gy2do
    @OscarHernandez-gy2do 5 років тому

    Loved it!

  • @gunnerflash3544
    @gunnerflash3544 9 років тому +29

    This is why edumacation is so important somehow this guy made it

    • @Lintlikr1
      @Lintlikr1 9 років тому +5

      gona go home and learn me a book

    • @ckreuzb
      @ckreuzb 9 років тому +3

      True dat

    • @MrTONIUX
      @MrTONIUX 9 років тому +2

      I is want to be smart thats why i wash youtube.

    • @theroboyouknow
      @theroboyouknow 9 років тому +3

      ckreuzb On my end your post "True dat" has a translate button. lol

    • @aaronmcphearson8208
      @aaronmcphearson8208 9 років тому

      theroboyouknow Same. Haha. Translation: "True that"

  • @batmanthe
    @batmanthe 8 років тому

    From my experience watching bullies, being bullied and even sort of being one myself a short time. Unlike those who are of blood relation.. non-family bullies, do it only because it's fun for them. If you stand up to them and make it hurt. That just makes it no longer fun. So they stop. Unless they actually like the risk of getting hit back everyday.

  • @COMONSONAJ
    @COMONSONAJ 5 років тому

    DL always got that wisdom lol

  • @JillontheLake
    @JillontheLake 6 років тому

    DL is a naturally funny dude. I'm gonna look up his tour schedule and see his show. So far, I laugh out loud to his shit. Raid on the crabs...hilarious.

  • @Alexz_Archivz
    @Alexz_Archivz 9 років тому +13

    I have noticed since Hughley's latest stand-up DVD, he has been very sentimental about his parents(father), hence this video, but I admire the fact that he could come in front of all those white ppl and speak on racial ignorance against him from his past and STILL GET A LAUGH OUT OF THE AUDIENCE!
    Thumbs up!

  • @naoyaao2947
    @naoyaao2947 3 роки тому

    Well then do you have strawberry 😂

  • @carlosgarza1701
    @carlosgarza1701 6 років тому

    Great stand up with some real truth.

  • @jaylew889
    @jaylew889 5 років тому

    This is prior to watching DL, I usually just press fast forward for 1 min or so, but this into skit was a lil humorous

  • @laugh_til_ithurts
    @laugh_til_ithurts 6 років тому

    Sprayed Raid on his nuts 😩😭😭😭😭 I died lmao

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 7 років тому +30

    Moral of the story : DON'T TRUST THAT FRIEND HE'S A MORON, Geez 😂

  • @bennett3449
    @bennett3449 9 років тому +6

    Why does the intro have to be a minute long?

  • @truckergrayfox3817
    @truckergrayfox3817 6 років тому +5

    I got a better one. “If it dont apply, let it fly” - paul mooney

  • @TheNewFlesh
    @TheNewFlesh 9 років тому +241

    Plz stop spoiling jokes in the first 10 seconds.
    Maybe leave that for your dinosaur broadcasts, but I CLICKED on this, you don't need to sell me on it

    • @camarowland4
      @camarowland4 9 років тому +5

      yeah Comedy Central has been bad about ruining their jokes lately. I'll browse twitter and see all the joke punchlines from a tv show, (workaholics for example) , an hour or two before the episode airs in my timezone. its to the point that i either avoid the internet and my phone, or dont watch the show. More often than not im skipping the show.

    • @redd3032
      @redd3032 6 років тому +4

      They didn't add the punchline quit crying

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 років тому

      TheNewFlesh Hahahaha well you already here lol

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 років тому

      William Jones Hahahaha

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 років тому

      Jack Egan Hahahaha

  • @myonie22
    @myonie22 4 роки тому

    That was too quick. More DL!!!

  • @Potentialaj
    @Potentialaj 6 років тому

    Love me some DL 😍😍😍😘😘😘😘

  • @lamaracwest8580
    @lamaracwest8580 9 років тому

    That's a fine ass bar.

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 8 років тому +3

    Growing up in LA as a white kid you learn real quick what you can and CANNOT say lol. Trust me I been there, met my best friends there that are still mine today.

  • @brianmahone4845
    @brianmahone4845 7 років тому

    DL Hughley is funny as hell

  • @breakfastatepiphanies
    @breakfastatepiphanies 3 роки тому

    When the intro is almost as long as the entire video.

  • @empresstrayb1798
    @empresstrayb1798 3 роки тому

    My 2nd daughter was born at " killer King" 😭😩

  • @Ampersful
    @Ampersful 8 років тому

    Fantastic:)

  • @ruthlesson-site
    @ruthlesson-site Рік тому

    More black Americans should adopt the mentality of that final message 🙌🏼

  • @itsyagirlindica3505
    @itsyagirlindica3505 6 років тому +1

    When i was s kid in school the n word had a definition that said it meant a person who is ignorant. Now dont beat be up over this. I love everybody. Did anyone else grow up in the 80s & 90s w real dictionary books?

    • @vadaski5038
      @vadaski5038 6 років тому

      Bewitched2020 no but I do want your snap

  • @Evilmonkey989
    @Evilmonkey989 9 років тому +5

    If I don't skip the first fifty seconds they ruin the video with ruining the joke and with the intro >.>

  • @robertxflakes
    @robertxflakes 9 років тому

    lmfao good shit. idk why i've never heard if this guy before. being a "king of Comedy" and shit. I liked what the said at the end a lot too, about only being what you answer to

    • @Madmagnus
      @Madmagnus 9 років тому +1

      He was on the tour called Kings of comedy. And that's why he called him a king of comedy it was him Bernie Mac, Cedric the entertainer, Steve Harvet, and DL Hughley.
      Dude really is a legend though

  • @bryanfountain
    @bryanfountain 5 років тому +2

    Ive been living my entire life thinking dl was from philly, because of the fresh prince of bel air