Real Medieval War Stories That Sound Made Up

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  • @MyLifeAtProvince
    @MyLifeAtProvince 10 місяців тому +318

    Finally, the OG narrator is back.

    • @getoffmydarnlawn
      @getoffmydarnlawn 10 місяців тому +13

      Are they using the weird AI generated female voice on Weird History now too? I've only heard it on the Weird History Food.

    • @charlesharris6696
      @charlesharris6696 10 місяців тому +8

      He was back last episode

    • @andrewsaenz3642
      @andrewsaenz3642 10 місяців тому +25

      Glad hes the main reason I even watch these dudes actually pretty funny

    • @Howiesgirl
      @Howiesgirl 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@getoffmydarnlawnNo, a few videos back, there was a different male narrator & we all revolted, lol. Just glad the good one is back.

    • @J.A.Smith2397
      @J.A.Smith2397 10 місяців тому +3

      We was worried

  • @SC-bs7jd
    @SC-bs7jd 10 місяців тому +14

    Before conquering England, William the "Conqueror" was known as the "Bastard". Quite an upgrade.

  • @JamesFromTexas
    @JamesFromTexas 10 місяців тому +79

    That bucket really tied the village together, man. Its about the principle, dude.

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 10 місяців тому +1

      The old man told me to take any bucket in the village.

    • @Thoran666
      @Thoran666 10 місяців тому +5

      It's a shame over 2000 men had to kick the bucked for that.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Thoran666 and the bucket is still there in display to this day. No one is gonna give up that bucket easy

    • @Ragnar0xx0rz
      @Ragnar0xx0rz 10 місяців тому +1

      Greetings, fellow Lebowski fan. Glad to see no one's ruined this comment yet like they did with your other one.

    • @JamesFromTexas
      @JamesFromTexas 10 місяців тому

      @@Ragnar0xx0rz you saw that!? Everyone was really mad about that one. Every time I hear that story, gotta leave that comment, man.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 10 місяців тому +17

    That moment when telling your victim to 'bite me' backfires terribly...

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 10 місяців тому +1

      I heard a similar Japanese kabuki story involving a beheaded man😂

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому +7

    7:41 I lived with an heir to Land O'Lakes in Charleston, South Carolina.
    He worked as a travel nurse in order to create his own path.

  • @lukemn29
    @lukemn29 10 місяців тому +11

    I guess "The Battle of the Little Brown Jug" in Big 10 football doesn't sound like a big deal after all.

    • @KyleShiflet13666
      @KyleShiflet13666 10 місяців тому +2

      The rivalry between Indiana and Purdue is called Battle of The old Oaken bucket

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 10 місяців тому

      Facts😂😂😂

  • @rheverend
    @rheverend 10 місяців тому +9

    3:27 weird how a battle ended up being wholesome 😆

  • @kirkmorrison6131
    @kirkmorrison6131 10 місяців тому +7

    William I had the greatest make over ever From William the Bastard of Normandy, to William the Conquerer

  • @UncleMikeDrop
    @UncleMikeDrop 10 місяців тому +4

    Oh, to be a bucket maker in that time and place. LOL

  • @Transfer_data_45
    @Transfer_data_45 10 місяців тому +5

    My favorite narrator 😊😊😊😊

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 10 місяців тому +19

    Weird History: *starts telling war of the bucket story
    OSP Fans: *shake head in disappointment*

    • @melaniecormier4657
      @melaniecormier4657 10 місяців тому +4

      RIGHT!? Also the oversimplified video like cmon

    • @marygoround1292
      @marygoround1292 4 місяці тому +1

      I came to the comments specifically for OSP references.

  • @MeatMachine69
    @MeatMachine69 10 місяців тому +2

    Lmao "lol I'm going in the river"

  • @amys2650
    @amys2650 10 місяців тому +3

    You’re back 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @groermaik
    @groermaik 10 місяців тому +4

    This was a good one. Thanks.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому +5

    1:58 For a while, I trained in boxing at a community center at Air Park in Lincoln, Nebraska.
    Our trainer was a streetwise professional boxer and the facility seemed to be straight out of the film Rocky.
    It is now the location of the Lincoln Boxing Club.

  • @MariaMartinez-researcher
    @MariaMartinez-researcher 10 місяців тому +7

    The battle on the ice between Russians and Teutonic Knights is the main part of the cantata Alexander Nevsky, by Prokofiev. There's a famous movie by Eisenstein showing the whole story: Alexander Nevsky. He led the Russians to victory.

    • @hildahilpert5018
      @hildahilpert5018 7 місяців тому

      My grandmother's cousins the von Lilienschilds fought in the Crusades and later took part in the Baltic Crusades.Some members belonged to the Livonian Knights of the Sword in Riga, which later became part of the Teutonic Knights.It,s quite possible She had relatives who took part in the battle on the Ice.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 10 місяців тому +7

    I tell you some made up medieval battles the ones that feature the ghost of Saint George helping out English forces in battle or the ghosts of Saint James Moor Slayer helping out on the Spanish battlefield during the reconquest.

  • @JC3rd
    @JC3rd 10 місяців тому

    I love the music. The stories are about war, etc. But the silliness in them is highlighted by the music.

  • @eviemichalworkerrox
    @eviemichalworkerrox 9 місяців тому +1

    People really hate the smallest of change, huh. I didn’t think the other narrator was all that bad. Wild how substantial the association between a voice is to a character, narration, person, etc

  • @kevinmilburn6436
    @kevinmilburn6436 10 місяців тому +4

    I want to hear about the history of vampires and how that whole idea of deracula came about!

    • @brokenjuniper8387
      @brokenjuniper8387 10 місяців тому +1

      Lots and lots of rabies

    • @RivetGardener
      @RivetGardener 9 місяців тому

      Well, the Draculine lore began with the Oxygen Vampires, those we are very familiar with: the people who walk into a room and suck all the oxygen and energy out of it, draining life. We all have been around them especially in the workplace. The vampires surfaced way back in history around the time of The Diet of Worms, a 6 months long assembly and discussion convened by Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor to talk about Martin Luther. The number of eye-rolling collapses in the chambers have made history and gave rise to the Vampiric lore.

  • @nickbrown7672
    @nickbrown7672 10 місяців тому +3

    A scratch from a tooth led to him dying. Either that dead guy had the absolute worst oral hygiene or the living guy has the absolute worst general hygiene to let that get so bad it killed him. Also how sharp were his teeth!!

    • @brokenjuniper8387
      @brokenjuniper8387 10 місяців тому

      Actually the human mouth is filthy. When someone gets bit by another person, it is almost always guaranteed to get infected.

  • @philsophkenny
    @philsophkenny 10 місяців тому +2

    OG Narrator please never leave

  • @Retro_Overdose
    @Retro_Overdose 10 місяців тому +2

    If you play Dwarf Fortress at all, you will understand going to war over a bucket.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому +5

    A+ video!
    Very unique and helpful history, what crazy war stories!

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou 10 місяців тому +1

    Thorin Oakenbucket. 😂😂😂

  • @JelMain
    @JelMain 4 місяці тому

    Vlad was actually about the earliest case of CPTSD on record. As a lad, he and his brother were truce hostages, and although safe thereby, got to see a few too many Ottoman impalements. As a result, strife triggered the memory, and he reenacted the scenes, often with friendly forces of the Holy Roman Empire from Saxony. They complained to the Emperor, who was too far away to do much, and so the legend started.

  • @theconqueringram5295
    @theconqueringram5295 10 місяців тому +1

    Never mess with someone's bucket!

  • @joeyjojojunior1794
    @joeyjojojunior1794 7 місяців тому

    9:27 I see what you did there. Hilarious

  • @SeoulMan
    @SeoulMan 10 місяців тому +1

    1:32 "OOGA! OOGA! OOGA!"

  • @denicewinders1521
    @denicewinders1521 10 місяців тому +3

    I'm so proud William the conqueror is my ancestor!

    • @99AHJones
      @99AHJones 10 місяців тому

      Same lol he is my 21st great grandfather

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 10 місяців тому +2

      He's probably the ancestor a huge number of people, but if you can actually trace your ancestry that far back, that's pretty cool.

    • @denicewinders1521
      @denicewinders1521 10 місяців тому +1

      @@MatthewTheWanderer
      My mother did ancestry from 1968 to 2010s....her work is impeccable. She stopped only bcuz of her eyes in old age.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 5 місяців тому

    Eating ANOTHER Weird History snack!
    Eating bacon*†...while watching this Weird History video!
    Pork was highly valued during Medieval times!
    * Inspired by the segment about pork on the Weird History video "What the Average Medieval Diet Was Like."
    † The bacon brand is Smithfield and I fried it in a 9" cast iron skillet.

  • @IbraheemPasha
    @IbraheemPasha 10 місяців тому +2

    The Bolognese were punished severely.

  • @videogamevalley7523
    @videogamevalley7523 10 місяців тому

    ….”dont go in the river!!” ……
    ….”Im going in the river!” …… 😂😂😂

  • @CJRealHoops1
    @CJRealHoops1 10 місяців тому

    *Medieval War Story That Sounds Made Up*: On 29 July 1014, in the Battle of Kleidion, the Byzantine (or "eastern roman") Emperor Basil II defeated an army from Bulgaria. Having crushed the Bulgarians, Basil exacted what he felt was just vengeance in a most cruel manner. He was said to have captured 15,000 prisoners and ordered the removal of the prisoners' eyes one by one, thus fully blinding 99 of every 100 men, leaving one one-eyed man in each cohort to lead the rest back to their ruler. It was his brutal but war-ending tactic that earned Basil II his nickname: Basil the Bulgar Slayer

  • @galloe8933
    @galloe8933 10 місяців тому

    Should have made a "Point" joke about the Clovis guy's point. Not that smart of a joke, but kind of, and I find that when people hear something they know that sounds like a smart person thing, they get happy.
    Don't take me wrong, I'm a bumbling fool, I just knew this one fact because I learned about it, in an argument I got into with this old man, in New Mexico when I was 11. Man, has it been a couple of long decades since that happened, but I'm just happy knowing that the seagull I found will never hurt another family after what happened.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому

    8:23 It says a lot when people fight on ice of uncertain thickness.

  • @deltatango6793
    @deltatango6793 10 місяців тому +2

    I thought the guy in the thumbnail was Trevor Noah.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому

    Since I have seen the second thumbnail recommendation at the end of the video (What was Hygiene like for the Peasants, I am going to watch the first one (What Was It Like To Be A Knight During Medieval Times) and the following three:
    x 15 Weird Vintage Foods You'd Love To Have At Your Holiday Party
    x What It Was Like To Dine At A Glorious Medieval Feast
    x Robert the Bruce was the Real Life 'Braveheart'

  • @danam0228
    @danam0228 10 місяців тому

    7:18 had me rofl

  • @rismarck
    @rismarck 10 місяців тому

    7:18 wtf was that 🤣

  • @dpchase84
    @dpchase84 10 місяців тому

    Loving OG voice narrator and lady narrator. New voice narrator is good, no shade!

  • @nanthenoob
    @nanthenoob 10 місяців тому +1

    I like this narrator

  • @michaelmcdonnell5998
    @michaelmcdonnell5998 10 місяців тому +1

    After the appearance of the other guy I'm almost afraid to click on these videos!

  • @talliaconner-flores5763
    @talliaconner-flores5763 10 місяців тому

    2:00 Wow, they really pulled a page out of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" with that one. Battle of Red Cliff, anybody?

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому

    4:10 We used to play tackle football in elementary school (without pads), I don't think I have seen that for decades.
    There does need to be a "no dogpiling rule" for tackle football with no pads.

    • @crazyboydakota
      @crazyboydakota 10 місяців тому

      Must be your region as here on the Midwest kids are playing tackle football at recess

    • @btetschner
      @btetschner 10 місяців тому

      @@crazyboydakota Recess lasts 10-15 minutes in some parts and it is supervised by the school system lol.
      I am talking about unsupervised tackle football in things like fields and lawns.
      I live in Nebraska in the Midwest.

    • @crazyboydakota
      @crazyboydakota 10 місяців тому

      @@btetschner i can tell you here in Ohio my kids play tackle football at recess and basically every kid I know still plays tackle football. Things must've gotten real soft in Nebraska

    • @btetschner
      @btetschner 10 місяців тому

      @@crazyboydakota The addition of school system level supervision is the epitome of soft and safe, you know that.

    • @btetschner
      @btetschner 10 місяців тому

      @@crazyboydakota There is life outside of school level supervision.

  • @thesleppymexican
    @thesleppymexican 10 місяців тому

    He is back hell yeah

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 5 місяців тому

    5:13 Speaking of Tarot readers...Dr. Terror's House of Horrors is an awesome film with tarot reading as a central theme!

  • @TheOneWhoKnocks70
    @TheOneWhoKnocks70 10 місяців тому

    If there is a war these Special abilities: Ice for russians, typhoon for Japan, always comes in use

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому

    2:27 A skill that has been lost over the generations is auto repair.
    It wouldn't be surprising if some don't even know how to order a Flux Capacitor from the parts store.

  • @jenniferlonnes7420
    @jenniferlonnes7420 10 місяців тому +1

    MOE-day-nuh, with emphasis on first syllable.

  • @JR-gh8lp
    @JR-gh8lp 10 місяців тому

    Hey! You guys changed the thumbnail and of course I hadn’t realized and therefore I had not clicked!

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 5 місяців тому

    Eating ANOTHER Weird History snack!
    Eating WHATEVER MEAT I CAN GET AHOLD OF*†...while watching this Weird History video!
    It is cut pieces of New Orleans Andouille Sausage (Johnsonville) from Jambalaya that was made yesterday!
    * From the Meat section of the Weird History video "What the Average Medieval Diet Was Like"
    † The meat is spicy it was National chipotle Day! (along with my graduation day for my Health Sciences Associate Degree)

  • @gandalfstormcrow8439
    @gandalfstormcrow8439 10 місяців тому

    Yaaaa, boy! WB!
    More on this please!

  • @auroravieracorral1458
    @auroravieracorral1458 10 місяців тому

    7:17 hearing this part made my day 😂.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 5 місяців тому

    The citizens must have really been attached to that bucket!

  • @WetSleeves259
    @WetSleeves259 10 місяців тому +3

    NARRATER LEAVES WE ALL LEAVE. ALL HAIL OG NARRATER

    • @jenniferlonnes7420
      @jenniferlonnes7420 10 місяців тому +2

      Proper spelling and tolerance leaves, all the incels and you leave.
      All hail this channel's CONTENT!

  • @The7Reaper
    @The7Reaper 10 місяців тому

    A war over a fucking bucket lmao gotta love humans, aren't we great?

  • @andromeda331
    @andromeda331 10 місяців тому

    They really loved that bucket.

  • @sierrajohnson717
    @sierrajohnson717 10 місяців тому

    Well now we need a video on that French line strat you said not to google

  • @CwL-1984
    @CwL-1984 10 місяців тому +1

    The truth is stranger than fiction.

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 10 місяців тому

    You forgot the war of the pig lol

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому

    Eating ANOTHER Weird History meal!
    Eating SPAGHETTI-Os* with basil, melted VELVEETA^ Queso Blanco Slices on top, and parmesan cheese and drinking WILD CHERRY CAPRI SUN\...while watching this Weird History video!
    * From the Weird History Food video "Fun Facts About Your Favorite 90s Foods"
    ^ From the Weird History Food video "The Gooey History of Velveeta"
    \ From The Weird History Food video "Facts About ‘90s Lunch Box Items That Make Us Kinda Miss School"
    Note: Eating it in a similar containe as those used by Hello Fresh

  • @rogerszmodis
    @rogerszmodis 6 місяців тому

    The fact small wounds could be fatally infected says a lot about the hygiene of the period. I’ve never required antibiotics for a cut except for prophylactic antibiotics after surgery. Soap and clean water makes the biggest impact. I’ve e never even needed a tetanus vaccine I thought there was a few times I needed one but they just disinfected the wound and and told me to watch it for a few days and come back if there’s any issues.

  • @merlebarney
    @merlebarney 8 місяців тому

    In the Battle of Two Kings the reason the knights took each other prisoner instead of killing each other was so that they could ransom the prisoners back to their families. It was all about the money nothing else.

  • @NASCARFAN93100
    @NASCARFAN93100 10 місяців тому +1

    Faith must trample under foot all reason, sense, and understanding.
    Martin Luther

  • @pfkmsandiego
    @pfkmsandiego 10 місяців тому

    impaling prince. nice. that's new to me. ❤ peace

  • @evilscorpio1981
    @evilscorpio1981 10 місяців тому +1

    Why the man in the picture kinda looks like Trevor Noah

  • @dominik9180
    @dominik9180 7 місяців тому

    The two cieties were at war for decades before the bucket was stolen tho

  • @kymberlybuhrer6561
    @kymberlybuhrer6561 10 місяців тому

    I waited to see which narrator it was before I got comfy

  • @zalezluciano2899
    @zalezluciano2899 10 місяців тому

    That was fast

  • @SaviorInTheSun
    @SaviorInTheSun 10 місяців тому

    Never replace this narrator…ever…

  • @markedis5902
    @markedis5902 10 місяців тому

    As far as I know, England and France never stopped being at war

  • @brianhelmick1105
    @brianhelmick1105 10 місяців тому

    Weird History lies to me all the time and I come back.

  • @henkvandenbergh1301
    @henkvandenbergh1301 9 місяців тому

    Medieval War Stories that sound made-up?
    I didn't know CNN was THAT old.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 10 місяців тому

    The truth hurts...sometimes kills

  • @Teddy-mj9wd
    @Teddy-mj9wd 6 місяців тому

    Alright,we'll call it draw.

  • @jovanweismiller7114
    @jovanweismiller7114 10 місяців тому +1

    Well, you definitely made up the one about Christians, pagans, and Mongols fighting in Russia. Whilst the Mongols were not Christian, both the Teutonic Knights and the Russians were. The Knights were Roman Catholic and the Russians were Eastern Orthodox.

  • @JOEFABULOUS.
    @JOEFABULOUS. 10 місяців тому

    No king of England if not king of France Henry V

  • @NABAGHANA_10x_Official
    @NABAGHANA_10x_Official 10 місяців тому +1

    Thank you 50 Subscribe ❤❤

  • @TouThoj07
    @TouThoj07 10 місяців тому

    8:55 Jesus, destroy my enemies and my life is yours.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому

    2:43 My theater teacher at Doane University used to talk about the Rule Of Threes for comedy.

  • @TVs_Wil_Herren
    @TVs_Wil_Herren 9 місяців тому

    Did you really have soldiers maneuvering with M-4s when talking about 1100AD warfare? Come on man…

  • @LoriVanAuwelaer-fe4fw
    @LoriVanAuwelaer-fe4fw 10 місяців тому

    Hey y'all 😮

  • @andy313131313136
    @andy313131313136 10 місяців тому

    It was the British fault for the French loss in WW2!

  • @IAmWBeard
    @IAmWBeard 10 місяців тому

    But if everyone knows that William Wallace isn’t brave heart then why does everyone keep referring to the movie when they talk about brave heart??? Robert the Bruce is actually brave heart.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 10 місяців тому +1

      Because Braveheart is still a popular movie, you think facts is gonna convince the general public?

  • @astrid703
    @astrid703 10 місяців тому +2

    I LOVE it when the narrator speaks in the voices of the people he's quoting.

  • @jonjosephbarnes
    @jonjosephbarnes 10 місяців тому +1

    Acre PALESTINE* in 1190.
    "israel" didn't exist.

  • @keionsprime3656
    @keionsprime3656 10 місяців тому

    What the actual F

  • @DFxiDemon
    @DFxiDemon 10 місяців тому

    Why is Trevor Noah in The thumbnail

  • @celianeves8446
    @celianeves8446 10 місяців тому

    What's with the background music?it's really distracting and really not necessary

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 10 місяців тому

      There usually is background music, its just how it is

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 місяців тому

    5:12 Awesome image!
    That reminds me of the video about the Druids, what an awesome topic!

  • @oafishblowfish8951
    @oafishblowfish8951 10 місяців тому

    Please, no more narrator switches. Don't leave us again, the other guy just doesn't have the appropriate voice for this channel. He's not bad, but he doesn't convey it quite this way. I harbor neither love nor hate towards him, just meh...

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead 10 місяців тому

    “Men on both sides”
    Shows a woman training

  • @JustJulyo
    @JustJulyo 10 місяців тому

    Can the real narrator please stand up

  • @fetus302
    @fetus302 10 місяців тому

    The music fits the subject matter really well.

  • @cherylmarcuri5506
    @cherylmarcuri5506 10 місяців тому

    Ye gods. It would be faster to list the names you actually said correctly...

  • @pepitotrueno
    @pepitotrueno 10 місяців тому

    The Spanish audio and subs are as bad as it gets

  • @thedaggonator
    @thedaggonator 10 місяців тому

    Can you do a video on how Eskimos in the Arctic Circle survived the brutal winter?

    • @Dee-JayW
      @Dee-JayW 10 місяців тому

      They are not Eskimos. That is a pejorative. Inuit or Dene.

  • @bangdollarsign
    @bangdollarsign 10 місяців тому +2

    Dont post videos with any other narrator, we dont want them.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 10 місяців тому +1

      Good luck finding someone reading the comments from that channel

  • @jasonjerusalem
    @jasonjerusalem 10 місяців тому

    Dude, Russia converted orthodox Christianity by the end of the 10th century. Pagans had nothing to do with the battle, as they didn't exist by the time. It was grabby-grabby german knights who wanted Novgorod for themselves